Chapter 26 April 7

Brother Hanshang opened a big client. According to the news broadcast, it was a once-in-a-century bully.Tumors that are bigger than tumor tyrants are called tumor tyrants.Each department is very funny and has its own terminology. People outside the general public call breast cancer patients "young grandma". This kind of address avoids the word "cancer", and everyone can understand it.The department of gynecology said that they were in charge of "one room and two halls". The treatment plan has been discussed for a long time, where to drive in, and how to avoid hurting the cavernous body.The tumor looked like an olive tree or broccoli, and it was as big as a six or seven year old's fist.Just to talk to the family members, I went there three or four times in turn.It is difficult for such a major operation not to leave sequelae. The reason I have repeatedly emphasized is that I hope that the family members will not have a fluke mentality and cannot bear what happened.This is the largest tumor I have ever seen.Today, the group will only perform this operation. Maybe I will go in early in the morning and come out in the evening.

The operating room was full of traffic like a busy city, and almost all the doctors in the department came down to see it. Opening the cranial cavity and waiting for the big brother, the Mavericks of the three groups came to speak.Today is quite painful, and I plan to use your operating room for an operation. The professor has time this afternoon.I hastened to persuade him to hire someone else. I don't know when this operation will end.He ran out for a while and came back and said, "It's so moldy, every operating room is full today, and I have ordered several sets, but this one only has one, it's up to you, don't change it."

I saw Maverick again during lunch. He patted me on the shoulder and said, "I am indignant at your inhumanity. You said how long the operation was before I knew I would take you to the next one. It's not good to have the operation now. Run away." Come over for lunch." While filling the soup, I answered him: "How can you have the strength to operate if you don't have a full stomach! Preheat it." Today is winter melon salty broth.As soon as I finished serving, the audience burst into laughter. Everyone nodded and said that working with emotions is very dangerous.In this world, no one can offend anyone!

A while ago, everyone gave advice to the general affairs.The cafeteria is required to be more meticulous in its work, and not to put a large piece of meat in the soup, and in the end we have to use a scalpel to divide it among ourselves. Today, it seems that there is indeed an improvement. The meat is cut open, but unfortunately it is only cut in half, and the skin is still connected. It is as big as before, and everyone pulls it with chopsticks. The lunch room is where information is exchanged.Xiao Du said that the lonely beauty made another mistake and was complained by the patient. Gu Meiren is a native of Shanghai, with a condescending arrogance that originated from the local area.This has nothing to do with being a doctor.We have summed up the characteristics of Shanghainese. In the eyes of Shanghainese, there are only two kinds of people in this world, one is "Ara Shanghainese" and the other is "Ira countryman".Her most famous plot is that a patient asked her, doctor, will it be expensive for me to take a foreign passport?She blurted out: "We are a tertiary hospital, and the charging standards are uniform, and the charging standards are the same for foreigners and country people."

The head nurse even defended the Shanghainese, saying that people all over the country demonize the Shanghainese.I told her, go to the forum and see that people from all over the country are fighting. People in Northeast China scold Cantonese, people in Sichuan scold Shandong people, but people all over the country scold Shanghainese. Professor Qin replied to me immediately: "Do you think Beijingers are good? Beijingers are also awesome. Shanghainese think they are big, but they can still be bigger than the foot of the imperial city? Shanghainese look down on foreigners, and Beijingers even more. Disgusting people, he doesn't look down on them, he is full of sympathy. Anyone who is not from Beijing is to blame, and those who come here are all Beijing drifters! Beijingers only have two names for the world: central and local. Last time we had a meeting, When I reported the results, the people in Beijing Hospital looked at me in amazement and asked, "Such a complicated operation can be done in other places now!"

