Chapter 22 Yama's troubles

Yama's troubles Import Yang Hailin Hey, Lord Yan is so annoying. After work, Lord Yan also stayed in the office and refused to leave. His wife recently participated in a "Wife Training Class" and learned a move called "Lion Roar". His wife is an excellent student, and as soon as King Yan comes home, he will become her training partner. Lord Yan's wife's hair is very long, and she doesn't have the heart to braid it. Seeing that Lord Fengyan came back, she shook her head, well, now she has angry hair like a lion. Lord Yan's wife opened her mouth "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Hey, I won't accompany you anymore." The master covered his mouth and giggled. "Well, you go back and ask your wife to help persuade my wife to stop practicing the 'lion's roar'." When Lord Yan said this, the master turned pale with fright: "You want me to tell my wife? God, you might as well kill me—she and your wife are in the same class!" Lord Yan and Master live in the same community, and also live in the same building. Hey, I still live at the opposite door. When Lord Yan was overwhelmed, he would always sneak out and walk around the community.

Always meet the master. The master was also kicked out by his wife. The two of them cherish each other and want to save each other a little face, so they just say haha ​​like foreigners: The weather is really nice today. Yes, the weather is really nice today. Just like this question and answer, they can repeat it until dawn. But then only Lord Yan was left wandering outside. "I don't have any prestige at all if this continues, I have to find a way to deal with it." The master didn't dare to go home, and Lord Yan began to pour bitterness on him, "I've had enough, but unfortunately I'm a Hades, I will never have a chance to become a dwarf, otherwise, I might as well die."

"Don't worry, there is a way." The master took out two balls of cotton, "This was given to me by a little devil—well, this, this, from the perspective of sympathizing with him, it is not considered a bribe—— 'Ears are silent', just put it in your ears, hey, let them roar, we can't hear you." "Well, that's a good way," Lord Yan's eyes lit up when he heard it, he snatched the "Deaf ears are quiet" in the master's hand, pulled it into two cotton balls of the same size, stuffed them into his ears, and cocked his toes to go home.

No matter how much the master followed behind him, he would not be moved by calling him, because he had already become deaf to him. Even if he heard that Lord Yan would not pay attention to him, this kid has no sympathy at all. He has used such a good thing for so long, and he has not revealed any information at all. As soon as he entered the door, Lord Yan's wife yelled, "You know you're coming back? Do you know what time it is? What time do you get off work? What time do you come in? Do you know that you came back a second late?" Alas, the "lion's roar" skill of Lord Yan's wife is really amazing. As soon as these few words came out of her mouth, a powerful shock wave was formed. This shock wave first overthrew Lord Yama to the ground Poor, Lord Hades is a big fat man), and then slammed into the open door.

With a bang, the door was closed. Lord Yan got up from the ground, he patted the dust on his buttocks, feeling baffled: What's going on, is the floor too slippery? It's not that he didn't hear his wife's barrage of questions just now, but his ears were plugged with "don't listen to silence", so he was in a good mood enough to say to his wife: "My dear, hurry up and cook Well, after dinner, I'll invite you to watch a horror movie——"Midnight Ring." Hey, what's the matter? Could it be that my "lion's roar" didn't have the power it should have?

Lord Yan's wife doesn't want to admit defeat so quickly, but she has never failed before. She yelled 108 times, and Lord Yan was still smiling. Well, let's stop here for today, and tomorrow I will go to the wife training class to learn "Super Lion Roar" to deal with you. Lord Yan's wife obediently went to the kitchen to prepare dinner. At this time, the phone rang. Yan Wangye's wife was so disturbed by the ringing of the phone, she held Yan Wangye's ear to the phone, and Yan Wangye followed. "Hey, who are you?" The phone buzzed, but Lord Yan didn't hear it at all.

Bad, bad, did my "lion's roar" deafen his ears? Lord Yan's wife sent him to the hospital run by a fool. "Well, I'm seriously ill, and I need a major operation." The foolish ghost tapped the earlobe of King Yan with a small hammer, making a loud bang. "It doesn't sound right—there must be something unidentified in it." Lord Yan didn't dare to say anything, if he said that there were actually two balls of cotton in his ears, would his wife scold him to death? Lie obediently on the operating table and let the fool take out the two balls of cotton.

Lord Yan's wife was waiting at the door of the operating room. "Would you like to take those two stranded things back as a souvenir?" As soon as Lord Yan came out, the foolish ghost chased him out and asked. "No, no, give it to you." Lord Yan dragged his wife away quickly. I just got home, well, I met Master. The weather is really nice today. Yes, the weather is really nice today. The two of them said such words to each other like a secret sign, and King Yan knew that the master was in trouble. I must have taken his "out of sight is quiet", couldn't stand his wife's "lion's roar", and ran out to hide.

Lord Yan secretly slipped a small note to Master: Tomorrow, let's go to the "Manly Man Training Class". The "Training Class for Men and Men" is next door to the "Training Class for Wives". Moreover, the teachers of these two classes were originally husband and wife, the man taught the "lady training class" and the woman taught the "manly man training class". The first lesson is to teach them how to deal with their wives' "lion's roar". "No, my wife has already learned the 'Super Lion's Roar'," Yan Wangye muttered, "You have to teach us how to deal with the 'Super Lion's Roar'."

There are 36 strokes in total. Tip #1: Bring your wife a small present when you get home. The second trick: try to be as light as possible when knocking on the door. The third trick: The first thing you say when you see your wife is "Oh, dear, you are so lucky". ... Well, we'll try it when we get home. Hehe, it's late, the teacher in my wife's training class drank too much alcohol today, and gave a lecture on "Super Super Lion Roar" in advance. There are a total of 36 strokes. The first trick: ignore the small gifts your husband brings back, he just wants to coax you and is reluctant to spend money. The second trick: the knock on the door is too quiet, I'm sorry, you pretend you didn't hear it. The third trick: He said to you "Oh, dear, you are so lucky", that is purely lying to you, not the truth. ... Weighed. "Well, I want to take these two training courses." Lord Yan and Master came to the door of the training class, but before they knocked on the door, oh, the male teacher was kicked out. "Small sample, I don't believe I can't deal with you!" The male teacher entered the room with a bang. Oh, the female teacher was kicked out again. The two of them came and went, making a fuss. Finally, Lord Yan saw it: These are a pair of evil spirits. "Buffalo head and horse face, come, send them to the eighteenth floor of hell." Lord Yan is not polite at all.