Chapter 3 The third round

People can't become pigs, but if Hu Tiehua really turned into a pig, it wouldn't make Chu Liuxiang feel weirder. He never even dreamed that Hu Tiehua would become like this. Hu Tiehua was also looking at him, as if seeing this person for the first time, and there was a morning glory growing on this person's face. "Did you take some wrong medicine?" Hu Tiehua actually asked him: "Or was someone stepped on your tail?" "This person has a tail?" A girl deliberately widened her already big eyes: "Why can't I see where his tail is?" "If a person becomes an old fox, even if he has a tail, others can't see it." Hu Tiehua said solemnly: "But you see, doesn't he look a little weird? Does it seem like a fat and Big fat bug swallowed it alive?"

The girls giggled, and their laughter was as charming as their people. Chu Liuxiang was looking at her hand, really wanted to make a fist with this hand, send it to Hu Tiehua's nose, and beat one of the kid's noses into two. If a person had two noses on his face, he probably wouldn't be giving such bullshit. It's a pity that Chu Liuxiang never had the habit of hitting his friend's nose, so he had to touch this hand to his own nose. The girls laughed more happily, and he actually laughed with them, and laughed more happily than they did. "It's fun, it's really fun." He asked Hu Tiehua, "When did you become so funny? I don't know why."

"Don't you think it's not fun?" Hu Tiehua blinked: "Are you angry with me?" He actually looked righteous and confident: "Don't you have to see that I have been beaten black and blue, hiding here like a wild dog, so that you will be happy?" In addition to the small table filled with all kinds of dried fruits, candied fruit, cakes, and dried meat, there are also two jars of wine. Hu Tiehua asked Chu Liuxiang again: "Can you see what this is?" He patted the wine jar: "This jar is thirty-year-old daughter red, and this jar is the best Luzhou Daqu."

He then hugged a girl with a thin waist and long legs next to him: "Although your nose is not working, your eyesight has always been good. Of course, you should be able to tell that each of these little girls is better than the ones we met before." Girls are eighteen times prettier." Hu Tiehua shook his head and sighed: "A person who has such a good wine and such a beautiful girl has not forgotten to find his friends to share with him. You say this person is such a loyal friend." Hu Tiehua sighed Said: "If I had such a good friend, I would kneel down and kiss his feet with tears in my eyes."

Chu Liuxiang laughed, this time for real. If you make such a friend, what can you do to him?Bite him? The little girl with big eyes giggled and said, "Don't worry, he won't really ask you to kiss his feet, he just wants you so badly, that's why he used a little trick to lure you here, but I just want you to have a drink with him." She knelt in front of the small table and poured Chu Liuxiang a full cup of Nurhong from a white jade cup. Her hands were whiter than white jade, and she was wearing a green jadeite ring. Chu Liuxiang also sat down, staring at her hands, like a standard old pervert.

"What's your name?" The girl smiled even sweeter, and brought the wine glass over to Chu Liuxiang: "You drink up this glass of wine first, and I'll tell you." "No, I can't drink one cup," Chu Liuxiang said, "I have to drink at least eighteen cups first." He stretched out his hand, but didn't take the wine glass, but held those white and tender hands. The little girl with big eyes smiled coquettishly and said: "You are necrotic, you are really a bad person." "I was originally a bad person." Chu Liuxiang smiled maliciously: "I can guarantee that I am definitely ten times worse than you imagined."

He only heard the sound of "squeaking", and the little girl's pair of white jade-like hands were already out of joint by him. The white jade cup in her hand had been thrown by Chu Liuxiang, hitting the waist and eyes of the slender-waisted and long-legged girl. At some point, Chu Liuxiang took off her emerald ring, clasping her thumb with her middle finger and popping it out, hitting the Jianjing point on the left shoulder of another girl. When the little girls with big eyes cried out in pain, they could no longer move. The three girls were all petrified. They really never even dreamed that this person who seemed to know how to be sympathetic and sympathetic would treat them like this.

