Chapter 6 Chapter 5 Dilemma

Our national economy was on the verge of collapse last year, and this year we have taken a big step forward on the basis of last year. - Boris Nikolaevich Yeltsin. In order to further expand the living space, Commander Youhouxi decided to go to the inland of Central America.The decision was the right one, but executing it was another matter. First, he had absolutely no idea where the nearest Mayan tribe or city-state or whatever was near the camp.Furong can't help much in this regard. Before she learned oracle bone inscriptions, she was just a cook who was busy preparing food for the Mayan water police every day, and her worldview was very narrow.She could only tell Commander Youhouxi some extremely superficial Mayan customs—such as the difference between tribes and city-states, and the secrets about the many people in the camp.

The rest of the Naheim tribe probably knew better, but they were either dead or mad. Therefore, Commander Youhouxi had to send soldiers from the Yin Shang Legion to search around.This is an extremely adventurous thing, surrounded by lush tropical jungle, full of uncertain factors, there are wild animals, poisonous snakes, poisonous flowers and plants, and even Eskimos and Canadians.If there is a little carelessness, the scouts may suffer misfortune, and this loss is irreparable, unless there is another political change in the Eastern Continent, forcing a loyal prince of the Zhou Dynasty to follow the same route to Mexico.That would have to wait at least eight hundred years.

Commander Youhouxi doesn't want to risk his precious soldiers, but there are no other human resources to dispatch right now.Therefore, he took an extremely cautious approach, grouping fighters, wizards and public relations experts in proportion, and letting them go out together, which can give full play to the strengths of the various arms: Soldiers are responsible for fighting potential dangers, wizards Divine protection is provided to soldiers, while public relations experts are responsible for convincing soldiers that the protection of wizards is indeed effective. Commander Youhouxi took the camp as the center and divided the surrounding circle into eight fan-shaped areas with equal angles, represented by Qian, Kun, Zhen, Kan, Li, Zhen, Gen, Dui, and Xun. The key search areas are The earthquake zone in the east and the Gen zone in the northeast.

This division method originated from the chariot troops of the Yin Shang army.The chariot soldiers of the Yin Shang Dynasty were not mature enough technically, for example, the maximum power of the chariot was still unable to exceed two horsepower; but the commander of the Central Army of the Yin Shang Dynasty had advanced tactical awareness.While the surrounding vassal states still put chariot soldiers in the position of cooperating with infantry to fight, the Central Army Corps of the Yin and Shang Dynasties has begun to put forward the theory of maximizing the use of chariot soldiers to penetrate the enemy's defense line in depth.The strong national strength of the Shang Dynasty gave them the opportunity to verify this theory in actual combat.

In the war between Yin Shang and Dongyi, the commanders of Yin Shang took the lead in using this tactic and achieved satisfactory results. Those Dongyi people only saw the overwhelming banners of chariot soldiers and the rattling wheels The sound was already frightening, and the defense line would collapse at the touch of a touch. But this tactic has a disadvantage: each Yin Shang chariot is equipped with two horses, and the chariots used in an assault have at least three hundred rides.Six hundred horses ran together, and the dust stirred up could be described as a "capital-style sandstorm".Fighting in such an environment, drivers often can't tell the difference between east, west and north, which is prone to confusion.

After using the gossip division method, the soldiers on the chariot can easily know the location of the enemy's attack even when they are fighting without knowing the direction.Take the direction directly opposite the soldier as the stem, and then arrange them clockwise.The soldiers in charge of observation only need to tell the driver which hexagram of the gossip has a situation, and the driver can immediately identify the specific position.For example, "in the direction of the Kun hexagram, find a new enemy!" It means that the enemy appears behind the chariot. At this time, the driver needs to speed up in the direction of the Qian hexagram—that is, the front—or turn around suddenly to make a standard Cobra maneuver. (Note: The Zhou Dynasty inherited this tradition and subdivided it into sixty-four areas, which directly led to the decline of chariot soldiers.)

