Chapter 5 5. Chariots and horses

Xianyi Temple became lively. Fuji's parents sent him to Hongren's Dongshan Temple instead of sending him to the Tang Dynasty army on the expedition to Gaogouli five years ago. There were more cars and horses coming and going, and the stone slabs on the road in front of the door cracked irregularly, and the dust began to deposit, shallowly covering the wheels and horseshoes, and misty smoke rose.Monks, literati, and officials who have been literati or still have literary dreams come from all directions on penises, chariots and horses. Occasionally, there will be traffic jams, but they seldom fight for the road. Direction, those who come will retreat to give way to those who leave.Although the penis is anxious, the horse's eyes are looking through the underwear, everyone's expression is peaceful, and the horses and horses are quiet.

The surrounding area of ​​Xianyi Temple also became lively. The congested carriages and horses are not sure when they will be able to pass. When they reach the other side, the girls and boys from nearby shops shuttle between them. Depending on the season, they sometimes sell some fresh peach blossoms, apricot blossoms, and peony flowers. Time to sell some peaches, dried apricots, peony cakes and hemp pies.Flowers give mystery, and fruit snacks are eaten by yourself.There are too many people who sell it, and similar things cannot be sold at a price, so product development has changed a lot.For example, agarwood, in addition to the common rosary beads and counting beads, there are also incense coils pressed with agarwood powder, finely cut agarwood slices, and incense cakes with rose oil and marijuana.

The idle houses three or five miles away have long since been rented out. A part is made into an inn.Those who come to Chang'an from other places do not stay in Chang'an long enough, or their penis is not anxious enough, or they are not confident enough in their poetry, prose and Zen. Writing poetry, thinking about Zen or not thinking about Zen.No matter what the guest does or does not do, the inn owner can see the Xianyi Temple, even if it can be seen from a distance, the price is three times higher than that of the invisible room, and those rooms are in an excellent location, where you can hear, Smell the room of Xianyi nunnery, there is a price but no market, and the entire time of the next five years has already been booked by the Chang'an offices of the prefectures and counties.One of the topics discussed by everyone is, in the next five years, which Tianxuanji will not be able to travel to Xianyi Temple, and how to internally coordinate and manage this certain risk.Another issue is that after many years, Xuanji will grow old, the evil will wither, and the grand occasion in front of the door will no longer be. In these uncertain years, how to determine the house price from the present point of view.

Another part of the surrounding houses was rented out as a teahouse.Those who are tired from the carriage and horses, come down for a cup of tea.If you are going to Xianyi Temple, after drinking the first cup of tea, the clerk will remind you whether to go to the darkroom behind for testicular care.Testicular care should be done before the operation. Before seeing the mystery, the seminal vesicles should be emptied to reduce the physiological pressure of semen on the will. People can be more calm, chic, and appear to have seen the world.If you can really fuck Xuanji or the red ball or the green waist, you can also fuck for a longer time than usual.It's hard to fuck, I don't know where it will be next time, so if it can be longer, it will be longer.Rumors circulated in the teahouse that the shortest one touched the hair of the green waist and ejaculated, rushed out to find the toilet, was exposed, and was beaten to death because he happened to have a stomachache.This kind of testicle care service is usually not expensive, just double the tea price. The operation room is next to the toilet, and there are small single rooms with mysterious poems written by unknown calligraphers hanging on the walls.The man took off his clothes and lay on his back with a cushion on his back. His body was at an angle, and he could see the girl kneeling between his legs helping him.The girl scraped off the pubic hair with her left hand, grabbed the penis from the root, rubbed it up and down, dozens of times, and then fiddled with the glans with her fingers, dozens of times.At the same time, the girl pulls, pinches, and rotates the two testicles with her right hand dozens of times, and extends into the root of the scrotum between her legs, pinches, relaxes, scratches, and strokes dozens of times.Then use both hands to surround the penis and scrotum and rub them together up and down.During the process, the girl rarely spoke, and occasionally raised her eyes to look at the man.The man adds a penny, the girl takes off a smock, adds another penny, the girl takes off all her clothes, and adds another penny, the girl's hair spreads out, and the slippery hair wraps around the penis, rubbing it up and down, dozens of times Down, the tip of the hair fiddled with the glans, dozens of times.Adding two dongs of money, the girl lay down next to the man, while keeping her hands on her hands, let the man rub her bare body with his hands, her slippery hair scattered across his chest and belly.The man asked, how much money will you add, can you suck it for me?The girl didn't dare to agree, it was a qualitative change, it was not within the scope of the service, and the government hadn't set a price yet.If it’s just double the money for tea, without the reward money added after hanging and hanging, thick calluses have grown on the inside of the girl’s palm, and soon, after dozens of strokes, the man’s water will come out, wiped dry with toilet paper, the penis is limp, and the testicles will be nursed Well, quietly shrink into the scrotum.Monks, poets, and government officials come out peacefully, with peaceful penises, peaceful expressions, and peaceful carriages and horses.