The one who seemed the softest, weakest, and petite among them suddenly pulled out a short knife with a cold light, and pressed it against Hu Tiehua's throat. "Chu Liuxiang, I admire you, you are indeed talented, I really don't understand how you can see that there is a flaw in this place." She said bitterly: "But if you move again, I will cut off his head! " Anyone can see that she is not trying to scare people on purpose. There is a kind of girl in this world, she usually seems to be more obedient than a kitten, but as long as there is something wrong, she will show her sharp claws, not only will scratch your skin and bleed, even if you Even if she was caught alive, she wouldn't blink her eyes.

This girl is undoubtedly such a person. Although Hu Tiehua was still smiling, his face turned pale, but Chu Liuxiang didn't care at all. "Cut it off, you'd better cut it off quickly, you can do whatever you want." Chu Liuxiang smiled: "That head is not mine, and it won't hurt if you cut it off." He actually sat down again, as if he was about to watch a play, with an expression of admiration on his face. "You cut it off, let me see," Chu Liuxiang smiled more happily, "It must be very interesting to see such a pretty little girl like you cutting off someone's head."

Hu Tiehua yelled: "Interesting? You still say it's interesting?" He yelled: "What kind of friend are you?" Chu Liuxiang smiled leisurely: "Friends like me are very rare in the first place, and it's not easy to meet one. It's really a blessing for you to meet me today." The girl who was about to cut off her head seemed to be a little panicked, and her eyes, which were originally full of murderous intent, showed a frightened expression. It's not that she doesn't dare to cut off someone's head, but what happens after this person's head is cut off?Would her own head be cut off too?Will there be something more terrifying than having his head cut off?

