Chapter 10 The tenth known checkmate

Xiaoyu smiled, as if he had forgotten his terrifying hands. But Lu Xiaofeng let her go, deliberately put on a straight face, and said: "As expected, you won't lie, I don't like you." Xiaoyu looked at him, rolled her eyes, and suddenly said: "Do you think I'm really afraid that you like me?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Aren't you afraid?" Xiaoyu shook her head, and said leisurely: "I tell you these things only because I can't tell lies." Lu Xiaofeng laughed out loud. The sun had just risen at this time, shining on her apple-like face and her well-developed chest.

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "No matter why you told the truth, now you can get dressed." Xiaoyu blinked, and said: "You have seen me anyway, why do you still have to put on clothes?" She untied the blue scarf on her head, let her long black and soft hair hang down, turned to face the sun, and said, "I've never been exposed to the sun here before, I really want to take off all my clothes and expose myself to the sun." The sun is shining brightly and the sea is blue. It is indeed a very pleasant thing to be able to bask in the sun naked. But Lu Xiaofeng said loudly: "You must not do this!"

Xiaoyu said: "Why?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Because... because I am a pervert." Xiaoyu said sweetly, "I'm not afraid of perverts, but are perverts afraid of me instead?" Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "The pervert is not afraid, the pervert is just afraid that he will..." Before he finished his sentence, his expression suddenly changed, and he suddenly found that the bottom of the boat had entered the water. Lu Xiaofeng said: "Can you swim?" Xiaoyu said: "No." Lu Xiaofeng said: "It's really over now." Xiaoyu said: "What's over?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "That palace master of yours not only wants to kill me, but also kills you too." Xiaoyu said lightly: "I know." Lu Xiaofeng said: "You know?" Xiaoyu said: "She made two holes in the bottom of the boat and sealed them with wax. Once soaked in sea water, the wax will melt, and when sea water pours in, the boat will sink." Lu Xiaofeng cried out and said, "Since you already knew, why did you take this boat?" Xiaoyu said: "Because I have long wanted to taste what it's like to be drowned." Lu Xiaofeng was dumbfounded.He didn't expect that this seemingly clever little girl was actually a confused little bastard.

Xiaoyu said: "I know you must be calling me a little bastard in your heart. In fact, if you don't meet me, you will also be drowned. Now that you have another person to accompany you, what's wrong?" Lu Xiaofeng smiled wryly, "I'm just a little regretful." Xiaoyu said, "What do you regret?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "I regret that I didn't really like you just now." Xiaoyu blushed, but couldn't help giggling. Lu Xiaofeng stared and said, "What are you laughing at?" Xiaoyu didn't reply, but found a large piece of yellow wax from under the bow of the boat, then divided it into two halves, kneaded it softly, and plugged the two holes in the bottom of the boat, muttering: "What if this piece of wax melts?" ?”

Lu Xiaofeng said: "I don't know." Xiaoyu said: "I know, I have already prepared seventeen or eighteen yuan for this kind of wax." Lu Xiaofeng was surprised and delighted, and said: "So you are not a little bastard, but a little fox." Xiaoyu sighed intentionally, and said: "Although I really want to taste the feeling of being drowned, but I didn't really like it before I died in a daze, wouldn't it be a bit wronged?" Lu Xiaofeng laughed loudly and said: "Your palace master saw you go back alive, wonder if he will be frightened to death?"

Xiaoyu said: "She won't." Lu Xiaofeng said: "How do you know not?" Xiaoyu said: "Because every time she asks me to do something, she always wants to kill me, but it's a pity that I don't die every time, and every time she sees me coming back alive, she seems very happy, because she knows that I am not dead. I can work for her again in the future." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Since you know she is going to harm you, why do you still do things for her?" Xiaoyu sighed, and said: "Because if I don't do it, I will really die, and I will die very quickly."

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help sighing, it's really not easy to live with that bee. He knew that after he went back this time, that bee would come to him again.He couldn't even hide. Xiaoyu looked at him, and suddenly said: "You are a good person." Lu Xiaofeng smiled, and said, "You have a good eye after all." Xiaoyu said: "Your two eyebrow-like beards are a bit annoying, but you are not ugly." Lu Xiaofeng said: "When you grow up a bit, maybe you will like my beard." Xiaoyu sighed again, "It's a pity you are Lu Xiaofeng." Lu Xiaofeng said: "What's the pity?"

Xiaoyu said: "If you weren't Lu Xiaofeng, I would definitely marry you, even if I'm a concubine, it doesn't matter." Lu Xiaofeng said: "I am Lu Xiaofeng, why can't you marry me?" Xiaoyu said, "Because I don't want to be a widow." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Will you be a widow if you marry Lu Xiaofeng?" Xiaoyu sighed: "My palace master wants your life wholeheartedly, and the ninth young master may not like you to live. If I marry you, maybe I will be a widow within three days." noon. The boat finally docked, and both of them were exhausted, lying on the beach like dead people.

