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Chapter 43 42. The second landlord who dismantled the honey-belly sword

My Crazy Life II 腾飞 5399Words 2018-03-04
At the end of the day, the second brother knew that I had lost more than 5,000 yuan, so he came over and patted me with concern, and said: "Brother, there will be opportunities in the future, don't get angry, if you want to win, bring more money next time. If the order is good, I will grab it back, and we won’t play if we earn back.” Hearing this, I sneered again in my heart: What kind of bird, you fucking use your nephew to cheat your brother’s money, and use your old brother’s money. Ji Lai lied to everyone for money.At the end of the day, he became a good person, won everyone's money and invited everyone to dinner, and made himself look so righteous and generous, and when he came back, someone would come and clean you up.Thinking of this, I was happy myself, and complimented him and said: "Second brother, you are so kind and loyal." He nodded and smiled, as if it was very useful, waved and said: "Everyone is a buddy when we are together, and we will be here in the future." If you have anything to ask the second brother, the second brother has no other skills, he just pays attention to it. Our buddies are all out to mess around, and everyone will eat what my second brother eats." The bastards in the room said yes , They all praised the second brother for his righteousness, and invited everyone to go out to play at night, and eat and drink with him.

While talking, the people in the house were about to go out, and I thought Er Niu wanted to go too, so I pulled him and said, "We both have something to do, and my aunt is going to talk about it when I get home, let's go and do something first." Tell them to go and eat first." That idiot, Er Niu, didn't want to give up the opportunity to play, watching the other people talking and laughing as they walked out, his eyes were full of envy.I grabbed him and squeezed his arm hard. He might have reacted a bit and followed me out.When he went downstairs, he asked me loudly: "Why don't you win, the money on the field is so good." I was so angry, I pulled him to speed up, and said in a low voice: "You can't go out and talk about it? "Fortunately, no one heard, we walked out of the hotel and onto the street.He pulled me and asked, "San, why didn't you win? What a lot of money." I said, "I can't win, I didn't see that I lost." He may think that taking me there will end up hurting me. I feel sorry for losing money, so I said: "Don't get angry, you lost money to help me. In this way, this money will be counted as my erroneous loss. When my buddy has money, I will return it to you." With Er Niu's serious look, I understand why Xiao Ai asked me to help him get ahead, and I really liked him at that time.I put my arms around his shoulders and said, "Er Niu, the third brother has actually won all your money back for you, and won all the 70,000 yuan." He seemed to feel that I was like a mental patient, struggling to break free from me, and said, "You Are you stupid to lose?" I couldn't help laughing, he was even more confused, I didn't continue to explain to him, I hung up the phone for Xiaoai after laughing, and asked him to have dinner with him.During the meal, Xiao Ai asked me how I was doing.Seeing Erniu in front of my eyes, I was afraid that he would ask if I said it. This idiot can definitely do it.I said to Xiao Ai: "I will talk about it later." Xiao Ai nodded, and he also understood what I meant.It’s just that Monk Er Niu Zhang Er couldn’t figure it out. He didn’t know what kind of riddle we were playing, so he kept asking us, “What are you two planning? Are you still afraid of me?” I said it was a matter of cooperating in business, and I dealt with it.After dinner, Er Niu went to play with that group of people.Xiao Ai and I talked in detail about everything we saw at the gambling game in the afternoon. Xiao Ai listened, and the muscles on his face were moving, which was very scary.After listening to me, he was silent for a long time, and said: "I have to give this head to Er Niu. Er Niu is my iron man. Whoever lies to him is coming to lie to me." I laughed and said: "Yes, if you want No, I can’t lose 5,000 yuan, and I’m still waiting for you to get it back.” He laughed loudly and said, “You cheapskate, you have to go tomorrow, and we can only get the money if you go.” , Only when I'm inside can I know if I'm playing, and if that old Ji is playing tricks.We summed up our plan of action for the next day and broke up.

The next morning I met with Xiaoai, and he said that everything had been arranged, and all my buddies had been summoned, and I would wait until the afternoon to do a big job, and then I would just give him a call.Around noon, I went to find Erniu.Er Niu is looking for someone to borrow money everywhere, saying that he is going to sit in a village.Er Niu borrowed 10,000 yuan from nowhere, anxious as if his butt was on fire, fidgeting, seeing his posture, he wanted to rush over to set up the game immediately.When it was time to eat, I said to go eat first, but he refused desperately, and had to go there in a hurry, so I dragged him to eat, but unfortunately he was unwilling to eat.I was chased away by him, and I followed him after a few random bites.