It is a pity that the Yin and Shang military only understood gossip from a mathematical point of view, while the Xiqi Army applied it to the field of public relations. Later historians believe that this is the root cause of the Zhou Dynasty's Shang Ming - as we all know, public relations belong to the liberal arts. The search operations in the direction of Zhen Gua and Gen Gua have been fruitless. The scouts move slowly in the jungle and often get lost.Someone suggested using a map, but the first search party that went out with the map got lost, and when questioned they replied: "Yes, we know exactly where the camp is on the map, but the problem is, we Where?"

The search lasted a month, and they found an oil field, two rare earth veins, an aluminum mine, and even a natural uranium deposit.It's a pity that Commander Youhouxi lived in the year 25 of the Bronze Age Republic, and the only use for him was to provide more stones for the trebuchet.In the subsequent wars, the Mayans often suffered terrible nuclear strikes. Those stones rich in uranium 238 were smashed accurately and hard, and the Mayans died before they even had time to be infected with radiation. As for Furong, she continued to spread gossip around the camp with great enthusiasm and caused several brawls until Commander Youhouxi locked her up.This move was very timely, otherwise the entire Yinshang army would cause the relationship to collapse because of one woman.

Commander You Houxi is very irritable. As the chief executive, he needs to consider too many things.The search was so slow that he began to regret not bringing more women. This is a very serious problem. If the Mayan city-state cannot be found, women cannot be captured; if women cannot be captured, the brave warriors of the Yin Shang Legion will have nowhere to vent their energy. If this continues, problems will arise sooner or later.In fact, when Commander Youhouxi was in Shandong, the ratio of men to women was expected to be one to one, but when he finally set off, it became five to one. The reason is very simple, they were late.The last women on board were only a concubine of Commander Youhouxi and lovers of several mid-level officers.

At present, there has been a hidden homosexual trend within the Legion. At least fifteen soldiers and fifteen parrots have claimed to have been sexually assaulted (the latter may be simply imitating the tongue), and half of them have worriedly asked whether they will be pregnant.It is estimated that there are ten times as many unreported same-sex engagements.Even wizards have been involved in such scandals, and their crutches are considered dubious tools.The only ones who keep a clean slate are the public relations professionals, who already have parrots. Optimists say that this army of wealthy merchants in exile may soon have a powerful gay army, a Thebes army that traverses the jungles of Central America! !But the pessimists calmly point out that, first, it will take hundreds of years before the birth of the Thebes Legion; second, those dead gays still lost to another famous gay.

"Only homosexuality can defeat homosexuality." When Herodotus wrote this period of history, his tone was very sad. Commander Youhouxi is not interested in the Thebes matter, he only hopes to stem this indecent tide.Public-relations experts unleashed their famous propaganda campaign, sex-educating soldiers: Homosexuality, they said, was an ancient vulgarity reserved for Neolithic monkeys; In terms of the structure of mitochondria, heterosexuality is the element that a mature civilization should have.The sages of all dynasties have advocated this. This advanced sex-education campaign bears some fruit, with the only counterattack coming from an archer.The archer asked the expert: "Why did the sage Dayu go through the house three times and never enter, and ignored his wife, but stayed on the construction site with that Dongyi guy like Gaotao?" This question has never been answered directly. The wizards also tried to influence the soldiers by sorting out myths, but they soon found sadly that stories such as "Pangu created the world" and "Nuwa created man to mend the sky" were far less popular than "Gong Gong vs Zhu Rong".So the story was quickly dropped from the course list. In fact, all these methods can only temporarily relieve the crisis, and if the root cause is to be truly cured, the only way is to find a sufficient number of women; and the only way to find a sufficient number of women is to attack the Mayan city-states—as long as they can find them. One last trifle, in order to prepare for their first winter in the New World, Commander Youhouxi ordered a pre-stocking of large quantities of pickled food.Salt is easy to find, there is a rock salt vein not far from the camp, and the sea can also provide some sea salt.However, Yin merchants who lacked the geographical concept of the equator did not expect that the weather was still extremely hot until November. As a result, the preserved food was spoiled, and they had to throw away all the stinky things except tofu. Under such heavy pressure, Commander Youhouxi became mentally haggard. He had to patrol the barracks and outposts every day, listen to endless reports from