Chapter 11 Chapter 10 I am an inspirational teacher

From the first season to the fourth season of "Love Apartment", we fell deeply in love with every character in the play. They are so vivid and seem to be inextricably linked with each of us.We know the characteristics of each character like the back of our hands, so-and-so's height, so-and-so's habits... We know the lines of each character fluently, "I will spray you to death with a sip of salt soda", "I am a good man, and I am Zeng Xiaoxian"... We set the background of each character very well. Zeng Xiaoxian is a radio host; Hu Yifei is a female doctor and university teacher; Lu Zhanbo is a software programmer who has now switched to EIO Earth Guardian; The fake rich lady; Tang Youyou is an actress who has been defeated and defeated repeatedly; Guangu Miracle is a cartoonist who came to China from Japan to seek development; Mika is an assistant in a pet shop; Lu Ziqiao...

Yes, Lu Ziqiao!Only Lu Ziqiao, no one knew what he did from the beginning to the end.Since the first season, we have seen him selling magic pills, supporting some kind of scientific experiment, holding parties every now and then to get some money, and even pretending to be a couple with Mika to cheat the gift money, but we have never seen him Had any serious work.But he lived a leisurely life. He lived in a high-end apartment, haunted bars, parties, and gyms, and dressed like a rich man.So, people began to speculate.Some people say that Ziqiao occasionally speaks Sichuan dialect, and has a young aunt of a similar age. In fact, he is the heir of a large family business in Sichuan, an authentic rich second generation; some people say that he has a rich godfather Some people say that he is nothing more than a liar who wanders around in the flowers, commonly known as a big flicker. Didn't I hear Lisa Rong say that she even paid for the room when they were together?Some people say that he is a gangster at all, tearing down the east wall to make up for the west wall, brothers support a little, little aunts and uncles spend a little time, girlfriends subsidize a little, so he can make do with it...

but!All of the above are just guesses!After a long four seasons of waiting, thanks to the Jade Emperor, the Immortal Bodhisattva, the Virgin Mary of Jesus Christ, and the God of Thunder Ultraman Allah, the director and screenwriter finally showed their kindness and wanted to reveal the identity of Zi Qiao, Dangdangdangdang! "Please call me—an inspirational teacher." Zi Qiao announced the news calmly, and all the friends were shocked.Guan Gu's reaction was confused, he had only heard of engineers, accountants, and stylists.What is an inspirational teacher...does it have something to do with lychees?Zeng Xiaoxian's reaction was suspicion. Can words that can't even be typed out in Sogou pinyin be considered a career?Zi Qiao invented it himself, right? !

Ziqiao defended himself: "It is called entrepreneurship because there is no one before. At present, my project has successfully passed the trial stage, and it will be promoted on a large scale soon." Youyou snorted through her nose: "It's not bad if you don't do evil, and start a business?" Ziqiao had no choice but to reveal a little more: "Oh, I don't understand if I tell you too much. Let's put it this way, in real life, I am Lu Ziqiao, but on the Internet, I am an envoy to protect women's mental health." female?psychology?healthy?Seeing the three people still didn’t understand at all, Zi Qiao picked up Zeng Xiaoxian’s pad and searched for videos for everyone. The facts speak louder than words, “I’m in charge of creativity and performance, and Xiao Hei is in charge of filming. Low cost, high return.” The target audience is women !A low-budget movie? "Zi Qiao, don't you want to change careers and become a new generation of action movie superstars?" The more everyone thought about it, the more vulgar they became.

Ziqiao gave them a blank look: "Dirty! This is a professional educational video, do you think it is for entertainment? Download store, 9.99 yuan to download once, supports Alipay. Go!" Zeng Xiaoxian saw that Ziqiao used his Alipay account to pay the bill to watch his bad movies, and he was the first one to be unhappy, unable to stop him, he said angrily, "Why don't you grab it, even "Love Apartment" is free." The video starts and everyone pauses the discussion.Blue sky, white clouds, fluttering petals, and the sound of beautiful music, Zi Qiao appeared on the stage, with a handsome face, a chic temperament, and an elegant jasmine flower pinned to a moderately tailored and expensive suit. No matter how you look at it, it is perfect , 360 degrees handsome without dead ends! "Hello, I am your angel——Teacher Xiaobu. From today, I will face life with you. Follow my steps, and Xiaobu will change your world. Next, please choose your The content to be downloaded." With the wind of the palm, an option menu pops up at the bottom of the screen, the strong article, the self-confidence article, and the brave article, each item is still 9.99 yuan.

Pit dad, charge again?Do you think customers are idiots?This time, not only Zeng Xiaoxian felt distressed, but even Guan Gu felt that it was too unreliable. "Inspiration depends on charisma, and it's all voluntary." Ziqiao smiled slightly, "Well, let me introduce a few successful cases to you, and you will understand..." In the lunch area, the fat girl Ada looked at the bowl full of food and was tangled, figure, or food?What a dilemma. Ada took out her phone and clicked on the Ziqiao app: You are a strong girl, you can control your desires.Food is the devil, beat it!Remember, angels are with you!You are beautiful!After finishing speaking, Zi Qiao blew a kiss, her sexy and elastic lips were full of temptation. Ada watched obsessively for a while, then suddenly stood up, swept her arms, dumped all the food on the table, took out the dumbbells and started working hard.

Office buildings are haunted by white-collar workers. Betty was wearing a long skirt and hurried through the corridor with documents, when two handsome men passed by, obviously looking at her and whispering something.Is today's long hair particularly soft?Or is this dress particularly flattering?Are you interested in me?Or... Interesting? Betty was distracted and fell hard, dropping documents and mobile phone all over the floor, and tearing a big hole in her skirt.Everyone looked at her with sarcasm in their eyes, and Betty was so embarrassed that she wished she could find a crack in the ground.When she was desperate and helpless, she took out her mobile phone and clicked on the Ziqiao app: You are a calm girl, and small setbacks will not affect your charm.Confidence is in your heart, and you are in my eyes.Remember, angels are with you!You are still so beautiful!Blowing another kiss, Betty had a shy smile on her face, suddenly gaining confidence.She simply tore off the lower half of her long skirt, turned it into a short skirt temporarily, and walked away with her head held high. The colleagues who were still laughing at her just now were all stunned.