Chu Liuxiang didn't say such things, he never said such things.Such words were not something that someone like Chu Liuxiang could say. But he always has a way to let others imagine for themselves. The short knife that shone coldly was still on Hu Tiehua's neck, but the hand holding the knife seemed to have begun to tremble. "If you're not in a hurry to cut off his head, I'm not in a hurry." Chu Liuxiang said leisurely, "It's very comfortable to sit here, and I've always been very patient." He sighed again: "The only regret is that the wine here is absolutely undrinkable. After drinking, you will definitely become like this Uncle Hu, unable to exert your strength." The hand holding the knife trembled even more. How long will it take to consume like this?What will be the result in the end? She suddenly realized that this matter had become very unpleasant. Chu Liuxiang seemed to have seen what she was thinking, and suddenly suggested: "If you don't want to play like this anymore, we still have a way to solve this matter." "What way?" she asked immediately. "You asked me to take our Uncle Hu away. When we leave, you can leave too. I will never touch you." Chu Liuxiang said, "You should know that I have always been the person who knows how to be compassionate and cherish jade." Almost without thinking, the hand holding the knife left Hu Tiehua's throat immediately. "Okay, I believe you." She said, "I know that Chu Liuxiang always keeps his word." The big eyes with dislocated wrists of both hands had been holding back the pain and crying, suddenly asked loudly: "We didn't do anything wrong, this Uncle Hu has always been very obedient, what should we tell him to do? Just do what he does, how did Chu Liuxiang know that there was a drug in the wine and discover our secret?" Chu Liuxiang smiled and poured her a glass of wine: "You finish this glass of wine first, and I'll tell you." Alcohol is not drinkable. So they would never guess how Chu Liuxiang would discover their secret. High mountains and flowing water. The spring water flows down from the high mountain and flows here to form a pool with clear water. Hu Tiehua was still wearing the same colorful clothes, neatly dressed. He just put on his clothes neatly and soaked in the clear water of the pool. Because Chu Liuxiang insisted that only using this method could help him undo the medicine faster, so he couldn't object even if he wanted to. He could only look at Chu Liuxiang, staring at Chu Liuxiang like a rooster for a long time, and suddenly heaved a long sigh: "You are really good, you are amazing, not only handsome, but also extremely smart, a great genius like you, I searched all over the sky No one can be found underground." The more he spoke, the louder his voice said, "If you think you are only the second greatest person in the world, absolutely no one will dare to recognize the number one." Chu Liuxiang was lying on a piece of bluestone beside the pool, with a very comfortable and happy look on his face. "I like to hear that kind of talk, and you'd better say a few more words." "Of course I would, but it's a pity I wasn't talking about you." "Not me? Who?" "It's me." Hu Tiehua said: "I'm talking about myself, because I'm so smart and great that I can't help but admire myself." When Chu Liuxiang was lying down, few people could make him stand up, but now he jumped up and looked at Hu Tiehua as if he saw a ghost. "Are you saying you admire yourself? Did I hear you wrong?" "No, you didn't hear wrong at all." Hu Tiehua said: "Your ears are not as bad as your nose, how could you hear wrong!" "I rescued you from such a fatal situation. Even others admired me so much. Instead of being grateful to me, you didn't admire me. Instead, you tried your best to put gold on your face." Chu Liuxiang shook his head and sighed! "I can't help but admire that." "Of course you have to admire me." Hu Tiehua said solemnly: "Without me, how could you save me?" Chu Liuxiang was stunned. He always knew that Hu Tiehua had a thick skin, but he still didn't expect it to be so thick. But Hu Tiehua also has Hu Tiehua's reasons. "We are old friends, and we are almost getting old. Let me ask you, how many times have I taken a bath?" "It seems that there are not many times." Chu Liuxiang searched in memory: "It seems that there are only one or two times." "Is it difficult for me to take a shower?" "It's not very difficult, it's just a little more difficult than getting a dog not to eat shit." "What if I don't drink?" "That's really difficult." Chu Liuxiang sighed: "It's even more difficult than asking you not to touch women." "In that kennel, there are so many good wines and so many beautiful women, but when you saw me, I was extremely sober, and I was washed cleaner than when you were born. Even a pig should see It turns out that the situation is wrong." Hu Tiehua grinned at Chu Liuxiang and said, "Besides, you are at least a little smarter than a pig." Chu Liuxiang was speechless. He suddenly discovered that Hu Tiehua was indeed reasonable, very reasonable. The only question was: "How did a great genius like you get overwhelmed by four little girls?" Hu Tiehua's answer is more absolute than this question. "It's because they are four little girls that I will be restrained by them." Hu Tiehua said: "If the four old men want to restrain me, don't even talk about it." "rational." "When I met four girls like that, even if I knew