Chapter 116 The 116th return of the ghost boy

Li Dazui slapped his hands suddenly, and said: "We forgot one thing. The Murong family is the most particular about ostentation. How could they hold a wedding in such a remote place? We should always ask if they have left. Where is the wedding?" Du Jiaojiao said: "Just call this gambler, he has friendship with them." Suddenly someone outside the window gave a sinister smile and said, "The living ghosts have already been there, and the gambling ghosts don't have to go." Xuanyuan Sanguang laughed loudly and said, "Ge Laozi, haven't you, half-human, half-ghost tortoise son, been sent down to the 18th level of hell?"

Yin Jiuyou showed a green face from the window, and said with a grin: "There are enough ghosts in this world, there are gambling ghosts, and perverts, plus poor ghosts, drunkards, debt collectors, stingy ghosts, etc. Ghosts... since there are so many ghosts in the world, how can I be willing to go to other places." Du Sha said in a deep voice, "You mean you have already inquired about Murong's family?" Yin Jiuyou said: "That's right, they originally planned to go back and have another wedding, but they changed their minds later." Du Sha said, "Why did you change your mind?"

Yin Jiuyou shook his head and said, "They didn't say anything, and no one dared to ask them." Li Dazui said with a smile: "After a woman decides on something, if she doesn't change her mind, it's a strange thing." Hahaer said: "Why did they change their minds, maybe Tu Jiaojiao knows, haha, at least half of her is a woman." Du Jiaojiao said, "Yes, I do know." Haha'er was startled instead: "You really know? How did you know?" Du Jiaojiao said: "If you put in some thought, you can guess it, but it's a pity that your heart has been covered by lard."

Du Sha said, "Why do you think they changed their minds?" Du Jiaojiao said: "Think about it, if they really hold the wedding in a proper manner, all the famous people in the world will definitely be there. Everyone wants to know how smart and beautiful this ninth girl from the Murong family is. I want to see what kind of great uncle she chooses." She giggled, and continued: "However, our Murong Jiu girl has become a half-crazy and half-lunatic, and the son-in-law who was selected is also a character with little talent and appearance, and a bit crazy, such a person For a couple, if their relatives and friends saw them, wouldn't they be throwing away the entire Murong family?"

Li Dazui smiled and said: "That's right, the relatives and friends of their family are either sons or daughters. This kind of people just want to see other people's jokes when they are full. They are jealous, if they lose this time, how can they raise their heads in front of others in the future, it would be better to save some trouble." Du Jiaojiao said: "So they simply married this shady couple in this small place, and then sent the couple to another place, telling them to live in peace and order, if people ask in the future, It can also be said, don't dare to disturb you, the new uncle has a bit of a weird temper, and I will invite you to make a wedding wine later..."

Li Dazui clapped his hands and said: "It's wonderful, it's so wonderful, even if others suspect it in their hearts, they won't be able to catch them." Du Jiaojiao said: "That being said, this kind of people are born to save face, so it won't be too easy. They must still be extravagant and invite guests, which means that they are not trying to save money, but they are just inviting guests. It must be some irrelevant people, no one dares to laugh at them." Yin Jiuyou giggled and said, "Tu Jiaojiao really deserves to be a female Zhuge, what she said is not bad at all."

Du Sha asked, "Where are they treating guests?" Yin Jiuyou said: "They have set up a long shed one or two miles long by the river, and set up a running water mat. Anyone can eat them. Even the beggars have two catties of meat each, and a bottle of meat. liquor." Du Sha asked, "When?" Yin Jiuyou said: "Just today." Although it was not yet dark, red lanterns were lit inside and outside the long shed, with double "Happy" characters cut out of gold paper on them, which looked really joyful and full of meaning. The people in the long shed lay more eggs than flies, and there are brides to see. These country people are already squeezed out, not to mention that there is free rice wine and white wine here, big fish and big meat.But some people don't eat for nothing, they actually use red paper, red cloth, and red silk to make some happy couplets and curtains, on which are written auspicious words such as "a match made in heaven" and "Luanfeng Heming". If there is a down payment, it is nothing more than a name like Zhang Ada and Li Hongfa.Murong's family actually hung up these happy couplets and happy curtains, and at a glance, red papers were pasted on bamboo poles everywhere, and they were blown by the river wind and rattled.

