Chapter 11 The Eleventh Spring Speech
Xiaojun smiled, lifted the quilt and got off the bed, and said with a smile: "My acupoints have been unlocked long ago, I have been waiting for you for a long time, why did you come back at this time?" Wei Xiaobao wondered: "Who unlocked your acupoints?" Xiaojun The Lord said: "I tapped the acupoints, and after six or seven hours, it will clear up naturally without needing to be relieved. I will help you to bed, I have to go." Wei Xiaobao was in a hurry, and shouted: "No, no. Your face The scars are not healed. I need to apply medicine to you to make it all better." The little princess smiled and said: "You are really bad, you always lie when you talk. When did you carve my face? Damn it. It made me worry for a long time." Wei Xiaobao asked: "How do you know?" The little princess said: "I got out of bed early and looked in the mirror, and there was nothing on my face."
Wei Xiaobao saw that her face was smooth, white and greasy, and the bean paste, lotus seed paste and other things that were applied had been washed off long ago, so he regretted it: "I was so reckless, I didn't look at her face first, if I saw that she had washed her face, You won’t be fooled by anything you say.” He said, “You have applied my panacea, and it will be fine. Otherwise, why would I go to buy pearls for you again? I walked all over the jewelry stores in Beijing before giving You got these two nice strings of pearls. I also got you a pretty pair of things."
The little princess hurriedly asked: "What is it?" Wei Xiaobao said: "You untie my acupoints, and I will give it to you." Eyeballs kept rolling, and with a thought, he said with a smile: "I almost fell into your trap again. Unlock your acupoints, and you won't let me go." Wei Xiaobao hurriedly said: "No, no, man. Once a word is spoken, that horse is hard to chase." The little princess said: "Sima is hard to chase! What do you mean that horse is hard to chase?" Wei Xiaobao said: "That horse can run faster than four horses, even if that horse can't catch up, four horses will naturally Can’t catch up any more.”
The little princess didn't know what "that horse" was, so he was skeptical, and said: "That horse is hard to chase, it's the first time I've heard of it." Wei Xiaobao said: "Then you can learn from this good one. This thing is very interesting, a male Yes, a female." The little princess asked, "Is it a little white rabbit?" Wei Xiaobao shook his head and said, "No, it's ten times more fun than a little white rabbit." The little princess said, "Is it a goldfish?" Wei Xiaobao said Shaking his head, he said, "What's so interesting about goldfish? It's a hundred times more fun than goldfish." The little princess guessed a few more toys, but failed, and said, "Take it out quickly! What exactly is it?"
Wei Xiaobao wanted to lure her to unlock the acupoints, and said: "As soon as you untie my acupoints, I will show you right away." The princess shook her head and said: "No, I have to go immediately, brother must be very anxious if he doesn't see me. "Wei Xiaobao said: "Your acupoints have been unlocked a long time ago, why didn't you leave, but waited for me to come back?" The little princess said: "You are kind enough to buy me pearls, I must thank you and say goodbye to you. Silently Isn't it too sorry for you to leave?"
Wei Xiaobao chuckled secretly: "So this young lady is a little fool, the people in Mu Wang's mansion are stupid, and she did not have the wrong surname." He said: "Yes, I am worried that you are afraid here alone, desperately fighting on the street. I ran away, I just wanted to buy pearls earlier, but after looking at one jewelry store after another, they didn’t like it, and I was so anxious that I fell a few somersaults.” The little princess whispered: “Ah! Did you hurt from the fall? "Wei Xiaobao said with a sad face: "When I fell down, my chest just hit a big rock, and the pain was so painful that I was dying." The little princess said: "Is it better now?" Light, it hurts more and more. You...you...you touched my acupoints and refused to untie them. I..." The more I spoke, the lower my voice became, and suddenly my eyes rolled up, revealing the whites of my eyes, as if I had fainted, and then I held my breath.
The little princess stretched out his hand to check his breath, he was really out of breath, and was taken aback, "Ah", his whole body trembled, and asked in a trembling voice: "How did you die?" Wei Xiaobao said intermittently: "You...wrong... You clicked on my acupoint by mistake... clicked on my...my...death...dead point."
The little princess hurriedly said: "No, no. The acupoints taught by Master can never be wrong. I clearly tapped your two acupoints, 'Lingxu' and 'Bulang', as well as 'Tianchi'. "Wei Xiaobao said: "You... you are in a panic, you click...wrong, ah, my whole body is full of qi and blood, my meridians are reversed, the world is in chaos, go... get out of the fire and enter... enter..." The little princess said: "Is it crazy?" Wei Xiaobao said: "Exactly, crazy. Oh, why are you so muddled? You didn't master the acupoints, and you just hit me blindly? You didn't order some 'Tianchi', what? 'Bulang', all of them are fatal acupuncture points, death acupuncture points that are sure to die!" He didn't know the names of acupuncture points, otherwise he would have already mentioned several fatal acupuncture points.
The little princess is young, so naturally he has not mastered kung fu.Acupuncture acupuncture is originally difficult and complicated. There are hundreds of large acupoints on the human body, and the difference is only a few minutes. That's right, but a new learner, she doesn't have much confidence after all, Wei Xiaobao has a frowning face, pretending to be very similar, she thought that she really tapped the wrong acupoint, and said anxiously: "Could it be... Could it be that I tapped your 'Tanzhong acupoint' 'What?"
Wei Xiaobao said: "That's right, it's the 'Tanzhong acupoint', you don't have to be sad, you...you...didn't do it on purpose, after I die, I will never blame you. Yan... Yan Luo Wang asked, I will never Said it was you who shot me to death... I said that I was not careful, and I touched my body with my finger, and it killed me."
Hearing that he promised to hide it for herself in front of King Yan Luo, the little princess was grateful, but at the same time felt apologetic, and hurriedly said: "Quick... quickly untie the acupoints, maybe there is still salvation." He hurriedly stretched out his hands to massage his chest and underarms .The strength of her acupuncture point is not strong, only a few massages, Wei Xiaobao can already move.He groaned a few times, and said: "Oh, I've hit the fatal spot, and I can't be saved!" The little princess said anxiously, "Maybe it can be saved. I accidentally made a mistake, I'm really... I'm really sorry."
Wei Xiaobao said: "I know you are a good person. After I die, I will bless you in the underworld. From morning to night, ghosts will always follow you by your side."
The little princess screamed and asked: "Your ghost always follows me?" Wei Xiaobao said: "Don't be afraid, my ghost will not harm you. But there is a rule, whoever kills me, I will kill you." The ghosts of the ghosts always follow whoever."
The little princess became more startled as she thought about it, and said, "I didn't mean to kill you."
Wei Xiaobao sighed, and asked: "Little girl, what's your name?" The little princess took a step back, and said: "Why are you asking?" His face was full of surprise, and he said: "You want to go to the Yin Shili sue me, right? I won't tell you." Wei Xiaobao shook his head and said, "I won't sue you." The little princess said, "Then why are you asking my name?"
Wei Xiaobao said: "I know your name. Fortunately, the underworld will bless you. There are many ghosts and friends in the underworld. I ask everyone to work together to bless you. No matter where you go, thousands and hundreds of ghosts will follow you." .”
The little princess yelled out in fright, and hurriedly said: "No, don't! Don't follow me." Wei Xiaobao said: "Then can I just have my ghost follow you?" The little princess hesitated for a moment, then said: "You... ...If you don't scare me, then...then it doesn't matter." Wei Xiaobao said: "Of course I don't scare you. You sit during the day, my ghost will chase away flies for you, and when you sleep at night, my ghost will chase away mosquitoes for you. You are so bored, my ghost entrusts you with a dream and tells you a very good story."
The little princess said: "Why do you treat me so well?" Youyou sighed and said, "It's fine if you don't die."
Wei Xiaobao said: "There is one thing you promised me, but you didn't do it, alas, I won't rest in peace." The princess said: "What is it? What did I promise you?" Wei Xiaobao said: "You promised to call me three times Good brother, I heard you cry before I was about to die, and I would die with my eyes closed."
The little princess was born in the palace of the hereditary Lord Qian. Her parents and elder brothers loved her very much. Although the country was ruined when she was born, the ministers, servants and servants still loved this golden princess and jade leaves in every possible way. , in her life, no one has ever lied to or frightened her.All the words he heard since he was born were not a single lie, so he believed Wei Xiaobao's nonsense at first, but he became more and more energetic when he said it, and when he said that he wanted to call him three good brothers, his eyes flickered Sly light.She was just innocent and kind, she was not a fool after all, knowing that Wei Xiaobao was teasing herself, she took a step back and said: "You lied, you won't die."
Wei Xiaobao laughed loudly and said: "Even if you don't die for now, you will die in a few days." The princess said: "You won't die in a few days." Wei Xiaobao said: "Even if you don't die in a few days, you will die in the future. If you don’t call me these three good brothers, my ghost follows you every day and keeps calling: ‘Good-sister-sister, good-sister-sister!’” He squeezed his throat, and the voice dragged The long one is really gloomy and terrifying, and it stretches out its tongue, pretending to be a hanged ghost.The little princess said "ah", turned around and rushed out of the room.
Wei Xiaobao chased the general out, saw her reach out to pull the door latch, he quickly hugged her waist, and said: "I can't go, there are many evil spirits outside." The little princess said anxiously: "Let go, I want to go home." Wei Xiaobao said : "I can't get out." The little princess cut off his right hand, beheading his right wrist.
Wei Xiaobao flipped his palm over and took her forearm instead.The little princess withdrew his elbow, clenched his left hand and hit Wei Xiaobao on the top of his head.Wei Xiaobao shrank back, avoiding the punch, but hugged her calf.The little princess made a move of "tiger tail scissors", cutting his left palm obliquely.Wei Xiaobao failed to dodge, and hit him on the shoulder with a slap, he pulled hard, the little princess couldn't stand still, and fell to the ground.
Wei Xiaobao rushed up to grab her, but the little princess flew out with "mandarin ducks and legs" and kicked her in the face.Wei Xiaobao rolled over and twisted her left arm again.The little princess' boxing and kicking kung fu was taught by a master, far better than what Wei Xiaobao learned, if the two of them really had a duel, Wei Xiaobao would definitely not be her opponent.But the two were just wrestling underground at the moment, one wanted to escape, and the other held her tightly.Wei Xiaobao practiced this kind of twisting and wrestling kung fu for a long time, and competed with Kangxi for almost a year.Although Hai Laogong's rumors about his martial arts were half-truths and half-false, he practiced sloppily. After all, he still has a few strokes in the capture of close combat.After several rounds, although Wei Xiaobao received two punches in the chest, he had already grabbed the right arm of the little princess, turned around, and asked with a smile: "Surrender or not?"
The little princess said: "Don't surrender!" Wei Xiaobao raised his left knee, knelt on her back, and asked again: "Should you surrender?" The little princess still said: "No surrender!" Wei Xiaobao strengthened his hands and turned her behind his back raised his arm.The little princess let out an "ah" and cried.
Wei Xiaobao wrestled with Kangxi, no matter how bad the pain was, they never showed weakness, let alone cried, but when they were restrained by the opponent and unable to resist, they called "surrender", it was regarded as a round lost, and they would start again. than.Unexpectedly, the style of the little princess is completely different from that of Kangxi, and she cries when she loses.Wei Xiaobao said: "Bah! Useless little girl!" let her go.
At this moment, suddenly there was a click on the window pane, Wei Xiaobao said in a low voice: "Ah! There is a ghost!" The little Princess was shocked, and she turned her back and hugged him.