In the supermarket, a dozen people lined up waiting to check out, and Lily stood in the middle.Suddenly a little hooligan came over, looked at the team, picked Lily, who looked thin, and stood in front of her swaggeringly, and looked back at her with disdain on his face. Lily didn't dare to speak out, she took out her mobile phone aggrievedly, and clicked on the Ziqiao app: You are a brave girl, you can say "no" to all injustices in the world.Let me give you the strength to stand up for your rights!Remember, angels are with you!Bullying you, it's a beautiful idea!Ziqiao's blown kiss seemed to infuse Lily with infinite divine power. She patted the little rascal on the shoulder, and when he turned his head, she threw an over-the-shoulder kick, and beat the little rascal to his father and mother.The people around were dumbfounded.

Don't say they are stupid, Ziqiao's friends are also stupid.Is Zi Qiao magical?What the hell did he do to these girls?Just a few empty words in the video can make a person reborn?Even a top hypnotist wouldn't have such skill! Ziqiao introduced confidently: "This is the job of an inspirational teacher. In today's society, women are facing the pressure of life and yearn for more care. In addition to skin care, they also need spiritual comfort. I found this gap, Resolutely stood up to encourage them. A little praise, a little hint, a little temptation, coupled with the perfect interpretation of my handsome face, complete the golden ratio, a few words will have an amazing effect. For a small fee, you get the power of nature."

Yoyo was surprised, "Then why don't I feel it?" Ziqiao smiled: "Sorry, this video is only valid for single girls under the age of 25." "You want to say, I'm not a girl?" Youyou got angry, stood up and went to pull Ziqiao's ear, "It's not big or small, I'm your elder, how can I talk?" "Don't get excited! Look at this paragraph." While hiding, Ziqiao put the pad in front of her, and clicked the video: You are a quiet girl, the world is so beautiful, but you are so irritable, this is not good!not good!Remember, angels are with you, show me your beauty...

It was another blown kiss that made people ecstatic, Yoyo suddenly lowered her head shyly, and giggled silly. "Yuyou, what's wrong with you?" Guan Gu anxiously stepped forward to shake Yoyo to wake him up, but no matter what he shouted, Yoyo still looked like a nympho.Guan Gu couldn't help yelling at Zi Qiao: "Hey! What have you done? She is your little aunt." Ah Bing and Abang, the bartenders at the bar, are getting married and send an invitation to Guan Gu.Wasn't it just that one time Guan Gu ran into them making out in the toilet and wished them an early birth?As far as this friendship is concerned, it doesn't even count as half-baked, and you have to issue a fine and send a red bomb?These Chinese concepts of human relations are too strange, Guan Gu is naturally a little upset. When I went home and showed the invitation to Yoyo, Yoyo immediately became excited and clamored to go too.Guan Gu felt strange, it was not to take red envelopes to give away red envelopes, so why are you so excited? "The Royal Club on Binjiang Avenue, wow! I heard that many people hold wedding banquets there, and it is said that the feng shui is good, so I have to go and see it." Yoyo, who was desperate to choose a wedding venue, how could she let go of this opportunity.Although only Guan Gu's name was written on the invitation, but there is one more seat, one more gift money, and one more blessing. It is impossible for Ah Bing and Ah Bang to refuse. Since Yoyo wanted to go so much, Guan Gu had no choice but to discuss with Abang again.As soon as I arrived at the bar, I heard Abang yelling into the phone irritably: "My mother only eats Provence blueberries, not Bohemian blueberries, not to mention strawberries, blackberries, and bayberries! You made a mistake? Listen, if the time comes The cake my mother ate didn't have the blueberries I wanted on it, so you're just going to get moldy in this shabby shop!" Abang is a single-parent child, or an only child. His mother worked hard to bring him up, and it took him a long time to finally look forward to the day when he got married. grace.So I have to do everything by myself, from the master of ceremonies to the cake, from the wedding venue to the guest list, I am so busy that my nerves have long been stretched to the limit.When he heard that Guan Gu wanted to add another seat, Abang immediately exploded. "Are you kidding me? The concierge list has just been printed, and all the seats are reserved. Each seat is numbered, and the number is used to draw a lottery. The lottery is related to the game. The game determines the winner or loser, and the win or loss is determined by default. There is a process. Lah. Do you know what I'm most worried about?" Abang said a lot in one breath before he stopped to catch his breath, "That idiot master of ceremonies rehearsed six times to figure out the process, do you want us to do it all over again?" Hearing what he said was so serious, Guan Gu felt a little embarrassed, and stammered to continue to fight: "Yuyou... just want to give a red envelope, and she can sit on my lap." Abang waved his hand, but still