Chapter 27 27 Postmodern Girls

Objectively speaking, Qiao Yunzhi is a very beautiful and mature girl, so beautiful and mature that Teacher Lulu mistook her for a parent the first time she saw her. Teacher Lulu asked, "Which parent are you?" Qiao Yunzhi turned her head and saw the teacher Lulu who was admired by two-thirds of the girls in the school. Qiao Yunzhi snorted through her nose. She is very, very disdainful of those girls' aesthetic vision. What Qiao Yunzhi likes is a mature and melancholy electric-eyed man like Tony Leung. Compared with Tony Leung, this green teacher is as simple and boring as plain water, like a child, and he has never worn a suit. Miss Qiao Yunzhi thinks , a qualified handsome man should be elegant and dignified when he wears a suit, and he should feel like a spring breeze when he wears casual clothes.It's ridiculous that most of the girls will be crazy about people like Lulu who are wearing T-shirts, shirts and jeans in a mess. What's even more ridiculous is that there is a boy in the fifth and second class where Yunzhi was originally, who actually said in private that when he grows up She is going to have sex reassignment surgery and try to marry Teacher Lulu.How naive and perverted!

But Miss Qiao Yunzhi's mature taste in aesthetics does not mean that she has excellent grades, which can be seen from the fact that she fell into the sixth and fourth class.Her academic performance over the past five years can be said to be abysmal, and she wears tofu on her ponytail, so she can't mention her brother. When Mr. Lulu was in college, because of his young age, all the female students in the class took care of him like a little brother. Later, when Mr. Lulu was in her sophomore, junior, junior and senior years, she became someone else's senior, and countless girls came to him But the strange thing is that most of the girls who like him are tall, plump, and have a very lively and cheerful personality. Even those who are younger than him love him very much.Lulu is often embarrassed by them,

Sometimes when they meet them head-on, they will lower their heads and walk around, otherwise, if they catch them, they will be very stubborn and tired of him, and they will kiss him very generously.Therefore, although Teacher Lulu is loved by women as Teacher Su Jian said, he lacks practical experience in getting along with women. Although the grades of the girls in class 5 and 4 were not very good, fortunately they were quite quiet, most of them were stupid and didn't put much thought into it. Those like Chen Li were already quite different. However, Chen Li's problem was that he thought he was The boy, and with the help of Teacher Lulu, has changed a lot now.

Qiao Yunzhi is really a new challenge for Teacher Lulu. Teacher Lulu's first request to Miss Qiao Yunzhi was that she would not wear bellyband-style halter tops and sandals when she went to school in the future. Qiao Yunzhi only took one look at Teacher Lulu, as if the breeze was blowing on her face, and showed up in class the next day wearing her favorite clothes.This time it is no backless, and the style of suspenders has been changed. Teacher Lulu felt that this question was not easy for a male teacher to ask, so he let her go. It was not until he met Miss Qiao's mother that he realized that the original dressing style can also be inherited.

Teacher Lulu could pay close attention to Qiao Yunzhi's dress and turn a blind eye, but the students couldn't. Girls said she was "weird", (dialect: disgusting) boys said she was flirtatious, Lulu teacher said: "Don't speak dialect at school, please speak Mandarin." I thought, don't discuss this issue Anyway, the weather is getting colder and colder. After a while, she can't bear to wear it anymore. However, Teacher Lulu is a foreigner after all, and she doesn't know enough about the autumn tiger weather in Nanjing. Therefore, Qiao Yunzhi wore see-through outfits with backless straps and navel straps until October!

After an autumn rain, the sky suddenly turned cold. On this day, Lulu entered the classroom and found that Ms. Qiao was wearing a short pink long-sleeved T-shirt, which finally covered her snow-white shoulders. Teacher Lulu felt that her eyes Finally liberated. Miss Qiao Yunzhi is an avid music lover, and it will be very painful if she doesn't listen to music for a minute.Therefore, she also wore earphones during class, and with the smell of green apple chewing gum in her mouth, Ms. Qiao felt very comfortable.But the teachers just can't allow this kind of comfort, which shows how tasteless and boring the teacher is.

Teachers in almost every class mentioned to Lulu that Qiao Yunzhi listened to MP3 in class. Lulu reminded her several times and severely criticized her several times. At a glance, the next class is still the same, making Lulu feel as if she has hit the cotton with her fist. Lulu changed the way, and talked with Ms. Qiao in a gentle manner, affirming her elegant hobbies, but, Lulu said, everything should be done in moderation, the classroom is a place to learn knowledge, and wearing earphones all day is not good for the ears. good right? Miss Qiao slowly raised her eyelids, flashed a green look from the corner of her eyes, and let out a snort.