There was another sound on the pane, and the window was pushed open, even Wei Xiaobao was taken aback, tremblingly said: "There really is a ghost!" The little princess jumped forward and got into the bed In bed, trembling all over. The window was slowly pushed open, and someone called out eeriely, "Xiao Guizi, Xiao Guizi!" At first Wei Xiaobao thought it was Hai Laogong's ghost who came to claim his life, but hearing the voice was a woman's accent, he tremblingly said: "It's a female ghost!" He stepped back a few steps, his legs were sore, and he sat down on the edge of the bed. Suddenly a strong wind blew in, the candles in the room were extinguished, and there was a blur in front of the eyes, there was already one more person in the room.The female ghost called again gloomyly: "Xiao Guizi, Xiao Guizi! Lord Yan told you to go. Lord Yan said you killed Mr. Hai!" Wei Xiaobao was so frightened that he was scared out of his wits and wanted to say, "I did not kill Mr. Hai. "But tongue-tied, where can I speak?Only to hear the female ghost screaming again: "Yan Wangye wants to arrest you, go up the knife mountain, down the oil pan, Xiao Guizi, you can't escape today!" After hearing these few words, Wei Xiaobao suddenly realized: "It's the queen mother, not a female ghost!" But the fear in his heart didn't diminish in the slightest, and he thought: "If it's a female ghost, maybe you still won't catch me, but the queen mother will definitely kill me You can’t keep your mouth shut.” Ever since he learned the queen mother’s secret, he was always worried that she would kill him to silence him, but there was no movement, and as time passed, this worry gradually faded away, only that the queen mother believed him, thinking that he was really true. He didn't hear Hai Dafu's words; or maybe he thought that even if he heard it, he would not dare to reveal it, and then he was promoted to manage the imperial dining room. Thanks to him, everything was fine. How did he know that the reason why the Queen Mother didn't take action for so long was because she had suffered a lot of internal injuries when she fought with Mr. Hai that day, and seeing Mr. Hai kicked Wei Xiaobao so hard that he couldn't kill Wei Xiaobao. If he doesn't heal himself and lose his power, he doesn't dare to act rashly.This kind of killing and silence, you can't pretend to others, you have to do it yourself.Otherwise, wouldn't it be a big deal if the child said a few words when he was about to die?This matter involves too much, not to mention that Wei Xiaobao is just an insignificant little eunuch, even if he is a concubine, prince, general or minister, as long as there are a hundred people who can learn about this big secret, he will kill a hundred, and a thousand will kill one. thousand. She had waited for a long time, and her gong power had not yet recovered, but if she wanted to delay for another day, she would be in danger of leaking, and at this night she really did not want to wait any longer, so she decided to make a move, went outside Wei Xiaobao's house, when she pushed open the window Hearing Wei Xiaobao say "there is a ghost", he simply pretended to be a ghost.She didn't know that there was another person on the bed, so she slowly gathered strength, raised her right hand, and walked towards the bed step by step. Wei Xiaobao knew it was hard to resist, shrank his body, and slipped into bed.The Empress Dowager waved her palm and hit Wei Xiaobao and the little Princess at the same time with a bang, but luckily the strength was lost by a thick layer of quilt. The Empress Dowager raised her palm, and struck again with the second palm, this time with stronger force, as soon as the palm touched the quilt, she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her palm, which was injured by a sharp weapon, she yelled, and jumped back. Only three or four people shouted in unison outside the window: "There are assassins, there are assassins!" The queen mother was shocked: "How did anyone know?" Terrible, he didn't have time to check whether Wei Xiaobao was dead or not, so he jumped upside down from the window with both feet on his feet.Before landing, there were two people attacking from behind. The queen mother swung her palms backwards, making a move of "Rear Gu Wuyou", the left palm and the right palm hit the chests of both of them at the same time.The two fell straight out. Only the sound of gongs can be heard, and in a short while there are gongs in all directions.Someone shouted in the distance: "The first and second teams of the right guard protect the emperor, and the third team of the right guard protects the queen mother." Someone shouted after following the Dongshou rockery: "There are assassins here!" The Empress Dowager knew that these were the guards in the palace, so she shrank herself and hid beside the flowers, the pain in her palms became more and more severe, and she saw seven or eight groups of people fighting each other indistinctly, and the weapons kept colliding, she thought: "It turns out Is it true that an assassin has come to the palace, is it Old Man Hai's friend, or Oboi's former subordinate?" But the sound of orders could be heard in the distance, and in the darkness, the torches and the lights on the Kongming lanterns gathered in all directions.The Empress Dowager saw that if she didn't leave, it would be difficult to escape after a while, so she jumped out from behind the flowers with a short body, and rushed to the Palace of Compassion and Ning. After running for a few feet, one person rushed towards him, stabbed the queen mother with a pair of steel awls at the back door, and shouted: "Boldly rebelling against the thief, you dare to make trouble in the palace." Shoot him on the shoulder.The man slumped his shoulders to avoid it, and raised the steel awl with his left hand.The Queen Mother flicked to the left, and counterattacked with her right palm. In an instant, the two of them had performed several moves.The man yelled: "What a traitor, so she is a woman." The queen mother saw that the guard's martial arts skills are not low, although she can take care of it, but she has to take ten more tricks, if the rest of the guards come, in a hurry, Shouted: "I am the Empress Dowager." The guard was startled, stopped and asked: "What?" The Empress Dowager said: "Bold slave, how dare you offend the Empress Dowager?" , hit him in the chest.The guard died immediately.The Empress Dowager leaped out, and flashed into the flowers.
Wei Xiaobao got into the bed, and gave the queen mother a slap on the waist, almost suffocating immediately, in a crisis he pulled out the dagger from the shaft of his boot, put it vertically upwards in the bed, and the bed was raised.The Empress Dowager's second palm hit the bulge of the bed, the dagger was extremely sharp, and the Empress Dowager's palm was extremely powerful, the point of the dagger immediately passed through the quilt, pierced into the palm, and went straight to the back of the hand. After the Empress Dowager jumped out of the window, Wei Xiaobao lifted a corner of the quilt, only to hear the noise of people outside the room, his first thought at that time was: "The Empress Dowager sent someone to arrest me." He jumped off the bed and lifted the quilt Was, said: "Let's run away!" The little princess cried: "It hurts...it hurts me to death!" It turned out that the force of the queen mother's first palm hit Wei Xiaobao's back and also hit the young princess' left leg. The bone was broken. Wei Xiaobao said: "What's the matter!" He grabbed her clothes around the neck and said: "Run away, run away!" Pulling her off the bed.The little Princess landed on her right foot first, but felt severe pain in her left leg. She rolled on one side and fell to the ground, crying, "My...my leg is broken." In desperation, Wei Xiaobao scolded: "Little girl! , keep going, keep going..." I thought that it was important for me to run for my own life, not to mention that one leg was broken, even if four or eight legs were broken into seventeen or eighteen sections, I didn't care, turned around and grabbed the window, He looked outside, hoping that there was no one outside, so he jumped out. Looking around, I saw the queen mother waved her palms backwards, followed by two people flying up, and fell heavily to the ground, one of them just fell under his window, dimly saw that this person was wearing the uniform of a guard, my heart swelled Daqi: "Why is the Empress Dowager beating the guards in the palace?" Seeing the Empress Dowager dodging to hide in the flowers, and seeing six or seven people fighting a few feet away, each with a weapon in their hands, the fight was very fierce, and someone shouted in the distance. Said: "Take the assassin, take the assassin!" Wei Xiaobao was both surprised and delighted: "It turns out that the assassin really came, but he didn't come to take me." He stared and saw that the Queen Mother was fighting with a guard again.The guard used a pair of steel cones, although it was far away from his window, he could still see white light flashing on the steel cones.After fighting for a while, the Empress Dowager beat the guard to death again, and flew into the darkness to disappear. Wei Xiaobao turned his head to look at the little Princess, and saw her sitting on the ground, moaning softly.Knowing that he was not in danger, he immediately felt better. He walked up to her and said in a low voice, "Is it in great pain? Someone is coming to catch you outside, so please be quiet." The little princess was too frightened to make any more noises, and suddenly heard someone shouting outside: "The black-footed dog has sharp teeth, go to Cangshan Mountain!" The little princess said "Hey", "It's ours." Wei Xiaobao wondered "It's your friend? How do you know?" The little princess said: "They are talking about the code words of our Prince Mu Mansion, hurry... quickly... help me to have a look." Wei Xiaobao said: "They came to the palace to save you, Isn't it?" The little princess said: "I don't know, is this the imperial palace?" Wei Xiaobao didn't answer, thinking: "If they know that this little girl is here and rush in to save her, I'm no match for me." He stretched out his hand, pressed her mouth firmly, and threatened in a low voice: "Don't make a sound. If someone finds out, even your other leg will be broken. I can't bear it!" Only someone outside shouted "Ah!", and someone cheered: "Kill two assassins!" Someone shouted: "The assassins have fled to the east, everyone chases them!" The voices gradually faded away.Wei Xiaobao let go of his hand and said: "Your friend has escaped!" The princess said: "It's not escape! They said they went to 'Diancang Mountain', they meant to retreat temporarily." Wei Xiaobao said: "What is a black-legged dog? Something?" The little princess said: "The black-legged dog is a Tartar warrior." There was a faint sound of people in the distance, and the sound of orders was endless. It was obvious that the palace was rounding up the assassins. Suddenly, someone groaned twice under the window, but it was a woman's voice.Wei Xiaobao said: "There is an assassin who is still alive, I will stab her twice!" The guards in the palace are all men, so the moaning one is naturally the assassin. The little princess said: "No...don't kill, maybe it's from our mansion." Supporting Wei Xiaobao's shoulder, he stood up, put his right foot on the ground, jumped a few times, and when he reached the window, he saw two people under the window, asking Said: "It's all over the world..." Wei Xiaobao stretched out his hand, and pressed her mouth again.A woman under the window said: "Under the throne of Peacock Ming, you... are you the little princess?" Wei Xiaobao thought to himself that this woman had spotted the little princess, and that something bad happened, so he raised the dagger and was about to throw it down, but suddenly his right wrist tightened, and was already held by the little princess, followed by a pain in her side, and pressed her mouth The hand also loosened involuntarily. The little princess asked: "Is that a senior sister?" The woman under the window said: "It's me. You...what are you doing here?" Wei Xiaobao interjected: "Your grandma, what are you doing here?" The little princess said: "You... don't scold her, she is my senior sister. Senior sister, are you injured? You... You should find a way to save my senior sister. Senior sister treats me the best." Her words The words were spoken to the two of them separately.The woman under the window groaned and said, "I don't want this kid to save me. Forgive him, he doesn't have the ability to save me." Wei Xiaobao struggled hard, but the princess let go.Wei Xiaobao scolded: "Stinky girl! Are you saying I'm not capable of saving you? You little girl with ninth-rate martial arts, hmph, I just need to stretch out a little finger, and I can save your mother's twenty, thirty, seven Eighty." At this time, the voice of "catch the assassin, catch the assassin" sounded in the distance.The little princess was in a hurry, and hurriedly said: "Hurry up and save my senior sister, I... I will call you three times, good... good... brother, good brother, good brother." These three words, she didn't say anything at first. Ken called, but at this time, in order to beg him to save someone, he even called three times. Wei Xiaobao was overjoyed, and said: "Good girl, what do you want a good brother for?" The little princess blushed with shame, and said in a low voice: "Please save my senior sister." The woman under the window had a very stubborn tone, saying "Don't beg him, this kid can't protect himself, he can't even save himself." Wei Xiaobao said: "Hmph, for my good girl's sake, I want to save you. My good girl, we have spoken, we must not deny it." , you want me to save your senior sister, and you must not change your words in the future, and you must always call me a good brother." The little princess said: "You can do anything you want. Good uncle, good uncle, good father-in-law!" Wei Xiaobao said: "I just do Good brother. I'm afraid there will be fewer people who call me 'Elder-in-law'." The little princess said: "Yes, I will always... always call you hello...well..." Wei Xiaobao said: "What are you doing?" The little princess said : "Okay...brother!" He said and pushed him lightly on the back. Wei Xiaobao jumped out of the window, only to see a woman in black curled up and leaning on the ground, said: "The palace guards have come to arrest you, cut you into meat sauce, and made meat buns to eat." Said: "Is it rare? Someone will avenge me." Wei Xiaobao said: "You little girl is stubborn. The guards will not kill you, but take off your clothes, everyone... everyone takes you as a wife." The woman He said angrily, "You're going to kill the girl with one knife." Wei Xiaobao laughed and said, "Why did I kill you? I'm going to take off your clothes too, and take you as my wife." He leaned over and hugged her.The woman was very anxious and slapped him across the face with her palm, but she was seriously injured, her hand had no strength, the slap on the face was like a light swipe. Wei Xiaobao smiled and said: "You haven't become my wife yet, so tickle my husband first." He picked her up and sent her in through the window. The little princess was overjoyed, stepped forward to catch the girl, and slowly put her on the bed. Wei Xiaobao was about to follow him into the room when he suddenly heard someone whispering at his feet: "Gui...Gui Gonggong, this woman...this woman is a traitor...assassin, save...you can't save her." Wei Xiaobao was startled, and asked Said: "You... who are you?" The man said: "I... I am... a palace guard..." Wei Xiaobao immediately understood that he was the guard who had been hit by the Queen Mother just now, and he was not dead , he was lying on the ground, unable to move, talking intermittently, he must be seriously injured, thinking: "If I hand over the woman in black, it will be a credit, but what about the little princess? This matter has been exposed Come out, that would be a catastrophe." Picking up the dagger, he slammed it into his chest.The guard didn't even hum, and died immediately. Wei Xiaobao said: "I'm sorry, if you hadn't spoken just now, you wouldn't have died. It's just that my Eunuch Gui's head won't sit so securely on this neck." He thought again: "I'm afraid that there are still some injured people in Zuo Jin, so I can't say, so I have to kill them all." He searched the surrounding flowers and rockeries, and there were five corpses in the ground, three were palace guards, and two were foreign assassins. , have all died of anger.Wei Xiaobao picked up the corpse of an assassin, placed it on the window pane, head inside and feet out, then poked the back of the corpse a few times with the dagger. The little princess was shocked and said: "He...he is from our palace, he is dead, why did you kill him again?" Wei Xiaobao snorted, and said: "He's already dead, so I can't kill him anymore. You can kill a dead man and show me! You have to do this to save your stinky little lady." The woman lay on the bed and said: "You stink!" Wei Xiaobao said: "You haven't smelled it before, how do you know I smell?" The woman said: "There is a stench in this room." Wei Xiaobao said: "Originally It's very fragrant, it only stinks after you come in." The little princess said anxiously: "You two don't know each other, and you quarrel as soon as you meet, so stop arguing. Sister, why are you here? Are... are you here to save me?" The woman said: "We don't know You are here. Everyone lost you and searched everywhere, but couldn't find..." At this point, I was out of breath.Wei Xiaobao said: "If you don't have the strength to speak, just say a few words." The woman said: "I just want to say. How are you?" Wei Xiaobao said: "You can talk if you have the ability. The little princess is so gentle and gentle, how can you be so gentle? You are so hot." The little princess hurriedly said: "No, no, you don't know. My senior sister is the best. Don't scold her, and she won't be angry with you. Senior sister, where did you get hurt? Seriously Is it not serious?" Wei Xiaobao said: "She is not good at martial arts, she overestimated her own strength, she came to the palace to appear in this world, so she was seriously injured, I don't think she can live for three hours, and she will die before dawn." The little princess said: " I won’t. Alright... good bro... you should think of a way to save my senior sister.” The woman said angrily, “I’d rather die than let him save me. Little Princess, this kid is so slippery, why did you call him ...Call him this?" Wei Xiaobao said, "What do you call me?" But the woman was not fooled, and said: "Call you a little monkey." Wei Xiaobao said: "I am a male monkey, and you are a female monkey." Quarreling and quarreling with women, he has practiced for a long time in the Lichun Academy, what? I have experienced all the big battles, how can I lose to others?When the woman heard him speak vulgar and rascally words, she ignored him and just panted. Wei Xiaobao lifted the candlestick on the table and said: "Let's see where her injury is first." The woman shouted: "Don't look at me, don't look at me!" Wei Xiaobao shouted: "Don't shout loudly, you want someone to catch you to do Wife?" Taking a photo near the candlestick, I saw that half of the woman's face was covered with blood, she was about seventeen or eighteen years old, she had an oval face, and she was very beautiful. son." The little princess said: "Don't scold my senior sister, she...she was a beauty." Wei Xiaobao said: "Okay! I definitely want to take her as my wife." The woman was startled, and wanted to struggle to hit someone, but she lifted her body slightly, and fell onto the bed with an "ah". Wei Xiaobao naturally heard a lot about men and women in the brothel, and he didn't take it seriously, but he said "take her as his wife". Born to be a prankster, seeing that woman became very anxious when he heard that he wanted to take her as his wife, he couldn't help being very proud, and said with a smile: "You don't have to be impatient, how can you be a husband and wife if you haven't paid homage yet? You think this is Li Spring courtyard? Just do it as a couple. Ah! Your wound is bleeding, but it stained my bed." I saw blood oozing from her clothes, and the injury was really serious.