refused, and said politely: "Oh, it's good to be polite, who is here...I accept it, but my wife has been worrying about these seats and procedures these days, She knows she's going to go crazy, or—next time?" Say next time before you get married?Sure enough, Abang was too busy to be delirious.There is no way, since I notified too late, I should stop bothering others. Guan Gu came back after bumping into a wall, the situation here is different for Yoyo.Just now Yoyo met Ah Bing in the elevator, and by the way, she also mentioned that she wanted to go to the wedding, Ah Bing agreed without saying a word.What a big deal to add a seat!Ah Bing also told Yoyo to come, to see her amazing wedding dress, and to take more photos then! Two couples, two opinions, who should I listen to?It doesn't matter to Guan Gu and Yoyo, as long as they can get soy sauce, but when it comes to Ah Bang and Ah Bing... a war broke out like this! The bar was closed, and Ah Bing felt sorry for Abang's hard work recently, so he thoughtfully let him go first and clean up by himself.Abang said, for his wife and the family, he did not work hard at all. The two of them were in love with each other, and the atmosphere was very good, until Ah Bing said: "By the way, there is an extra seat for the banquet. Guan Gu's girlfriend Yoyo is also coming, and I agreed." Ah Bang pushed Ah Bing away, and asked in disbelief, "What did you... say?" Ah Bing was so angry that he pushed him, and said dissatisfiedly: "There are only a few seats. Let's rearrange them later." "Add it if you say it..." Abang's volume instantly increased by 80 decibels, and his speaking speed was N times faster than usual. Do not discuss with me!" "What are you yelling about, can't you just talk properly?" Ah Bing was angry, and couldn't help venting his bitterness. That day and the other day, do you still remember those things?You were like that at the beginning, and now you are like this again, it's because you men have become faster, do you still have any conscience? Ah Bang was unconvinced, and said: "Yo ho! Do you think I have no conscience? If you didn't say that you have to do something, what would I do now? I am busy blowing my head all day long, but I have no conscience? Feel your own conscience and ask, have you done anything other than staring at your wedding dress in the past few months of preparing for the wedding? Now it's good, I'll be the bad guy, and you should be a good person!" "I agreed, what's the matter? I'm married and I can't make the decision?" Ah Bing looked at him coldly, "Turn over the old score, right? Then I will look through it for you too! If you hadn't dragged me there that day Where... Then what, could we be caught by Yoyo's boyfriend? If you didn't say that you sent invitations to others in order to silence them, would there be so much shit? You still have the face to talk about wedding dresses and take a wedding photo , not even an exterior scene, it's a dead end..." "Am I still picking? You don't even look at it. Your shoes are everywhere in the house. This famous brand and that famous brand. Did you blink when I bought them for you?" "Isn't it because the house you bought is too small? You can't even fit a pile of shoes! And your mother! Menopause! I have endured her for a long time!" "It's obvious that you have a strong desire to control. You have to fight for this, and you have to fight for that. My mother didn't agree with it at first, but now you are almost angry with high blood pressure. By the way, I'm ashamed to say that my mother, you don't agree." Look at your relatives from the countryside, eating and taking, if you don’t know, you may think that a group of locusts have entered our house!" ... "I don't want to end this marriage! Just marry your mother!" "No knot, no knot!" Abang turned around and walked out. Ah Bing told him to stop. As soon as he turned his head, Ah Bing punched him. Abang felt that his eyes were full of colors, stars shot out, and his head seemed to be split in half. and then?Then Abang became the current panda eyes; and then, the wedding was cancelled! "Nani? Just because we want to add a seat?" Hearing this thrilling story, Guan Gu and Youyou were almost petrified. They would rather demolish a temple than demolish a marriage. The sin of the two would be serious, "Ah Bang, I won't come to the wedding, and Guan Gu won't come either, so you can reconcile, okay?" Abang shook his head, pretending to comfort them casually: "It's a small matter, it's none of your business, who told her to scold my mother. I just found out today that she has so many upsets. It's best not to get married, otherwise I will have to leave." .” Guan Gu interrupted him, and said seriously: "You can't be angry, isn't your mother always wanting to hug her grandson? What should I do now?" "For three years, Ah Bing and I have raised our eyebrows, not to mention arguing, and we haven't even blushed once. But in the past three months, I've had enough, and I've seen through it. Okay! Finally someone clicked the lead. Boom! Let's die together, together with our future, my mother's expectation, this is fate! Is it fate? Fate... ah..." Thinking of his old mother at home, Abang became even more sad, and his