If he came out of Xianyi Temple and didn't drink the first cup of tea, the guy would already know if he saw Xuanji or not by looking at his expression. It is said that not everyone who enters Xianyi Nunnery can see Xuanji, absolutely not, almost all those who enter Xianyi Temple cannot see Xuanji.It is said that if twenty men are put in every day, what is guaranteed is that these people will definitely see a seventy-year-old gatekeeper, surnamed Zhao, deaf and dumb, whose only brain skill is to count from one to twenty, But with a developed cerebellum, he doesn't know any dancing skills, he doesn't hesitate to live or die, his limbs are extremely strong and fast, especially his two fists, even if he tells the person who enters the door in advance, "My old Zhao is going to beat you", wait for these seven words Consciousness had formed in the mind of the door-breaker, and the fist had pierced three of his ribs.If one day there are twenty-one people who want to break into Xianyi Temple, it is unthinkable that they will not rank in the top ten in the Tang Dynasty martial arts.

When Lao Zhao was still Xiao Zhao, his brain was not working well, and he treated people purely and kindly. Because of his good skills and troubled times, he didn't suffer any big losses and accumulated some military achievements and property.After Taiping, in Chang'an City, Lao Zhao was deceived repeatedly. After a period of time, he was deceived almost when he went out, and he was deceived when he spent money.First, I bought some fake products, such as engraved jade Ge dedicated to Emperor Wu of the Western Han Dynasty, blankets woven from straw, underwear that would have holes when farting, incense sticks made of mud, black peonies dyed with ink, and red lacquered ones. Cat.Later, Lao Zhao vowed not to buy any non-food items anymore. With this little money, if he only eats and drinks, it will be enough for the whole family for three lifetimes.Subsequent encounters involve more complex setting.The distant relatives of Chief Fangli came back from the distant Dashi Kingdom and brought the civilization mission of the Dashi Kingdom.Because of the relative relationship with the head of the workshop, he specially performed in the workshop where Lao Zhao was.Tickets are definitely not required, but you must be over 50 to visit.Lao Zhao didn't go in for the first show, but I heard that every old man who went in to visit was given a dried flower from Dashi Kingdom, and there was a smell that Chang'an didn't have in the flower. Really kung fu, the second game went in.The dancer from Dashi Kingdom danced and took off a few clothes, revealing her belly button, and then held out a plate of glazed rings.Only three old men who were staring at the dancer's navel paid a consistent amount of money and bought them. Not only did they have a glazed ring, but they also gave them a huge red gold ring with a big food character on it. , the word means "letter", and this ring can easily be sold for ten pennies in Chang'an West City.One of the three old men said, can I sell it to you now?The distant relative said, okay, the key is the letter, give me the ring, and give you ten pennies.

