Chapter 3 3. Beauty is like jade and sword is like rainbow

When I heard it, the seven orifices were bleeding, and I really wanted to grab all the plum stones on the ground and smash his eyes all over, so as to relieve my anger!I don't know if there is a natural connection between good-looking men.How could he and Duan Qingyi, a cat girl, compare me to Yucongma at the same time?My Ding Xiaoxian can not only fly over the eaves and walls, but also hang upside down on the beams of the Xinghua Building. Can the jade horse be able to fly over the eaves and walls, or hang upside down on the beams of the Xinghua Building? Guan Ruoxi rolled up the corner of her skirt, slid gently between Young Master Han and me, pulled his hand away calmly, three parts jealous, seven parts slightly annoyed, and said, "It's just a girl, why should Young Master Han be so sympathetic?" What does she care about?

Before Guan Ruoxi could say anything, Young Master Han said, "Beauty, our chess garden has never lacked girls and servants, you know that."It's ridiculous to say that the two girls who did rough work in our firewood room were both accepted by the old lady. For a while, there was no suitable person to chop firewood in the chess garden.You also know that my elder sister Lingsu has always been weak and afraid of the cold, so the fire in this room cannot be lacking for a moment.The firewood chopped by the firewood boys was not detailed enough, and my mother thought that my sister's color was tarnished.It's a coincidence today, you really caught my eye, you rough girl.

Guan Ruoxi was stunned, not knowing how to respond. Young Master Han turned around leisurely, his gaze wandered, he moved towards the closet, smiled, if the beauty is in trouble, then I will see what styles of clothes the beauty still lacks, and I will add two brocade clothes for you, it is not in vain that you gave it to me for nothing A girl's affection. Guan Ruoxi saw it, and immediately blocked his way with a smile, and said coquettishly, isn't it just a girl?Even if Young Master Han wants a hundred, Xinghualou can give it. Her words made me dizzy immediately, and my eyes widened like copper bells.

Before being kidnapped by Yu Zihan, I opened the closet, punched and kicked, and said while kicking, I kicked you catgirls to death, let you make trouble!Let you make trouble! Duan Qingyi was kicked by me without saying a word, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. Later, when I went back to Xinghuatou and listened to Chun’s mother gossip about this matter, she gnawed on an onion that was as round as her body while blowing at me: Ever since this young man walked out of Xinghualou with this bruise on his face, by chance In our Jiangnan makeup industry, "Jiaodian colorful makeup", "dream neon makeup" and "scarred makeup" have emerged immediately.From the Hou Men's boudoir to our Goulan wine shop, every girl's fair and clean face is painted like the colorful stones that Nuwa mended the sky!My good fellow, just because of your punching and kicking on Duan Xiaoguan, it can be said that in a short time, all the south of the Yangtze River was full of bright red.

I covered my nose and laughed, why don't I say, this handsome man, in a sense, leads a trend in every style at every moment.If Chun's mother appreciates her face, she can buy Xiaoguan Duan and put it on Xinghualou as a signboard! I don't know if Duan Qingyi, a cat girl, would be heartbroken with laughter, but Yu Zihan single-handedly captured me to the chess garden as a low-level handyman.Chopping firewood, carrying water, and feeding horses every day.Then, visually, you have to accept the violent impact of the rough-cloth boys' mixed-and-match looks, and you have to endure their unscrupulous talk about the romantic affairs of Young Master Han from all over the world.

While I was working as a coolie, I cursed Duan Qingyi, if it wasn't for his safety, damn it, how could I, a god like me, be at the mercy of that bully young man Yu Zihan who knows how to wear white clothes as an angel to pick up girls? Well, while Yu Zihan is away, let me add some gossip first. In fact, that day, the location of the Jiangnan Shuangjue mentioned by the blind storyteller in the tea shop - "beauties are like jade and swords are like rainbows" - is Qiyuan! "Beauty is like jade" refers to the glamorous and natural Yu Lingsu in the chess garden, that is, Yu Zihan's sick and sentimental sister. The world-famous neon sword hanging on Xiaoman's waist.

