Chapter 13 Thirteen, strategies

It was true that Jarry was not a well-read man.Unlike Chen Yingda, who read hundreds of books, like a bookcase, no matter which book Jiali talked about, he could pick up the words and develop them without interruption.Chen Yingda is a genius, and Jia Li is not stupid enough to compete with geniuses.But apart from Chen Yingda, compared to those classmates who only hold textbooks and don't even look through newspapers all day, Jia Li is of course very outstanding. From time to time, Jarry wasted no time in showing himself to be different from the ordinary students, and of course sometimes it took a trick.

One day, several girls were discussing an interesting math problem, and they were arguing about each other. Jia Li walked over calmly.Those girls rushed up to ask for advice, and Jia Li gave the answer on the spot, and the accuracy rate was 100%. "Oh, Jarry is amazing!", their eyes were full of admiration. If you don't behave at this time, you will be a big fool.Jia Li took the book, opened it to look at the publishing unit of the book, and said loudly: "This book should be thrown out. I have to write a letter to the editor and suggest that they publish more difficult questions next time!"

There was no sound around.Jia Li was applauding the effect he had created, but unexpectedly, scattered applause came from behind, which seemed a little booing when he heard it. Jia Li turned around and saw that it was Chen Yingda. "Jia Li, it's really you!" Chen Yingda smiled, but it was more creepy than that menacing look, "Didn't you do all the questions in that book twice last time? I'll help you with two of them. analysis!" "Really? I can't remember. There have been a lot of things these days!" Jarry could only change the subject quickly, "Hey, let me tell you some news. There is a millionaire who has a rich lady. Then The lady has everything you need, but she has a kleptomania and often goes to the supermarket to steal things. My father thought of a plan to prevent scandals. Hey, can you guess?"

Those girls shook their heads again and again.One of them, Wang Xiaoming, has the same name as Jia Li's acquaintance, Wang Xiaoming, who loves to submit essays, but her writing style is completely different. Her writing is often super short, a few sentences, about fifty.She was the kind of person who fell down after writing a few sentences, but she was more economical when speaking. She replied: "Hit her!" "No, no!" Jarry replied, "if you can't answer, I'll have to publish the answer." The scary Chen Yingda suddenly said: "Let me answer, the plan is to hire someone to follow the young lady, she steals at one end, and settles the bill at the other end."

"Chen Yingda is brilliant!" "Excellent! This strategy is excellent!" Chen Yingda received great praise but was still not satisfied, saying: "This social news was published in the second issue of "Sentiment", I just flipped through that magazine. Oh, this magazine is actually not very interesting, and the knowledge is very poor. You can't give people real talents!" Jerry had to bow down with resentment, even though his goal was to be the best boy in the class. Chen Yingda, a great talent, is like a piece of gold in school, held in the hands of teachers, so he is somewhat arrogant.For example, he once commented that Jia Li and Lu Zhisheng were not well-behaved people. together.In that way, some derogatory connotations were added to the words.Maybe only rough people can speak straight to the point, but those who think they are great prefer to hide the words in their words and only reveal a little clue.

However, Chen Yingda does have the capital to be arrogant. He is proficient in astronomy and geography, and often makes some profound arguments. He squatted there and studied for a long time, and finally said: "This is really a precise structure. Even a great architect would be dazed when faced with the creation of bees." In addition, he is also extremely experienced in human manner.When his family treats guests, it is said that he can accompany a table of strange guests to eat and chat with everyone, which is really admirable. However, Jia Li never expected that Chen Yingda would be in trouble.