After an unknown amount of time, Xiaoyu suddenly said, "Being a widow seems like a lot of fun." Lu Xiaofeng said: "It's not fun, not fun at all." Xiaoyu said: "It's fun, it must be fun." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Why?" Xiaoyu said: "Sooner or later, a woman will marry. Once married, she will have a husband, but a widow does not have one. She is free and free, and no one cares about her. She can even steal other people's husbands. Isn't it fun?" Lu Xiaofeng was stupid again.He really couldn't figure out how the little girl had such an idea, being a widow was actually a very fun thing, this was even the first time he had heard of it.

Xiaoyu said: "Why don't you speak, do you think what I said is very reasonable?" Lu Xiaofeng smiled wryly: "So you are not only a little fox, you are also a little bastard." Xiaoyu smiled and said: "It's just that you don't worry, I, a little bastard, don't want to marry a big bastard like you." She jumped up and said again: "I'm going back, how about you?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "I..." He didn't go on, because he really didn't know where to go.He wasn't afraid that others would harm him, he was used to this kind of thing, but today was the day when Shaman got married, and he couldn't bear to watch Shaman marry someone else. Waves of waves rolled in, and he suddenly discovered that this was the place where he went ashore last time. Xiaoyu asked again: "Are you going back or not?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "I have a very beautiful house, just around here, do you want to go and see it?" Xiaoyu said: "You lie, I don't like men who can lie." Lu Xiaofeng said: "I have a friend waiting for me in that room, he has a big belly, not only is it very entertaining, but he never tells lies." Xiaoyu bent down with a smile, and said: "It turns out that you can not only lie, but also brag. There are all kinds of people in the world, but I have never met anyone who never tells a lie." Lu Xiaofeng said: "If you don't believe it, why don't you go and see for yourself?" Xiaoyu said: "Just go, what's the big deal, anyway..." She pursed her lips and smiled, and said again: "Anyway, I'm not afraid of you, it's you who are afraid of me." The spring water is still flowing, and his little hut is still intact. There are many things in this world that will never change. Xiaoyu bent down again with a smile, and said, "Is this your beautiful house?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "This house is cool and ventilated, what do you think is bad about it?" Xiaoyu said: "Okay...ok...so shameless." Lu Xiaofeng laughed loudly, and took her hand to go in, and Maitreya Buddha with a big belly was also lying there, laughing all the time. Xiaoyu said, "Is this your friend?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Do you think he will lie?" Xiaoyu could only admit: "No." Lu Xiaofeng said: "So I didn't lie either." He bent down, patted Maitreya Buddha's stomach, and said with a smile: "Good friend, I knew that you must still be here waiting for me, not only will you not lie, you will not lie. would betray a friend." Maitreya looked at him with a smile, and suddenly said: "But I can bite people." The voice really came from Maitreya Buddha's mouth, Lu Xiaofeng was really surprised.When did this Maitreya Buddha become able to speak? Maitreya suddenly sighed and said, "Not only can I bite, but I can also lie." Lu Xiaofeng jumped up suddenly, hugged Maitreya Buddha, laughed and jumped. Xiaoyu looked at him in surprise, thinking he was ill. Lu Xiaofeng was indeed sick, he was sick with joy. Of course Maitreya Buddha can't speak, but someone is hiding in his stomach to speak. Lu Xiaofeng could hear this person's voice. This person was actually Sharman. Shaman's face was still pale, although he looked haggard than before, but his eyes were full of joy. Lu Xiaofeng stared at her obsessively, and after an unknown amount of time, he asked, "How did you come here?" Shaman blinked and said, "You can come to my house, why can't I come to your house?" Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "Of course you can come, you can come anytime, but..." He suddenly tied another knot in his heart, and said, "You shouldn't have come today." Shaman asked, "Why?" Although Lu Xiaofeng tried to smile, but couldn't help but said, "Isn't today the day you get married?" Shaman smiled and said, "Didn't I tell you just now that I can not only bite, but also lie." Lu Xiaofeng was stupid again. Xiaoyu couldn't help but said: "Now I understand why you like girls who can lie, because you like Miss Man." She blinked again, and said: "Now you can really like each other, but I have to go If you don't leave, I'm afraid you will be kicked out." This little girl is really sensible, she can leave as soon as she wants, of course Lu Xiaofeng won't keep her this time. After she had gone a long way, Sharman asked, "I really like each other, what does this sentence mean?