Chapter 17 Chapter 16 Big Wine

We've been dragged on for a long time at the show.Liu Qing's booth was very popular, Liu Qing's bright yellow suit and the foreign idiots Liu Qing hired were very attractive.Most of the directors with purchasing power and decision-making power were attracted by Liu Qing's waist, convinced by the blonde hair and blue eyes, and were eager to try the flow cytometer.I can't always fully understand these directors, how these smart guys, who are older and more scheming, become lustful and stupid when they become directors.Standing by the side, I saw several people with tears in their eyes asking Liu Qing if it was convenient to have dinner together at the dinner table and discuss business.My hint to Liu Qing is very clear, business is important, I can kill her any other time.Liu Qing ignored my hint, and politely wrote down the phone calls of those people with tears in their eyes, saying that there were indeed other things today, and I would contact you another day.Liu Qing told me that she wanted to have dinner with me.

I didn't kill Liu Qing.We walked out of the China World Trade Center and sat in Liu Qing's Opel. It was already past nine o'clock, and the "Penis Building" on the east side of the road was still shining under the moonlight and neon lights.I asked her what she wanted to eat after being tired all day; I didn't care, as long as I didn't eat the sliced ​​meat, peppers and potatoes that I often eat in the cafeteria.Liu Qing said that it was unreasonable for the slaughtered person to choose the place where he was slaughtered. She said that she was indeed a little tired and her appetite was not very good, so just find a quieter place and stay with me for a while.I said that's good, I don't want expensive food, I want spicy food, I like heavy flavor and thick ingredients.Liu Qing said that if you eat spicy food, you will get a bump on your face.I said, Liu Qing, you still have a long bag now, the troubles of youth are really long.Liu Qing lighted the car and said, I was still upset when I heard the cat meowing, Qiu Shui, you bastard, you should be careful when you speak, I have learned women's self-defense, and the first move is the most familiar. Kicks you out of the car even if you're wearing a seat belt.I said, let’s eat some spicy food and grow some bags. I like to see your long bags. I haven’t seen them yet. Don’t be angry. Let me ask you a question. It's called teasing legs.Liu Qing still had a sullen face, paused, and said, a penis is also called a penis, thanks to the fact that you are still a medical student, you don't even know this.I said, be happy, my aunt’s house has a litter of kittens, I’ll get one for you, do you like black or white or black and white, do you like blue eyes or yellow eyes or blue eyes? One eye yellow?

We came to a Jinshancheng Chongqing restaurant, the restaurant was still brightly lit and full of customers.On the menu of Jinshan City, small red peppers are used to indicate the spiciness of the dishes. The one with one small red pepper is slightly spicy, and the three are very spicy. People who are not used to eating it will spit out fire in one breath.I ordered bullfrog with chopped pepper, dry braised shrimp, tiger skin pepper, Wufeng wolfberry soup and hemp ball.I told Liu Qing, Wufeng wolfberry soup is for you. Wufeng is black-bone chicken. Black-bone chicken is black, and wolfberry is red. It's unlucky, and I'm tired for another day, so I should make up for it.Liu Qing said that it is good to know someone who studies medicine. If I have a son, I will definitely let him study medicine, and someone will take care of him for the rest of his life.After Liu Qing finished speaking, she suddenly remembered something, and her eyes turned red.I think the core vocabulary of causing trouble should be "son" and "care", people feel wronged will be sad.I didn't know how to comfort her, so I simply didn't speak.

This Jinshan city is near Lufthansa, where Beijing's sensual dogs and horses are concentrated.Near Lufthansa, there are Great Wall Hotel, Liangma Hotel, Hilton Hotel, Heaven on Earth, Night Makeup, Rolling Stone, countless bars and bathing centers; if you are hungry, there are Shunfeng, Donkey Meat King, Grilled Pig Face, and Penis Fracture There is an international medical center and an Asian emergency center, and there are also foreign doctors with blond hair and blue eyes who can't get along abroad poking at the facade. They can understand the English saying of glans and understand the conditions introduced in English; the night near Lufthansa is darker and dirtier. Dirty is more evocative.