his staff, and guard against possible attacks by the Mayans.The only thing that is gratifying is that nothing has happened to his favorite concubine, because the guards responsible for the safety of the favorite concubine have been replaced with real homosexuals. At the end of October, Commander Youhouxi felt that he was reaching his limit. He followed the advice of public relations experts and announced a three-day holiday.He thought that he had never visited the pyramid in Naheim Village before, so he decided to go there with his concubine to relax his tense nerves. Commander Youhouxi's favorite concubine is named Qi. She was born in a commoner family and was taken into the backyard by Commander Youhouxi when she was sixteen years old.Qi is very beautiful, and her facial features are just right. If her nose is a little shorter, she will meet the standard of joining His Majesty Dixin's harem, and the whole world will change; if her nose is a little longer, she will be regarded as an ancient Indian spy execute. Commander Youhouxi loves Qi very much. She is easily fascinated and often melancholy, writing diaries in elegant oracle bone inscriptions.This makes Commander Youhouxi, who has a romantic temperament, feel like a treasure and become a bosom friend.You know, Commander Youhouxi is an amateur poet, while Qi is a literary young woman, and the combination of the two is fate. They would chant poems during and after making love, but they never talked about literature and life before making love—this made many literary youths of later generations feel ashamed.Commander Youhouxi even had a love poem included in the folk poetry anthology, which became known in a more elegant form a few years later: Squealing waterfowl, flying around on the river beach. What a slender girl, let my brother think so anxiously. (This is a transcription of "Luo Siwei Yehuo Compiled · Ancient Poetry") Because the two had a spiritual resonance, Qi followed Commander Youhouxi to board the ship.At the beginning of the voyage, the two of them sang together, swallows and swallows were flying, but as time went by, they had some aesthetic fatigue towards each other.The conflict between the two erupted in the form of a debate on literary ideas: Qi insisted that literature is an elegant and niche thing, and the author should be moved to tears by the poems he wrote on lonely cold nights; The editor-in-chief of the fleet's internal publication "Yin Shang Wushuang" must consider the tastes of the soldiers. The works must not only be easy to understand, but also be mixed with a lot of naturalistic descriptions. This debate is simply referred to by experts in the history of literature as a confrontation at sea between the masturbation faction and the masturbation faction. It is also the first debate on creative ideas in the history of world literature.The argument was fruitless, and the two did not speak for a long time, but bed life continued—it was always sexual desire that influenced literary ideas, not the other way around. It wasn't until Fu Rong appeared that Commander Youhouxi realized Qi's cuteness deeply; Qi also deeply felt that there were not many people in this camp to talk to except Commander Youhouxi, so the two of them logically fell in love with each other. compounded. The weather on the day of the outing was very good, the sky was clear and cloudless, the tropical sun was warm and unrestrained, and the dense jungle exuded the "exotic fragrance" from Rafflesia in the sun. Commander Youhouxi and Qi went hand in hand to the pyramid at the original site of Naheim Village, Fu Rong led the way, her mouth was covered with a pre-made iron bridle, and twenty guards stood guard around.The roads along the way have been stepped on many times, so it is easy to walk.Moreover, there are many cacti growing on the side close to the beach, which solves the problem of drinking water. The pyramid is 15 kilometers away from the camp, and it took the group about three hours to walk there. They had a picnic on the grass in the middle, including roasted orangutan lips, cold prickly prickly pears and crab sandwiches. It was named after the wise rule of the three sage kings Yao, Shun and Yu. The last time the couple arrived at the pyramid was at noon, and the sun just climbed to the zenith position. The sunlight almost directly hit the pyramid, which symbolizes identity and glory, emitting colorful rays of light.After Fu Rong approached, he immediately threw himself on the ground, kneeling three times and knocking nine times, still chanting Mayan mantras—thankfully, these mantras did not need to be translated. Then Furong stood up and asked Commander Youhouxi and Qi in a surprised and proud tone: "Look at this light, this is the tower of honor that belongs to Naheim!" Qi was also fascinated by the scenery in front of him, She opened her small mouth, her chest rose and fell, and her heart was ups and downs. Commander Youhouxi is much more rational than them.He frowned and took a closer look.Although he didn't know much about Mayan culture, he saw that the people of the "city-state" of Naheim had been deceived.This kind of multicolored light comes from the poor quality of the building. The builders must