Speaking of how beautiful Miss Yu Lingsu's beautiful face is in Qiyuan, the "Mianhuatai" elevated above the ancient river mouth of Qiyuan has to be raised. When talking about Mianhua Terrace, we must first mention the ancient river water under the stage. Furukawa is a man-made river, which is said to have been dug for the convenience of Yu Zihan, who had been unrestrained when he was young.The source of the ancient river started from the world-famous fireworks alley on the Suzhou Creek, and it snaked down like a snake, winding across the entire gloomy chess garden.Coming here by boat along the waterway, you can recline on the painting boat, while tasting the mellow and fragrant wine, while seeing the gorgeous style of the brothels.The lingering love song is in my ears, the scenery of the south of the Yangtze River is in my eyes, and the water is turbulent. When I arrive at the Qiyuan mansion downstream, I can still enjoy the carved beams and paintings of my family's great achievements. How can I feel "cool" here!Of course, this scenery was only occupied by Yu Zihan.The young lady of the Yu family is a member of the boudoir, so it is inconvenient to show her face in public; as for the old lady of the Yu family, it is said that she has been stationed in the Buddhist hall for many years and has not heard about world affairs for a long time.

Later, after playing such entertainment programs on this ancient river for a long time, Young Master Han got bored, so he seldom boarded the boat to have fun.This move was originally Young Master Han's private matter, but it affected the hearts of thousands of women in the south of the Yangtze River.The Linglong boy was not there, and the painting boat was empty on the water, so every day, there were river lanterns carrying the girls' worries on the water and floating into the chess garden. On the river lantern, some carried a red maple leaf with a poem inscribed on it, the words were heartbroken, and the lovesickness has no place to measure; , Jade pendant, etc. to entrust lovesickness.Of course, bellybands, tube tops, cuties and other fragrant and exciting items that are not suitable for children are more often floating around. The quasi-vernacular poems mentioned above are also very hot and compelling, and they spread across the south of the Yangtze River, and finally spread throughout the rivers and lakes. It has become a classic after-dinner talk, let’s talk about it for the time being. You have read this story for so long——"You have a neon sword, but slaves have a small belly; you have ten thousand hectares of land, and slaves have a small belly; If you live in a house, you have a small bellyband; if you have a bellyband, a bellyband, a bellyband, a slave has a small bellyband... After all, in the world, there are still bold and unrestrained women who express their love and hatred.Yu Zihan was troubled by such verses, and issued a solemn statement, expressing his hatred for Xiaodudou.

Therefore, all of a sudden, the apron industry in Jiangnan fell into a slump, the apron industry with a large family business was diverted, and the small apron workshop with a small family business was simply ruined.There are even those vendors who stock up on small aprons in warehouses, imagining that there will be a Pian Pianjia who can be compared with Yu Zihan, and they will say "I love small aprons" to change the world of Jiangnan.Therefore, for a period of time, Jiangnan has been holding various "Super Best Young Master" and "Happy Best Young Master" contests, but helplessly, the best ones are not selected, but made by God.Therefore, Jiangnan was still in the era when Yu Zihan ruled the world.

According to my comprehensive analysis of the above Jianghu gossip, these women who were heartbroken and injured by Yu Zihan include boudoir daughters, prostitutes, and rich and bitter wives.Therefore, Yuzihan is a must-have product for all ages. From the above, we can know that Guheshui has already achieved a miracle that is like a laughing stock in Jiangnan. It should be said that all the men in Jiangnan hate and envy Yu Zihan's beauty and happiness.And what I want to focus on is not Yu Zihan's ancient river water, but the Sleeping Flower Terrace related to Yu Lingsu. From the outside, the Sleeping Flower Terrace looks unremarkable, not much different from the usual stage in the homes of dignitaries and dignitaries.However, this "Mianhua" platform has buried many heroes of the rivers and lakes.It is also known as the third pole of the world-the living hell on earth in the south of the Yangtze River.