Laughing. Next time I have a meeting, I ask for a strong suggestion on the box lunch placement system.It takes fifteen minutes to eat every day, and it takes ten minutes to find a lunch box.Why can't it be arranged in uppercase alphabetical order?The elder brother came to search for three times and couldn’t find the lunch box. I suggested to him: “You can eat it with a name you don’t recognize!” He scratched his head and said, “The key is that we all know each other.” Said: "This person surnamed Wang may be a new nurse. I'll eat her!" Halfway through the meal, the director came and couldn’t find the lunch box. Everyone couldn’t find it. The senior brother pointed to the name on the box cover and said, “I thought the name was Wang, but I found a dot on it when I was almost finished eating. It turned out to be your old one."

six six: I want to record a sentence of Dr. Xiaobo: All big countries are hated. His words come from my comment on Beijing and Shanghai people being hated.He said that this is normal, because you are strong, you have a sense of superiority, and your sense of superiority is hated by others.This is a good thing.One day, if the Chinese people have the capital to be hated by the people of the world, they will become a superpower. six six: Let me answer a few questions of general outrage and confusion. 1. How can you be so unserious in the operating room!You are saving lives! When I wrote about the real operating room, I also hesitated. I was afraid that writing so realistically would cause discomfort to the patients.In fact, Professor Wu from Shenwai is right to be worried.He insisted not to let me watch his operation, because he would put on airs, not relax and not free. He had to show me the glory and loftiness of a doctor, and he felt restrained that way.

I think that if the patient puts himself in the position of himself lying on the hospital bed in such pain, and the doctor flirts with him, he must feel uncomfortable and feel that life is not respected. After three weeks of squatting, I can explain it to everyone, and I also want to see how many readers can understand it.If you can't understand, I'll show you a non-real operating room, solemn and tense. Doctors' operations are part of their work, just like conductors chatting with drivers when they sell tickets, salesmen exchange life information with each other when they sell clothes, and newspaper reporters gossip when they work.

For patients, this is a matter of life and death, but if a doctor has been doing every operation for decades, he is ready for every operation. As a patient, do you believe that this is a high-quality operation?Everyone has experienced the college entrance examination. In fact, students who do well in the exam, or students who perform exceptionally well, are definitely not those who suffer from insomnia every night and sweat profusely during the exam.Relaxation does not mean omissions, or underestimation of the enemy. Relaxation is the best way to work. When I observed the doctor's operation, it was very painful.I felt very tired, my body was stiff behind my hands, because I couldn't touch the safe area, that position made me extremely tired, and I had to turn around every few minutes.Under the microscope, all parts of the doctor's body are stiff, only the wrists and fingers move, and there are some very strange postures, which look abnormal, and they can't feel it. I have always suspected that it has been like that for a long time.Definitely have cervical spondylosis.An operation can take as short as one hour and as long as seven or eight hours. The mind itself is highly tense, and the atmosphere is not relaxed, and it is unbearable.

I remember that there are eight words on the main building of my university. I think these eight words are very suitable for the operating room: unity, tension, seriousness and livelyness. If you can understand, you are very good patients.If the vast majority of people find it unacceptable, I'll see if it should be changed into an operating room in the eyes of comrades! Of course I hope everyone is healthy. 2. Patients and doctors The unlucky doctor sees first, and the lucky doctor sees last.This is what Dr. Yao told me.When I went to the clinic in the past two days, I fainted from laughter. I think the person who invented this sentence is too smart.

