Chapter 9 Good luck

I, Lao Wang, and Lao Qiu raised some money to open a small hospital.Lao Wang's wife is the head nurse. She was promoted from a nurse to a doctor's wife.Lao Qiu's father-in-law is a general manager and an accountant.Lao Wang and I made a plan that if the father-in-law pays the bill or absconds with the money, the two of us will beat Lao Qiu; co-authoring Lao Qiu is the father-in-law's security deposit.Lao Wang and I are in the same party, and Lao Qiu is our second date, so we both have to be on our guard against him.Whatever you do, no matter how many people there are, you will always be divided into parties, so be careful.Otherwise, it doesn't look like a big deal.Including Mrs. Wang, we would fight one out of three, if we had to fight Lao Qiu.The old man is naturally helping Lao Qiu, but he is old, and Mrs. Wang alone can tear his beard clean.Lao Qiu's ability is really good, don't say anything that hurts your heart.He specializes in cutting hemorrhoids, and the operation is very beautiful, so please cooperate with him.But if he wants to beat him up, we won't be too kind.

I treat internal medicine, Lao Wang Hualiu, Lao Qiu specializes in hemorrhoids and surgery, and Mrs. Wang is the head nurse and obstetrics department. We have four departments in total.Our internal medicine, to be honest, is pure 258.You get what you pay for, and our internal medicine charges are quite low.If we want to knock on flowers and willows and hemorrhoids, Lao Wang and Lao Qiu are our hope.Mrs. Wang and I are just a partner, she is not a doctor at all, she has some experience in childbirth, because she has given birth to two children herself.As for the delivery operation, anyway, I have a wife who would never ask her to deliver.But we have to set up obstetrics, and obstetrics is the most beneficial.As long as they are born smoothly, they will have to live for at least ten and a half months; if they have gruel and bad food, they will get paid for one day of living.If the production does not go smoothly, then look at the matter and think about it temporarily.Can a living person be suffocated by urine?We opened. The word "public hospital" has been published in newspapers of all sizes for a month and a half.The name is well chosen-whatever to do to make money, in this day and age, just don't forget the "public".If you don’t make money from the masses, who will you make money from?Isn't this the truth?Naturally, we didn’t say that in the advertisement, because the public doesn’t like to listen to the truth; what we said was: “Sacrifice for the public, seek happiness for the compatriots. Make everything scientific, make everything civilian, communicate Chinese and Western medicine, and break class thinking.” It really cost a lot of advertising expenses, and the cost should be lowered.After recruiting the masses, slowly deal with them.Judging from the advertisements, no one knows how big our hospital is.The courtyard picture shows a three-story building, which was borrowed from the photo of the neighboring transshipment company. We only have six bungalows in total.

We are open.A week of outpatient consultations, many people came, and they were really "popular". I picked up those who looked a little bit and gave them some sodas of various colors, no matter what kind of disease they were suffering from.In this way, after a one-week delay, the official fee will be charged; the real old people simply don’t even give soda water. I tell them to go home and wash their faces before coming back. Their faces are muddy, and taking medicine is useless. After a busy day, we had an emergency meeting in the evening. We couldn’t do it for the general public, we had to try to find the “second public”.We all regret that it should not be called "public hospital".If there are masses but no nobles, where can we get rich?The hospital is not a kerosene company. If I knew it, I might as well call it a "noble hospital".No matter how many times Lao Qiu dipped the knife in disinfectant, none of the hemorrhoid cutters came!Who can go to a "public hospital" for a rich old man with hemorrhoids?

Lao Wang came up with an idea: tomorrow we will hire a car that can drive, and we will take turns to run a few times. It may be good to bring the second grandma or the third aunt.As soon as we got to the door, the guards hurried in to help us. After doing this thirty or forty times, the people in the neighborhood must admire us. We all admire Pharaoh. "Let some more cars that can't be driven," Lao Wang continued. "What for?" I asked. "Discuss with the car dealer to lend us a few cars that are being repaired, and put them in front of the hospital for a day. There will be gurgling and beeping for a while. People who come to our hospital to see the doctor always hear the beeping sound outside. I don't know how many cars we have come. What about the people outside, they keep seeing a caravan of cars at our gate, so why don’t they stop?” We followed our plan and picked up our relatives the next day, gave them a bowl of tea, and then sent them away.The two female nurses saw each other and helped each other. They went out and went in, and they didn't stop for a day.The cars that were unable to move but could gurgle were brought in at dawn, and they gurgled in turn every five minutes, and as soon as the sun came out, a group of children gathered around them.We took a picture of the motorcade and sent it to the Evening Post.Lao Qiu's father-in-law wrote a stereotyped article describing the grand occasion of the car traffic.We couldn't eat that night, the car was rumbling so much that we were all a little dizzy.

