Chapter 4 The fourth round of rouge · palace powder · shaving oil

Small town, long street. The spring sun is like the face of a little girl, finally shyly emerging from the clouds, shining warmly on this very lively long street.Big sisters, little brothers, young wives, old ladies all took off their padded jackets, put on red and green spring clothes, and basked in the sun on the street, showing others their new clothes. Shuttlecocks made of three chicken feathers and two copper coins jumped all over the street, and all kinds of colorful kites flew in the blue sky. Even the old man secretly had an osmanthus candy in his mouth. The long and cold winter is finally over, and everyone is ready to enjoy the joy of spring.

Hu Tiehua became very happy again, pointing to a small teahouse on the street that sold steamed steamed buns in crab powder soup and all kinds of tea and snacks, and said, "Shall we go there and have a sit?" "Okay." Chu Liuxiang agreed immediately: "Go." "And you?" "I'm going to go to the shop opposite first." There is a small shop with a narrow front on the opposite side. A white wooden board hanging at the door reads: "Aunt Cui's old shop specializes in high-quality rouge, palace powder, needlework, and shaving oil. The female customers twist their faces, comb their hair, and pierc their ears. They always only accept 20 Wen."

Hu Tiehua was a little surprised to see that Chu Liuxiang really walked into this shop. "What kind of tricks is this old boy playing?" What's even more strange is that Chu Liuxiang not only walked into this shop, but also went to a door with a cotton curtain at the back, and didn't come out after entering. Hu Tiehua ate two baskets of soup dumplings, twenty fried steamed buns, and drank two pots of tea with a plate of sesame candy, but Chu Liuxiang hadn't come out yet. But inside, there was a kind-hearted little old man with white beard who came out with a long cane, walked up to Hu Tiehua, sat down on a stool beside him honestly, and called I ordered a large bowl of dried shredded ham, 20 small yellow sesame cakes with crab shells, and two plates of crispy fried dough twists. I had a great time eating them.

Hu Tiehua was dumbfounded. Fortunately, he is not a real idiot, and he can still tell that this little old man is Chu Liuxiang. "You old bastard, why do you make yourself look like this?" Chu Liuxiang ignored him at all, stood up after eating, wiped his mouth and left. Hu Tiehua also stood up quickly, ready to go with him, when he suddenly found a waiter standing in front of him with a big teapot, looking at him with a pair of squinting eyes with a smile on his face, and said in Yangzhou official words: "Old man, you are here!" The customers who eat in our place all leave after paying the bill, old man, don’t you think so?”

Of course yes, of course you have to pay for the food. The bill needs to be paid in silver. If there is no silver, you can use copper coins. Unfortunately, our Mrs. Hu has never been in the habit of bringing such things. Of course he could just leave without paying the bill, but even ten of them wouldn't be able to stop him. It's a pity that our old man is not so thick-skinned. So he had to sit down again, and as long as he didn't go, he wouldn't have to pay the bill.In this kind of teahouse, guests can sit as long as they like, from early in the morning to closing at night.

The chap couldn't do anything with him, but wherever he went, those squinting eyes were on him. Hu Tiehua was worrying when he suddenly saw someone coming who would definitely help him pay the bill. A thin, frail, and pretty girl, wearing a small jacket made of floral cotton, with a clear water melon seed face without makeup, and a pair of black and white scissored pupils, as if with With an indescribable sense of resentment, it looks really charming. The eyes of the people in the teahouse stared straight, and their hearts were a little itchy. Who knew that such a flower would be stuck in cow dung.

It was none other than the little rascal who wanted to run away after eating without paying the bill. Of course Hu Tiehua understood what these people were thinking, because he was fooled in the same way last time.It wasn't until she forced his throat with the tip of a knife that he realized that this weak and quiet girl was actually more vicious than anyone else. The little girl had already sat down beside him, looking at him obsessively, her eyes full of resentment and pleading, she said to him in a voice that no one else could hear: "I will pay for you, you follow me." What she said and her expression were completely different, Hu Tiehua couldn't help laughing.

