Chapter 44 chapter 2

That night, the husband made an exception and came back early.Of course, the so-called "very early" is also compared with his usual home time.If compared with her and Ding Ding, he is still a stray cat who returns late. He walked into her room and threw a small cardboard box to her: "See if your sister is talking about this." She picked it up and saw that on the front of the box was a picture that could be called a "erotic palace", and on the back were instructions for use and a schematic diagram.She blushed when she saw it, and said angrily, "You really went to buy this thing?"

"Didn't you say that you can easily orgasm after using this?" She didn't remember whether she had said such a thing, but there was a little commotion in her body, and she pretended not to care and asked, "Did you buy it in a shopping mall?" "Where is it? There is no such thing in the shopping mall. I only knew where it was sold after hearing from a fellow villager in the shopping mall." "Did you run into a fellow at the mall?" "Ok." She thought the world was really too small, and she met people from Manjialing in the United States, so she couldn't help asking curiously: "What are you doing there?"

"Get a massage." She was even more surprised: "Massage in a shopping mall?" "Well, I also massaged one, it was very comfortable, you can try it when you are free, and help my fellow townspeople do business." The husband went into the bathroom, Ding Yi picked up the cardboard box and found that it had been unpacked, probably he had opened it. She took out a pink "artifact" from the cardboard box. The first half seemed to be made of silicone or other materials. Like a little finger on the back of the thumb.The second half is relatively hard, probably where the battery is installed, and there is a switch on it.She pushed the switch, and the first half started to move, shaking up and down, left and right, making her blush and heartbeat, she quickly closed it and put it into the cardboard box.

As soon as he had recovered his breath, the husband walked into the room, still only wearing a bath towel around his waist, but this time he closed the door obediently, staring at the cardboard box, and walked towards her. The atmosphere was a little awkward. She made a point of talking nonsense: "Didn't you say that you are the only one who went abroad in Manjialing? Why is there another one in the shopping center?" "I didn't say that it was from Manjialing." "Where is that from?" "Province E." It turns out that even the province is different from him, and I don't know how to get involved with the fellow.She joked: "If you say it like this, as long as you are Chinese, you are considered a fellow."

"Who said this?" "Didn't you say it yourself? You are not even the same province as that person. How can you be a fellow?" "Of course it's a fellow villager. Counting up to seven generations, we are the same ancestor." "How can the same ancestor be a fellow? Shouldn't they be relatives?" "You've been married a long time ago." She was surprised: "Is it a woman?" "Of course it's a woman. If it's a man, then it's not a fellow villager, but a relative." She didn't even bother to ask him why women are not considered relatives, and asked directly: "Where did you get the massage?"

"Massage your back." "How do you get a woman to give you a massage?" "It's her massage chair." She knows that the massage chair is like a sofa chair. There are fist-sized hard protrusions on the back of the chair. When a person leans on the back of the chair and presses the switch, those protrusions will rotate, which is considered a massage. She was a little embarrassed and said, "Why didn't you make it clear that it was a massage chair?" "I thought you knew." She analyzed: "I suspect that she is trying to coax you to get a massage, so she has a relationship with you as a fellow villager."

"She didn't even charge me for the massage." "Really? That's even more suspicious. Is it someone who has taken a fancy to you?" "Don't talk nonsense, she is a girl from Manjia, how could she fall in love with me?" "She is definitely not the daughter of your whole family." "Definitely is." "She won't lie?" "It's not in our family to lie." She knew that when it came to Manjia, his logic was in such a rut, and he couldn't wake up no matter what, so she didn't order it at all. He pulled off the bath towel, threw it aside, got into the quilt, and said confidently: "This time I will definitely have a son."

"Are you so sure?" "Didn't I buy an artifact?" "It doesn't necessarily have a son." "Didn't you say that as long as you conceive during orgasm, you can have a son?" "Where did I say 'only'? I said 'easy' to have a son." "I don't like to stick to words." He said as he opened the box, "Come on, try it." "At least wash it with soap?" He got up and got out of bed, wrapped the towel around him again, went to the bathroom, quickly folded back, wiped the thing with the towel and said: "Okay, it's clean."

He bowed his waist and fiddled with the thing, and finally touched the switch, and when he pushed it, the thing moved by itself, and he smiled happily: "Haha, that's great, it can move by itself, saving me a lot of effort." Seeing him watching the fun there, she was very shy, and urged him, "Why don't you lie down under the quilt quickly? What are you watching there?" That day, she had an easy orgasm, not so much due to the "foreign artifact" but because of the novelty. When she went to the toilet the next morning, she found that there was a little bleeding from the bottom, which was very rare, and it disappeared after wiping it with toilet paper twice.She was a little uneasy, but she put it aside because she was busy sending Ding Ding to school.

At night, when he wanted to use that thing again, she remembered the bleeding and refused to use it: "Forget it, let's not use it." "why?" "Don't hurt anyone." "How can this hurt people? Didn't you use it well yesterday?" "Looks like a little bleeding this morning." "Really? Why is that?" "I do not know either." "It seems that American things are not as good as our Manjialing's. You didn't bleed when you used our Manjialing's artifacts before." She stopped talking. Both of them stayed there, not knowing what to do next, as if their fighting power had been completely destroyed by the divine weapon, and they couldn't do it without the help of the divine weapon.