Today, I went to the outpatient clinic, and one of the patients said a word: "I have to come to the top three hospitals for medical treatment! The hospitals in the area are all big ones, and they don't care about problems, and they make people waste money." Her eyesight was bad and she had a fever. She went to see an internal medicine department, then another department of ENT, another department, and another department. After all investigations, there was no reason. In the end, the doctor suspected that she had a tumor in her brain, and asked her to go to a tertiary hospital for an X-ray.The film showed a pituitary tumor.She praised from the bottom of her heart: "The XX hospital is still of a high level!" I burst out laughing, the doctors in front were really unlucky, they all looked at the disease. I don't laugh at the ignorance of patients at all. I will tell the doctor, if I am sick, please forgive my ignorance.Because I really don't know the way.A test sheet was typed out.How many people can correctly read the above data?No doctor's explanation.How many people know what went wrong?If we ask a little more.Please don't be impatient or laugh that we don't even have basic common sense.If a person does not have the disease, he will never understand the nature of the disease.If a patient is full of technical terms, "I take 15 insulin shots every day, my prolactin is three times higher than normal, I..." This means that I have already experienced the baptism of phlegm disease. 3. What the doctor said A certain doctor told me a joke, and I laughed and felt helpless after hearing it. He said that a friend entrusted by a friend asked him to operate.He said that you should not rush to open it, and go through all the inspections first, and wait and see when you go home. If you don’t grow up further, you won’t open it for the time being.You go back and discuss it with your family. It is estimated that the patient went home and thought about it all night, and found him the next day, gave him a red envelope, and said, doctor, can you let me be hospitalized earlier, just let it go. A certain doctor said: "What are you thinking nonsense! You are my friend's friend, I absolutely did not mean that, I am seriously urging you, this is not an urgent problem, it is not that you have to be hospitalized today and have surgery tomorrow. You are making me ugly like this .” I know him well enough that I know he won't lie to me.He is also very helpless, he said, many times I have to be very careful in what I say, and others will think about it for a long time if you say anything casually.I said neither heavy nor light. Many red envelopes were stuffed into me by others.Maybe he was also uncomfortable and felt that I was asking for it.But I really don't. He said that people are really complicated nowadays, and people of all colors have different qualities. When looking at the world and seeing others with different perspectives, you must have a strong sense of judgment. He said I was simple.Because I believe whatever he says to me.After a long time, he doesn't have to spend time speculating on my thoughts, but speaks directly.This is his favorite state. The way you see the world is the way the world sees you.You are complicated, and the world is complicated.You are simple, the world is very simple. Is this world complicated or not? Can the viewers give me an answer? 4. About red envelopes There are two types of red envelopes: A. Before surgery, buy with peace of mind.Many patients may hear it from hearsay, and may think that this is an unspoken rule. I must send a red envelope to the doctor before the operation, so that he will prescribe it to my relatives properly. I tell you now: wrong.Based on my observations of N’s tertiary hospitals, if you give them or not, they will take them seriously, and they will never retaliate against you because you didn’t give red envelopes.Rub it on your wound and let the infection live for a few more days. The red envelope is actually a reassurance for the patient's family. But is there any difference between giving red envelopes and not giving red envelopes?Have. The difference is not on the operating table, but in the postoperative care.If you give a red envelope, the doctor will feel mental pressure, and he will be nervous if you have a big or small problem, because he feels that he owes you in his heart.Surgeon, logically speaking, after the operation is successful, there is basically nothing to do with him.Your red envelope may be in the next three to five years.If there is something in the middle of the night, even if it is a headache or sores on the soles of the feet, he will not refuse to call to inquire. In addition, you gave a red envelope.The doctor will put himself in your shoes and consider the cost and other issues unrelated to treatment. If you have any unspeakable difficulties, tell the doctor, and he will try to solve it for you. (Doctor comrades, don’t hit me.) B. Postoperative red envelope.This red envelope is my favorite.I'm sure the doctor will be happy to accept it.If the number is not too much.Some patients were not sent before the operation, but they were taken care of by the doctor during the operation, and the doctor did not treat them differently after the operation. During the long recovery process, the doctor has been caring for them.After the patient has fully recovered.The red envelope was specially sent to express your gratitude. You can't refuse that kind of gratitude, and it has little to do with money.The strange souvenirs brought by some patients are so cute.I believe that doctors can feel at ease when they take this red envelope.No guilt.It is not easy to get the red envelope before the operation. In