I can't help but admire Lao Wang. As soon as the door opened on the third day, the car came in an officer.Lao Wang was eager to go out to greet him, forgetting that the door of the house was so short, and had a big bump on his head.Hualiu; Lao Wang didn't care about the bag on his head anymore, and smiled like a rose, as if it didn't matter if he touched seven or eight bags.With a few words and five words, one needle of 606 was sold.Our two female nurses untied the officer's uniform, and then supported his arm with four white hands. Mrs. Wang came over and tapped the acupuncture point twice with her chubby index finger, and then Old Wang used the needle.The officer didn't know where things were going, and he kept looking at the nurse and said, "Dejin! Dejin! Dejin!" I spoke next to him and gave him another injection.Lao Qiu is also blessed in his heart, and he has already prepared it - Xiangpian tea with some salt added.Lao Wang asked the nurse to support the officer's arm, and Mrs. Wang came over and tapped with her chubby index finger, and a needle of incense went down.The officer spoke well, this time Lao Wang gave him another injection of Longjing on his own initiative.We are particular about drinking tea in our hospital, and the tea is always brewed with two pieces of Longjing tea.Two injections of tea, one injection of 606, we charged him 25 yuan.It should have been ten yuan per injection, but because of three injections, the fee was reduced by five yuan.We told him that he had to continue, and we managed to get rid of the root ten times.Anyway, we have plenty of tea, I said to myself.After paying the money, the officer was still reluctant to leave. Lao Wang and I started to talk nonsense with him, and I praised him for not hiding his illness—he has a willow, so he should be treated quickly. If you come to us for treatment, there is no danger.Hualiu is a disease of a great man, he is upright and upright, he is cured when he is sick, a few injections of 606, and it is over, nothing happens.I'm afraid it's like a boy in a shop, or a middle school student who gets medicine and hides it secretly, goes to Doctor Tiger secretly, or buys private medicine with his sleeves on his sleeves - the advertisements are posted in public toilets, it's not bad No.The officer agreed with me very much, telling me that he had been to the hospital more than twenty times.But neither time was as comfortable as this time.I didn't get down to it.

Lao Wang took it, Hualiu was not considered sick at all, so he had to work hard to get 606.The officer very much agreed with the old Wang's words, and there were facts to prove it-he always went shopping before he was completely healed; anyway, just a few more needles.Lao Wang agreed with the officer's words very much, and was willing to attract a customer. If the officer had a long-term treatment, he was willing to reduce the drug fee by half: five yuan per injection.A monthly subscription is also ok, one hundred yuan a month, no matter how many needles are inserted.The officer agreed with this idea very much, but every time we have to do it like today, we didn't speak, but nodded with a smile.

As soon as the officer's car drove away, one came head on, and four maids helped a lady.When I got out of the car, my five mouths asked at the same time: Is there any special room?I pushed away a maid, gently supported my wife's wrist, and walked into the small courtyard.I pointed to the building of the transshipment company and said, "The special rooms over there are full. You just happen to have two first-class rooms here—I pointed to our small rooms. Just for a moment. In fact, these two rooms are more comfortable than upstairs, so you don’t have to run upstairs and downstairs, don’t you, old lady?”

The old lady's first words made a flower bloom in my heart, "Oh, this is still like a doctor - the patient is uncomfortable, why come to the hospital? Those doctors in Dongsheng Hospital are simply not human!" "Old lady, have you ever been to Dongsheng Hospital?" I asked in amazement. "Just came from there, those bastards!" While she was scolding Dongsheng Hospital—in my conscience, this is the biggest and best hospital here—I took her into the hut, and I knew that if I didn’t lead her to scold Dongsheng Hospital, she would never Living in this cabin, "How many days did you live there?" I asked.

"Two days; two days almost killed me!" The old lady sat on the small bed.I put my legs against the edge of the bed. Our hospital beds are all good, but I am a little old and I love them. "Why did you go there?" I didn't dare to keep my mouth open, otherwise, the old lady would definitely notice my legs. "Don't mention it! Just mentioning it will make me fall to the ground. You see, doctor, I have a stomach problem, and they won't give me anything to eat!" The old lady was about to burst into tears. "Won't I give you something to eat?" My eyes widened. "Have a stomach problem and don't give food?

Doctor Mongolia!Just because of your age?Madam, are you eighty years old? "The old lady's tears were withdrawn immediately, and she smiled slightly: "You are still young."Just fifty-eight years old. " "It's the same age as my mother, and she sometimes suffers from stomach ache!" I wiped my eyes. "Old lady, you can stay here. I will cure that disease. This disease depends on good maintenance. You can eat whatever you want: eat it, and when you feel comfortable, the disease will be reduced. Yes. No, old lady?" The old lady's tears came back again, this time because she was grateful to me. "Doctor, look, I like to eat something hard, but they insisted on making me drink porridge, isn't this intentional to annoy me?"