After staying for a while, it suddenly occurred to her that the bleeding might be a remnant of the last menstruation.She also had this phenomenon before, that is, when she ovulates, there is a lot of leucorrhea below, sometimes mixed with a little bloody discharge, it feels like the remnants of the last menstruation that did not flow cleanly, and now it flows out with the leucorrhea. As soon as she conjectured this, he immediately asked hopefully, "Is that all right?" "It shouldn't matter." So the "foreign artifact" was used again. In those few days, she has been busy with her resume, so as to send it to the conference before the deadline. It was the first time for her to write a resume to find a job. As soon as she picked up a pen, she realized that she was too bad. She didn't know what to write, so she emailed Lu Ping and asked for a resume for reference. But when she looked at Lu Ping's resume, she realized that she was even worse.Lu Ping's resume is really rich. There are a long list of published articles, and he has won some awards. He taught biology in China, and worked as a research assistant after going abroad, all of which are related work experience. As for her, she did not learn this when she was studying in China, and she has never done any work in this field. The column of "Relevant Work Experience" is completely blank, and the column of "Published Papers" is basically blank. There is only one paper, and her husband is the first. One author, because the arguments belong to the husband, and the funds belong to him; a Frenchman in the laboratory is the second author, because he did the work; she is the third author, because she helped them with the statistical analysis; she was followed by A large list of names was shared by all the staff in the laboratory. As a result, the word "Ding Yi" was completely overwhelmed by many names. She sent an e-mail to Lu Ping dejectedly: "I don't think I should go to that job fair, it's useless to go, I can't even write a resume..." Lu Ping quickly emailed her back: "It doesn't matter if you don't have a thesis, you can count all your term papers. Work experience, write all the projects you did in class. Some units originally recruit entry-level people. , They don’t care whether you have work experience or whether you have a thesis, they only care about whether you have that potential.” She doesn't quite believe Lu Ping's words, if people don't read work experience and papers, why do you write them in your resume? She called to discuss with her sister, told her about her worries, and said, "I think Lu Ping is mainly because he doesn't know how to drive, so he always wants to ask me to go with him." My sister said, "Don't worry about her motives, anyway, you can't miss this opportunity." "I feel that I am immature, have no work experience, and have no thesis." "Don't be afraid, students, how many of them have work experience? They are all just out of school, and they must have never worked." "But others have learned this before." "That's okay. Didn't you also make up the undergraduate courses? You have an advantage in English, and you have to deal with those experts in your job. If you don't have good English, you can't do it. But many people who learn your job are not. Americans, their English is not as good as yours. You can go to that job fair boldly, and I guarantee you will be popular." After listening to the wild advocacy of the two seniors, she finally mustered up a little courage, compiled a resume, and sent it to the conference. A few days later, her period came, and she knew she hadn't won the bid this time, so she couldn't help but feel dejected. The husband was even more frustrated: "What happened? Why didn't you get pregnant again?" She said angrily: "You ask me, who should I ask?" "Go to the hospital for a checkup." She was too lazy to talk to this unreasonable person. Anyway, both of them had to be checked, and if he didn't check, he would be knocked down. Now that the baby isn't conceived, it's time to start getting ready for the meeting.After she came to the United States, she rarely bought clothes, but bought some T-shirts and jeans, because the students here wear these. She dressed too formally by herself, so that others would laugh at her, but now she was going to attend an academic conference. To get a job, you have to look good. The school has special training classes, explaining how to write a resume, how to dress for an interview, and so on.She went to listen to it and was very inspired.This time the resume has been sent out and there is no way to change it, but according to the trainer, you can bring the revised resume to the meeting and hand it over to the interviewer. So she went to buy cloth-patterned printing paper according to the instructions of the training class, and modified her resume according to the format provided by the training class, especially the form, trying to make it as beautiful as possible to make up for the content Insufficient in the field, strive to attract the attention of recruiters, at least willing to look down. As for the clothing for the interview, the training class said that it is generally a dark suit, which can be matched with a suit skirt of the same texture and color, or trousers. If it is a skirt, it must be longer than the knees. White shirts are best, and other light colors are fine, but don't be flashy, don't show your chest, light makeup should be worn on the face, and the hairstyle should be simple and capable. She asked Lu Ping to go shopping for clothes together, and the two mothers went to a factory outlet center while their children were in school. Buying clothes with Lu Ping made her feel good, because no matter which set of clothes, Lu Ping didn't look as good as her. The neck is also very thick, it looks like a hunchback in any clothes, it looks bloated, and the calf is very thick, like two spindles. And although she has a small stomach and thick upper arms, her waist is still thin and her calves are not thick. The suit that pinches her waist is very suitable for her, covering her small belly and highlighting her triangular back and slender The waist and chest also look very straight, and wearing high heels is simply the best explanation for the term "strengthening strengths and avoiding weaknesses". She was afraid that Lu Ping would lose interest in buying clothes under the stark contrast between the two. If it was her, it would definitely be like this.But Lu Ping didn't seem to care about these, and he still tried on a suit with great interest, which moved her very much.When people grow up like this and live so happily, she has no reason to give up on herself. That day she bought a total of two suits, one black and one navy blue; two shirts, one white and one light striped, because she had to stay in the meeting for two days and couldn't keep wearing the same suit .She chooses cheaper ones, because this kind of clothes can only be worn for interviews, and they are not used in other occasions at all. If you buy something too good, it will be wasted. However, even if I bought the cheap ones, it cost a few hundred dollars, plus leather shoes, bags, suitcases and so on, it cost almost a thousand dollars. She guiltyally hid all the things she bought in the closet in her bedroom and did not report to her husband.She knew that as long as she didn't mention it, her husband would never notice that she spent such a large sum of money all at once.At that time, he will bring these things to the conference to wear, and hang them in the closet when he comes back, and he will never notice them in his life. It seems that marrying a husband who doesn't care about his wife's clothing is also beneficial.