Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Mosquito Weight Revolution

Don't be silly, my friend, that's not how revolutions work. ——Malmuammar Gaddafi's open letter to Che Guevara "Some Proposals for the Liberation Movement in South America" It took the Au tribe three days to complete the transformation from the original parliamentary system to the imperial system.Although from the perspective of the progress of world civilization, the weight of this change is only at the quark level—perhaps at the top quark level.But for the Aowu tribe itself, it has an extremely profound impact.Every Mayan was dumbfounded when the storm of change blew through the small Mayan tribe of Ou like a Peruvian hurricane.Before they had any reaction to this, they were thrown to the top by this powerful tide of the times.

This is a change that touches the soul. Many people have exposed their true colors, and many people have changed beyond recognition. On the second day of the Parrot King's calendar, the Parrot King issued his first instruction as a king: his apprentice was promoted from the position of the captain of the guard to the prime minister, and the captain of the guard was the captain of the former basketball team.The size of the guard soon expanded to 20 people, and more than half of them were relatives and friends of the Parrot King. After he strengthened his armed forces, his second instruction was to gather all the fruits and vegetables in the village in the royal palace converted from thatched huts in the council, for his own consumption.The villagers were very dissatisfied with this, but the big stick of the guards kept them silent.Anyone who was slightly dissatisfied was immediately accused of being a fellow traveler of the elders of the council and severely beaten.

Seeing that the villagers did not resist, the Parrot King finally believed that what Yikouguan said was true, and he became more courageous.The Parrot King invited some girls from the village to sleep with him that night.It was another of his secret dreams, and now it could all be realized. But what the Parrot King didn't expect was that among the several women he summoned, one of them was the prime minister's lover.The prime minister watched his lover be summoned into the bedroom by the parrot king, and groaned imaginatively, and couldn't help holding a grudge.But this apprentice was more careful than his master, he didn't act rashly, and now he was no longer the captain of the guard.

He secretly went to Yikouguan overnight and asked the envoy for countermeasures.Yikou closed his eyes and made a gesture, the prime minister understood and thanked him. On the third day of the parrot calendar, the prime minister announced in the morning in the name of the parrot king that each of the five guards of the basketball team would be given three mangoes in the morning and four coconuts in the evening; Four coconuts, three mangoes at night. It was like dropping a bomb in the guard, and immediately sparked a fierce dispute.The guards of the basketball faction think that they have made great contributions to the coup, and those who rely on the protection of the parrot king to get into the guards get more than themselves, which is really unfair; the direct descendants of the parrot king arrogantly claim that there is nothing to complain about , They say that their blood can be traced back to the city-states with pyramids at the earliest, which is different from those inferior people who were born in tribes.

As a result, the two sides almost started fighting. Fortunately, at this time, the prime minister sternly stopped the conflict and took some fruits from his collection to distribute to the guards of the basketball team faction.As a result, they were very dissatisfied with the king's arrangement, but grateful for the prime minister's mediation. In fact, the Parrot King didn't even know that there were fruits and women in the palace, so he didn't think there was any need to go outside.Anyway, the Prime Minister offered to take care of all the affairs, and he was happy to have fun in the palace.

After dealing with the troubles of the guards, the prime minister secretly sent someone to open the back door of the palace, and secretly took out a lot of coconuts and mangoes while the parrot king was in London with his concubines. These foods were distributed to the villagers in the name of the prime minister.It was widely rumored in the village that the prime minister begged the parrot king hard, and the king gave it as alms. That night, the angry young guards—all of them belonged to the basketball faction—secretly met with the prime minister, and collectively presented a laurel wreath made of rafflesia flowers, strongly urging the prime minister to come forward to overthrow the fatuous king.

"We went through life and death for that king, but what we got in return was three mangoes in the morning and four coconuts in the evening; while those bastards who climbed up by stalking horses got four coconuts in the morning and three mangoes in the evening, this difference in treatment is really too big! " The soldiers of the Young Faction spoke impassionedly, and many of them shed tears.After listening to the prime minister, he sternly rejected this treacherous proposal and warned them that it was a serious crime of beheading.But the young soldiers rushed in and forcibly put the king's wreath on the prime minister's head.

