Chapter 10 10 Get a girl to bug him to death

The mid-term exams are coming soon, Class 5 and 4 finally did not hang the tail alone this time, and Class 5 and 5 accompanied them to hang. Because in the past, Class Five and Fourth had a gap of almost fifteen points with the first place in the grade, and five or six points behind the bottom two in the grade, but this time, the gap between them and the first place in the average score narrowed down to eight.Therefore, the progress made this time is actually very amazing, and even the principal praised them. After the mid-term exam, Class 54 entered the "relapse period". For a serious disease, after the initial treatment has achieved results, there will be a relapse process as the patient adapts to the medicine.

Teacher Lulu took office as a new official, and the three fires were regarded as a strong medicine, which burned away the conspicuous problems on the surface of Class Five and Fourth.But in his bones, the dirt and sediment from the five years of elementary school are still very solid. Among other things, during the autumn outing after the exam, class 54 committed the old habit of being free and undisciplined because of being too excited.Originally, the teacher stipulated that you are not allowed to go to small businesses to buy things casually when you go out. Teacher Lulu also reminded you before departure. As a result, there were 13 students who violated the rules throughout the year, and nine of them were from Class 5 and 4.Another boy was playing football, because he was dissatisfied with the score and provoked a dispute. He knocked the opponent's striker's head out of an egg-sized bag.

The teachers of various subjects responded one after another, and the class discipline of the fifth and fourth class appeared to be loose again. In addition, some time ago, everyone's performance has improved, and they have accumulated some small oranges and big pineapples, as if they have deposits in the bank. The confidence is also full, and if you make a mistake, you will take a picture of a small orange or a big pineapple to pay off the debt, which is a bit crazy to use money to eliminate disasters. Moreover, the previous phenomenon of refusing to do homework and hand in homework is on the rise again.

At the beginning, there were a few people who did little or no homework on some small subjects, such as nature, technology, society, and so on.These teachers often lead several classes by themselves, and each class only has one class a week. Sometimes, even if the names of the students in the class are not fully recognized, it is impossible to have time to watch these children one by one to make up their homework, and they cannot open their eyes. Close one eye.It used to be possible, but not anymore. The district education bureau or the advanced education school will check the homework at every turn. No matter what subject, no matter what class, if there is one less homework, it is the fault of the teacher. Counting homework is like counting gold and silver.These teachers often ask the class teacher for help, hoping that the class teacher can help and urge those children who do not do their homework to write and hand in their homework quickly.

Gradually, some children, such as Wu Yun, Zheng Xiao, Tang Commander, Xu Bai, etc., did not even do their homework in such an important school as English. Fortunately, even though Zhang Xiaoran was leading several classes, she said that she didn't bother Lulu, and she could handle her own affairs.According to her education concept: "If you can't stop the children, don't come out to be a primary school teacher." Lulu resumed the habit of standing at the window to observe the students in class. He left the children who didn’t do their homework and watched them complete their homework. He issued a new class rule: go home after school, and no gangs are allowed to go out to play. Boy, no game room on weekends.

Logically, how do teachers know what students do outside of school?But our great leader once said that where there are people, there are left, middle and right.Leftists will report to teachers.Then again, having informers is not necessarily a bad thing. If the whole class gangs up to do bad things and cheat the teacher, it will be a big bad thing. Lulu is simple but not stupid, he has cultivated a few little informants of his own.Those students who violated the class rules were punished without exception, such as fined one yuan, fined for cleaning, fined for writing inspections, and so on.

Today's elementary schools punish such things, and its "degree" is very difficult to grasp. The boundary between legitimate punishment, corporal punishment, and disguised corporal punishment is very delicate. Although the punishment is innocuous, it is really annoying. Everything I want to do is in the way, and I can't have a good day. In the afternoon of that day, Zheng Xiao, Commander Tang, Wu Yun and Xu Bai held a secret meeting in a community not far from the school. The theme of the meeting was: How to stop Teacher Lulu from keeping a close eye on others. Zheng Xiao was the first to speak: "Lvlv is not very tasty recently (Nanjing dialect: it means not showing affection)."

Wu Yun's speech was quite vulgar: "Yes, we have to control everything, control things, control people's shit and fart!" Commander Tang said: "I found that Lulu is a smiling tiger." He knew it firsthand. Xu Bai concluded: "Teachers are actually paper tigers, there is nothing to be afraid of." Zheng Xiaochi laughed: "Why are you talking about those useless things? Let's discuss how we can distract him and let him do something else." Wu Yun said with a smile: "You can lead Lulv to play mahjong. My parents play mahjong every day and never care about me. I am very free."

Zheng Xiao criticized: "Who is going to lure him to fight? Are you or me? Or ask your parents to help? It doesn't work. Besides, Lulu doesn't look like the kind of person who likes to play mahjong." Wu Yun said: "How do you know?" Zheng Xiao gave him a blank look, disdainful to answer his question. You really can't communicate with idiots. Xu Bai said: "I don't know if Lulu plays stocks. When a person plays stocks, it's like being possessed by a demon, and he can't care about anything else. It's like Mr. Du who teaches science. I saw him when I was playing, his eyes were green like a wolf's. I saw him sneak out of school several times, maybe just to see the stock market."

Zheng Xiao said: "Mr. Du's family owns a beauty salon, so he has money to speculate in stocks. Lulu is so poor that he doesn't even wear Puma." This resolution was rejected again. Commander Tang said: "Oh, I have an idea, let Lulu participate in the draft." Bad boys remembered, recently there was a "Beauty in Jinling" event on TV, contesting beautiful women and handsome men, many people signed up, I heard that the last runner-up was an elementary school teacher. This is a way. Lulu is so busy with beauty pageants, she has to participate in training, she has to prepare for a talent show, doesn't she have no time to take care of us?

