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Chapter 42 41. Grandpa Luban has successors

My Crazy Life II 腾飞 4851Words 2018-03-04
I found a very interesting thing, Lao Ji can always make larger points, so he wins more often.If he was playing tricks on the table, I guess I could see it, but I didn't see anything.I struggled with the 10,000 yuan for more than an hour, and I was about to take someone else's last name.The boy's face was gradually covered with sweat, and the hand holding the cards was always shaking involuntarily, and the hand trembled so much that he couldn't control it.At this time, the kid who went out to withdraw the money came back with 3 bundles of quack new hundred-yuan bills.The boy from the village took it and put it in front of his door. When he saw the money, he seemed to have enough confidence, so he said he wanted to raise the game, 1000 each. It seemed that he was in a hurry and wanted to get some money back.But the second brother refused, so the second brother came over and couldn't help but take out 20,000 yuan and said: "I'll go to checkout, you still have 10,000 yuan, let's play first, if it's not enough, I'll call Alan (the woman who fooled others outside) to give it to me." You take it, I'll go out to run errands first, if you don't have it, give me a call, and I'll tell Alan to let her get it for you." While talking, he patted his shoulder and said sweetly: "Hold on, Don't be impatient when you lose some money, the second brother is doing it for your own good." After saying hello to everyone, he hurried out.

In this way, this kid has more than 10,000 in his hand, and he probably has no idea in his heart, and it is still 500 a class.In this way, in less than an hour, he lost a single hair.My identity that day was a guy who had just learned how to gamble, and my mind was not on gambling, so I bet 100 on the money, winning or losing casually.He was still unwilling to lose the money, and anxiously looked for his second brother everywhere.But the second brother was not there, so he called the second brother.After listening to them talking on the phone for a while, he went to the outside room and gave the phone to that Alan.That Alan deliberately said loudly to his second brother: "The money was confiscated today, how can I lend him money?" After all, the meaning is the same: no money.The second brother finally comforted the boy and said, don't worry, when he comes back, he will be back right away.

Here, everyone counts their own wins and losses.One of them won 1,800, and I also hid a few of them. That old Ji was the big winner, with about 16,000. The 30,000 yuan was divided among everyone.Everyone discussed the game just now, and they all said that Lao Ji's door was prosperous, but it's a pity that he had covered all the doors himself, and everyone couldn't make a bet.Some even said: "Betting money should be like Lao Ji's. If you see something good, you should bet full every time to win money." Some people encouraged him to continue to withdraw money and continue to sit in the banker. Said: "There is only 30,200 yuan in it, and it's gone, why don't you go and take out the 200 yuan?" It seems that this kid has lost all, he sat on the sofa without saying a word, smoking a cigarette, with a very serious expression on his face. lonely.Just at this time, someone outside had an argument with Alan, which sounded very noisy.

The visitor seemed to be introduced by them to work as a porter in a company.After he went to the address given by Alan, the people there interviewed him and asked him to carry a very large bag, which weighed more than 200 catties.If he didn't carry it, they didn't want him.He realized that he might have been tricked, so he came back to ask for money.They were wrangling in the room outside, and the kid who lost the money might be depressed, and said bitterly: "I'll settle him." Then he went out, everyone was happy, and said: "That person is really bad, I guess He can take a beating, and now he has something to vent." Sure enough, within two minutes, the noise of the quarrel outside became louder, and he was yelling at the job seeker: "What do you mean? What are you doing?" What do you mean?" He heard the crashing sound again, maybe he pushed that person against the wall, and the deceived person also raised his voice and said, "If you have something to say, why are you pushing me?" Then The kid said: "What's wrong with me pushing you? I introduced you, and you can't do it, so you still come to us? Whoever you want to go to." Alan hurriedly smoothed things over and said: "Don't do this, don't do this, you Go back first, leave us the contact information, we will find it for you for free, and let you know when we find it." The man seemed to quit and insisted on refunding the money, but the kid who lost the money refused arrogantly, and the two parties seemed to start fighting. There was a lot of movement.Er Niu couldn't sit still anymore and rushed out.Then went out several more.After a while, the outside became quiet, and everyone came in one after another and said, "It's okay, it's done." Er Niu had blood on his hands, and he looked around for something to wipe, and said while wiping: "Damn, you don't listen to what you say, and you insist on forcing me to do it." shot."

This kid exported 30,000 yuan, and I didn't find anything.I found a very interesting phenomenon: No matter where the dealer deals the cards, Lao Ji will definitely drag the cards to a fixed position to stun them.His appearance of playing cards was also a bit strange, he covered the cards tightly with his hands, and poked his head down to look at the cards.He was sitting against the wall, and there was no one behind him, so there was no need to be so dizzy.Generally speaking, if there are people behind him, he is afraid that they will come to see the point, so it is okay to make bad cards, but everyone is betting money on the other two doors, and this door is covered by himself. No one cares about what points are drawn, so There's no need for him to be afraid of people watching, not to mention that no one cares to watch.If it is a personal habit, it seems to be explained.Many people like to cover their hands and watch their cards, but why do they have to drag them to a fixed place to cover them and watch them?