Wearing the smelly rafflesia flower on his head, the Prime Minister reluctantly said to the soldiers: "Do you know that the current king is not only my master, but also my teacher." "You love your teacher, you should love justice even more!!" the soldiers shouted coquettishly. "I hope the people will forgive me." The Prime Minister sighed deeply. So the helpless prime minister was forced to lead the group of soldiers close to the palace at night, trying not to make a sound.The prime minister had drawn up a plan in advance. He transferred the guards of the parrot king, and the rebels only had to rush into the palace and kill the parrot king.The prime minister repeatedly warned the uprising soldiers that the women in the house could not be killed because they were innocent.

At the beginning, everything went smoothly, and there was no one around the palace.The prime minister and the rebels from the basketball department quietly sneaked into the gate of the palace, and the only sound in the room was the snoring of the parrot king.The uprising fighters straightened up, kicked open the straw curtains, shouted Ula and rushed into the palace, looking for the stupid parrot king everywhere. But they were surprised to find that the direct line guards who should have been transferred were crawling among the fruit piles in the palace, eating and munching.These greedy guys probably wanted to steal more fruits to eat at night, but they happened to be bumped into by the rebels.

"Kill the Parrot King!" "Protect the water... er, protect the king!" Both sides put the fruits in their hands into their bosoms, then drew out big wooden sticks and stone axes, and shouted slogans to fight each other.The parrot king and his favorite concubine were woken up by the sound of killing, and curled up on the mat, their eyes were filled with people's shadows, and they couldn't tell who was who. The fighting lasted for a full ten minutes. Finally, the rebel army couldn't resist, surrounded the prime minister, exited the palace, and ran towards the west of the village.There was no other way. There were fifteen guards, but the rebels only had six including the prime minister.

