Chapter 4 4. A guest suddenly arrives at Jiaopu Moonlit Night

As for Duan Qingyi's trip to the south of the Yangtze River, he came here for this beautiful neon sword. Because he is also a thief like me, a thief from Jiaopu, a den of thieves. Different from my upright heroine style, he always likes to cover up his essence with various identities when carrying out large-scale theft, for example, this time, a passionate and gentle actor. In other words, Duan Qingyi is definitely a beautiful man in the archway. As a thief, he has to build a chastity archway for himself. He never attributes his illegal behavior to "stealing", "stealing" or "stealing" , but the euphemistic name: "Super Invincible Thunderbolt and Great Teleportation".

In fact, a thief is a thief, that is, stealing things. To be a thief, you must have professional ethics. You can’t despise yourself just because the world despises you; you can’t give up on yourself just because the world has abandoned you. What you eat is this bowl of rice, and what you sell is this craftsmanship! Although Duan Qingyi's current reputation in the world is greater than mine, he is destined to become a thing of the past, because he doesn't cherish his identity too much and always covers it up like this.As for me, Ding Xiaoxian, I will become famous all over the world because of the theft of the most powerful weapon in the world - the neon sword.

I am a thief, a thief who loves who he is. Let's talk about the origin of the whole thing first. Originally, in Jiaopu, Duan Qingyi was already a well-known full-time... er... "Great Teleportation of the Universe" trader, let's call it that, at least it sounds more decent.With Duan Qingyi as the center and the entire Jiaopu as the base, our county's economy is thriving.The magistrate of the county has been rewarded by the superiors in the government and Taiwan, and he feels that he is expected to be promoted, so he tells his master Liu Ben to show his sympathy for those Jiaopu "big shift operators" who have contributed their youth to the construction of the county.When Liu Ben came to Jiaopu, he first praised Duan Qingyi as an "advanced individual", and asked him to give several experience summary reports. In addition, Duan Qingyi's fresh and pleasant appearance made him the image spokesperson of the county. , was in the limelight, and won the title of "March 8th Red Banner Bearer" in Jiaopu.Compared with Yu Zihan's market in Jiangnan, his popularity in the one-acre three-point land in Jiaopu is even worse.On Jiaopu, there was a saying that once circulated: When you marry a wife, you should marry Ding Xiaoxian, and when you marry a man, you should marry Duan Qingyi.

Of course, some people who are as dark as Mr. Liu will think that I have tampered with the first half of the sentence. Then, if you take this sentence as "Do not marry Ding Xiaoxian when you marry a wife, but marry Duan Qingyi when you marry a man", I will not rely on Liu Benzhu The master has a special relationship with Duan Qingyi and his wife "Yihuzhu", and you went to the county government to file a lawsuit with you.whatever you want. As for why my relationship with Master Liu is so embarrassing, I have no way of explaining it.Every time I see him, I always feel that there is a knife hidden in his smiling eyes.Because in addition to mobilizing me to buy more arsenic, he also hinted to me countless times that heartbroken grass and crane crest red are good poisons, and the taste is not bad.It is most suitable for teenagers to take, and it is beneficial to the physical and mental development of people like me.

Anyway, this is exactly what the saying goes: pigs are afraid of being famous and people are afraid of being strong, oh, wrong, people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong. Three months ago, when Duan Qingyi was planning to take a few days off, a tall and thin mysterious man in black brought this sky-high order: Neon Sword.One hundred thousand gold.Location, Jiangnan Chess Court.Target, Han Zihan. The man in black was masked, with two thick eyebrows, like lightning, but his eyes were a bit misty, floating on my body for a while, his eyes were like ice, and for a while, they burned on Duan Qingyi, his eyes were like fire.He put his hand on the bright yellow sky-high price order, a smug smile appeared in his dark pupils, and he looked at Duan Qingyi opposite him with a look of certainty, and said: I have heard about Brother Duan's reputation in Jiaopu. My master's mere order won't embarrass Brother Duan, right?

When he spoke, he suppressed his voice, obviously disguising his original voice. Under the moon, Duan Qingyi pondered for a long time, then his eyes were like daylight, he glanced at the man in black, and finally refused, with an extremely indifferent voice: I will not send you away! The man in black was startled, then laughed strangely, provoking Duan Qingyi to say, is Brother Duan afraid of Master Han's sword in Qiyuan?Afraid of being the soul behind the sword? The corner of Duan Qingyi's mouth curled up into a smile, and he didn't make any excuses, but just said repeatedly in a good-tempered manner: I won't send you off!

