Chapter 7 March 6

Xiaolei just walked away from me, and the smell of her flesh still lingers on the bed. (My God! Why can a very beautiful thing be so dirty when I describe it?) Tonight is her big night shift.All the doctors and nurses hate the night shift, but Xiaolei is an outlier, she gets excited as soon as she arrives on the night shift.In her words, starting from midnight, on the entire floor, all the equipment and medicines of the patients, nurses, special care and family members, including tables and benches, are under her sole control. She likes the feeling of being a leader the most.Because I grew up so big, I have never been a cadre.

This is the most essential difference between me and her.I have been the squad leader since I was in kindergarten, the captain of the elementary school, and the chairman of the student union in the middle school.I often can't figure out why an outstanding talent like me falls in love with this little girl who is messed up in mathematics and confused. The only explanation is to find a balance for the world!If we combine in the future, the average family IQ of both of us should be able to reach the average line. The first time I saw her was in the emergency room, not long after she started work.After the winter night, the chances of fighting, drinking, making troubles and car accidents at night began to increase.Every time an ambulance arrives, especially for a comatose patient, they are all consulted by neurosurgery, orthopedics, general surgery, and cardiopulmonary surgery. After determining who is most responsible, the patient is handed over.But because our department is the largest in our hospital, as soon as the emergency patients arrive.When the nurse is unclear about the situation, he will first broadcast and call our department.When I was on duty that day, Xiaolei called me urgently. I ran over to see that it was just a patient with a cut wrist.I was about to get angry at the big mask, but she took off the mask and said with an idiot face: "I think his face is covered with blood! I'm afraid he's out of his mind!" Normally, I would probably reply: "You My brain is broken!" I couldn't say a word that day, and I paraphrased the words of the second senior brother: I have seen a beautiful nurse, but I have never seen such a beautiful little nurse!It really looks like the heroine in uniform in an A movie!

So I said the insincere words that most men would say in this situation: "You are such a caring and good nurse!"The standard of being angry or not is whether the nurse is beautiful or not.I'm not the most horny.My second senior brother had a major operation yesterday and asked the nurse to hand over a positive curette. Mei Xiaonu asked for a long time to hand over three reverse curettes, and boasted that he did not see any positive curettes.As a result... my brother took a hemostat and twisted one on the spot.I click... Xiaolei, as a young nurse who just went to work, is relatively simple, and she has a reputation for being good-tempered and well-mannered.I hope she still maintains such a good looks and smile after five years.I have never seen a nurse with a smiling face for more than five years.Don't blame them, if I was tormented by years of erratic work and rest, coupled with the patient's groans and family members' calls, overloaded physical strength, being scolded from time to time with low salary and no holidays, I would not smile.We call nurses apples.For the first year, she was a red apple like a flower at the age of sixteen or seventeen, her face was flushed and watery.After working the night shift for a year, it turned into green apples, dark circles under the eyes, and blue complexion.In the third year, there are yellow apples, that kind of yellow bananas, which are sallow and have spots.From the fourth year onwards, it is a rotten apple that cannot be seen.Staying up late does a lot of harm to women.

Xiaolei's family is actually very good, her parents are government servants, and her father is also the director of the Building Materials Bureau.Her parents were against her being a nurse.She must do it herself.I once asked her why, and she said that she liked the title "Angel in White" and felt that it matched her beauty.I made fun of her for her poor literature level, and didn't understand that the title of angel in white is actually a spiritual consolation prize, which is used by both men and women.The male doctor is also an angel in white, because an angel is originally a little boy.Words that really praise women's beauty must be fairies, models and the like.No matter how beautiful a woman is, how can she look beautiful in a white coat, mask, and hat all day long?Whenever a woman is called a leprechaun in white, or a model in white, that's a compliment.Xiaolei suddenly said: "You reminded me, if the nurse's uniform is reformed into a three-point style worn by models, will complaints be reduced by half? At least male patients will not complain." I patted her on the head, "You Pig brains, female patients don’t let their husbands come to the hospital to take care of them, aren’t you more tired? If male patients try to stay on, our beds will be even tighter.”

Xiaolei is not picky at all.For a little doctor like me who has no money, no house, no status, she never complains, neither pulls me shopping nor asks me to watch movies with her, the only entertainment for the two of us is to hide in my rented 15-square-meter hut read a book.I look at my major, and she looks at her undergraduate degree.Moreover, she actually said that she likes to live here because it is close to work and can be reached by walking. Now she has left the third room of her house and moved in openly. My closet was originally empty. Since the day she moved in Suddenly full.There are big-mouthed monkey cartoons on the walls, and the room is full of fragrance.

It's a rare date for two people, and I'm the late king.I can't control my time. I agreed to meet at six o'clock. She was waiting for me at the gate of the courtyard. Suddenly, I would call and tell her that it was half past seven. During that hour and a half, she would walk around the surrounding area without any hassle. shop.I think this is also the main reason why doctors are assigned nurses, only they can fully understand (fully understand).The second senior brother had at least three girlfriends who left in a huff because of his usual lateness.Just like him, he made up his mind not to find a doctor, a nurse, a classmate, or a colleague, and set a "four don'ts" standard.Who else does he know besides these areas?

But it's hard to say, he seems to be flirting with a family member of a patient recently. Reminds me of another joke about Xiaolei.A patient with a brainstem hemorrhage came to the emergency room.A large pupil and a small pupil indicate brain herniation.very critical.The general hospital led everyone to emergency rescue and asked Xiaolei to observe the condition of the pupils.Rescue in progress.Q: Pupils?Answer: One side is big and the other side is small.Continue to rescue.Q: Pupils?Answer: One side is big and the other side is small.Continue to rescue.Q: Pupils?A: One side is big and the other is small.Continue to rescue.Suddenly I heard her say: the average child is too old!The group breathed a sigh of relief, but she continued to say: "...they are all grown up!" So all the medical staff threw down their helmets and armor, and burst into laughter. , was complained by the family of the deceased.

This is my little girl. I went to see her in the middle of the night and brought her something to eat.She had a hard night. The second senior brother once summed up why male doctors are usually paired with female nurses. It is said that one is that they have no time to fall in love and spend all day in the hospital, and all they see are female nurses. Second, when you get off the operating table late at night and open the door, there is a You will be completely moved when the nurse can bring you a bowl of hot instant noodles.That's how he got caught by his ex-girlfriend.Then there was an earth-shaking change. Like me, he was often called by his girl in the middle of the night to deliver food to her.It is impossible to expect nurses to take care of doctors.

This is my future life. METEOR: See the emergency department triage section.It reminded me that when I used to rotate in the emergency department, in the middle of the night, a fight was brought in. His face was covered with blood, and a wound ran from his forehead to his cheek. The nurse hired three doctors to sew it up.Following the ophthalmology, the cheek belongs to the oral cavity.