Chapter 12 Chapter 11 Local Tyrant, Let’s Be Friends

As soon as Nuo Lan left, Zeng Xiaoxian became the bottom king of the stage again, and the bustling "Your Moon, My Heart" became cold again.Zeng Xiaoxian didn't care, he was alone, dozing off, idling about, enjoying himself. He was in a daze that day, and Lisa came to look for him.The so-called not going to the Three Treasures Hall if there is nothing to do, is because there is an urgent task to be accounted for.Originally, the director asked Lisa to receive a customer from out of town on weekends, but Lisa's cousin got married that day, and she was going to be a bridesmaid, so she was not available, so she came to Zeng Xiaoxian to replace her.

In the photo of the client’s file, he is an ordinary young man with a little more meat and no other special features, but the director also specifically told him that the client is delicate and expensive, so he must be treated well and must not be neglected.male?Still a fat man?Zeng Xiaoxian's interest immediately dropped to zero.The task is the task, the big deal is to take it to climb the TV tower, take a ride on the river view cruise ship, buy a bunch of souvenirs, and take a few commemorative photos to show the visit here. "Are you treating your relatives in the countryside?! This Du Xiaotao is a well-known wealthy businessman in Wenzhou! His father was worth hundreds of millions of dollars ten years ago! Du Xiaotao is the future head of the family business. He is here on a special trip to discuss cooperation with the leaders. Before he finished his plan, Lisa spat at him. "You can't do something decent! Listen, so far, your program's advertising investment for next year is still zero. I'll give you a chance to get close to the water, so don't let me waste it!"

ah?Such a heavy taste?Zeng Xiaoxian was startled, and said coyly, "I'm not selling myself." Virtue! Lisa rolled his eyes at him: "Where are you thinking! I want you to play golf according to your liking! Rich people are like this. If you play high in a round of golf, it's not enough to sponsor a million.800,000." Is it a one-sentence matter? Don’t tell me you haven’t even heard of golf socials!” Zeng Xiaoxian looked blank: "Golf shooting?" Lisa repeated impatiently: "It's a golf social!" "Gorky social?" "Golf Social!"

"Golf social?" "Idiot! It's Gorky..." Lisa was stunned, and then realized that she was led into a trap by Zeng Xiaoxian, and gave him a hard look.Zeng Xiaoxian was heartlessly happy on the sidelines, shouting: "It's wrong! It's wrong!" With him like this, he still goes to receive high-end customers? Lisa was really worried, but how could she not go to her cousin's wedding!But the cousin-in-law said that many handsome and capable diamond male colleagues in the company will attend the wedding banquet. When the time comes, she, the bridesmaid, will be well-dressed, won't she be fascinated?Haha, I am happy just thinking about it, no matter what Du Xiaotao and Du Haitao, happiness in life is the most important thing!

The same is the pursuit of career and a better life, Yoyo's attitude is much more correct, as long as there is a play, whether it is a supporting role or a side role, movies, TV dramas, dramas, stage plays, no matter what opportunity is missed.Hard work pays off, and Yoyo's hard work finally pays off.When filming the last film, Stephen, the boss of an internationally renowned entertainment company, came to visit the set, and he had a particularly good impression of Yoyo.They plan to open a branch here, and also sign some potential newcomers, and Yoyo is one of the locked targets.In other words, if the signing is successful, Yoyo may soon become popular!

Such a happy event, how can we not share it with our good friends.Guan Gu has been with Yoyo for so long, and he is already considered a member of the small circle. When he heard the news, he was the most excited: "You mean the gold medal producer Stephen?" Yoyo nodded. Zhang Wei asked blankly: "Is it very powerful?" "Turtle! Steven Spielberg always knows, right?" Zhang Wei nodded, who doesn't know the world's leading director.Guan Gu proudly introduced, "The Stephen you mentioned is his half-brother, who is very influential in Asia!" Stephen asked Yoyo to compile a "Performance Collection" of the previous scenes and send it to him. He wanted to show it to other partners. If there were no problems, the signing would be finalized.I thought about it!Everyone is really happy for Yoyo.Just now I said modestly that there is no sign of horoscope, this is almost ready to come out!

Guan Gu paid more attention to the details, and couldn't help asking: ""Performance Collection", do you have this thing?" Youyou reassured him: "A few days ago, I asked the little gangster downstairs to cut it for me. I asked him to help me choose a few representative ones that can best show my acting skills." Guan Gu was so excited that he began to use words indiscriminately: "You can tell when you hear it, it must be incomparable." Meijia laughed at him and said incoherently: "That's called incomparable!" Laughing is laughing, trouble is trouble, everyone agrees to watch together when You You gets back "Performing Arts Collection" tomorrow, and you must see it first.

"The ball is placed two inches inside the left foot. The spine is in a neutral state, the arms hang down naturally, the left shoulder is slightly higher than the right shoulder, and the waist drives the whole body to rotate about 30%. The left arm is basically kept in a straight line during the backswing and downswing. , don’t bend your elbows, concentrate, don’t hesitate when hitting the ball, just go, Go!” Zi Qiao held a "Golf Beginner's Handbook" and guided Zeng Xiaoxian's movements while reading.Zeng Xiaoxian, who was waiting for the battle, was wearing a golf cap, golf shirt, golf pants, sneakers, and golf gloves, but he imitated his swing with empty hands, spinning and hitting the ball. Say "Nice shot"!Zeng Xiaoxian supported the brim of his hat viciously, squinted his eyes, pretended to look at the little white ball on the green road in the distance, and boasted: "You are so handsome!"

Yifei, Guan Gu, Zhang Wei, and Meijia entered the apartment from the outside, and saw a pair of dudes practicing golf with a WII game.Meijia was embarrassed when she opened her mouth: "Are you playing monkeys?" Yifei sneered: "Go aside, connect the DVD, we have more important things to watch. If you are capable, go play real balls and get a game console to be narcissistic." What a strength." Zeng Xiaoxian moved away unwillingly, and muttered: "The weekend is coming to an end, isn't this a warm-up?" Zhang Wei asked curiously, "Are you going to play golf?"