Damn, I was in the thatched hut, eating roasted sweet potatoes around the small stove.When Duan Qingyi refused, I directly bit my finger.One hundred thousand taels of gold, boss.How many thatched huts can be built, and how many roasted sweet potatoes can be eaten.Duan Qingyi's brain has definitely been short-circuited recently.He can't be blamed, because the news came the day before yesterday that his fiancée in Lingshang Village was robbed by gangsters. Recently, this guy has a short circuit. Of course, what you need to know is that I am not a woman who loves money, but for a professional and dedicated thief, stealing is stealing.So I stopped the person and said that I would take the business.I said that my technical content is no worse than Duan Qingyi's. I said that in fact, I have been responsible for many thefts in the world recently, but it's just Duan Qingyi's name.Doesn't this also pay attention to brand effect?

Because I was too impatient, I pulled up the sleeves of the man in black, exposing half of his arms. He frowned, as if I had ruined his innocence, and without saying anything to me, he casually threw the order into the I hold it, turn around and leave. Fortunately, I have a high professional level, so I quickly chased him out.I yelled while carrying sweet potatoes, sir, please walk slowly, when and where shall we deliver the goods?You haven't paid the deposit, how do I know you're not kidding me? The masked man stopped, turned his head, and clasped his hands behind his back.The moonlight shone through the shadow of the tree, clearly slanting on his body, like a big dream in the world a few lifetimes ago.

He smiled at me and said: "Who is my master, how can he have time to play games with you?"Even if I have to pay you 100,000 gold as a deposit at this time, it's okay, but it's a pity that the gold is too heavy to carry.After finishing speaking, he took out a bead the size of an egg from his left cuff, and threw it into my hand very casually, laughing, I don't need to talk about the value of this Xihai dragon bead, you know it when you walk in the rivers and lakes.Take it for granted that this is a deposit! After speaking, he flew away. Xihai holds the title of Dragon Ball! !

Everyone knows what kind of human treasure this orb is, which screams like the "Zi Lanming Pearl" in the Han Dynasty.Duan Qingyi has talked many times about "the kinds of treasures that a thief yearns for but is difficult to steal", and Xihai ranked first in Dragon Ball. It is the treasure of the royal family of Dali, and its status is equivalent to the national seal.Then, naturally, its value is enough to rival the country.It is said that many years ago, there was a riot in the imperial palace of the Dali Kingdom. An inner court lieutenant surnamed Chen conspired with some so-called masters in the Central Plains martial arts to try to seize the throne.

