Chapter 3 3 May Fourth Heroes

After class, all the teachers who attended the get out of class couldn't help laughing. Miao Luming returned to the office, covered his face with a book, slammed his head on the office, and groaned. What an embarrassment today. Teacher Liu who was sitting across from him was a city-level famous teacher, and he had also listened to Miao Luming's class just now, and he couldn't help laughing, and said, "Little Miaoer, you really have eyesight, there are so many people, why did you call him Luo Qi? " Teacher Lulu blushed and asked, "What's going on with Luo Qi?"

Teacher Liu said: "Did you pay attention to him? His face is flat, his nose is so flat that it almost merges with his face, and his eyes are far apart. Generally, this kind of child has some intellectual problems." "Then why didn't the parents send him to a special school?" Teacher Liu shook his finger and said, "Little Miaoer, you won't say such things after you have a child. Besides, mental retardation is now defined as having an IQ below 70, but Luo Qi's IQ He is seventy-two, and he can only come to ordinary schools. However, for him, the current schoolwork is to rely on Taishan to surpass Beihai, so he has to do it, yes, he really can't!"

"Oh." "Little Miaoer," Teacher Liu continued, "the first thing you need to do when accepting a new class is to know all the students in the class, names, families, personalities, habits, hobbies, natural enemies, etc. In this way, the students will feel that you are not easy to be fooled, and will fear you and listen to you. Your work will be targeted." Teacher Lulu took all the student's enrollment registration forms home to study that night, and usually observed carefully, and quickly grasped some situations. The first thing that appeared in his sight was a little boy named Shen Yongheng.

The reason why this kid is so eye-catching is that no matter what class he is in, no matter where he goes, no matter what he is doing, he always holds a strange thing in his hand. A bamboo chopstick. The first time I saw him pinching chopsticks in class, teacher Lulu took the chopsticks away.The next day, he brought chopsticks again. In this way, a pile of chopsticks quickly piled up in the drawer of Teacher Lulu's desk.When a teacher in the office forgot to bring lunch utensils, he would say: "Green, bring a pair of chopsticks!" When Mr. Lulu saw Shen Yongheng holding a chopstick affectionately for the nth time, he opened his mouth wide, so-called dumbfounded.

Teacher Lulu found Shen Yongheng's father. Shen's father is tall and straight, with an amiable expression and a strong sense of book. Teacher Lulu knows that Shen Yongheng is actually the only child in the class from an intellectual family. His father is actually one of the ten outstanding young people in Jiangsu Province. Shen Yongheng transferred to Leisi later. At that time, the principal said that all the classes were full, except for the fifth and fourth class, which was a little less, but it was not a good class.Shen's father said openly, as long as the child has a place to study, he does not choose a class.

When Mr. Lulu asked Shen Yongheng about touching the chopsticks, Father Shen smiled and said happily: "When my son was young, he only grabbed a chopstick. He has been doing it for more than ten years, and he can't change it. " When Father Shen laughed, his gentle face looked a little silly. Father Shen went on to say: "Mr. Xiao Miao, you don't have to worry. This kind of problem is harmless. Besides," he laughed again, "Every genius has something wrong, hehehe." This is the end of the conversation, Teacher Lulu has nothing to say. Fortunately, Shen Yongheng's grades are very good.

The second person who surprised Mr. Lulu was Wu Yun. Wu Yun, according to Mr. Yang, the former head teacher of Class 54, was one of the "Gang of Four". If Shen Yongheng felt surprised to Lulu teacher, then Wu Yun felt shocked to him. He also has a vice. He-eat-head-hair! The first time I saw him fidgeting on his seat in class, and then suddenly plucked a handful of hair from his head and put it in his mouth to chew with relish, Teacher Lulu was so frightened that he stood on the podium in a daze Nothing can be said for two minutes. Originally, looking at the patches of bald spots on his head, I thought he had some kind of disease, and felt sympathetic.I didn't expect this alopecia areata to come from like this.

After class, Teacher Lulu touched Wu Yun's head and asked, "Does it hurt when you pull out your hair like this?" Wu Yun shook his head with a smile, and plucked out another lock of hair to eat. Teacher Lulu felt sick to his stomach, "Is it delicious?" He asked. Wu Yun nodded: "It's delicious." His demeanor was quite intoxicated and enjoyed, and it didn't look like he was pretending. Wu Yun was actually very happy in his heart. This new Lulu teacher did not criticize him for eating hair in class like the previous teachers, but asked him if it hurts. He was really touched and wished he could pull it out. Ask Lulu teacher to taste the next pinch of hair.

It tastes really good. After reading the book, Teacher Lulu realized that this kind of problem is called pica. I noticed Shen Yongheng and Wu Yun because of their faults. I noticed Tang Enbo because of his name. This kid's name is Tang-en-Bo! It is not a word different from the name of the senior general of the party-state in history. Teacher Lulu looked at his name and couldn't believe it. The teachers in the office said one after another, what is this. Teacher Li, who teaches mathematics, said that I once taught Zhang Xueliang. Zhang Xiaoran said, I once taught Zhao Ziyang.