Zeng Xiaoxian told everyone that a wealthy businessman from Wenzhou came to Taiwan to discuss cooperation. Lisa sent him to play a couple of clubs with the client and talk about sponsoring the program by the way, so he crammed here to practice temporarily.It’s fine for practice, and it’s fine for Wii, so you can’t find a copycat coach?Ziqiao's scripted things are at best just to coax the chicks, Zeng Xiaoxian really believes it?Isn't this obviously misleading people and wasting time. Guan Gu comforted them: "Don't worry, if it's what you said, it doesn't seem to matter how you play the ball, it's about business." Zhang Wei also said: "Yes, just arrange it decently." ——Prepare a set of good clubs first, then invite two sparring partners, hire a few caddies, pick you up in a car all the way, and serve you with beautiful cigars, even if you can’t score a shot, the business can be negotiated.”

"Yo, you still understand this." Yifei looked at him in obvious disbelief after listening to his words. Zhang Wei immediately put on airs: "Anyway, I'm also a high-end person, okay..." Everyone looked at him, Zhang Wei's arrogance instantly dropped, and he said angrily, "I've been there once in a while, no way!" Everyone continued Shaking his head, Zhang Wei had no choice but to admit: "During the work-study program, I went to work at the golf course..." Seeing that everyone still didn't believe it, he rolled his eyes and told the truth: "The main thing is to pick up the flying balls outside the field, and then take them to the golf course. Sell ​​it for five yuan each. You are satisfied!" This is more or less the same, in line with your Zhang Yida's temperament, and the onlookers are basically satisfied. Zhang Wei grumbled unwillingly: "I've never eaten pork, but I've seen pigs run away. That's how the rich people socialize." Even if he is right, the membership card for a course is hundreds of thousands, and a decent set of clubs is tens of thousands, green fees, carts, caddies, tips, lounges, cigars, food and drink... Counting the piles of things, my good boy, the advertisement may not be able to get it, and Zeng Xiaoxian has not been ruined by playing?Don't you just take a pole and hit the ball into the hole? As for the trouble? Zeng Xiaoxian looked depressed, and Lisa also said that he was giving him a chance to get close to the water, which is obviously a big pit!The point is, Du Xiaopang only loves golf, and it is difficult not to jump into this pit. How should he jump? While discussing, Yoyo came back with her "Performance Collection", it is said that Xiao Hei cut four of the best parts from all the parts she played.The crowd immediately put aside Zeng Xiaoxian's business and gathered around the sofa to watch TV. The first, a romantic idol drama... On campus, Chi Zaozao, played by Youyou, holds a freshly made sandwich and watches Haochen pass by.Inner monologue: The 1001st day when I like Haochen, I have been waiting here every day for three years, watching Haochen pass by, but he——has never glanced at me.Thinking about it, Yoyo sighed and lowered her eyes sadly.But when she raised her eyes and looked at the opposite side again, Hao Chen turned to look at her, and waved to her with a smile. God!Is today my lucky day?Be brave, early!Shout out your heart out!Youyou opened her mouth, with a Taiwanese literary accent: "Ou Haochen! I declare (like) you! My brain and heart, every organ in my whole body is talking——I declare (like) you!" That shyness, that anticipation, that entanglement, that accent, that bravery after the decision, the gentleness and firmness after that bravery, Yoyo, I have to give you 32 likes! Hao Chen teased her mischievously: "Who do you announce (like)?" Youyou pursed her lips sweetly and replied: "Ou Haochen!" Hao Chen asked again: "Who declared (likes) Ou Hao Chen?" Youyou bravely said: "Chi Zaozao..." Hao Chen continued to joke, saying that he couldn't hear!Youyou crossed the road excitedly, a truck drove by, the music stopped abruptly, and she was ruthlessly taken away by the truck who was still running in a long flowing dress just now. In the next scene, Yoyo is lying in Haochen's arms, with blood on his face, and dying, he said: "This is... the breakfast I prepared for you, while it's hot..." Before he finished speaking, he closed his eyes and turned his head to the side ,died? Shouldn't the line be, Is this my last dues?After the clip was broadcast, everyone was silent, only Youyou was still excitedly introducing: "I only have this show in total, and I still remember the name is - "Love Begins with Farewell". At that time, the director asked me to start from three Regret, contentment, and longing all at the same time, see?" Ziqiao talked about him from left to right: "Who played this Ou Haochen? It's too ugly! I'm better than him." Zeng Xiaoxian commented in a yin and yang way: "We have long been mentally prepared for her acting." Yifei was the most straightforward, waving directly: "Romantic dramas are