grief came from his heart, lying on the bar and crying loudly. Ziqiao sold his inspirational video all over the world, and everyone in the iPartment watched it. Zhang Wei was the only one left who couldn't find anyone.According to Zeng Xiaoxian, this person is very down.Zhang Wei represented Haoda Real Estate. One of the properties affected the surrounding schools and residents. Weiwei sued their company as a representative of the weak party. After the first court hearing, Zhang Wei was completely defeated.After learning from the pain, Zhang Wei has been retreating in the study for the past few days, preparing for the next court session.It has been several days, and it is said that I have not even gone to the toilet. When the two came to Zhang Wei's room, they saw such a scene: legal books, files, and documents were thrown all over the room, here and there under the bed.In the middle of the room is Zhang Wei, who has two huge panda eyes and is in a state of desperation. There is a spittoon sitting under his buttocks, and he is flipping through a book. He hasn't slept in a long time.His hair was messed up like a hornet's nest, and even his favorite SpongeBob pajamas were wrinkled and crumpled, and he hadn't changed for days. Zhang Yida? Snake?The brothers called out cordially, but he didn't respond at all.Zeng Xiaoxian leaned close to his ear and yelled, "Viagra?!" Zhang Wei seemed to wake up suddenly from a nightmare, raised his hands high, and said in a sharp voice: "Your Honor, I oppose, oppose, oppose!" "It's us." Zi Qiao spoke softly, for fear of waking him up from his sleepwalking and causing him to die in front of his eyes. Zhang Wei was obviously relieved, and his whole body collapsed again.Zeng Xiaoxian patted him and persuaded: "Don't fight so hard, the case belongs to others, but your own life." Zhang Wei smiled sadly: "This small, small, small scene can't scare me. I will definitely be able to reverse it. Turning... defeat into victory!" Ziqiao imitated him: "Lawyer Zhang, what are you talking about, what's wrong?" "Very, very good, I, I have found the right one, the opponent has a loophole, down, down, next time the court is held, I, I, I will definitely win." Zhang Wei clenched his fists weakly to express his opinion. "If you win, you win. Why are you stuttering?" "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes?" Xiaoxian and Ziqiao nodded together. Zhang Wei was so nervous that his mouth trembled, and he stammered more and more: "Oops, oops, oops!" Ziqiao asked: "Could it be that I haven't talked to anyone for a few days, forgot, forgot how to speak?" Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes at him: "Don't imitate him." How can you build your own happiness on the pain of others?Loss is loss, the principle is still necessary! Zi Qiao said innocently: "I was taken, taken by him." Zhang Wei said angrily: "You let it go... ah, let it go... ah, let it go..." He was about to die, he couldn't even fart, it must be really serious. "Relax... don't worry! Talk about it later, maybe it will be all right." Zhang Wei's eyebrows, eyes and nose were all wrinkled in one place, and he managed to hold back the second half of the sentence, and laughed happily. The professional level is already tragic, no matter how tragic the words are, this lawsuit is the quadratic tragedy.Zhang Wei shook his head vigorously, comforting himself, I'm fine, I must be dreaming!If you are really dreaming, wouldn't you wake up with a pinch?Zeng Xiaoxian pinched him hard, and Zhang Wei immediately yelled: "Ah, ah, ah, ah yo wow." Stuttering even when crying out in pain?Zhang Wei said "Hi, Hi, Hi" several times in a panic, and finally came up with a sentence: "Help me!" Brother is in trouble, how can we sit idly by!Zeng Xiaoxian immediately took Zhang Wei to see a doctor, and the diagnosis was tragic. The doctor said that the language system was confused due to nervous tension.Unless the psychological fear is overcome, it will not get better in the short term.There is going to be a second court session soon, can a lawyer who cannot speak still be used? After returning from the hospital, Zhang Wei was in a low mood and kept refusing to speak. When he was almost at the apartment, he said that he was going to the supermarket to buy something.Zeng Xiaoxian kindly wanted to go with him, but Zhang Wei suddenly broke out, saying that he just had a language barrier, and he was not disabled or paralyzed. Do he need someone to accompany him to the supermarket?Of course, it turned out afterwards that Zeng Xiaoxian's worries were not superfluous. Zhang Wei picked up a bunch of things in the supermarket and squeezed listlessly among a group of people waiting to pay the bill.Finally it was his turn, the clerk was about to swipe the barcode when he suddenly remembered something and said, "Wait, I'm going to call... call... call..." "Robbery?" The clerk turned pale with shock. "Discount!" Holding back two words angrily, Zhang Wei gave the clerk a blank look.People asked again: "Do you have a membership card? You can draw a lottery if you buy Lux shower gel, and you can also apply for the card number." "Okay! Hit...hit, hit..." Why did it start to hit again?Zhang Wei calmed down, and finally reported the first few words of the card number: "Dabuliu——WTF1213...3...3..." How many three?One, 1213... 