There were three newly painted official ships parked by the river, and from time to time maids and maids dressed in colorful clothes came in and out of the cabin.People drinking in the shed stretched their necks from time to time to look at the official ship. Someone said: "This family is also really strange. So many people have been invited to the wedding banquet for no reason. The host family hides in the cabin and refuses to show up, and the groom does not come out to toast us." Another person said: "You should be more sloppy, do you know what kind of status this person is, why would you come to drink with us?"

The man said: "Looking at their power, I really can't figure out what they do." Another person said: "I heard that they are not only the leading millionaires in the south of the Yangtze River, but also famous figures in the martial arts. They invited us here just to want us to join in the fun. We should drink more and talk less. Mo If you say something wrong and offend other people’s taboos, then you will be fined if you don’t eat a toast.” Everyone was talking happily, and suddenly they all shut up and turned their heads to look, as if they saw it. What a monster. It turned out that a carriage had already stopped outside the long shed at this time. The style of this carriage was already strange enough, but the people who got out of the carriage were even more strange.The driver was a very burly man. Although he was wearing a new suit of good quality, none of the buttons had been buttoned up, revealing his chest full of black hair.

It's okay if he doesn't smile, but when he smiles, he opens his mouth almost to his ears, and it seems that he can eat two big steamed buns weighing half a catty in one bite.Then, a few more people got out of the car, some were short and fat, some had a sly look, and there was a man with a steel hook in his hand. His face was pale and blue, which made people afraid at first sight.The appearance of these people is already weird, rare in the world, who would have thought that they pushed and pulled three people down from the car. These three people were weak, their faces were haggard, and they seemed to be dying, but they were dressed in red silk and green silk, just like the bride.Hundreds of pairs of eyes in the long shed were staring at them, but they swaggered about as if nothing had happened, and suddenly swarmed into the bamboo shed.

