Chapter 23 Water Ghost's Choice

Water Ghost's Choice Import Yang Hailin The water ghost is an amphibian. He can live under water like a fish, or on land like a human. "Okay, okay, the problem that has troubled me for many days has been solved." Lord Yan took his hand and said happily. When they spoke, it was a certain day in the last years of the Qing Dynasty. "You look up to me so much, it really makes me fearful." When Shui Gui was alive, he was just a fish vendor on the street. Alas, he was often bullied by those officials. Haha, Lord Yan treats him so warmly now. It really made him unable to adapt, "Tell me, what kind of job are you going to arrange for me?"

"Then I'll just say it straight," Lord Yan was a little embarrassed, "there is a small river in Yangjian, and people often accidentally fall into it, so some people say that we ghosts are making trouble there, um, it seriously damages the image of our ghosts Well, since you have the amphibious ability, I want you to live there, of course, I can install an alarm in your house, as long as someone comes to the river, the alarm will remind you, Go out and frighten him so that he doesn't fall into the water and drown." "Oh, this is a meaningful job," the water ghost said happily, "Maybe I will not be understood by others, but I am willing to do it."

"Well, this job is very hard, and I will spare time every day to condolences to you." Yan Wangye assured him. day after day. Year by year. until now. Maybe Lord Yan has amnesia, maybe Lord Yan is really busy with work, in short, he never came here once. He has been in this river for more than a hundred years. At first, he thought this job was very exciting. When the siren sounded, he made a scary figure to scare people. Later, everyone knew that there were water ghosts here. , but they didn't come. Not even a companion, how boring. One summer night, Yang Xiaoyang went to the river to catch fireflies.

Yang Xiaoyang recited nursery rhymes by the river first: Barley grass, wheat grass, fireflies, fall down; Barley grass, wheat grass, fireflies, Luoxiatang. I don't hit you, I don't scold you, I'll let you go if I catch you for a while. Fireflies are born with short-sighted eyes. They hold the lanterns and stretch their heads, hey, they don't know what they are looking for. No one believed Yang Xiaoyang's words, and they all ran to the center of the river where Yang Xiaoyang couldn't reach. Hey, there seems to be one not far away. Well, it really is one, the lantern it is carrying is not very bright, maybe it is wet by the water in the river.

Yang Xiaoyang walked over on tiptoe, picked up his small fan and patted it lightly. Wow, a large piece of sparks flew out. "What are you doing? You knocked out my cigarette!" Yang Xiaoyang turned on the flashlight and took a look, ah, I'm sorry, it turned out to be a water ghost. "Who are you? What are you doing hiding here? You scared me." Yang Xiaoyang didn't know this water ghost. "I'm a water ghost. I've been underwater for a long time. Why don't I come up and smoke a cigarette?" "Are you a water ghost? Then you must know how to swim." Yang Xiaoyang is a natural landlubber.

"My home is at the bottom of the water. Isn't swimming a piece of cake?" the water ghost said angrily. "Then help me catch fireflies!" The water ghost can swim, if he is willing to swim to the middle of the river to catch those fireflies, it will be a piece of cake. "Oh, I don't want to help you." The water ghost took two more puffs, and the smoke he spit out made Yang Xiaoyang choke. It’s been many years, and I’m not a fish.” Yang Xiaoyang didn't want to bother him: "I heard that you water ghosts like to be clean, so you soak in the water to take a bath all day, hehe, if you meet me, you will be unlucky for eight lifetimes - I am a super snot king. "

Yang Xiaoyang's nose is a bit inflamed these days, if he is not careful, the snot will flow out, Yang Xiaoyang had to bring a lot of tissues, hehe, it's terrible, when his snot wants to go out for a walk, but he doesn't want to inform him, only his colleagues Only when Xie Liting screamed, Yang Xiaoyang wiped his nose subconsciously. Hey, his snot is like running water, as long as he turns on the tap, he has no intention of stopping. Xie Liting awarded him the title of "Super Snot King". At this moment, two tubes of snot protruded from his nostrils, wow, like two transparent old silkworms.

Water ghosts can't bear it, if they want to run, how can they run? Yang Xiaoyang yelled: "Accept!" He threw out the two tubes of snot with a "snap", and it was done, and it stuck to the water ghost's back. "Help!" the water ghost yelled. Yang Xiaoyang's snot is extremely sticky, hehe, and the elasticity is also excellent, the water ghost was about to jump into the water, but as soon as Yang Xiaoyang sniffed the snot, he followed the snot back obediently. "Okay, okay," the water ghost covered his eyes, like Xie Liting, he dared not see Yang Xiaoyang's snot, "I'll help you catch fireflies, right?"

The water ghost swam quietly to the middle of the river, he opened his mouth and sucked it lightly. Well, the fireflies were sitting on the water for a meeting, and now they moved the meeting place to the water ghost's belly. "Look, I'm capable!" The water ghost patted his belly proudly. Hey, he is now a walking lantern. No, he is just a super flashlight now, because his mouth is open, and when he speaks, the fireflies in his stomach can shoot out the light from his throat, wow, it can illuminate the stars in the sky all the time. Forget it, I'd better keep my mouth shut.

The water ghost is a very sensible ghost, he doesn't want to disturb the sweet dreams of the stars. He shut his mouth. At this time, he is a walking lantern. His belly was shiny. Oh. Oh? Yang Xiaoyang saw the lungs in the water ghost's stomach, oh, it's really black, um, like a leather bag that hasn't been washed for many years. "Oh, your lungs are smoked like this, well, it sure won't be silent anymore." Do not erupt in silence. Just die in silence. As long as his lungs refuse to take effect and shut down his working system, hehe, it will be troublesome.

"So, am I going to die?" Ah, once the water ghost is dead, he can leave this place, he is so happy. "But you really died like this, don't you regret it?" Yang Xiaoyang said, "My mother is a doctor, she can help you—as long as you don't smoke in the future." "Thank you for your kindness, but I really don't want to stay in this ghost place, I'm sick of it." The water ghost spit out the fireflies in its stomach. "I'm so happy. You can play with these fireflies for as long as you like. Well, I have to prepare well and tidy myself up." The next night, Yang Xiaoyang came to the river again, but unfortunately, the water ghost really didn't show up. is he really dead? He really died and turned into a dwarf. Who is the leader of Di, I'm sorry, I don't know his name. I knew he was angry. "A ghost like you who doesn't feel at ease at work will turn into a dick, and won't be able to keep discipline. Why don't you just go and guard that river for me."