boring, next paragraph, next paragraph!" The second, a martial arts movie... Masked ninja: "Avalokitesvara, you are finally here." Youyou played the role of Avalokitesvara in ancient costumes, elegant and refined, and said coldly: "Eight-armed Arhat, I'm here to collect your corpse." "That depends on whether you have the ability! Look at the flying knife!" The ninja laughed arrogantly, threw out a dart, and caught it with his mouth.The ninja threw out two more darts with both hands, and Yunyun caught them together with his mouth. I thought about it!Master!Yoyo's setting in this play is "100% catch darts with your mouth".Since it's 100%, you can't die this time, right? As the plot continued, Yoyo spat out a dart and sneered: "Concealed weapons are useless to me, use all other flying props! If I catch it with my hands, I will lose." The rivers and lakes are dangerous and hard to guard against. The ninja played a lot of tricks, and suddenly spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm... Yoyo subconsciously still took it with her mouth... The ninja laughed loudly: "Do you dare to catch it with your mouth?" Yoyo suddenly knelt down and vomited Baimo: "The phlegm...the phlegm contains... poison." After speaking, he died again. Is this taste too strong?A group of people vomited profusely, even if they didn't vomit, their stomachs were overwhelmed.Only Guan Gu covered his mouth, suppressed his nausea, and continued to encourage Yoyo: "Honey, martial arts movies are too heavy, are there any more mainstream characters?" The third part is a spy movie, with Yoyo playing the role of a field doctor... In the field hospital, artillery fire roared in the background, gunpowder smoke filled the air, and under the monotonous and dim light, Yoyo was undergoing surgery.tweezers.The nurse handed it over.Scissors.handed over.Disinfectant water.handed over.wipe sweat.The nurse went to wipe the sweat, then suddenly covered Yoyo's mouth with gauze, pulled out a scalpel, and stabbed Yoyo. "Why! I'm just a doctor." Yoyo yelled out a weak voice from between her fingers. The nurse stabbed her again: "I'm sorry...but I'm a spy, General Li is our confidant, I can't let you save him!" Panting, Youyou said intermittently: "Then why did you stab me? Stab...he...well." Then... died again. What are you stabbing me for?stab him.This last statement is too hasty, isn't the writer of the script wise?However, compared to the previous two paragraphs, it was finally a bit of a breakthrough. In the past, one person died, but this time one died and two died.Worthy of encouragement, keep going! The fourth film, the sci-fi film "Salvation of the Prince", plays Yoyo as a Jedi Knight... At the beginning, there are Chinese and English bilingual subtitles, high-end atmosphere: the battle between the empire and the rebels is still going on, and the fear of death is spreading everywhere.Luke, the wise and powerful spiritual leader of the Rebel Army, was secretly imprisoned on the Imperial battleship 3601 and transported to the Death Star for interrogation.The Jedi warrior Tang Youyou was ordered by Master Yoda to rescue the prince at all costs, but was surrounded by heavy soldiers when he evacuated, and various mecha chariots and alien elves attacked in turn... Youyou appeared on the stage, holding up the laser gun with both hands to fight back, with a hundred shots: "Prince, hurry up to the rescue cabin! I'll break the queen!" The hatch of the battleship opened, and Darth Maul stepped out imposingly, waving a double-headed lightsaber, and bounced off the lasers shot by Yoyo one by one.Youyou simply threw away the laser gun, took out a lightsaber, showed the determination to break the boat, and said firmly: "Good friend, I will finally fight side by side with you again!" As a result, the hilt of the sword was reversed, and the ejected lightsaber pierced him... "Mistake!" Yoyo groaned, fell to the ground, and died. There are all types of romance, martial arts, spy wars, and science fiction, as well as accidents, duels, homicides, and suicides.The plot of the play is still changing, but the ending is always only one word, death.Such a compilation should be sent to the boss, it would be strange if people thought she could only play dead people. Everyone shook their heads, even Guan Gu had to worry, only Zeng Xiaoxian remained optimistic: "On the bright side, I know that there is a drama that is suitable for Yoyo, and she can play the leading role." Yoyo asked excitedly: "What play?" The answer: "Agatha Christie's——." Receiving Boss Du's welcome party, the head of the station has arrived, but Zeng Xiaoxian actually disappeared? !Of course, being caught and scolded by Lisa, Zeng Xiaoxian explained submissively: "Lisa, I've been too busy these days, I forgot. I'm going to accompany guests tomorrow, so I have to find a cheap one." The place, no, a decent place." "What place?" He didn't see him, he heard his voice first, and Du Xiaotao appeared with a big belly while