have used good materials mixed with impurities—or impurities mixed with good materials—so that the refractive index of each part of the pyramid is different, so that Daylight is diffused above. Moreover, although this so-called "pyramid" is 50 meters long and 50 meters wide, it is only three stories high, and the height is no more than seven meters. The platform at the top is only a little smaller than the base, about 35 meters by 35 meters. rice.Apparently the Mayans who built the pyramids for Naheim were careless and perfunctory.It is worth mentioning that the worker's dormitory and various recreational facilities next to the pyramid are well-equipped with sophisticated materials and solid construction.This proves the strong position of the Mayan labor organization from one side. This Naheim pyramid has been preserved until modern times. The archaeologist who discovered this relic deep in the jungle at that time said that his first impression was: "My God, I found the landing site of the US Army Apache." In fact, if it weren’t for the words “Pyramid Project of the City-State of Naheim, Undertaken by the City-State of Hamazur” written in Mayan characters at the bottom of the building, no one would think that it has any blood relationship with the pyramid. While everyone was watching this stupid, big, black and thick building with interest, Qi turned to the other side of the tower by herself. She was fascinated by the multicolored light, and kept changing the angle to see different color combinations. . At this moment, dozens of natives wearing grass skirts and holding spears suddenly jumped out from behind Qi. They screamed loudly when they saw Qi, and one of them carried Qi on his shoulders unexpectedly. Commander Youhouxi immediately realized that something was wrong, and he and his guards rushed over immediately, just in time to see those natives rushing into the dense jungle carrying Qi on their backs.They also rushed into the jungle, and caught a little native who was running at the rear, while the others disappeared without a trace. This accident caused an uproar in the camp, and the soldiers let go of each other's stereotypes about sexual orientation and expressed strong indignation unanimously.Public relations experts managed to escalate the outrage, and soon the entire camp was in a raging frenzy. Commander Youhouxi, who was in the center of the vortex, was extremely calm. He interrogated the captured native overnight, and Fu Rong acted as an interpreter. After a series of benevolent and inhumane tortures, the natives confessed that they were from the construction team of the city-state of Hamazur, and they originally came to collect construction fees from the Naheim tribe, but found that there was no one in the village.According to the customs of the Mayan civilization, if one party refuses to repay the debt, the creditor has the right to arrest a woman from the other tribe to pay.So poor Qi made a scapegoat. The natives also explained that Hamazur was 30 kilometers away from the Naheim tribe.Commander Youhouxi's search team basically lost their way after ten kilometers into the jungle, so they failed to find this city-state. "So, how many people are there in the city-state of Hamazur, and how big is the city?" Commander Youhouxi asked. The natives forgot their identities and said proudly: "There are about 30,000 people in total. The city is huge and has walls! Our pyramid is the tallest on the west coast!" "Very good." Commander Youhouxi said coldly, "You still have the last two days to keep this record." Chapter 6 Hamazur Offensive and Defensive Battle (Part 1) There's a Germanic savage who says war is a continuation of politics, don't be silly.Yes, war is the continuation of politics, so what kind of continuation is politics?I tell you, it's a woman. —— "Homer's Epic. The Trojan War. Chapter 1, Section 1" In the 2400th year of the Republic, the famous left-wing writer Cervantes was exiled to Central America by the Swiss government because he mistakenly referred to the local employees of the East India Company as purebreds in his book "Don Quixote". Lian people, which caused dissatisfaction among the Germans.The German ambassador threatened to send a battleship to bring this uneducated, anthropological bastard back to Berlin for trial, until he discovered that Switzerland did not actually have an entrance to the sea. Cervantes lived in Central America for ten years, leaving behind a vast number of mass-produced novels, poems, travel notes and illegitimate children.He finally fell into the fanatical belief in Islamic Sufis, took five stones all day long to force himself into a trance state, walked around the wilderness in loose old clothes, and hoped to meditate on the truth of the universe in this way.Cervantes wrote a series of poems in this state, one of which was "Carnival Narrative Techniques on Reverse Quantum Level Interpretation and Right Angle Sine Thinking on Text Deconstruction at the Cosmic Scale" and finally won him the Nobel Prize in Literature , the organizing committee admitted at the time of the award that the reason for the award was that no one could understand it.Some people claimed that this poem has a miraculous effect