Chapter 53 52. Tokuko Killing a Pig

Before talking about this former official, let's talk about the embarrassment of Tokuko.Dezi's mouth is so powerful that it often hurts me so much that I can't say a word, so every time I have dinner with friends, I have to tell everyone about his two embarrassing things. Until now, I still feel happy when I think about them. After getting acquainted with Tokuko, he tried his best to persuade me to go to his house to play.He said that he had contracted a large mountain, and he had everything he wanted on the mountain.I figured it would be fun to go hunting or something.Since the beginning of spring that year, I have been planning to go, but it was delayed until winter because of rush.Tokuko said it was fun to go there in winter, where he could ski and eat pig vegetables.And the people there are all cats and dogs when winter comes, and there are a lot of gamblers.When he said that, I lost my mind.That time he came to the city where I lived to find me, and after a flick, I bought a train ticket and followed him to his house to play.

We both got on the train at 6:00 in the morning, and Tokuko slept as soon as he got on the train, and slept until he got off the train.This journey bores me so much!I thought to myself, if I am alone, how can I go to bed early in the morning?I had to watch the scenery outside the window along the way to pass the time.When Dezi got off the train, he said that he had to dump the big passengers, and got on the thief boat, so he had to walk all the way.It is only when you get on the bus that you know what overload is. After all this tossing, the car is full of people, the children are crying for their wives, and there are big and small bags. It is absolutely impossible to sleep.Seeing Dezi's smirk, I got angry and asked him, "You should have said it earlier, I'll sleep on the train anyway."

Dezi was still not happy, and said to me: "I said you can listen? What I said, Dezi, is fart to your third child. When did you listen to my advice?" I couldn't answer a word.This road was stop-and-go, bumpy for more than 5 hours, I almost fell apart from the bumps, Dezi said: "It's here." I lifted my spirits, got out of the car and we came to a bustling town.Hey, Dezi's hometown is really not bad!I looked into the distance to see which mountains were taller, and studied which mountains were contracted by Tokuko.Dezi saw that I had stretched my waist and relaxed my muscles and bones, and asked me: "How is it, third child, are you tired?" The tone of his speech was contemptuous of my physique and could not help tossing.

How could I make him look down on me, and said bravely: "Where is this, Xiao Lai is a piece of cake!" Dezi stretched out his thumb to me and said: "The third child is the third child, with a strong physique. Let's go Come with me." At this time, it was getting dark, and I followed Dezi's buttocks to a hotel, thinking to myself: Didn't you say to take me to your house to play?Why did you take me to live in a hotel?But I am embarrassed to ask. Dezi didn't go to the front desk to register, but took me out of the back door of the hotel and walked into a large courtyard with me.He rummaged through his handbag as he walked, as if he was looking for something, maybe he was staying in a hotel.Tokuko took out the car keys from his handbag, pointed to a high-end car in the distance and said, "Sir, this is my car."

It turned out he was here to show off his car.I was a little angry and said, "I know you have a car, so you don't have to show me your broken car on purpose?" Dezi said, "What are you talking about, third child? Am I a show-off? We have to drive. Go home. I stored the car here, and it hasn’t arrived home yet.” He threw the car’s molybdenum key to me and said, “Come and drive it to see how my car works.” After finishing speaking, I didn’t wait for me. Talking, took out the rag from the car, and wiped all the glass and rearview mirror. I was so angry in my heart, I said: "Dezi, you told me to drive, I don't know the way." Dezi smiled and said, "I know, I will tell you how to get there, and you will arrive in a while, farther away Said." As he spoke, he sat in the co-pilot's seat.I said, "Why don't you drive yourself if it's so far away?"

