Chapter 31 Chapter Thirty-One Stealing Money

Shi Jidong was in a daze looking at the room in the courtyard. He suddenly realized: "Zhang San didn't deliberately tease himself, but to unite the martial arts. It must be his disciples who offended Zhang San. Zhang San made two 'troubleshooting' for the sake of the reputation of our sect. , I saved a lot of face for myself." At this time, he deeply felt Zhang San's sincerity.He wants to investigate the disciples and grandchildren, who violated the teacher's training. A few days later, Wang Fuquan sneaked to Young Master Shou's house, found Zhang San, and confessed his fault to him. Zhang San responded kindly, but didn't mention it.

In the spring of the second year, the miscellaneous trees were blooming, the birds were flying through the forest, and the spring was pleasant. The soft willow silk hung down on the moat of the quiet Beijing city, and the catkins like goose feathers rolled into the city all over the sky. It was a world of white catkins. .University scholar Wang Wenshao returned to Beijing from Shaanxi, and Master Shou's family immediately jumped for joy.Zhang San naturally received a word of thanks from the old scholar. At noon that day, Zhang San was resting in the University Scholars' Mansion when he suddenly felt someone scratch his ears. He squinted his drunken eyes and saw that it was "Swallow" Li San.Li San wore a bark cloth trousers and jacket, a pair of cloud shoes, and a pair of socks that ants went up the mountain. His legs and wrists were tied into lantern trouser legs. He even put some powder on his face and oil on his head.Zhang San thought: Where did this ghost boy come from, and how did he find it here?Li San thought that Zhang San was fast asleep, and when he saw a jug on the table next to him, he picked it up and shook it, tiptoedly brought it to Zhang San, and dripped it into Zhang San's mouth bit by bit.Zhang San kicked his left foot and lifted his right arm, Li San fell out of the door with a "poof".Zhang San jumped up and shouted: "Look, the kang has been ruined. Hurry up and clean up the kang." Li San rubbed his back, blinked his eyes, stood up, and looked at the kang. A large piece of the kang hole collapsed.Li San smiled and said: "Third Master, I, Li San, can go to the Three Treasures Palace for nothing! Ask for anything."

Zhang San asked, "How is Miss Jiayun?" Li San complained, "I've been sending her to Tianjin for the Chinese New Year. It's cold and the road is slippery. Don't you know how hard it is?" Zhang San said with a smile: "Where is your fuel-efficient lamp? You must have stolen someone's donkey or carriage to give it to you. Don't act like a good boy. Saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda." Li San muttered: "Then he wants to carry her, but she won't let him!" Zhang Sandao: "What do you need to ask me? Tell me quickly."

Li Sanxi said with a smile on his face: "There is a martial artist named Bailu in Dongcheng, do you know?" Zhang San shook his head. Li Sandao: "He is morally corrupt, eating, drinking, whoring, and gambling. He claims to be invincible all over the capital. He has a brother, Yao, and only a widowed sister-in-law. He lives in Zhaotangzi Hutong, Dongcheng, relying on his previous savings. Whenever Bailu loses money in a bet, he always asks his sister-in-law for money. A friend of mine and his sister-in-law are neighbors, and I have been staying at this friend’s house recently. Hearing a cry for help from the yard next door, I ran over At a glance, Zhengfeng Bailu was entangled with his sister-in-law. Bailu threatened his sister-in-law and said: "If you don't give me all your savings, I will rape you and ruin your reputation for life." The woman refused to hand over all the money. Saving money, Bai Lu forcibly took off her pants, and the woman yelled for help. I saw such a situation and picked up a piece of tile and threw it at Bailu. He wiped it with his hand, and the swelling disappeared immediately. Bailu said to the woman: "I will come back tomorrow night, if you don't give me the money, I will really rape you!" After finishing speaking, he rushed out the door, I rushed to the room with a whoosh. I hurriedly hid behind a eaves. The egret scolded: "Who doesn't know what is good and what is bad, dare to meddle in my business!" As he said, he kicked four feet one after another, and the four tiles were kicked away by him Egret scolded again: "Which one has lost all children and grandchildren, and hides there and dare not come out. If you have something, you come out!" I couldn't bear it anymore, and jumped out. It's Li San, the big thief swallow!" I scolded: "You beast-faced fellow, see if I don't make your scandal public!" Bailu punched him and scolded: "I will pull out your swallow's hair Don’t come down, I’ll make you a bald-tailed swallow!’ We fought back and forth, but he used all his ruthless kung fu, and I was a little bit overwhelmed, so I accidentally got punched by him.” After speaking, Li San took off his clothes, Zhang San saw a palm-sized purple seal on his back, which was already congested.Li San went on to say: "I saw that I couldn't beat him, so I ran away. That Bailu Qingshi is far behind me, I just hit him three times and two times."

Zhang San picked up the long pipe, lit it, spit out a cloud of smoke rings, leaned back on the carved wooden chair, and said slowly: "Li San, are you inviting me out of the mountain?" ", also leaned on the kang next to him, and crossed his legs, he didn't expect that he was sitting on the kang that Zhang San had collapsed just now, and fell down with a "plop", feeding a lot of clods in his mouth.When Zhang San saw it, he laughed so hard. Li San crawled out of the kang hole, patted the dirt on his body, picked up the wine pot on the table, and "gududu" took a big gulp.Leaning against the door frame, he said with a grin: "Master Zhang, has he run on you?"

Zhang San shook his legs and asked casually: "What are you talking about?" "While walking, I said: 'The surname is Bai, I'm in the hands of the "drunk man" Zhang San. I'll go back and call him. He has special skills and can beat you up!" Guess what he said, he said : ""Drunkman" Zhang San! Isn't that the wine gourd? He is the master of Tianqiao, just talking but not practicing! If he wants to come, I will make him unable to drink in his life!'" Hearing this, Zhang San flicked the long pipe, stood up and said angrily, "This unknown junior is actually talking out of his mouth, let me teach him a lesson."