talking.It is better to be famous than to be famous. Du Xiaotao in reality is more "majestic" than in the photos. Lisa changed her face in a second, greeted enthusiastically, and pulled Zeng Xiaoxian over to introduce her. "Speaking of sports, Zeng Xiaoxian heard that you also like golf very much, so I made a special trip to book a place to compete with you." Hearing Lisa mention the book, Zeng Xiaoxian's heart skipped a beat. Du Xiaotao was really interested: "To tell you the truth, I just like playing golf. No matter where I go, I never leave my club." As he spoke, he took out a gold club from his bag, as if he was afraid that others would not know his love for golf. love. Zeng Xiaoxian laughed and thought of a strategy while praising him: "Sure enough, you are a master. You are all alone, why don't you change to another program?" Du Xiaotao looked at him and shook his head, with an expression that you don't understand me: "Hey, do you know why men like golf? Because the scenery of each hole is different, and even the same hole has different ways to enter. .” Lisa echoed: "Women also like golf, because the feeling of each club is different, even if the same club has different strength, the feeling is also different." This... Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know how to take over, and suddenly remembered what Meijia said that day, didn't he just hit the ball into the hole with a pole, and it took so much trouble?He suddenly had an idea, and confidently patted Du Xiaotao's chest: "Yes! Don't worry, leave it to me!" In the city center, in the bustling area, can there still be a stadium?How expensive is this lot!Being led around by Zeng Xiaoxian in a daze, Du Xiaotao didn't know where he was.indoor? !Golf and indoor?basement? !Could it be an underground base of aliens? He muttered all the way, and Zeng Xiaoxian, who was helping him carry the club, just comforted him: "Don't worry, you will be satisfied!" Pushing open the door, there are no aliens, no underground bases, only a few neat rows of billiard tables, Boss Du was so surprised that his mouth opened into a capital O shape.Before she had time to speak, Mika, dressed in a bunny girl costume, came to greet them sweetly: "Welcome, I am Xiaomei, the waiter here. I have been waiting for you for a long time." It was all shrunk back into Boss Du's stomach, and now he only sees the cute little bunny paper in front of him, and imitates Mika's pose to greet cutely, "Hi!" Zeng Xiaoxian nodded and bowed at the side: "Boss Du, yesterday I made a special trip to check the weather forecast. It might rain today. Besides, the east wind turns to the west wind, and the south wind turns to the north wind. I'm afraid you are weak, so I decided to stay indoors after careful consideration." Du Xiaotao took his eyes away from Meijia temporarily, looked around, still a little confused: "This is not golf, I even brought the clubs, how can I play?" Zeng Xiaoxian winked at Meijia, and Meijia quickly explained: "This is golf A relative of golf - snooker. Isn't it all about hitting the ball into the hole with a pole, the principle is similar." Du Xiaotao was stunned, the same meaning, how could it make sense when it came out of the mouth of a beautiful woman? Zeng Xiaoxian laughed dryly, afraid that Du Xiaotao wouldn't buy it: "It's just a change of taste once in a while, look how grand and spacious this place is." "And free-flowing drinks and self-service barbecue, this is the most luxurious configuration that Mr. Zeng can bear!" Meijia helped to speak but slipped her mouth, was poked secretly by Zeng Xiaoxian, and quickly changed her words, "I mean...all of this is He prepared it for you in advance." "How unreasonable!" Du Xiaotao suddenly looked serious, Zeng Xiaoxian was so nervous that he was about to sweat, but he laughed again, "I have never seen such an interesting place in my life!" I have never been to the billiard room, is this too ignorant?How do ordinary people know the bitterness of the rich!Since Du Xiaotao was born, the compound of his family was a golf course, the backyard was a golf course, and even the toilet was surrounded by a golf course.After growing up, his father never allowed him to touch any other sports except golf, because those sports were too low for a family like them. never been here?Haha, that's easy!Du Xiaotao touched the scene over there, and Meijia wept with him. Zeng Xiaoxian's heart was full of coke, and he spoke with a lot of confidence: "You don't know, many high-end people here now advocate playing billiards. Have a drink Have a little wine, eat a skewer, and then talk about business, what a noble way of life." Du Xiaotao is eager to try, but he has never been here, how can he play billiards?This is of course not a problem. Zeng Xiaoxian has already made an appointment for him with the best coach here——Lu Ziqiao: "Hello! Boss Du, I will serve you wholeheartedly." How is it?Is the service good enough? There was the sound of karaoke music