Chapter 11 Chapter 11 Evasion of Hunting

Lu Xiaofeng also had something on his mind. What he was thinking about was not Gong Jiu's sword either, he never cared much about matters of life and death. He would have been damned many times already. Sharman asked suddenly: "What are you thinking?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "I'm thinking about you." Shaman said: "Miss me?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "I wonder if you are jealous?" Sharman bit his lip and said, "Why should I be jealous?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Because you have reasons to be jealous." Shaman said: "Because you really had a good time with her?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "I have had a good time with many girls, she is just one of them, you..." He stopped deliberately, and Sharman immediately took over for him: "I'm just one of them." Although Lu Xiaofeng didn't admit it outright, he didn't even have the slightest intention of denying it. Shaman looked at him, stared at him for a long time, and said, "Why didn't you ask me if I really slept with Gong Jiu?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "I don't need to ask." Shaman said: "Because you don't care at all." Not only did Lu Xiaofeng not deny it, but he even nodded.

Shaman stared at him for a long time, then sighed softly, and said, "If you think I still don't understand what you mean, then you are wrong." Lu Xiaofeng said: "What do I mean?" Sharman said: "You want to drive me away on purpose." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Oh?" Shaman said: "Do you think that as long as I leave you, I can live to be one hundred and eighty years old?" This time Lu Xiaofeng neither admitted nor denied it. Shaman said: "It's a pity you forgot one thing." He didn't ask, she had already continued: "Even if a woman can really live to be a hundred and eighty years old, it doesn't mean much to live."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "That's at least more interesting than living another eighteen hours." Sharman said: "This is your idea." Lu Xiaofeng said: "What do you think?" Shaman said: "As long as I can be with you, even if I can only live for another hour, I am satisfied!" Lu Xiaofeng jumped up suddenly, grabbed her hand, and said, "Let's go." Behind the flat beach, there are tall and rugged rocks, deep and dense jungle. In such a place, even a rabbit can easily evade a fox. Lu Xiaofeng is not a rabbit. He not only has the spirit and speed of a rabbit, but also the cunning of a fox and the loyalty of a dog.

He is a hunter himself, and he knows far more than anyone else the skills of surviving in the jungle and swamp.With just a twig, he can create a murder trap in a split second. In this kind of place, it shouldn't be difficult for him to evade someone's pursuit. "But that man is not a man." Of course Shaman was talking about Gong Jiu: "He is a poisonous snake, a fox, and a devil." Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "What is he?" Shaman said: "Some people say it was made with nine kinds of things." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Which nine kinds?"

Shaman said: "The sap of a poisonous snake, the heart of a fox, the ice and snow in the North Sea, the rocks on the Tianshan Mountains, the bravery of a lion, the ferocity of a wolf, the patience of a camel, the wisdom of a human, plus a scorpion from the eighteenth hell. ghost." Although Lu Xiaofeng was smiling, everyone could tell that he was not smiling happily. Shaman said: "There are indeed many hidden places to hide on this island." Lu Xiaofeng said: "How much do you know?" Shaman said: "Although I don't know more than five thousand, it's not too small."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "How much does he know?" Shaman said: "He knows every place." ——What I know, he knows everything, what I don't know, he also knows. Shaman said: "So no matter where we hide, he can definitely find us." Lu Xiaofeng was silent, then suddenly smiled again. Sharman is not surprised, she knows that there is a kind of person in the world who can laugh at any time. She likes this kind of person, but Lu Xiaofeng laughed so happily that she still couldn't help asking: "What are you laughing at?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "I remembered an interesting thing."

Sharman said: "What else can make you feel very interesting now?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "We can hide in a very interesting place." Sharman said: "No matter how interesting the place is, as long as he can find it, it will become boring." Lu Xiaofeng said: "I guarantee that he will not find that place." Shaman asked, "Where?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Inside the egg shell." Sharman was a little angry. At this time, he really shouldn't make such a joke. Lu Xiaofeng was not only smiling, his eyes were also shining. Shaman couldn't help but said: "Only eggs hide in eggshells, only bastards like you."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "You still forgot one thing." Sharman said: "Oh?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Only eggs have eggshells." Sharman doesn't understand. Lu Xiaofeng said: "Do you know who the biggest bastard here is?" Shaman said, "Not you?" Lu Xiaofeng shook his head, and said: "I'm not as good as him, at most I'm only made of six or seven kinds of things." Shaman said: "You mean Gong Jiu?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "The answer is correct." He added: "Just because he's the biggest bastard, whoever can hide in will be safe."