The dancer came on stage again, took off a few more clothes, leaving only a piece of scarlet veil around her waist, covering her cunthole and asshole, danced until two old men fainted, and then held out a plate of ambergris, like amber Like wax, it costs at least one hundred guan in Chang'an West Market, and distant relatives only sell it for ten guan, only this plate.Old Zhao snapped up four yuan, which was the most among the elderly.Lao Zhao has heard of ambergris, which promotes qi and blood circulation, dissipates stagnation and relieves pain, and promotes water to relieve stranguria.She has many injuries from old swords and often hurts in rainy days, so she should be fine with it.The next day, the Dashiguo mission completely disappeared.Old Zhao went to the West Market for a trip, four pieces of ambergris, the pilgrim said, two pieces were amber and two pieces were wax.

Old Zhao stood at the door, outside the door was sunny and windy, wild geese flew by in a herringbone shape, and the clouds changed their shapes and were dyed with different colors of skylight. Even more chaos. Lao Zhao left all the money to his clansmen and came to the temple by himself.Without money, what are you cheating? In the monastery, Lao Zhao's kung fu has improved.She was neither deaf nor dumb, and she could recite a few Qijue poems, but she really didn't like scriptures.She told the abbot that the scriptures were all performed by men who lacked sex and fainted from hunger. The moment when the Buddha enlightened after drinking milk and fucking a girl in the forest, what he said must be much more concise and more like human words. Let's learn to fight, isn't it that the Buddha also needs someone who can subdue the tiger?In a practice of subduing a tiger, she hit the tiger to death with a heavy blow, and the tiger slapped her deaf with a slap before he died.After becoming deaf, Lao Zhao spoke less and less, and gradually forgot how to speak.Before the abbot died, he asked Lao Zhao to follow Xuanji, but Lao Zhao went without asking.

It is said that the activities of Xianyi Temple are basically arranged in this way.Poetry competition in the morning, ancient style, five-character, seven-character, quatrains, and regulated poems are all acceptable. Light meal at noon, with tea but no wine, and in the afternoon, we can talk about Buddhism, Mahayana, Hinayana, Tantra, and even Confucianism, Taoism, Hinduism, Islam, and Zoroastrianism. , In the evening banquet, there is vegetarian beer wine, you can bring your own meat and vegetable wine, hemp cake, poppy cake, Buddhism, poetry and prose are not taboo, you can also play the piano and dance.Before seeing the mystery, first see the green waist or the red group. The green waist likes thin and tall, and the red group likes fat and big.The green waist or the red group recited a sentence, "Excuse me for blowing the flute to Ziyan", and if they couldn't answer the next sentence, "I used to learn to dance for a long time", blast out.Take a look at the green waist or the red group, if you don't blush, blast out.The green waist or the red group say a Kucha language, "There is no obstacle in the heart, there is no obstacle in the heart, there is no fear, stay away from reversing dreams, and finally nirvana", if there is no response, blast out.The rest is left to Xuanji, in the main room or under the wisteria flower trellis, to write poems and talk about Buddhism.Xuanji thinks that whoever looks hateful and speaks boringly will turn his face and let someone out at any time.Clearing the field at midnight, sometimes leaving one in a day, sometimes not leaving in a few days.These people who stayed overnight walked out of the main gate early the next morning. They usually looked taller than themselves, and the peonies in their hearts were red and big. Every time they saw a person, they gave a piece of scattered silver.