Suddenly, a group of people approached quickly, and someone called out, "Eunuch Gui, Eunuch Gui, are you alright?" The guards in the palace repelled the assassins, sent people to protect the emperor, queen mother, and high-ranking concubines, and then came to protect the eunuchs with duties and power.Wei Xiaobao was a celebrity in front of the emperor, so there were more than a dozen guards scrambling to please him. Wei Xiaobao whispered to the little princess: "Go to bed." Pulling the quilt over to cover both of them, he lowered the curtain and shouted: "Come quickly, there are assassins here!" The woman was shocked, but she was seriously injured , where can I afford to struggle?The little Princess hurriedly said: "Don't yell, don't ask someone to arrest my senior sister." Wei Xiaobao said: "She refuses to be my wife, so what kindness is there?" While speaking, more than a dozen guards rushed to the window.One person shouted: "Ah, there is an assassin here." Wei Xiaobao smiled and said: "This guy wants to crawl into my room and give me a few knives." The guards raised the torches, and they saw several wounds on the man's back , There were bloodstains on the clothes, on the windows, and on the ground.One person said: "Eunuch Gui is shocked." The other said: "Why is Eunuch Gui so surprised? Eunuch Gui is very good at martial arts, he killed the assassin with a single move of his hand, and then came a few more and killed them in the same way." The guard followed suit, praising Wei Xiaobao for his greatness, and made another great contribution tonight. Wei Xiaobao said with a smile: "It's nothing to be credited with. It doesn't take much effort to deal with one or two assassins. It's more difficult to capture the 'No. 1 Warrior of Manchuria' Oboi." Naturally, the guards were full of flattery. A guard said: "Shi Lao Liu and Xiong Lao Er died in the line of duty, these assassins are really vicious. If it weren't for Eunuch Gui, how could they have dealt with it?" Wei Xiaobao said: "It's important for everyone to protect the emperor, I'm fine here. "One person said: "Director Duo led more than two hundred brothers and personally guarded in front of the emperor's bedroom. The assassins fled and killed. The palace is already quiet." Wei Xiaobao said: "The bodyguard who died in the line of duty, I will ask the emperor to reward him with more compensation tomorrow, everyone has worked hard, the emperor will definitely reward him a lot." Everyone was overjoyed, and they greeted him and thanked him.Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "You don't need me to spend money to reward people, why don't you be more good people?" He said: "I don't remember the names of everyone clearly, please report it yourself. If the emperor asks about fighting bravely tonight Those who have made great efforts and made great achievements, brothers can also mention them." The guards liked it even more, so they hurriedly reported their names.Wei Xiaobao had a very good memory, he repeated the names of more than ten people, and they were absolutely correct, and said: "Everyone go around to patrol, maybe there are assassins hiding in dark and secluded places, if they are caught alive, the man tortured, the woman stripped her clothes and became his wife." The guards laughed loudly and said repeatedly: "Yes, yes!" Wei Xiaobao said: "Can you carry the corpse away?" All the guards agreed, rushed to carry the corpse, and left in peace.
Wei Xiaobao closed the window, turned around, and opened the quilt.The little princess smiled and said: "You are really bad, you gave us a big jump...Ah yo..." There was blood all over the quilt, her sister's face was pale, and her breathing was weak.Wei Xiaobao said: "Where is her injury? Stop her bleeding quickly." The woman said: "You... you go away, little princess, I... I am wounded on my chest." Seeing that she was bleeding profusely, Wei Xiaobao was afraid of her He died of a serious injury. He didn't dare to tease him anymore. He turned his head and said, "The wound is bleeding, what's so good about it? Are you talking about dioramas or kaleidoscopes? Little princess, do you have any wound medicine?" The little princess said: "I No." Wei Xiaobao said: "Is there any one with you?" The woman said: "No! You...you are the little girl." Hearing the rustling of the clothes, the little princess unbuttoned the woman's clothes, and suddenly exclaimed: "Ah! What... what should I do?" Wei Xiaobao turned his head and saw a two-inch long hole under the woman's right breast. The wound, the blood kept flowing.The little princess was at a loss, and cried: "You... you... quickly save my senior sister..." The woman was shocked and ashamed, and said in a trembling voice: "Don't...don't let him see." Wei Xiaobao said: "Bah, I I don’t really want to look at it.” Seeing that she was bleeding profusely, she couldn’t help panicking, and looked around the room, looking for some cotton cloth to plug her wound, and at a glance, she saw that most of the medicine bowl was filled with “lotus paste, bean paste and honey”. "Pearl paste", said happily: "My miraculous medicine can stop bleeding very well." Pick up a big handful and rub it on her wound. The honey paste was very viscous, it stuck to the wound, and the bleeding stopped.Wei Xiaobao applied all the honey paste in the bowl to her wound, and his own fingers were also covered with honey paste, seeing her pepper milk trembling, this little urchin couldn't restrain his mischievous thoughts, so he smeared all the honey paste on her breasts.那女子又羞又怒，叫道：“小……小郡主，快……快给我杀了他。”小郡主解释：“师姊，他给你治伤呢！” 那女子气得险些晕去，苦于动弹不得。韦小宝道：“你快点了她的穴道，不许她乱说乱动，否则流血不止，性命交关。”小郡主应道：“是！”点了那女子小腹、胁下、腿上几处穴道，说道：“师姊，你别乱动！”这时她自己断腿处也是痛得不可开交，眼眶中泪水不住滚来滚去。韦小宝道：“你也躺着别动。”记得幼时在扬州与小流氓打架，有人跌断手臂，跌打医生用夹板将断臂夹住，敷以草药，当下拔出匕首，割下两条凳脚，夹在她断腿之侧，牢牢用绳子缚紧，心想：“这伤药却到哪里找去？” 一凝思间，已有了主意，向小郡主道：“你们躺在床上，千万不可出声。”放下帐子，吹熄了烛火，拔闩出门。小郡主惊问：“你……你到哪里去？”韦小宝道：“去拿药治你的腿。”小郡主道：“你快些回来。”韦小宝道：“是了。”听小郡主说话的语气，竟将自己当作了大靠山，不禁大是得意。他反手带上了门，一想不妥，又推门进去，上了门闩，从窗中跃出，关上了窗子。这样一来，宫中除了太后、皇上，谁也不敢擅自进他屋子。 他走得十几步，只觉后腰际隐隐作痛，心想：“皇太后这老婊子下毒手打我，在宫中再耽下去，老子迟早老命难保，还是尽早溜之大吉的为妙。” 他向有火光处走去，却是几名侍卫正在巡逻，一见到他，抢着迎了上来。韦小宝问道：“宫里侍卫兄弟们有多少人受伤？”一人道：“回公公：有七八人重伤，十四五人轻伤。”韦小宝道：“在哪里治伤，带我去瞧瞧。”众侍卫齐道：“公公关心侍卫兄弟，大伙儿没一个不感激。”便有两名侍卫领路，带着韦小宝到众侍卫驻守的宿卫值班房。 二十来名受伤的侍卫躺在厅上，四名太医正忙着给众人治伤。 韦小宝上前慰问，不住夸奖众人，为了保护皇上，奋不顾身，英勇杀敌，一一询问伤者姓名。众侍卫登时精神大振，似乎伤口也不怎么痛了。韦小宝问道：“这些反贼到底是哪一路的？是鳌拜那厮的手下吗？”一名侍卫道：“似乎是汉人。却不知捉到了活口没有？” 韦小宝询问众侍卫和刺客格斗的情形，眼中留神观看太医用药。众侍卫有的受了刀枪外伤，有的受了拳掌内伤，又或是断骨挫伤。韦小宝道：“这些伤药，我身边都得备上一些，倘若宫中侍卫兄弟们受了伤，来不及召请太医，我好先给大伙儿治治。哼，这些刺客穷凶极恶，天大的胆子，今天没一网打尽，难保以后不会再来。” 几名侍卫都道：“桂公公体恤侍卫兄弟，真想得周到。” 韦小宝说道：“刚才我受三名刺客围攻，我杀了一名，另外两个家伙逃走了，可是我后腰也给刺客重重打了一掌，这时兀自疼痛。”心道：“老婊子来行刺老子，难道不是刺客？老子这一次可没说谎。”四名太医一听，忙放下众侍卫，一齐过来，解开他袍子察看，果见后腰有老大一块乌青，忙调药给他外敷内服。 韦小宝叫太医将各种伤药都包上一大包，揣在怀里，问明了外敷内服的用法，再取了两块敷伤用的夹板，又夸奖一阵，慰问一阵，这才离去。 他见识幼稚，说的话乱七八糟，殊不得体，夸奖慰问之中，夹着不少市井粗口。众侍卫虽然出身宗室贵族，但大都是粗鲁武人，对于“奶奶，十八代祖宗”原就不如何看重，本来给刺客打伤，自觉艺不如人，待见皇上最宠幸的桂公公也因与刺客格斗而受伤，沮丧之余，忽蒙桂公公夸奖，那等于是皇上传旨嘉勉，就算给他大骂一顿，心中也着实受用，何况是赞得天花乱坠？这一番当真心花怒放，恨不得身上伤口再加长加阔几寸。 韦小宝回到自己屋子，先在窗外侧耳倾听，房中并无声息，低声道：“小郡主，是我回来了。”他生怕贸然爬进窗去，给那女子砍上一刀，刺上一剑，怀中那几大包伤药可得自己先用了。小郡主喜道：“嗯，我等了你好久啦。”韦小宝爬入房中，关上窗，点亮蜡烛，揭开帐子，见两个少女并头而卧。那女子与他目光一触，立即闭上了眼。小郡主却睁着一双明亮澄澈的眼睛，目光中露出欣慰之意。 韦小宝道：“小郡主，我给你敷伤药。”小郡主道：“不，先治我师姊。请你将伤药给我，我替她敷。”韦小宝道：“什么你啊我的，叫也不叫一声。”小郡主涩然一笑，问道：“你到底叫什么名字？我听他们叫你桂公公。”韦小宝道：“桂公公，是他们叫的，你叫我什么？”小郡主微微闭眼，低声道：“我心里……心里可以叫你好……好哥哥，嘴上老是叫着，这可不……不……好。”韦小宝道：“好，咱们通融一下，有人在旁的时候，我叫你小郡主，你叫我桂大哥。没有人时，我叫你好妹子，你叫我好哥哥。” 小郡主还没答应，那女子睁眼道：“小郡主，肉麻死啦，他讨你便宜，别听他的。” 韦小宝道：“哼，又不是要你叫，你多管什么闲事？你就叫我好哥哥，我还不要呢。”小郡主问道：“那你要她叫你什么？”韦小宝道：“除非要她叫我好老公，亲亲老公。”那女子脸上一红，随即现出鄙夷之色，说道：“你想做人家老公，来世投胎啦。”小郡主道：“好啦，好啦，你两个又不是前世冤家，怎地见面就吵？桂大哥，请你给我伤药。”韦小宝道：“我先给你敷药。”揭开被子，卷起小郡主裤管，拆开用作夹板的凳脚，将跌打伤药敷在小腿折骨之处，然后将取来的夹板夹住伤腿，紧紧缚住。小郡主连声道谢，甚是诚恳。 韦小宝道：“我老婆叫什么名字？”小郡主一怔，道：“你老婆？”见韦小宝向那女子一努嘴，微笑道：“你就爱说笑，我师姊姓方，名叫……”那女子急道：“别跟他说。”韦小宝听到她姓方，登时想起沐王府中“刘白方苏”四大家将来，便道：“她姓方，我当然知道。什么圣手居士苏冈，白氏双木白寒松、白寒枫，都是我的亲戚。” 小郡主和那女子听得他说到苏冈与白氏兄弟的名字，都大为惊奇。小郡主道：“怎……怎么他们都是你的亲戚？”韦小宝道：“刘白方苏，四大家将，咱们自然是亲戚。”小郡主更加诧异，道：“真想不到。”那女子道：“小郡主，别信他胡说。这小孩儿坏得很。他不是我亲戚，有了这种亲戚才倒霉呢。” 韦小宝哈哈大笑，将伤药交给小郡主，俯嘴在她耳边低声道：“好妹子，你悄悄的跟我说，她叫什么名字。”但两个少女并枕而卧，韦小宝说得虽轻，还是给那女子听见了，她急道：“别说。”韦小宝笑道：“不说也可以，那我就要亲你一个嘴。先在这边脸上香一香，再在那边香一香，然后亲一个嘴。你到底爱亲嘴呢，还是爱说名字？我猜你一定爱亲嘴。”烛光下见那女子容色艳丽，衣衫单薄，鼻中闻到淡淡的一阵阵女儿体香，心中大乐，说道：“原来你果然是香的，这可要好好的香上一香了。” 那女子无法动弹，给这惫懒小子气得鼻孔生烟，幸好他年纪幼小，适才听了众侍卫的言语，又知他是个太监，只不过口头上顽皮胡闹，不会有什么真正非礼之行，倒也并不如何惊惶，见他将嘴巴凑过来真要亲嘴，忙道：“好，好，说给这小鬼听罢！” 小郡主笑了笑，说道：“我师姊姓方，单名一个'怡'字，'心'字旁一个'台'字的'怡'。”韦小宝根本不知道“怡”字怎生写法，点了点头，道：“嗯，这名字马马虎虎，也不算很好。小郡主，你又叫什么名字？”小郡主道：“我叫沐剑屏，是屏风的屏，不是浮萍的萍。”韦小宝自不知这两个字有什么区别，说道：“这名字比较好些，不过也不是第一流的。”方怡道：“你的名字一定是第一流的了，尊姓大名，却又不知如何好法？” 韦小宝一怔，心想：“我的真姓名不能说，小桂子这名字似乎也没什么精采。”便道：“我姓吾，在宫里做太监，大家叫我'吾老公'。”方怡冷笑道：“吾老公，吾老公，这名字倒挺……”说到这里，登时醒觉，原来上了他的大当，呸的一声，道：“瞎说！” 小郡主沐剑屏道：“你又骗人，我听得他们叫你桂公公，不是姓吾。”韦小宝道：“男人就叫我桂公公，女人都叫我吾老公。”方怡道：“我知道你叫什么名字。”韦小宝微微一惊，问道：“你怎么知道？”方怡道：“我知道你姓胡，名说，字八道！” 韦小宝哈哈一笑，见方怡说了这一会子话，呼吸又急促起来，便道：“好妹子，你给她敷药罢，别痛死了她。我吾老公就只这么一个老婆，这个老婆一死，第二个可娶不起了。” 沐剑屏道：“师姊说你胡说八道，果然不错。”放下帐子，揭开被给方怡敷药，问道：“桂大哥，你先前敷的止血药怎么办？”韦小宝道：“血止住了没有？”沐剑屏道：“止住了。”原来蜜糖一物颇具止血之效，粘性又强，粘住了伤口，竟然不再流血，至于莲蓉、豆泥等物虽无药效，但堆在伤口之上，也有阻血外流之功。 韦小宝大喜，道：“我这灵丹妙药，灵得胜过菩萨的仙丹，你这可相信了罢。其中许多珍珠粉末，涂在她的胸口，将来伤愈之后，她胸脯好看得不得了，有羞花闭月之貌，只可惜只有我儿子才瞧得见。”沐剑屏嗤的一笑，道：“你真说得有趣。怎么只有你儿子才……”韦小宝道：“她喂我儿子吃奶，我儿子自然瞧见了。”方怡呸的一声。 沐剑屏睁着圆圆的双眼，却不明白，方师姊为什么会喂他的儿子吃奶。 