Sharman's eyes also glowed.Now she finally understood what Lu Xiaofeng meant—— Since Gong Jiu is going out to hunt them down, there must be no one in his house. If they could hide in Gong Jiu's room, it would indeed be a very safe place.Because no one would have thought that they would hide there, even Gong Jiu himself. The place no one can think of is of course the safest place. Sharman said: "Now we only have one question left, how can we hide in?" Of course Lu Xiaofeng also knew that this was a big problem, but he believed that they must have a solution. In his eyes, nothing in this world is absolutely impossible.

Shaman said: "Have you already solved this problem?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Of course you know where the eggshell is?" Sharman said: "Yes." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Then this problem has been solved." Sharman said: "Do you think we can walk in without anyone seeing?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "We don't have to walk in ostentatiously, we don't even have to take a single step." Shaman said: "You don't even have to take a step? Could it be that you turned into a fly and flew in?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "I won't change either, no matter how much I change, I won't turn into a fly." He smiled again, and said, "The flies are too tired, I'm going to hide in comfortably." Sharman opened his eyes wide and looked at him, as if he was a child listening to a fairy tale. Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "I know you won't believe it in your heart, but I promise you don't have to worry about this issue at all." Sharman said: "Is there anything else you really need to worry about?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Only one." Sharman said: "What do you say?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "I only have a way to hide in, but I can't get out." Shaman said: "So even if we can hide for eighteen hours, he will still find us." Lu Xiaofeng said: "At that time, if he wants to kill us, we..." Sharman interrupted him and said, "You don't have to worry about that." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Why?" Shaman said: "Because after eighteen hours, he is no longer here." Lu Xiaofeng said: "He still wants to go?" Shaman said: "We must go." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Why?" Shaman said: "Because there is still something outside that must wait for him to do." Lu Xiaofeng murmured: "Aside from killing people, what else must he do?" Sharman said: "No more." Lu Xiaofeng said: "This time, who is he going to kill?" Shaman said: "It is worth his shot to kill, of course it is a very remarkable person." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Who is it?" Shaman said: "I don't know." Maybe she really didn't know, maybe she knew but didn't want to say it.No matter what, Lu Xiaofeng didn't ask any more questions. He didn't want any woman to betray her former man for him. Sharman looked at him and said, "What are you going to become now?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "What do you think?" Shaman said: "In my opinion, only the dead can comfortably hide in Gongjiu's room." Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "You forgot one more thing." Sharman said: "Oh?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "There are many dead things, not necessarily only human beings." What is lifeless is dead. Trees have life, but when they are cut down, sawn into chips, and made into boxes, they die.So the box is dead. On the mysterious and winding mountain road, ten living people walked over carrying five large boxes. The boxes were obviously heavy, and everyone was struggling. Especially for the last box, the two big men carrying the box were sweating profusely, and they were already a long way behind. Fortunately, they were almost at the exit of the valley, and at this moment, they saw Shaman. Like a gust of wind, she suddenly appeared, blocking their way, and said, "You all recognize me?" Of course they do.Those who have entered the valley, no matter who they are, have secretly glanced at her—at most, they dared to sneak a glance at her. Because everyone knows that if Master Jiu finds out that someone is peeping at her, Master Jiu will be angry. No one dared to make Master Ninth angry. Both big men lowered their heads: "What's Miss Man's order?" Shaman said: "I don't have it, Master Ninth does." Both big men are listening.No one dared not to listen to Master Ninth's orders. Shaman said: "He specifically asked me to come and tell you to take this box to his bedroom." Although the order they heard before was not like this, no one doubted it, let alone dared to resist. Everyone knows that what Miss Man said is no different from what Master Ninth himself said! Shaman said: "Master Ninth likes to be clean, so now you'd better find a place to wash your hands and feet first." There happened to be a stream nearby, so they rushed there as quickly as possible, and came back as quickly as possible, but the box was still on the way, but Miss Man was no longer there. Although her person is no longer there, what she said is still valid. It was dark and quiet inside the box, which had been gently laid down. The outside is full of life-and-death crises, two people hugging tightly in the box, what kind of feeling is that? Few people in the world can experience this taste, but Lu Xiaofeng can, and so can Shaman. Because now they are hugging tightly in the box, breathing each other's breath. When they were able to speak, Sharman couldn't help but ask, "How did you know he'd have boxes coming?