Dezi smirked and said, "Didn't your third son claim to be one with a car? Don't worry if you drive, I don't have good hands." This dead Dezi actually used me to brag about my driving skills.He said so, I had no choice but to get in the car. While the car was warming up, I asked Tokuko, "Didn't you catch me as a driver?" Tokuko immediately lit a cigarette for me, with a smirk on his face, and said, "Your third son took me to work as a driver?" Who do you want to be? I asked you just now, and you said it’s a piece of cake. I was crushed in the car just now, so please forgive my brother.” I have nothing to say, can you forgive me?I admit it, who told me to meet such a buddy.I was thinking in my heart, I will go racing in a while, do you feel distressed?

Following Dezi's guidance, I drove east and west, left the town, and ran onto a road.Dezi said: "Third brother, you can drive along this road." I was completely speechless, so I just kept my head and kept asking him how far it was, but he always said, "Hurry up, hurry up." After driving more than 200 kilometers, it still hasn't arrived.I really want to go racing, there are always ox carts and horse-drawn carts along the way, and the car can't run.In the end, I didn't bother to talk to him and concentrated on driving, and the old man closed his eyes and regained his composure.Seeing his enjoyment, my teeth itch involuntarily, wishing I could kick him out of the car.

After driving for a while, Tokuko instructed me to get off the highway, turn around along a country road and drive into a compound.finally arrived at home. Dezi's family has his wife, his parents, and two hired to see the mountains, let's call them long-term workers.The two long-term workers dragged their families and lived with Dezi's family.A group of people are waiting for the two of us, and the meals have already been cleaned up and ready to serve at any time.Dezi introduced me to his family and let me go to the kang.The pit was so hot that I couldn't even sit down, so I had to find a small bench and sit on it, put a book under my feet, and started eating, making noise until midnight.Going to bed at night is called torture. I was sweating from the heat, but my face was cold.That's it, it's settled.Forgot to mention, Tokuko's little daughter-in-law is so beautiful, but why did she marry such a bird?

Because it was winter, there was a habit of killing pigs in the countryside. Tokuko said that he would kill the pigs only after I came, expressing his welcome to my arrival.The next day, the big guys started to kill pigs.A pig is not a pig in the gambling game, it is a meat pig.Since early in the morning, Tokuko has been busy.Sharpen the knife, prepare a pot (for pig blood), boil water (prepare to shed pig hair).I didn't think I could help, so I went to see the big fat pig in the pigsty, weighing at least 200 catties.I didn't feed it the day before, and it was humming and eating. When everything was ready, two long-term laborers went into the pigsty to tie up the pigs and dragged them into the yard.A simple table was built with bricks in the yard, and a door panel was placed on it, where the pig was to be slaughtered.Due to lack of manpower, I also joined the battle.I helped to hold one of the pig's hind legs, and Tokuko's father was in charge of the other hind leg.The two long-term workers are responsible for the front legs.Tokuko was in charge of pressing the pig's head and cutting the knife, and Tokuko's wife was responsible for receiving the blood with a basin in which some chopped green onions were sprinkled.

After the division of labor is completed, everyone takes their places and presses the pig on the table.The pig refused to give in and struggled desperately, unable to support the five of us.Dezi yelled and asked his wife to hand him the knife.He pressed the pig's head with his knees, grabbed the pig's ears with one hand, and patted the pig's throat with the other, probably looking for the place where the knife was cut. After Dezi's daughter-in-law handed the knife to Tokuko, Tokuko patted the pig's throat several times, but still couldn't find the blood vessel, so he put the knife in his mouth and cursed at the pig vaguely.Because the pig kept struggling and moving around, he couldn't find where to put the knife.It was said that his father should be the one who did the knife, but De Zi didn't grab the job.Dezi's father was still persuading: "Xiao De, can you replace me?" Dezi rolled his father's eyes, took the knife from his mouth and said, "Who says I can't? Daughter-in-law, you Are you ready?" His wife was next to him, and when he asked, she immediately put the basin under the pig's neck.Tokuko is about to go under the knife.

