Chapter 28 28 Roach Returns

In class 64, everyone knows that Luo Qi is the little tail of teacher Lulu. Quiet, unassuming, with a somewhat clumsy bald tail. Sometimes, Roach himself would feel that he liked the smell of Teacher Lulu like a puppy, and he would not recognize the wrong person with his eyes closed. Teacher Lulu is so kind to Luo Qi. Although Luo Qi made Teacher Lulu lose face in the first public class, Teacher Lulu didn't blame him at all. Moreover, since then, he has remembered to put a bag in his pocket every day. Wrapped paper towels, and bought a roll of paper with the class fee, put it in the drawer of the podium, and handed over the glorious task of changing the roll of paper to Luo Qi. Tear up the stiff paper.

The boys began to learn how to dress and speak in green, and seemed to become less rude and vulgar. Vulgarity is a word Mr. Lulu taught Roach recently, and it sounds like knowledge. Luo Qi knows that his grades are not good, his brain is not working well, and he can't remember many things or forget them immediately. Therefore, he never complains when Teacher Lulu asks him to make up lessons, and he is very happy. Although the homework is difficult, It's really a good thing to be with Mr. Lulu. There are many things that moved Roach very much. Sometimes he can't control his bowel movements. Teacher Lulu will remind him to go to the bathroom every time after class, and he also bought a new set of underwear to hide in the office. Once he gets dirty, he can change his clothes. Mr. Lulu's trousers will also be taken downstairs to be washed. The former Mr. Yang also washed his trousers for him. Mr. Yang is a woman, which made Luo Qi feel embarrassed.Thinking of Teacher Yang and Teacher Lulu washing such dirty things with such beautiful and clean hands, Luo Qi was heartbroken.

Teacher Lulu treats him well and likes him, and the rest of the class also starts to treat him well. He repays Teacher Lulu in his own way. He is now the secretary of the class, and he will run around to do things for Teacher Lulu, fetching chalk, moving notebooks, and he saves fifty cents a day in pocket money to buy a morning newspaper for Teacher Lulu. Put it on Teacher Lulu's desk early in the morning, he knows that Teacher Lulu likes to read newspapers. Teacher Lulu said that he was given 20 yuan a month to help him buy newspapers, but Luo Qi refused to take Teacher Lulu's money.He said he had two dollars a day for allowances.One yuan is used to buy snacks, fifty cents to buy newspapers, and fifty cents can be saved, which is another two yuan for four days.Lulu praised him for his economic acumen.But sometimes, like in summer, he would spend the fifty cents, because he couldn't buy a better popsicle for one dollar.But he never forgot to buy newspapers for Mr. Lulu.

Teacher Lulu sometimes fills up his lessons for him, and also treats him to delicious food, such as buying him a cute donut, or treating him to a hamburger or grilled squid. Grilled squid is Luo Qi's favorite food, and Teacher Lu Lu would say, "That's unhygienic." But when he saw Luo Qi staring eagerly at the sizzling squid skewers on the iron plate, he would still give it to him softly. He bought a bunch, and once Roach persuaded him to eat a squid leg, "like chewing rubber," he said. "Actually, it smells better than it tastes, you know Roach, there are many things in the world like this."

Luo Qi felt that Teacher Lulu was really knowledgeable. He didn't understand most of what he said, but it sounded really clever.Lulu has also read so many books. I heard that he has also been admitted to a graduate school. He is handsome and especially attractive to girls. He is really a perfect person! In short, Luo Qi feels that he is a happy tail. Regarding the tail, Roach also came up with a poem: You are a squirrel, I am your tail, you are a fox, I am your tail, you are a tiger, and I am your tail, you are green, I have always been is your tail. Wonderful, Roach's poem! At the beginning of this semester, Luo Qi's parents sent something to Teacher Lulu: a certificate issued by the hospital, proving that Luo Qi is a mentally handicapped child.

According to regulations, such a certificate is to be sent to the teaching office. Director Qi from the teaching office said with a smile: "What's the use of this? The district stipulates that this kind of certificate is only counted when it is issued when the first grade is enrolled. This is like waste paper. At that time, his grades will still be included total score." Teacher Lulu hesitated for a moment and said, "Then, Director, since it's useless, don't put it in Luo Qi's student file, and return it to his family." Director Qi thought about it, and said, "That's fine. Why let such a young child take such a scapegoat and give it back to them! I don't know what their plan is!"

When Lulu returned the certificate to Luo's mother and Luo's father, they said: "We know that the school has objections to us. In the first grade, the school asked us to issue a certificate and we didn't agree." Lulu explained to them: "Everyone's educational concept is changing, we can't just say that a child is mentally handicapped, right?" Luo's mother cried: "It is a lifetime of misfortune for any family to have such a child." Lulu is most afraid that the lady will cry, but he has watched it a lot over the past year, and has become calmer.He said that Roach is a very kind child, and many smart people are not as cute as him.

Papa Luo had a strange look on his face. Two days later, Luo's father suddenly came to Lulu and said that he would transfer Luo Qi to another school, saying that he would send him to a specialized school for training masseurs, six-year program, boarding. Lulu was very surprised. She checked online and found that it was a private vocational training school, and most of the recruits were blind. Teacher Lulu asked Dad Luo, how can such a small child go to a vocational school?At least let Roach finish junior high school. Luo's father groaned and insisted on transferring to another school.

