Chapter 11 11 A young matchmaker acts as a matchmaker for a teacher

The decision to deal with Mr. Lulu has been made: that is, help him find a girlfriend as soon as possible to distract him from the fifth and fourth class. Next, the counter-revolutionary group headed by Zheng Xiao began to formulate a detailed and careful plan. First, get a green photo. Zheng Xiao handed over this task to Commander Tang. Commander Tang said, "I don't have a digital camera at home." Zheng Xiao said: "Xu Bai has it at home. Xu Bai, remember to bring the camera tomorrow, okay?" Xu Bai is the kind of kid who is a bit confused, every time he does something bad, he is actually just a character who beats the drums, but he has an obvious goal, and he is punished more severely than the leader every time, but he always eats. Do not eat remember.

When Xu Bai heard Zheng Xiao calling his name, he said dumbfoundedly, "No problem, no problem. I'll bring our new camera with 8 million pixels." Commander Tang said, "Am I going to secretly take pictures?" Zheng Xiao pondered for a while, and said, "Sneak shots won't work well, so, Commander Tang, go find Lulu to take a photo and say you want to try the camera." Zheng Xiao rolled his eyes, and corrected: "Oh, no, just say, you have never taken a digital photo, and Xu Bai just brought a camera, and you want to take a photo with the teacher."

"Why do you say that?" Commander Tang was puzzled. "If you want to test the camera, Lulu will say, you can find someone else to try it. But if you say that it is your first time to take digital photos, Lulu's sympathy will overflow, and once it overflows, he will not be careful, and then I will be there. The side took the opportunity to say: I will take pictures for you and I will take pictures for you." Commander Tang asked again: "Wouldn't it be better to ask Xu Bai to take a photo with Lulu for Xu Bai's camera?" "Of course it's not good." Zheng Xiao rolled his eyes: "Wouldn't Xu Bai go to take a group photo without the effect of stirring up love?"

"Then you go and take a photo with Lulu. It doesn't matter if you want Wu Yun. Wu Yun and his family are all laid off, so you can be sensational." Zheng Xiao let out a long sigh in his heart, he really couldn't explain the reason to a fool. Zheng Xiao said: "I can't. I'm the commander in chief of this matter. I can't show up easily. It's easy to expose the target. I can only fan the flames from the side. After thinking about it, it's best for you to go. Xu Bai is too big. Will compare Lulu to be very thin, Wu Yun usually lies three times in one step, Lulu has long since distrusted him."

There is still a real important reason that Zheng Xiao hasn't said yet. Zheng Xiao usually likes to read miscellaneous books, and knows the importance of aesthetic contrast. Green is already good-looking, but with Commander Tang's wicked eyebrows and mouse eyes as a foil, it is simply dazzling, dazzling, the effect should not be too good! If a beautiful boy like myself took a photo with Lulu, wouldn't that mean that Lulu should be compared? Zheng Xiao comforted Commander Tang and said, "Actually, the group photo is the most important thing. Without a photo, what are we going to do to find someone for Lulu? So, Commander Tang, your burden is the heaviest, and it's all up to you!"

Zheng Xiao's sincerity and sincerity made Commander Tang very happy, and he finally accepted the task. "The second step," Zheng Xiao continued, "is also the most important step. Where can I find a woman?" This is really a big problem. They only know the little girls in the class. Wu Yun said: "I know a girl from the second grade of the Ninth Middle School. She is my neighbor." Zheng Xiao immediately vetoed it: "Why did I remember you! Lulu wouldn't have a teacher-student relationship with someone." The four bad boys fell silent, where can they find a woman who is about the same age as Lulu?

well!It's really not easy to do something now. Commander Tang suddenly remembered something: "Hey, I have someone to choose." "Oh?" The three little scoundrels gathered around one after another. Commander Tang said: "Do you still remember the last time we threw textbooks in music class? Later, Song Fat girl was so mad at us that she ran to Lulu and cried. Do you think she is a little bit towards Lulu?" Meaning, why don’t you cry to him? When a woman likes a guy, she likes to cry for him.” Wu Yun said: "If Song Fatty girl hugs Lulu, she will strangle Lulu's waist. If she falls, Lulu won't be able to hug her."