"I won't go with you, and you will also have to pay for me." His voice was also very low, and his foot had already stepped on her foot under the table: "This time it seems that it is your turn to listen to me .” The little girl stared at him dazedly for a long time, tears suddenly fell out like a string of broken pearls. "Please, come back with me! The mother-in-law and the child are so sick, can't you go back and see them? Do you know how hard it was for me to find you?" This time, although her voice was still very low, it was enough for everyone nearby to hear clearly.

Before finishing this sentence, dozens of pairs of eyes have already stared at Hu Tiehua's face, each pair of eyes is full of contempt, disgust and anger. Hu Tiehua suddenly realized that she seemed to have turned into a fat, big, dirty and smelly street mouse.If you don't leave quickly, I'm afraid you will be beaten flat. A silver coin, enough to cover his bill, had been slipped under the table into his hand. A horse-drawn carriage had already come by on the long street and stopped outside the gate of this teahouse. Hu Tiehua had no choice but to follow her obediently. The other three little girls were already waiting in the carriage, but Hu Tiehua went all out instead, Da Ma Jindao sat among them, and wrapped his arms around the waist of the little girl just now.

"Unexpectedly, you are my wife." Hu Tiehua said with a smile: "My dear wife, where do you want to take me?" The four little girls all lowered their faces and looked at him coldly. Hu Tiehua didn't care anymore. His strength has been recovered, and he alone is enough to deal with these four yellow-haired girls. What's more, Chu Liuxiang will definitely not go far. If he is sitting on the roof of this carriage now, Hu Tiehua will not feel strange, let alone believe it.He has always had confidence in Chu Liuxiang. "Actually, it doesn't matter where you take me." Hu Tiehua said as if it was true: "Anyway, you are already my wife, and you will never murder your husband."