韦小宝道：“把这些止血灵药轻轻抹下，再敷上伤药。”沐剑屏答应道：“嗷！” 便在此时，忽听得门外有人走近，一人朗声说道：“桂公公，你睡了没有？”韦小宝道：“睡了，是哪一位？有事明天再说罢！”门外那人道：“下官瑞栋。” 韦小宝吃了一惊，道：“啊！是瑞副总管驾到，不知有……有什么事？” 瑞栋是御前侍卫的副总管，韦小宝平时和众侍卫闲谈，各人都赞这位瑞副总管武功甚是了得，仅次于御前侍卫总管多隆，是侍卫队中一位极了不起的人物。他近年来常在外公干，韦小宝却没见过。 瑞栋道：“下官有件急事，想跟公公商议。惊吵了桂公公安睡。”韦小宝沉思：“他半夜三更的，来干什么？定是知道我屋里藏了刺客，前来搜查，那可如何是好？我如不开门，看来他会硬闯。这两个小娘又都受了伤，逃也来不及了。只好随机应变，骗了他出去。”瑞栋又道：“这件事干系重大，否则也不敢来打扰公公的清梦了。” 韦小宝道：“好，我来开门。”钻头入帐，低声道：“千万别作声。” 走到外房，带上了门，硬起头皮打开大门。只见门外站着一条大汉，身材魁梧，自己头顶还不及到他项颈。瑞栋拱手道：“打扰了，公公勿怪。” 韦小宝道：“好说，好说。”仰头看他的脸色。只见他脸上既无笑容，亦无怒色，不知他心意如何，问道：“瑞副总管有什么要紧事？”却不请他进屋。瑞栋道：“适才奉太后懿旨，说今晚有刺客闯宫犯驾，大逆不道，命我向桂公公查问明白。” 韦小宝一听到“太后懿旨”四字，便知大事不妙，说道：“是啊！我也正要向你查问个明白呢。刚才我去向皇上请安，皇上说道：'瑞栋这奴才可大胆得很了，他一回到宫中，哼哼……'” 瑞栋大吃一惊，忙问：“皇上还说什么？” 韦小宝和他胡言乱语，原是拖延时刻，想法脱身逃走，见一句话便诱得他上钩，便道：“皇上吩咐我天明之后，立刻向众侍卫打听，到底瑞栋这奴才勾引刺客入宫，是受了谁的指使，有什么阴谋，同党还有哪些人？” 瑞栋更是吃惊，颤声说道：“皇……皇上怎么说……说是我勾引刺客入宫？是哪个奸徒向皇上瞎说？这……这不是天大的冤枉么？” 韦小宝道：“皇上吩咐我悄悄查明，又说：'瑞栋这奴才听到了风声，必定会来杀你，你可得小心了。'我说：'皇上万安，谅瑞栋这奴才便有天大的胆子，也决不敢在宫中行凶杀人。'皇上道：'哼，那可未必。这奴才竟敢勾引刺客入宫，要不利于我，还有什么事做不出来？'” 瑞栋急道：“你……你胡说！我没勾引刺客入宫，皇上……皇上不会胡乱冤枉好人。今晚我亲手打死了三名刺客，许多侍卫兄弟都亲眼见到的。皇上尽可叫他们去查问。”说着额头突起了青筋，双手紧紧握住了拳头。 韦小宝心想：“先吓他一个魂不附体，手足无措，挨到天明，老子便逃了出宫。那小郡主和方怡又怎么办？哼，老子泥菩萨过江，自身难保，逃得性命再说，管她什么小郡主、老郡主，方怡、圆怡？老子假太监不扮了，青木堂香主也不干了，拿着四五十万两银子，到扬州开丽夏院、丽秋院、丽冬院去。”说道：“这么说来，那些刺客不是你勾引入宫的了？”瑞栋道：“自然不是。太后亲口说道，是你勾引入宫的。太后吩咐我别听你的花言巧语，一掌毙了便是。”韦小宝道：“这恐怕你我二人都受了奸人的诬告。瑞副总管，你不用担心，我去向皇上跟你分辩分辩。只要真的不是你勾引刺客，皇上年纪虽小，却十分英明，对我又十分信任，这件事自能水落石出。” 瑞栋道：“好，多谢你啦！你这就跟我见太后去。” 韦小宝道：“深更半夜，见太后去干什么？我还是趁早去见皇上的好，只怕这会儿已有人奉旨来捉拿你了。瑞副总管，我跟你说，侍卫们来拿你，你千万不可抵抗，倘若拒捕，罪名就不易洗脱了。” 瑞栋脸上肌肉不住颤动，怒道：“太后说你最爱胡说八道，果然不错。我没犯罪，为甚么要拒捕？你跟我见太后罢！”韦小宝身子一侧，低声道：“你瞧，捉你的人来啦！” 瑞栋脸色大变，转头去看。韦小宝一转身，便抢进了房中。 瑞栋转头见身后无人，知道上当，急追入房，纵身伸手，往韦小宝背上抓去。 其实韦小宝一番恐吓，瑞栋心下十分惊惶，倘若韦小宝坚持要去见皇帝，瑞栋多半不敢强行阻拦。但韦小宝房中藏着两个女子，其中一人确是进宫来犯驾的刺客，只道事已败露，适才太后又曾亲自来取他性命，哪里敢去见皇帝分辩？骗得瑞栋一回头，立即便奔入房中，只盼能穿窗逃走。他想御花园中到处是假山花丛，黑夜里躲将起来，却也不易捉到。不料瑞栋身手敏捷，韦小宝刚踏进房门，便追了进来。 韦小宝窜入房后，纵身跃起，踏上了窗槛，正欲跃出，瑞栋右掌拍出，一股劲风，扑向他背心。韦小宝腿弯一软，摔了下来。瑞栋左手探出，抓向他后腰。韦小宝施展擒拿手法，双掌奋力格开，但人小力弱，身子一晃，扑通一声，摔入了大水缸中。这水缸原是海老公治伤之用，海老公死后，韦小宝也没叫人取出。 瑞栋哈哈大笑，伸手入缸，一把却抓了个空，原来韦小宝已缩成一团。但这水缸能有多大，再抓一次，终于抓住他后领，湿淋淋的提将上来。 韦小宝一张嘴，一口水喷向瑞栋眼中，跟着身子前纵，扑入他怀中，左手搂住他头颈。 瑞栋大叫一声，身子抖了几下，抓住韦小宝后领的右手慢慢松了，他满脸满眼是水，眼睛却睁得大大的，脸上尽是迷惘惊惶，喉头咯咯数声，想要说话，却说不出话来，只听得嗤的一声轻响，一把短剑从他胸口直划而下，直至小腹，剖了一道长长的口子。 瑞栋睁眼瞧着这把短剑，可不知此剑从何而来。他自胸至腹，鲜血狂迸，突然之间，身子向后倒下，直至身亡，仍不知韦小宝用什么法子杀了自己。 韦小宝嘿的一声，左手接过匕首，右手从自己长袍中伸了出来。原来他摔入水缸，一缩身间，已抽出匕首，藏入长袍，刀口向外。他一口水喷得瑞栋双目难睁，跟着纵身向前，抱住了他，这把削铁如泥的匕首已刺入他心口。倘若当真相斗，十个韦小宝也未必是他对手，但仓促之间奇变横生，赫赫有名的瑞副总管竟尔中了暗算。 韦小宝和瑞栋二人如何抢入房中，韦小宝如何摔入水缸，方怡和沐剑屏隔着帐子都看得清清楚楚，但瑞栋将韦小宝从水缸中抓了出来，随即被杀，韦小宝使的是什么手法，方沐二女却都莫名其妙。 韦小宝想吹几句牛，说道：“我……我……这……这……”只听得自己声音嘶哑，竟说不出话来，适才死里逃生，可也已吓得六神无主。 沐剑屏道：“谢天谢地，你……居然杀了这鞑子。”方怡道：“这瑞栋外号'铁掌无敌'，今晚打死了我沐王府的三个兄弟。你为我们报了仇，很好！很好！”
韦小宝心神略定，说道：“他是'铁掌无故'，就是敌不过我韦……桂公公、吾老公。我是第一流的武学高手，毕竟不同。”伸手到瑞栋怀中去掏摸，摸出一本写满了小字的小册子，又有几件公文。 韦小宝也不识得，顺手放在一旁，忽然触到他后腰硬硬的藏着什么物件，用匕首割开袍子，见是一个油布包袱，说道：“这是什么宝贝了，藏得这么好？”割断包上丝绦，打开包袱，原来包着一部书，书函上赫然写着“四十二章经”五字，这经书的大小厚薄，与以前所见的全然一样，只不过封皮是红绸子镶以白边。 韦小宝叫道：“啊哟！”急忙伸手入怀，取出从康亲王府盗来的那部《四十二章经》，幸好他跃入水缸之后，立即为瑞栋抓起，只湿了书函外皮，并未湿到书页。两部经书放在桌上，除了封皮一是红绸、一是红绸镶白边之外，全然一模一样。到此为止，他已看到四部《四十二章经》，眼下两部在太后手中，自己则有两部，心想：“这经书之中，定有不少古怪，可惜我不识字，如请小郡主和方姑娘瞧瞧，定会明白。但这样一来，他们就瞧不起我了。”拉开抽屉，将两部经书放入。 寻思：“刚才太后自己来杀我，她是怕我得知了她的秘密，泄漏出去，后来又派这瑞栋来杀我，却胡乱安了我一个罪名，说我勾引刺客入宫。她等了一回，不见瑞栋回报，又会再派人来。这可得先下手为强，立即去向皇上告状，挨到天明，老子逃出了宫去，再也不回来啦。”向方怡道：“我须得出去瞎造谣，说这瑞栋跟你们沐王府勾结，好老……好老……方姑娘（他本来想叫一声“好老婆”，但局势紧急，不能多开玩笑，以致误了大事，便改口叫她“方姑娘”），你们今晚到皇宫来，到底要干什么？想行刺皇帝吗？我劝你们别行刺小皇帝，太后这老婊子不是好东西，你们专门去刺她好了。” 方怡道：“你既是自己人，跟你说了也不打紧。咱们假冒是吴三桂儿子吴应熊的手下，到皇宫来行刺鞑子皇帝。能够得手固然甚好，否则的话，也可让皇帝一怒之下，将吴三桂杀了。” 韦小
There was another sound on the pane, and the window was pushed open, even Wei Xiaobao was taken aback, tremblingly said: "There really is a ghost!" The little princess jumped forward and got into the bed In bed, trembling all over. The window was slowly pushed open, and someone called out eeriely, "Xiao Guizi, Xiao Guizi!" At first Wei Xiaobao thought it was Hai Laogong's ghost who came to claim his life, but hearing the voice was a woman's accent, he tremblingly said: "It's a female ghost!" He stepped back a few steps, his legs were sore, and he sat down on the edge of the bed. Suddenly a strong wind blew in, the candles in the room were extinguished, and there was a blur in front of the eyes, there was already one more person in the room.The female ghost called again gloomyly: "Xiao Guizi, Xiao Guizi! Lord Yan told you to go. Lord Yan said you killed Mr. Hai!" Wei Xiaobao was so frightened that he was scared out of his wits and wanted to say, "I did not kill Mr. Hai. "But tongue-tied, where can I speak?Only to hear the female ghost screaming again: "Yan Wangye wants to arrest you, go up the knife mountain, down the oil pan, Xiao Guizi, you can't escape today!" After hearing these few words, Wei Xiaobao suddenly realized: "It's the queen mother, not a female ghost!" But the fear in his heart didn't diminish in the slightest, and he thought: "If it's a female ghost, maybe you still won't catch me, but the queen mother will definitely kill me You can’t keep your mouth shut.” Ever since he learned the queen mother’s secret, he was always worried that she would kill him to silence him, but there was no movement, and as time passed, this worry gradually faded away, only that the queen mother believed him, thinking that he was really true. He didn't hear Hai Dafu's words; or maybe he thought that even if he heard it, he would not dare to reveal it, and then he was promoted to manage the imperial dining room. Thanks to him, everything was fine. How did he know that the reason why the Queen Mother didn't take action for so long was because she had suffered a lot of internal injuries when she fought with Mr. Hai that day, and seeing Mr. Hai kicked Wei Xiaobao so hard that he couldn't kill Wei Xiaobao. If he doesn't heal himself and lose his power, he doesn't dare to act rashly.This kind of killing and silence, you can't pretend to others, you have to do it yourself.Otherwise, wouldn't it be a big deal if the child said a few words when he was about to die?This matter involves too much, not to mention that Wei Xiaobao is just an insignificant little eunuch, even if he is a concubine, prince, general or minister, as long as there are a hundred people who can learn about this big secret, he will kill a hundred, and a thousand will kill one. thousand. She had waited for a long time, and her gong power had not yet recovered, but if she wanted to delay for another day, she would be in danger of leaking, and at this night she really did not want to wait any longer, so she decided to make a move, went outside Wei Xiaobao's house, when she pushed open the window Hearing Wei Xiaobao say "there is a ghost", he simply pretended to be a ghost.She didn't know that there was another person on the bed, so she slowly gathered strength, raised her right hand, and walked towards the bed step by step. Wei Xiaobao knew it was hard to resist, shrank his body, and slipped into bed.The Empress Dowager waved her palm and hit Wei Xiaobao and the little Princess at the same time with a bang, but luckily the strength was lost by a thick layer of quilt. The Empress Dowager raised her palm, and struck again with the second palm, this time with stronger force, as soon as the palm touched the quilt, she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her palm, which was injured by a sharp weapon, she yelled, and jumped back. Only three or four people shouted in unison outside the window: "There are assassins, there are assassins!" The queen mother was shocked: "How did anyone know?" Terrible, he didn't have time to check whether Wei Xiaobao was dead or not, so he jumped upside down from the window with both feet on his feet.Before landing, there were two people attacking from behind. The queen mother swung her palms backwards, making a move of "Rear Gu Wuyou", the left palm and the right palm hit the chests of both of them at the same time.The two fell straight out. Only the sound of gongs can be heard, and in a short while there are gongs in all directions.Someone shouted in the distance: "The first and second teams of the right guard protect the emperor, and the third team of the right guard protects the queen mother." Someone shouted after following the Dongshou rockery: "There are assassins here!" The Empress Dowager knew that these were the guards in the palace, so she shrank herself and hid beside the flowers, the pain in her palms became more and more severe, and she saw seven or eight groups of people fighting each other indistinctly, and the weapons kept colliding, she thought: "It turns out Is it true that an assassin has come to the palace, is it Old Man Hai's friend, or Oboi's former subordinate?" But the sound of orders could be heard in the distance, and in the darkness, the torches and the lights on the Kongming lanterns gathered in all directions.The Empress Dowager saw that if she didn't leave, it would be difficult to escape after a while, so she jumped out from behind the flowers with a short body, and rushed to the Palace of Compassion and Ning. After running for a few feet, one person rushed towards him, stabbed the queen mother with a pair of steel awls at the back door, and shouted: "Boldly rebelling against the thief, you dare to make trouble in the palace." Shoot him on the shoulder.The man slumped his shoulders to avoid it, and raised the steel awl with his left hand.The Queen Mother flicked to the left, and counterattacked with her right palm. In an instant, the two of them had performed several moves.The man yelled: "What a traitor, so she is a woman." The queen mother saw that the guard's martial arts skills are not low, although she can take care of it, but she has to take ten more tricks, if the rest of the guards come, in a hurry, Shouted: "I am the Empress Dowager." The guard was startled, stopped and asked: "What?" The Empress Dowager said: "Bold slave, how dare you offend the Empress Dowager?" , hit him in the chest.The guard died immediately.The Empress Dowager leaped out, and flashed into the flowers.