upstairs, Du Xiaotao looked around to find the source of the sound, Ziqiao said casually, there is a K room upstairs.Zeng Xiaoxian interrupted him: "What! Don't even look at the grade (chi) here! What kind of K room? This is... a real person singing! I specially arranged the background music." Upstairs began to shout "In My Singing Voice", and all kinds of off-tones went out of tune.Fortunately, Du Xiaotao obviously didn't study low things like karaoke, so he praised the song for being really good. After explaining the basic rules of billiards, Zi Qiao began to demonstrate the movements in person, leaning over handsomely, hitting the ball, and the ball fell into the pocket immediately.Boss Du also stooped like a gourd, and the hand holding the pole kept moving, but he couldn't hit the ball.Ziqiao reminded: "Don't move your hands, move the pole!" Boss Du raised his head and asked seriously: "Moved? How much do you want to be moved?" IQ is insufficient, and the cerebellum obviously also has problems, how can this be taught?It is said that the purpose of several people coming here is to try every means to make Boss Du happy. Now that he can't hit a single ball, how can he be happy?If he can't coax him, not only Zeng Xiaoxian's sponsorship can't be negotiated, but everyone's tips can't be counted on either. Ziqiao encountered difficulties here, but Meijia's side went smoothly.Just go over and smile, and say: "Boss Du, come on, let's have a drink." "Boss Du, would you like some barbecue?" what! Ziqiao is not bad at understanding, and quickly changed his mind: "It's like this. There are many ways to play billiards. The one I demonstrated just now is the most common one. It may not suit you. Next, I will show you a literary style of play. . " After finishing speaking, he backhanded the bar smartly behind his back, hit the ball, and the ball scored.Du Xiaotao wanted to learn, but unfortunately he was fat and short-handed, and couldn't even hold a cue stick.Ziqiao had to change again: "Uh... this kind is not suitable for you, I recommend a high-end one. This action is known as the Thomas full rotation in the billiard world. It belongs to an extremely high level! Watch it." Zi Qiao leaned back, turned slightly sideways, aimed at the ball out of the corner of his eye, hit the ball, and the ball scored!A series of flowing movements, so handsome, even Mika couldn't help applauding. "Can I do it too? I'm an honest person, so don't fool me." Du Xiaotao was a little self-aware, and couldn't help Zeng Xiaoxian and Zi Qiao bragging, "Boss Du's bones are amazing, it must be possible." "Try it! The coach said Yes, you must do it!" Du Xiaotao imitated Zi Qiao's movements, first laying down a lump of meat on the table, not to mention the aiming rod, and then he couldn't see anything.hit!Let go!Several people cheered him on.Du Xiaotao stabbed wildly, Zeng Xiaoxian gave a wink, Meijia dialed the ball in with her hands, cheering and jumping: "Yes! It's in! Did you hear the sound of pocketing? It's so beautiful." "Hey, it seems that I still have some talent." Du Xiaotao was confident and interested, and asked what the name of this move was.Meijia replied with a smile: "The first type is ordinary, and the second type is literary, this is of course 2..." Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian announced in unison in front of her, this is called "love... love apartment play"! Under the strong suggestion of her friends, Yoyo had no choice but to ask Xiao Hei to redo a version of "Performing Arts Collection", deleting all the dead scenes.Originally, there were not many shots left and right, and the result turned into a large subtitle collaged by a few photos. It was like a movie in a movie, even cruder than other people's photo albums. "No! This is related to your future development. There must be some way, which can not only hide the truth, but also..." Guan Gu felt distressed, thinking hard about what to do, "Cross the truth." Youyou sighed: "If only I didn't die in these scenes." Guan Gu had an idea: "Hey! How about we remake it? Anyway, Stephen doesn't know much about mainland film and television dramas, so we just remake a micro movie based on the background of these four clips, so that we don't have to die?" microfilm?The most popular grassroots entertainment at the moment is all DIY, and it is not impossible for Yoyo's acting characters to reappear after transformation.I heard that the almighty Xiao Hei has a brother who works in a film and television base, maybe he can get the venue, clothing, equipment and equipment with him.Guan Gu is a cartoonist. Designing plots and pictures is his forte. He can be the director and responsible for the script!Add Yoyo, a professional actor, and a few supporting actors, and it's all done. Xiao Hei is really a genius, and he can actually find exactly the same scene.Guan Gu and Yoyo are in place, DV is in place, and the rest is the mysterious supporting actors, that is, Yifei and Zhang Wei!Guan Gu