The town was not far from the river, and when the carriages and horses stopped, they had already reached the bank of the river. The spring grass is growing, there is no one on the wild crossing, the river is rippling with mist, sails are dotted, and there seems to be village girls singing folk songs in the distance. In March in the south of the Yangtze River, spring is already very strong. Hu Tiehua stretched his waist in the spring breeze, and murmured, "I don't know where I can get some wine to drink. Even if there is drug in the wine, I will still drink it." The four little girls stared at him with livid faces. "We caught you with drugs last time, and you must be unconvinced that you fell into our hands." "In your kennel, that treacherous and ghostly Chu Liuxiang took advantage of us while we were not paying attention. You must think that we are all easy to bully." "So this time we're going to fight you with real kung fu, and we want you to be convinced if you lose." "We just ask you, what are you going to do if you lose to us this time?" The four little girls are all eloquent, but Hu Tiehua's mouth is almost crooked when he hears it. "If you really want to fight with me, I have no choice but to accompany you." Hu Tiehua said with a smile, "If I lose, you can do whatever you want. I have absolutely no second words." No one can but admit that Hu Tiehua can definitely be regarded as a first-class master in the Jianghu, and his original "Seventy-two Butterfly Piercing Flowers" is a rare stunt in the Jianghu. Of course he would not be defeated by these four yellow-haired girls, so he smiled very happily. The four little girls seemed to think that he was not happy enough, and they actually did something to make him happier. They suddenly took off most of their clothes, revealing their slender, strong and elastic legs, and their slender, flexible and wiggly waists. Although they don't use makeup on their faces, they seem to have a layer of oil on their bodies that can keep the skin soft.Seen in the sun, their skin is as fine and smooth as satin woven with long silk. At this time, they had already revealed their weapons.What they used was a knife, a sword, a pair of judge pens, and a pair of Fenshui Emei thorns. Although they were all made of fine steel, they were half the size of weapons used by ordinary people. It's like a child's toy. Hu Tiehua thought it was very fun, and even secretly hoped that Chu Liuxiang would not come too soon. The little girl with big eyes seemed to have seen what he was thinking, and suddenly said coldly: "If you think this is a fun thing, then I guarantee you will soon find it not fun." What she said was actually the truth, and Hu Tiehua soon felt that it was not fun, and it was not fun at all. Although the weapons they use are small and short, they are one inch short and one inch dangerous. They are quick, accurate and ruthless when they attack and attack with dangerous moves. Their waists and legs are very flexible, and when they move and twist, they are like fish in water. Fish don't wear clothes. These four little girls are only wearing a little more clothes than fish, and people have seen many places that shouldn't be seen, especially when they are twisting, jumping and kicking. This usually makes a man's heart beat faster, his breathing quicker, and it's hard to stay calm.If this man sits comfortably by the side and watches, he will definitely enjoy watching. But for a man who could have his neck cut off and his heart pierced by a sword at any time, this kind of effect is very terrifying. Especially a man like Hu Tiehua. He also knew how badly this situation would affect him, but unfortunately he couldn't even watch it if he didn't want to. He had to watch them, watch their every movement carefully, or he might have a hole in his throat in no time. What they hold in their hands is not a toy, but a deadly weapon. Looking at it like this, it will definitely be unbearable for people to watch, maybe they will watch people alive. Hu Tiehua began to look forward again, hoping that Chu Liuxiang would come soon. If Chu Liuxiang was fighting them, it would be great if he could stand by and watch, even if he had to watch it for three days and three nights, he wouldn't get bored of it. It's a pity that he waited and waited, but Chu Liuxiang still disappeared. "You don't have to wait." The little girl with big eyes said, "That Chu Liuxiang who suddenly became an old man won't come." "What old man?" Hu Tiehua would pretend to be confused: "Which old man?" "You think we don't know?" The girl with the thinnest waist and the longest legs, the one who caught the eye the most, sneered and said, "We just saw him go into Aunt Cui's shop with our own eyes, and we saw that old man come out and sit with you." Eat buns." She said, "Do you think we can't see that he is Chu Liuxiang? Do you think we are all pigs?" Hu Tiehua hoped that they would talk as much as possible, and no matter who was talking, their movements would slow down. So he asked again: "How do you know that old man won't come?" "Because we have already prepared several people to deal with him. If he is not dead now, luck is already very good." "You want him to die?" Hu Tiehua said, "What if he is not Chu Liuxiang?" "Then even if we killed the wrong person." The most gentle little girl said, "It's very common to kill the wrong person." "That's really normal, even if you kill seventy or eighty people by mistake, it doesn't matter." Hu Tiehua sighed and said, "It's just that when you think of this kind of thing in the future, you may not be able to sleep at night. I will go and visit you." "Don't worry, we always sleep well at night." "Even if you fall asleep, you may dream of those evil spirits taking off your pants." "Fuck your fart." "Fart? Who is farting?" Hu Tiehua said: "If someone is farting, that person is definitely not me. I never fart." "No, absolutely not." They suddenly heard a person say: "How can a big man lie to a little girl? You can fart better than anyone else, how can you say no? If you can't, who can? Is there anyone in the world who farts better than you?" Hu Tiehua laughed, laughing loudly. "I knew you wouldn't die. I've never seen anyone with better luck than you in my life. How could you die!" There was a rock beside the river bank, and Chu Liuxiang was standing on this rock, holding a stack of hats in his hand, at least six or seven hats. There