When I was young, I studied in a place called Beijing No. 80 Middle School near Lufthansa. This middle school is the only key middle school in Beijing in Chaoyang District. It is not surprising that almost all the young talents and young people in Chaoyang District are concentrated in the school. asshole.At that time, there were no such colorful dogs and horses nearby, otherwise a person like me who loves life would not be able to study for a Ph.D. and devote himself to science; at that time, there was not even Lufthansa near here.But at that time, this neighborhood was where the Ministry of Textiles was located and the embassies of various countries were concentrated.The Ministry of Textiles was a major export earner at that time, and had the opportunity to come into contact with beautifully printed foreign underwear advertisements; the various embassies even lived in foreigners, and the smell of foreign perfumes and groans of foreign pronunciation wafted from the windows.Therefore, the atmosphere in my middle school is healthy and active.Before and after me, my middle school has cultivated all kinds of non-mainstream talents, embellishing life and making the world colorful.These non-mainstream characters include sports stars who look neither male nor female, a sports commentator who is known as Dasha, and an innocent girl who has never read a serious book and has a student-like demeanor that makes illiterate male writers go crazy star.

Later, a rich man named Guo Henian flattened the No. 1 Machinery Factory and built the International Trade Center in the northwest corner of Dabeiyao (later, Dabeiyao Bridge was also renamed Guomao Bridge), and foreigners began to increase in the vicinity.They are taller and mightier than us, they don't wear polo shirts sold on Silk Street, they use perfume to cover body odor, they earn ten times as much money doing the same thing, and they are surrounded by people speaking broken English and trying to get them money They lied to us and scolded their mothers. They are full of energy but have no family. They live in apartments and hotels with no atmosphere of life. At night, they took off their underwear, drew their guns and looked around in a daze. They were the ones who broke the pot of soup.The foreigners in the embassies in the past, even if they had the same ulterior motives, even if they had the right of diplomatic immunity to do bad things and run away without wiping their butts, they often left their families behind and had a strong sense of career, and they dared not put their reputation and future at risk. Regardless, the penis dare not fracture casually.

In short, as time passed, the new foreigners gradually turned the area around Lufthansa into a toilet, and turned themselves into flies; or they themselves turned into flies first, and the area around Lufthansa gradually became a toilet.It's a pity that San Niuzi is no longer as ferocious as she used to be, otherwise she could build a house nearby, kill dozens of flies every day, put the corpse in an empty matchbox, hand it over to the teacher, exchange a few small red flags, and stand on the drill platform , to accept everyone's admiration. The dishes for me and Liu Qing haven't been served yet, and there are too many people eating, so the dishes will be served slowly.At a few tables near the window in the distance, a few young women were sitting loosely, with heavy makeup and thin clothes, straight hair brushing shoulders, with a dull expression, not drinking, and eating sullenly.From a distance, I think they are very beautiful.On one of the tables, there are two women in colorful clothes and a man with a white face.I couldn't figure out the identity of that man, whether it was a chicken head or a benefactor.In front of the two women, there was a huge plate of hot kidneys, each mouthful of rice, and they ate viciously.I can't judge whether the pig that contributed the waist is male or female.I glanced at Liu Qing, and Liu Qing glanced at me, and we knew that these should be professional women who had dinner before going to work.I looked out the window, and they would walk out into the street after eating, taking their time and digesting the kidneys in their stomachs.They float in the night near Yansha, in the air near Yansha.They have heavy makeup and thin clothes, straight hair brushing their shoulders, and strong perfume. They regulate the hormone secretion of passers-by through sight and smell, and they wait for the hot waist walking around here.They flicker with the distance of the street lamps, they flicker with the car lights on the street, they light a thin cigarette, the lighter and their faces go out immediately, they accost a passerby, and that person suddenly disappears.They flicker on and off like fireflies, making the night around here darker, dirtier and more beautiful.On this early spring night, I smell decay.