Some people may ask, why are there so many heroes who never get tired of it and are scrambling to die on the Sleeping Flower Stage?How can death be so happy? Uh…… Yep, you guessed it. The so-called death under the peony flower is also romantic to be a ghost.The Mianhuatai is the arena for this beautiful woman Yu Lingsu who makes the whole Jiangnan ecstasy to compete in martial arts to recruit relatives! Since this woman in the boudoir, in the year of cardamom, she walked onto the arena gracefully and gracefully. The warm wind picked up and blew off the silk and silk veil on the beauty's head. The moment she looked up, her bright eyes The gentle appearance of the tooth shocked the whole Jiangnan. Since then, the koi fish in the south of the Yangtze River have collectively committed suicide by sinking to the bottom of the river; all the geese have suffered from "fly-hating syndrome".If you want to fly, you should let this beauty fly solo in the sky wearing a quilt. Since, the beauty of Yu Lingsu has enchanted the whole Jiangnan.Then naturally many men began to be eager to move.They firmly believe that since ancient times, beauties have loved heroes, and Yu Lingsu is a beauty, and they themselves are heroes.In addition, the propaganda slogan of Qiyuan's foreign policy at that time was: My daughter is born delicate and delicate, and her body is like a weak willow. match.Those who have no wives are worthy of being wives; those who have wives are willing to be concubines.Only heroes choose.Another note: Ascend to the Sleeping Flower Terrace, with fists and feet without eyes, only to establish a life and death posture. When the group of men with excess hormones heard it, their demands were so low!You can be a concubine!It's just jumping on the ring and dancing a few times. If you are lucky, you may even win an eternal beauty!Such a cheap thing, be good, don't take advantage of the cheap, turtle bastard!Therefore, when their brains became hot and they were fascinated by beauty, they forgot to analyze the cruel meaning in the "remarks", and they jumped onto the sleeping flower platform like rabbits; or some people carefully weighed the remark , but felt that he was the lucky one who would be struck by lightning in winter, so he jumped into the ring with a fluke. The rivers and lakes are dangerous! The cruel facts proved their innocence and innocence and the cruelty of the Mianhuatai Buddhist Hall battle. Many people from the world died on the Mianhuatai—only three people got off the Mianhuatai, and two of them were killed by Qiyuan Foxintang. Liu Wuye's hurricane leg was kicked off, and his internal organs were torn apart. Among the two brothers who died on the Sleeping Flower Terrace, one of them was Liu Youxiang, the head of the Baihutang in Guangzhou, who was called "a pear blossom crushes a begonia".Because this gentleman's appearance is different from ordinary people, with prematurely aging silver threads floating on his huge head, under the long silver hair, he has a skin like a red roast chicken, so he won this title; Yuan Cong, a disciple of Shaolin laymen who returned from studying arts in Mount Wutai, was most highly regarded by Abbot Fafeng of Wanfo Temple.Abbot Fafeng wanted to pass on the mantle, but Yuan Cong was so obsessed with Yu Lingsu, a beauty all over the south of the Yangtze River, that he gave up the Shaolin country that many people envy. Abbot Fafeng was very angry. When sending Yuan Cong down the mountain and out of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple, he lifted the feet of Xitian Tathagata and kicked Yuan Cong down the 100-meter steps.This was still unrelieved, and he did seven days and seven nights in Wanfo Temple to curse Yuan Cong. Facts have proved that the incense in Wanfo Temple is still efficacious, so Yuan Cong died under the sleeping flower platform. The third person, that is, the only one who walked to the Sleeping Flower Terrace in the Chess Garden alive was Wei Mingchuan, the unparalleled son of the Wei family in Huaibei.It is said that Wei Mingchuan's battle at Mianhuatai caused a change in the situation in the south of the Yangtze River. Originally, this handsome and coquettish Huaibei man almost died on the flower stage, because that day, when Liu Wuye wanted to kick the Foshan Wuying kick against Wei Mingchuan who was injured and fell on the stage, the sky threw down a heavy object unprepared , Liu Wuye was smashed on the spot so that his waist disc protruded, and he fell on the sleeping flower table, unconscious.Just when everyone was