When they arrived at the "company", they were eating and drinking, and they didn't mean to start at all.I was so bored that I grabbed a few newspapers and read them, while listening to them bragging about each other, such as who was doing well, who was powerful, who drank too much last night, who found a beautiful sister, and so on.Lao Ji and his second brother also ate here, and I was very happy to see Lao Ji here.This old Ji is easy to recognize. He has a very distinctive mark, that is, there is a long hair near his chin and neck.Maybe he left it on purpose, it's as long as a finger, and he likes to twirl it when he's free, as if he loves that hair very much.The kid was in the house too, drinking beer like the grown-ups.

As soon as they put down their chopsticks, Erniu clamored to sit in the manor, and threw 10,000 yuan in front of everyone eagerly.When everyone saw someone sitting in the manor, they immediately took action to pack up the leftovers and clean up the extra things on the mahjong table.The game can be played at any time.When Lao Ji ate, he stood against the wall, where he sat the day before.When clearing the table, he saw that the direction of the table was wrong, so he pretended to help drag the table and adjusted the position of the table.I pretended to join in the fun, stood up, and stood opposite Lao Ji to see what he was going to do next.Er Niu threw the poker on the table, and Lao Ji picked it up first and opened it.After opening it, I washed it on the table a few times and pushed it to Er Niu, which means it can start.Sure enough, I saw that he was holding a poker in his hand and pressing it into the seam, guessing that the poker was in the right position, I took my hand away.He took off his coat and made the appearance of getting ready for a big fight.Lao Ji rolled up his sleeves on purpose to avoid suspicion.It turned out that he stole poker on the spot at the beginning of each game, so that there would be no collision of two cards of the same suit and points.

Er Niu sits in the manor, I am his "cousin", of course I can't bet money, I just stand outside and watch.That old Ji was still doing the same thing, so I took out the phone and dialed Xiao Ai's number.Xiao Ai asked me on the phone: "Third brother, have you started yet?" I said, "Yes. Auntie, Erniu and I will go home for dinner tonight." Xiao Ai immediately understood because the secret code we had set Yes: "go home for dinner" means you can serve it, "don't go home for dinner" means you can't.Er Niu doesn't care what I do, and concentrates on sitting on the farm.I looked at the situation in the room, and the second brother still didn't gamble, probably because he drank a little wine and lay down on the bed to take a nap.But I know that when this game is over, he will call that kid to sit on the bank.

The gambling game is going on here, needless to say, the output will be more than 4,000 in a while.He kept his fat face serious.I listened attentively to the movement outside, and that Alan outside was still fooling around.It seemed like I had been waiting for a long time, and I was a little anxious. Considering that Xiao Ai was so slow yesterday, Er Niu would lose in a while.At this time, there was chaos outside, and it seemed that many people came.I finally heard Xiao Ai's voice, and he said to the job seeker: "What's the matter, job seeker? Get out, rest here today." The woman panicked when she saw such a group of people. , asked: "What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you going to do? Come quickly." The gamblers in the back room heard that there was a quarrel outside, and they were about to go out to see what was going on.Before they could go out, people from the outside crowded in, and there were more than a dozen people in the inner room, and the room immediately became crowded.There seemed to be a lot of people outside, but they didn't squeeze in.These people who rushed into the house were all full of flesh and blood, and they were not good.

The second brother was also woken up, got up and was about to go out, when he met Xiao Ai at the door, Xiao Ai pushed him back without saying a word.There was a boy who was a little stunned and wanted to get a machete under the bed, but was immediately stopped by another buddy and said, "This is Xiao Ai, don't die." That boy had also heard that Xiao Ai is a ruthless character, so he immediately Stand there honestly.Xiao Ai saw it and ignored it.He stared at the second brother and said, "Second Landlord, did you have a good time?" Only then did I know that the second brother's nickname was the Second Landlord.At this time Er Niu came over and said, "Brother Ai, what are you doing? We are all playing, aren't you a spoiler?" Xiao Ai said, "I'm here to spoil the situation." The second landlord seemed to be afraid of Xiao Ai, although he He looks much older than Xiao Ai, and he also called Xiao Ai Brother Ai, and said flatteringly: "What's the matter, Brother Ai, I have always respected you very much, there is no holiday between us, right? Is it one of your relatives who came to find a job Been lied to by everyone? Yes, everything is easy to talk about. We have something to talk about, you see you have such a big formation, isn't it just a matter of one sentence between us." Old Ji stood up early, he was afraid of getting hurt Seeing myself, I wanted to squeeze out and leave, but when I got to the door, the buddies guarding the door blocked me with their shoulders, and I couldn't get out.He smiled apologetically and said, "It's nothing to do with me. I'll go out for a while. I'm here as a guest." A buddy at the door said, "It's not easy, it's not easy for anyone, and no one can get out of this house."