Liu Qing was indeed tired, drank a bowl of soup, and didn't move her chopsticks much.I was really hungry, so I ate two bowls of rice with chopped pepper bullfrog and tiger skin pepper.Liu Qing leisurely peeled two prawns, left and right were soaked with juice from the plate, and put them into my bowl, her eyes were far away.I said why are you being so polite.Liu Qing said that being idle is also idle.Suddenly he asked me again if anyone said I was kind.I said only people say I'm an asshole.Liu Qing said leisurely, the first time she saw me, she felt that I was very kind and sincere; I was thin and mean, and should love me when I had time, so it was fine when I was free, and I peeled the prawns for me to eat.I was eating and couldn't take care of talking, Liu Qing continued to say, it's not like this, I'm a bastard, tell me not to be complacent and not to be sentimental, her real purpose to please me is actually to ask for me.

"In this way, I can rest assured, otherwise I will suspect that you are coveting my beauty. My principle is to show off your skills and not sell your body. If you really covet my beauty, I am so full of good feelings for you, which makes me very happy." It’s hard to be a human.” I was still eating. "You bastard is only on your mouth, and there is a certain part of the head that controls the mouth, otherwise you should be a pretty good boy. You have to be careful with your words. I am also your elder. I am very old. .” "You are not old. You eat spicy food and you still have bumps on your face, and you are disturbed when you hear cats meowing. People often develop many bad habits. The most common ones are being a teacher and being arrogant."

"Is your English good?" "Let me ask you a question, whether I'm an asshole or a model, do you think I'm smart?" I didn't answer Liu Qing directly. "You are very smart." "Can I suffer?" "I don't think you have suffered much. Your group of people may have a better foundation than our group, and you haven't missed anything in education, but we can and have suffered more than you." "Wrong. I can bear hardships. There are actually many kinds of hardships. Carrying big bags and doing coolies are a kind of hardship. Although I have never experienced this kind of hardship, I can also suffer. On the contrary, the hardships I suffer, sell Coolies may not be able to eat. It is recorded in the "Han Shu" that Dong Zhongshu "did not peek into the garden for three years" during his studies, which means that he was fascinated by studying. For three years, there were girls in the garden taking a bath every day, but Dong Zhongshu I didn’t even look at it. When I read this in middle school, I was always puzzled. What’s the matter? The world is getting more and more complicated. There is a girl downstairs taking a bath with bare bottoms. I will definitely go to see it. However, I go to self-study at five o’clock in the afternoon and go back to the dormitory to sleep at one or two o’clock in the evening. It is the same all year round. I have my buttocks as proof .I see my butt in the bathroom mirror every time, and I am always filled with emotion. If I have a chance in the future, I can show you. Others' butts are round, but mine is square. I have been sitting square for so many years. It’s the kind that doesn’t spring up, and the buttocks are no longer elastic. Others’ buttocks are white, but mine is black. After sitting on a black butt for so many years, the pigment has accumulated, and it’s the kind of black that can’t get white. You Don't laugh, don't believe me, I will show you in the future. Although I can't show you my famous ass now, I can show you my middle finger. Do you see the difference between my middle finger and yours? Tell you, my The middle finger is bent. It turns out that there is no computer, and I write a lot, use a lot of force, and the time is long, and the middle finger is bent."