really didn't intend to invite them at first, but Zhang Wei happened to see Guan Gu's new script and clamored to play Ou Haochen, and Yifei heard that he would also join in the fun, so that's it. The first, a romantic drama. The scene was changed by Guan Gu, and the front part remains the same, but Yoyo will not crash when crossing the road, and then Yoyo bravely confesses, Haochen is moved, and the two have been in love ever since.Love report, take one, action! ... Youyou bravely shouted out her own heart: "Ou Haochen, I declare (like) you!" The "beautiful boy" Zhang Wei suddenly turned his head, brushed his hair on his forehead, and looked handsome, with strange eyes: "Who do you announce (like)?" Youyou's nose wrinkled, she tried her best not to laugh, and continued to read her lines: "Ou Haochen." "Who declared (likes) Ou Haochen?" Zhang Wei was addicted to tossing his hair, he kept shaking his hair, twisting his neck from side to side, his eyes were scattered and wandering. Youyou ran across the street, and there really was no truck, but seeing the nympho handsome boy, she couldn't help laughing: "Haochen, this is the medicine I prepared for you with my own hands, you can take it while it's hot." Guan Gu had no choice but to call it a stop, and then told Zhang Wei: "A beautiful boy is not a nympho boy. Imagine that you are a rich man, handsome, and capable. Your confidence and gentleness come from the inside out. You have to be careful." ,Understand?" Zhang Wei shook his head in a daze, no wonder, a child who came out of an orphanage, how you let him feel the life of being tall, rich and handsome is useless.Guan Gu had no choice but to inspire him again, think about Erkang in "Returning the Pearl", and then think about Huazelei in "Meteor Garden"!Zhang Wei found the feeling right away, and complained that the director pointed out too late. Love report, take two, action!The music plays— Youyou picked up the sandwich: "Hao Chen, this is the breakfast I prepared for you myself." This time, Zhang Wei's eyes didn't wander anymore, he fixed his eyes on Yoyo: "Am I worth it for you to do (this) for me?" Yoyo confessed shyly: "1001 days ago, I already declared (like) you." "Actually... I haven't forgotten you since the last time I saw you at the Prince's Mansion." Zhang Weirkang upper body, strung up wrong lines, Prince's Mansion?Thinking too much, "Uh... it's the school gate! I knew then that you were no ordinary maid." Guan Gu anxiously shouted beside him: "Come back! Come back! Don't talk too far away." "Haochen, after three years, you finally spoke to me. I'm so excited, I want to cry." "Watch (don't)! It doesn't look good when you cry." "But people can't help it." "Teach you a way, when you can't help but want to cry, you stand on your head, so that the tears can't flow out, do you (know)?" "Is it really possible?" Yoyo raised her head gratefully, startled.Zhang Wei didn't know when he was standing on his head, and he was still acting affectionately: "See! I won't lie to you, I didn't say this, it was Hua Zelei who said it. Do you think we are very similar what?" If you only look at the upside-down posture, but you can't see the face... it does look a bit like it.Guan Gu called Cut angrily, Zhang Wei was still kicking his legs in the air and begging: "Don't stop, director, I finally found the feeling of Huazelei!" Yifei suggested: "Director, why don't I get a truck over here and just hit him to death." The leading actor is so "scary", there is really no way to make more romance films, Guan Gu can only switch to martial arts scenes.Compared with Zhang Wei, Yifei is indeed much more reliable. Once she is dressed up in ancient costumes, her heroic appearance complements Yoyo's beauty, and the visual effect is very pleasing to the eye.The development of the play is still the same as before, Yifei and Yoyo fight each other, and Yoyo catches darts every time, but when Yifei makes a spitting attack, Yoyo easily dodges, and then fights back, knocking her down. As for Zhang Wei, all literary and opera performances are like that, so let's stand aside for martial arts, and take charge of the scene record and beat the board aggrievedly. "Longmen Darts", take one, action! One dart, Yoyo catches it with her mouth, two darts, Yoyo catches it with her mouth, and the darts flying all over the sky, Yoyo still catches it with her mouth calmly.Throwing out a mouth full of darts, Youyou provocatively said: "Use out any other flying props!" According to the plot, Yifei should fly phlegm to attack at this time, but she coughed hard a few times, but couldn't spit out anything.Are there people in the world who can't spit?And still a pure man like Hu Yifei?Zhang Weixi took the initiative to ask Ying: "Director, I will, let me act instead!" "Well, if there is really no other way, I can only..." Guan Gu nodded helplessly, Zhang Wei was so excited that he was gearing up, "You can only teach Yifei." teach?That's all... Zhang Wei is obviously disappointed, but he can be regarded as a coach after all. Have you seen "Titanic"?In the play, Jack taught Rose how to spit, and then they fell in love with each other... This is not the point, anyway, it should not be difficult.Zhang Wei demonstrates the movements: "Look good! First take a strong breath, press down the throat, sink the breath into the dantian, then cough and spit, understand?" What Yifei spit out was saliva, and the movement was wrong, so Zhang Wei had to do it again.Yifei said he didn't see clearly, and Zhang Wei vomited again.Yifei still shook his head, and Zhang Wei vomited... 