But what talent does Lulu have? Zheng Xiao said: "Wu Yun, this task is entrusted to you to complete, ask Lulu what talent he has." Wu Yun said, "Why should I ask?" Zheng Xiao said without raising his eyelids: "Because you are usually eighty, you won't doubt it when you ask Lulu." So after Chinese class the next day, Wu Yun came to ask Lulu: "Mr. Xiao Miao, can you dance?" Lulu said, "I won't." "Then can you sing?" "Won't." "Then what musical instrument do you know?" Lulu became vigilant: "Did you check your household registration?" "No, no." Wu Yun hurriedly smiled ingratiatingly. When he smiled, his small eyes narrowed into slits, which was quite interesting.Lulu also smiled and said, "I can play the flute." Teacher Lulu was in poor health when he was a child, and his breath was short and unsteady. His uncle taught him to practice flute since he was very young.My uncle played very well himself and was a member of the amateur orchestra of the publishing system. "Really!" Wu Yun was a little overjoyed, Zheng Xiao gave him a warning look from a distance, Wu Yun received the signal, thought of Zheng Xiao's deployment, and then asked: "Then when Teacher Xiao Miao's class meeting Give us a show, okay?" The class meeting is held in the fourth quarter of every Friday morning. Green has delegated all the rights to hold the class meeting. Anyone can recommend themselves as the host, form their own think tank, determine the theme, prepare materials, and arrange the environment by themselves. So this week, Zheng Xiao recommended himself to be the host. The theme is a talent show, and all students with special skills can sign up. Don't tell me, today's children, if they are asked to study, they are all frowning, and they are very energetic in doing these things.Some say they can play the erhu, some say they can do martial arts, some say they can do magic tricks, some say they can shake buzz, and of course, most of them sign up for singing and dancing. Zheng Xiao smiled sweetly and said, "Teachers, please come and have fun. Teacher Xiao Miao, are you going to play the flute?" Lulu was fooled and said yes. Teacher Zhang Xiaoran said straightforwardly that she was coming to a piece of Henan opera Hua Mulan.Because she is the deputy class teacher, she must attend the class meeting. On Friday, the fifth and fourth classes were very, very lively, playing and singing, singing and dancing. A girl group sang super star, and there were moves.Some boys squinted their eyes and imitated Jay Chou's slurred words: Sanjiegun Sanjiegun Sanjiegun.Throwing a pair of three-section cudgel models rattled, almost hitting himself.There are also two boy groups, singing hysterically: fly higher, fly higher, how much love there is, you can do it all over again.The expression on his face was painful and intoxicated. Lulu sat at the back of the classroom, holding her chin, using the cover of her palm to hold back her laughter and almost die of breath. But the children were really happy, they didn't feel ashamed when they sang and acted, and they didn't feel uncomfortable when they heard it, they really entertained themselves. Zhang Xiaoran was really surprising, a piece of Hua Mulan was sung so soul-stirringly, the kids in Class 5 and 4 were stunned and couldn't remember to applaud, Lulu was the first to applaud and cheered, and asked Teacher Zhang to play another verse. Zhang Xiaoran said: "No. This section alone is the first and last public performance. The swan song, the swan song." Finally, Zheng Xiao waited for Teacher Lulu's flute solo. Lulu took out her flute, stood in the middle of the classroom, and held the flute to her mouth. When the first note sounded, there was silence in the classroom, as if there was a gentle wind caressing the surface of the water, cool and clear. Lulu has a peaceful expression, her eyes are full of quiet smiles, her slender fingers are dancing and jumping on the silver flute pipe, the music is paved as a bridge, and in a moment, people go from earth to heaven. After that, several children in the class, both boys and girls, told their parents that they wanted to learn to play the flute.One was reprimanded by his father: "I'm going to lose my food, and give me back my mother's flute and piccolo!" One was coaxed by her mother: "Buy, buy, buy tomorrow." Tomorrow after tomorrow, it finally failed. There are also a few who really started to find a teacher to learn, and brought the flute to school every day in a hurry, and played the terrible out-of-tune sound, which made people gnash their teeth. Of course, this result was never expected by Zheng Xiao, but he was quite satisfied.Teacher Lulu is indeed talented, and the next step is to persuade him to sign up for the draft. He gave this task to Xu Bai. Because Xu Bai is very clingy. Just like chewing gum, you can't shake it off, throw it away, it's so sticky that you can't bear it, so you have to agree to his request.A teacher once said secretly with a smile that this child will be a big deal when he grows up. If there is a girl he likes, he will definitely stick to her mentally and agree to be his wife. However, Zheng Xiao never imagined that Lulu would not follow Xu Bai's tricks. Xu Bai said: "Teacher Xiao Miao, really, you go and participate. If you can be selected, you will be famous." Lulu said, "No." Xu Bai said: "Really, you go, okay? There are many contestants who are far behind you." Lulu said, "Go away." Xu Bai turned from Lulu's left to right: "A lot of elementary school teachers participated." Lulu said: "I see you have a lot of free time, so if you talk nonsense, go clean the toilet for me!" Xu Bai returned without success. The "Gang of Four" then held a second meeting. Commander Tang said: "I can't tell, Lulu is very stubborn." Wu Yun nodded: "That's right. He's very smart." Zheng Xiao likes to read classical novels very much, and he has a set of words in his stomach: "The only solution for now is..." He deliberately made a fool of himself. "Only what?" The three were really impatient. Zheng Xiao smiled slightly, her beautiful eyebrows were vivid and vivid: "Do you know that after a man falls in love, he will become very busy, busy trying to please his girlfriend, so now there is only one way to deal with Lulu: find a woman Come on, bore him to death!"