on hypnosis, so the organizing committee subsequently awarded him the Nobel Prize in Medicine. Cervantes died on March 2, 2410 in the Republican calendar. The doctor said that his death was directly related to taking Wushi powder—he originally planned to go to the pharmacy to buy Wushi powder, and then Died in a car accident while crossing the road. The perpetrator was a four-ton steamroller, which drove the tranced literary guru straight into the half-dry asphalt road.Later, this road became as famous as the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Every meter you walk, you can see a mummy of a master who was forced into the road voluntarily, from Calvino to Fitzgerald.Mark Twain originally applied, but was rejected by the municipality because he was not a "fine literature" writer. When sorting out Cervantes' relics, people found a notebook, which recorded in detail an ancient Mayan city Hamazur he discovered during his travels. According to the description in that notebook, the center of the city-state of Hamazur is a majestic pyramid. It is fifty meters high, with a slope of more than thirty on all sides. bone.The well-ordered buildings spread out around the pyramid: the south area is a beauty salon, basketball court, bar and fitness center; the west area is a beauty salon, government agencies, treasury, nobles and priests' residence area; the north area is a beauty salon, restaurant , food warehouse; the east area is a beauty salon, beauty center and plastic surgery club. Cervantes explained that he did not understand Mayan writing, and the reason why he was able to clearly understand the functions of these buildings before they became ruins was entirely speculated based on the shape of the Mayan corpses buried under the ruins.For example, he cited a dozen tall corpses in a spacious ruins, they were divided into two parts, surrounded by two fat skeletons that were much shorter than them; there were also several female skeletons, their thighs The bones are all lifted high, holding long-rotted flower sticks in their hands; more bones are scattered around, all showing carnival gestures without exception.This must be a basketball court, and it is likely to be playing in the playoffs. In another ruin, Cervantes unearthed a large number of male skeletons, with pottery vessels placed in front of them, and all the corpses faced in one direction. At the end of that direction was an upright stone pillar and a female corpse.On the other side of the wall hangs a goat skeleton upside down, and there is a drum in front of the sheep's hind hooves. The Mayans may have used this simple biological device to create rapid and loud drumbeats—then this should be a time Old bar. There is also a special ruin, which is divided into countless small compartments, and a small condescending pane is opened on the wall of each compartment.The passages between the compartments were extremely complicated. Cervantes was once lost between these compartments for three days, and finally escaped from the maze through the back door of the ruins.Needless to say, this must be the government office in Hamazur. The buildings that Cervantes found most among the ruins were beauty salons. Most of the corpses in these buildings were women. The two groups of silicide between the fourth rib and the two small brackets on the nasal cavity are still preserved with the skeleton to the present. He concluded that this shows that the beauty technology of the Mayan civilization has reached a very high level, and their fanatical pursuit of beauty is also admirable. It should be said that Cervantes' description is objective and detailed, faithfully reflecting the style and features of an ancient Mayan city-state.There was only one thing he guessed wrong. The top of the Hamazur pyramid was not an altar, but a barbecue grill. This position was high enough to prevent billowing smoke.The Mayans were very respectful of their gods, but only if the gods did not interfere with their normal lives.There is an unauthoritatively translated Mayan prayer to the gods that reads: "Almighty sun god, all glory belongs to you. We humble people are blessed by your favor and are willing to sacrifice for the glory of your name." Endure any hardships and trials. If it doesn't rain tomorrow, we will go to the suburbs to sacrifice you." According to Cervantes, there is a brick wall about four meters high outside these buildings, and a majestic watchtower is built on it.These structures formed the fortifications of the city of Hamazur, able to withstand any attack the Mayans could imagine. In other words, if the Maya faced an unimaginable threat, the fortifications would be completely useless.And in November of the 205th year of the Republican calendar, this threat was marching menacingly towards Hamazur. The anger of Commander Youhouxi and his subordinates has never been extinguished from the moment Qi was taken away. The entire camp is like a boiling volcano, and the scorching magma may erupt at any time, turning into sharp volcanic cones and piercing towards the enemy. Hamazur. It is an unforgivable sin both in terms of dignity and technology that the women of the dignified Yin and Shang princes would be snatched