Chen Yingda is a person who cherishes time very much. Every day at noon, after he has a quick meal, he always goes around a few nearby bookstores.Today, he went non-stop again.Unexpectedly, when he came back, his face was flushed, the red was a bit like pig liver, and it was purple, and his hair was unkempt, like a little old man. "It's unreasonable!" He sat there, panting, as if he had an engine in his stomach. During class questioning, the purplish red on Chen Yingda's face became lighter, and he stopped panting, but he was still very angry. Jia Li had never seen him so angry, so he asked, "Did you get robbed? "

"It's worse than this!" He, who has been a man of more than ten years, secretly cursed "Damn" for the first time! Lu Zhisheng had already heard the news, and said: "Whoever dares to provoke you, we will go and settle accounts with him!" It turned out that Chen Yingda went to an open-shelf bookstore today, and happened to find a book introducing ancient weapons. He has always been very interested in making weapons, so he read it on the spot as if he had found a treasure.As I was reading, I realized that the time was wrong, so I ran outside. As soon as I stepped out of the door, I woke up from those spears and daggers, so I went back to try to pay, but as soon as I showed up, I was arrested by the pickets maintaining order.

"He said I was Kong Yiji..." Chen Yingda's face was full of pain, as if he had reached the end of the world, "Isn't this a curse on me? I'm not so stupid even if I'm a thief, and I'll turn back and throw myself into a trap!" "Why don't you judge him?" said Jarry. "You've always had a good eloquence!" Chen Yingda sighed, his face turned yellow: "A scholar met Bing, and he couldn't explain why. He asked me to pay for the book and withheld my student ID card!" "I think you're a thief!" Jarry yelled angrily. "Let me think of a way to deal with him!"

"That's great!" Chen Yingda said, "If I can get my student ID back, I really want to thank you." Lu Zhisheng hastily pushed Jia Li away, pointed at Chen Yingda and said, "Be more specific. If you want your student ID back, what price will you pay?" Chen Yingda thought for a while and said, "How about having dinner together, there is a small western restaurant next to the bookstore!" In fact, Jia Li didn't care about these things, he was just complaining about Chen Yingda: that picket must be a person who doesn't read newspapers very much. The newspapers said that geniuses accounted for only two ten thousandths of ordinary people and should be protected.But this picket treated my dear genius Chen Yingda so rudely in the same way as a petty thief.