He was lost in his imagination, laughing hard. Zheng Xiao was in a state of contemplation, and after a while said, "Fat girl Song is a good candidate. She and Lulu are both suitable in age and size, and they are both teachers, so they have a common language." Xu Bai felt sorry for Lulu: "Fat girl Song is too fat." Zheng Xiao said: "Actually, her facial features are not bad, she is quite beautiful. She can lose weight in the future." But the question is, how to lure Teacher Song Feiniuer to chase after Lulu or attract Lulu to chase Teacher Song Feiniuer? Besides, isn't that group photo useless?Do you want to shoot?

Zheng Xiao said: "We still need to shoot and keep it as a backup. The main task now is how to bring the two of them together? Judging from the current situation, Song Fat girl is likely to have a good impression of Lulu. We have to Give them more opportunities to get along with each other.” "How to create it?" "That's as long as the music class continues to create some situations. Song Fat girl will definitely go to Lulu to complain, and gradually the two will become more and more familiar. We take turns to complete this task." The four little villains felt that the plan was perfect, put their heads together and laughed like Stephen Chow, startling Kazuki sparrows.

In the next two weeks, the music class of class 5 and 4 really returned to the chaos at the beginning of the term. Teacher Song really went to teacher Lulu to complain. His notebook sat at the back of the music classroom, and the Gang of Four laughed so hard that their stomachs cramped. Good things are coming. It's a pity that after a few days of unhappy, the Gang of Four suffered a serious blow. The reason was that one day after school, they accidentally found Song Fei, who had just got off work, walking away with a man affectionately at the school gate. The four little villains were saddened to see the two people who were in pairs.