away by uncivilized barbarians.There is a deep-rooted historical law in the minds of Yin merchants. Culture flows from high-level civilization to low-level civilization, and women flow from low-level civilization to high-level civilization.The impertinent behavior of the Hamazurs is simply a challenge to the theory of evolution of spiritual civilization. Commander Youhouxi officially issued an order to attack Hamazur City on November 3. In just two days, the Yin Shang Army completed the preparations before departure.On November 5th, about 8,000 troops left the camp in a mighty way, led by the prisoner, and headed towards Hamazur. At the head of the line was a group of sappers, who were responsible for widening and leveling the road so that the siege engines could pass through.In the past, the road between Hamazur and Naheim was just a winding jungle path, which was far from meeting the needs.They pushed the huge processed stone balls up the slope, and then pushed them down, destroying everything along the way, skillfully using potential energy and gravity to flatten the road.If it is flat ground, pile up a slope first. Behind the sappers are public relations experts and their parrots. Their job is to keep talking loudly so that people behind can follow the sound and not get lost.There is another reason for putting them at the front of the team. Commander Youhouxi hopes to use their professional knowledge to subdue the enemy without fighting and try to avoid unnecessary battles-killing the enemy is a very expensive thing. Captives are easier. Immediately following the public relations experts was the main corps of the Shang Dynasty. Each of these warriors was equipped with the necessary weapons for siege: melee short knives, simple wooden shields, lime powder, and water bags.Lime powder comes from a limestone on the west side of the camp. This weapon is very effective in actual combat. As long as the enemy does not invent glasses, it is invincible.The water bag is an auxiliary weapon. When the enemy's eyes are covered with lime, the soldier can pretend to be a friendly companion and pass the water bag over, and then say: "Have you lost your eyes? Wash it." Behind the main corps are the protagonists of this siege battle—huge siege equipment: a torsion trebuchet that can launch stones of various sizes, a siege stump with countless cannons embedded in its head, and a length of more than ten meters. In addition to these conventional weapons, the skilled craftsmen of the Shang Dynasty also invented some special weapons suitable for rainforest warfare: For example, there is a kind of siege tower called "Antarctic Bear". From the front and side, it is a mahogany siege tower with a height of 20 meters, with shooting holes and assault passages left on it; , it moves extremely fast and moves freely in the jungle, which does not match its body shape at all; but if viewed from the back, the observer will only see a huge set composed of three new acacia tree boards, the middle is completely empty. This seemingly expensive but low-cost weapon has high strategic value. When the enemy sees ten or even twenty huge siege towers erected in front of him, he will often be overwhelmed by the huge military expenditure of the Yin Shang Army. Shocked, and instead demanding additional budgets from the country's Congress, Parliament, or whatever government branch has a decision-making role, this invariably sparks chaos among politicians, plunging them into endless debates. There is also a fever hospital, which is actually a tree house built on a coconut tree.Usually, it is specially used to accommodate patients suffering from fever. When the commander thinks it is necessary, this hospital will be transported to the front line together with the coconut tree.The coconut trees are first bent to the maximum, then let go, and the whole hospital flies into the enemy camp with the fever-infected. Commander Youhouxi and the wizards walked at the end of the team. The wizards continued to burn tortoise shells and animal bones along the way until the commander was satisfied with the results, which also caused several fires.There are more than a dozen chariot soldiers in the entire rear guard sequence. Commander Youhouxi is also a chariot soldier and can sing "Song of Yin Shang Chariot Soldiers". The participation of chariot soldiers is simply unimaginable. These chariots were brought out from Yin Shang, but unfortunately there was no shaft horse, so Commander Youhouxi had to send more than 20 soldiers who made minor mistakes to replace the shaft horse.He promised that as soon as enough Mayan slaves were captured, they would be replaced as soon as possible.In the lush jungle, I am afraid that these chariots can only play a role in the city entry ceremony. In addition to the land troops, Commander Youhouxi also dispatched 5 of the 20 warships. His instruction was to let them go all the way south along the coastline, go around to the enemy's rear, and attack the city from the sea when the ground troops attacked the city. Sudden attack on the enemy. According to Commander Yuhouxi's estimate, the naval detour would take about three days, and the ground forces should have reached Hamazur by that