The second landlord stood there with a poignant smile, and started talking to Xiao Ai. Xiao Ai sat on the sofa with a big grin, and said to the second landlord, "I have something to say to you." While talking, he patted the sofa, Let the second landlord sit down.The second landlord went over to sit down, and asked cautiously: "Just tell me what you want, Brother Ai, everyone is on the stage, so we can discuss anything." Xiao Ai said: "I heard that you have a good table here. If you want to buy it home and collect it, you can set a price." The second landlord hesitated, or he might be pretending to be stupid, and asked: "What kind of table, I don't understand. Brother Ai, look at my place, how can there be any good table?" What about it?" Xiaoai said, "Look at you, the second landlord, why are you still pretending to be tough with me?" As she spoke, she stood up, walked to the table where everyone was playing cards, patted the table and said, "This is the table. I bought it, tell me, how much is it?"

When Xiao Ai first came in, Er Niu saw that the situation had been messed up, and complained fiercely to Xiao Ai, but seeing that Xiao Ai was about to conflict with the second landlord, he also froze there, not knowing who to help.The other boys who were helping the Second Landlord stood there and did not dare to make a sound.The second landlord continued to pretend to be confused, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Brother Ai, if you like it, you can take it, why don't you ask me for money, it's so unreasonable." Xiao Ai was not polite, and said: "I really like this table, what else am I doing all the way here? I’m here today for this table.” As he spoke, he looked at each person, I knew who he was looking for, and he was looking for someone with a long hair under his neck .Xiao Ai stared at it for a long time but didn't see it. I was worried for him. I saw the hair under Lao Ji's neck fluttering all the way.Maybe he stared around and didn't see anyone with that long hair under his chin, Xiao Ai was also a little anxious, and yelled: "Who is Lao Ji."