If it is said that he has extra cards in his hand, I can't escape my eyes. He really doesn't have many cards in his hand.He hides the cards in his sleeves, and there is also a process of playing and receiving cards. I can see it no matter how cleverly he does it, but it doesn't work.His action made me suspicious: Why do you have to cover it?What are you covering?Stealing cards in hand?Impossible, I know the movement of hiding cards in the palm of a person.Take cards up your sleeve?Lao Ji was wearing a woolen sweater, and the sleeves couldn't be covered with cards.Poker problem?I've seen it, and there's nothing wrong with poker.

This breakup has temporarily stopped.Except for the dealer boy, it seems that everyone has won some money more or less.No one wants to be in the manor, and some people are still unsatisfied, so they go to encourage a few people who have some money to be in the manor.But those people seemed to be very satisfied with the harvest of the day, and they all expressed that they did not want to sit in the bank.Some people encouraged Lao Ji to take the manor, but he said he would not be the manor.Listening to what he said meant: I can't push, I can only bet money.But even with the noise outside just now, the gambling game stopped, and he still didn't move. He was still smoking in the place where he was sitting, playing poker carelessly in his hands.

Er Niu took the opportunity and said to me: "Third son, you should be a dealer." I said: "I don't dare to play, I'm too big to play." Do not refuse to serve.I want to go up to play and see what's going on with this old Ji, either to pay out thousands of dollars, or to see what's true.Seeing that everyone didn't express much, I think I should give everyone some encouragement. I said: "Er Niu, I really don't dare to play. It's too big. Besides, I don't have much money with me." 5,000 yuan, plus the hundreds of yuan you won in your hand, are counted in your hand.When everyone saw that I took out the money, they immediately encouraged me to push a dealer.I pretended to be embarrassed and said: "It's too big, I dare not play. A door of 500, even four small points will be gone." Everyone said: "Why do you always want to lose, not win money? You To reveal four big points, isn’t it doubled?” I pretended to be embarrassed and said: “It’s still a bit big, if it’s 300 in one door, I’ll push one banker.”

You may see that there is really no one in the dealership. Seeing me call 300-door, it can be regarded as a game, it is better than nothing, and everyone says it is okay.I made up my mind and said: "Okay, it's settled, I'll treat everyone to dinner if I win." After that, I deliberately took off the outer gown, making myself look like a novice, and went up to sit in the manor . I still use the deck of poker, and I don't have the nerve to ask everyone to change it, because I'm afraid people will suspect me. Besides, I'm not afraid of that old Ji's money, I really hope he can, so I can figure out what's going on.I'm just suspicious of Lao Ji's action, but I'm still not sure how it happened.So I'm going to come up and take a look, and by the way, give him a chance to fuck me.There are not many winners like me, and there is no second one in the whole world.

I shuffled and folded the cards clumsily, which was originally my strong point, and that's how I practiced at the beginning.But I will never let my own point be big, and I will leave it to fate.I just used my skills to know what card I was dealt to Lao Ji, and I came up to play just to get an accurate answer.I slowly dealt the cards, and the first few hands seemed to be that Lao Ji was out of shape, and he played whatever cards I dealt him.After a few hands, he started to act.In one hand, I remember sending him a 3 and a 9. According to the rules, it was a 2.He put the cards in that fixed place and covered them, slowly getting dizzy.One kid picked up a pair and threw the poker on the table.I went to see my own card, it was a 5 with a 6, 1 point.I thought it was really unlucky, why can't I make a bigger one?It seems that the 5,000 yuan is for meat buns to beat dogs.But I'm not in a hurry, as long as I figure it out, I will get the money back. I have 100% confidence in Xiaoai.Lao Ji was dizzy for a while and turned over the cards, which turned into a 7 and a 9, which is 6 points! The 9 is the same 9 I sent him, the 3 is gone, what the hell. 3 Where did it go? 7 Where did it come from?I had an idea in my mind, and I said to myself, you kid is playing with me, it's very good, I just let you play enough.I didn't say anything, I turned on the lights, and I paid 300 yuan for one door.Move on to the next one.The next hand I sent him was a 5-J, which should be a 6.But he uncovered a 5 and a 3, which turned into an 8.In other words, the 3 came out again, and this time the J is gone.It turned out that he moved a card every time, but where did this card go?I roughly have a spectrum in my mind. When I deal the cards, I deliberately deal a few times farther away and a few closer times.I wanted to see if he would drag the cards to the place on the table to make the cards stutter. Sure enough, every time he wanted to change the cards, he would cover them in a fixed place.

