Chapter 12 12. Stuttering patients

In the second semester of junior high school, teacher Zha, the class teacher, arranged Alan in the seat next to Jiali.Allen's real name is not Allen, but Liu Geshi. At first glance, he sounds like a great man.His name was Allen because he was the first in the class to wear Bausch & Lomb contact lenses.Liu Geshi didn't like that authentic name very much. When he pronounced the word "Ge" in the middle when he reported his name, he always couldn't pass it, as if there was a stumbling stone under his tongue.Instead, he often referred to himself as Allen, because the new name was catchy.

Aaron is serious, and although his clothes are expensive, they are all in the gray tone of severe winter, such as that jacket, which is made in Korea, but it is dark and has no luster at all. But when no one talks to him, it makes him uncomfortable. "Aaron, you always listen to me and listen to my thoughts, but don't tell me yours. Isn't that taking advantage of me?" Jarry said. Allen smiled kindly and made a powerful gesture, which meant: You bastard! "Ah Lun, I heard that there is a folk remedy for stuttering. Hurry up and get some food to cure it, otherwise I will suffocate to death!"

"Eat, eat, eat," Aaron said, pretending to be silly, "what? Me, I'm fine!" Alan is the kind of honest boy. Everyone knows that he has a stutter, but he still refuses to admit it as if he is keeping a secret.When there were many people, he refused to speak.Jarry often encouraged him to speak, for example, in a provocative way. "Hey, Aaron, I heard that the medicine for stuttering contains live epilepsy toads and fleas from mice. Is it those medicines?" "Huh, what nonsense?" Allen said angrily. "Ah Lun, I heard that you were kidnapped and sold to the countryside to do hard labor when you were in elementary school. This stuttering disease was contracted at that time."

Allen blinked and swung his arms: "Fake, it's shameful to spread rumors." Although Jia Li received a lot of scolding, he felt a sense of nobility in his heart. He wanted to gradually train Allen to talk more. After a long time of practice, some miracle might happen.Allen can speak coherently, and Jarry can become a master in training stuttering patients. Of course, he dare not break the world record by making a name for himself; more importantly, sometimes being idle, being scolded by others is better than being silent Be happier. "Ah Lun, people say that if you sit at the gate on a rainy day and send someone to kick you three times, your stuttering will be relieved!"

Allen didn't make a sound, and drew a cartoon with a pencil rustling. The picture was a clown, and the side was written: surname Jia Mingli.This guy is a bit smart.Jia Li is a person who loves talents, so he doesn't care about being ridiculed. On the contrary, he really wants to write an appreciation guide for this cartoon. However, some people who are usually gentle like rabbits sometimes turn into beasts when they get angry.Allen is like this, he is lifeless without a fuse, an ammunition-like character who explodes as soon as there is an index. That day, too, deserved to be unlucky for Jerry.He and Allen are on duty on Monday.Early on, Jia Li went out on his bike. Unlike Lu Zhisheng, he rode like he was performing acrobatics. The effect of the motorcycle, pay attention to a fast word, all the way, just listen to the wind whistling in the ears, and some timid girls screaming, this is the real strength!On this day, he was riding fast as usual, when he suddenly caught a glimpse of a large pile of broken glass on the ground, and wanted to stop, but the bicycle, which was speeding like a motorcycle, whizzed away by inertia, and only heard some unpleasant noises from under the tires. Then the tire was flat, like an empty crumpled bag.

Jarry was in a hurry to find a garage.God bless, there is an individual car shop across the street. Just as he was about to carry his car there, the owner of the shop happened to stretch his neck and look around. There seemed to be something meaningful hidden in his eyes.Jia Li suddenly realized: Oops, the shop owner will look down on him and think that Jia is a person who only cares about himself!So he stings back a few steps and kicks all the broken glass to the side of the road with his feet. However, when Jia Li hurried to the garage with the car on his shoulders, the shopkeeper's eyes hung high, and he asked slowly, "Is your surname Lei?"

"No, no, my name is Jia." "Oh, it's not a real Lei Feng, it's a fake Lei Feng who meddles in other people's business!" Jia Li was stunned -- the world was turned upside down, how could he be ridiculed for doing something good!Of course the car didn't want to be repaired in such a dark place, and Jarry carried it for a whole stop, imagining that he was carrying a machine gun along the way. When Jarry rushed into the classroom angrily, Allen had already finished sweeping the floor and was preparing to wipe the table with a basin of clean water.Jia Li ran to the table, slammed it hard on the table, and said, "That's unreasonable!"