The dragon ball titled Xihai disappeared into the world with the extermination of the old royal family in Dali. After that grand change in the royal court, the lieutenant of the inner court surnamed Chen won the throne, trapped the emperor and princes of the old royal family on the Dongyue Island in the Sea of ​​Ceylon, and declared to the outside world that the new emperor's house was benevolent and would not slaughter.But anyone in the know knows that the ship that transported the old royal family to the island in the Sea of ​​Ceylon was full of high-strength gunpowder.Halfway through the boat, it was detonated by a rocket fired by an archer following the boat, and no one survived. As for how the Xihai Dragon Ball disappeared, there are many versions of legends on the rivers and lakes There is a legend that after seeking power successfully, the lieutenant of the inner court presented this jewel to a martial arts master in court in order to express his willingness to share the world with those people from the Central Plains who helped him seek the world.I don't want this move to be so vicious, all the people in the martial arts who participated in the riot felt that they were entitled to possess this orb, because this action by the inner court lieutenant led to the conspiracy and openness among the martial arts people who participated in the riot. Fighting, in the end, this orb, in this bloody sky, changed its owner. In the end, in this cannibalism, those martial arts heroes died one after another, and the Xihai Dragon Ball was also hidden in the vast rivers and lakes. Of course, this is just one of the "conspiracy" versions. There are also some other versions, such as the "Repaying Gratitude" version-during the riots, this orb was secretly taken away by a female bodyguard of the queen, thinking of the kindness of the old master and wanting to preserve this dragon vein for the royal family. The orb was carried out of the palace, and has been wandering in the world since then. It is only waiting for someone to find this relic of the sea and return Dali to the glory of the old royal family. There is also the "alien" version, that is to say, when you look at this pearl yourself, the royal family that you share life and death with has encountered such a catastrophe, and you are in vain as a national treasure, but you can do nothing, so you ran to the back mountain and hanged yourself.Before committing suicide, he made a wish that he would never come to Earth again in his next life, and it would be safer to stay on Mars. All these versions only illustrate one problem, that is: this Xihai Dragon Ball is priceless! So, I, who have never been a fan of money, stared at this rare treasure with my mouth open in a daze, and forgot to ask the masked man the time and place of delivery. This Dragon Ball is now in my palm, shining like ice and fire. I have loved gold and silver treasures since I was a child, and I smiled at this pearl.But it didn't take long for me to smile, when I went back to the hut to share this treasure with Duan Qingyi, Duan Qingyi's old lady "Yihuzhu" came out of the grass with a small embroidered cloth bag, and floated to me as silently as a ghost In front of my eyes, like a sheep, I shouted my name in a long and twists and turns: Ding... Xiao... Xian... nah. I was startled, looked up and saw her, and almost swallowed the Dragon Ball in my hand, although Yihuzhu was a bit insane, but her love for gold, silver and jewelry was more normal than mine.What she loves most, though, is peeking at other people's showers.I have learned a lot about this.I put the dragon ball in my arms.She smirked at Yihuzhu with two braids of soaring horns. Yi Huzhu jumped in front of my eyes with sideways eyes, and continued to imitate meowing to me with a blank face: Ding Xiaoxian, you are a big sweet potato!You actually carried my stupid son behind your back and played tricks in the wild. Don't think that no one will see it when it's dark!Can no ghost see it if no one sees it? I had no choice but to "bleat" with her, and I said, auntie, can you stop being so weird, stop learning sheep, your bird-like voice yesterday was much more ecstatic than this sheep's cry! Yihuzhu thought about it seriously, shook his head, shook the two braids on his head, and continued to yell: No way!Yesterday I had magpie feathers on my head, so I had to use a bird voice; today I have a shofar braid, so I have to match it! I shrugged and said, OK! Sure!You are the boss you RIGHT!After finishing speaking, I took the road and ran away, lest she continue to entangle me. But what I didn't expect was that I was faster, Yihuzhu was faster than me, and tore off my blouse with one fist, and threw the other fleshy slap in front of me, saying, bring it!bring it! I pretended to be stupid and said: What are you taking? Yihuzhu smiled, twirled the flowers, and said, "It's proof that you have an affair with a wild man!"Hurry up and give it to me, I will help you eliminate it, lest my stupid son see it. I snickered, it really is a cat girl, people have been out of their minds for so many years, and there are endless tricks to play tricks on.Thinking of this, I hugged my arms even tighter and said, I won't give it. Seeing that her ploy hadn't succeeded, Yihuzhu squatted on the ground and cried like a child who didn't get candy, saying, Ding Xiaoxian, you little heartless sweet potato!Just give me a look, I'll just take a look!If you don't show it to me again, I'll go to the county government to sue you and Duan Qingyi for illegal cohabitation#?%￥...% When I heard it, I thought, forget it, anyway, I am also a person in Jiaopu, so why should there be so many negative scandals.Just hold your hand a little tighter, and let Yihuzhu have a good eye! Since ancient times, underestimating the enemy has been a taboo for military strategists.And today, I just committed the crime.As soon as I took out the Xihai dragon ball, a bead rushed up like a madman, opened its mouth and bit it. As soon as I eat it hurts, I let go of my hand.The title dragon ball fell into Yi Huzhu's hands.Yi Huzhu held the dragon pearl in Xihai's mouth, his eyes were shining brightly, he put it in his mouth and bit it, and said: It really wasn't made of mud!I will go back and plant it in the ground, and wait for next year, it will bear a tree of pearls.After finishing speaking, he happily shook his braid and left. That night, I lost my voice in such a panic.The same Duan Tsing Yi, who was not able to point fingers, told about the heinous thing her mother Yi Huzhu did. But the facts of the next day proved that the outrageous thing was not that she snatched the Xihai dragon ball, but that after she snatched it, she really planted it in the ground! In fact, it doesn't matter if you plant it in the ground, just dig it out! But the bastard is that the next day she told me with a happy face that she had planted the pearls in the ground, and asked me