Jarry spent a class time making suggestions, this class, he was like a wooden man, he didn't interrupt, he didn't do petty tricks, he didn't even smile, because many effective methods on campus are often worthless outside the school gate It is no small matter to ask the picket who has studied in Kong Yiji to return Chen Yingda's student card.It wasn't until school was over that he vaguely figured out some ways. "Let's go!" Chen Yingda said eagerly, "Why should I spend the night in his hands with my student ID card!" "Discuss and discuss, how can you scold him to make him surrender?" Lu Zhisheng came up with a bad idea, "or, put the gas on his bicycle and hide the bicycle as an exchange." "It's not legal to do that," Chen Yingda said. "It's like showing that we're scoundrels!" Lu Zhisheng was not convinced: "This is called fighting poison with poison! Even if it is spread out, there are problems in both aspects!" Jia Li said: "Stop arguing, I have a wonderful idea, which is divided into two steps. The first step is to let the picket admit that he made a mistake." "Unless you have a real gun, point it at the man's waist-eye," Lu Zhisheng said, like a guerrilla holding a gun to capture the enemy. "It sounds a little whimsical." Chen Yingda was not very enthusiastic. "Just follow my lead," said Jarry. Walking to the door of that bookstore, Chen Yingda stopped, refusing to go in, saying that it would bring back painful memories for him, that man, he is a shameless person.Jerry had to take the stage with his only assistant. On this day, there were many customers in the bookstore.These days, there are so many people who love books, and Jia Li really wants to exchange mailing addresses with these promising people.It's just that the bookstore doesn't have a lot of space, and the rows of bookshelves are crowded with people, and the air is not enough, making it a bit stuffy.They soon saw that the picket with the red armband was an old man with sharp eyes, for his business was to look around. Jia Li and Lu Zhisheng walked to the bookshelf not far from the picket.Jarry quietly took out a book from his trouser pocket and put it on the shelf without anyone noticing it. This was the bait he brought.After a while, when the picket looked this way, he took the book exaggeratedly, stuffed it under the tuck, and strode out.He thought that he would be grabbed by the neck within a few steps, but he kept walking out of the gate, but the old man still didn't follow. It turned out that he was paying attention to other places. "You want him to be fooled?" Lu Zhisheng followed, "He has supernatural powers!" He suffered a disastrous defeat in his first appearance, Jia Li was a little discouraged, but thinking about it, it must be because he looked upright that he was not suspected by others, so he found some comfort. He looked at Lu Zhisheng and said, "Go and try." try." "Why bother!" Lu Zhisheng said, "Let's hide his bicycle!" "No, you look a bit like a petty and cheap person, you will definitely be fooled if you go to him." Lu Zhisheng was furious and said, "I'll try it. If he doesn't doubt me, it will prove that your arguments are all nonsense. You have to apologize to me!" The unlucky Lu Zhisheng did what Jia Li had done just now. He hoped to hide it from the pickets, so he behaved absolutely furtively, exactly like a real Kong Yiji—fortunately he could figure it out. The act of stuffing the book into the armhole proved that he was somewhat creative. Lu Zhisheng smuggled away the book, and walked out swaggeringly. He was about to have a verbal battle with Jia Li with his chest up, when he heard a loud shout from behind: "Catch him!"Lu Zhisheng had never experienced such a scene before, he was almost paralyzed with fright, while struggling, he staggered and wiped his mouth and nose on the ground, making him ten times more embarrassed than Jia Li expected. "Okay, there is another Kong Yiji, are the books in the bookstore so easy to get!" said the picket. "Stop slandering good people!" said Jarry. "Who stole your books?" Lu Zhisheng's soul, which had been scared out of his body, came back again, yelling, "What are you doing? You misread the person!" The picket smiled calmly, and said: "There is no evidence for what you say, I will never mistake you for stuffing the book in the armhole, right? Please take it out, Kong Yiji!" When Lu Zhisheng took out a book from his armband, the picket changed his face when he saw it: it was the magazine "Sex" and the school library's big red seal was stamped on the cover. "This...is a misunderstanding!" The picket kept wiping off his sweat, his old face showing some slight redness, "What's going on? This is the first time I have encountered such a thing, how strange!" "This is at least the second time you've made this mistake," said Jarry. "One of our classmates has been wronged!" At this moment, Chen Yingda showed his face and said, "Give me back your student ID card, and we will leave immediately!" The old man grinned and hesitated for a while before returning the student ID card. He said, "I understand, and I admire you -- there are many ways!" Jerry was very proud, a little flustered -- it was still a new feeling to be admired by an old man.Unexpectedly, when they were about to go out, the old man shouted at them: "You are so bad at such a young age, what's so bad about not being educated? I will remember your school and class!" The three of them left in despair.After leaving the door, Lu Zhisheng asked wistfully, "Will he really go to school?" Chen Yingda said: "Hearing the tone, he will definitely go. However, your methods are too extreme, I don't appreciate it!" Jerry said nothing.The future is uncertain, what's the use of worrying now?Anyway, he is the mastermind, and if he is reported to the school, he will be the worst offender.Chen Yingda has always been very protective of his image, he has a goal: he said he wants to keep his life clean, probably his father said so.Therefore, when passing by a western food restaurant, he remembered his promise.The three of them went in, each ordered a bowl of thick soup and a piece of red sausage bread, and Huluhulu ate everything upside down.When paying the bill, Chen Yingda moved very slowly as if waiting for something.After the waiter took Chen Yingda's money, he asked the two of them again: "Where are your two shares? He paid his own share!" Lu Zhisheng gave Chen Yingda a blank look, and finally said nothing, because Chen Yingda really just said: "Let's have dinner together". It seems that when he talks about the price with Chen Yingda in the future, he will have to draw up a detailed contract. Fortunately, Jia Li took the money his father gave him to buy sneakers, so he didn't cause another scandal in the western restaurant.