Wu Yun sighed and said, "Fat girl Song really has no eyesight, that man's face is like orange peel, far worse than Lulu." Xu Bai said: "He must be rich, I saw him driving here." Zheng Xiao said disdainfully: "Cut! It's just for the public." The four of them slipped along the wall and walked dejectedly. Why is it so difficult to do something? The four sighed in Fan Wei's northeast accent. Fortunately, there is no such thing as an absolute path, and the next day, Xu Bai announced that he had another absolutely good candidate. Absolutely!Excellent!He said. The thing is like this: Xu Bai's father is an instructor in a military academy, but he suffered from severe rheumatoid arthritis a few years ago, so he can't go to class for a long time and only recuperates at home. Weak young lady, loved by her husband for several years after marriage, can't do anything, can't worry about anything, otherwise she will get sick or faint, so she had to bring Xu Bai's grandmother from her hometown to take care of him.The old grandma has good eyesight, but her ears are a bit deaf, and she can't read very well. It's inevitable that she can't control the children. Teacher Lulu once reported to her several times that Xu Bai didn't do her homework and made trouble in class. She always used a sad tone Please ask the teacher to be perfect, to take care of you, and to be gracious and gracious, which makes people think of Er Zhuge in Xiao Erhei's marriage. Another time, the old lady gave Lulu a piece of moso bamboo thinner than her little finger, saying: "Dad, mother It's better to be close than the teacher, teacher, you should treat him as your son, who should be beaten and scolded." Lulu Wangtian, good guy, he hasn't even talked about love yet, but he is now a father. Recently, a distant cousin from Xu Bai's father's hometown came to Nanjing to study beauty and hairdressing and lived in their house. Xu Bai's father asked her to help pick up the children. If she was free, he would also help Xu Bai with his homework.Speaking of which, she is Xu Bai's cousin, who is twenty years old this year. When the little villains heard about such a person and such a situation, Commander Tang and Wu Yun both said yes, they were at the right age for Lulu, and asked if this cousin was pretty? Xu Bai said repeatedly: "Beautiful and beautiful." Commander Tang said, "Then what are you waiting for? You bring your digital camera tomorrow, and I'll go to Lulu to take pictures." Wu Yun also said: "Act quickly, we can be liberated earlier." Only Zheng Xiao frowned slightly and did not comment. The next day, when the cousin came to pick up Xu Bai, the three of them looked at him carefully. My cousin has thick eyebrows and big eyes, white teeth and red lips, because she studied beauty and hairdressing, she beautified herself within a few days after she came here.Snow-white face and slender black eyebrows, red lips that have just eaten human, dyed wine red hair, with big colorful hair band viciously slanted around the ears, dressed in very fashionable clothes, as if opened Five-color paint shop. Both of them smiled wickedly and said, "It's really pretty, very fashionable." Only Zheng Xiao snorted and frowned even tighter, Xu Bai asked, "Why?" Zheng Xiao called them aside and said, "This may not work either." "Why not?" Xu Bai asked, rolling his eyes. "Yeah, why?" Wu Yun also asked. "Bad temperament. Lulu won't like this." "How do you know that Lulu doesn't like it?" Zheng Xiao couldn't explain clearly either, and said, "I just know." It was such a vague and unconvincing statement that all three scoffed at him. The three little villains were eager for success, so Zheng Xiao had no choice but to agree. The next day, Commander Tang really coaxed Lulu into taking several photos with him. Teacher Lulu ran into Su Jian when she was going to the toilet. Su Jian asked him: "What is going on in your class these days? Every day after class, we play the flute every day, which makes us go to the toilet several times a day downstairs. You Can you tell them not to blow it?" Lulu smiled and said: "It's just entertainment, it's hard to stop it." Teacher Lulu is still beautiful, but she doesn't know that she has been tricked by her disciples. Xu Bai excitedly told his cousin, who couldn't beat eight poles, that he wanted to introduce his homeroom teacher to her as a boyfriend. The cousin said, "Elementary school teacher? Don't want it, you don't get much money, and you don't have much to do." Xu Bai cleverly shook out the photo at this moment. In the photo, Teacher Lulu is wearing an orange turtleneck sweater and a white coat. Her hair is a little longer and she is full of smiles. Against the background of Commander Tang, she has the demeanor of a Japanese and Korean boy. My aunt took the photo Come over, take a good look at it, and finally said with a smile: "For the sake of not bad looks, let's try it casually." Xu Bai said, "Then you will pick me up every day from now on." The cousin groaned in response, looked at the photo again, and said to herself: "It will be fine to highlight the hair again." Sure enough, after that, the cousin picked up Xu Bai every day, and she only went to class at night anyway. Aunt Biao knew how to proceed step by step. At first, she waited for Xu Bai at the school gatehouse. After a day or two, she stood outside the classroom and waited. After a day or two, she went to Lulu's office under the guise of asking about Xu Bai's studies. coming. The first time I came, I talked with Teacher Lulu for forty minutes in a very sweet voice.It made Teacher Zhang Xiaoran keep looking at her.As soon as she left, Teacher Zhang gave her a nickname in his heart. The second time she sat in Lulu's office and inquired