One of the burly men with a big beard shouted loudly: "Ge Laozi, do you bastards know where the master is? I want to find them." Most people recognize that this is the weird man who runs the casino, and they all know it. Through their means, even though he was called the son of a turtle, he dared not speak out. But there are two people who have just come from the city, and they are still troopers in some kind of escort agency. They always think that they are doing pretty well, so how can they accept this anger.Coupled with the drunkenness, the two of them slapped the table together and jumped up, shouting: "Who are you scolding, you bastard?" As soon as the word "bastard" was said, the two of them were suddenly lifted up by their necks .The two of them thought they had practiced their martial arts very well, but they couldn't even use a single move.Everyone was dumbfounded, only to hear a weird man in green clothes laughing and said: "These two boys actually dare to call Brother Xuanyuan a bastard, they are really courageous. If Brother Xuanyuan doesn't teach them a lesson, everyone else will be wronged in the future." I can call you an asshole." The bearded man was already angry enough, but when he was provoked again, it would add fuel to the fire. When he raised his hands, the heads of the two people were about to be smashed to pieces. Fortunately, the round-faced fat man held his hand at this moment, and said with a smile: "Haha, today is a good day for him, but you are going to kill people as soon as you come, isn't it called Master's ugly face?" The man with the huge mouth also smiled and said: "If you want to kill people, you shouldn't smash their heads. Although I don't eat human heads, if a person's head is smashed, it will be disgusting to look at. The head of an old hen If it has been smashed to pieces, you won’t be able to eat it, can you?” The bearded man snorted, and with a flick of his hand, the two of them flew out, each fell on a table, and their heads happened to fall into a bowl of hot and sour soup that had just been served. The bowls, chopsticks, and cups had been shaken to the ground and smashed to pieces.There was immediate chaos in the shed.Some little girls and old women fled outside screaming in fright, and some children even burst into tears in fright. Suddenly a person said: "Which friend is acting wild here, is it because he wants to make my brother look bad?" The voice of this person is not very loud, but everyone can hear clearly when he speaks every word. Chu, and there is a kind of intimidating power in the voice, which makes people dare not be disobedient, cries, shouts, and noises are all suppressed by this voice. I saw a young man standing on the bow of the boat with his hands behind his back. He seemed to be a scholar who had just entered school, but his demeanor was calm. A master of martial arts both internally and externally. The people in the long shed stepped aside one after another, letting these strange people pass by. The round-faced fat man laughed and said: "The country people have hands and feet. If you are not polite, you will forgive me, kid." Although he seemed to be apologizing, he called him "little friend" when he opened his mouth.The man's face darkened, as if he was going to have an attack, but suddenly he seemed to remember something, his face revealed a look of surprise, his eyes swept over the faces of these people, and he saw Hua Wuque who was dressed in a strange way. I was even more surprised when I saw this, and lost my voice: "Everyone, could it be... Could it be..." The round-faced fat man smiled and said, "Little friend, you'd better not say our names, or I'm afraid it will dirty your mouth." The man pondered for a while, then clasped his fists slightly and said: "I'm under Qin Jian..." He had just said four words, and several people came out of the cabin. Gorgeous, the men are also handsome Kieska sons, they obviously know who is coming, but they still have smiles on their faces.If they don't know the origin of these people, it is natural to greet guests with a smile, but after knowing the details of these people, they can still smile, which is very rare.When people in the Jianghu see the "ten villains", they usually either burst into anger, or gnash their teeth, and either stretch out their hands and hit them, or turn around and run away. Haha'er laughed first, and said with a big laugh: "Look, the uncles of Murong's family are so elegant and educated. Seeing our few materials, they are so polite." Du Jiaojiao giggled and said: "This is the name of a person who is worthy of a great reputation. Otherwise, how could such a charming girl marry them?" Li Dazui bowed his body, and said: "I heard that the young masters have a happy event, so I came here to congratulate you, but I don't know if the young masters can tolerate these wild wild men coming into the house?" In addition to the third uncle Qin Jian, the eldest uncle "Jade Swordsman" Chen Fengchao and his wife, the second uncle Nan Gongliu and his wife, the fourth uncle "Plum Blossom Son" Mei Zhongliang and his wife, the fifth uncle "Scholar with Divine Eyes" Luo Mingdao and his wife, It can be said that most of the essence of Jiangnan martial arts is here. When they saw Hua Wuque who was dressed up in strange shapes, they couldn't help showing surprise on their faces, but they were still smiling and polite. When Li Dazui had finished speaking, the "Beautiful Jade Swordsman" clasped his fists and said with a smile: "If you are willing to show your face, you are inferior guests..." Murong Shuang hurriedly said: "What's more, Mr. Xuanyuan is the life-and-death friend of our new son-in-law! Come on board, everyone!" Li Dazui also clasped his fists and said with a