20 minutes later, Zhang Wei was still vomiting. I don't know if Yifei really didn't understand it, or he was deliberately punishing him.Yoyo and Guan Gu waited in a daze, really convinced, this guy can vomit for so long, how much has he accumulated in his lungs? A security guard came over and asked sternly, "Hey! What are you doing? Who allowed you to spit here?" Zhang Wei explained that this was filming, and Guan Gu and Yoyo also hurried over. The security guard still had a fierce look: "Do you think I'm an idiot? I saw you 20 minutes ago, and I vomited until now. I have lived for 42 years, and I have never seen such a boring person like you!" Uncle, you are cruel enough, spitting phlegm for 20 minutes is boring enough, you still watched it for 20 minutes? In short, under the security order, the ground must be cleaned within five minutes, otherwise a mouthful of sputum will be fined 10 yuan according to the regulations of the film and television base.Just vomited... Zhang Wei counted the sputum on the ground and began to tremble. "Uncle, listen to my explanation...he vomited it, we are not familiar with him." Leaving behind a word, Yifei, Guan Gu and Youyou hurriedly fled, leaving only Zhang Wei, smiling at the security uncle in a flattering manner ,Ha ha ha ha ha. With the encouragement of Zeng Xiaoxian, Ziqiao and Meijia, Du Xiaotao's unlimited, undiscriminatory, and unscrupulous billiards play has been improved in seconds, all kinds of inferences, all kinds of Free Style.It was another unlimited stabbing, and the three people cheered in unison. Du Xiaotao nodded in satisfaction: "Has no one in the world used my movements? I'm an honest person, don't fool me." Xiao Xianzi waited carefully: "Why, if you don't mind, we plan to name this style of play after you, and it will be famous forever." Boss Du didn't have time to be modest, and Meijia said again: "Or we can call it... ...Let's play Stupid!" Stupid... Stupid?Mika, you are too ruthless, why don't you just call Bailey to play!But now Boss Du is ready to respond to everything Little Rabbit says, not only boasting that the name is foreign, but also saying that it’s such a happy decision, and this style of play will be called Stupid from now on... "Ha, I didn’t expect billiards to be so fun, I usually play golf, and I can't score three in one afternoon, but today I have scored more than a dozen." "I really can't find any other explanation besides the extraordinary talent!" Boss Du was in a good mood, and Xiao Xianzi took the opportunity to make connections, "Are you tired? Why don't we take a break for a cigar and talk about sponsorship by the way? ?” Du Xiaotao patted him on the shoulder: "Mr. Zeng, you are so kind to me, can I still trust you? The sponsorship is no problem, you make a price, and I will sign it later!" Once the advertising sponsorship was finalized, Zeng Xiaoxian had no scruples and went all out, and today he risked his life to accompany the gentleman! The K hall upstairs stopped, and Du Xiaotao was asking why the background music was gone. The door of the billiard room was suddenly opened, and Da Fei rushed in with a few burly men, sunglasses, coats, and cigarettes. With a fleshy face and a fierce look, the standard configuration of a gangster. "I said... what's going on today, why is the billiard room so deserted!" Da Fei looked around, raised his head arrogantly and asked, "Who are there, are they deaf? Why didn't anyone answer?!" The younger brother beside him He also squinted at Zeng Xiaoxian and the others, and shouted: "Brother Da Fei is asking, where are you from?" Trouble came, several people dared not speak, Du Xiaotao had never seen such a posture, and asked who they were.Meijia went up to meet him first, planning to play a trick to ease the atmosphere, but when she got nervous, she said, "Sir, are you here to play ball or people?" "What do you think?!" Da Fei glared at her viciously, causing Mika to back away in fright. Boss Du told them in a good tone: "Brother, we have reserved the venue." Da Fei didn't bother to look at him out of the corner of his eyes, shook his feet, and said impatiently: "Hey! I play here every day, and it's the first time I heard that outsiders dare to book my field." The white of the eyes met the person: "This is Brother Dafei's habit. Every afternoon, he sings upstairs for an hour, and when he gets tired, he comes down to play. You guys dare to book the venue without inquiring?" every day?Zeng Xiaoxian thought to himself, no one told me when I made the reservation.