Chapter 30 Chapter Thirty: Speaking Outrageous Words

Meet Zhang San, it's Ma Liu.He pushed the door hard, and the door latch snapped off with a "click".Seeing Zhang San barging in, Ma Liu knew that he was doomed, so frightened, he knelt down on his knees with a "plop", kowtowed his head like pounding garlic, and begged for mercy repeatedly.Zhang San stretched out his left hand to grab Ma Liu's shoulder blades, lifted him up, picked him up like a chicken, and said, "Come with me outside, so as not to hurt the store." Ma Liu was like sifting chaff. , where there is still the courage to move half a step.Zhang San dragged him halfway, took him to a field outside the town, and asked him why he killed Butler Bai.It turns out that Cao Wu and Ma Liu usually become addicted to gambling and spend a lot of money.Taking advantage of the turmoil, the two of them took Steward Bai hostage to Huozikou in the eastern suburbs when he was out, trying to squeeze out a sum of money.Unexpectedly, Steward Bai not only refused to give them, but instead reprimanded the two of them, advising them to learn some skills and follow the right path, and not to do things that hurt nature and reason.The two were reprimanded when they saw that they could not make money. Immediately, the evil fire rose, stabbed Butler Bai to death with a knife, and dumped his body in the wild.

Hearing this, Zhang San pinched Ma Liu's artery with his right hand, and Ma Liu died instantly.Zhang San cut off Ma Liu's right ear with a mole, and hurried back to the city. Zhang Sanzhi went out of the city in the middle of the night, walked, ate, inquired, and did errands, and went back and forth for 80 miles, using only a few bags of cigarettes, which was really fast. When Master Shou saw Zhang San coming back, he was surprised and delighted. Zhang San gave Ma Liu's ear to Master Shou and told the whole story.Young Master Shou asked: "How did you find out the trace of the murderer? I saw you drinking heavily every day, and thought you had forgotten about solving the case."

Zhang San laughed and said, "I, Zhang San, don't eat dry food for nothing. I saw that the murder of Butler Bai was a bit strange, and I felt that the murderer was probably in the mansion, so I pretended to be drunk every day, but I was drunk every night. Go to everyone's room in the mansion and check carefully. Because I heard that I came to the nursing home to handle the case, the murderer must be panicked and disturbed in his sleep. Sure enough, I saw Cao Wu and He Liu muttering every night, turning from side to side while sleeping Afterwards, Ma Liu packed up his luggage and left without saying goodbye. Cao Wu was so frightened that he lost his mind and went crazy, and then he bumped his head to death under the pillar in the house, and the truth came to light.

After hearing this, Master Shou admired Zhang San even more, so he regarded him as a guest of honor and stayed in the mansion to continue nursing the hospital.Zhang San was in Wang's nursing home, and nothing happened in the mansion. One day, a young master Zeng visited Wang's house and saw Zhang Sansan was still sleeping on the kang of Master Shou during the day, so he said to Master Shou: "Your family is too unruly. How can you sleep on the kang when you see the master? Won't you get up?" Young Master Shou hurriedly said: "This is the master of the nursing home, he is very capable!" But Master Zeng said: "Don't be fooled, some nursing homes nowadays are all fools and have no skills at all. Our family Li Liucai from the nursing home is really capable, tell him to send one or two apprentices to the nursing home, what's the use of hiring this person?"

Two days later, Master Shou came back from visiting Master Zeng's house.In the evening, he took Zhang San to drink with the cook.After drinking for a while, Young Master Shou was a little drunk and his face was flushed.He smiled and said to Zhang San: "Li Liu, the nursing home of the Zeng family, asked who did you practice the martial arts with? Which one did you practice? He asked you to visit him." She winked and told him not to say anything, but Master Shou said he was happy and didn't stop talking.Zhang San was very annoyed at Li Liu being so arrogant.He said to Young Master Shou: "Who is my master and what kind of discipline is he practicing? He asked me to visit him, but he didn't understand the rules. If he pays homage to a good master, he has taught him and knows how to do it." , you won’t have such a big tone.” Zhang San glanced at Young Master Shou and said: “You tell him to visit me. He is limited to three days, and I will teach him a lesson. In front of everyone, who is right and who is wrong, Everyone can see their own opinions. After the three-day deadline, I went to him, and how the two of them competed, everyone can't see."