case of any accident, it is not easy to get it back, and it is very embarrassing.This kind of red envelope is the most comfortable.I hope that everyone will give this kind of red envelopes in the future. In fact, each one does not need to be too big, just like collecting money for a birthday or a friend’s wedding, but if every recovering person gives it.The quantity should be staggering. (HIA HIA HIA HIA) 5. Gray income There is no doubt that doctors have gray income. I would like to ask a question, in China, are there any jobs with gray income? As a writer and screenwriter, I first admit that I have gray income.They invited me to collect folk songs and entertained them with delicious food and drinks. In fact, the purpose is to get closer and have the opportunity to cooperate in the future.I go to TV stations to do programs, and some TV stations will give red envelopes to express their gratitude.If they don't give it, I won't go in the future.I am serious.You laugh at me and I'm telling the truth.My time is precious now, and I don't need to participate in some programs that waste my time. It's not good for me to increase the ratings for you.In fact, I make more money writing books, and I type more words in an hour than all other income.But if you give me a red envelope, I will be very happy, next time you invite me.I'm ashamed not to go.I went back to see my son, and an investment company reimbursed me for air tickets. I wanted to watch a play or a concert.Definitely get a free ticket. This is all my gray income. Is there any gray income for journalists to publish articles for interviews, especially advertisement articles?Answer in your own heart! Do civil servants receive benefits when they work for others?Answer yourself! Those engaged in education and enrollment, leaders of various institutions, do you have any gray income?Answer yourself! Gray income is already a part of GDP. Everyone feels that the gray income of doctors makes us feel uncomfortable because they will eventually be passed on to patients. But if the doctor does not get gray income.I can't live anymore.This is no joke.A doctor who has worked for ten years has a basic salary of more than 2,000 yuan and a bonus of 3,000 to 4,000 yuan. In a place like Shanghai, he cannot afford a house or a car.A person who wakes up at six o'clock in the morning and goes to bed at twelve o'clock in the evening, and may not be able to fall asleep, has been oppressed for ten years or more without asking for anything in return, and he can't live up to Lei Feng. Doctors are human beings, not saints. Recently, the army has greatly improved the treatment.It is said that wages have increased by fifty percent. Civil servants receive salary increases every year.So more and more people are applying. The cost of a doctor prescribing an operation is estimated to have not increased in ten years.I heard that the standards for approving the cost of appendix surgery in Children's Hospital were set in 1958. reasonable? Everyone has a desire to pursue a decent life.If a reasonable return can be obtained in a decent way, I believe that no one is willing to do things that lower the personality and challenge the dignity. Of course, it does not rule out that human greed is infinite.Otherwise, how could there be corrupt officials who spend hundreds of millions of dollars and still not be shot. At the end of such a long defense article, I would like to say: Don't test people's moral bottom line. It takes thousands of years to establish a moral system, but it may only take a few years or ten years to destroy it. Those unfair things happen every day under everyone's noses, because there is a downward reference, each of us does not feel that we are falling, and there are always people who are worse than ourselves. I am not a mouse in this society. Spiritually align with the low standard, materially align with the high standard. This is the reason why we are not happy every day even though we live in a society with great material abundance. I was very happy to see Professor Wang's clinic in the afternoon.It's even better than a live show. Patient A has visited all the specialist clinics and consulted dozens of doctors, mainly to compare what everyone said is different.I think patients are the same as children.When a child faces an unknown problem, he will ask different people the same question dozens of times to find the truth.His judgment of right and wrong comes from repetition.If ninety out of a hundred people say that, the answer is correct. I believe this is a common phenomenon among patients.Because my mother had seen the following hospitals before deciding to have surgery at Huashan Hospital: Anyi Brain Surgery, Shanghai No. 9 Hospital, and a Gamma Knife Hospital affiliated to Maritime University. She also asked me to go to Tiantan Shenwai for consultation.The reason why my mother finally chose Dr. Zhao for surgery is because he was the first person who told her the correct answer, which was repeated by everyone in the future. "He's so young, so capable! What everyone says is the same as what he said!" This process cost a lot of money.Maybe the doctor thinks we are unbelievable, but it is a job for you, and it is a life for us, so we have to be cautious. Patient B registered a 15-yuan account and brought several sheets of paper with densely packed questions, printed out on A4 paper, and marked with many exclamation points, periods, question marks and quotation marks.A lot of questions made me laugh, very comedic. "Professor Wang, are there any taboos for this disease?" "We are Western medicine, and we don't talk about taboos." "Then can I eat Gastrodia danshen and antler ganoderma?" "It's best not to eat indiscriminately. So