Tokuko touched and touched with his hands, as if he found the main artery of the pig, and stabbed it down.The pig screamed "Aww", struggling desperately, kicking its hooves violently, and the few of us tried our best to hold the pig so that it would not move.However, Tokuko didn't see blood gushing wildly when he cut the knife. The blood did bleed a little, which was similar to a nosebleed.A long-term worker in front said: "Brother Dezi, you stabbed in the wrong place, right?" Tokuko nodded, pulled out the knife, and stabbed it hard again, but the knife still missed the blood vessel.Dezi became anxious, pulled out the knife, and stabbed it a little bit away from this position.After three stabs, there was still no scene of blood rushing.Dezi's daughter-in-law was a little impatient holding the basin, and said to Dezi: "Are you going to kill me or not? I tell you not to be brave." After tossing for almost 5 minutes, the pig hurts and struggled even harder. We were tired from holding the pig's legs. At first, we still had a little strength, but then the pig struggled more and more violently, and almost couldn't hold it anymore.Tokuko was a little annoyed, so he stabbed at a different angle. His father was anxious and yelled at Tokuko, "Poke along, poke along." Later, when we were eating, I dared to say that Tokuko couldn't kill pigs. After killing a pig, after stabbing it down, the knife must be drawn along the throat of the pig to the heart, all in one go.But Dezi cut the knife straight, piercing a hole, how could he bleed? Hearing his father's yell, Dezi knew that the previous cuts were wrong, so he adjusted the position of the knife and stabbed down along the heart.The knife was right, and as the Dezi knife was stirred back and forth, pig blood flowed out.Dezi's daughter-in-law hurriedly received the pig's blood. The pig was struggling to die, Dezi pulled out the knife, and the pig's blood stopped immediately. Dezi saw that he was in a hurry, and followed the position just now with another knife, and the knife went in and twisted the pig. I was exhausted and exhausted at the time, and I gritted my teeth and persisted.When Tokuko cut the knife for the last time, the pig became incontinent, splashing pig manure.As for me, I was facing the pig's buttocks, subconsciously avoiding the splashing pig manure, and my hands were a little loose.The pig suddenly kicked its hind hoof desperately, and I let go immediately. The pig's hoof was so strong that I sat down on the ground. Dezi's father saw that I let go, and hurriedly freed a hand to press the pig's hoof that I let go. The pig waved its hind hoof wildly, and he couldn't catch it.It was very difficult to hold one hoof with two hands, and it was even more difficult to hold it with one hand, and the other hind hoof also broke free.The pig's hind hoofs were unrestrained, and its strength immediately increased.The two long-term workers on the front legs saw that their back legs were loose, and they wanted to break up and come to help, but at this time they couldn't hold it anymore, and the pig crawled up.This process took less than two seconds, and neither Tokuko nor his wife could react.Seeing that he couldn't hold it anymore, Dezi immediately let go of the knife and grabbed the pig's ears with both hands, trying to hold the pig down with his own strength. Four people couldn't hold it down, so how could he hold it down alone?The pig got up and stepped on the basin where Dezi's daughter-in-law was receiving the pig's blood with its front hooves, and overturned the basin directly. The pig's blood spilled all over the floor, and Dezi's wife sat down on the ground. The pig got up and ran. Tokuko grabbed the pig's ear but didn't let go. He pulled the pig's ear backwards hard.The pig was pulled by him to change direction, turned around and rushed directly to Dezi, who was kicked to the ground by the pig and lay there on his back, covered in pig blood. The pig screamed "Aww", with a knife on its stomach, and ran all over the yard, and I sat on the ground and laughed.Unconvinced, Dezi got up and chased the pig. When he caught up, he didn't know where to start, so he ran parallel to the pig, gesticulating on the pig's back, and couldn't find a place to grab it.I wanted to catch the pig's ears, but the pig knew how to hide from Tokuko, and when he saw Tokuko coming, he ran in another direction.Tokuko had no choice but to give up grabbing the pig's ears, and instead scratched at the pig's body. He might have wanted to catch the pig's hair, but the pig's hair was too sparse. He scratched for a long