Teacher Liu, who teaches Chinese, said, I am teaching a Hu Jin (Jin) Tao. Teacher Xiaoran said with a smile: "I heard that a man surnamed Zhong gave birth to a pair of twin sons. He planned to name the children 'Zhong Gong' and 'Zhong Yang', but the household registration police resolutely rejected it." "Why? Freedom to name." "It also makes sense," Teacher Xiao Ran couldn't help but laugh: "You think, if the child does not behave well in school in the future, the teacher slaps the table and says: 'Zhong Gong Zhong Yang, you are so outrageous! What is this? "

Everyone laughs. The teachers mentioned the names of the children one after another: "I have a student named Dai Suhezi. Listen, is this Chinese or Japanese?" Another said: "I have a student named Mao Zeyu! Good guy, the great leader only benefits the East, he wants to benefit the universe!" What a set of parents, Teacher Lulu thought. According to Tang Enbo's student registration form, both parents are unemployed. Wu Yun's parents are both laid off, but his parents are: unemployed! In terms of appearance, he is far from that invincible "king of the Central Plains". He has sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, extremely small eyes, sparse eyebrows, and two big protruding ears that don't match his small head. According to Mr. Yang, his biggest characteristic is that he is a rascal. Teacher Yang kindly reminded Teacher Lulu that this child cannot be touched, even if you pat him on the back unintentionally, he will lie on the ground and roll about in pain. If parents, schools and the media know about this, it's okay. Hit a student, this is a high-voltage wire, and you will die if you touch it. Not long after the start of school, Teacher Lulu saw Tang Enbo's shameless kung fu. That day, teacher Lulu was correcting the notebook in the office, when she heard teacher Zhang Xiaoran rush into the office and shout to him: "Nephew, go and have a look, Commander Tang in your class is lying at the drinking fountain and won't move, saying that someone bumped into him , surrounded by a group of children watching." Teacher Lulu hurried to the water dispenser on the third floor. There were a group of children surrounded by three floors inside and three floors outside, blocking the stairway. Teacher Lulu pushed aside the crowd and squeezed in. Seeing Commander Tang laying flat and leisurely with his eyes half closed, he reached out and grabbed the trouser leg of a boy. The boy looked like he was from a lower grade. I was quite frightened. Teacher Lulu squatted down and patted Commander Tang on the face and asked, "What's the matter with you?" Commander Tang opened his eyes to look at Teacher Lulu, and replied: "He knocked me down, and now I can't move." The voice was half dead, and it sounded quite scary. "Oh?" Teacher Lulu said, "Then where is your pain?" "Back pain. I might be paralyzed." "Ah!" Teacher Lulu exclaimed, "Don't move, don't move around, don't you feel that your whole back is numb, and then your hands and feet are slowly numb?" "Yes, yes." Commander Tang nodded his head pretentiously. "Maybe it really hurt the nerves on my back." Teacher Lulu turned around and asked the unlucky little boy in the lower grade: "How did you bump into someone? You can't hit your back casually, do you know? If you don't do it, you will be paralyzed for the rest of your life." bed, you raise him?" Teacher Lulu's voice was stern, and the little boy cried in fright: "I didn't, so I just touched him lightly, and he fell down." "Gently? Will it be this kind of result?" Teacher Lulu winked at Shen Yongheng who was standing aside watching the fun: "Do you have a magnetic card? Go downstairs and call 120 for an ambulance." Shen Yongheng rolled his eyes, said "Oh" and went downstairs. It's a pleasure to deal with bright kids, Teacher Lulu thought. Turning around, he squatted down and said to Enbo Tang: "Don't move, you must not move before the ambulance arrives, the injured nerve will not be repaired if you move it. You all get out of the way and give the patient some air. Enbo Tang, be good Yes, the ambulance will be here in a while, and you will be operated on as soon as you arrive at the hospital, wow," Teacher Lulu stretched out her hand and gestured on the backs of the students beside her, "I'll just cut you apart like this, don't worry, you will be given anesthesia, doctor I must save you as much as possible and heal your back. Don't move, you!" Tang Enbo began to climb up, but was held down by Teacher Lulu, "I told you not to move. You know Liu Luoguo, he fell down and hurt his back when he was young. In ancient times, the medical conditions were poor. If he was not treated in time, he became a It's a hunchback." Tang Enbo struggled to get up: "I feel better now, I want to get up." "Don't get up, don't get up. Come over and hold him down for me, don't let him move around." Tang Enbo jumped up: "I'm fine, I'm fine." "Are you sure you're okay?" "Sure." "Really all right?" "real!" "Okay. Get up then." Teacher Lulu let go. Tang Enbo struggled to sit up, stepped on the water from the water dispenser, slipped and fell again. Teacher Lulu stood up with her hips akimbo, tilted her head and greeted the boys around her: "Brothers, give Commander Tang a hand!" The boys replied: "Cha!"