3... 3... Lily who was waiting in line at the back got impatient. She looked at her watch and urged him to hurry up, because she was in a hurry. "3...3..." Zhang Wei looked back at Lily, and finally squeezed out the last number: "38!" Lily thought he was swearing, took out her phone, and clicked on Zi Qiao's inspirational video.After reading it, his courage doubled, he pulled Zhang Wei's shoulder, left uppercut, right uppercut...the heavy rain of punches landed on Zhang Wei's chest and face, until he was completely unrecognizable. Zhang Wei is really hopeless, in this state, not to mention going to court to fight a lawsuit, he can't take care of himself for the whole life! Looking at Zhang Wei's face covered with Band-Aids, Zi Qiao held back her smile after holding back for a long time, and said to him seriously: "The doctor can't help you, maybe I can. Many women also have the same situation as you." Zhang Wei raised his head and looked at him in surprise: "Female... female?" Ziqiao continued to sell: "Don't pay attention to these details. The principle is the same, fear, nervousness, you need psychological intervention. Psychology also has subdivisions. The psychologist you see does not match your current situation, so it has no effect. You It needs the intervention of the Encouragement Division." Zhang Wei stuttered, but his brain was still stuttering: "Inspirational... Ke? From, I've never heard of it. And...you... fooled me, right?" "Just 9.99 yuan, try this video therapy." Zi Qiao patted him on the shoulder with concern, "Anyway, you are a dead pig and you are not afraid of boiling water. Oh, no, I mean that a dead horse is treated as a live horse doctor, Try the fear articles, apprehension articles and anxiety articles I recently produced. As the first trial customer, no refund will be valid.” Zhang Wei took the pad suspiciously, can angels really be with you? After thinking about it, Meijia felt that Xiaofeng should be awakened, because she was not suitable for him.After all, Xiaofeng is a nice person, and it is better to disillusion him earlier than to be sad at the end when his hopes grow bigger and bigger.But how should I speak?Sitting in the restaurant, Meijia was still thinking about it, and absent-mindedly ate the kimchi on the table. "Do you know? Kimchi is carcinogenic." Xiaofeng reminded her with concern, "Why do the male and female protagonists in Korean dramas get terminally ill? It's because they eat kimchi every day." "Yes." Meijia nodded, looked at Xiaofeng, and swallowed a big mouthful of kimchi.Xiaofeng looked back at her, still with a gentle expression on his face: "Others still say it's dog blood, but in fact, it's kimchi." Meijia laughed, picked up another pickle with chopsticks like a demonstration, and chewed it for him bite by bite. Seeing that she couldn't persuade her, Xiaofeng had to find another topic, saying that there are several new Korean dramas that have been released recently. Although the plot is a bit old-fashioned, the picture is still good, and I recommend it to Meijia. Meijia put on an old-fashioned look: "Xiaofeng, I've always wanted to tell you that I'm past the age of watching Korean dramas. When I was your age, I didn't even know what Korean dramas were." Xiaofeng smiled: "Why? Aren't we about the same age?" "Because... the 38th parallel line hasn't been drawn yet." Meijia was obviously playing a rogue, Xiaofeng's smile deepened, he stared at her, and asked like coaxing a child: "Then you're like me?" Big time', what to watch?" Japanese drama! "Tokyo Love Story," and "The Witch's Condition."A generation gap is a generation gap. Meijia spoke excitedly, but Xiaofeng was confused. What is "The Witch's Condition"?Is it a prequel to The Devil's Stepmother? ""The Witch's Condition" is a lecturer-student relationship. Matsushima Nanako fell in love with Takizawa Hideaki, who is much younger than her..." Mika stopped thinking about it, and changed the subject awkwardly, "Pretend I never said it." Fortunately, Xiaofeng didn't pay attention, and only asked Nanako Matsushima's name, saying that he went back to Youku to make up lessons.Meijia began to rely on the old to sell the old again: "When I was young, let alone Youku, jeans were not popular yet. In those days, you still had to insert a card to play games, the Little Tigers were still together, and salt soda was still sold. Ge You It still has hair, have you seen it?" Is this too early?What does Mika want to convey?Xiaofeng was overheard.Meijia touched Xiaofeng's hair like a big sister, and said to him lovingly: "Looking at you children, I can't help but feel a sense of vicissitudes in my heart. Don't be surprised. It turns out that my mother has been debuting for so long! Alas, Some things can’t be returned, and some things can’t be asked for. You understand.” Anyway, the story has already reached this point, whether Xiaofeng can understand it or not depends on his luck.So, on the day of the prom, Meijia did not go to the appointment as a matter of course, and made Xiaofeng wait for a whole night in vain. Who knew that Xiaofeng thought that Mika had said so much, just wanted to say that she had a nostalgic complex, and tried her best to find those antiques she mentioned, such as Little Tigers CDs, game cards, salt soda, etc. A big bag was brought in front of her like a treasure offering to ask for credit. Meijia couldn't hide it, so she had to tell him, "You're making a mistake... I know you have feelings for me, but I'm really not suitable for you." Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment, then suddenly laughed: "Hehe, you think too much. Actually, I want to tell you that I met a girl at the prom last night. Her name is Xiaozhao, from the Department of Chinese. She doesn't have a partner either. , after the dance, we went to buy snacks together. The boss asked her what she wanted, and she said: "Lonely", but unfortunately "Lonely" was sold out, leaving only "empty". I asked "happy and happy" Is there any? Xiaozhao said she doesn’t want parallel imports. Finally, I asked ‘confidant’ if they sell it? The boss said, ‘Yiyuan’, but I didn’t bring any money, and she happened to have it, so we called. This is a kind of artistic conception , It's the heart and the heart matching the code!" This is the love view of the new and new human beings?What are you talking about?Can't understand a word.You win, the earth is yours, we are all Ultraman!But it is a good thing for Xiaofeng to find the person he likes, and finally relieved the current embarrassment. Meijia is sincerely happy for him, with an expression of "you have grown up, my mother is very pleased". Xiaofeng said seriously: "Meijia, I have nothing else to do but to struggle. But I really want to fall in love once I have time. Some things cannot be forced, so I decided to move forward. Don't avoid me anymore, right?" With no baggage and no scheming, Meijia immediately jumped up like a child: "Of course, we are still friends." Xiaofeng suppressed a smile, and handed the bag of antiques to her: "As a friend, can you accept my gift?" Meijia was still a little apprehensive, and asked, "Does your girlfriend have any objections?" "Don't worry, she's younger than me, so she doesn't know what it is. Try it and see if it tastes right?" Xiaofeng graciously opened the bottle of salt soda for Meijia, and Meijia took a sip, as if she had returned to her childhood, dancing and dancing The ground is about to turn over. So, in the name of "friend", Meijia dated Xiaofeng again.However, it was supposed to be a three-person date, but Xiaozhao always broke the appointment for one reason or another, and in the end it was always just the two of them.There are often traffic jams on the Avenue of Happiness, because there are too many people rushing, but why is it Xiaozhao who gets stuck every time?Mika, can't you think about it with your brain? Every time Xiaofeng scrambled to pay the bill, Meijia felt a little sorry and asked Xiaofeng and Xiaozhao to eat Thai food together.Xiaofeng heard that Meijia likes to eat Thai food, and said that a client just happened to invite him to a meeting, so why don't the three of them go to Thailand for a free meal. Shemale!Feast!Thailand!Meijia is naturally very excited, but the three of them go together, isn't she a light bulb? Xiaofeng reassured her: "You are my wingman. Xiaozhao and I will go alone, and I am afraid that she will disagree. Besides, when I have a meeting, you can help me play around with Xiaozhao. Just think of it as doing me a favor, giving her a surprise, and leaving on the weekend!" Well, then help again!In the name of a friend!Mika happily agreed. Blessing is too much and it will collapse. In order to make up for their own mistakes, Yoyo and Guan Gu talked dryly, and their tongues cramped, and they finally persuaded Ah Bang and Ah Bing to get back together.Back at the apartment, the two rushed to drink a large bottle of water, and then began to stick out their tongues and pant. "How did I know that this would be the last straw that breaks the mule's head." Speaking of the pair, Yoyo still had an innocent face.Guan Gu reminded her that it should be a camel. "Whatever it is, these animals are weak anyway." Guan Gu's focus is different. Judging from today's events, before getting married, one of the couple will always go crazy first, and then drive the other crazy. Compared with Ah Bang, Yoyo is already crazy, at most it is endless Just look at the venue.Always talk about Fengshui Fengshui, why not go to Forest Park to get married?There is wind, water, and squirrels in that place, so emotional!It's just complicating something simple. Youyou was not happy at first, but she became even more unhappy when she heard his words, and complained: "You are too heartless, I run around every day, shopping around, the feng shui here is not good, the price here is too high, here There are too many people whose schedules are scheduled until 2018, do you know all this? You can only write and draw at home, so you have the nerve to talk about me." Guan Gu has always believed that he is responsible, and has been working hard for this future small family. He works hard every day and also has a part-time job. Yoyo can't see it, saying that he can only write and draw? Youyou doesn't like to hear these words even more: "Only