Those who came out early, if they went to the teahouse, because of their hostility, no matter whether they had testicular care before going in, the guys basically recommended them to fuck. According to the theory of traditional Chinese medicine at that time, there are two ways to get rid of the inner demons, one is bloodletting, and the other is fuck. Fucking is more effective than bloodletting.The cunt room is in better condition than the testicle care room. It basically has windows, and on the wall is Xuanji's carcass painted by an unknown calligrapher. The prices of the girls inside vary widely.There are basically three types, general, those who look a little like green waists or red blobs, and those who look a little like mysterious.The ones that look a little like green waists or red balls are three times more expensive than the average ones, and the ones that look a little like Xuanji are three times more expensive than those that look a little like green waists or red balls.The most expensive ones are the ones that look very mysterious and can be sadistic. They can be tied up with ropes and only the eyes, mouth, cunthole and asshole can move.Men can also do things, such as bukkake, ass, or penis sucking, if they slap her mouth, she will pause, free her mouth to recite the sentence "I want to blow the flute to Ziyan", and put her bare butt on the ground. On the penis, pinch her ass, and she stops up and down, and sings "I used to learn to dance for a long time" with a breath.There are many more people who come out early and want to abuse Xuanji than those who stay overnight, so those who look very similar to Xuanji and can be abused, are ridiculously expensive, have the greatest possibility of being needed, and are few in number, often the most sought-after. For the next five years, every day was booked in advance by the Chang'an offices of the various prefectures.

Between the janitor Lao Zhao and Luyao and Hongtuan, I heard that the happiest one is Hongtuan.After Lao Zhao was seventy years old, he had little interest in anything other than Fuhu.The green waist was originally of half Hu blood, with blue left eyes and green right eyes. He grew up on the streets of Dunhuang, a famous open city. Before coming to Chang'an, he slept with men from twenty-four countries. They believed in seven religions.A talent like Xuanji has appeared in Luyao's hometown in the past 20 or 30 years. If he is not regarded as a queen, he will be worshiped as a goddess, and his mission in life is to be fucked.Hong Tuan's father was originally a frontier poet. Influenced by her father, her original ideal was always to be the best poetess in the Tang Dynasty, breaking the curse that only girls who are bitches can write good poems.Three days after arriving at Xianyi Nunnery, Hongtuan said to Luyao, "I love Chang'an. Within three days, I learned belly dancing, fucked the Kunlun slave, and smoked marijuana. The Kunlun slave just came down from the tree." Right? Their dicks are darker than their faces, and their noses are screwed up by him. I love Chang'an, and I love Datang. I don't want to recite poems anymore, I want to make up for the youth I lost when I was young, I love Chang'an, I love Datang, and I love Brother Kunlun Nuhei.Instead there is poetry.I don't believe most of the yellow men now, their foolishness surges in their bodies like the true qi of the Six Meridians Excalibur, and if they can't control it, they spew out. They are hopeless, and I have already turned my head away.Brother Hei, what do you say is true?It's real when your eyelashes brush the air that stares at me, it's real that your hot liquid is dripping on my chest, it's real that your clear tooth marks are printed on my shoulders, it's real that you Whispers and dream talk are real, my tears and love letters are real. Brother Hei, they are idiots, they look down on women, and they also look down on people of other colors, which makes me resentful.I decided to make an alliance with you by drinking blood, by thrusting force, by kissing the neck.I decided to fuck the West.If there is a God in this world, I firmly believe that I will go to heaven, you have to follow me closely, because I am not clean, honest and pure, snow lotus blooms, and stubbornly blooms in troubled times. " The last vacant houses around Hamgi Temple are rented out to businesses with unclear business models.There are taverns, fortune tellers, beauty salons, and men's clothing and accessories. For those who do poetry, Dharma knowledge and skills training, the basic training methods are drinking tea, drinking, fucking, and reciting Lisao.Some do strategic consulting, basically focusing on how to stay quickly and long-term in Xianyi Nunnery, tailor-made strategies for poetry, Buddhism, and housing. All in all, the surrounding rents tripled in three months.Because Han Yu's house is just across the door, the location is the best. It is said that on a full moon night, if the wind is strong, you can smell the fragrance of cunt with the wind. Someone asked Han Yu through his relationship and was willing to pay a hundred taels of gold to buy it.Han Yu asked the housekeeper to reply: "Wealth and honor cannot be lewd, and might cannot be subdued. I will teach the world about poetry, prose and Buddhism, and writing defeats time. Don't even think about buying my house."