about to flock to the stage to see the heavy object clearly, they saw a heroic figure flying from the sky——a mysterious masked man flew up to the sleeping flower stage like lightning, and in front of everyone's eyes, he seemed to be searching for something. , looted the heavily wrapped heavy objects, and took them away! This accident made Wei Mingchuan win the return of a beautiful woman. As for the Chess Garden, because they accepted the gauntlet that Wei Mingchuan and Liu Wuye would win or lose in a battle, the gauntlet did not specify such a situation, so what conclusion should be made, and what was said at the time that "Chess Garden is a gathering place for bloodthirsty devils" Negative remarks such as martial arts people should attack in groups", "Mianhuatai is a fig leaf for Qiyuan to slaughter the heroes of the world and consolidate its own position" and other negative remarks are boiling, so they have to use this to end Mianhuatai's "cutting off the heads of the world's heroes" The historical mission, agreed to the Wei family's marriage. However, Master Liu Wu of Qiyuan supported his old waist, swayed to Wei Mingchuan's eyes, talked sweetly, and persuaded him with sweet words, asking Wei Mingchuan to go back to Huaibei to recuperate the injury he suffered in the ring.When Yu Lingsu turned eighteen, Mr. Wei would beat Ma Jiangnan to welcome his relatives. Wei Mingchuan thought it made sense, so he decided to go back to Huaibei first.Waiting to marry this famous Jiangnan Shu.No, this marriage, but because of Yu Lingsu's frail body, a letter from Qiyuan arrived, fearing that the young lady is too sad and sick to bear the hardships. In this way, it was delayed again and again, and it dragged on for three full years. Sleeping Flower Terrace ended because of Wei Mingchuan.There is no more blood to moisten this lonely building, it just stands on the ancient river, in the chess garden, lonely.There are often rumors among women on the street, that one day when they are washing vegetables or laundry, they often see white wandering spirits wandering on the sleeping flower table, whimpering and wailing, most of them are those who died unjustly in the rivers and lakes. Then, they took the vegetable basket and turned home with three steps, and advised their husbands that although they were middle-aged, they would not lose their lives and blessings, no more than the beauties in the chess garden, Although beauty is beautiful, it is a fatal disaster in the world.Meaning, let them be satisfied. What those men thought, we have no way of knowing.However, during those days in the south of the Yangtze River, no matter whether it was inside or outside the Qiyuan, I often saw, occasionally, a man who passed by the Qiyuan mansion raised his eyes to see this pavilion.It is estimated that they are all secretly melancholy at this time, that they have no destiny with the beauty in this life. Having said so much, someone will ask me, you know so much about Yu Zihan and Yu Lingsu, are you their fan? My answer is: no!No! It's just that I am in the Jianghu, and I am happy to collect all kinds of gossip and gossip. Those fairy fans in the martial arts world who are willing to collect my gossip know that I have been traveling the world with Duan Qingyi, a cat girl, since I was very young, and these information about the world will help me navigate the world, so I naturally know these things. Jianghu is a battleground with frequent turmoil, so you must have first-hand information about Jianghu.I have suffered losses in this regard. At that time, I had just debuted, and I asked Duan Qingyi to teach me my skills, but unexpectedly, this man held his head high and refused with his nostrils. He said that my qualifications, which are too muddy to support the wall, should go to the rivers and lakes to play Wudang or Shaolin It is enough for the gang leader to do it, but being a "thief" is too difficult for me. As soon as I heard this, I immediately hurt my self-esteem and decided to join others.So I went to Liujiaxia to "practice" the craft first.So, according to the rules of the rivers and lakes, I went to pay homage to the local thief. Everyone in Jianghu knows that Wang Sanhao, the thief leader of Liujiaxia, looks like a black bear, and also has a hobby of black bears, gluttonous for honey.So, I went to visit with two jars of honey. Unexpectedly, when Wang Sanhao celebrated his concubine's birthday a few days ago, in order to please her, he planted a whole body of peonies. As soon as he entered the back garden, he was