time, but couldn't catch anything. The yard gate of Dezi's house was closed, and the pigs couldn't get out.It's just that the yard is very large, about 300 square meters, and the pigs run around the yard, and Dezi runs beside it. Dezi's daughter-in-law sat on the ground laughing almost to death, and I exaggerated even more, almost unable to get up.Dezi's mother is still calling Dezi: "Little De, don't chase after me." , but was led by the pig to run all over the yard. After running for half a circle, he couldn't hold back, so he reluctantly let go.At this time, everyone in the yard was overwhelmed with joy, and Tokuko was the only one standing there blankly, his eyes following the movement of the pig all over the yard, and he seemed to have not figured out how the pig escaped.Seeing that he couldn't catch it anymore, Dezi gave up chasing, stood there and said fiercely to the pig: "Damn, I told you to run, the faster you run, the faster you die." His face was sweating from chasing the pig , he subconsciously wiped it with his hand, and in the end all the pig blood on his hand was wiped on his face, a big face in a Beijing opera.We laughed even harder. Dezi saw that we were all sitting on the ground laughing at him, and said bitterly: "You know how to laugh? Why don't you come to help? Didn't you see the pig run away?" I wanted to help, but I didn't have the strength to Help, I'm already limp from laughing. Dezi saw that we didn't help him, but the pig seemed to want to anger him on purpose, and ran very happily, so angry that he was looking for stones everywhere.He saw a small stone at his feet, leaned over to pick it up, but felt that it was too small to hit the pig, so he threw the stone hard on the ground.After running for a few steps, he grabbed the big rock on the ground, calculated the direction the pig was running, screamed "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", made a shot put action, and wanted to hit the pig with the rock.But because the stone was too heavy, he couldn't throw it up.What's more, he was so far away from the pig that he couldn't hit the pig at all.He watched helplessly as the pigs ran all over the yard.Seeing him like this made my face cramp from laughing.Seeing that no one of us was going to help him, he was still laughing at him. He became even more angry, and shouted: "Who dares to eat a bite of pork tonight, I knocked his teeth out." Listening to this, we There was another burst of wild laughter, no one cared about talking to him, and he was too happy to speak. In the end, the pig ran a few laps before arching into the haystack. The blood dried up and remained motionless. We hurriedly carried the pig back, but found that the knife on the pig was missing. When the pig ran away, it ran away. up.We searched in the yard for a long time before we found it. After finding the knife, Tokuko pointed at the pig and said fiercely, "Xiang, can't you run? You run?" He was still angry and went up and kicked the pig. kick.The pig died a long time ago, and couldn't hear Tokuko's resentment, and couldn't respond to kicking it.Dezi's daughter-in-law insulted him and said, "It's already dead, what are you talking about? Why couldn't you be so capable when it was alive?" Dezi looked at his daughter-in-law dissatisfied, and didn't dare to answer. When eating pork in the evening, Tokuko was still aggrieved and said, "The blood sausage is the best, but it's a pity that it's gone. Your third child has no good food. There is also stewed pig's blood with sauerkraut, which is delicious, but it's a pity that it has been ruined." "I said: "It's okay, it's my fault, so I should be punished for not being able to eat." At this moment, Tokuko finally realized that it was I who let go first, and said, "Third son, next time I kill a pig, I won't take you to play. Go to whoever you like, and you can't even hold a pig leg, what do you say?" What else can you do?" His father didn't want to listen, and said to Dezi: "Next time? You should pull it down as soon as possible. There is no pig in this world that you can kill." As a result, everyone laughed again. In the future, when I have nothing to do, I will joke around, and when I am making fun of Dezi, I will imitate his mother's tone and tone: "Xiao De, stop chasing me." Friends around me will ask me: "What Xiaode, stop chasing me?" Tokuko straightened his face and said to me: "Old man, if you say good things three times, cats and dogs don't bother to listen, don't you know? You can really annoy a fly to death." Every time I see his serious expression, I can Laugh for a long time.