Young Master Shou brought Zhang San's words to Li Liu, but he didn't see Li Liu coming.On the fourth day, Young Master Shou came back from Zeng's house and said to Zhang San: "Come on! Third master! Don't make trouble, Li Liu of Zeng's family is afraid of you!" Zhang San said: "Today is the fourth day. Just look for him!" Young Master Shou held Zhang San back and said with a smile: "You still look for him, these few nights, the Zeng's house has become quite noisy. There are always people walking around on the roof, just smash bricks and tiles inside the house , beat those Kangxi porcelain, Qianlong pots, and imperial concubine bowls to pieces. Li Liu took a knife and directed all his disciples to look for him, but he saw a black shadow running around, but he couldn't catch him. Li Liu arrived In the front yard, the black shadow turned to the back yard, Li Liu rushed to the back yard, and the black shadow ran to the front yard again, chasing after him, sweating profusely from exhaustion, but he couldn't catch up." Young Master Shou looked at Zhang carefully. After a few glances, he continued, "The troublemaker is not a thief, but a deliberate troublemaker. Li Liu saw the man flying around the room. He was a big man with a toad waist and the smell of alcohol. I guess it must be you." !" Zhang San laughed: "That's weird, I haven't moved in the past few days, you read it wrong, it's not me." Young Master Shou also smiled and said: "Come on! Come on! Let me tell you , don’t make trouble, it’s a pity to ruin someone’s antique utensils.” Zhang San said, “I don’t know how to fly over walls, how could it be me? Don’t put the pot of shit on my head.”

Young Master Shou went to Zeng's house again and passed the word to Young Master Zeng, but Young Master Zeng didn't believe it, and Li Liu didn't believe it even more.The two came to Young Master Shou's house and met Zhang San. Zhang San and Li Liu greeted each other with hand in hand: "Long time admiration! Long time admiration!" They were polite for a long time.Master Zeng saw that the two hit it off very well, so he said to Zhang San: "You and Li Liu have fought, let us see how it goes?" Zhang San then asked Li Liu: "Master Liu, they let us fight, what do you think?" Liu looked at Zhang San, who was tall with a toad waist, and couldn't help shivering all over.Zhang San said: "I was not the one who came to Zeng's house to make trouble. I have been here all the time." Li Liu felt relieved and agreed to the move.

Young Master Shou, Young Master Zeng and their family members gathered around to watch the competition between the two nursing homes.The two opened up, and Li Liu greeted Zhang San with fists and kicks.But Zhang San just dodges and evades, and takes an outstanding inner gossip dodge step.Zhang San moved forward and backward, left and right, Li Liu's punches missed, and his feet lost momentum.Li Liuzheng was playing happily when he suddenly felt kicked in the back and fell to the ground with a "boom".Everyone couldn't help laughing after seeing it.Master Zeng hurriedly said: "Master Li Liu, get up quickly, please greet the third master, and apologize!" Li Liuchao clapped his hands three times and said: "Li Liu has eyes but can't see Mount Tai, and Mr. Zhang is so generous, please forgive me. Zhang San hurriedly returned the courtesy, and said to Li Liu: "Six Lord, don't say that. It is not easy for us to treat the craftsmen as human beings. We should respect each other, learn the skills deeply, and don't underestimate them. "

Time flies, and it is the second summer in a blink of an eye.That day Zhang San was chatting with Master Shou in the house.The door curtain was lifted, and the servant led a young master into the house.Young Master Shou recognized this person. He was the young master of a wealthy family named Hu in Beixinqiao, and his name was Hu Qi.Hu Qi shouted: "Oh, Mr. Zhang is here, I have something to ask." Zhang San stood up and said, "Just talk about it." Hu Qi showed a sad face, and said: "In the past few days, we There was a burglar in the house, he was scurrying around, elusive, and the Hu family had more than 20 thugs, but it didn't help. The old lady is in a hurry, and she is yelling at the bottom, and the snitch is also swearing on the room. Third master, help me to see." Zhang Sandao: "Please invite me, and temporarily dismiss those thugs, lest they can't help but instead It's not going to help." Hu Qi responded repeatedly: "Just do what the third master said."

That evening, when Zhang San came to Hu's house, he saw that the front and rear courtyards were pitch black, there were no candles in the house, and the windows were all tightly blocked with felt blankets.After asking Zhang San, he found out that the snitch had been making a lot of trouble these days, and the teacher couldn't subdue him, so he came up with this idea.Despite this, the Snitch is still coming, and the thugs are helpless.Zhang San was secretly amused, and immediately ordered the front and back yards to light up the candles, open the door, remove all the felt blankets blocking the windows, and let Hu Qi play the piano and sing.Zhang San also ordered everyone not to shout if a burglar came, and no one was allowed to come out to fight outside.After everything was arranged, Zhang San hid in a hut, staring at the house intently.

