Chapter 115 Chapter 115 The Wicked Reunite

Tu Jiaojiao, who was peeking behind the door, saw that Yan Nantian had been fooled by Jiang Yulang, she couldn't help laughing, and murmured: "I already knew that Yan Nantian would definitely be fooled by him, and my guess was really good." Bai Kaixin chuckled and said: "This kid really has a lot of tricks, it's hard for him to pretend to be so fucking like him, Yan Nantian actually followed him, it's really a ghost." Tu Jiaojiao smiled and said: "Now Yan Nantian will never find Xiao Yu'er, I'm afraid that he will even die on the father and son."

Xuanyuan Sanguang stared blankly for a while, then suddenly pushed open the door, wanting to rush out.Unexpectedly, Du Jiaojiao's hand was already waiting behind him. As soon as he opened the door, Tu Jiaojiao clicked five or six acupuncture points on him like lightning, carried his man on his shoulder, turned around and jumped out of the back window go out. Xuanyuan Sanguang was shocked and angry, but he couldn't even speak.I saw Du Jiaojiao coming out of the small town from behind the house. Although the sky was already bright, there was no one on the way into the mountain.She seemed to have exhausted all her breastfeeding strength and jumped up the mountain like a flying bird. After walking for an unknown amount of time, she suddenly heard the sound of iron knocking coming from a distance in the wind.

Li Dazui, Haha'er and Du Sha were digging the mountain, when they suddenly saw Tu Jiaojiao and Bai Kaixin flying back, as if they were being chased by ghosts.The strangest thing was that Tu Jiaojiao was carrying someone on her back.Li Dazui and the others immediately stopped and went up to him. Haha'er turned his gaze away, and laughed aloud: "Who am I supposed to be? It turns out that the evil gambler has arrived. Haha, it's been a long time." Li Dazui laughed loudly and said, "Evil gambler, I haven't seen you for many years, why did you crawl on top of Du Jiaojiao as soon as we met? Could it be that you, a gambler, have become a pervert?"

Du Sha frowned and said, "What's going on?" Tu Jiaojiao didn't answer first, but threw Xuanyuan Sanguang heavily on the ground, and this blow released all his acupoints.Before he could stand up, he laughed and said, "It turns out that you turtle sons have all come here. There are so many turtle sons on Guishan Mountain, it really lives up to its name." Bai Kaixin laughed, and said: "Tu Jiaojiao inexplicably touched seven or eight of your acupoints, and then threw you on the ground like a dog. Instead of chasing her desperately, you made a joke instead. Hehe, it seems that you This man is really a bully."

Xuanyuan Sanguang is bold by nature, seeing so many old friends suddenly, he has forgotten everything else, but at the moment when Bai Xinxin provoked him, he immediately became furious again, jumped up and pointed at Tu Jiaojiao's nose and said: "I Let me ask you, why do you want to touch Lao Tzu's acupoints, you bastard who is neither male nor female, do you really think that Lao Tzu is easy to bully?" Du Jiaojiao said: "Let me ask you, did you rush out just now to report the news and tell Yan Nantian not to be fooled by Jiang Biehe and his son?" After saying the three words "Yan Nantian", Li Dazui, Haha'er, and Du Sha all turned pale, as if they couldn't even stand still.

Du Sha lost his voice and said, "Yan Nantian?" Li Dazui said: "Could it be that he...has he recovered from his illness?" Du Jiaojiao said: "Not only has he recovered from his illness, but his kung fu seems to be stronger than before. When I saw him, I didn't recognize him, but after seeing him show his kung fu, I knew it must be Yan. There is no doubt about Nantian. Because apart from Yan Nantian, there is no other person in the world with such high martial arts." Haha'er's teeth chattered, not only could he no longer laugh, he couldn't even speak.