was obviously no one on this rock just now, but suddenly he appeared on this rock. The faces of the four little girls changed, and they suddenly made a few moves, and then jumped up at the same time. "Grab one." Chu Liuxiang said loudly, "Just grab one." It's a pity that Hu Tiehua couldn't even catch one. He had already grabbed the one with the longest legs and grabbed her calf, but unfortunately she slipped out of her hand again. These little girls are smoother than fish. The water splashed and the waves flowed, and the four little girls had already jumped into the river.The river was so long that even their shadows could not be seen. Hu Tiehua had to look at his hands, which were full of oil. "Such a beautiful little girl, why do you want to make yourself like a chicken? Why do you want to smear yourself with a layer of oil?" Hu Tiehua sighed: "If I marry a wife in the future, as long as she has a little If it’s oily, I’ll spank her ass with a big board.” "There is indeed someone who should be spanked." Chu Liuxiang said, "The only person who should be spanked is you." "Yes, I should have spanked, but I didn't even catch one." Hu Tiehua got angry: "But what about you? What do you do? It's not like you don't have hands, why don't you grab them yourself?" Chu Liuxiang sighed: "Why can't you use your brain to think about it, how can a man of status like me grab a woman's leg?" Hu Tiehua stared at him like a big rooster, stared at him for a long time, then suddenly laughed, so much that he couldn't even straighten his waist. "There's one more thing you should spank." Chu Liuxiang said. "What's up?" "When you tricked them into talking to you just now, you had several chances to restrain them, or at least two of them." Chu Liuxiang asked: "There is clearly a flaw in their moves, but you seem to A blind man can't see." "How can I not see?" Hu Tiehua said: "It's just that although I'm not as prestigious as you, I still have a bit of status. How can I act like a big naked girl!" He had been laughing all the time, but suddenly he stopped laughing and stared at Chu Liuxiang like a big rooster. "How did you know that I had a chance to make a move at that time? Could it be that you were already here at that time?" "If I hadn't come, how would I have seen it?" Chu Liuxiang said leisurely, "If I hadn't seen it, how would I have known?" Hu Tiehua stared at him like a big rooster staring at a centipede, and kept sneering. "Okay, okay, okay, great! It turns out that you have come here a long time ago, and you have been hiding and watching secretly." Hu Tiehua shook his head, sighed, and got angry: "Your good friend may have his neck cut off at any time, You hid there and peeked at the woman's thigh, are you ashamed?" "I'm ashamed, I was really ashamed." Chu Liuxiang said: "But I suddenly thought that if you were me, I'm afraid I'm still watching it now and haven't come out yet." He said happily: "When I think of this, I don't even feel ashamed at all." Hu Tiehua sighed again: "How do you know me so well? Are you the roundworm in my stomach?" The chariots and horses left long ago, taking the clothes they had taken off. What is the origin of these four little girls?Who ordered them to come?Judging by their skills and wit, they must have received extremely strict special training since they were young. They were trained to do this kind of thing. The person who can train these fifteen or sixteen-year-old girls so well is of course a very powerful person. Role.Behind their scenes, there is undoubtedly an extremely powerful organization supporting them and directing them. Under such circumstances, if they find someone, they will never stop there. Hu Tiehua sighed: "Honestly, I also feel that I should really spank my ass, and let them all slip away." He asked Chu Liuxiang: "But what about you? Why didn't you catch those people who dealt with you just now?" Two? But they brought back their hats, can you tell their origins from these hats?" "I don't have to ask them where they came from." "why?" "Because I already knew them." Chu Liuxiang said, "They are all disciples who were kicked out when Mr. Tie Jian cleaned up the family last time. They wandered in the rivers and lakes for several years. They did. This time, they were just hired by those four little girls who spent 10,000 taels of silver to deal with an old man with a white beard, and they just took over the business, so they didn't even know who their employer was. " "Do they know that this old man with white beard is Chu Xiangshuai?" "Probably won't know, otherwise they probably won't take this business." "When you walked out of Mrs. Cui's old shop and sat down to eat, they could find someone to deal with you!" Hu Tiehua sighed: "These four little girls are really capable." "Maybe they don't have such great abilities themselves, but there must be people from them around here." Chu Liuxiang said: "These people must have great supernatural powers, so whatever they want to do is very convenient." He patted Hu Tiehua on the shoulder: "So we should go separately, and I have to go first." "why?" "Because this old man with a white beard has been recognized, and there is no way to hang around anymore." "So you are going to find that Aunt Cui again?" Hu Tiehua said, "Could it be that she is also a master of disguise, why have I never heard of it?" "There are so many things you haven't heard of." "What do you want her to turn you into this time?" "I can't tell you." Chu Liuxiang said, "Maybe he's a little old man, maybe he's a rich man, maybe he's a big man from Shandong, maybe he's a frail scholar, in short, he's someone you've never met, not even me. I have, but I will definitely be near you." He added: "I did this for your safety. If you don't even know that it's me, others won't be able to see it. Only in this way can I protect you." He sighed: " I treat you much better than you treat your mother." Hu Tiehua kept touching her nose. His movements and demeanor of touching his nose were exactly the same as Chu Liuxiang's. It's just that when Chu Liuxiang touched his nose, he usually wouldn't smile, but he suddenly laughed, and bent down again. "why are you laughing?" "I suddenly thought of a very funny thing." Hu Tiehua said: "It suddenly occurred to me that if you want to dress up as a big girl, maybe many men will fall in love with you. If there is a flower picker among them, it will be even more It's fun."