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "That's what it means." He suddenly rushed over, hugged her tightly, and the two of them rolled onto the soft wooden leaves together. The sea breeze is warm and humid, and the waves lapping the shore are as gentle as a lover's breath. Their breathing is not as gentle as the sea breeze. Their breathing is short and rapid, like their heartbeat. —Why are you lying?Why did you drive me away? —Because I want to try you, but I know you will come back. They didn't ask these words, and they didn't have to answer them, and there was no need to explain all of this. What they are doing now is the best explanation. Among lovers who truly love each other, there will never be a better explanation than this. The sea breeze was still the same gentle, and they breathed softly.This little hut is their palace, and in their palace there is only peace and only love.All the rough and evil things in the world seem to be very, very far away from them. But they were wrong.Just then their palace, the palace of love, suddenly collapsed and fell on top of them. Lu Xiaofeng didn't move, neither did Shaman.They still hugged tightly, like the sky fell on them, crushing them to pieces, and they didn't care.Because they have got what they long for most in this life-true affection and true love. They have satisfied each other in each other's satisfaction. They didn't even hear the sound outside—not really, but they didn't want to hear it.It was indeed the last sound they wanted to hear.For them, there is hardly any sound in the world worse than the laughter of beef soup. What came from outside now was the sneer of beef soup. Beef soup not only sneered, but also talked.Her words were sharper and harsher than her sneer, and she was even clapping her hands! "Okay, great, if your martial arts are half as good as your moves just now, no one will be able to stand it." Lu Xiaofeng finally sighed, and with one hand pushed aside the thatched shed on his body. Beef soup was looking at him from above, his eyes were full of resentment and jealousy. Lu Xiaofeng said: "Hello." Beef soup said: "I'm not good." Lu Xiaofeng smiled, and said: "That's the truth, you are indeed not a very nice person." Niu Niu Tang's sneer suddenly turned into a flattering smile, and he said, "I just want you to say something with your conscience." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Say what?" Niu Tang said: "Doing this kind of thing, is it better for me or her?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "You can't compare." Beef Soup asked, "Why?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Because there are two ways to do this kind of thing." Beef soup asked: "Which two kinds?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "One is human, the other is beast." Beef Soup's charming smile turned into a sneer again: "What happens after a person dies?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "I remember someone said that 10,000 dead people are not as good as a living bitch." Niu Tang said: "This must be what a wise man said." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Whether you are a human or a bitch, maybe I don't know yet, I only know one thing." Beef soup said: "What do you know?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Knowing that we are still alive, at least we are still alive now." Beef Soup asked, "How long can I live?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "As long as you can live for one day, it is better than if you live for ten thousand years." Beef soup said: "You are wrong." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Oh." Beef soup said: "Maybe you can still live for a day and a half." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Oh." Beef soup said: "This is a big island." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Oh." Niu Tang said: "According to our estimation, there are at least 5,700 hiding places on this island." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Oh." Niu Tang said: "As long as you can escape for eighteen hours, maybe you can live to be one hundred and eighty years old." She sneered: "It's a pity that you can't escape." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Why?" Beef soup said: "Because even if you are two ants, he can find you out and crush you to death in half an hour." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Is it you? Or him?" Beef soup said: "He." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Is he your ninth brother?" Beef soup said: "Of course." Her eyes were full of pride: "He is even willing to let you half an hour first." Lu Xiaofeng said: "How?" Niu Tang said: "From now on, he will never chase you for half an hour." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Never?" Niu Tang said: "Every word he said is like being nailed into the wall, each nail has an eye." Lu Xiaofeng said: "I believe that." Beef soup said: "Even if you don't believe it, the person sleeping next to you should at least believe it." Her voice suddenly became very gentle again: "Because she seems to have slept next to my ninth brother before." Lu Xiaofeng didn't feel uncomfortable. With a kind of true affection and true love that can be trusted with each other, there is nothing in the world that can be worth their suffering. But if you say that Lu Xiaofeng is not angry at all, that is not the truth.At least his complexion has changed a little. The beef soup is laughing. Lu Xiaofeng said: "Is this what you want to tell me?" Beef broth nods. Lu Xiaofeng said: "Now I have heard it." Beef soup said: "Can you hear every word clearly?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "Every word." Niu Tang said: "Do you want to make a bet with me?" Lu Xiaofeng said: "What bet?" Niu Tang said: "I bet, Brother Jiu can find you in less than three hours." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Then he crushed me like an ant?" Beef soup said: "It's not bad at all." The sea breeze is still the same soft, and their breathing is also soft, but their moods are different. Of course, Shaman knows Gong Jiu's sword and Gong Jiu's method of killing people better than Lu Xiaofeng. But that was not what she was thinking about now. She was thinking about what Niu Tang said just now. ——Does this kind of thing do her better or mine? At this time, she was still jealous. In fact, this is not surprising at all. No matter at any time, it is not difficult for you to want a woman's life, but if you want a woman not to be jealous, it is simply a dream.