Roach is finally leaving.Lulu said, we should give Luo Qi a gift. Zheng Xiao suggested buying a schoolbag, and Shen Yongheng said that it would be best to buy a set of children's encyclopedias. Commander Tang said that buying toys is good, Wu Yun said: "Just buy a super big cake, let's eat together." Lulu said, as for cakes, you can buy them. We can’t afford oversized ones, so we can buy smaller ones.However, we still want to prepare a meaningful gift. Wu Yun immediately followed suit: "That's right, that's right! After eating the cake, it turns into poop, and it's gone when it comes out!"

The female classmates said that Wu Yun is really disgusting and tacky! Zheng Xiaowen said, "You can't spit ivory out of a dog's mouth!" Shen Yongheng said: "Apart from eating and eating, do you have anything else in your life?" Lulu said: "Going off topic! Off topic!" In the end, Teacher Lulu came up with the idea of ​​buying a very beautiful bottle and asking every student in the class to write a word of praise for Luo Qi with a small piece of colored paper and put it in it. What Zheng Xiao wrote was: Classmate Luo Qi has thick lips, which proves that he is very loyal.

Li Hanhan wrote: Luo Qi, you are very quiet, as quiet as a tree. Chen Li wrote: Luo Qi, you are the most considerate boy in our class to female students! Shen Yongheng wrote: Roach, one day people will realize your value. Commander Tang wrote: Roach, Roach, bland! Think about it, ah, this does not seem to be a compliment.So I added another word, becoming "plain but not unremarkable." Wu Yun thought about it for a long time, but he didn't know what to write, so he asked teacher Lulu for advice, and Lulu said, have you never praised anyone?Think for yourself!If you are sincere, you will be able to write it! Later Wu Yun wrote: Luo Qi, you are actually a different kind of handsome guy! Teacher Lulu's piece of paper happened to be green, and he wrote: Luo Qi, you are a very important person in our class, without you, it is our loss! On Luo Qi's last day in class 64, Lulu kept him, but did not make up lessons for him. He wrapped the underwear he bought for him and gave it to him, and stuffed it together with the beautiful bottle into a new schoolbag, which was given by Teacher Xiaoran. Teacher Lulu sat with Luo Qi on the high steps at the back door of the school. Roach said, "Teacher, is massage difficult to learn?" Lulu said: "It's not too difficult. But it's very strenuous, so you have to eat more." Luo Qi said: "Teacher, I saw that the masseuses in other massage parlors all wear white coats. Isn't that similar to a doctor?" Teacher Lulu said: "It's almost the same. They can treat people's diseases. It's amazing!" Roach's thick lips were dry, blistered and scarred.So when he spoke, he pouted his mouth to make his lips more fleshy, making his face look really cute. Luo Qi suddenly lowered his voice and said without thinking: "There is a baby in the mother's belly now." Lulu froze for a moment before saying: "Oh, then, you will have a younger brother or younger sister." Roach asked, "Teacher, do you have any younger siblings?" Lulu said: "No, I'm not as good as you. I only have a brother and a sister." After a while, Roach said again: "Teacher, I don't think I'm handsome at all, what should I do?" Lulu laughed: "That's easy, I'll teach you two handsome poses!" As he spoke, he jumped up and showed Roach a demonstration. The first posture is to put your hands into your trouser pockets, tilt your head slightly, spread your legs slightly, lower your eyes, and look at people obliquely at a forty-five-degree angle. Roach studied very seriously. The second move is to lean against a wall or a pillar, depending on the situation, rely on whatever you have, with your arms folded, this move should appear lazy. In the third pose, insert your hand into your hair and stroke it upwards. However, the green hair is still not long enough, and the flavor of this movement has not been fully revealed. "The most important thing is to be expressionless, no matter whether you are sad or happy in your heart, don't show it on your face!" Lulu finally concluded. Luo Qi stepped forward suddenly, hugged Teacher Lulu's waist tightly, and held on for a while before letting go. Luo Qi is gone, and there is no one to help Mr. Lululv buy newspapers every day. However, after only one month, Roach came back again! He sneaked back from his own boarding school, took the subway, reversed the car, and finally returned home, dirty and thin, and ate two large bowls of fried rice with eggs in one sitting. Mom cried and said she would never send him away again. Roach returned to Class 64 again. The little candles said that there is a movie called Superman Returns, and our class can make a Roach Returns. On the second day after Luo Qi came back, Teacher Lulu found that there was a morning newspaper on the top of his office.Teacher Lulu opened it to look, looked at it, and there was a drop of water falling on the newspaper, a very, very round wet mark. At this time, the QQ avatar on Teacher Lulu's computer was flashing, and it turned out that a person named "However" had sent him a message. "Actually, being a teacher is the same as being a doctor. You need to be rational. However, a doctor who can shed tears for patients must be a good doctor, and a teacher who can shed tears for students must be a good teacher." However, it was Teacher Zhang Xiaoran. After Luo Qi came back, he found one thing, his tail position was taken by Xiao Xiao. Now Xiao Xiao follows Teacher Lulu every day. Luo Qi said: "I am the authentic tail of Mr. Lulu." Xiao Xiao said, "I am the one!" Teacher Lulu said: "You are all!" Xiao Xiao asked: "Teacher, can one have two tails?" Lulu said: "Others can't, but I can." Luo Qi was so happy, he said that when his little brother or little sister came out, he would lend it to Mr. Lulu to hug him. Teacher Lulu said: Good!