that there was medicine in the wine they gave me, I would drink it." Hu Tiehua smiled wryly. "It's a pity that after drinking it, I have no strength at all." "In that case, how could you go back to that kennel?" "Of course I asked them to take me there." "Why are they willing to send you there?" "because of you." Hu Tiehua said very simply: "I could see that they were looking for you too, but unfortunately they couldn't find you. So I simply taught them this method." "What method?" "The way to lure a dog into the kennel." Chu Liuxiang smiled wryly: "Now I know that you are really a good friend, and your ability to drag people into water is the best in the world." "If I don't drag you into the water, who will I drag into the water? If you don't come to save me, who will save me?" Hu Tiehua stared wide-eyed, with a completely righteous look: "Besides, I did this to make you happy." "To make me happy?" Chu Liuxiang didn't understand: "What is there for me to be happy about?" "Aren't you happy that you can save such a good friend like me from others?" Hu Tiehua said convincingly: "If I didn't do that, how could you find the kennel? How could you rescue me? ?” Chu Liuxiang rubbed his nose and thought about it for a long time, and finally had to admit: "It makes sense." He sighed: "Why does everything you say seem to make sense." He suddenly asked Hu Tiehua again: "Have you ever thought that maybe they don't have any malice towards you like this, but just want to recruit you back to be their son-in-law." Chu Liuxiang answered this question for Hu Tiehua himself: "You must have thought of it, there are few people in the world who can match you in the ability of self-indulgence." "I don't have to be self-indulgent." Hu Tiehua said: "A good-looking talent like me, who is handsome, smart, brave and mature, is the favorite man of their yellow-haired girls. As long as I am willing to use a little trick, they It would be weird not to be fascinated by me." "Why can't you just kill them yourself? Why do you want me to save you?" "Because I don't have time to play this kind of game with them now." Hu Tiehua's expression suddenly became mysterious and serious: "Now there is a big thing waiting for me to do, and I have to do it, otherwise the world will be in chaos I don’t know how many people in Jianghu will die because of this.” What he said was completely true, Chu Liuxiang stared at him for a long time, but couldn't see that he was joking at all. "What kind of event are you going to do?" Hu Tiehua lowered her voice, and said word by word: "I want to give her daughter to someone to be his wife for a friend of mine." Chu Liuxiang was almost pissed off, and was so pissed off by him: "Can this kind of thing be considered a big deal?" "Of course it's a big deal." Hu Tiehua said, "If you know who the friend I'm talking about is, you'll understand how important it is." "Who is that friend of yours?" "Now I can't tell you who he is." Hu Tiehua said seriously: "I can only tell you that in the Jianghu, he may not be as famous as you, but his identity and status are much higher than yours. He His daughter is not only a world-renowned beauty, but also a princess, and she is not fake at all when she is the real princess who was personally appointed by the emperor today." "Who are you going to marry this princess to?" "Speaking of this person, his reputation may not be less than yours." Hu Tiehua said: "I think you have probably heard of the Tianzheng Marshal Shi Tianwang who has ruled the Qihaiwei town in recent years." Chu Liuxiang's face suddenly changed. "Many people in Jianghu seem to disapprove of this marriage, that's why the princess asked me to escort me, and the flower director of her house personally invited me." Hu Tiehua said: "So unless Shi Tianwang suddenly violent Damn, no one can stop this marriage." Chu Liuxiang's eyes suddenly shone, and she suddenly said loudly: "I understand, now I finally understand what that aunt is doing with those people." "Who is that aunt?" Hu Tiehua asked, "Who are they?" "That aunt is the proprietress of that small noodle stall." Chu Liuxiang said, "Those people are the ones who made a special trip to that small noodle stall that night to eat noodles." Hu Tiehua is a terrific person, he often says some terrific things, sometimes even Chu Liuxiang can't understand. This time the situation has changed. How could Hu Tiehua fail to understand what Chu Liuxiang was saying this time? "What were you talking about just now?" He deliberately asked, "Does it mean that one of your aunts set up a small noodle stall, and the business was so good that people went there to eat noodles in the middle of the night." Hu Tiehua held back her laughter, and said solemnly: "Your aunt is really capable. I really never thought that you have such a capable aunt who can even sell beef noodles." "Although she doesn't sell beef noodles, she is really capable." Chu Liuxiang sighed: "If she is really my aunt, I will have too much face, but it is a pity that she is not." "Then whose aunt is she?" "Of course she is not your aunt." Chu Liuxiang also said solemnly: "She is your mother." "Oh my god!" Hu Tiehua cried out immediately, "Are you talking about that Aunt Hua who kills people?" "Could it be that you have more mothers now? I remember that you seemed to have only her." "My god!" Hu Tiehua was still yelling, "Didn't she already find someone who was taken