time.As a result, he seriously underestimated the particularity of the American terrain. These unfortunate sailors who were loyal to the order were anxiously looking for a roundabout channel as they went south. They failed to find the undug Panama Canal, so they had to continue southward, passing through Peru, Chile, and finally It went around the Atlantic Ocean through the Drake Strait, and went north into the Bermuda Sea area. After a year, it finally failed to catch up with the offensive and defensive battle of Hamazur. They thought that they had violated the military orders, so they scuttled a boat and committed suicide in despair.There are legends that the ghosts of these Yin Shang sailors have been hovering over the Baimu sea, trying to ask every passing ship and every plane about the situation of the Yin Shang army. Just as Commander Youhouxi's troops marched in quickly, his spiritual and physical lover Qi suffered inhuman torture and humiliation in the city of Hamazur. The Hamazur people are very curious about this female prisoner whose shape is very different from theirs. No matter day or night, men keep entering Qi's room.Together, sometimes alone, sometimes in two, or even four, they took turns at this frail, literary young woman with the most heinous brutality a woman could imagine. Horrible Torture: They said she was ugly. The Hamazurs love beauty, and their pursuit of beauty, as recorded by Cervantes, is driven by a natural sense of superiority.They think about how to make themselves more beautiful all the time, which promotes the development of plastic surgery technology and beauty theory.Hamazur had the most advanced plastic surgery center in the world at that time, the most professional hairdressing consultants, and the most sophisticated surgical techniques.In this regard, a Puerto Rican scholar specializing in aesthetics in the 19th century lamented: "Hamazur is close to perfection. If they have normal aesthetics, then there will be no shortcomings." Compared with the advanced beauty technology, Hamazur people's aesthetics are very strange. They regard fat as beauty, so there are no slimming clubs and liposuction clinics in Hamazur City, but there are fat culture medium.And there are only three kinds of food in Hamazur City: boiled potatoes, mashed potatoes and French fries.This is called "90, 90, 90" culture by later historians. This is nothing at all, and many nations in the world have also advocated this concept.But the Hamazurs prefer slender limbs and necks as well as fatness.These two hobbies are mixed together to give birth to an extremely terrifying race of humans.They overeat, hoping to gain weight as soon as possible, and put copper rings around their limbs and necks.When a person's body shaping operation is close to completion, the contradiction between her weight and the support of her legs has reached an irreconcilable point, and she cannot move by herself, and can only be pushed by her male admirers on wooden carts. Fat is beautiful, and the idea that the fatter the more beautiful eventually established the queen system in Hamazur. The fattest woman will win enough admirers, and they will elect her as the supreme ruler of the city-state.The only problem is that the queen's body is too fat, and her delicate (relatively speaking) limbs have degenerated, and she has to stay in the palace without moving, waiting for someone to come and feed her every day, and make her white and fat . The Hamazur people painted these daily life into murals.Cervantes also saw it during his investigation, but he lacked first-hand materials, and mistakenly believed that it was the Maya's observation record of termite nests, and praised their artistic imagination of anthropomorphizing termites. Therefore, when the Hamazur people saw that the body shape reached 34, 24, and 36, these "90, 90, 90" believers were beyond surprised. They never imagined that there are such ugly women in this world. Qi doesn't understand Maya, but the phrase "you are ugly" is common in languages ​​all over the world, even the Mayan language that belongs to the chaotic language family is no exception.She was in pain, which aroused the enthusiasm of the Hamazur people. They forced Qi to eat a lot of vegetables and fruits - so that she would not gain weight and continue to provide talk - and forced her to do aerobic exercise, weight loss massage, etc. In short, everything Hamazur considers love The biggest blows to beauties were unreservedly inflicted on Qi. No one is willing to violate Qi, and the Hamazur people feel that even a murderer should not be forced to have sex with such an ugly woman. This inhuman abuse continued for a long time.When the time passed to November 10, 205 in the Republican calendar, things took a turn for the better. That morning, a Hamazur guard came to Qi's cell, threw a bunch of bananas through the window, and began routinely mocking her for her ugliness.Three seconds after the mocking ended, a raw crystal ore roared down from the sky. The silicon dioxide purity of this stone bomb reached 80%, so the guard's brain was easily smashed to pieces. On the outskirts of Hamazur City, the dusty Yin Shang Corps has made final preparations to attack the city.