When the wheel of history rolled into the third day of the Parrot King's calendar, the Parrot King, who had lingering fears, ordered to hunt down the Prime Minister and the remnants of the basketball team in the whole village.This large-scale raid made everyone in the village aware of last night's coup. Many villagers who received the Prime Minister's fruit secretly sympathized with him, but they dared not say anything. At noon, the Prime Minister unexpectedly appeared at the westernmost end of the village.The three survivors of the basketball faction followed behind him, and the elders of the council who should have been imprisoned in the cave were helped out by the prime minister. The prime minister jumped onto an earthen platform, pointed at the elders of the parliament, and talked loudly to the passing villagers. He claimed that he had just learned yesterday of the despicable methods adopted by the parrot king in order to ascend the throne. A good show, and then blamed it on the parliament. "I didn't know it at first, but last night I inadvertently learned about the tricks of the Parrot King, and angrily decided to kill this despicable person and avenge the dead speaker! It's a pity that the uprising failed...but our hearts Still alive! Our spirit is still here! We rescued the only surviving elder from the cave, let us fight against the tyrant and dictatorship under his banner! The honor belongs to the council!" The Prime Minister finished his impassioned speech and suddenly raised his arms and shouted.The people in the audience who had been listening to his speech were moved by this atmosphere, and they couldn't help shouting slogans along with it. Seeing the excitement of the crowd, the Prime Minister jumped off the stage without losing the opportunity, puffed up his chest and said, "Let us face the big sticks and stone axes directly. They cannot stop us from getting back the fruits we deserve!" The flow of people, calling the names of the Prime Minister, Coconut and Mango, marched all the way towards the palace. When the team marched to the center of the village, the size of the parliamentary army had grown to more than thirty people, including women and children.The palace guards hurried up, waving their weapons, but were dumbfounded.Although the parliamentary army in front of us is not well equipped and the quality of personnel is not high enough, it is the nemesis for the palace guards, because the relatives of the soldiers of the guards—especially their wives—are all in the ranks of the parliamentary army. The crowd supporting the parliamentary army saw the guards appear, angrily denounced them as royalists, and threw leaves and clods at them.Some women screamed and asked their husbands to go home. As a result, many people in the guard obediently covered their ears with their hands, fled home in a panic, and knelt on top of unpeeled pineapples, waiting to be punished. The prime minister and the elders stood in the crowd with solemn faces, wearing king flower crowns symbolizing leaders, like two bronze statues. The royalist SS continued to crumble under the blows of the masses, and the parliamentary army won a complete victory.Just after the last guard dropped his stick and escaped, the elder let out a long groan and fell to the ground.He was very old, and he was locked up for a few days, and he was already dying; after all this trouble, the last elder of the Ou Council finally swallowed his last breath and lay on the ground unable to move. The prime minister sadly shifted this responsibility to the parrot king, and he conveyed the elder's political last wish: "Overthrow the tyrants and restore the parliament!" The crowd was even more angry and flocked to the palace. When they opened the gate of the palace, they found that there was no one there except for the Mayan girls. The parrot king apparently fled into the jungle with some fruits. Since then, no one has seen the king for three days. The parliamentary army and the crowd gave deafening cheers. There is no doubt that this is a great victory. Nearly half of the village's people participated in this revolutionary action.The rule of the Parrot King lasted only three days, and he was overthrown by the parliamentary army. The three-day kingship period of oppressing the people ended, and the Aowu tribe entered a new era. Yikouguan sat cross-legged in his prison, gnawing on tomatoes leisurely, all of this was within his expectation, but the script hadn't been finished yet. On the day the Parrot King was overthrown, the whole Auwu village was very happy. They celebrated all night, singing, dancing, eating and drinking, and having promiscuous sex.A poetic villager suggested replacing each month with the name of the fruit, which was agreed by all, and the celebration was restarted.The whole carnival lasted until the early morning of the next day—the first day of Owu Mango Month. On the afternoon of the 1st of Owu Mango, the Prime Minister woke up all the members of the parliamentary army and called them together, announcing the convening of the first meeting of the new Owu parliament.Yikouguan fully considered the characteristics of the Mayans. He asked the Prime Minister to mention less about political principles and more about the distribution of fruits, which achieved good results. Since the elders were all dead, the Prime Minister proposed that he himself be the speaker of the House of Representatives before a formal parliament was formed, with full responsibility for all affairs in the village.This was endorsed by all participants.Immediately afterwards, the Prime Minister proposed to change the tenure of the Speaker of the House of Representatives to a life-long tenure, and hoped that the selection of members of parliament would be entrusted to him alone. This makes the fundamentalists in the parliamentary army very dissatisfied. These fundamentalists are composed of the three surviving members of the basketball team faction in the previous two days.Fundamentalists show that they are extreme, but no one can tell which kind of fundamentalism they belong to. Maybe it's just because the name sounds better in Mayan. In any case, the opposing voices of the fundamentalists were supported by the fruitists, and soon formed a very strong momentum.The latter belonged to the faction that appeared quickly after the victory of the parliamentary army. It was mainly composed of villagers who had been robbed of fruits by the Parrot King. There were a large number of them and their voices were loud enough. Faced with this dilemma, the Prime Minister or the Speaker of the House of Representatives had to go to Yikouguan again.After getting another satisfactory answer, the representative speaker left happily, and sent a full four guards—this is more than one-third of the regular strength of the parliamentary army—to guard, and no one was allowed to approach. On Mango Month 2, after a whole night of quarreling, the representative speaker announced that he accepted the proposal of the fundamentalists, allowing each faction in the parliamentary army to form separate parties and participate in the election of the new parliament.He made just one small tweak to the proposal: Only three or more people can form parties. This regulation immediately led to the division of the parliamentary army. The fundamentalists and the fruitists were no longer a coalition, and they were busy forming their own parties; those