"Since you are so persistent, I will definitely look at your ass in the future. You have said so much, is your English good?" "Very good. I don't dare to boast about my spoken Chinese. My Chinese is too good, my thinking is too complicated, and I have never had an American girlfriend, so my oral English is not very smooth; I have stayed in Beijing for too long, and I have a habit of not opening my mouth when I speak. English with a Beijing accent. However, I can read the original version of "Vanity Fair" in junior high school, and I suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder memorizing the dictionary. The foreigner you hired for business may not know half as much English vocabulary as I do." I just ate After finishing two bowls of dry rice, he began to boast. "Okay, I need someone to translate some professional English things, and I hope they can be translated into Chinese. My secretary found several translation companies, but they all said they couldn't do it." "You have found the right person. The professors of our grandparents, who grew up in church schools, speak English more neatly than Chinese. But these people are still alive, and they are busy treating the head of the central government. It is impossible for them to look things up for you. The group of people in the middle, it doesn’t matter if you don’t mention it, they are excited when they see foreign girls, but they are sleepy when they read foreign languages. If you count again, it’s us.” I don’t wear bright yellow suits, and I don’t have blond hair and blue eyes, but I also hope Can be bright. "I have three videotapes about flow cytometry, which need to be translated into Chinese and then dubbed. I don't have the original text, I only have videotapes. Don't frown. If it's easy to do, I won't find you. You may need to first Dictate the original text and then translate it. I need it urgently. I need to catch up with a meeting. You have three days. The video tape is in my bag. I’ll give it to you after dinner. Qiu Shui, I have learned a lesson. You can’t blow leather casually. .” "Trains aren't pushed. I can get them out for you." "If you can't make it out, I'll tell my boss that no one in Beijing can make it out, and that one will not be able to catch up." "it is good." "What's the price?" "Calend me to help you. I ate your short mouth." "Qiu Shui, let me teach you another lesson. In this world, there are two people who like each other, but there is no one who can help you. Make a price." "The world I'm talking about may not be the same. In my world, there are 'do not do something', there is 'great reason is no match for my happiness', and there is 'I only do this for you'. No matter, today I ordered the restaurant, so you can set the translation price." "Okay, English to Chinese, the translation company has three hundred words for a thousand words, five hundred for urgent, I will double it for you, one thousand words for a thousand words." "Okay. After three days, pay with one hand and deliver with one hand." I returned to the dormitory with a bag of instructions for the anesthesia machine and Liu Qing’s three videotapes. There was a note on the table in Wang Da’s handwriting, fat and messy: “Qiu Shui, we’re going to have a big drink. When you see the note, immediately Get over here. We are in Dongdan Dabai, a new place Xin Yi discovered, just west of Dongdan Telephone Office, facing Chang'an Avenue." It's past eleven o'clock, and the school gate has been locked, but the big wine must be drunk.The purpose of locking our school gates (and many other gates in the world) is not to prevent random people from entering and exiting, a lock can't prevent it at all;In order to drink a lot of wine, most of the time we need to go out and back in through the door.This not-quite-right way of going in and out excites us and makes our big drink more powerful, as if we are temporarily out of our inherent life and doing something not quite right. Our school gate is more than three meters high, made of iron with green paint, and the top is shaped like a spearhead.Don’t be careless when turning over, otherwise, the tip of the spear will poke the lower body, and even if there is no bleeding, the soft tissue between the crotch will be contused. When walking, the lower body is heavy and painful, and every step trembles, which makes people suspect whether they are over-sexualized.When I turned over the gate, the moonlight was very good, and the eight-character school motto of "diligence, rigor, refinement, and dedication" was faintly shining in the moonlight.The incandescent lights in the duty room were on, and the captain of the school guard team played poker with a few school guards in the duty room, making their faces blush and their necks thick. Our school is built between Dongdan and Wangfujing. Although it