Bai Kaixin hurriedly said: "He has been tricked by Jiang Biehe and his son, but the evil gambler wants to get him back." Before finishing this sentence, Li Dazui, Du Sha, and Haha'er had already surrounded Xuanyuan Sanguang, all three of them were gnashing their teeth with a fierce look on their faces.Du Sha stared at him, and said word by word: "What do you mean?" Xuanyuan Sanguang is not afraid of other people, but he is also a little bit afraid of Du Sha. Seeing his murderous intent at this moment, and it is obvious that he is about to kill as soon as he stretches out his hand, Xuanyuan Sanguang didn't feel a little nervous in his heart, and smiled reluctantly: "I just want to kill you." He just killed Jiang Biehe and his son, and he has no other intentions. Could it be that Lao Tzu wants Yan Nantian to trouble you?"

Bai smiled happily: "Let me ask you, if you didn't do anything wrong, why did you run away as soon as you saw us?" Xuanyuan Sanguang's expression changed, and he said, "This... this..." Bai Kaixin clapped his hands and laughed, "Say it! Why are you speechless? Isn't this a guilty conscience?" Xuanyuan Sanguang jumped up and shouted: "I didn't dig your ancestral grave, why did your son of a bitch bother me?" Bai Kaixin knew that his goal had been achieved, no matter how Xuanyuan Sanguang scolded him, he would not open his mouth.Li Dazui and Hahaer were all full of anger, and Du Sha was even more frosty, he said sharply: "Did you run away as soon as you saw them?"

Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "I, Ge Laozi, yes, I ran away." Xuanyuan Sanguang puffed up his chest and said loudly: "It's just because I have lost all your money." surprised. Hahaer rushed to ask: "Our money? What kind of money?" Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "You all know that I am a bad gambler, but I don't know that although I like to win money, I also like to lose money. As long as I have money to lose, it is more enjoyable than winning, especially losing to those little gamblers who have no money. , Seeing their happy appearance after winning money, the fun in it, I am afraid you fools will never imagine." He took a breath, and then said: "A few months ago, I replaced a friend I sent a piece of money back to Duan Hefei, a tycoon in the south of the Yangtze River. Although I offended Jiang Biehe and his son because of this, I fought against Duan Hefei for half a month and won hundreds of thousands of dollars. Send some out."

Li Dazui sneered and said, "Unexpectedly, you, a vicious gambler, are actually a grand thief who robs the rich and helps the poor." Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "But the more I want to lose, the money will be against me, and I can't lose it. One day I was drinking tea in a restaurant, and someone next to me was playing dice. I saw it, and it hit my heart , and started betting with those turtle sons." Li Dazui said: "You won again?" Xuanyuan Sanguang said with a smile: "Those bitch sons should be lucky. My gambling luck happened to be gone there. I couldn't catch up with someone else throwing a four, and I lost for several days and nights in a row."