God is not sorry for me, I lost more than 5,000 yuan in less than 15 minutes.I'm surprised, why do I keep losing money if I don't pay a thousand dollars?In the end, with 700 left in my hand, I threw away the poker, pretended to be helpless and said: "I won't play, it's too memorized, I will save two money for travel expenses home, the game is too big, let's play at home It's all 50 biggest." Everyone calculated their own profits, and the others won a few hundred by themselves, at least half of which were won by this old Ji.I put on my clothes pretending to be disappointed, and took the 700 away.Er Niu looked at me full of doubts, as if he didn't believe the situation in front of him: How did you lose?I held his shoulders and squeezed him hard, trying to tell him not to talk nonsense.I said: "Don't tell my aunt when you go home, or if my aunt tells my mother, I will never be able to come out to play again." The people around me made fun of me and said, "How old are you, your mother still cares." You." I chattered with them, and sat down where I was sitting on the bank just now.This bureau has come to an end for now. Everyone talked about which point did not dare to bet hard, which door did not win how much money, who won how much today, and who lost how much today.Losing money is not happy, I try my best to play the role of my winner, just sit there quietly and listen to everyone.After talking for a while, the second brother came back, and the kid who lost 30,000 saw him come back, and immediately came over and said that he would borrow money to continue to be a banker.The second brother said: "The 20,000 yuan just now has been used to settle the bill, and I have no money in hand." It seemed that he really felt sorry for that buddy, and said: "Why are you so uncontrollable? You have to stop playing. Play, the second brother speaks for your own good, why don't you listen?" The kid was very depressed, the second brother saw that he was speechless, and continued to comfort him, saying, "I'll help you pay some money." As he spoke, He said: "Lao Ji, Lao Ji, if you have money, lend him some money." Lao Ji said, "I don't know him well, so I won't borrow it." So, the second brother will give you a guarantee, is it easy for the second brother to talk?" Lao Ji said: "It is easy. But my money is useful, so you can borrow it from others." So the second brother stopped holding it up, and said : "The money I took out just now was to treat everyone to dinner at night. Where is it? Come on, take it out and use it for him. If we win, we will continue to eat. If we lose, it will be like that. We will settle it by ourselves at night." Lao Ji didn't seem to want to After playing, he stood up and said, "What time is it? Let's play after dinner." Many people on the field also won a small amount of money, and they did not object.The kid who lost money guessed that 5,000 yuan would not be able to play anything, so he agreed. It happened to be time to get off work, and everyone was tidying up while discussing where to go to play at night.Everyone is hanging up the phone, some are saying hello to their families, and some are making appointments with their friends.Lao Ji also stood up and put on his coat. I pretended to be reluctant to leave, and stood up reluctantly.Seeing that Lao Ji and everyone were not paying attention, I quickly touched the place where he was stunned, and I understood everything-losing five thousand yuan did not affect my happiness. It turned out that this old Ji used the table as a ghost.The surface of this table is covered with a piece of flannelette, which looks the same as an ordinary automatic mahjong table.A chess board was painted on the tablecloth.As we all know, there are horizontal grids on the chessboard, and Lao Ji drew a horizontal grid on the place where he was confused. In fact, there is a gap there, and no one can find it unless he looks carefully or touches it with his hands.Lao Ji used this gap that overlapped with the horizontal grids of the chessboard to change cards.The slit is narrow and contains a clip, only the width of two playing cards.The principle of card changing is similar to the card changing bag used by the cheaters in the Anshan Casino that I mentioned in my first book, but the operation method of the two is different. The card changing bag is to pop the poker into it, and at the same time, play cards from it. Pop another card.The movable mechanism of the card-changing table is on the table leg, and the mechanism connected with the clip is at a specific part near the bottom of the table leg. As long as the mechanism is touched, a card originally held in the clip will be sent out.The card changer takes down the card and puts the unnecessary cards on the clip, and the clip retracts automatically.The clip was inside the table, and the cards were sent out sideways. In just a moment, the two cards were handed over.The poker that pops out has a height, so Lao Ji's action of covering the cards with his hands is a cover for changing cards.Because the clip works under the table, it is hard to find it even if you are interested.In addition, this table has a peculiar function, which is admirable.This table can be used to change cards. There is a gap on each side of the table, just at the edge of the table.Playing cards on this kind of table, when two families are sitting opposite each other, they can put a discarded card in their hands in the gap in front of them, and the mechanism inside can instantly send the cards to the opponent. If it pops up through the gap, the opponent can also operate in the same way, that is to say, they can exchange cards with each other under everyone's noses. Looking at this table, I remembered a text "Luban Xueyi" I learned when I was a child. This kind of card changing table was probably invented by the descendants of his old man.I have also seen some similar things, in addition to the card-changing bag mentioned above, there are also some cheaters who make such mechanisms in their clothes.Open a hole under the chest of the clothes and sew a pocket, you can use the mechanism in the clothes to change the cards when you take the cards.There are also cheaters who put such a device in their trousers, and the opening is opened under the waistband of the trousers.There are even people who haven't learned how to play cards in their sleeves, or are lazy and smart, and even invented a mechanical hand, tied it to their arm, and use the mechanical hand to move back and forth on the sleeve to change cards.The manipulator is very concealed. When the manipulator comes out to deliver cards, just hold it directly, and then quickly put another unnecessary card on the manipulator, and the manipulator will retract automatically.
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