if you work hard, haven't I tried hard? In order to maintain your self-esteem, and for your great comic career, I have never done anything in life, big or small, trivial things. I don't want to bother you. There are only a few good Sichuan restaurants in the city. You have to decide on the menu, choose the chef, try the dishes, what kind of wine to use, how to fold the napkins, and what color to use for the tablecloths. Everything has to be considered , I have to negotiate with the restaurant for a discount. You will know how to make sarcastic remarks when I come back from work all day long, so you can book the banquet!" Guan Gu frowned: "If you want to blame, you can only blame you for having too much taste. Why do people insist on accommodating you to eat Sichuan food? Do you know why I have to add a lot of rice every time I eat Sichuan food? It's not because of Sichuan food. It's very delicious, but I can't stand the spicy food, so I can only relieve it by eating." Youyou also pouted: "I am from Sichuan, you are from Japan, I like spicy food, you like raw food, our habits are different? But since two people are together, we have to compromise with each other ,Do you understand?" Guan Gu muttered in a low voice: "I won't compromise, will I endure until now?" Hearing this, Youyou stood up, and she was so wronged that tears were about to fall: "Then just don't bear it, who forced you!" Zi Qiao came in from the outside and saw that these two people who usually wanted to be together every second and every second, who were always showing off their sweetness and affection, were arguing. Surprised, she forgot what she was going to do when she came in. According to the development of the matter, the next sentence Yoyo was going to greet Guan Gu's mother, and then Guan Gu got angry and fought back, and said something harsh, but Yoyo refused to accept it, said something even harsher, and was still not relieved after speaking, so she waved and hit Guan Gu... ...Wait, why is this plot so familiar? "Could it be that we are the same as Ah Bing and Abang?" Guan Gu suddenly came to his senses. Youyou also nodded thoughtfully: "So this is the last straw that crushes the yak." Just now it was a mule, but now it has become a yak. ​​Anyhow, as long as it is an animal, it may be crushed by the last straw. They came to their senses, and Ziqiao also remembered the purpose of her trip: "You guys are typical symptoms of pre-marital anxiety, and you need the intervention of an inspirational teacher. I just finished filming the second trilogy - do you want to try it? " It's that trick of tricking a little girl again!Guan Gu still has lingering fears about Yoyo's reaction last time, how could he be willing to fall for his tricks again.Ke Ziqiao said that his clients are no longer limited to women, and he took them to meet his newly expanded user——Zhang Wei. In the suite next door, Zhang Wei, whose face was covered with patches, was sobbing and staring at the pad.The picture unfolds, and Ziqiao in the video is warm and beautiful: don’t be afraid, failure is just a cloud in your heart.Overcome fear.You are a strong girl!Shout out and unleash your inner wildness.remember!Angels are with you!You are beautiful.Changing the soup without changing the medicine, Zhang Wei actually laughed out loud, it really works better than Zhang Wuben's mung bean soup! Seeing Zhang Weina's reaction, Guan Gu and Yoyo's goosebumps fell all over the floor, how dare they try Ziqiao's trick, they should figure out their own way.After thinking about it for several days, they all came up with a good way to reduce their burden, that is, find a reliable and nosy person to outsource the wedding!What a tacit understanding! It's a pity that the connection is only a little bit, the ideas are unified, but the people who implement the ideas are different. Guan Gu found Zeng Xiaoxian, and Youyou found Hu Yifei.There still seems to be some disagreement among the people. “要不，就当我们把婚礼包给了他们两个人，怎么样？”悠悠提议。可曾小贤和胡一菲的冷战还没完呢，让他们两个合作，不怕到时候办出两场婚礼来啊？“除非……我们劝他俩和好，就像劝回阿邦和阿冰一样。” 关谷撇撇嘴，表示不抱希望：“他们？和好？除非碰到妖怪。” 正说着，张伟从厕所出来，浴巾围在胸口，头上包着毛巾，脸上贴着黄瓜，翘着兰花指拿着瓶沐浴露，嗲声嗲气地跟他们打招呼：“Hi，借一下悠悠姐的洗发水洗头发。” 悠悠和关谷面面相觑，妖怪都自动出现了，难不成一菲跟曾小贤真有转机？ 刚败诉那几天，张伟差不多把三年的噩梦都做完了，只要一合眼，就梦见自己在薇薇面前理屈词穷，被同事指指点点地嘲笑。说来也奇怪，那天看了一整晚子乔的励志视频，后来入睡后他居然不做噩梦了，一夜安睡到天亮，起来觉得神清气爽。洗个澡，敷个面膜，整个人的状态都恢复了过来，自信回来了，嘴皮子也溜啦。兴奋之余，当然是继续苦苦钻研豪大大集团的case，争取在第二次开庭的时候决胜，让薇薇对自己刮目相看！ 他这里要专心，美嘉就给他分心。自从跟小峰、晓昭约好去泰国游玩，美嘉整个人的心思都在人妖、大餐上，嗨得不得了。她自嗨不要紧，可她在屋里吵吵闹闹、手舞足蹈的，张大律师就有意见了，合上手里的卷宗皱着眉对她说：“女孩子家家的，别那么一惊一乍，行吗？都吓着我了。” 美嘉心情好，才不管他说什么，笑嘻嘻地凑到他面前，好奇地打量着：“张伟，你没事啦？你昨天不是结巴了吗？” 张伟微笑着说：“多亏了子乔的励志视频，我看了一整晚，醒来就什么都好了。” 美嘉皱着鼻子闻闻：“我说呢，怎么你身上有股妖气。你看他那东西，不怕做噩梦啊？” 张伟还是微笑，像是嗔怪美嘉不懂事：“哪有！真会讲笑话。昨晚我只梦到一座冰山，还有一个天使在我眼前飞呀，飞呀。”说话间，不由自主地翘起兰花指。美嘉瞪大眼睛看着他，张伟赶紧把手指按下去。 美嘉见他说话真不结巴了，也觉得神奇，只是不相信子乔能有那么大能耐，还是劝张伟：“听子乔在那儿忽悠呢，真当他是天使啊？你就是缺乏睡眠而已，别吓唬自己。” 张伟抿嘴一笑：“我懂，美丽是睡出来的嘛。” beauty?美嘉又用力吸吸鼻子，妖气越来越重了！ “自信！是自信！”张伟改口，自信的手指头又翘成了兰花状，按下去，又翘起来，再按，还是翘起来，只好掩饰地把手藏到身后。 屋外有人敲门，美嘉过去，见是送快递的，聚美优品。自己半小时前才刚订的，这到得也太快了吧？美嘉翻翻快递单，自言自语：“不对啊，我没订过冰川水啊。” “我的我的我的。”张伟从里屋冲出来，不知什么时候换成了浴巾装，一边还擦着头发。这才几分钟不见，怎么就洗澡去了，没病吧？看美嘉不停地看着自己，张伟不好意思地笑笑，解释说：“最近作息不规律都长痘了，保养一下不行啊。据说这个冰川水效果不错，你要不要也试试？” 美嘉这才发现，张伟现在不是妖，而是娘！看他拿着冰川水往自己脸上身上到处喷的样子，美嘉打了个寒战，摇摇头拒绝：“我买的是防晒霜而已，没你那么讲究。” 张伟用指尖快速轻盈地拍打着皮肤，随口问：“现在很晒吗？我是不是也要涂一点儿？” 