"Ah, ah, ah, crazy!" said Allen, "bluff, bluff!" "Well, well, good people don't do things like that!" said Jarry. "Idiots are wolf-hearted!" Allen nodded to himself and said, "You, are you scolding me?" "You stupid--" Jerry said.He actually omitted the following sentence: I don't have time to scold you yet! Allen's face turned blue, and it became very coordinated with the Korean armor, "You, you, you repeat it again, repeat it!" "You stupid idiot, I..." As soon as Jia Li finished speaking, he felt a chill on his face, and immediately afterwards, he felt water dripping from his head and face. Anyway, the problem was very serious.It turned out that it was Allen who poured the basin of water over.He was so rude that Jarry would have to fight him, even at the risk of his life.The two of them wrestled together. Of course, there was no time to declare war like a samurai duel, and they didn't discuss which style of play was a foul. In short, they fought a few rounds in a hurry. A piece of it was broken, and it was peeled off like a peach; Allen was even worse, a piece of Bausch & Lomb fell to the ground, and he fumbled with his hands.

"A truce!" Lu Zhisheng arrived, "Stop! Let's stop here this time, and start over next time!" He is rushing to be an angel of peace!What was the use of his shouting if the warring parties did not want a truce?But he turned a blind eye to this, saying to everyone he met: "I turned the tide and stopped a fierce fight!" As if he was an important person in the United Nations! In fact, the war has subsided, the two have already fought each other, and all their anger has been released, and there is no new way to fight again. Besides, the reasons for fighting are somewhat trivial.However, Mr. Qi, the acting class teacher, just didn't know this principle, and almost provoked new friction.

Mr. Qi is an English teacher, a good-looking talent, and his spoken English is excellent. Some people say that his English is more standardized than Bush's. Of course, this is just one of dozens of sayings.It is also said that he lives in a foreign style, eating at least three bottles of yogurt a day, and his staple food is limited to bread and cakes.In short, he is a teacher with many legends, very prominent.This time, the script written by teacher Cha, the teacher in charge, was acted out during the school celebration, and it turned out to be famous. The film studio asked him to write the script for the movie, so Teacher Qi went into battle temporarily!