belonging to other factions and non-affiliated neutrals were also enthusiastic about it, and some small parties were just big enough for three people. , and the remaining people who could neither find an organization nor gather enough people to form their own political parties were secretly recruited by the representative speaker. When the sunset on the second day of the mango month fell into the mountains, there were about a dozen large and small parties in Au Village, and the least of them was only three, such as Au-My Homeland Party (the original fundamentalist faction); The faction is the most powerful, with sixteen members, but many members have different preferences. Young people like coconuts, while old people with bad teeth prefer mangoes. Finally, the Coconut Pie announced that they left because of disagreement with their diet concepts, and established Coconut Youth by themselves. Party, and the conservative Fruit Party. And the deputy speaker, through secret wooing and public opinion offensive, made his prime minister's party become the largest party in the parliament, with as many as 15 people. Once a party is formed, the immediate problem that arises is elections.There are a total of 120 Au villagers with party membership, so there are only 80 free voters, and seven of them are babies.The Speaker of the House of Representatives suggested, "Why don't we simply not vote, and everyone will enter the parliament automatically? Anyway, we are the majority." This suggestion was supported by the majority of parties. So on the night of Mango Month 2, the Au Wu Council, which accounts for 60% of the total population of the Au Wu tribe, was formally established. After the establishment, the representative speaker went to visit Yikouguan overnight.This time, Yikouguan warned him in a stern tone: "Each revolutionary organization will have enemies, and getting rid of them is the top priority." "If not..." the speaker asked cautiously. "Then make a few." Yikouguan said flatly. The well-understood representative left the hut, and Yikouguan took out a few straws, shared some gossip about what had happened in the Auwu tribe in the past two days, and muttered to himself: "It's about time." Put the parrot on the window to the window, the parrot flew away, and soon disappeared into the dark night.In the village under its wings, there is an uneasy tide of the times. On the 3rd of the Mango Month, the sleepy-eyed congressmen just walked into the open space—because there were too many people, and the original parliamentary huts were no longer enough—then they found that the atmosphere was a bit strange.Guards with a large gang stood around the open space, each of them had a bouquet of rafflesia tied to their arms, and the strong stench made people unable to open their eyes. When all the councilors had arrived, the representative speaker stood up and said loudly: "In our village, there are still remnants of the royalist party. On the surface, they sympathize with the revolution, but in fact they are lackeys of the Parrot King! Those with taints, we must investigate to the end, the ranks of the Purity Council." The MPs murmured in surprise, wondering who the speaker was referring to.The representative speaker suddenly shouted, and the rafflesia guards rushed into the venue, pushing the party chairman of "Au-My Homeland" and the former leader of the fundamentalist party to the center of the parliament. "He used to be the guard of the Parrot King, and he did many bad things with the Parrot King." The guards killed the party chairman with stone axes before he could resist.The entire open space was silent, and the representative speaker immediately ordered everyone to expose each other, and whoever had something to do with the Parrot King back then would be immediately pushed to the center of the open space and hacked. This act of the Speaker set off a climax of horrors, which, in terms of quality alone, was not inferior in any way to the horrors of the French Revolution that followed.Everyone feared that they would be implicated and accused others one after another.Soon a dozen or so villagers were killed on the charge of "royalistism". Strangely enough, all of them belonged to people other than the Prime Minister's party, and many small parties were wiped out because all their members were killed. The first person to react was the vice chairman of the Coconut Youth League, who happened to be accused of being hugged by the Parrot King when he was a child.In order to survive, he jumped out and shouted hoarsely: "The one who should be judged the most, isn't that apprentice of the Parrot King?" Only then did the congressmen wake up from a dream, and they all rushed to the high-spirited representative speaker, accusing him one after another.The speaker tried to defend himself, but paled in the seething crowd.At this critical juncture, the representative speaker took three steps back and made a natural decision. He ordered the parliamentary guards and everyone in the prime minister's party to pull out the wooden sticks they had prepared in advance and knock back all those who tried to accuse the representative speaker. . The Au Mayans who have gone through the royal period and the revolutionary period have accumulated rich experience in struggle, and other parties have also shown their weapons at the same time-everyone brought their guys to the parliamentary scene. The initial fight was between the Prime Minister's Party and the Coconut faction; within a few minutes the battle escalated, and many parties who had feuded over the accusations just now began to fight each other.In the chaos, revolutionary slogans such as "Knock you to death," "Go to hell!", "No slap in the face" and other revolutionary slogans came and went, and everyone seemed to be in a state of frenzy. There was not enough space in the open space to fight, many people chose a more spacious place, and finally turned into a chaotic situation.Others in the village also heard the news, and they were also wrapped up in this crazy political whirlpool.The Prime Minister's Faction, the Coconut Faction, the Mango Youth League, the Pseudo-Royalists, and the masses who didn't know the truth—they never understood it—fighted together, and the whole Auwu village fell into extreme chaos. In the French version of "The Lost Yintian Civilization", the translator added a line of annotation to this paragraph: "In Au, most people are Campbells, a few people are Robespierre, and no one is Danton. In the end, of course, everyone turned into Marat—they all died." Just when the revolutionary activities of the Aowu tribe reached their climax, the Yinshang Legion detachment who received the parrot's message rushed to Aowu.The well-trained Yin Shang soldiers killed all these fanatical Mayans effortlessly, and then the rescued Yikouguan walked out of the hut slowly and let the parrot fly back to his shoulder. When the team leader asked him how he was doing, Yikouguan smiled and replied: "Well, I give myself ninety points. I deducted ten points because I still overestimated the human being as a human being." Wisdom in group action." On December 29, 205 BC in the Republican Calendar, after six days of vigorous social changes, the Aowu tribe ended the period of kingship, revolution, parliament and terror, and entered a new historical stage-the period of no one. (Author's Note: Thanks to Master Gallop, he is so bad!)