In the middle of the night, the thief really came. He looked around from the house for a long time, and saw that the courtyard was completely different from the past, so he didn't dare to come down and slipped away quietly.Early the next morning, Zhang San went to the room to check the whereabouts and whereabouts of the thief. It turns out that thieves also have rules on the secret passage. On the way in and out, tiles and stones are placed as signs.As soon as Zhang San saw it, he had a bottom line in his heart.Zhang San remembered that when he was a young man learning martial arts, his master once told him that learning martial arts is to uphold justice, you must not block roads and rob, pick flowers and steal willows, and die poor and do not perform art.If it is difficult to make a living in the future, you can go to the bodyguard to protect the hospital.The bodyguards are dumb bodyguards. The official business traveler and the bodyguard agree on a meeting place, and then they go together.Encountered robbers on the way, the two sides have talked, nominated the Taoist surname, if you know it, you will raise your hand and let it go, otherwise you will have to fight, and if you want to guard the courtyard to catch the thief, you must understand the rules of the thief, and the rules are to catch the thief , rather than being a thief.Zhang San knows that the Snitch is very capable, so he won't take pains.As soon as it was dark the next day, Zhang San grabbed the wall with both hands, rolled his body, and climbed up to the roof. His feet could touch the bones of the face, and with great strength in his hands and feet, it was easy to climb up the house that was more than ten feet high.He hid behind a chimney, waiting for the snitch. In the middle of the night, the moonlight is like water, and the stars are competing to wink.Sure enough, the snitch sneaked back the same way, and squatted on the half slope in front of the roof, looking down.Zhang San quietly threw himself behind the Snitch, grabbed the Snitch by the back collar, and asked in a low voice, "Friend! You're here." The Snitch was taken aback and thought: "Today we can confess." So he remained motionless and replied in a low voice, "My friend! I'm here, who are you?" Seeing that he didn't turn his head back, Zhang San knew that the Snitch was a well-known thief who had been taught.Because if he turns around, according to the rules, he intends to strike.At this time, the terrain was low at the front and high at the back, and if the snitch wanted to make a move, Zhang San only needed to lift his foot, and he would be kicked "gululu" and rolled down.Zhang San communicated his first and last name, and talked about jargon.The snitch hurriedly said: "Jiu Yang, Jiu Yang, if you are here, then I will leave, you should be better." Zhang San said: "You can go to the house to drink some wine and stay for a few days. Let's invite some friends to make some money, and then you can go!" "Thank you very much, no wonder 'Swallow' Li San boasted that you are loyal and a good friend. We can see you today, and your reputation is well-deserved! The green hills will not change, and the water will flow forever. There will be a period later." Zhang San said in a low voice: "My friend, I'm sorry." As soon as he let go, the snitch ran away without looking back. The story of Zhang San's catching the thief was spread by Hu Qi and others.Some people say that Zhang San can rise ten feet from the ground, while others say that he can get on the house with one flick, and can jump over the house like walking on flat ground.There is a young man named Wang Fuquan who is Shi Jidong's apprentice. He heard Zhang San's story, but he didn't believe it, and said to others: "Don't listen to those people talking nonsense, I don't believe that Zhang San has such a great ability. Could it be that he is the seventy-two change of the monkey grandson, able to fly through the clouds?" The words reached Zhang San's ears, because Zhang San and Shi Jidong were considered brothers, and it was inconvenient for him to talk directly to Wang Fuquan due to his own seniority, so he decided to use tricks to ask Shi Jidong is not strict as a believer. On this day, Shi Liandong was practicing in Yihe Wood Factory on Chaonei Street, with a sunflower planted beside him.Shi Jidong's wife Chen Yuanyuan is collecting sunflower dishes.Shi Jidong walked lightly and steadily, fast and solid, with long braids flying.Zhang San came here quietly, seeing that he practiced well, he secretly praised him.With a wave of Zhang San's hand, he saw that Shi Jidong's braid had been tied to a sunflower pole, and with a "click", the sunflower pole broke at the waist, and the upper half was still tied to the braid.This startled Shi Jidong and Chen Yuanyuan, who was concentrating on picking sunflowers.Shi Jidong cupped his hands to Zhang Sanyi and said, "The third master is here, please don't laugh." "Where, the skill is good. Hey, do you still wear a thick jacket in such a hot day?" After finishing speaking, Zhang San lifted the hem of his clothes, twisted his fingers, and a big hole appeared in the thick robe.Shi Jidong knew that someone had offended Zhang San, so he apologized and said, "Sir, give me some advice." Zhang Sandao: "How dare, how dare." Chen Yuanyuan was wearing a purple floral trousers and jacket, with her hair tied high in a bun.At this time she said: "Third Master won't come easily, hurry up to the house and have a drink with my old man." Zhang San waved his hand lightly: "Thank you sister-in-law, I'm in a bit of a hurry today, so I won't go into the house." After finishing speaking, he walked away. A few days later, Zhang San heard someone say that Wang Fu was still talking nonsense behind his back.In the middle of the night, Zhang San came to Yihe Wood Factory again, jumped out of the window and sneaked into Shi Jidong's house. Shi Jidong was exhausted after a day's work, and he was fast asleep without realizing it.Zhang San picked up Shi Jidong's cloud shoe and went outside, put the shoe on the window sill, poured kerosene on it and lit it, and said to the room: "The shoes are on fire! A master of Baguazhang, even his disciples can't manage it well." , I’m not afraid of dishonoring our school’s reputation!” At this time, Shi Jidong had already woken up and ran out, but there was no trace of Zhang San.