Green-haired and stupefied, since he was a child, he has never been looked down upon by such wonderful creatures as women. Did he say something stupid and wrong? It seems that no one can stop Miss Qiao from enjoying pop music in class. On this day, Lulu found that he couldn't take it anymore, he walked up to Miss Qiao and pulled her earplugs from her ears. "I'm sorry, we're about to speak silently, stop listening!" Miss Qiao didn't even raise her head, she picked up the earphones again and put them on calmly. Teacher Lulu said: "If you don't want to go to class, you can go out."

After speaking, he turned and walked to the podium.Before I got there, I heard Miss Qiao's crunchy and cool voice: "Why don't you let me go to class? I'm going to the Education Bureau to sue you!" There was a gasp in the classroom.Although the little candles in class five and four are naughty, don't like to study, are loose, and a little out of tune, they are not so bold yet! Lulu was shocked, angry and laughed, and threw the book on the podium: "Okay. Do you know which way the Education Bureau door opens? How about I take a taxi to accompany you?" Miss Qiao said: "Okay! Let's go together! Make an appointment first!"

Lulu said: "How about get out of class? I don't have class!" Ms. Qiao said, "Meet Luo at the school gate!" Of course, this teacher-student date was over.After class, Wu Yun came over to report: "Teacher, don't be afraid, Qiao Yunzhi would not dare to go. I saw her hiding in the toilet! I will go to the toilet door and guard right away!" Lulu tapped him on the head and said, "What do you look like squatting at the door of the women's toilet?" A good-natured person at the side exposed Wu Yun's shortcomings: "Teacher, he often guards in front of the women's toilet. He likes Xu Mengjie, and everyone hides in the toilet to hide from him!"

"That's right!" Someone echoed, "Now that he's transferred, you're a toad who wants to eat swan meat!" Wu Yun ran after the man angrily. Shen Yongheng also came to comfort Lulu: "Teacher, we are good men who don't fight with women, teacher, you have done nothing wrong." "Yes, yes," the little candles said one after another, "We can all testify to you, and you didn't use corporal punishment!" Zheng Xiaotiao came over and said to Lulu affectionately in a low voice: "Teacher, I'm not mad at you these days, am I?" "No." "Teacher, I won't be angry with you in the future! Really!" Even the newcomer Xiao Xiao turned around behind Lulu and muttered: "Lulu, don't be angry, Lulu, don't be angry." Lulu smiled: "The teacher is really not angry." What Green said is true.He is no longer a freshman with no clue, he has a year of teaching experience, and he has slowly learned an important skill: not to get angry with children.This is also one of the most important qualities of a teacher. Lulu thinks of this ridiculous date with Ms. Qiao, and secretly blames herself.He seemed to be a little bit Meng Lang, so Qiao Yunzhi would probably be isolated. As expected, Lulu was right. During the lunch break the next day, a teacher said to him: "Go and see, Mr. Miao, there is a commotion in your class. There is a lot of noise!" Lulu rushed over, and when she reached the stairs, she heard a sharp voice, speaking fast, sonorously and clearly, swearing a series of terrible swear words that Lulu had never heard in more than 20 years. Lulu was stunned at the stairs for three full minutes, her face flushed as if she had been slapped twice. As soon as Lulu entered the classroom, the little candles came up to complain: Qiao Yunzhi cursed people, Qiao Yunzhi stuck chewing gum on other people's seats. The one who was surrounded in the middle of the verbal battle was Miss Qiao Yunzhi. Lulu chased away the small candles and urged Miss Qiao to take off the chewing gum from the chair.Ms. Qiao was not ambiguous in her work. While chewing gum, she wiped the chairs three times and twice, turned around and blew a big bubble at the green trumpet, and left. "Teacher, Qiao Yunzhi called us dirty words just now, she said..." a small candle said. Lulu quickly stopped him: "If you know it's not a good word, don't repeat it." Lulu returned to the office, and hadn't recovered from the incredible "slang" she just heard for a long time.He never thought that an eleven or twelve-year-old girl would use this kind of slang so skillfully. At the morning meeting the next day, Lulu publicly apologized to Qiao Yunzhi, saying that she should not have kicked her out of the classroom that day, but please pay attention to Qiao Yunzhi and the whole class: Class 64 firmly puts an end to swearing, and once found out, she will never be tolerated . Qiao Yunzhi sat calmly, continuing to chew gum. At this time, Teacher Lulu could not have imagined that this little girl with a postmodern style would bring him many, many troubles.