smile: "Since that's the case, it's better to obey orders than to be respectful." Among them, only Qin Jian and "Mr. Plum Blossom" had a slightly vigilant look on their faces. When Tu Jiaojiao walked in front of them, she suddenly turned her head and smiled, and said, "Don't worry, we're here for a special wedding ceremony today. You don't want to make trouble, you don't steal, you don't have to guard against us like you guard against thieves." Xuanyuan Sanguang said in a loud voice: "That's right, today is my brother Hei's big day, if there is any son of a bitch who dares to talk nonsense, I will be the first to settle the score with him." Bai Kaixin sneered and said: "It's up to you, I'm afraid it's still a little short, if Li Dazui's addiction to cannibalism starts again, can't you still use your head to plug his mouth?" These people talked, laughed, giggled, cursed and all boarded the boat. In the bamboo shed, everyone looked sideways, wondering what the hell these people were?Why should these nobles be so polite to them? There are actually several tables of wine in the cabin, the sixth son-in-law "Xiao Bailong" and his wife, the seventh son-in-law "Dongting Talent" Liu Heren and his wife, the eighth son-in-law "Wanhuajian" Zuo Chunsheng and his wife, and "Shenquan" Gu Renyu And "Little Fairy" Zhang Jing, all of them are naturally in the cabin. When the little fairy saw them entering the cabin, she squinted at them, but most of them were still looking at Hua Wuque curiously.They really couldn't figure out how the successor of "Yihua Palace" became like this?But well-educated children from aristocratic families must never interfere in other people's private affairs. If others don't tell, even if they are extremely curious, they can only pretend that they have not seen it. A few of them happened to occupy a table, and Du Sha was at the head of the table, accompanied by "Beautiful Jade Swordsman" Chen Fengchao and Nangong Liu.These two people are gentle, polite and thoughtful, sitting among this table of oddly shaped people, they look even more outstanding in appearance and spirit like jade.If it was different from usual, they and Hua Wuque cherish each other, and they must love each other, but at this moment, they can't even look at Hua Wuque. Hua Wuque looked at his nose, his nose and his heart. He sat there like a wooden man, as if he was sitting in a deserted wilderness. Whether others were pitying him or snickering, he was completely gone. Take it to heart.After drinking for three rounds, the couple has yet to show up. Li Dazui suddenly said: "Since there is a happy event, why are you so rude?" Chen Fengchao pondered, and smiled apologetically: "It's difficult to prepare everything in a hurry, and I hope everyone will forgive me." Li Dazui said seriously: "Even so, etiquette cannot be abandoned, let alone..." Du Jiaojiao rushed to laugh and said: "What's more, we still have two couples here, we want to share your happiness, and we are waiting to get married with Ninth Young Master and Ninth Miss." Chen Fengchao said, "Oh?" Nangong Liu said: "But I don't know who the newcomer is..." Although they were cautious and polite, they still couldn't help but look at Hua Wuque at this moment, only to see that there was neither sorrow nor joy on Hua Wuque's pale face. color.The expression of a beautiful girl next to him was much more complicated, so complicated that it was even more difficult to guess what was going on. Hahaer said: "Haha, as the saying goes, good things come in pairs. It is also said that one or two is not more than three, and three new couples are married together. In the future, these three couples will surely have more than three, and they will live longer and have more children and grandchildren." Chen Fengchao smiled slightly, and said: "Your Excellency is good at praising and praying, there is no reason to reject such kindness, it's a pity..." Li Dazui frowned and said, "What's the pity?" Chen Fengchao said indifferently: "It's a pity that the auspicious ceremony of letting go of my ninth sister has been completed, and I have already returned by boat at this moment." Nangong Liu continued: "Everyone must know that Jiumei and his wife have both suffered from hardships, so since they want to spend this happy period quietly this time, it is inconvenient for me to object." Du Jiaojiao, Li Dazui and the others looked at each other, but they remained completely still. Haha'er said: "Haha, if someone else said that, we must think that he is looking down on others, but since these words are said from the mouths of the two of you, it is naturally different." Chen Fengchao said, "Thank you." Du Jiaojiao giggled and said: "If it was normal, you would see us. You must do justice for the heavens, because you are all very good people. Good people meet evil people, just like ice and coal are incompatible, right? ?” Chen Fengchao smiled and remained silent. Du Jiaojiao said: "So, if it was a normal day, we would never dare to visit you, because the 'Murong' family is so powerful that we really can't afford to offend it." Chen Fengchao leaned back and said, "Don't dare." Du Jiaojiao said: "But today is different, we dared to come here because we have already calculated that you will never make us look bad today..." Hahaer said: "Haha, as the saying goes, once you come, you will be safe. Since we have come, we must stay here with a thick skin. Fortunately, you are all polite gentlemen, and today is a good day , even if we are a little rude, you will never drive us away." Qin Jian on the other table suddenly stood up and said in a deep voice, "What are your plans, why not..." Li Dazui laughed loudly and said: "I don't have any other plans in the lower class, I just want to use everyone