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "I see that he is a very particular person, and he likes to impress people's hearts with gifts. His person has not arrived yet, but the box has already been sent back, let alone his person has already returned?" Shaman said: "His people came back yesterday, how do you know that his box won't arrive until today?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Following him on the sea for so many days, everyone must have been suffocated to death. After finally waiting for the boat to land, even if you can't find a woman, you must drink to your heart's content. If you are drunk, you must drink to your heart's content in the morning. Can't get up." Shaman said: "So you are sure that the box will not be sent ashore until this time?" Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "Of course I'm just trying my luck." Sharman said: "You are lucky, maybe it's just because you can usually calculate very accurately." People who judge correctly usually have good luck.Because only those who judge correctly can seize the opportunity. Chance is luck. Shaman's voice was softer, and said: "You are sure that the person who carries the box will not know about me and will obey my orders?" Of course Lu Xiaofeng was right, if Gong Jiu didn't say this kind of thing, who would dare to say it? If a proud and conceited man is betrayed by the woman he loves, he will never speak out. He would rather let others think that he abandoned that woman than that he had betrayed his heart. He would even rather die than let others know his pain and humiliation. Lu Xiaofeng understands this feeling, because he is also this kind of person. Shaman said: "But how do you know that the box can be delivered here safely, and no one even asked along the way?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Because I can see that people here don't like to meddle in their own business, especially this kind of trivial matter." Shaman sighed, and said: "You see well, people here, no matter what they do, there will be a price." No one asked when the box was delivered, and certainly no one will ask afterward. Since Gong Jiu is chasing him, of course he will not come back now. The box had been opened a crack, but they were still hugging tightly in the box. They are in no rush to get out. "After I die, if Lord Yan asks me, what will I do in my next life?" "You must want to be a chick." "bingo." This box is really like an egg shell, and the egg shell is really safe, warm and sweet. "I believe that when the chicks are in the egg shell, they will not be eager to get out." "why?" "Because they must know that after going out, they will become big chickens." "Big chicken often turns into crispy chicken, braised chicken and chicken consomme very quickly." "I heard that only hens can make soup." "You want to stew me?" "I can't bear it, but you are so fragrant, even more fragrant than crispy chicken." "You want to eat me?" "I want to die." It was dark.Finally, two chicks emerged from the eggshell. One male and one female. Of course, the place where Master Ninth lived would never look like an egg shell. Gorgeous living room, elegant utensils.The setting sun is shining on the white window paper. "Will someone break in when he's not around?" "Never will." Over the years, no one has ever dared to break into the house of Young Master Gong Jiu, not even his father. He has always been a withdrawn and conceited person, so he likes to look in the mirror best. "why?" "Because the only person he really likes is himself." Sure enough, there was a large mirror in the room, apparently polished by a famous craftsman out of the best bronze. "He made it himself, and he thinks it is undoubtedly the best mirror in the world." A sword hangs next to the mirror, the blade is long and narrow, and its shape is quaint. "This is his sword." When he was going to kill, he left the sword in the house. He no longer needs to kill with a sword. Lu Xiaofeng gently stroked the sword with his fingertips, and slowly said: "I know there is another person whose swordsmanship has also been practiced to the state of 'no sword'." Shaman asked, "Ximen Chuuxue?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "You also know him?" Shaman said lightly: "I only know the realm of 'no sword', not the peak of swordsmanship." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Oh?" Shaman said: "Since what you practice is sword, why should you be obsessed with the word 'no sword'?" Before Lu Xiaofeng could speak, he suddenly heard someone under the bed applauding. The applause was very light, but it was more surprising than the thunder. Lu Xiaofeng suddenly turned around, and saw a bald head sticking out from under the bed. "Honest monk!" Just as Lu Xiaofeng yelled out, the sword light flashed, and a naked long sword was already on the honest monk's neck. What a fast sword! The sword hanging beside the bronze mirror was out of its sheath, and in Shaman's hand, she struck so fast that even Lu Xiaofeng was startled. The honest monk was of course more frightened than him, his face turned pale with fright, he forced a smile and said: "Actually, the girl doesn't need to do anything, the monk also knows that the girl is the first female swordsman in the world." Shaman said coldly: "You know?" The honest monk said: "Although the monk has never eaten pork, at least he has seen pigs walking. Hearing what the girl said just now, I have already admired him so much." Lu Xiaofeng smiled: "It turns out that honest monks can also flatter." The honest monk said: "The monk is definitely not flattering, the monk has always told the truth." Shaman didn't smile, and said with a straight face: "It's a pity that the girl never likes to listen to the truth." The honest monk asked, "What do girls like to hear?" Shaman said: "Girls like to hear people flatter." The honest monk blinked his eyes and said: "Although the monk can't flatter, he can do a lot of other things." Shaman said: "What do you know?" The honest monk said: "It is a monk's specialty to be a matchmaker and testify for others." Shaman said: "Who are you planning to marry? Who will testify for you?" The honest monk said: "For two chicks, one male and one female." Sharman laughed too. Just when she started laughing, the honest monk slipped out from under her sword like a fish, and immediately hid behind Lu Xiaofeng, saying: "If you little rooster refuses to marry a little hen, monk the first time!" One does not agree." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Who says I won't?" The honest monk said: "Are you really willing?" Lu Xiaofeng ignored him, just looked at Shaman quietly. With a sound of "ding", the sword in Sharman's hand fell, and the two of them suddenly became one. The honest monk looked at them with an expression on his face that looked like he was about to cry, and muttered in his mouth: "Why don't the monk be a little cock? Why should the monk be a monk!" There was no wine in the house, not even a drop. The honest monk sighed: "If there is no wine in a man's house, is this man still a man?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Anyone who doesn't drink is not a man?" The honest monk said: "Even if he doesn't drink it himself, he should prepare some for others to drink." Shaman said: "The monk also wants to drink?" The honest monk said: "I just want to drink one kind of wine." Shaman asked, "What kind?" The honest monk said: "Drink your wedding wine." Shaman smiled sweetly, and Lu Xiaofeng also smiled. They suddenly realized that this monk was really cute and honest. The honest monk said: "In fact, it's the same without wine. If the monk swallows his own saliva, it can be regarded as drinking your wedding wine." He really swallowed his saliva: "Now that the monk has drunk your wedding wine, you don't even want to be husband and wife." Shaman raised his face, looked at Lu Xiaofeng, and said, "Can you tell me?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "No." The two immediately became one again. The expression on the honest monk's face seemed to be about to cry again, and said: "You guys are like this, do you have to force the monk to return to vulgarity?" It was dark. There was a lamp in the house, but it was not lit and could not be lit. Lu Xiaofeng didn't care. Sharman didn't care. ——If there is true love, it doesn’t matter if there are no stars and no moon, so why not have no lights and no fire? The honest monk certainly doesn't care. He happened to be out of sight. It was really dark in the room and I couldn't see anything. The honest monk asked, "What are you doing?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "I didn't do anything." The honest monk asked, "Are your mouths free?" Sharman hurriedly said: "Yes." The honest monk said: "Since you are free, can you chat and talk with the monk?" Sharman said: "Yes." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Why did the monk hide under the bed?" The honest monk said: "Because the owner of this place doesn't like to drink, but he likes to be jealous." Lu Xiaofeng said: "The monk is not stupid." Shaman said: "The monk is extremely clever." The honest monk said: "Chicken is not very smart." Lu Xiaofeng said: "What's not clever?" The honest monk said: "The little chickens could have asked those two idiots to send this box back to that boat. Then, within three to five days, both little chickens could go home."