Wei Xiaobao got into the bed, and gave the queen mother a slap on the waist, almost suffocating immediately, in a crisis he pulled out the dagger from the shaft of his boot, put it vertically upwards in the bed, and the bed was raised.The Empress Dowager's second palm hit the bulge of the bed, the dagger was extremely sharp, and the Empress Dowager's palm was extremely powerful, the point of the dagger immediately passed through the quilt, pierced into the palm, and went straight to the back of the hand. After the Empress Dowager jumped out of the window, Wei Xiaobao lifted a corner of the quilt, only to hear the noise of people outside the room, his first thought at that time was: "The Empress Dowager sent someone to arrest me." He jumped off the bed and lifted the quilt Was, said: "Let's run away!" The little princess cried: "It hurts...it hurts me to death!" It turned out that the force of the queen mother's first palm hit Wei Xiaobao's back and also hit the young princess' left leg. The bone was broken. Wei Xiaobao said: "What's the matter!" He grabbed her clothes around the neck and said: "Run away, run away!" Pulling her off the bed.The little Princess landed on her right foot first, but felt severe pain in her left leg. She rolled on one side and fell to the ground, crying, "My...my leg is broken." In desperation, Wei Xiaobao scolded: "Little girl! , keep going, keep going..." I thought that it was important for me to run for my own life, not to mention that one leg was broken, even if four or eight legs were broken into seventeen or eighteen sections, I didn't care, turned around and grabbed the window, He looked outside, hoping that there was no one outside, so he jumped out. Looking around, I saw the queen mother waved her palms backwards, followed by two people flying up, and fell heavily to the ground, one of them just fell under his window, dimly saw that this person was wearing the uniform of a guard, my heart swelled Daqi: "Why is the Empress Dowager beating the guards in the palace?" Seeing the Empress Dowager dodging to hide in the flowers, and seeing six or seven people fighting a few feet away, each with a weapon in their hands, the fight was very fierce, and someone shouted in the distance. Said: "Take the assassin, take the assassin!" Wei Xiaobao was both surprised and delighted: "It turns out that the assassin really came, but he didn't come to take me." He stared and saw that the Queen Mother was fighting with a guard again.The guard used a pair of steel cones, although it was far away from his window, he could still see white light flashing on the steel cones.After fighting for a while, the Empress Dowager beat the guard to death again, and flew into the darkness to disappear. Wei Xiaobao turned his head to look at the little Princess, and saw her sitting on the ground, moaning softly.Knowing that he was not in danger, he immediately felt better. He walked up to her and said in a low voice, "Is it in great pain? Someone is coming to catch you outside, so please be quiet." The little princess was too frightened to make any more noises, and suddenly heard someone shouting outside: "The black-footed dog has sharp teeth, go to Cangshan Mountain!" The little princess said "Hey", "It's ours." Wei Xiaobao wondered "It's your friend? How do you know?" The little princess said: "They are talking about the code words of our Prince Mu Mansion, hurry... quickly... help me to have a look." Wei Xiaobao said: "They came to the palace to save you, Isn't it?" The little princess said: "I don't know, is this the imperial palace?" Wei Xiaobao didn't answer, thinking: "If they know that this little girl is here and rush in to save her, I'm no match for me." He stretched out his hand, pressed her mouth firmly, and threatened in a low voice: "Don't make a sound. If someone finds out, even your other leg will be broken. I can't bear it!" Only someone outside shouted "Ah!", and someone cheered: "Kill two assassins!" Someone shouted: "The assassins have fled to the east, everyone chases them!" The voices gradually faded away.Wei Xiaobao let go of his hand and said: "Your friend has escaped!" The princess said: "It's not escape! They said they went to 'Diancang Mountain', they meant to retreat temporarily." Wei Xiaobao said: "What is a black-legged dog? Something?" The little princess said: "The black-legged dog is a Tartar warrior." There was a faint sound of people in the distance, and the sound of orders was endless. It was obvious that the palace was rounding up the assassins. Suddenly, someone groaned twice under the window, but it was a woman's voice.Wei Xiaobao said: "There is an assassin who is still alive, I will stab her twice!" The guards in the palace are all men, so the moaning one is naturally the assassin. The little princess said: "No...don't kill, maybe it's from our mansion." Supporting Wei Xiaobao's shoulder, he stood up, put his right foot on the ground, jumped a few times, and when he reached the window, he saw two people under the window, asking Said: "It's all over the world..." Wei Xiaobao stretched out his hand, and pressed her mouth again.A woman under the window said: "Under the throne of Peacock Ming, you... are you the little princess?" Wei Xiaobao thought to himself that this woman had spotted the little princess, and that something bad happened, so he raised the dagger and was about to throw it down, but suddenly his right wrist tightened, and was already held by the little princess, followed by a pain in her side, and pressed her mouth The hand also loosened involuntarily. The little princess asked: "Is that a senior sister?" The woman under the window said: "It's me. You...what are you doing here?" Wei Xiaobao interjected: "Your grandma, what are you doing here?" The little princess said: "You... don't scold her, she is my senior sister. Senior sister, are you injured? You... You should find a way to save my senior sister. Senior sister treats me the best." Her words The words were spoken to the two of them separately.The woman under the window groaned and said, "I don't want this kid to save me. Forgive him, he doesn't have the ability to save me." Wei Xiaobao struggled hard, but the princess let go.Wei Xiaobao scolded: "Stinky girl! Are you saying I'm not capable of saving you? You little girl with ninth-rate martial arts, hmph, I just need to stretch out a little finger, and I can save your mother's twenty, thirty, seven Eighty." At this time, the voice of "catch the assassin, catch the assassin" sounded in the distance.The little princess was in a hurry, and hurriedly said: "Hurry up and save my senior sister, I... I will call you three times, good... good... brother, good brother, good brother." These three words, she didn't say anything at first. Ken called, but at this time, in order to beg him to save someone, he even called three times. Wei Xiaobao was overjoyed, and said: "Good girl, what do you want a good brother for?" The little princess blushed with shame, and said in a low voice: "Please save my senior sister." The woman under the window had a very stubborn tone, saying "Don't beg him, this kid can't protect himself, he can't even save himself." Wei Xiaobao said: "Hmph, for my good girl's sake, I want to save you. My good girl, we have spoken, we must not deny it." , you want me to save your senior sister, and you must not change your words in the future, and you must always call me a good brother." The little princess said: "You can do anything you want. Good uncle, good uncle, good father-in-law!" Wei Xiaobao said: "I just do Good brother. I'm afraid there will be fewer people who call me 'Elder-in-law'." The little princess said: "Yes, I will always... always call you hello...well..." Wei Xiaobao said: "What are you doing?" The little princess said : "Okay...brother!" He said and pushed him lightly on the back. Wei Xiaobao jumped out of the window, only to see a woman in black curled up and leaning on the ground, said: "The palace guards have come to arrest you, cut you into meat sauce, and made meat buns to eat." Said: "Is it rare? Someone will avenge me." Wei Xiaobao said: "You little girl is stubborn. The guards will not kill you, but take off your clothes, everyone... everyone takes you as a wife." The woman He said angrily, "You're going to kill the girl with one knife." Wei Xiaobao laughed and said, "Why did I kill you? I'm going to take off your clothes too, and take you as my wife." He leaned over and hugged her.The woman was very anxious and slapped him across the face with her palm, but she was seriously injured, her hand had no strength, the slap on the face was like a light swipe. Wei Xiaobao smiled and said: "You haven't become my wife yet, so tickle my husband first." He picked her up and sent her in through the window. The little princess was overjoyed, stepped forward to catch the girl, and slowly put her on the bed. Wei Xiaobao was about to follow him into the room when he suddenly heard someone whispering at his feet: "Gui...Gui Gonggong, this woman...this woman is a traitor...assassin, save...you can't save her." Wei Xiaobao was startled, and asked Said: "You... who are you?" The man said: "I... I am... a palace guard..." Wei Xiaobao immediately understood that he was the guard who had been hit by the Queen Mother just now, and he was not dead , he was lying on the ground, unable to move, talking intermittently, he must be seriously injured, thinking: "If I hand over the woman in black, it will be a credit, but what about the little princess? This matter has been exposed Come out, that would be a catastrophe." Picking up the dagger, he slammed it into his chest.The guard didn't even hum, and died immediately. Wei Xiaobao said: "I'm sorry, if you hadn't spoken just now, you wouldn't have died. It's just that my Eunuch Gui's head won't sit so securely on this neck." He thought again: "I'm afraid that there are still some injured people in Zuo Jin, so I can't say, so I have to kill them all." He searched the surrounding flowers and rockeries, and there were five corpses in the ground, three were palace guards, and two were foreign assassins. , have all died of anger.Wei Xiaobao picked up the corpse of an assassin, placed it on the window pane, head inside and feet out, then poked the back of the corpse a few times with the dagger. The little princess was shocked and said: "He...he is from our palace, he is dead, why did you kill him again?" Wei Xiaobao snorted, and said: "He's already dead, so I can't kill him anymore. You can kill a dead man and show me! You have to do this to save your stinky little lady." The woman lay on the bed and said: "You stink!" Wei Xiaobao said: "You haven't smelled it before, how do you know I smell?" The woman said: "There is a stench in this room." Wei Xiaobao said: "Originally It's very fragrant, it only stinks after you come in." The little princess said anxiously: "You two don't know each other, and you quarrel as soon as you meet, so stop arguing. Sister, why are you here? Are... are you here to save me?" The woman said: "We don't know You are here. Everyone lost you and searched everywhere, but couldn't find..." At this point, I was out of breath.Wei Xiaobao said: "If you don't have the strength to speak, just say a few words." The woman said: "I just want to say. How are you?" Wei Xiaobao said: "You can talk if you have the ability. The little princess is so gentle and gentle, how can you be so gentle? You are so hot." The little princess hurriedly said: "No, no, you don't know. My senior sister is the best. Don't scold her, and she won't be angry with you. Senior sister, where did you get hurt? Seriously Is it not serious?" Wei Xiaobao said: "She is not good at martial arts, she overestimated her own strength, she came to the palace to appear in this world, so she was seriously injured, I don't think she can live for three hours, and she will die before dawn." The little princess said: " I won’t. Alright... good bro... you should think of a way to save my senior sister.” The woman said angrily, “I’d rather die than let him save me. Little Princess, this kid is so slippery, why did you call him ...Call him this?" Wei Xiaobao said, "What do you call me?" But the woman was not fooled, and said: "Call you a little monkey." Wei Xiaobao said: "I am a male monkey, and you are a female monkey." Quarreling and quarreling with women, he has practiced for a long time in the Lichun Academy, what? I have experienced all the big battles, how can I lose to others?When the woman heard him speak vulgar and rascally words, she ignored him and just panted. Wei Xiaobao lifted the candlestick on the table and said: "Let's see where her injury is first." The woman shouted: "Don't look at me, don't look at me!" Wei Xiaobao shouted: "Don't shout loudly, you want someone to catch you to do Wife?" Taking a photo near the candlestick, I saw that half of the woman's face was covered with blood, she was about seventeen or eighteen years old, she had an oval face, and she was very beautiful. son." The little princess said: "Don't scold my senior sister, she...she was a beauty." Wei Xiaobao said: "Okay! I definitely want to take her as my wife." The woman was startled, and wanted to struggle to hit someone, but she lifted her body slightly, and fell onto the bed with an "ah". Wei Xiaobao naturally heard a lot about men and women in the brothel, and he didn't take it seriously, but he said "take her as his wife". Born to be a prankster, seeing that woman became very anxious when he heard that he wanted to take her as his wife, he couldn't help being very proud, and said with a smile: "You don't have to be impatient, how can you be a husband and wife if you haven't paid homage yet? You think this is Li Spring courtyard? Just do it as a couple. Ah! Your wound is bleeding, but it stained my bed." I saw blood oozing from her clothes, and the injury was really serious.