is difficult for students to concentrate on other things, it is very convenient to drink a lot of wine.Between Dongdan and Wangfujing, there are not only the Wangfu Restaurant, where there is something to do, and the Heping Disco, where two black men wear white sweaters to lock the door and pretend to be a high-end pornographic place, but there are also many small restaurants.If you drink a lot of wine, you have to go to a small restaurant, not a big restaurant.Big restaurants are too expensive, for the pretense of a beautiful environment and pretense of elegant waitresses, a bottle of wine is overpaid by ten bottles of wine; drinking too much, next month's food is gone.There are too many things to do in a big restaurant, the voice should not be too loud, the content of the speech should not be too strange, you can't spit fishbone everywhere, you can't wear shoes barefoot, you can't be shirtless when you are drunk, and you can turn off the lights when you are half drunk and say you are off work It's time to get off work.Drunkenness is not allowed in big restaurants, the security guards are stronger than the other, and the manager can throw us one by one into the street as soon as he takes over; the waitresses who pretend to be elegant seem to be more lecherous in their bones, but they will shout if you don’t look at them "Catch hooligans"; the tablecloth is so white, the carpet is so clean, we are too embarrassed to drink too much and spit on it. This kind of mentality of self-control is the most terrible, which can be called drinking too much.Small restaurants are fine.There are many small restaurants in Dongdan and Wangfujing, and they have a lot in common.They're all dirty, they're all messy, they're both crowded, they're both encouraging noise, and they're all bad food.They are all cheap, and they all have ordinary Yanjing beer, which is not more expensive than two yuan and a bottle, and the beer is cold.None of them has a fixed off-duty time. We are here, and the business is there, and the fire on the stove will not go out, waiting for us to order eggs.They all change bosses frequently, changing seasons faster than Dongdan specialty stores.Regardless of the cuisine, they can do everything, and do what is easy to do.What they have in common is that they welcome those of us who drink a lot. Dongdan food stall, a big table closest to the street, my brothers were sitting around, Wang Da, Xinyue, Huangqi, Magnolia, and Eucommia were all there.There were several empty plates on the table, half a pot of boiled five-spice peanuts, a pile of peanut skins, a large plate of patted cucumbers, a dozen empty Yanjing beer bottles, and a beer crate under the table with a dozen bottles of beer standing unopened bottle.It seems that except for Magnolia, they all drank more than two bottles of beer, their faces became red, their necks became thick, their minds became confused, their bodies floated, their lower bodies became stiff, they talked too much, and their mouths became unrestrained. "Wei Yan is not a thing." Du Zhong's voice was like a bell.Since Eucommia was humiliated by Wei Yan in public, Eucommia has tried several times to seek death (according to Huang Qi’s description, Eucommia, who was full of grief and indignation, tried to suffocate to death without urinating, drinking to death, and being electrocuted or strangled to death before a diced instant noodles were cooked in the electric stove, etc. did not succeed), so I looked for all opportunities in private to humiliate Wei Yan, changed the names of all pornographic heroines to Wei Yan, and told everyone, whether they liked it or not or had heard it before. "Wei Yan is my heart." Wang Da and Du Zhong argued, wanting to see how vicious Du Zhong can be and how loud his voice can be.I took a sip of beer, peeled a boiled peanut, and listened to the excitement with a smile. "You have a heart too?" "I have a wild heart." "It belongs to the sullen type." Huang Qi interjected. "Indifferent on the outside, wild on the inside." Xin Ni commented. "How many hurdles do you have in your heart?" Du Zhong then asked Wang Da. "I have one heart, two atria, two ventricles, each atrium or ventricle is an irregular cube, and each cube has eight thresholds. So I have thirty-two hearts, and I have many hearts." In our medical university, there are only 30 students in one class, and half of them are girls or slightly stronger. The ones with slightly eyebrows are Wang Da's heart. "I knew you were nothing, so you took Wei Yan seriously. Our Senior Sister Banhua is really blind, and stuck in your cow dung." "A lot of people have participated in the activities of scrambling for cow dung." "A villain like Wei Yan, I can imagine how she will behave on her wedding night." "Tell me about it." Xin Ning laughed. "Speaking of Wei Yan's wedding night, her new