about the situation, Lulu patiently stayed with her for more than half an hour, and the cousin left reluctantly. Zhang Xiaoran said: "This 'cockscomb' is very talkative!" Lulu was stunned, but she understood after thinking about it, smiled and bent over and said, "Auntie, you are amazing. You are amazing!" Lulu is from Suzhou. Zhang Xiaoran looked at him with deep meaning and smiled: "Eldest nephew, be careful not to drink alcohol." Lulu blinked and said, "Auntie, the water in your glass is dry, let me refill it for you." Holding the cup, Zhang Xiaoran nodded and smiled: "It is a smart child who knows how to pretend to be stupid." Miss "Cockscomb Flower" also knows how to stop when enough is enough. After talking with the teacher a few times, she stopped coming to Lulu's office. She only gave Teacher Lulu a sweet smile when picking up Xu Bai. Zheng Xiao saw it, and often rolled his eyes disapprovingly.Privately said to Xu Bai: "Your taste is really bad." Xu Bai said, "What's wrong with my taste?" Zheng Xiao smiled without saying a word, and commented in his heart: "It's too vulgar." Xu Bai comforted himself: "Lulu laughed with her." Zheng Xiao said: "There are many kinds of laughter." Commander Tang interjected, "It doesn't matter how many kinds he has, hey Xu Bai, tell your cousin to hurry up and 'catch' Lulu." Wu Yun echoed: "Quickly hook Lulu's soul away." Zheng Xiao feels that there is really no way for people with different tastes to communicate. Next time Miss "Cockscomb Flower" actually brought Yuanzu's cake, saying that Xu Bai had caused so much trouble for Teacher Lulu, and expressed a little gratitude. The cake was given to Lulu by name at the concierge, and Lulu distributed it to the teachers in the office.Then he went out to use the bathroom. Mathematics teacher Hou took two bites, and suddenly spit out something, washed it clean under the faucet and unfolded it. It turned out to be a small piece of waterproof paper with a poem written in handwriting as thin as ants: I scolded you with tears and said that I will never talk to you again I cried with red eyes and scolded you, saying you get out I looked at the clouds and scolded you, saying you are so cold I stared at the sandals and scolded you, saying you were so bad Teacher Hou was stunned at first, then fell down and laughed. Zhang Xiaoran took the note and looked at it, laughing loudly: "The current love poems have evolved into this? We were copying Shu Ting's "To the Oak Tree" at that time." Teacher Hou nodded: "There are also Xi Murong and Wang Guozhen." Teacher Liu recalled: "We were copying Pei Duofei at that time: I am willing to be a torrent, as long as my lover is a small fish swimming happily in my waves; I am willing to be a barren forest, as long as I My lover is a little bird nesting in my dense woods; I would rather be a ruin, but my lover is a youthful ivy that climbs up intimately along my desolate brow." She With half-closed eyes, he chanted intoxicatedly, his expression revealed the brilliance of a girl. Everyone applauded unanimously, saying that people of the older generation are more romantic. As soon as Lulu came back and opened the office door, everyone said to him in unison: I stared at the sandals and scolded you, saying you are so bad. Luluzhang Er was puzzled, everyone handed him the note, the more he looked at it, his face became redder, his head lowered, and he kept saying: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding. Zhang Xiaoran rescued him and said, "There's nothing to be shy about, it just shows that our Lulu is a sycamore tree." " In the next few days, Teacher Hou often sang: "What a beautiful 'cockscomb flower', what a beautiful 'cockscomb flower', bright and beautiful all over the world, red and green, everyone praises." Wish there was a hole to drill. Then, Lulu found a Saturday night movie ticket in Xu Bai's homework book. Lulu had no choice but to turn to her aunt for help. Zhang Xiaoran said: "Hey, tickets for Deji (Note: Deji, the most upscale movie theater in this city) cost 60 yuan a ticket, don't waste it, I'll come and go." Lulu said: "Then...how did you tell her, Auntie?" Zhang Xiaoran said softly: "Stupid boy, needless to say, if I sit there, it will be more effective than anything else. The little girl now is so smart that there are eyes on the tip of her hair, she is not afraid, good boy!" Sure enough, my aunt saw the familiar female teacher Lei Si sitting beside her, and left angrily within ten minutes. There are two seats, one for teacher Zhang Xiaoran to sit by himself, and the other for holding handbags, snacks and sodas, watching a blockbuster American movie, it is very comfortable. The matchmaking plan of the counter-revolutionary group headed by Zheng Xiao was declared completely bankrupt. The three other than Zheng Xiao were all downcast, Xu Bai was even scolded by his aunt, and only Zheng Xiao smiled as expected. Teacher Lulu didn't know for many years that she had been tricked by students like this. Six years later, Zheng Xiao went back to his alma mater after being admitted to university and insisted on inviting Lulu out for dinner. In a moment of excitement, he drank a few more glasses and told Lulu about it with his tongue out. Lulu also drank too much, hugged and laughed with Zheng Xiao, who had grown like a tree facing the wind, Zheng Xiao said, at that time, I felt that Song Lingling (that is, the music teacher Song) was not suitable for her cousin and Lulu, and Lulu attracted him To know each other, they patted their shoulders and beat their backs, so they were very affectionate.The two fell asleep in a daze on the floor of Lulu's house. After waking up, remembering this incident, Lulu kicked Zheng Xiao away.