here as a wedding hall and get married for these two couples." Qin Jian still wanted to speak, but Chen Fengchao stopped him, and said with a smile: "Everyone is willing to show respect, and this is a great happy event. I'm afraid I won't be able to welcome you later, but... no joy can't be a courtesy." Li Dazui said leisurely: "Zi Ri: Sister-in-law and Uncle Ni can help you, and you can take power in an emergency. What's more, music is played for rituals, so there is no need to be pleasant to the ear, is it?" Chen Fengchao said with a smile: "Your Excellency is masterful, beyond my younger brother's reach." Li Dazui clapped his palms and laughed loudly: "Since that's the case, why don't you have any joy?" He suddenly beat the bowl with two chopsticks. non-stop. Du Jiaojiao laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist, she said: "This music should only be in the sky, how often do you hear it in the world? How can you not be polite if you have this wonderful music?" She set up Mrs. Bai and Tie Xinlan one by one, Bai Kaixin stared, then suddenly grinned, and set up Hua Wuque. While knocking on the bowl, Li Dazui said loudly: "The newlyweds salute, worship the heavens and the earth..." Although the sisters of Murong's family are all talented women of Xiuwai Huizhong, and the eight sons-in-law are all well-known heroes, they have never encountered such absurd and bizarre things. Everyone looked at each other, and no one came up with a countermeasure . At this moment, I suddenly heard Yin Jiuyou's gloomy voice shouting: "Who is it?" Another person laughed and said: "I'm not human!" When these two words came to their ears, everyone couldn't help being surprised. Although Li Dazui and the others knew that Yin Jiuyou must be nearby like a wandering spirit, who was the person he met? "I'm not a human" are words that Yin Jiuyou often says. Yin Jiuyou was also obviously startled, so he said with a strange smile: "You are not a human, are you still a ghost?" The man said: "Not bad at all." Yin Jiuyou laughed and said, "Are you a ghost? Do you know what I am?" The man said: "You are just 'half human, half ghost', but I am a whole ghost. You are still half human, but I am not human at all." Hearing this, Bai Kaixin couldn't help clapping his hands and laughing loudly: "It's wonderful, I didn't expect Yin Jiuyou to see a ghost in daylight today." Although everyone was surprised, they couldn't help but feel a little funny. The man laughed loudly and said: "That's right, you are all seeing ghosts in daylight, and I am ghosts in daylight." Amidst the laughter, a figure was rolled up from the cabin like the wind.It can be said that there is no one in the cabin who is not a first-class master in the martial arts, Tu Jiaojiao, Bai Kaixin, "Wanhua Sword" Zuo Chunsheng, "Scholar with Divine Eyes" Luo Mingdao, the lightness skills of these people are even more famous in the world .But they couldn't help being surprised when they saw this man's lightness kung fu. Li Dazui and the others knew that "half human, half ghost" Yin Jiuyou, as long as he entangled a person, he would be like a maggot attached to the bone, and would never let that person get away.But this man slipped into the cabin from Yin Jiuyou's side with ease, which shows that his qinggong is much better than Yin Jiuyou's body like a ghost. They really dare not imagine who this person is!Because apart from Yihua Palace Master and Yan Nantian, there are not many people in the world who have such high Qinggong. But this person is not Yan Nantian, and naturally he cannot be Palace Master Yihua.Under the light, I saw that he was less than three feet tall, and he was actually a dwarf.Other dwarfs must be deformed and ugly, but this dwarf is different. His head, hands, feet, and body are well developed. Liu Xu, it seems that he is actually a fairy, with a bit of morality. The clothes on his body were outrageous, he was wearing a blue-gray short robe, and there was a sword sticking obliquely in his back—this sword was two inches shorter than other people's daggers, like a child's toy.If a child sees this person, he will definitely hold his hand and ask him to play hide-and-seek with him; if a street performer sees this person, he must think it is a rare commodity; if a noble minister sees this person, he must be introduced to him To the emperor, as court jester. But when Du Jiaojiao saw this person, she suddenly stopped laughing.When Du Sha and Li Dazui saw her face change, they suddenly thought of someone. At this time, Yin Jiuyou also rushed into the cabin, as if he wanted to attack this person, but Tu Jiaojiao and Li Dazui quickly stopped him and whispered a few words in his ear.Yin Jiuyou's complexion also changed, and the hand that shot out also immediately retracted. I saw this man making bows all around, and said with a smile: "An uninvited guest, who broke into the banquet, forgive me for my sin." Chen Fengchao, Nangong Liu and the others were naturally also surprised, but they still responded politely. Only the third girl, Murong Shanshan's eyes flickered, and she suddenly said: "Your younger generation, I heard that there is a hero in the rivers and lakes. Shenlong is unpredictable, and this junior has wanted to see it for a long time." Murong's eyes lit up, and he rushed to say: "The hero Sanmei mentioned is called... people..." The man laughed and said: "Girl, you don't need to be shy, just call out the name 'Ghost Boy'. I've already gotten used to hearing it. Not only won't I get angry, but I also think this name is pretty good!" Chen Fengchao, Nan Gongliu and the others were stunned by the word "ghost boy". They had heard someone mention it when they were young. He Gu, the only descendant of the secret sect "Ninjutsu".