美嘉翻他一个大白眼：“去，我是去泰国旅游用的。” 去泰国？一听美嘉说她要和小峰，以及小峰的女朋友晓昭一起去泰国旅游，张伟停下保养的节奏，歪起脑袋想想，这算什么配置？三个人不觉得怪吗？八卦之心既起，索性丢了手上那些瓶瓶罐罐，神神秘秘地凑到美嘉身边，“哎，你和他女朋友很熟啊？” “晓昭？说熟不熟的，听小峰说过好多次，只是没见过。” “这女人真奇怪。”张伟撇撇嘴，跷起二郎腿，一边嗑起瓜子，一般眉飞色舞地给美嘉分析，“和自己男朋友旅游，还带个电灯泡，不诡异吗？我问你，如果你男朋友总是跟你提起自己有个异性普通朋友。你会怎么选？A.第一时间验一下对方什么来头，有没有威胁；B.躲着不见。” “肯定选A啊。”美嘉想都不想就回答。 “对了嘛，这才是咱们女人正常的条件反射嘛。”咱们？美嘉的眼睛又瞪起来了。张伟自己也一愣，摆摆手，痴笑：“讨厌，不要在意这些细节。” 美嘉说自己其实很想见见这个晓昭，可她每次都有这样那样的原因错过，小峰也总说下次下次，大概是现在年轻人都喜欢玩神秘吧，所以也没太在意。 “哎！我明白了！”张伟突然喊了一声，凑到美嘉耳朵边上要跟她说悄悄话。美嘉躲了几下没躲开，只好一脸嫌弃地由他去了。可张伟居然说，晓昭压根儿就不存在！小峰之所以骗美嘉自己有了心仪的女孩，是为了让她放松警惕，然后可以继续约会，等日久生情，美嘉自然就无法再拒绝他了。 “怎么可能？你有证据吗？”美嘉心里其实也早有类似的猜测，此时被张伟说出来，倒好像是她自己在撒谎，一时被人拆穿了一样，急得脸都红了，“少来！一定是你以前也用过这种烂招泡妞，小峰才不会呢。” “去！这都是那些臭男人的花招，我怎么会用？”张伟抛过去一个娇俏的媚眼，小指翘起，凑到鼻子底下闻闻，皱起眉毛说，“唉，我又臭了，再去洗个澡。” 张伟虽然已经变成了妖怪，说的话还是有几分道理的，美嘉心里打起了鼓，想去泰国的心便没那么雀跃了。日子越久，就越是觉得小峰的一切解释都可疑，晓昭，真的只是一个借口吗？ 待到周末出发的那天，小峰过来接她，说晓昭的同学去世了，所以去不了了。 美嘉关心地问：“她在哪儿？我们去看看她吧。” 小峰不自然地说：“不行，因为晓昭……在医院……被……隔离了。她在追悼会上伤心过度，得了乙肝，所以隔离了。” 美嘉反应慢，但还不是个傻子，这理由也太扯淡了！ 小峰赶紧转移话题，告诉她：“航空公司给咱们升了头等舱，高不高兴呀？要不我们先庆祝一下吧？” “真的！我还从来没坐过呢。”美嘉兴奋了几秒，沉下脸盯着小峰，严肃地问，“别扯开话题，你的女朋友得了乙肝，同学死了，你居然还升舱庆祝？说实话，这个晓昭是不是不存在？你其实还是对我有意思，晓昭只是个借口，对不对？” “航空公司又不知道。”小峰小声嘟囔着，见实在编不下去了，只好承认，“OK，我还是喜欢你，晓昭是虚构的……我这么做只是希望你别拒我于千里之外，你就当我一厢情愿好了。” 小峰眼巴巴地看着美嘉，美嘉只好移开目光，省得自己又心软：“我知道你情愿，但是，我不想做那个伤害你的人。我不能陪你去泰国了。” “那柬埔寨也行啊……” 美嘉咬住嘴唇，狠心说：“我们最好还是别见面了，对不起。” 本想日久生情，现在却连朋友都没得做，小峰不禁黯然，凝视着美嘉，眼神里有无限的眷恋，却只挤出个微笑，温柔地道别：“懂了，那我走了，美嘉。” “叫我陈老师。”美嘉瞟了他一眼，触到他火热的眼神，赶紧又低下头，轻声说，“冷静一下吧，你的心跳好快。” “再见。”小峰突然转身，轻轻拥抱了美嘉，终于下定决心离去。“扑通、扑通、扑通……”小峰都已经走了，心跳声还依旧，美嘉这才发现，动心的那个人，居然是自己！ 要想婚礼外包计划执行成功，首先要劝和曾小贤跟胡一菲两位外包商。但不等关谷和悠悠有所动作，两个人就已经呛起火来了，据目击者阿冰和阿邦说，那架势，针尖对麦芒，土匪遇流氓，简直就是水火不相容！ 半小时前，胡一菲本来好好地在酒吧里翻杂志，曾小贤却突然冲进来，指着她就开始嚷嚷，说她居然让子乔主持关谷的婚礼，根本就是瞎指挥，而且，关谷已经说过，婚礼的事由他曾小贤负责，叫胡一菲不要瞎掺和。可胡一菲说，悠悠找的是她呀。曾小贤死活不信，非说是一菲从中作梗，联合他们两口子吃饱了撑得耍人玩。争吵就这样开始了。 对于曾小贤的诋毁，胡一菲根本就不在意，只从鼻子底下哼了一声，鄙夷地说：“我有空啊？耍你玩还用得着跟人联合？结婚这种大事当然得找个靠谱的人负责，你的人品靠得住吗？” 事关人品，曾小贤当然据理力争：“我人品怎么了？作为本区居委会副主席，我们这些人，乃至整栋楼上上下下谁有点儿什么事情不是我在帮忙、我在跑腿啊？再何况了，我才是他们最好的朋友，结婚这么大的事情，不请我张罗还能请谁？” 说到帮忙，一菲的火气就上来了：“还好意思说帮忙，我看你是帮倒忙吧？谁家的事你都要掺和一下，也不先问问人家乐不乐意。我跟你的账还没算清呢，犯贱也要看看场合吧。” 曾小贤自然知道她是意有所指，本来就对那相亲培训班的事存着愧疚，声音立刻变小了些：“一码归一码，别总公报私仇嘛！你看看你，不分场合地点，开口闭口就是犯贱，我的忍耐也是有限度的！” 一菲噌地一下就从沙发上站起身来，瞪着他：“你有100个不满意冲我来呀，没人拦着你。”旁边的人都围过来看热闹，阿冰和阿邦把他们拉扯开，生怕打起来。 “我哪敢有不满意呀！我敢吗？就你这山大王似的，惹着你还不等于自杀呀，还是斩立决，犹豫的机会都没有。可你别忘了，我是个男人，我的忍耐是有限度的！” “你还忍我？我才一直忍着你呢！七年前到现在，你样样事情跟我作对，要不要从头算算？那天，那天，还有那天，你都干了些什么，你都忘了？！” “谁知道你说哪天，哪天，还有哪天？鸡毛蒜皮的事情都记在心里，没事就翻出来算老账，就算我脾气再好，我的忍耐也是有限度的！” “想不认账，是吧？我就不说那天，那天，还有那天的那些破事了。就最近的事你总还记得吧？出那些损招，还有那个PPT，贩卖人隐私，我跟你熟到那种程度了吗？正常人能干得出来那种事吗？”想到恨处，一菲抓起身边的杯子就往他身上砸。 曾小贤跳着躲开，东挪西闪地还不忘还嘴：“君子动口不动手！别动手，听到没？这是公共场合，不要动手！我的忍耐是有限度的！” 一菲继续扔，手边上能够得着的东西都往他身上扔，一边气呼呼地骂：“贱人，你是不是没其他词儿了！君子！那也得看是对谁！对你这种，贱人曾！就得动手，我就砸你了，就砸你了，怎么了，怎么了？” “我的忍耐是有限度的……哎呀……救命啊！” “姓曾的！今天我不收拾你，我就不姓胡！” ... 真是太邪门了，最近大家是犯了口舌星吗？怎么个个火气都那么大，动不动就要吵架？不过这次不用悠悠和关谷出马，刚刚有过切身体验的阿冰和阿邦就主动过去劝架了。阿邦陪着曾小贤，阿冰守着胡一菲，两边同步开劝。 曾小贤气得横竖只有一句话：“我的忍耐是有限度的。”阿邦劝他：“行啦，男人嘛，让让女人。” 那边一菲接口：“这货根本就不算男人。”阿冰理解地拍拍她的肩：“别生气了，吵架吵的都是情绪，冷静一下才能解决问题。” “得了吧，看到她我一点儿情绪都没有了。”曾小贤在这边哼一声，阿邦赶紧捂住他，悄悄说：“前几天，我和我老婆也差点儿闹翻。特殊时期嘛，大家都有压力。” 一菲瞪眼：“什么叫特殊时期，犯贱是这家伙的常态。”阿冰跟着叹口气：“我老公也是啊，睁眼闭眼就过去了。过日子嘛。” 曾小贤马上梗着脖子回话：“过日子，这日子是人过的吗？谁要是娶了她，非被她弄疯了不可。”阿邦特表示理解地笑笑，攀住他的肩膀，语重心长地说：“你不下地狱谁下地狱？” “谁爱下谁下！我和他半毛钱关系都没有。”一菲冲着这边翻了个白眼。阿冰看着这对冤家，也笑起来了，一副过来人的腔调：“别怄气啦，你俩不就是因为婚礼吵起来的吗？跟我和阿邦一模一样。” “等一下，这不是我们的婚礼。”曾小贤总算反应过来，那边胡一菲也跟他站到了同一阵线，两人异口同声：“我们真的不是……你们搞错啦！不信你去问TA！” 不是你们的婚礼用得着那么激动吗？别装啦！连说话都那么默契，怎么看也应该是一对啊。阿冰和阿邦说什么也不信。 “真的不是啦。要怎么说你们才会信。你！”两个人张口就是一样的话，一样的语速、一样的表情，自己都被气着了，恶狠狠地对视着吼道：“闭嘴！……靠！” 阿冰、阿邦看着两人，点头笑着，吵个架都能那么同步，得灵魂伴侣的级别吧，起码得七世怨侣。亲们都懂的。 被他们一打岔，刚才为什么吵架都忘了。曾小贤着急地跟他们解释：“你们别在外头胡说，我们真的不是男女朋友。”一菲也只好无奈地说：“你们赢了，我们不吵了还不行吗？” Look!床头打架床尾和了吧！阿冰、阿邦笑得更加暧昧了。真是要了亲命！都说解释就是掩饰，掩饰就是事实，多说无益，是非之地，不宜久留，曾小贤跟一菲只好各自夺路奔逃。 莫名其妙大吵了一架还被人误会，归根结底，罪魁祸首还是悠悠和关谷！义愤难平的一菲和曾小贤难得联手，一起去找那两口子算账。找来找去，两人居然在洗脚？ !好嘛，扔了一大摊子事给别人，自己居然在这儿逍遥！It is tolerable, what is unbearable! “听我解释啊，本来我们想来办张洗脚卡给你们赔不是的，可是发现他们今天有促销。半价！买一只脚送一只脚，所以就先试试看喽。”悠悠、关谷忙着说话，脸上却看不出多少歉意，“这叫特效足浴，据说还能减负抗压，不信你们也可以试试啊。” 想腐蚀群众？少来！ 几分钟后，四人并排躺在沙发上洗脚……一菲舒服得连眼睛都不想睁开，轻飘飘地感叹：“真的唉，好像世界突然和平了。” 关谷问：“是不是觉得很幸福？”曾小贤却在一边迷糊地笑着回答：“我不姓胡，我姓曾……” 看样子，二位终于休战了，更准确一点儿，是暂时休战了而已。不过有一件事，曾小贤跟胡一菲达成了空前的一致，那就是：“外包结束！你们的婚礼自己搞！” 悠悠、关谷面面相觑，正好悠悠电话响了，接过来，却是美嘉：“悠悠，跟你说个事，你可千万别说出去——如果我说我跟小峰来电了，你会鄙视我吗？” 悠悠还没来得及说话，旁边三人已经开始起哄，七嘴八舌对着免提贺喜：“什么？你们来电啦！恭喜啊，美嘉。” 居然大家都在……美嘉来不及害羞，把事情经过大概地说了一下，问大家意见：“我发现得貌似晚了一点儿，是在拒绝他之后才有感觉的，你们说我要不要追到机场去？” 一菲和悠悠抢着回答：“按照偶像剧的套路，当然应该追啦。早说过了，这年头能找个长着唐僧脸、悟空身材、沙僧脾气的男朋友不容易，可不能错过！” 于是，美嘉决定先过来找悠悠，再跟悠悠一起去追小峰。可等她一过来，却马上加入了洗脚大军，闭着眼躺在沙发上感叹：“啊！爽！” 一菲笑她：“等你洗完，人家都到曼谷了。” 美嘉无所谓地哼哼：“急什么，我突然觉得不紧张了。” 这么巧，子乔也从外面路过，洗脚大军又多了一员猛将！因为这儿的老板娘是他这个励志师的客户，作为VIP的优待，子乔的洗脚桶都比别人的大两倍！ 美嘉幸灾乐祸地笑道：“你还敢说励志师这事？！张伟正在到处追杀你呢，说不定已经拿着刀在路上了。” 原来张伟看了子乔做的励志视频，结巴的毛病是好了，却从头到尾都变成十足的娘娘腔。今天豪大大集团案件第二次开庭，他在薇薇面前把脸都丢尽了。 子乔惊恐地张大嘴：“追杀我？可我刚发了微博定位啊。” 十分钟后，子乔还在洗脚，一脸无所谓。生亦何苦，死亦何哀，该来的总会来，是祸躲不掉，等洗完再说吧。 “吕子乔，你躲在这儿啊！给我起来，我要跟你单挑，你害得我被全同行的人嘲笑。”很快，张伟就怒气冲冲地出现在门口，虽然看见大家都在稍稍有点儿惊讶，还是故作凶狠。 子乔居然一脸幸福和满足，飘飘然地说：“我没打算反抗，等我洗完，任凭发落。” 张伟的脸被气得更黑了：“你当我傻呀！让我在这儿傻站着，等你洗完？” 或者，还有一个方法……一会儿工夫，张伟靠在子乔身上，和他用一个桶在洗脚，脸上的愤怒早就消失，嘴里还不服气地念叨，速度比平常慢了至少20倍：“等我洗好，我还是会杀了你的。” 就这样，大家一起洗了整整三个小时，这三个小时中，我们都获得了前所未有的平静，没有愤怒、没有焦虑、没有纠结、没有恐惧。世界其实真的很美好，一切只是因为我们太紧张了。 一周后，小峰从泰国回来，又约了美嘉见面。四目相对，美嘉再不像从前那么大方，羞羞答答地说：“小峰，我有事想对你说。” 小峰满脸兴奋：“巧了，我也有事要对你说。上次的事情就当没有发生过吧，我在去泰国的飞机上认识了一个女孩，我们一见钟情，她叫敏敏，回头介绍你们认识啊。” 美嘉了然地微笑：“不用再编了，我考虑过了，是我太纠结了，也许我们可以试试……” 小峰打招呼，叫了一个女孩进来，大大方方地给美嘉介绍：“这就是我说的敏敏，我的女朋友。”敏敏小鸟依人地偎在小峰怀里，伸出小手跟美嘉打招呼。 看着他们郎才女貌、卿卿我我的样子，美嘉愣了好一会儿，才迟疑地道了一声：“Hi……”