Suddenly, a group of people approached quickly, and someone called out, "Eunuch Gui, Eunuch Gui, are you alright?" The guards in the palace repelled the assassins, sent people to protect the emperor, queen mother, and high-ranking concubines, and then came to protect the eunuchs with duties and power.Wei Xiaobao was a celebrity in front of the emperor, so there were more than a dozen guards scrambling to please him. Wei Xiaobao whispered to the little princess: "Go to bed." Pulling the quilt over to cover both of them, he lowered the curtain and shouted: "Come quickly, there are assassins here!" The woman was shocked, but she was seriously injured , where can I afford to struggle?The little Princess hurriedly said: "Don't yell, don't ask someone to arrest my senior sister." Wei Xiaobao said: "She refuses to be my wife, so what kindness is there?" While speaking, more than a dozen guards rushed to the window.One person shouted: "Ah, there is an assassin here." Wei Xiaobao smiled and said: "This guy wants to crawl into my room and give me a few knives." The guards raised the torches, and they saw several wounds on the man's back , There were bloodstains on the clothes, on the windows, and on the ground.One person said: "Eunuch Gui is shocked." The other said: "Why is Eunuch Gui so surprised? Eunuch Gui is very good at martial arts, he killed the assassin with a single move of his hand, and then came a few more and killed them in the same way." The guard followed suit, praising Wei Xiaobao for his greatness, and made another great contribution tonight. Wei Xiaobao said with a smile: "It's nothing to be credited with. It doesn't take much effort to deal with one or two assassins. It's more difficult to capture the 'No. 1 Warrior of Manchuria' Oboi." Naturally, the guards were full of flattery. A guard said: "Shi Lao Liu and Xiong Lao Er died in the line of duty, these assassins are really vicious. If it weren't for Eunuch Gui, how could they have dealt with it?" Wei Xiaobao said: "It's important for everyone to protect the emperor, I'm fine here. "One person said: "Director Duo led more than two hundred brothers and personally guarded in front of the emperor's bedroom. The assassins fled and killed. The palace is already quiet." Wei Xiaobao said: "The bodyguard who died in the line of duty, I will ask the emperor to reward him with more compensation tomorrow, everyone has worked hard, the emperor will definitely reward him a lot." Everyone was overjoyed, and they greeted him and thanked him.Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "You don't need me to spend money to reward people, why don't you be more good people?" He said: "I don't remember the names of everyone clearly, please report it yourself. If the emperor asks about fighting bravely tonight Those who have made great efforts and made great achievements, brothers can also mention them." The guards liked it even more, so they hurriedly reported their names.Wei Xiaobao had a very good memory, he repeated the names of more than ten people, and they were absolutely correct, and said: "Everyone go around to patrol, maybe there are assassins hiding in dark and secluded places, if they are caught alive, the man tortured, the woman stripped her clothes and became his wife." The guards laughed loudly and said repeatedly: "Yes, yes!" Wei Xiaobao said: "Can you carry the corpse away?" All the guards agreed, rushed to carry the corpse, and left in peace.
Wei Xiaobao closed the window, turned around, and opened the quilt.The little princess smiled and said: "You are really bad, you gave us a big jump...Ah yo..." There was blood all over the quilt, her sister's face was pale, and her breathing was weak.Wei Xiaobao said: "Where is her injury? Stop her bleeding quickly." The woman said: "You... you go away, little princess, I... I am wounded on my chest." Seeing that she was bleeding profusely, Wei Xiaobao was afraid of her He died of a serious injury. He didn't dare to tease him anymore. He turned his head and said, "The wound is bleeding, what's so good about it? Are you talking about dioramas or kaleidoscopes? Little princess, do you have any wound medicine?" The little princess said: "I No." Wei Xiaobao said: "Is there any one with you?" The woman said: "No! You...you are the little girl." Hearing the rustling of the clothes, the little princess unbuttoned the woman's clothes, and suddenly exclaimed: "Ah! What... what should I do?" Wei Xiaobao turned his head and saw a two-inch long hole under the woman's right breast. The wound, the blood kept flowing.The little princess was at a loss, and cried: "You... you... quickly save my senior sister..." The woman was shocked and ashamed, and said in a trembling voice: "Don't...don't let him see." Wei Xiaobao said: "Bah, I I don’t really want to look at it.” Seeing that she was bleeding profusely, she couldn’t help panicking, and looked around the room, looking for some cotton cloth to plug her wound, and at a glance, she saw that most of the medicine bowl was filled with “lotus paste, bean paste and honey”. "Pearl paste", said happily: "My miraculous medicine can stop bleeding very well." Pick up a big handful and rub it on her wound. The honey paste was very viscous, it stuck to the wound, and the bleeding stopped.Wei Xiaobao applied all the honey paste in the bowl to her wound, and his own fingers were also covered with honey paste, seeing her pepper milk trembling, this little urchin couldn't restrain his mischievous thoughts, so he smeared all the honey paste on her breasts.那女子又羞又怒，叫道：“小……小郡主，快……快给我杀了他。”小郡主解释：“师姊，他给你治伤呢！” 那女子气得险些晕去，苦于动弹不得。韦小宝道：“你快点了她的穴道，不许她乱说乱动，否则流血不止，性命交关。”小郡主应道：“是！”点了那女子小腹、胁下、腿上几处穴道，说道：“师姊，你别乱动！”这时她自己断腿处也是痛得不可开交，眼眶中泪水不住滚来滚去。韦小宝道：“你也躺着别动。”记得幼时在扬州与小流氓打架，有人跌断手臂，跌打医生用夹板将断臂夹住，敷以草药，当下拔出匕首，割下两条凳脚，夹在她断腿之侧，牢牢用绳子缚紧，心想：“这伤药却到哪里找去？” 一凝思间，已有了主意，向小郡主道：“你们躺在床上，千万不可出声。”放下帐子，吹熄了烛火，拔闩出门。小郡主惊问：“你……你到哪里去？”韦小宝道：“去拿药治你的腿。”小郡主道：“你快些回来。”韦小宝道：“是了。”听小郡主说话的语气，竟将自己当作了大靠山，不禁大是得意。他反手带上了门，一想不妥，又推门进去，上了门闩，从窗中跃出，关上了窗子。这样一来，宫中除了太后、皇上，谁也不敢擅自进他屋子。 他走得十几步，只觉后腰际隐隐作痛，心想：“皇太后这老婊子下毒手打我，在宫中再耽下去，老子迟早老命难保，还是尽早溜之大吉的为妙。” 他向有火光处走去，却是几名侍卫正在巡逻，一见到他，抢着迎了上来。韦小宝问道：“宫里侍卫兄弟们有多少人受伤？”一人道：“回公公：有七八人重伤，十四五人轻伤。”韦小宝道：“在哪里治伤，带我去瞧瞧。”众侍卫齐道：“公公关心侍卫兄弟，大伙儿没一个不感激。”