"Your teeth are good, you should eat hard ones!" I said solemnly. "I'm hungry every now and then, and they won't let me eat until then!" "Stupid things!" "I just fell asleep in the middle of the night, and they put a small glass rod in my mouth to test the degree." "I don't know what is good or bad!" "I want a bedpan, and the nurses said, wait a minute, the doctor will come, wait until the doctor checks up!" "Damn stuff!" "I was just struggling to sit up and the nurse said, lie down." "Nasty thing!" The more we talked, the more we hit it off, even if our house was smaller, she probably wouldn't leave.Simply, I no longer put my legs on the bed, even if the bed fell down, she would forgive me. "Do you have nurses here?" the old lady asked. "Yes, but it's okay," I said with a smile. "Didn't you bring your own maid? Tell them to go to the hospital and it's over. Of course your own people are very considerate; I don't ask the nurses to come over, okay?" "That's fine, do you have a place?" The old lady seemed a little sorry. "If there is a place, you might as well rent this small courtyard. In addition to the four maids, you might as well call a cook. You can eat whatever you like. I only count your money, and the maids and cooks live for nothing. Even if you pay fifty yuan a day." The old lady sighed: "It doesn't matter how much the money is, just do it this way. Chunxiang, you go home and call the cook, and tell him to bring two ducks with you." I regretted it: why only fifty What about a dollar?I really want to slap myself in the mouth!Fortunately, I didn't say that the medicine fee is included; well, it's enough to match the medicine fee; anyway, depending on this, this old lady has at least one son who was a teacher.Besides, if she ate roast duck sandwiched with fire every day, she probably wouldn't be discharged from the hospital in three to five days, and things had to be seen in the long run. The hospital looked very good: four maids ran in and out like shuttles, and the chef built a stove at the base of the wall in the courtyard, as if to hold a wedding.We are also welcome, pick up the old lady's fruit and taste it, and the whole duck will eat a few pieces of it.No one thought of seeing a doctor for her all the time, because all the attention was spent on seeing what delicious food she bought. Lao Wang and I finally opened a business, but Lao Qiu couldn't hold on anymore.He always had a knife in his hand.I kept avoiding him, lest he try me.Lao Wang tried to persuade him not to worry, but he was too competitive, and he was unwilling to pay the hospital dozens of dollars.I admire his spirit. After lunch, here we come!Cut hemorrhoids!Forty years old, fat, with a big belly.Mrs. Wang thought he was coming to give birth to a child, but after seeing that he was male, she gave him to Lao Qiu.Lao Qiu's eyes were red.After a few words, Lao Qiu's knife went down.The fat man in his forties cried out in pain and begged Lao Qiu to use some anesthetic.Lao Qiu has something to say: "We didn't talk about using anesthesia! You can use it, plus ten yuan. Do you need it? Hurry up!" The little fat man didn't even dare to shake his head.Lao Qiu put anesthesia on him.Another slash, and then stopped: "I said, you have a pipe, we didn't talk about cutting the pipe just now. Do you still want to cut down? If you cut down, you will get an extra 30 yuan. If not, this Even if it's over." I stood aside, secretly stretching my thumb, Lao Qiu really deserves it!Hold it and knock it down, it's a way! The little fat man in his forties didn't reject it, and I figured he couldn't either.Lao Qiu's operation was beautiful, and his words were crisp. He cut the tube while publicizing: "I tell you, this thing is worth two hundred yuan; however, we don't beat people; I just ask you to spread the word when it's cured." When you have time tomorrow, you might as well take a look. I can’t see any microbes under a microscope with a magnification of 45,000 times!” The fat man didn’t make a sound, maybe he was confused. Lao Qiu made another fifty yuan.That night we had some wine and asked the old lady's cook to cook some dishes.Most of the ingredients for the dishes are from old ladies.Discussing our careers while eating, we decided to add abortion and smoking cessation.Lao Wang advocates secretly promoting physical examination. Anyone who wants to take the school entrance examination or life insurance, even if the shroud has been made and the coffin is ready, we will fill in the physical form; as long as the examination fee is five yuan, it will be fine.The case passed without trouble.Lao Qiu's father-in-law finally suggested that we share a few dollars and hang a plaque ourselves.The old man comes up with old ways.But we finally cared for our hospital, so we didn't object.The father-in-law has already drawn up the inscription on the plaque-benevolent heart and benevolent art.A little trite, but still appropriate.We decided that the next morning the old man would go to the morning market to find an old plaque.Mrs. Wang said, decorate the plaque with oil, and we will hang the plaque when there is a married woman at the door and they play with their band.After all, Lao Wang is very proud of women's meticulousness.