He roared like that, who would dare to agree? That old Ji probably knew that this group of people were coming after him, so he stood there with his head down and didn't say a word.Xiao Ai got angry when no one agreed, and said: "I count to three, Lao Ji, you have to stand in front of me, or I will get angry, and I will not be polite if others drag you out." Go up and say: "Look what you are doing, Brother Ai." Xiao Ai kicked the second landlord's crotch unexpectedly, and said, "Fuck you, did I tell you to talk?" The second landlord At that time, he was squatting on the ground, and Xiao Ai kicked him in the crotch, and the second landlord was so painful that he could not speak.Xiao Ai ignored him and counted to herself: "One, two—" That old Ji couldn't see that he was going to die, so he bit his bullet and leaned over and said, "I am." Xiao Ai looked at him fiercely and said, "Your mother is a fuck, did you become dumb just now?" He spoke with a big mouth Old Ji was taken aback, Xiao Ai grabbed his hair and dragged him to the table. Before Lao Ji could struggle, two big men came over and pressed him on the table.Xiao Ai stood up and mopped a chair to sit on the edge of the table, and said: "Let him go, drag him a stool, I'll play with him." Immediately, someone dragged a chair for Lao Ji, and pressed him on the chair .Xiao Ai took the poker on the table and said, "Come on, play a game for me." As he spoke, he threw the poker to Lao Ji, but Lao Ji didn't accept it. He refused but didn't dare, and was hesitating. A few boys who gambled here just now said: "You all come here to learn more." Everyone didn't understand what Xiao Ai was doing for a while, and when Xiao Ai asked them to go to the table, they didn't dare not to go. Take a look one by one. I and I looked at you, and slowly moved over and gathered around the table. Lao Ji looked at the poker and said, "I don't know how to do it." Xiao Ai sneered and said, "Really? Then I'll find someone to teach you." As soon as he raised his hand, two people came over and stood up Lao Ji again. Pressing his hands on the table, one of them took out a bone razor and separated Lao Ji's fingers vigorously.Lao Ji struggled desperately, and two boys came over to hold him down.At this time, the second landlord was in too much pain and wanted to come to help, but was dragged aside by his hair.For a moment, the atmosphere in the room became tense, and several menacing boys squeezed in from outside.Xiao Ai motioned for those people to drag the second landlord outside.Taking advantage of this spare time, I took a look outside: there were quite a few people here, several of them sat on the two big desks, and the sofa was also full.I also wanted to see where the foolish Alan was, and was pushed.I just wanted to see who it was, but someone kicked me again. Maybe that person thought I wanted to go out too.When I saw that things were not good, I hurried to the edge of the table.Er Niu was also on the edge of the table, being dragged tightly by Xiao Ai. I understood what Xiao Ai meant. He was mainly afraid that Er Niu would stand up for Er Landlord.I was kicked and he didn't see it, his attention was on the table.I don't bother to say, this is better, and no one will doubt me. Lao Ji had a knife on his finger, and it was already bleeding. The blood flowed all over the table, and the cut was deep.The boy holding the knife was also a ruthless person, he pressed down little by little, and Lao Ji couldn't stand the pain, crying and saying, "I will tell you." The boys let him go and pulled him to sit on the table. forward.Xiao Ai pushed the poker to him and said, "I'll show you the show." Lao Ji endured the pain and picked up the poker. Maybe he also knew that these people were all after him, and that his tricks had been seen through, and he couldn't deny it. up.With trembling hands, Lao Ji demonstrated on the table how to change cards through that gap, and the boys who played just now could see it clearly.Xiao Ai was very proud, and asked everyone: "Have you all understood?" Before he finished speaking, Er Niu rushed over to beat that old Ji with an "Aww", and no one stopped him, just watching Er Niu fight there. Lao Ji was beaten until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen beyond recognition.Seeing that Er Niu was almost out of anger, Xiao Ai asked someone to hold Er Niu to let him vent his anger, and then said to everyone: "It's not over yet, call Er Landlord over here." Immediately someone dragged Er Niu over. Xiaoai asked him: "Did you find Lao Ji?" The second landlord said: "No." Knowing that the situation was bad, Lao Ji hurriedly said: "Yes, I was called by my second brother to gamble. Okay, we won half of the money, and we got the table together." The second landlord wanted to quibble, but was strangled by someone, his face turned pale, and he couldn't speak.He struggled and said: "They are all out to play, don't overdo it." Hearing what he said, Xiao Ai was immediately amused: "Come out to play? Lied to my brother?" As he spoke, Xiao Ai pointed to Er Niu and said: " My brother lost 120,000 to you, what should I say?" Er Niu burst into tears, he seemed to be unable to fully digest what had happened, he didn't want to believe that the second brother who is usually righteous would find someone to lie to him, and the next sentence I couldn't say it, and it took a long time before I could choke out a sentence: "I lost less than 80,000 just now, not that much." I was annoyed and funny when I heard it. Xiao Ai reacted quickly and said, "80,000? Then spit it out twice." As he spoke, he searched for the child all over the room, and when he found it, he pulled it to the table and said, "You little donkey, You also show Uncle Ai the unique skills of dealing cards." The child was also very scared and did not dare to disobey, and slowly showed everyone how to cut the bottom card when cutting cards.Seeing that everyone saw clearly, Xiao Ai was full of complacency, and said to the boys who followed the leaders of the second place: "You all have seen clearly!" No one dared to say anything, and they didn't know what to say. With their heads down, feeling very uncomfortable, Xiao Ai asked them all to go to the outside room, leaving only Lao Ji, Er Landlord and Er Niu in the inner room.After a while, Xiao Ai settled down with the second landlord and Lao Ji.The second landlord had more than 100,000 in his card, and the old Ji had about 100,000 in his card. Xiao Ai sent someone to get 160,000 back.As for the others who are cheated, let them handle it themselves.Er Niu went up and kicked Lao Ji Hao, and later heard that one of Lao Ji's ribs was broken.Before leaving, Xiao Ai asked someone to move the table.The moment I left the room, I took a closer look at the buddies with the second landlord. They all lowered their heads in the outside room, muffled, with complicated expressions. I don’t know what they were thinking. As for how they resolved it later, I don't know. That night, Er Niu was drunk and cried like a child.
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