便有两名侍卫领路，带着韦小宝到众侍卫驻守的宿卫值班房。 二十来名受伤的侍卫躺在厅上，四名太医正忙着给众人治伤。 韦小宝上前慰问，不住夸奖众人，为了保护皇上，奋不顾身，英勇杀敌，一一询问伤者姓名。众侍卫登时精神大振，似乎伤口也不怎么痛了。韦小宝问道：“这些反贼到底是哪一路的？是鳌拜那厮的手下吗？”一名侍卫道：“似乎是汉人。却不知捉到了活口没有？” 韦小宝询问众侍卫和刺客格斗的情形，眼中留神观看太医用药。众侍卫有的受了刀枪外伤，有的受了拳掌内伤，又或是断骨挫伤。韦小宝道：“这些伤药，我身边都得备上一些，倘若宫中侍卫兄弟们受了伤，来不及召请太医，我好先给大伙儿治治。哼，这些刺客穷凶极恶，天大的胆子，今天没一网打尽，难保以后不会再来。” 几名侍卫都道：“桂公公体恤侍卫兄弟，真想得周到。” 韦小宝说道：“刚才我受三名刺客围攻，我杀了一名，另外两个家伙逃走了，可是我后腰也给刺客重重打了一掌，这时兀自疼痛。”心道：“老婊子来行刺老子，难道不是刺客？老子这一次可没说谎。”四名太医一听，忙放下众侍卫，一齐过来，解开他袍子察看，果见后腰有老大一块乌青，忙调药给他外敷内服。 韦小宝叫太医将各种伤药都包上一大包，揣在怀里，问明了外敷内服的用法，再取了两块敷伤用的夹板，又夸奖一阵，慰问一阵，这才离去。 他见识幼稚，说的话乱七八糟，殊不得体，夸奖慰问之中，夹着不少市井粗口。众侍卫虽然出身宗室贵族，但大都是粗鲁武人，对于“奶奶，十八代祖宗”原就不如何看重，本来给刺客打伤，自觉艺不如人，待见皇上最宠幸的桂公公也因与刺客格斗而受伤，沮丧之余，忽蒙桂公公夸奖，那等于是皇上传旨嘉勉，就算给他大骂一顿，心中也着实受用，何况是赞得天花乱坠？这一番当真心花怒放，恨不得身上伤口再加长加阔几寸。 韦小宝回到自己屋子，先在窗外侧耳倾听，房中并无声息，低声道：“小郡主，是我回来了。”他生怕贸然爬进窗去，给那女子砍上一刀，刺上一剑，怀中那几大包伤药可得自己先用了。小郡主喜道：“嗯，我等了你好久啦。”韦小宝爬入房中，关上窗，点亮蜡烛，揭开帐子，见两个少女并头而卧。那女子与他目光一触，立即闭上了眼。小郡主却睁着一双明亮澄澈的眼睛，目光中露出欣慰之意。 韦小宝道：“小郡主，我给你敷伤药。”小郡主道：“不，先治我师姊。请你将伤药给我，我替她敷。”韦小宝道：“什么你啊我的，叫也不叫一声。”小郡主涩然一笑，问道：“你到底叫什么名字？我听他们叫你桂公公。”韦小宝道：“桂公公，是他们叫的，你叫我什么？”小郡主微微闭眼，低声道：“我心里……心里可以叫你好……好哥哥，嘴上老是叫着，这可不……不……好。”韦小宝道：“好，咱们通融一下，有人在旁的时候，我叫你小郡主，你叫我桂大哥。没有人时，我叫你好妹子，你叫我好哥哥。” 小郡主还没答应，那女子睁眼道：“小郡主，肉麻死啦，他讨你便宜，别听他的。” 韦小宝道：“哼，又不是要你叫，你多管什么闲事？你就叫我好哥哥，我还不要呢。”小郡主问道：“那你要她叫你什么？”韦小宝道：“除非要她叫我好老公，亲亲老公。”那女子脸上一红，随即现出鄙夷之色，说道：“你想做人家老公，来世投胎啦。”小郡主道：“好啦，好啦，你两个又不是前世冤家，怎地见面就吵？桂大哥，请你给我伤药。”韦小宝道：“我先给你敷药。”揭开被子，卷起小郡主裤管，拆开用作夹板的凳脚，将跌打伤药敷在小腿折骨之处，然后将取来的夹板夹住伤腿，紧紧缚住。小郡主连声道谢，甚是诚恳。 韦小宝道：“我老婆叫什么名字？”小郡主一怔，道：“你老婆？”见韦小宝向那女子一努嘴，微笑道：“你就爱说笑，我师姊姓方，名叫……”那女子急道：“别跟他说。”韦小宝听到她姓方，登时想起沐王府中“刘白方苏”四大家将来，便道：“她姓方，我当然知道。什么圣手居士苏冈，白氏双木白寒松、白寒枫，都是我的亲戚。” 小郡主和那女子听得他说到苏冈与白氏兄弟的名字，都大为惊奇。小郡主道：“怎……怎么他们都是你的亲戚？”韦小宝道：“刘白方苏，四大家将，咱们自然是亲戚。”小郡主更加诧异，道：“真想不到。”那女子道：“小郡主，别信他胡说。这小孩儿坏得很。他不是我亲戚，有了这种亲戚才倒霉呢。” 韦小宝哈哈大笑，将伤药交给小郡主，俯嘴在她耳边低声道：“好妹子，你悄悄的跟我说，她叫什么名字。”但两个少女并枕而卧，韦小宝说得虽轻，还是给那女子听见了，她急道：“别说。”韦小宝笑道：“不说也可以，那我就要亲你一个嘴。先在这边脸上香一香，再在那边香一香，然后亲一个嘴。你到底爱亲嘴呢，还是爱说名字？我猜你一定爱亲嘴。”烛光下见那女子容色艳丽，衣衫单薄，鼻中闻到淡淡的一阵阵女儿体香，心中大乐，说道：“原来你果然是香的，这可要好好的香上一香了。” 那女子无法动弹，给这惫懒小子气得鼻孔生烟，幸好他年纪幼小，适才听了众侍卫的言语，又知他是个太监，只不过口头上顽皮胡闹，不会有什么真正非礼之行，倒也并不如何惊惶，见他将嘴巴凑过来真要亲嘴，忙道：“好，好，说给这小鬼听罢！” 小郡主笑了笑，说道：“我师姊姓方，单名一个'怡'字，'心'字旁一个'台'字的'怡'。”韦小宝根本不知道“怡”字怎生写法，点了点头，道：“嗯，这名字马马虎虎，也不算很好。小郡主，你又叫什么名字？”小郡主道：“我叫沐剑屏，是屏风的屏，不是浮萍的萍。”韦小宝自不知这两个字有什么区别，说道：“这名字比较好些，不过也不是第一流的。”方怡道：“你的名字一定是第一流的了，尊姓大名，却又不知如何好法？” 韦小宝一怔，心想：“我的真姓名不能说，小桂子这名字似乎也没什么精采。”便道：“我姓吾，在宫里做太监，大家叫我'吾老公'。”方怡冷笑道：“吾老公，吾老公，这名字倒挺……”说到这里，登时醒觉，原来上了他的大当，呸的一声，道：“瞎说！” 小郡主沐剑屏道：“你又骗人，我听得他们叫你桂公公，不是姓吾。”韦小宝道：“男人就叫我桂公公，女人都叫我吾老公。”方怡道：“我知道你叫什么名字。”韦小宝微微一惊，问道：“你怎么知道？”方怡道：“我知道你姓胡，名说，字八道！” 韦小宝哈哈一笑，见方怡说了这一会子话，呼吸又急促起来，便道：“好妹子，你给她敷药罢，别痛死了她。我吾老公就只这么一个老婆，这个老婆一死，第二个可娶不起了。” 沐剑屏道：“师姊说你胡说八道，果然不错。”放下帐子，揭开被给方怡敷药，问道：“桂大哥，你先前敷的止血药怎么办？”韦小宝道：“血止住了没有？”沐剑屏道：“止住了。”原来蜜糖一物颇具止血之效，粘性又强，粘住了伤口，竟然不再流血，至于莲蓉、豆泥等物虽无药效，但堆在伤口之上，也有阻血外流之功。 韦小宝大喜，道：“我这灵丹妙药，灵得胜过菩萨的仙丹，你这可相信了罢。其中许多珍珠粉末，涂在她的胸口，将来伤愈之后，她胸脯好看得不得了，有羞花闭月之貌，只可惜只有我儿子才瞧得见。”沐剑屏嗤的一笑，道：“你真说得有趣。怎么只有你儿子才……”韦小宝道：“她喂我儿子吃奶，我儿子自然瞧见了。”方怡呸的一声。 沐剑屏睁着圆圆的双眼，却不明白，方师姊为什么会喂他的儿子吃奶。 韦小宝道：“把这些止血灵药轻轻抹下，再敷上伤药。”沐剑屏答应道：“嗷！” 便在此时，忽听得门外有人走近，一人朗声说道：“桂公公，你睡了没有？”韦小宝道：“睡了，是哪一位？有事明天再说罢！”门外那人道：“下官瑞栋。” 韦小宝吃了一惊，道：“啊！是瑞副总管驾到，不知有……有什么事？” 瑞栋是御前侍卫的副总管，韦小宝平时和众侍卫闲谈，各人都赞这位瑞副总管武功甚是了得，仅次于御前侍卫总管多隆，是侍卫队中一位极了不起的人物。他近年来常在外公干，韦小宝却没见过。 瑞栋道：“下官有件急事，想跟公公商议。惊吵了桂公公安睡。”韦小宝沉思：“他半夜三更的，来干什么？定是知道我屋里藏了刺客，前来搜查，那可如何是好？我如不开门，看来他会硬闯。这两个小娘又都受了伤，逃也来不及了。只好随机应变，骗了他出去。”瑞栋又道：“这件事干系重大，否则也不敢来打扰公公的清梦了。” 韦小宝道：“好，我来开门。”钻头入帐，低声道：“千万别作声。” 走到外房，带上了门，硬起头皮打开大门。只见门外站着一条大汉，身材魁梧，自己头顶还不及到他项颈。瑞栋拱手道：“打扰了，公公勿怪。” 韦小宝道：“好说，好说。”仰头看他的脸色。只见他脸上既无笑容，亦无怒色，不知他心意如何，问道：“瑞副总管有什么要紧事？”却不请他进屋。瑞栋道：“适才奉太后懿旨，说今晚有刺客闯宫犯驾，大逆不道，命我向桂公公查问明白。” 韦小宝一听到“太后懿旨”四字，便知大事不妙，说道：“是啊！我也正要向你查问个明白呢。刚才我去向皇上请安，皇上说道：'瑞栋这奴才可大胆得很了，他一回到宫中，哼哼……'” 瑞栋大吃一惊，忙问：“皇上还说什么？” 韦小宝和他胡言乱语，原是拖延时刻，想法脱身逃走，见一句话便诱得他上钩，便道：“皇上吩咐我天明之后，立刻向众侍卫打听，到底瑞栋这奴才勾引刺客入宫，是受了谁的指使，有什么阴谋，同党还有哪些人？” 瑞栋更是吃惊，颤声说道：“皇……皇上怎么说……说是我勾引刺客入宫？是哪个奸徒向皇上瞎说？这……这不是天大的冤枉么？” 韦小宝道：“皇上吩咐我悄悄查明，又说：'瑞栋这奴才听到了风声，必定会来杀你，你可得小心了。'我说：'皇上万安，谅瑞栋这奴才便有天大的胆子，也决不敢在宫中行凶杀人。'皇上道：'哼，那可未必。这奴才竟敢勾引刺客入宫，要不利于我，还有什么事做不出来？'” 瑞栋急道：“你……你胡说！我没勾引刺客入宫，皇上……皇上不会胡乱冤枉好人。今晚我亲手打死了三名刺客，许多侍卫兄弟都亲眼见到的。皇上尽可叫他们去查问。”说着额头突起了青筋，双手紧紧握住了拳头。 韦小宝心想：“先吓他一个魂不附体，手足无措，挨到天明，老子便逃了出宫。那小郡主和方怡又怎么办？哼，老子泥菩萨过江，自身难保，逃得性命再说，管她什么小郡主、老郡主，方怡、圆怡？老子假太监不扮了，青木堂香主也不干了，拿着四五十万两银子，到扬州开丽夏院、丽秋院、丽冬院去。”说道：“这么说来，那些刺客不是你勾引入宫的了？”瑞栋道：“自然不是。太后亲口说道，是你勾引入宫的。太后吩咐我别听你的花言巧语，一掌毙了便是。”韦小宝道：“这恐怕你我二人都受了奸人的诬告。瑞副总管，你不用担心，我去向皇上跟你分辩分辩。只要真的不是你勾引刺客，皇上年纪虽小，却十分英明，对我又十分信任，这件事自能水落石出。” 瑞栋道：“好，多谢你啦！你这就跟我见太后去。” 韦小宝道：“深更半夜，见太后去干什么？我还是趁早去见皇上的好，只怕这会儿已有人奉旨来捉拿你了。瑞副总管，我跟你说，侍卫们来拿你，你千万不可抵抗，倘若拒捕，罪名就不易洗脱了。” 瑞栋脸上肌肉不住颤动，怒道：“太后说你最爱胡说八道，果然不错。我没犯罪，为甚么要拒捕？你跟我见太后罢！”韦小宝身子一侧，低声道：“你瞧，捉你的人来啦！” 瑞栋脸色大变，转头去看。韦小宝一转身，便抢进了房中。 瑞栋转头见身后无人，知道上当，急追入房，纵身伸手，往韦小宝背上抓去。 其实韦小宝一番恐吓，瑞栋心下十分惊惶，倘若韦小宝坚持要去见皇帝，瑞栋多半不敢强行阻拦。但韦小宝房中藏着两个女子，其中一人确是进宫来犯驾的刺客，只道事已败露，适才太后又曾亲自来取他性命，哪里敢去见皇帝分辩？骗得瑞栋一回头，立即便奔入房中，只盼能穿窗逃走。他想御花园中到处是假山花丛，黑夜里躲将起来，却也不易捉到。不料瑞栋身手敏捷，韦小宝刚踏进房门，便追了进来。 韦小宝窜入房后，纵身跃起，踏上了窗槛，正欲跃出，瑞栋右掌拍出，一股劲风，扑向他背心。韦小宝腿弯一软，摔了下来。瑞栋左手探出，抓向他后腰。韦小宝施展擒拿手法，双掌奋力格开，但人小力弱，身子一晃，扑通一声，摔入了大水缸中。这水缸原是海老公治伤之用，海老公死后，韦小宝也没叫人取出。 瑞栋哈哈大笑，伸手入缸，一把却抓了个空，原来韦小宝已缩成一团。但这水缸能有多大，再抓一次，终于抓住他后领，湿淋淋的提将上来。 韦小宝一张嘴，一口水喷向瑞栋眼中，跟着身子前纵，扑入他怀中，左手搂住他头颈。 瑞栋大叫一声，身子抖了几下，抓住韦小宝后领的右手慢慢松了，他满脸满眼是水，眼睛却睁得大大的，脸上尽是迷惘惊惶，喉头咯咯数声，想要说话，却说不出话来，只听得嗤的一声轻响，一把短剑从他胸口直划而下，直至小腹，剖了一道长长的口子。 瑞栋睁眼瞧着这把短剑，可不知此剑从何而来。他自胸至腹，鲜血狂迸，突然之间，身子向后倒下，直至身亡，仍不知韦小宝用什么法子杀了自己。 韦小宝嘿的一声，左手接过匕首，右手从自己长袍中伸了出来。原来他摔入水缸，一缩身间，已抽出匕首，藏入长袍，刀口向外。他一口水喷得瑞栋双目难睁，跟着纵身向前，抱住了他，这把削铁如泥的匕首已刺入他心口。倘若当真相斗，十个韦小宝也未必是他对手，但仓促之间奇变横生，赫赫有名的瑞副总管竟尔中了暗算。 韦小宝和瑞栋二人如何抢入房中，韦小宝如何摔入水缸，方怡和沐剑屏隔着帐子都看得清清楚楚，但瑞栋将韦小宝从水缸中抓了出来，随即被杀，韦小宝使的是什么手法，方沐二女却都莫名其妙。 韦小宝想吹几句牛，说道：“我……我……这……这……”只听得自己声音嘶哑，竟说不出话来，适才死里逃生，可也已吓得六神无主。 沐剑屏道：“谢天谢地，你……居然杀了这鞑子。”方怡道：“这瑞栋外号'铁掌无敌'，今晚打死了我沐王府的三个兄弟。你为我们报了仇，很好！很好！”
韦小宝心神略定，说道：“他是'铁掌无故'，就是敌不过我韦……桂公公、吾老公。我是第一流的武学高手，毕竟不同。”伸手到瑞栋怀中去掏摸，摸出一本写满了小字的小册子，又有几件公文。 韦小宝也不识得，顺手放在一旁，忽然触到他后腰硬硬的藏着什么物件，用匕首割开袍子，见是一个油布包袱，说道：“这是什么宝贝了，藏得这么好？”割断包上丝绦，打开包袱，原来包着一部书，书函上赫然写着“四十二章经”五字，这经书的大小厚薄，与以前所见的全然一样，只不过封皮是红绸子镶以白边。 韦小宝叫道：“啊哟！”急忙伸手入怀，取出从康亲王府盗来的那部《四十二章经》，幸好他跃入水缸之后，立即为瑞栋抓起，只湿了书函外皮，并未湿到书页。两部经书放在桌上，除了封皮一是红绸、一是红绸镶白边之外，全然一模一样。到此为止，他已看到四部《四十二章经》，眼下两部在太后手中，自己则有两部，心想：“这经书之中，定有不少古怪，可惜我不识字，如请小郡主和方姑娘瞧瞧，定会明白。但这样一来，他们就瞧不起我了。”拉开抽屉，将两部经书放入。 寻思：“刚才太后自己来杀我，她是怕我得知了她的秘密，泄漏出去，后来又派这瑞栋来杀我，却胡乱安了我一个罪名，说我勾引刺客入宫。她等了一回，不见瑞栋回报，又会再派人来。这可得先下手为强，立即去向皇上告状，挨到天明，老子逃出了宫去，再也不回来啦。”向方怡道：“我须得出去瞎造谣，说这瑞栋跟你们沐王府勾结，好老……好老……方姑娘（他本来想叫一声“好老婆”，但局势紧急，不能多开玩笑，以致误了大事，便改口叫她“方姑娘”），你们今晚到皇宫来，到底要干什么？想行刺皇帝吗？我劝你们别行刺小皇帝，太后这老婊子不是好东西，你们专门去刺她好了。” 方怡道：“你既是自己人，跟你说了也不打紧。咱们假冒是吴三桂儿子吴应熊的手下，到皇宫来行刺鞑子皇帝。能够得手固然甚好，否则的话，也可让皇帝一怒之下，将吴三桂杀了。” 韦小