"It's the 1990s!" Teacher Qi called them to the office, without asking any indiscriminate, violent training, "Such a primitive and barbaric method is used! Fighting? Could there be no better way than fighting? " Who is so angry that he still cares about finding a way?Unless it's wily people jerry thought, for example, my lord, they're all about talking, or playing tricks behind their backs! "We are a country with an ancient civilization, with a history of thousands of years of civilization... What a joke!" In short, every sentence of Teacher Qi is the truth, but the scope is very large, and there is a feeling that there is nothing to be gained.Moreover, putting the two of them under the background of thousands of years seems to have inadvertently lifted them up, which is a bit funny, like shooting mosquitoes with anti-aircraft guns, which is very extravagant. After Mr. Qi's theory was explained, stars appeared outside.When the two of them went out, they looked at each other eye to eye, and couldn't help feeling a little angry again: It's really bad luck to have been trained for so long, and I really want to beat them again to release my anger. Lu Zhisheng arrived right at this time without losing the opportunity.He is a well-known troublemaker, and he likes to do some quiet things, such as throwing an empty wine bottle into a certain window along the street, or catching a bug and stuffing it into a girl's desk.Sometimes, he also likes to spread some rumors, such as the big explosion of sunspots in 1999, but it has always only caused small troubles and did not constitute a major event. "Ha, I know you're still going to have a boxing match, come on, come with me, there's a place for you to fight!" Lu Zhisheng led them to the parking shed, which was a flat open space.Lu Zhisheng said as if he had completed a historical task: "Okay, if you want to fight, you can do it here. It's very lonely here. Except for this referee, there are no onlookers!" His demeanor is exactly like an arms dealer! They each took a step forward, very close to each other, Jarry could feel the hot breath of the other, and trembling slightly, he couldn't help asking a question that a nurse should be sensitive: Is he having a fever?With this thought in mind, he couldn't squeeze his fist tightly. "Start now!" Lu Zhisheng said in a solemn tone like a court session, "Do you want a truce? Like a bear!" "You, you curse!" Allen said angrily, "I, I will fight you!" "This...I..." Lu Zhisheng stuttered anxiously, "World wars all over the world have their own conventions, and they cannot attack neutral countries." Jarry put his hands down and said, "I've tasted everything, and now I want to taste what it's like to be a bear!" Lu Zhisheng turned pale all of a sudden, and Lalajari said: "My friend, if I hadn't been there, the current ending would not have happened. If I came, he wouldn't dare to mess with you!" This Lu Zhisheng, at the critical moment, put gold on his face without fear! When Jarry went to push the cart and saw the flat tire again, he couldn't help but get angry again and his hair stood on end: "Damn it!" Allen was also a cyclist, and when he saw Jerry's car, he slapped his own car hard--God, his car was also a flat tire with shiny glass shards on it. They carried the car back, passed by the place where the accident occurred, and found that the shards of glass had disappeared, and a large group of people gathered in front of the shop, some of whom seemed to be wearing red armbands, accusing the shop owner of defrauding passers-by for money. Jia Li thought to himself: That guy is no different from a thief, just pretend he had a fight with that villain just now, and he suffered a little injury, but he felt better.Thinking about it this way, the pain in my knees was greatly reduced immediately.Jarry found that Allen was also looking at him quietly, and he didn't know whether he had guessed his thoughts or he was also very talented to come up with such a mental victory method. There are fifty people in a class, and there are fifty mouths. In this way, there are at least fifty kinds of sayings——Lu Zhisheng has two versions of what he said alone, and Lu Zhisheng praised his good friend Jia Li for a long time Gao, said that he knocked Allen back three steps with one punch; seeing that others didn't believe him, he added that Jia Li was a master of lightness kung fu and had also worshiped the master of Hexiangzhuang. When he felt that Jia Li was a bit domineering, he turned the tide and said that Allen was extremely powerful, and he usually only ate chili peppers and beat people for entertainment. Both of these statements embarrass Jarry.And the whole class, especially the girls, all sided with Alan, maybe because Alan had a high fever for two days after the war, maybe it was because of other things.What's especially bad is that this matter has also reached the ears of Allen's father in a roundabout way. Jia Li had long heard that Allen's father was a cadre, anyway, he was one of the huge white-collar class. He didn't expect that he would have a relationship with the father of a classmate. About a week after the fight, Jerry was told that someone was looking for him in the reception room.He didn't know which person with free time would come to him at this time.When I ran to have a look, I couldn't help laughing secretly.It turned out that it was Manager Liu of the theater. "Oh, Jarry!" the other party said enthusiastically, "I passed by here to see you." Jarry's blood was boiling, but suddenly he didn't have much eloquence. He only patted people on the shoulder or pushed them. He didn't know anything about formal etiquette. At this time, all he could do was to smirk at people every second. express mood. Manager Liu said: "I heard that Liu Geshi in your class was having a big fight. I don't know what's going on? You two are very kind, why did you get so stiff?" Heh, this matter actually spread to Manager Liu's ears. It seems that at least three quarters of the people in this city know about it.Jia Li said: "Liu Geshi is very weird, sometimes he is very casual, but sometimes, when I say an ordinary thing, he wants to fight me hard." "Let me give you an example," Manager Liu said with great interest, "Go on!" "Once, I called a fool..." "Got it! Got it!" Manager Liu said loudly. "Here's the thing. When Liu Geshi was in elementary school, he didn't study very well. Someone nicknamed him Stupid. He hated it very much! So when someone talked about Stupid again, he felt that same thing happened again. I can only get angry to protect my self-esteem!" "Are you sure?" Jarry asked. Manager Liu smiled, and said unhurriedly, "There is no better way to know a son than to be a father." Now it was Jarry's turn to stay there and be a real fool!What was even more troublesome was that it suddenly occurred to him that Allen must have heard the story about cleaning the toilet... Jia Li and Allen have never made peace, and they pretended not to know each other when they met.But, he swore to himself that he would never say the word "stupid" again.It wasn't until one day that Teacher Qi announced that they would separate their seats, that they started negotiating hastily. "I, I, I..." Allen said, "I'm used to sitting here, here." "I just love it here!" said Jarry. Allen looked at Jarry with a rare sadness, and then slowly opened his smile: "I will not forget, forget you, yours!" It is a blessing to be remembered, Jia Li thought so, and said with a smile: "The war is over!" Teacher Qi has a problem with empty speech, but he also has a rare advantage, that is, he is willing to take back his orders: as soon as Jiali and Alan announced peace, he announced on the other side that there would be no change of seats.According to the analysis of Chen Yingda, the boy with the highest IQ in the class, this is Teacher Qi's plan, but Jia Li doesn't believe that the teacher who loves yogurt will do it.In the future, if Chen Yingda were to be a teacher, he would have a dazzling variety of tricks, because he is the kind of character whose stomach is full of twists and turns. After the past was wiped out, Jarry and Allen returned to the old routine: Jarry still used aggressive methods to get Allen to speak, and Allen would often draw a cartoon in return.His caricature level is getting higher and higher, and Jarry's buffoon status is more certain.Once, Lu Zhisheng talked about going to Zuo Gela's concert. Of course, he would not forget that it was a coupon, and he also flattered that Manager Liu had exchanged tickets with him. The son's brother--he never thought that Manager Liu was A Lun's father. That old Liu was good in everything, but there was one thing wrong: he didn't give his son a good name. Allen was grinning as the audience, his eyes were a bit sly.Afterwards, he vaguely apologized to the red-faced Jia Li, saying that people like to have things about themselves that others don't know, whether they already know or not. On the eve of Allen's birthday, Jia Li gave him the best gift: it was a reply letter from the medical society, which read: Jia Li: You urgently need to cure your stuttering. The details of the stuttering correction hospital in... Allen made a very powerful gesture, which seemed to mean this time: I really have you!grateful!Jia Li quickly stopped and said, "Why bother, who told me to be your father's friend!" He likes to secretly mention his seniority.He heard Allen cursed in a thick throat, and then put his warm hands on his shoulders, like a brother.