Bai Kaixin suddenly interjected, "Good loss." Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "That teahouse is in an alley. After I lost for three days, all the old and young in that alley have won me a lot. There is only one bad old man. Although he comes to this teahouse every day to drink tea and watch it every day When Lao Tzu loses, he refuses to be tempted, refuses to come to the game to gamble." He smiled, and continued: "The more he refuses to gamble, the more I ask him to gamble. Others say that this old man not only does not gamble, but also does not smoke or drink. He is a standard wooden man. Everyone calls him Li. To be honest, he also said that as long as I can attract this Li Laoshi to gamble with me, they will kowtow to me every day." Du Jiaojiao glanced at Li Dazui, and said with a smile, "I didn't expect there to be such a kind person in the Li family. It's rare." Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "There is also a butcher widow in that alley. It is said that the county is about to set up a chastity memorial archway for her. Although she has set up a small stall at the entrance of the alley, no one has seen her coming and going for ten years. She laughed, and there is no one else in her family, only a dog, guarding the door for her." Li Dazui laughed loudly and said, "I didn't expect that someone in the Tu family would be willing to be a widow. It's rare, but it's a pity that she still has a dog... Haha, the biggest advantage of a dog is that it can't talk." Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "On the fourth day of gambling, I still have thirty thousand taels of silver left, so I piled all the silver in front of Li Laoshi, and I said that I only need to say one word to make that widow butcher laugh, and say one more." One word, she can tell her to slap me in the face, I asked Mr. Li if he believed it or not?" Hahaer couldn't help asking: "Does he believe it?" Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "Widow Tu never laughs, men and women can't kiss each other, widows can't slap a man, Li Laoshi naturally didn't believe it, so I made a bet with him, if I lose, I will give all the money left He, if I win, as long as he plays ten more dice with me. He looked at the silver in front of him for more than half an hour, and finally bet with me. I can't bear to ask for the money that came to me, because everyone believes that I have no chance of winning or losing in this bet, and I don't even have a half chance." Hahaer said: "But you won?" Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "Just to have another good bet with him, of course I must win." Hearing this, even Du Sha couldn't help but feel curious, and couldn't help asking: "How did you win?" Du Jiaojiao said: "Just one word can make the widow laugh, and another word can make her turn her face and hit someone... This really stumps me." Li Dazui and Bai Kaixin looked at each other, but couldn't think of what word Xuanyuan Sanguang said?How can there be such a big charm. Only Xuanyuan Sanguang said leisurely: "In the afternoon, the widow set up her pancake stall, and the dog stayed with her every step of the way, so naturally he followed her, so I walked over and respectfully greeted her. The dog kowtowed and called 'Daddy', the widow was startled, although she wanted to put on a straight face, she finally couldn't help laughing." Li Dazui and others also laughed when they heard this. Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "Other people saw that I only said one word and made the widow laugh. Although they admired it and it was funny, they still couldn't figure out how I could make her turn on me and hit me." Du Jiaojiao smiled and said, "To be honest, even I can't think of anything you can do." Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "I just knelt down in front of her again and called her 'Mom', she immediately blushed, even her neck became thicker, slapped me hard, turned around and left." He said Before they finished speaking, Li Dazui and the others bent over laughing. Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "So Li Laoshi had no choice but to play dice with me. Unexpectedly, my luck turned and I won ten games in a row. At the beginning, he gambled very little, but later, he also lost in a hurry, and even sent his family to the house. I took out my chamber pot and quilt to gamble with me. After ten rounds of betting, he had lost completely, so I asked him, since you don’t even have the money to gamble, why are you still betting? He stayed for a while, and suddenly Gritting his teeth, he took me to his house, his house has been evacuated, but there is still a small room with several big boxes piled up in it." Du Jiaojiao lost her voice: "Big box? What kind of big box?" Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "The big black box is covered with dust. Li honestly said that it was originally entrusted to him to take care of it. He has never touched it, but now, he doesn't care about it." He smiled and continued: "If a person loses in a hurry, even his wife and son will bet on the gambling table. Although Li Laoshi has been honest and reliable all his life, the old house burns faster." Du Jiaojiao said: "He... Did he lose all those boxes to you?" Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "That's right, but I didn't expect that those boxes were filled with gold and silver, let alone that those boxes belonged to you, if it wasn't for your marks in the boxes, I would never have thought that you would Hand over the box to an old man for safekeeping, haha, this method is really wonderful." He laughed and continued: "But I was like a big ingot falling from the sky, and millions of dollars fell out of nowhere, so I made a big bet. By this time, I have almost lost, and the rest have been given to others to make money." Dowry. Now I have nothing in my pocket again, and you want me to pay back the money, but I don't have a penny, but I have a life." Bai Kaixin, Haha'er, Du Sha, Li Dazui, and Tu Jiaojiao were all stunned when they heard this, their faces were ashen, as if they were mourning a concubine. Hahaer said: "It turns out...it turns out that Ouyang Ding and Ouyang Dang didn't hide the box in Guishan, but kept it with Li Laoshi. We were still fooled by him." Hahaer suddenly threw all the shovels and shovels on the ground, and laughed loudly: "Actually, we should be grateful to this gambler." Bai Kai said happily: "Thank him?" Haha'er said: "If he doesn't say it, we will still have to work hard here and dig caves. Now we can rest and rest instead." Du Sha said slowly: "Actually, what he said was not wrong. If it weren't for Xuanyuan Sanguang, we would never know where the box is. Instead, we should spend more time and worry more." Bai Kaixin yelled, and said: "So, aren't you going to ask him to pay?" Li Dazui smiled, and said: "He has already said that if he wants money or not, he will die..." Bai Kai said: "But his body is not bad, don't you want to taste it?" Li Dazui said with a smile: "If I eat this gambler into my stomach, it's fine. If he wants my intestines and stomach to bet, how can I bear it?" He stared at Xuanyuan Sanguang and said: "You lost all the silver, did you lose the box too?" Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "No." Li Dazui's eyes lit up, and he said happily, "Where is the box?" Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "I think those boxes are too heavy, I already threw them all into the Yangtze River." Li Dazui and Tu Jiaojiao faced each other, unable to speak anymore. Xuanyuan Sanguang spat heavily, and said: "Old man Ge, what your son of a bitch likes is eating human flesh, but human flesh cannot be bought with money. Why are you so sad when you lost a few taels of silver?" Li Dazui sighed, and said: "You don't understand this. The older a person is, the more greedy he is for money. Although I also know that things can't be eaten, worn, or brought into the coffin, but I just Like it more and more." Hahaer said: "That's right, I don't do anything every day, as long as I close the door and count the silver, I already feel very happy." Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "I think you sons of bitches are really about to enter the coffin. If a person doesn't like anything but money, he is already dead." He spat again, and continued, "But since you like money so much, why don't you steal it? You bastards stole the money anyway." Li Dazui said sternly: "You don't understand this again. A villain has to be a villain. If a villain with a status like us goes to kill people and steal goods again, it will make people laugh." Xuanyuan Sanguang was stunned for a while, then suddenly burst out laughing, and said: "Unexpectedly, you sons of bitches would not even dare to become robbers, what use are you for? I think you might as well soak yourself in urine and drown yourself." Du Jiaojiao said: "Fuck your mother, who dares to say that the 'Ten Wicked People' are useless?" Xuanyuan Sanguang sneered and said, "Twenty years ago, you might have been counted as the 'Top Ten Villains', but after hiding in that turtle hole for twenty years, you can only be counted as the 'Five Shrinking Turtles'." Du Jiaojiao said angrily: "What do you think you are? Even twenty years ago, you were not qualified to be called the 'Top Ten Villains'. Others just used you to make up the number." Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "Since we are not 'evil people', why don't we simply do something good?" Li Dazui: "What good thing?" Xuanyuan Sanguang pointed to Hua Wuque on the ground and Tie Xinlan in the cage and said, "Why don't we let these three poor bastards go, and let them be grateful for a lifetime." Li Dazui pondered and said: "Yes, we have been hated by others for a lifetime, and it is not bad to ask a few people to thank us occasionally." Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "Boss Du, what do you mean?" Du Sha said coldly: "Anyway, these three people are not far from death, so it's really boring for me to kill them." Bai Kaixin rolled his eyes, and suddenly said: "Since you want to be good people, why don't you just be good people and do it to the end?" Haha'er laughed loudly and said, "Haha, can you do anything good by harming others and benefiting yourself?" Bai Kai said: "I've done bad things all my life, now I want to taste what it's like to do good things, otherwise I won't be able to explain it to King Yan after I die." Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "What kind of tricks is your son playing?" Bai Kaixin carried Hua Wuque and Tie Xinlan on his back, and said with a smile: "You love me, I love you, these two people, I have loved you for many years, but there is a little fish in the middle, now that the little fish has her braids up, Why don't we simply marry these two people, haha, wouldn't it be the greatest good thing for all lovers in the world to get married?" Haha'er clapped his hands and smiled, "That's right, we've been idle for so many years, and now we can hold a wedding for them, and have a great time, and it's really fun." Li Dazui said with a smile: "I haven't had wedding wine for more than twenty years, this must be very interesting." But Du Jiaojiao pointed at Bai Kaixin and said with a smile: "I knew that this kid had no good intentions, and what he did was really harming others and benefiting himself." Bai Kaixin said: "Being a matchmaker for others is a very good thing. Even the King of Hades knows about it and wants to give me another Ji Yangshou. Why do you still say that this is not a good thing?" Du Jiaojiao smiled and said: "You know that these two people are very sad now, but you still want them to get married now. Isn't this more wicked than killing them?" Bai Kaixin blinked: "Even if they are very sad now, once they taste the indescribable feeling of getting married, I guarantee that they will never be sad again." Li Dazui said: "This dog really can't even spit out a single ivory." Du Jiaojiao smiled and said, "That's why a dog can't change eating shit, and a villain can never be a good person." Haha'er said: "I don't care what you say, anyway, these two people must get married. Haha, I also want to change them into red clothes with my own hands, and pour a glass of wine for them with my own hands." Li Dazui glanced at Mrs. Bai, and suddenly smiled again: "Anyway, there is a female worm here, let's find her a husband as well!" Haha'er looked at Mrs. Bai, then at Bai Kaixin, and said with a big laugh, "That's right, that's right, these two are a perfect match." Tu Jiaojiao chirped and said with a chuckle: "It seems that this sister-in-law is not bad luck, and she is really destined to be with the surname Bai. After marrying, she always has the surname Bai, and she doesn't even need to change her surname." Bai Kaixin yelled and said, "You...you..." He was talking, and he wanted to slip away. But Tu Jiaojiao and Li Dazui had already pinched him one by one. Du Jiaojiao smiled and said, "This is a great joy, why do you still want to slip?" Li Dazui said: "You can't even slip away." Xuanyuan Sanguang has not spoken since hearing "Little Yu'er has her braids up", and at this moment his eyes rolled, and he suddenly said: "I know there are two people who are going to get married, since it is a happy event, let's do it together Let’s save money and have fun.” Du Jiaojiao said: "Are you talking about the little girl from Murong's family and your black boy friend?" Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "Not bad." Li Dazui laughed loudly and said, "How could the Murong family hold a wedding with us? This gambler has gone crazy." Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "Why do we need to discuss with them, when the time comes, we will crowd into the wedding hall together, line up the three couples together, and have a wedding banquet with them, can they still turn against us in good times? " Haha'er clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "Good idea, good idea, haha, let's fight him like a bully." Li Dazui said: "I really hope that there will be a dish made of human flesh in their banquet. Then you will eat your delicacies from mountains and seas, and I will also eat human flesh. Then everyone will be happy." Bai Kaixin suddenly said coldly: "I just hope that Yan Nantian will also go to drink the wedding wine that day." Saying this sentence, everyone couldn't laugh anymore. Only Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "Yan Nantian will never drink wedding wine there." Bai Kaixin sneered and said, "How do you know? You are not the roundworm in his stomach." Xuanyuan Sanguang ignored him, and said: "Yan Nantian only wants to find Xiao Yu'er now, how can he have time to drink wedding wine?" Bai Kaixin said: "Don't forget, if you want to find someone, you will definitely go to a place with a lot of people. The place where the wedding banquet is held has the most people. If I were Yan Nantian, I would also go to join in the fun." Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "You son of a bitch, don't forget who is leading Yan Nantian now." Bai Kaixin was startled, and stopped talking. Tu Jiaojiao smiled and said: "Jiang Yulang is leading the way for Yan Nantian now. Not only will Jiang Yulang never bring Yan Nantian to Murong's house, nor will he bring Yan Nantian to a crowded place, he is afraid that others will expose him trick." Bai Kaixin said: "In this way, isn't it true that a place with more people is safer?" Xuanyuan Sanguang said: "The safest place is where the girls from the Murong family are." Du Jiaojiao smiled and said, "That's not bad at all. I didn't expect this gambler to become smart recently." Haha'er jumped up and said: "Since that's the case, what are we waiting for now, let's go! Haha, I am born to like to be lively, the more people the better."