husband jumped up and down, left and right, and bumped forward and backward. After ten minutes, it was over. Wei Yan's new husband felt good about himself and asked Wei Yan, how do you feel? Wei Yan glared at her With a glance, he said, "Don't talk, how can you have the time to talk? Quickly take off the cover. It may be broken after such a strong effort. Hurry to the toilet, rinse the cover carefully, hang it up, wait for it to dry, and return it next time." Can be used again. Wash it quickly, it is easy to clean. Otherwise, it will be difficult to wash if it is frozen, and the snot will become a snot button when it dries up. It will be very uncomfortable to use after drying in it, it will hurt, and the skin will be torn. The skin of the penis is very thin and has a lot of nerves. It will be very painful to pull the skin. There are clothespins in the toilet drawer, and you can hang them upside down on the clothes hanger. Don’t be impatient, Durex, made in the United States, is very expensive It’s more than three yuan. Laomei’s covers are well-made, and it’s no problem to use them more than ten times. It’s like the small domestic test tubes, which are finished after one experiment and one centrifugation; foreign ones, washed and reused, are fine. You are stupid, don't just listen to me, hurry up and wash it, I am paralyzed by you, how do you let me move? Why are you so generous, even if I am taller than you, I eat She is taller than you and weighs more than you, but she is also a beauty from the southern country. I was born in Shanghai, and it is written on my household registration." Du Zhong became more and more energetic as he spoke, spit and beer foam flew together. "People still have to accumulate a little yin virtue, otherwise even if there are no ghosts at night, there will be something calling the door." Huang Qi had a laugh, and then persuaded Du Zhong. "How can Wei Yan, a Shanghai native, speak so many Beijing dialects." Xin Mi felt unreal. "You shouldn't bully foreigners." Hopu repays the injustice, does not drink, and eats a lot of spiced boiled peanuts. "Wei Yan is not a foreigner, but a Shanghainese." Du Zhong has prejudice against Shanghainese.Du Zhong's prejudice against Shanghainese originated from an experience he had in Shanghai. Du Zhong went to Shanghai last summer to visit his cousin, who made a fortune in Malaysia, and thought of donating some money to Shanghai to name a bridge after him, so that thousands of cars pass by thousands of people every day, and he felt very arrogant.There will be no second Cultural Revolution, and his name will be there when the bridge is there. After his death, his descendants can often come to pay homage to him, remembering his great achievements and magnificence.All of this is much better than buying a cemetery in a town with poor mountains and bad waters but known as beautiful scenery.Du Zhong's uncle told Du Zhong that at first, the suggestion of government officials was to name a middle school after him, "Education rejuvenates the country!" the government official said.Just before he decided to agree, he was shrewd and called a shrewd importer from Shanghai.The shrewd Shanghainese complimented him on his patriotism for half an hour, then simply told him he had been scammed.The school to be named after him is famous in Shanghai for producing fools. If his name is used as the name of the school, he will be often chanted. "It's so fucking stupid." Cousin Du Zhong sighed in the Beijing dialect he learned from Du Zhong.Du Zhong took a taxi to the East Asia Regal Hotel where his cousin was staying. The driver of the car didn't think Du Zhong looked very dignified or obscene, and he was very unfamiliar with Shanghai, so he took him for several laps before arriving at Hengshan Road.Du Zhong felt that it was almost here, and he didn't want to see the driver of the car who wanted to be beaten, and shouted "Stop" loudly. The driver of the car got a chance and said disdainfully, "You country people think this is still your hometown. , you can stop wherever you want? This is Shanghai, don’t make any mistake.” Then he pulled Du Zhong for a long time before stopping.Du Zhong pushed open the car door and walked away.The driver of the car shouted "Pay!" Du Zhong said angrily, "We country people come from other places and never bring money when we go out." "The theme of the wedding night is good, it can be promoted, and let's talk about other people." Xin Mi is an atheist, and never thinks about Yin virtue, afterlife, or next year's luck. "Tell me about Fei Yan." Du Zhong proposed. "Qiu Shui, don't just keep silent and just drink and eat meat. If you continue like this, you will easily become a magnolia. Fortunately, you are still the president of the mouth. It's up to you." Xin said to me. "I didn't recruit you, so don't say