to wait, and the pearls received next year will be four or six cents with me.In order to steal the Dragon Ball back, I had no choice but to clap my hands with a smile on my face and say, okay!OK!Tell me where the pearls are planted.I can fertilize, catch insects, and water.When asked here, Yihuzhu jumped up from the stool, slapped his thigh and said: "The big sweet potato, it's a bad thing, I forgot where I planted it!" In this way, Xihai held the Dragon Ball and mysteriously disappeared from this world again. Facing Duan Qingyi's liver-colored face, I was in a hurry again, and could only eat Coptis chinensis dumbly, unable to express my grievances.If I mentioned this matter, he would definitely look at me coldly, and said earnestly and gloatingly: Who asked you to take this order!It's self-inflicted!Can't live! Even if I didn't mention to him that the Dragon Ball in Xihai was born and passed away by me and his mother, Duan Qingyi still treats me because I took over the matter of stealing the "Neon Sword" Hengmei was cold for three days.He said, Ding Xiaoxian, this sword has never beheaded an innocent person, why would you humiliate it? The righteousness of the Neon Sword is well-known in the Jianghu, but, in the eyes of a secular person like me, this righteousness is just a spiritual memorial archway erected by idlers in the Jianghu.However, since Duan Qingyi is so excited, in order to maintain my illegal cohabitation with him, I still have to comfort him, so I smiled at him: Letting others steal it is called humiliation.Falling into my hands is the blessing it has cultivated for several lifetimes! I saw that he still had an indifferent expression on his face, and continued to carry forward my enthusiastic little stove spirit, and asked cautiously with a wink, Duan Qingyi, is it because your wife in Lingshang Village was robbed and you have a mental illness? Duan Qingyi ignored me and ate sweet potatoes around the stove. Have you ever seen a handsome guy eating sweet potatoes?If you haven’t seen it before, come to Jiaopu to participate in the 2-day tour of Ding Xiaoxian’s thatched cottage, watch the most beautiful man in Jiaopu eat sweet potatoes, and enjoy the scenery of Jiaopu. Here, you will have endless aftertaste. Another: the little thief Ding Xiaoxian will guarantee you Your property is safe, and you will never steal your money. I waved the neon sword order and smiled at Duan Qingyi, and I said, don’t be sad, a girl like me who is good at financial management is no better than your little village girl who married her fingertips, in the future I will develop Jiaopu Er Riyou, you are a small rich man. In fact, I know that Duan Qingyi will definitely not be sad about the fact that his fiancée was robbed, because he has at least a dozen fiancées in the neighboring villages who are married with their fingertips.I wondered if there was something wrong with his mother "Yihuzhu" at that time, she wandered around with her big belly, and when she saw a pregnant woman, she made a marriage for Duan Qingyi who was still in her belly.As a result, such consequences arose. Of course, I have to say one more thing. In fact, Duan Qingyi Lingshang Village’s fiancée was robbed by the bandits on the mountain. I want to see his reaction.If he doesn't respond, I will find someone to snatch away all his remaining unmarried wives, lest I get so many competitors for myself. Hehe, Little Fairy Ding is always so smart and invincible. In the end, Duan Qingyi was helpless, he raised his face, a icy blue flashed in his clear eyes, and said word by word: In this case, Xiaoxian, I'd better go.You'd better stay in Jiaopu, God bless you safe.I don't want you to cause trouble, do you know how troublesome Jiangnan Qiyuan is, what a troublesome place! I said, no good!Let's go together!God knows if you, a cat girl, will carry the 100,000 gold runway with you after you succeed? Duan Qingyi smiled wryly, Xiaoxian, you really are a villain! However, now, Ding Xiaoxian, who is a villain, was harmed by Duan Qingyi, who was not a villain, and entered the chess garden.Work as a coolie under Yu Zihan, an arrogant young man. How innocent I am.I swear I didn't mean to sneak into the chess garden to steal the neon sword.It's just that people's luck is good, and they can't stop it.But this man Duan Qingyi originally wanted to use Guan Ruoxi to make a ladder, draw a big painted face and sing along with the opera troupe to sneak into the chess garden when the old lady of the chess garden was singing on her birthday.Now it seems that his efforts are wasted, but I can flex my muscles. Otherwise, how could I stay in this place where there are no people or ghosts?If you want to blame, you can only blame Yu Zihan for being too teasing.Of course, I also know that I can't succeed so smoothly. Technical content is measured in gold, which is directly proportional to the difficulty coefficient, so the technical content required for the sky-high price of 100,000 taels of gold is definitely at the ashes level, and the difficulty coefficient is naturally the height of Mount Everest. Therefore, Ding Xiaoxian, who has always been known for his calmness and calmness, will definitely not behave like a young boy who has just come out of the rivers and lakes. On the second day after returning to Qiyuan, Niu X youth Yu Zihan put on his angel-improved chick-picking outfit, and greeted me three times a day.He had bright eyes, leaned against the stables and stretched his handsome invincible Willow waist, blinked at me, and asked: Ding Xiaoxian, do you think we have met before?Why do you look so familiar. At that time, I was feeding fodder to his Yucong horse, and the Yucong horse kept panting at me and kicking its heels, probably trying to tell Yu Zihan about my crime of stealing it.At the Moon Worship Temple, when I rode on it, it refused to run away. In the end, I pulled out the wooden hairpin and poked its ass cruelly, but accidentally poked my thigh.I immediately howled like ghosts and wolves, and the shrill sound was super high-decibel. The horse probably thought that the landslide was falling, and it was terrified and galloped, so it was stolen by me. It's a pity that no matter how much it tosses, Yu Zihan can't understand the horse language. I made a "cross-eyed" joke at the horse and stuck out my tongue.Instead, I gave Yu Zihan a cold look, and I said, I will let you talk about whether I have seen you or not, your mother, you still come to ask me?Your brain was eaten by a pig? What I said made Yu Zihan stunned for a long time, and in the end he was almost moved to tears.He said, damn it, it's the first time in my life I've seen such an awesome girl like you, his mother, you just stay in the chess court obediently from now on, and you will never think of leaving in this life! That day, Yu Zihan was shocked by my slang accent.Sticking behind me all day, I said "your mother" 5,340 times, and "dead ladyboy" 327 times.