advantage of and was willing to marry her? She can't live a good life, so why run out again?" Chu Liuxiang looked at him and laughed straight: "Perhaps after thinking about it, she still thinks that your son is better than that bully, so she came out to look for you again." He looks like someone who gloats when someone else steps on shit.Hu Tiehua looked as if someone had stuffed that pile of shit into his mouth, and he couldn't even spit it out. "Please, please, you must not let her find me." Hu Tiehua said: "I will save my old life to drink with you for a few more years." Chu Liuxiang looked at his frowning face, and suddenly sighed: "Do you really think you are a cute little boy? All the women in the world love you to death. Without you, everyone would die?" Chu Liuxiang said: "It's a pity that although they came out this time to find someone, they weren't looking for you." "It's not me?" Hu Tiehua couldn't believe it! "Isn't she looking for me? Who is it?" "I don't know how many people she found in total, I only know that she has found three." Hu Tiehua yelled again, louder than before. "Look for three! This woman is too much." He couldn't help asking Chu Liuxiang again: "Which three did she find?" "I only recognize two of them." Chu Liuxiang said, "One is the sick man Huang who asks for 30,000 taels, and the other is the black bamboo pole that asks for 100,000 taels." Hu Tiehua suddenly became angry: "I didn't even ask her for a penny, why did they ask her for so much?" Of course he wasn't really angry. Although he already felt a little sour in his heart, even a little disappointed, he wasn't really angry. Because he is not a jealous and self-absorbed idiot, what are these two people doing?Why did Aunt Hua look for them?He is also very clear. Those who seek them have only one purpose. — Ask them to kill, to kill a person who is not easy to kill. In this cold, mysterious and very old industry, Sick Man Huang and Hei Zhugan are both top players, so the prices they charge are extremely high, especially Hei Zhugan, who has been among the ten highest asking prices in this industry many years ago Ranked third. Because he is reliable. His credit is reliable, and his mouth is also reliable. He will never reveal the buyer's secrets, even if someone cuts off an arm, he will not reveal a word. The most reliable, of course, is his sword hidden in the black bamboo pole. This sword has almost never missed a murder. "But I know that Aunt Hua has never had any money. She spends money faster than me." Hu Tiehua finally started to speak seriously: "Even if she wants to kill someone, she can't afford to spend so much money to find Mrs. Huang and Hei Zhugan." "Maybe it's not her who spends the money, maybe she's just doing things for others." Chu Liuxiang said: "Who else is more suitable than her to do this kind of thing?" "There is one more person." "Who?" "you." Hu Tiehua was laughing again, making him angry, annoyed, sad and disappointed, he would always forget it soon. "Sometimes I like her very much." He asked Chu Liuxiang, "Do you know why I like her?" "have no idea." "Because she is like you in many ways." Hu Tiehua smiled happily: "Sometimes she is smart and sometimes confused, sometimes she cheats people, and sometimes she is fooled by others. She knows more people than anyone else. I also take care of more nosy things than anyone else, and sometimes I almost take you as her and her as you." Chu Liuxiang's hand almost touched his nose—not his own nose, but Hu Tiehua's. Fortunately, it was still close, so Hu Tiehua's nose was still safe and sound. Since the nose was not broken, the mouth did not stop either. "But her temper is the same as yours. It's as smelly and hard as a stone in a latrine. Why is she willing to do things for others?" "Because she didn't want a bastard to send a princess off to marry an orangutan." Hu Tiehua couldn't laugh again, stared at Chu Liuxiang for a long time, and then asked in a very cautious tone: "I don't care what other people think, I just ask you, do you approve of this marriage?" Chu Liuxiang also spoke very carefully: "I can only tell you that I have always disapproved of killing people, but if they can kill that orangutan this time, I might really kiss their feet." Hu Tiehua stared at him for a long time, then suddenly jumped up, and jumped out of the water dripping wet. "let's go." "Go?" Chu Liuxiang asked, "Where are you going?" "Go to that princess's father, my friend." "Why should I go?" "Because you want to protect me, send me there alive, and don't let me die on the way." Hu Tiehua said: "Because I want him to talk to you by himself. After the talk, your thoughts may be different." will change." "What if I don't want to talk to him?" Hu Tiehua's eyes widened, and he said loudly: "I ask you, who will accompany you when you are going to that damn desert? Every time you are besieged by others, who will stand by your side? ? Every time you can't sleep in the middle of the night, who is drinking with you until dawn?" Chu Liuxiang sighed: "Okay, let's go, but I also have conditions." "What conditions?" "I will definitely send you there, but I have to walk separately on the road. No matter what the situation is, you must not expose my identity." Chu Liuxiang said with a straight face: "If you don't agree, I won't go. If you agree If you don’t do it after you do it, you will find that I have suddenly disappeared.”