Li San jumped up with joy when he saw the success of the fierce intercourse method.At night, when the moon and stars were thin, Zhang San followed Li San to Zhaotangzi Hutong in Dongcheng.Before the egret came, the woman's face was full of tears, she was wearing a snow-white cloth shirt, holding her husband's belongings in her hand, and was crying on the kang in the house. Li San said to Zhang San in the room: "This woman is Bailu's sister-in-law." Zhang San nodded, found a suitable hiding place, and waited for Bailu to arrive. After a while, the woman untied her belt and hung it on the beam of the house. Then she moved a wooden stool and stood on it.Seeing that she was looking for short-sightedness, Zhang San opened his mouth, let out a long breath, and extinguished the candle on the table. Taking advantage of the darkness, he slipped down, got into the house, fell on the ground, and grabbed the wooden candle. stool.

The woman kicked the wooden stool several times, but the wooden stool did not move at all, she was very surprised.At this moment, a gust of wind swept in, and the egret walked in quickly.Bailu called: "Have you made up your mind?" He stepped on Zhang San's back, jumped up, and shouted, "Why did you commit suicide?" He panicked, his feet went limp, and he fell down, right on top of Zhang San.Zhang San rolled away, stood up, and shouted: "Egret, the Skynet has been restored, you cannot escape justice!" When Bailu heard this, he flew to the courtyard and shouted, "Who are you?" Zhang San also followed, and said, "I'm Zhang San, and I've come to settle accounts with you!" Drunkard, Zhang San is good at kung fu, I have never seen it before, but I want to learn it today." Zhang San said: "That's very good, let's go!"

The woman in the house was at a loss, so Li San slipped down and said to her, "Master Zhang is going to teach you a lesson, don't be afraid. I'm afraid your brother-in-law won't bother you anymore. Don't commit suicide. It's better to live in peace and stability." When the woman heard this, she knelt down and said, "Don't kill him, kill him, I will have no face to see his brother under the nine springs, my father-in-law and mother-in-law died early No one educated him, so he developed his virtue." When Li San heard this, he was in a bad mood for a while, thinking: This woman is too bodhisattva-hearted, you have forced him to this point, and she still has this thought, the forest is really big, and there are all kinds of birds.He rushed out angrily to chase after Zhang San.

Zhang San and Bai Lu jumped over the east wall and came to a small forest.Bai Lu said: "We two slapped each other three times on the head, whichever one fails is considered unlucky." He picked up a stone, drew a path, and said, "Which side do you want?" Zhang San smiled and said: "Don't be so troublesome, you can give it a thumbs up." Bai Lu was not polite, and with enough energy, he stretched out his left palm and hit Zhang San hard on the head.Zhang San's head didn't move, his eyes didn't blink.Bai Lu was a little panicked, thinking: My palm is so powerful that it would blow the brains of most people, but Zhang San is fine. Is he an iron head?Bailu performed his ancestral unique skill again, secretly lucky, seeing that his left palm gradually turned red, then purple, and turned like charcoal fire, he hit Zhang San on the head again.Zhang San blinked his eyes this time, but nothing happened.Bai Lu quietly held the rock just now in his palm, and hit Zhang San on the head again.Zhang San's head trembled slightly, and he didn't even lift a bag on his head.

Bai Lu was helpless, and said to Zhang San: "It's your turn to hit me." Zhang San stretched out his hand and pressed on his head; Bai Lu suddenly felt his eyes brighten, and staggered a few steps, but Zhang San only exerted a little bit of strength.Zhang San exerted another five minutes of strength, and hit the egret with a palm; the egret's head retracted, and its neck was a bit dislocated; Zhang San struck again, and the egret felt a numb head.Zhang Sandao: "Your kung fu is good. It's not easy to practice to this point. I just leave some marks for you. I hope you will definitely change from evil to good in the future. Don't do anything that is utterly devoid of conscience. If you don't change, I will kill you." Make you paralyzed." At this time, Li San also rushed over, seeing that Zhang San let Bailu go easily, he was puzzled.Zhang San said: "I have punished him severely enough. At least he won't gamble and pester his sister-in-law again." Li San was still puzzled.Zhang San said to Bailu again: "If you have any difficulties in the future, just come to me. I live in Yingyi Hutong." After finishing speaking, he drifted away. It wasn't until the third day that Bailu Guo realized that this morning, he had just woken up from his sleep. When he opened his eyes, everything was in a daze, and he couldn't see his fingers. It turned out that he was blind.He thought of what Zhang San said three days ago, understood Zhang San's punishment for him, and felt extremely remorseful. Soon, a blind Taoist priest appeared in the city of Beijing. This Taoist priest was dressed in ragged clothes, held a bowl in his left hand, leaned on a horse pole in his right hand, and was wearing a blue Taoist robe. He was begging along the street. He was an egret.He had no face to ask Zhang San for money, let alone ask his sister-in-law for food.He begs in the wind, groans in the rain, sometimes stretches out his long lice-ridden arms and raises them in the air, slurring his mouth; he is praying for his faults, telling the world what is good is good Retribution, evil has the true meaning of evil retribution; sometimes he cowers in the door opening of other people's houses and sleeps, like a sick dog with a broken spine. He took out something to eat and stuffed it randomly in his chest.Whenever Zhang San saw him on the street, he always took out a handful of broken silver and threw it to him. Bailu didn't know he was Zhang San, because he could no longer see everything in the world, and he just knelt like a dog. , spit out unclear words, only Zhang San can understand those words: But do good deeds, don't ask about the future...