as not to cause kidney failure." "My grandma has neurological diseases. She has depression. My mother has a brain tumor. Will it be inherited from me?" "Psychopathy and insanity are not the same kind of illness. Your grandma's illness is not genetically related to your mother's illness." This little girl must not have understood that grandma is her relative, and mother is her relative, but grandma and mother are not related by blood. Patient C was dragged to see a doctor by a friend because he suddenly fainted for a few minutes and convulsed.The film revealed a malignant tumor, and the professor advised her to have an operation immediately, which cost about 60,000 yuan.She suddenly said: "I would rather gamble this money than spend it on medical treatment!" The doctor asked her when she first got sick. "It was yesterday! I fell ill after playing poker for more than forty hours." Professor Wang: "Normal people will have problems playing poker for more than 40 hours without rest, let alone you have such a tumor? Cherish life!" C: "I don't want to see a doctor here, you are so expensive! The hospital in Shanghai only costs 30,000 to 40,000 yuan, and my mother said that the knife in Hainan only costs 20,000 yuan!" Friend C slapped her, "You lost more money than this in one night! Come back to gamble after you get cured!" C: "After I get cured, I will have no principal! I am very poor! You have won all the money! I will go back to Hainan tomorrow...!" Also forgot to add a female case. This female patient came to follow-up visits frequently after her tumor was opened last year. With a bunch of films and reports, she complained to the doctor about palpitations, chest tightness and headache, and suspected tumor recurrence.Professor Wang explained to her, "You don't have to come all the way from Wenzhou all the time. You ask questions. There will be no relapse." "I came to see you from afar. You don't even prescribe medicine for me!" "Prescribe no medicine. What should I prescribe if you are not sick?" "Not open at all?" "You go back and find something to do, and you can fall asleep at night when you get busy." "I can't find my medical card, and the registration form." "It's okay, you go back!" Half an hour later, the female patient knocked on the door again and came in, "Professor Wang, I found my card and brought it here for you." Professor Wang was taken aback, "You don't have to come here specially!" "I'm just looking at you." I laughed, and secretly said to Professor Wang: "Are you sure she came to see a doctor? Not to see you? Where is she sick? Where is her heart disease? She should be lovesick." Professor Wang has an elegant demeanor, a modest attitude, a handsome appearance, and a handsome figure (I saw it through the clothes!) He was born with electricity to walk, and he is known as the "Master Killer" in the world.If you are interested in this forum, I am responsible for showing you around for free.It costs fifteen yuan for the entrance fee to see him! In order to prevent him from calling me, I took the initiative to avoid it. I will go to the Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Hospital for confinement next week. MAGGIE: I think patients have trust and dependence on the authority of doctors, especially doctors who have cured their patients. This is psychological, and it will become more and more serious.Before the Spring Festival, I accompanied my mother to see a doctor in Shennei, Beijing Tiantan Hospital, and all the people who came to see the director were old patients.Those who exchange greetings are very familiar at first glance.Come once a month, can you not be familiar with it?Before leaving, it looked like the grandmother who used to be a cadre.Tell the director, I come once a month, don't let me down.If the treatment plan is not good, I want to criticize you, don't be unhappy, just say what you have to say, no matter who you are... The director just nodded.Now my mother also relies on this director. Once a month, she complains every time she has a headache, brain fever, insomnia, sweating, appetite, how many bowls to eat at each meal, and runs hundreds of meters every day. six six: Students, you don't even need to go to the set to see Yan Chengxu, Huang Lei and the like.Make an appointment to go to Shenwai to have a look, all of them are very tasty, and the taste is different.It would be even more serious if he could sneak into the inpatient department. I have a feeling that the older a man is a doctor, the more delicious he is, just like braised pork and marinated eggs, and the aroma will be radiant after three hours.I have studied this question before, why is the little doctor very handsome but lacks a sense of deterrence? A friend of mine heard Clinton speak live.He said that Clinton's hormones could cover the audience.No matter where you sit in the room, you feel that he only sees you and speaks to you. After a while I figured it out.Regardless of men and women, most of the charm comes from temperament rather than simple appearance. A large part of temperament is self-confidence, which comes from experience and success.When you become a professor and an associate professor, you will be as familiar with it as a dog who solves a cow. You can handle many difficult and miscellaneous diseases with ease, and these things constitute a part of your temperament. Female compatriots, don’t blame the little boys who turned their faces and refused to recognize others in middle age.People have endured it for so long, and it's hard to get to the top of the pyramid. It's no good, who will do it!If the emperor hadn't been lured by the Sangong and Six Courtyards, why would he sit in that position and worry about being murdered?