Chapter 2 Section 1

Lei Li is probably the most boring person in the entire Seventh Fleet. Tonight was another long time that kept him in a daze all night. "..." Lei Li looked at the upper bunk that was shaking faintly, propped his head with crossed hands, and yawned. Hey, Jojo, who slept on it, is masturbating again. Really boring, Lei Li yawned again. "Hey, don't keep yawning, don't you know that yawning is contagious?" Braque, who was sitting on the opposite bed and reading comics, gave Lei Li a look.Braque, who always sticks to the comics, is a standard Daredevil fan. "...I'm so sorry." Lei Li looked at Braque and yawned again.

Braque grabbed a copy of the X-men series of comics from the pillow, threw it on Lei Li's face, and said, "It's so boring, you can even flip through it, don't just sit around and do nothing." "Come on, I know I don't read this kind of stuff." Lei Li threw the manga back. "Try it, and feel like you were in the first handjob." Braque threw the comic over again. "Forgive me." Lei Li threw the manga at his feet. It is really difficult to serve on a warship without docking. Anyway, the entire large dormitory that accommodates hundreds of people is full of stinky men. Most of the comrades who have just finished a day of military exercises don’t even bother to wear close-fitting white T-shirts. Comics that have been flipped through long ago, romantic novels that are full of words, and pornographic magazines that are two months out of date.

Lei Li has no way to join these casual entertainments that are easy to spend time, and the only pornographic magazine he "understands" has to wait in line for a long time, because everyone has needs in this regard—— Need, on the warship is a kind of tacit understanding of helping each other in times of trouble, no one will use this matter to ridicule another person. Since he was a child, Lei Li felt that there are too many things in this world that are very, very absurd, too absurd to understand. Let's talk about the movie first. It's just George Lucas's Star Wars series, or the Lord of the Rings series adapted from Tolkien's classic novels, or JK Rowling's Harry Potter series, Lei Li can't understand it.

Really, totally incomprehensible. "Wait a minute, when did that Star Wars history take place? What? Not real history? The story takes place in some distant galaxy? Wait, is there really that galaxy? If there is, why doesn't it communicate with Earth? Isn't Earth in the Cosmic Federation?" "It's fine for dwarves, but if there are elves in this world, why haven't we found any fossils of elves? Also, why did that tree talk? Middle-earth... Was it the former Europe or where? I Why haven't you read the history of Middle-earth?" "How could there be magic in this world? That would violate the principle of mass conservation! And that broom, it lacks any kind of physical conditions to make it fly—and it can carry people at high speed?"

Lei Li is always confused, and his confusion often makes people who watch movies together very angry. Let's talk about the most serious cartoon. "Mickey Mouse? How does it look like a mouse? Even if it is a mouse, it is impossible for a mouse to talk!" "My God, when will cars be able to talk? There is no basis at all." "What devil fruit? There is no such fruit in this world. Why do you have to break it out? If children clamor for their mother to go to the supermarket to buy devil fruits, wouldn't it be very troublesome for adults? Besides, the human body cannot be turned into sand no matter what. Right? It’s impossible to turn into a flame, right? Even if it can suddenly turn into sand or flames, it’s impossible to turn back into a normal body afterwards!”

Lei Li can't accept things that cannot exist in this world, or that lack evidence. Lei Li couldn't even understand the rhetorical meaning of the particularly exaggerated descriptions in common words. For example, "A Fierce Woman" - No matter how passionate you are, there is no way to really burn it, right? "I'm going to kick you hard to the moon!" You don't need to do research to know that this attack is beyond the reach of human feet. Since everyone knows it's impossible, why do you threaten others with something that can't be done? Woolen cloth?Isn't this a bluff?

"I'll know you even if you're in ashes" - Can anyone really identify the ashes of a loved one? Not to mention the collection of poems, Lei Li just read the novel for a long time and was stuck and stuck, unable to advance the plot smoothly, and even reading prose became a problem, not to mention Andersen's fairy tales, Aesop's fables, Grimm's fairy tales, as long as the animals Talk—unless it's a parrot, Lei Li will be in serious trouble. Of course, Lei Li is an amystic, an anti-rhetoricist, and even an atheist.When he was a child, Lei Li would argue with his teacher in Sunday school class that "Moses divided the Red Sea into two halves is a bluff" for half an hour, but he was expelled from the classroom by the annoyed teacher, and the white-eyed Lei Li was still stupid to understand his mistake. Where.

Having said all of this, if you think Leili is a difficult, cynical positivist, then you are misunderstood.In fact, Lei Li is a very easy-going person, but in this "creative" world, Lei Li is very depressed, and it is difficult to talk to others. Also because of this "significant defect", Lei Li always got the lowest score in the whole company in the computer simulated combat training courses that did not require flying, and it was probably the lowest score in the history of quasi-pilot training.The reason is obvious, Lei Li doesn't understand why those enemy planes made with animation need to be shot down, and they still use the non-existent "missile animation" to shoot down!

"Lei Li, your score has been so low, it's hard for me to let you stay in the fighter squadron." "Then what should I do? I can only fly fighter jets!" "Perhaps you should be transferred to an easier squadron, such as a bomber squadron?" "Coach, flying a fighter jet is the way for me to serve my country!" Fortunately, during a routine reconnaissance mission to guard the sky over the Persian Gulf, a certain official pilot was unable to perform the mission for some reason, and Lei Li had the opportunity to be a substitute.During that flight mission, he encountered a special situation. Calm and resolute, he performed very well, and accurately shot down the invisible spy plane in the imperial test.Otherwise, Lei Li is still just an eternal fighter pilot.

Leili is proud to be the flight officer of the most advanced F22 Raptor fighter jet in the United States.