"Text/Unpoetic Knife Boss" Hello everyone, good morning, good afternoon, and good night. First of all, I want to say sorry, this issue of Legend of Life Hunter has been delayed for a long time, mainly not because there is no inspiration or lack of planning, but because the "preface" you are reading has been rejected.It has been rejected all the time. How should I say it? I know that everyone looks forward to the prefaces in front of the life hunter every time, and some people even buy books to collect the pile of prefaces, and some people take the life hunter to school to read, and keep knocking on the heads of the students next door with books and yelling: "I'm not telling you to read the life hunter, I'm telling you to read the preface! Read the preface!" Some people secretly tore up the preface in the bookstore and took it home, while the remaining disabled life hunters continued to put them back on the shelves (see In the Gaia warehouse, the hundreds of torn-off defective products are returned...)

Seriously, even I'm looking forward to it - because every time it's time to write the preface, it means I've finished writing a new episode. Since we are all looking forward to it, the preface this time should naturally be well written. It is said that after the completion of Life Hunter Twelve, I will be going to be a soldier one day. I have been writing a newspaper column for a long time. When I was waiting to watch the sunrise on the balcony with my toothbrush in my mouth, I suddenly had an unprecedented novelty. feel. I have been writing for seven years. I dare not say that I hit the keyboard every day, but if I think about it carefully, I can say that there are always five days a week when I am climbing the grid.Now that I am going to serve in the army, it is tantamount to being forced to suspend writing novels by the state, which kindly forces me to take a break.

Thinking about it, I suddenly had the urge to write something sad.Without hesitation, I turned back to the computer and wrote 3,000 words in an eloquent manner. The content was probably a portrayal of my mood when I was about to serve in the army, and my writing plan for imagining how to sneak around in the cracks in the next year and a half.After I was done, I happily ran to the alley to have breakfast. When I picked up the chocolate toast and was about to bite, I realized that I still had a toothbrush in my mouth. But something unfortunate happened. After breakfast, I emailed the preface to Gaia's responsible editor, and within an hour, the editor called me and asked me to go online immediately to start a video chat to discuss the preface.

"Mr. Jiu, readers won't accept your writing like this." The editor sternly explained from the other end of the screen. "Won't accept it?" I was dumbfounded. To be honest, even when no one bought my book before, I didn't have the experience of being rejected. Now that I have written a 3,000-word preface seriously, how could I be... "It should be said that readers will not be interested at all." The editor pressed the print button and printed out the sequence I just wrote and held it in his hand. "Damn, I believe that my readers will be very interested in how I planned my writing when I was a soldier! And I also wrote my views on being a soldier in the preface, which is very passionate. In fact I wrote that my eyes sprayed..." I was so excited that my face was almost attached to the video ball.

"I'm not interested." The editor coldly tore up the newly printed manuscript. I was dumbfounded. No matter how much you don't like my preface, there is no need to print out the preface, just to tear it up in front of me. Suddenly, I feel very ominous. This new responsible editor, shouldn't he hate me soon? "Then I'll rewrite it. I think female readers are not interested in being a soldier." I endured. "Write quickly." The editor folded the manuscript that had been torn in half, and then folded it in half again. Then tear it up again. After a few days, the book sequence is still difficult to move.

Just when I wanted to copy the preface of the first episode of Life Hunter (anyway, everyone forgot what the preface of the first episode was about), I went to the bookcase to draw a book, and looked at the row of mighty hunters on the cabinet. The legend of the life master, there is a kind of "Oh my god, I am so impatient, how can I persist in writing the life hunter for more than two years?" I hugged the bookcase and knelt down convulsively and tremblingly. After a few minutes of fake crying, I happily wrote an article talking about the creative philosophy of the life hunter, and the growth that this long work gave me after buying the twelfth book, regardless of the most basic endurance of writing , or field of vision and height, have given me a lot.I also hope to give readers a lot.

Boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom. "what?" "Ah what? Readers are not interested in your creative ideas." The editor emphasized: "No, interest, interest." "How is that possible?" I jumped up. "Mr. Jiu, do you know what is the biggest characteristic of your preface?" "Wonderful!" I said without hesitation. "Wrong! It's scribbling!" The editor slapped the table hard, causing the screen to jump wildly. "Scrawl?" I was dumbfounded. "That's right, it's just irresponsible scribbling, bluffing, arrogance, nonsense, nonsense, and no point."

"I don't agree, like the preface of the last eleventh episode of Life Hunter, "The Battle with Bisji", it is a real thing that happened, and it can be written so funny that it doesn't need to be fooled!" I quoted In the previous example, I argued with reason: "So the key is sincerity and skill. I am very sincere! Of course the skill is super strong!" "That article about Bisji, whether it's true or not, readers think you're bluffing." The editor glanced at me disdainfully: "Because that article looks like a bluff." "It's so unfair! It's obviously true! I fought with Bisji for a long time and tried my best not to lose my head, but the readers thought it was a bluff... Xuete! I can't accept it! I don't accept it! From now on At the beginning, I want to write the preface with the most sincere and humble heart! To reverse the situation, start from this one!” I hugged my head and yelled: “Listen, listen carefully, I just want to talk about my creative life hunting Master's experience! I just want to write the author's preface that makes people's scalp tingle! I don't want to be fooled! I don't want to lie!"

The editor coldly pressed the print button and printed my sequence again. "If you don't write the preface indiscriminately, you won't pass the manuscript." The editor was expressionless, tearing up my hard-written preface in slow motion: "If you don't pass the manuscript, you won't publish the book. Without books, there will be no royalties." I was immediately in awe when I heard there were no royalties. "Yes, I just thought about it quickly in the flashback. That's right, life is just a big deception, haha, things like prefaces are naturally to be bluffed." I gave a thumbs up , smiled: "Please give me a little more time, I will definitely scribble well."

The editor was expressionless, and folded the preface that had just been torn in half, folded it in half, folded it in half, and folded it in half again. Then tear it up again. "I'll give you an hour." The editor sprinkled shredded paper on the screen. Yes, that's the way it is. Looking at my watch, I only have one minute left to scribble, and the time is just right. After a quick read, the preface was really featureless and messy. I hope I can pass the test smoothly. That's it, goodbye everyone, I'm going to Comedy Country!This episode of Life Hunter has to be watched for at least three full months, so watch it slowly, slowly... and slowly...