杜小涛一听他居然就是那个“伴唱”的，掏出钱包就要去给小费，慌得曾小贤一把按住，说自己先过去沟通沟通。 曾小贤呵呵呵呵地干笑着蹭过去，一脸谄媚：“这位大飞机大哥，我们初来乍到不知道这儿的规矩，要不这样，虽然我包了场子，可如果你要打球都算在我头上。除此之外，酒水烧烤还能畅饮畅吃，怎么样？” 人家好歹是个大哥，怎么会想占这些小便宜。不过今天曾小贤他们算是走运，大飞上次在面馆跟人打架，被关了15天刚被放出来，据说就是因为打架的日子没选好。今天皇历又说不宜冲突纠纷，所以，在小弟劝说之下，决定暂时不跟他们计较，各玩各的。于是，率着一众人就到旁边桌上玩去了。 见他们走开，曾小贤长嘘了一口气。一分钱一分货，什么样的场合出没什么样的人物，子乔和美嘉总算是领悟到高尔夫和桌球的区别了。 警报解除，大家开始嗨皮打球。在三位马屁王的吹捧之下，杜小涛现在自信爆棚，主动要挑战各种不可能，想一出是一出。看着满桌的球，杜老板突然问：“那么多球，一个个打貌似慢了点儿哦。有什么群伤的大招吗？” 子乔马上响应：“再教你个桌球界的最终奥义——大力出奇迹！” 高尔夫球有大力开杆，桌球也可以？在子乔的指导下，杜小涛摆开V字手形，猛力一杆，白球跳起，在空中划出一道美丽的弧线，在众人惊讶的表情中，落到大飞哥的桌上，正好弹到大飞哥额角上。0.01秒之后，曾小贤反应过来——闯祸了，为了避免恶性冲突的发生，他决定做点儿什么，好控制住局面…… 大飞大怒，大吼：“谁啊？！” 四人一起仰头吹口哨，做事不关己状，曾小贤还小声叮嘱：“继续吹。千万别让他们看出来。”杜小涛反应过来，问：“哎？为什么要我们吹口哨？” “你闯祸啦！”曾小贤小声说。杜小涛浑然不解，不是教练让他大力出奇迹的吗？有做错吗？还没事在这儿吹口哨，气氛怪怪的，一时兴趣骤减，说可能是自己太笨了，不如不打了，拿起东西就要走。 “别……别走啊！”子乔赶忙拦住，搜肠刮肚地想词，“不不不……别听他的，你刚才这一杆是好球……看，都上果岭了！常人能随便一杆就上果岭吗？” 斯诺克也有果岭？子乔，你真是太有智慧了！打进自己的洞是普通球，一杆上果岭的球叫做……小鸟球！生平没在高尔夫球场上拿过Birdie，今天居然在桌球台上完成了第一次，杜小涛真是没白来，顿时豪气万千，充满了斗志，跟小白兔妹妹一击掌，就要上去补杆。 曾小贤手忙脚乱地把他按住，堆着笑脸解释：“杜老板，桌球有规则，果岭不能随便去。”不补杆，那小鸟球怎么办？只能靠曾小贤再去沟通了。 那边大飞好端端被球砸了头，摔球杆就要上前理论。欺负到他头上来了，找削呢吧！小弟把他拦住，好言劝说：“看对方好像是来者不善啊，闯了祸不跑路也就算了，还在那儿谈笑风生，好像挺高兴的。不妨先观察观察再做打算，要知道，冲动是魔鬼，上次在面馆跟人打架就是因为对面的人把牛肉汁溅到你碗里，别忘了15天啊。” “都说了别提这事了！”大飞一声暴喝，一腔怒火倒发在小弟身上，一巴掌把他拍扁在桌球台上。 曾小贤端着一杯茶，觍着脸过来，呵呵呵呵，脸上笑得跟朵花似的：“大飞哥，我那朋友小脑发育不全，手脚没轻重，对不起啊。都是误会，他高尔夫球打惯了。我这就把球拿回去。” “拿回去？想得美！”大飞自然对他没好脸色，“老子打球你包场。老子不跟你计较，你还挑事，找死啊？” 曾小贤被他吼得一激灵，大飞看他那窝囊样，临时出来个想法：“好，既然你要替那个胖子出头，我就给你三次机会。你们打高尔夫，是吧？行！不论是高尔夫还是桌球，规则里有允许用手碰球的吗？这个球怎么过来的，就怎么回去！只要你能把球打回去，我就不追究了，可如果你做不到……” 刚才那一球飞过来纯属意外，可遇而不可求，再想把球“意外”回去，谈何容易！可看见大飞捏着手指那样子，这球要是飞不回去，意外的恐怕就是他曾小贤了。 子乔、美嘉和杜小涛看他磨蹭半天没回去，也凑了过来。曾小贤只好解释，说是这帮人玩的新规矩，打进果岭球得一分，可要是能把球重新打回去，可以算三倍。杜小涛一听，激动得手都痒痒了，连说“我来，我来”。曾小贤怎敢让他有个闪失，推说斯诺克是团队运动，现在轮到他打了。 “让你打你就打！快点儿！”小弟在一边催促，“我们大飞哥在江湖上有名的说一不二，上次在面馆跟人打架，他说好饶对方一只手，结果一直打到警察来了，他都没有出过脚……”马屁拍在马腿上，又被大飞一巴掌拍扁。 曾小贤拉开架势，屏气凝神，击球，结果球杆连球都没碰着。大飞得意地在一旁提醒他还有两次机会。曾小贤紧张得汗都出来了，手一滑，第二杆又打疵了。 大飞越发得意，高声宣布：“最后一次机会了。如果再失败的话，哈哈哈哈……”小弟已经起身去关桌球房的门。 成败在此一举，曾小贤艰难地咽了一下口水。 “等等，曾老师！”美嘉突然喊道，曾小贤还以为她想出了什么高招，一阵激动，谁知道她居然提议，“要不要试试斯丢劈德打法？”桌球果然比高尔夫刺激多了！杜小涛看得津津有味，浑然不觉另外三个人汗毛都快要竖起来了。 “等等！我可不可以换根杆打……”曾小贤突然停下来，拿出杜小涛专用的镀金球杆，“刚才你只让我把球打回去，又没说用什么杆。” 高尔夫球杆？你TM逗我呢吧！大飞大怒，钵头大的拳头就要挥起。小弟连忙拦住他，提醒道：“大哥，您刚才真没说过用什么杆。您在江湖上是有身份的，我怕他们不服，传出去坏了您的名声，就像上次面馆的事……” “还提面馆！我叫你提，叫你提……”大飞一拳把小弟砸向地面，好一阵拳打脚踢。 曾小贤对他竖起大拇指：“大飞哥，看得出您是个以德服人的汉子，说一不二，不会这点儿事都要跟我计较吧。” 我个暴脾气的。行，你打！我就不信你一杆能搞定！大飞虎视眈眈地对着他，就等着看笑话，and，修理不死你！ 曾小贤站在桌上，环顾四周，大喘了三口气，心里默念击球要诀：球置于左脚内侧两英寸处。脊椎呈中立状态，双臂自然下垂，左肩比右肩略高，以腰部带动整个身体转动30%左右，上杆和下杆过程中左臂基本保持直线，手肘不要弯，注意力集中，击球时不要犹豫……挥杆，球腾空飞起，越过众人的头顶，落在先前那个桌球台上，吃三库，进！ Yes!awesome!这功力，一杆进洞，Hole-in-one呀！几个人欢呼雀跃，杜小涛更是忍不住捧起曾小贤的额头就亲了一个。 这TM也可以啊？大飞看得眼神都呆了，何况那球实在精彩，连自己这边的小弟都欢呼鼓掌，于是吸口气，转脸笑起来，冲着曾小贤：“好小子，有种，我大飞决定交你这个朋友了。” 既然大家那么high，不如一起玩吧？所有人都站在球台上，轮流拿起高尔夫球杆，美嘉兴奋得直跳：“高尔夫！斯诺克！你们都给我high起来！”于是，白球满场飞，这里是小鸟球，那里是老鹰球，大飞哥还自创了个飞机球！ 曾小贤看着自己精心设计的贵宾接待方案演变成如此闹剧，不禁大摇其头。轮到美嘉这只兔纸妹妹击球了，美嘉调整来、调整去，好不容易挥杆，一球飞过来正砸在曾小贤的头上，小贤子应声倒地。莫非这就是传说中的贝雷劈德打法？ 小黑借来的场地器材只能用一天时间，张伟光玩甩头发、倒立、吐痰就花了快半天了，时间不等人啊，后面的戏自然越发仓促。 第三部，谍战片。 张伟演受伤的将军，一菲演间谍护士，但悠悠演的战地医生并没有在被她刺杀后倒下，反而带伤坚持完成了手术，救活了李将军。 《战地谍影》take one，action！ “我是间谍，我不能让你救活李将军。”一菲蒙住悠悠的脸，连捅几刀。悠悠倒下，一菲逃走。她刚出门，悠悠突然站起身来，豪迈地发誓：“我是个医生，哪怕还有一口气，哪怕只剩我一个人，也一定要把手术做完！”说完，卷起袖子就开始手术。 “Cut！”关谷急忙叫停。剧本设定战地医生一直在流血，不知道自己什么时候会咽气，所以要表现出内心的焦急和不安。悠悠现在不仅完全没有这些表情，而且简直是，太豪迈了！ 张伟插嘴：“演戏要真实，你看我，躺得多真实啊，刚才我完全感觉不到医生和病人的交流！”众人吼他闭嘴！张伟老实躺好。 可英雄气概悠悠还能领略几分，至于焦虑和不安，临时上哪儿找去？真听真看真判断，斯坦尼的表演理论这时候竟然派不上用场。悠悠思来想去，一口气灌下八瓶矿泉水，扭扭捏捏走到关谷面前：“关关，我OK了，开始吧。” 敢情焦急和不安的feel就是尿急啊！唐氏表演大招，果然与众不同。关谷还在犹豫，悠悠一声怒吼：“快点儿开始啦！我快憋不住了！” 拍摄开始，一菲蒙住悠悠的脸，悠悠不停地扭动着催她快点儿动手，这完全是找死的节奏啊！一菲愣了片刻，果断抽刀捅她：“对不起，我是个间谍，我不能让你救活李将军。”说完离场。她刚一走，悠悠就扭动着站起来，确实满脸焦急，这feel……倍儿不爽！ “我……我是个医生。哪怕还有……一口气，哪怕只剩……我一个人，也一定要把……手术做完！”悠悠直憋得整个人都有点儿发颤，声音发抖，哆嗦着摆动着手术刀，两条腿在手术台下快拧成麻花了。 关谷称赞：“很好！继续！保持住！” 五分钟后，悠悠急得汗都流下来了，小声催着：“行了没有！我看差不多了！”关谷拍得正得意，让她继续坚持，因为“这是一个长镜头”！ 又是五分钟过去，悠悠的手抖得快要连手术刀都握不住了，哀求道：“已经缝好了！真的可以了！”可关谷继续坚持，嘴里还说着戏，手术非常复杂，悠悠要表现出坚定的信念，还要表现出高超的医术，德艺双馨，超感人的。 再一个五分钟，悠悠几乎要瘫倒了，关谷这才招呼张伟：“李将军，你可以醒了！” 张伟总算盼来表演的机会，一个挺身坐起来，脸上各种表情都有，兴奋、疑惑、担心等等等等，整个一表情大杂烩，凄厉地喊道：“我这是在哪儿！大夫，你怎么了？” “恭喜，你得救了！我……撑不住了。”话没说完，悠悠就翻着白眼滑到了地上，八瓶矿泉水爆破的惨状，实在让人不忍直视。伟大的战地医生在人生的最后一刻——尿了。 第四部，科幻片，最后的希望。 片场只有一道巨大的绿色背景，但小黑让他们先把人物动作拍完，回头再把背景合成上去，据说那部《紫禁之巅》就是这么拍出来的。 已经穿着打扮好的悠悠见一菲还是便装，奇怪地问：“一菲，不是你演我对手啊？” 一菲笑笑：“演达斯魔要在脸上涂那么厚的油彩，我果断把这个光荣的使命让给张伟了。”说着，脸上画得跟猴屁股似的张伟，拿着一根日光灯管就出来了，还摆了个自认为超酷超帅的姿势，殷切地看着两位美女求点赞。 飞船是合成的，激光剑就是日光灯管，这剧组，实在是寒碜了点儿。时间不够，道具不够，一切从简，关谷设计的剧情是悠悠扔下激光枪之后，也拿出一柄激光剑和达斯魔决战，达斯魔被打败，逃跑，悠悠乘胜追击。 悠悠看着手里的日光灯管，深深表示怀疑：“这玩意儿这么脆能打吗？要不我改用空手接白刃吧。要不怎么体现出我武艺高超呢。” 关谷安慰她：“绝地武士是会用'原力'的。就是精神力量，隔山打牛。张伟记得配合一下，OK？”action！ 于是张伟哇呀呀地挥剑进攻，悠悠也哇呀呀地挥剑还击，两根灯管挥来挥去，就是不肯碰到。这样的画面也太假了，关谷建议他们稍微交一下手。于是两个人开始对打，只是速度放慢了几十倍，动作幼稚到能惊动党中央啊！那也只能怪灯管太脆，无法发挥，关谷只好指挥他们用原力对打。 悠悠放下剑，闭目拉开架势，排山倒海一掌过去，张伟却愣住没有反应。一菲在旁边挤眼示意，张伟才领会过来，狼狈倒地。悠悠再推一掌，张伟在地上被“推出”了好几米。张伟起身，悠悠再推一掌，张伟乱跳倒地，再起身，又倒地。我的妈呀，这配合，闫芳太极拳都比不上啊。 关谷发号施令：“可以了！达斯魔可以跑了，绝地武士乘胜追击！” 张伟穿过门仓皇逃走，悠悠捡起双头剑追进门，剑却卡在门上过不去。关谷指挥，竖过来啊！悠悠试了一下，还是卡住。一菲建议，斜过来，斜着能过。悠悠把灯管斜过来，还是过不去。张伟实在看不过，又从门里走出来，把她手里的灯管放直指着门口：“这样不就能钻过去了嘛！” 哎，我怎么没想到呢？悠悠大喜，傻笑。关谷后仰倒地。 “导演，你肿么了？”悠悠、张伟忙问，一菲面无表情地解释：“你们的原力太强大，他中招了。”