anything about me." Hopu continued eating peanuts. "Fei Yan is really in my heart: obedient, white, clean, with smooth eyebrows, and a raised nose." I said. "You are the kind of love. Your heart is full of obstacles." Xin Ni disdainfully. "Qiu Shui and I feel the same way. Fei Yan is also my super big heart: obedient, white, clean, with smooth eyebrows and upturned nose." Wang Da echoed me. "Be good, white, clean, smooth eyebrows, nose upturned, these are superficial phenomena. Fei Yan is like the Forbidden City after liberation. The outer city is open to all working people; the three main halls, Treasure Hall, if you want to enter, you have to buy a separate ticket; East Palace, West Palace, boudoir, bedroom palace, you don’t even want to go in or out, don’t even think about anyone else. Wang Da, you want to be a rogue school doctor; Xin Mi, you want to be a medical representative ;Hopu, you want to be a crazy doctor; Qiushui, you don't know what you should be. Fei Yan wants to go abroad, going to Harvard, MIT, Princeton, Johns Hopkins, to get the Nobel Prize in Medicine and Physiological award." Huang Qi commented on Fei Yan, and I agree with Huang Qi's point of view. "Fei Yan has already started memorizing words and preparing for the GRE." Hopu said, feeling uneasy that he didn't start early enough. "Let's talk about Fei Yan's wedding night," Wang said with an itchy mouth, and began to write, "The new husband jumped up and down, rushed left and right, bumped forward and backward, and after ten minutes, it was over. Fei Yan's new husband felt good about himself and asked Fei Yan , Do you think it’s okay? Fei Yan looked at her husband in confusion, what did you say? What did you do just now? What did you do? I just memorized another 30 words. Yu Minhong’s GRE vocabulary book, I I have already memorized the nineteenth unit. In fact, the most difficult thing is not memorizing, but memorizing. Not only memorizing today, but also memorizing tomorrow, and I can remember it in the examination room. After memorizing, I need to use it flexibly, that is, Say, you can answer the question correctly." "One more." Hopu said, secretly poured himself a half glass of beer, and took a sip.Afraid that we would see it, he began to feed him. "Tell me about Gan Yan." Wang Da suggested. Gan Yan is definitely a character in our class.Gan Yan has a square figure, dignified expression, and speaks slowly. Looking from a distance, in ancient Chinese, it is "condensed like a broken mountain", and in modern Chinese, it is "like a white board in mahjong tiles".Gan Yan has been very powerful since she was very young, and she is the person with the best looks and posture in our class.We walked together in the ward, and the patients always regarded her as the teacher who led our group of Maotou medical students, and they all respectfully called Gan Yan "Professor Gan", so Xin Ni nicknamed Gan Yan "Professor intern".It is precisely because of Gan Yan that our class has some weight in front of younger juniors and juniors.Gan Yan is loved by all the male professors, we are all respectful and polite to Gan Yan, we are afraid that our maverick and nonsense will be heard by the male professors, and the graduation assignment will be difficult.In view of Gan Yan's majesty, Xin Ning nicknamed Gan Yan "Grandma". If Gan Yan said one day that she married a respected grandpa in the medical field, we would not be surprised at all. There is a disgusting joke about the death of the gatekeeper of a large institution, and a hasty memorial service was held. Mr. Li of the institution was surprised to find that the wives of many important leaders came to the memorial meeting place, all of them mourned. Absolutely, weeping hard.Mr. Li felt that Lao Wang must have strengths, and decided to find out, so he cut off Lao Wang's "strengths", put them in formalin, and brought them home.When Mrs. Li returned home and saw Lao Wang's "strength" soaked in formalin, she was distraught and wept uncontrollably. She asked Mr. Li: "Old Wang is dead? Who did it?" Xin Ni adapted an even more disgusting joke based on this disgusting joke, and replaced the protagonist with Gan Yan.One day, Gan Yan died suddenly, and the Medical University held a memorial service hastily, but the president of the Medical University, Li, found strangely that many well-known male professors came to the memorial meeting place, all of them were distraught and weeping.Principal Li felt that Gan Yan must have a good point, and decided to find out, so he cut off the "good point" of Gan Yan, put it in formalin, and took it home.Principal Li's husband came home from get off work and saw Gan Yan's "beauty" soaked in formalin. Immediately, he was distraught and broke down in tears. He asked Principal Li: "Xiao Gan died? Who did it?" Xin Ning After telling this story, I