Chapter 54 53. No matter how smart people are, they will fall into the ditch

I stayed at his house for a few days, walked up the mountain for a few laps, and didn't even see a rabbit. In the end, I was too lazy to go up the mountain and was too tired.Dezi saw that I was bored and wanted to go home, and he wanted to stay with me for a few more days. He was afraid that I would be lonely, so he drove me to the town to play.He has a lot of friends in the town, and when they heard that he brought friends to play, they all asked for a treat.The two of us left his house at 3 o'clock in the afternoon that day, and arrived in the town around 5 o'clock, and immediately there were people talking about eating.Tokuko hasn't been with his friends for a long time. At the wine table, everyone talked about what's going on with each other. He became the focus of attention, and everyone wanted to drink with him.Tokuko never refuses anyone who comes, but he knows in his heart that he has to go back at night, so he specifically asked everyone not to make me drink, and I will be his driver in a while.If so, I was also poured 5 bottles of beer, which made me dizzy.A group of people drank from 5 o'clock to 8 o'clock, and Tokuko's tongue was curled up. His friends didn't let him go, they took him to a karaoke room and started drinking again. The child drinks and lies down to be considered finished.

When we were leaving, everyone hurriedly carried Tokuko into the car, put him on the back seat, handed me his mobile phone, told me a few words, and went home.Fortunately, the road from that town to Dezi's house was not complicated, so I dragged a drunk and groped to drive back.I knew I was drinking, Dezi's car was high-end, with cruise control function, and there was no car on the road, so I set the speed to 75 and drove slowly, I was not in a hurry. Less than halfway through, Tokuko's phone rang. It was his wife who was worried about us and asked why we didn't go back at this hour.She knew that Tokuko would have to drink too much when he went to town, and she was afraid that he would have an accident while driving.I told her that Tokuko did drink too much, but I was the one driving, so she could rest assured.She asked me where I was going, but I couldn't tell where I was, so I could only describe the surrounding geographical conditions to her on the phone.I was talking to his daughter-in-law, and Tokuko called me from the back seat: "Hurry up, third child, stop the car, I have to pee, I can't hold it in anymore." As soon as I heard that, I immediately canceled the cruise and put the car on the road Bian paused, then went on to talk to his wife on the phone.

Dezi's daughter-in-law gave a few more instructions and hung up.I turned my head and saw that the back door was open and Tokuko got out of the car.I thought to myself: I got out of the car so fast, it really made the child anxious.I leaned over and closed the door.It's winter, and it's easy to accumulate some heat in the car, so don't let it dry out.I lit a cigarette and started to smoke, patiently waiting for Tokuko to release the water. But when I finished smoking all the cigarettes, Tokuko still didn't come back.I decided to wait a little longer, why don't you urge people who pee.But after waiting for a while, there was still no movement. I was a little impatient, so I honked the horn a few times, which meant to urge him to hurry up.But there was no response after the horn rang for a long time. I thought: It’s broken, did I fall asleep while peeing?I hurried out of the car.The moon was very bright that night, I looked behind the car, but there was no one lying on the ground?I went to look behind the car again, I was afraid he couldn't see clearly, the emergency lights were on, and there was no one on the ground.Where did he go?

After a closer look, I realized that I had parked too close to the roadside. There was a big ditch on the side of the road, about 3 meters deep. There should be a corn field under the ditch, which had been harvested early and was bare.I usually drive in the city and often park on the side of the road. I have long practiced the level of parking by the curb.As a result, I slipped and parked on the rural road unconsciously, never expecting that there would be a ditch on the side of the road.Dezi didn't get out of the car quickly just now, but stepped out of the car and fell into the ditch.

I hurriedly called Dezi to the bottom of the ditch, and there was a weak response from below.I hurried to the ditch to look for Tokuko.Tokuko lay there, muttering, "Help—help—" which scared me a lot.I said to myself, don't break the person, and help him up quickly.I walked a few steps with Tokuko, and it didn't look like it was broken, so I was relieved. Dezi was drunk, but he was not completely confused. Knowing that I came down to look for him, he muttered, "Old man, help me, you fell to my death, fell to my death, fell to my death..." I Quickly checked Dezi's body and found that he had no injuries: This kid is really resistant to falling!

But it was difficult for me to climb up from the 3-meter ditch. It was troublesome for me to go up by myself, and I had to help a drunk to go up.Looking around, there was no smooth road to walk on, so I had to grit my teeth and help him up together.After tossing and tossing for more than two hours, I finally helped Tokuko to the side of the car, and I was so tired that I almost fell apart.During this process, although Tokuko didn't fully wake up, she probably knew what happened and kept scolding me.I didn't understand a word of the scolding.I said to him: "If you scold me again, I will leave you here." This sentence was very useful, and he immediately fell silent.I pull, drag, pull, push as I please.After pulling Dezi up, he was lying on the side of the road, and I was so tired that I lay there gasping for breath.It took a while to recover, stuffed Tokuko into the car, and prepared to continue on the road.But the unlucky Tokuko yelled again: "I want to pee." I had no choice but to help him out again, and helped him stand by the roadside, waiting for him to pee.But he muttered that I looked at him, but he couldn't urinate.I asked him to pee on the car by himself, but he didn't pee again, and he was clamoring to go home.

When I tossed him home, it was 3 o'clock in the middle of the night, and I was exhausted.After settling him down I fell asleep.The next day, Tokuko came to me to settle accounts at dawn. He said that his trousers were torn, and that he bought them for 800 yuan; his jacket was also hung out by a tree branch, and that he bought it for 3,000 yuan. Yes, it's still out of print, and he's so distressed.I was spoiled by his ramblings.According to common sense, it is generally not easy for a drunk person to remember what happened when he was drunk, but he did. Later, as soon as he bullied me, as long as I talked about his falling into the ditch, he would stop immediately.Sometimes, I saw that he was going to bully me, so I said, "I went to drink with Tokuko that day..." He immediately took my hand and said, "Yes, I went to drink with my third son, and the wine was called What we drank was really enjoyable." He kept hinting at me, telling me to stop talking, and he would do whatever I ordered him to do immediately.This has become my panacea for him, otherwise I will always be bullied by him when I am with him.Dezi said that I am a farmer who turns over and is more ruthless than a landlord. This landlord deserves it. I feel comfortable!