stung by a swarm of bees.It is estimated that Wang Sanhao's mother will not recognize him when she sees him. From then on, Wang Sanhao hated bees and honey even more. And that day, I, who thought I was smart and witty, went to visit him with two jars of honey.When Wang Sanhao saw the honey pot in my hand, he convulsed and lost his temper.Order my subordinates to chop me into pieces and drag me to the back mountain to feed the wolves! Fortunately, I have already practiced excellent lightness kung fu in countless times of chasing and fighting with Duan Tsing Yi.Seeing that the situation was not good, he ran away. Back at Jiaopu, looking at Duan Qingyi's proud eyes, and thinking about my sad situation, I immediately vowed: I will be a generation of thief kings.Determined to go it alone and walk the rivers and lakes.No longer submit to any one, no longer act according to the face of others.Just like Duan Qingyi, he comes and goes without a trace, happy and carefree. Fortunately, not long after the incident, Wang Sanhao's big house was stolen by a strong man.Including his proud subordinates and his beautiful concubines, they were all stolen from the scene.When this incident reached my ears, I was so ecstatic that I ran around Jiaopu three times, running so hard that I didn't know where my thighs were and where my knees were, before I fell to the ground.This is simply delightful!In the end, I went to Liu Potato's vegetable field and stole two melons.But this excitement and happiness really made it difficult for me to control my emotions, so I went to buy two catties of arsenic from Jiang Xiazi, planning to eat this arsenic and poison myself to death if I was still so excited in the middle of the night.At that time, Mr. Liu was buying dog skin plaster in Jiang Xiazi's pharmacy. When he saw me buying arsenic, he asked me very concerned, then shook his head and said, how can two catties of arsenic poison you to death?You have such a thick skin, and the skin of the internal organs is probably even thicker, you might as well buy ten catties and eat it at home! I said, if I buy ten catties, what if I eat eight catties and get poisoned to death?Isn't this a waste of resources? Master Liu said, it's okay, it's okay, I'll put the rest in the coffin for you. I thought for a while and said, let Duan Qingyi eat the rest, anyway, I don't want him to live alone, how lonely he is without me. When Master Liu heard me mention Duan Qingyi, the dog skin plaster was directly stuck to his mouth.That night, my unopened arsenic was stolen.I once suspected that Master Liu and Yi Huzhu did it together, because if Duan Qingyi died, no one would send him and Yi Huzhu to their end.But it was rejected by Duan Qingyi. Continue to talk about the little things in Jiangnan. On the surface, although it seems that the "Chess Garden" dominates the south of the Yangtze River, those people in the rivers and lakes are also respected on the surface, and they don't know how many gossip about the "Chess Garden" behind their backs. In addition to the criticism of "Mianhuatai", there are even rumors that the reason why the "Neon Sword" dances like a rainbow is because this sword is the treasure of the ancient "Yumantang" full of beauty, "Apricot Blossom Needle". "Melt off what was cast. Therefore, there are always people whispering: the extermination of the "Yumantang" of the old wealthy family in the south of the Yangtze River has a great relationship with the appearance of the "Neon Sword"! Even the massacre of "Yumantang" was directly recorded on the current Jiangnan Wangmen "Qiyuan".Fortunately, after the fire in "Yu Man Tang" was extinguished, no one was left alive. Therefore, for many years, Jiangnan has been peaceful, and there has been no retribution due to "Yu Man Tang". Of course, the speculation about the massacre of "Yumantang" is just a rumor in the world.If this is the case, then the bloody case of "Yu Man Tang" has to be carried by Yu Zihan.At that time, Han Zihan was at most six or seven years old.Isn't it too crazy for such a young doll to bloodbath "Yu Mantang" of the martial arts family?Could it be that the five-year-old Yu Zihan fell into the deep mountains and old forests and took some powerful supplement pills, or fell into a cave and worshiped the fairy sister to get some martial arts secrets? This is too ridiculous, too legendary. Therefore, only those ghosts who died in the fire can understand the bizarre tragedy of Yu Mantang over the years.Therefore, for so many years, this can only be a mystery in the world.