immediately regretted it.We said, this is the most vicious thing we have ever heard, have you ever thought about what fruit you will eat if Gan Yan finds out about this. "You will be chopped into pieces by a knife.", "You will be raped and then killed, and then raped and then killed." We frightened Xin Mi.At that time, Xin Ni suffered from cramps in her calves and collapsed on the bed. "Talking about Gan Yan's wedding night," I'm not afraid of being raped and then killed and then raped and then killed, and I started to write, "The new husband jumped up and down, left and right, hit back and forth, ten minutes later, it's over. Gan Yan's new husband Feeling good about herself, I asked Gan Yan, do you think it’s okay? Gan Yan’s winking eyes were like silk, and she said angrily: “I always said, you want to wear a condom, but you don’t want to. Now, you know the benefits of wearing a condom. Okay, Let us summarize that there are three main benefits of wearing a condom: first, it is safe; second, it is hygienic; and third, it can effectively prolong your sexual intercourse time.'” It was almost two o'clock in the morning, and our case of beer was basically finished. Except for Magnolia, everyone else seemed to be tall.We staggered out of the small restaurant with our arms, and the owner of the small restaurant warned us not to make too much noise when we left the small restaurant. After all, we are facing Chang'an Avenue, and there are police patrolling to check our ID cards. When we went out, there was a gust of cold wind, and we couldn't help shivering.Astragalus said that the wind and cold make people pee.We said that there is a public toilet not far away.Huang Qi said that it was too dark inside and the pit was too wide. An hour ago, when he was going to the toilet, he almost fell into it. Now, he was even less confident.I said, just find a wall, a tree root, or a car butt, and you can sprinkle it on it. Yes, find a car butt, find a big Ben, the one with a particularly sexy rear.As a result, Huang Qi really found a big Benz with a plump rear, with several eights on the license plate, which probably has more background than the up-and-coming chief of my first love.Huang Qi rushed forward, and we formed a semicircle behind him to shield him from the wind and sight.The spring night is bleak and the north wind is fierce. We are afraid that the astragalus glans head will be stiff.It was a long soak of urine, steaming hot steam, lingering around us.The urine splashed on the ground made a loud sound at two o'clock in the morning on a spring night, and it might reach Mentougou along Chang'an Avenue. When turning over the school gate, Magnolia officinalis who didn't drink much came in handy.Hopu hugged, shouldered, kicked, worked hard for more than ten minutes, and finally put all five of us big men in the school yard. Fatty Wang was paralyzed on the ground, flickering, earth-shaped skeletons, what a big pile.Hopu said that although we are drunk, we are still easier to manipulate than dead people. We also know how to cooperate, and the relevant muscles can be given strength at the right time; dead people never cooperate, so they are dead.Hopu spoke clearly and logically, as if he helped five dead people to climb over the gate of our school. We helped each other up the stairs. I think the stairs are made of cotton, with uneven heights and quite elastic when stepped on.The rats raised in the corridor were all awakened, and looked at us in a panic, thinking that there was nothing new, but these old bastards, so they ate supper, and the smell of rat food in the corridor became strong again.Our buildings are really tall. They were built when the People's Republic of China was first founded, and they were modeled after the Soviet Union. One floor is taller than the current two-story building.The elevator stopped a long time ago, Wang Da gasped and yelled, it's better in the United States, there are elevators 24 hours a day. Climbing to the sixth floor, I fell into the bed and fell asleep quickly.I don't know how long I've been asleep, but a loud noise woke me up.Turning on the light, I saw Eucommia slumped on the table with all four feet in the air, covered with melon seeds, and said with a smile, "I want to go to the toilet. I forgot that I was on the upper bunk, so I stepped down. Don't worry, I will It doesn’t hurt either, but the ankle is quite big, maybe it’s broken.” It’s not possible, Du Zhong’s ankle is swollen like a ball, it must be broken.I woke up from the wine all at once, and ran downstairs with Eucommia on my back.At four o'clock in the morning, the captain of the school guard must be sleeping like a dead pig, but I must wake him up and open the school gate for me.I want to send Du Zhong to the emergency room, even if I am the captain of the school guard, I have to wake him up.