Chapter 2 2 Green nose and eye problems

At the opening ceremony of the new semester, the new teachers and classmates met. This year Leisi has five new teachers, four women and one man, and the man is Miao Luming. Miao Luming was wearing a white short-sleeved shirt, beige cropped trousers, a thin leg was exposed, her soft hair was golden brown by the sun, and she was smiling.When the principal called his name, he stepped forward and bowed ninety degrees to the students. The children stood in a square team according to their class. They stood impatiently under the big sun and were stared at by the class teacher's sharp eyes. They were so unhappy that they were already upset. When the beautiful boy appeared, it was like giving the crowd a shot of excitement. The voice of "oh, hey, ah, wow, hehe" is endless.In every square, there are some children who didn’t see the new teacher clearly, but they were aroused by the sound of “ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. During the game, a jumping figure appeared from time to time, appearing and disappearing with a bang, one after another, the principal said: "Pay attention to discipline, everyone performed well just now, and now I am a little restless, and I have to show a new look in the new semester!"

The counselor of the brigade shouted with a microphone: "I praise..." He dragged his tone and shot his eyes. There are people jumping up in every square team of each class. Where does the praise start?I had to say: "I praise the first-year team." There was a buzzing down below. First grade?They can see best from the front, without jumping, of course, the children thought.Besides, what does Xiaodouzi in the first grade know?They don't know how to appreciate.Do they know what a beautiful boy is?They only like Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck. Everyone thought to themselves: Why doesn't our school have a tall concrete platform like other schools?During the meeting, the leaders, the teachers who are speaking, and the new teachers in such occasions all stand on the stage, and they can see clearly at a glance, who will struggle to jump around?

It is really against human nature to have beautiful women not to be seen. Miao Luming caused a sensation in Leisi. The children were like little monkeys who had drunk wine by mistake. They were inexplicably excited. Every day after class and when Miao Luming was on duty, he would be surrounded by a group of children and girls. Pulling his arm, talking coquettishly, the boys put their arms around his waist and climbed his shoulders, and one of the boys shouted over the crowd: "Mr. Xiao Miao, Zhou Zhuo of our class said that he When I grow up, I will have sex reassignment surgery and marry you."

The little monkeys were laughing to and fro, and a girl's shrill voice sounded: "Xu Mengjie and Zhao Xiaoyan from our class also want to marry you." Miao Luming struggled vigorously in the child's arms while saying, "I can't take it, I can't take it, I'm sorry." Every day after school, Teacher Miao is followed by a long string of little tails, all of whom are children waiting to go home with him. The child also gave him a nickname, Teacher Lulu. Not long after the start of school is Teacher's Day. Teacher Miao Luming received a total of 316 greeting cards from students of different classes in the whole school.

Some are bought, some are self-made, some are written in Chinese, some are a combination of Chinese and English, and there are also pure English versions with very strange grammar.for example: I very much like you. Another example: I wish you are our class teacher. Teach Miao, you happy.Most of the congratulations in Chinese are: Thank you teacher, or the teacher's kindness is unforgettable, Miao Luming is at a loss, I haven't handed in the books for a few days, and the students in my class haven't recognized them all, how can I become his (her) teacher? Teacher Miao Luming was still very excited, and felt that Ms. Bing Xin was right when she said that the cutest thing in the world is a child.He read each of those greeting cards, piled up on his desk, on the ground in front of the desk.He sorted it out carefully, and bundled them into the brand new bookcase with transparent glass assigned to him in the office.

Teacher Liu in the same office said to him with a smile: "Xiao Miaoer, if you keep it like this, the cupboard will be overcrowded soon." Miao Luming asked: "Then what should we do?" Teacher Liu said, "Call the concierge Master Xu to collect it in a few days." Miao Luming said: "Oh." I really couldn't bear it, after all, it was a child's wish. Later, Miao Luming thought of a way. He took the greeting card home and pasted it into two big colorful boxes. To load his discs. Such a popular and beautiful young teacher, as a lucky class 54 student, is of course extremely happy, but the way they express their happiness and welcome Teacher Miao is rather peculiar.

That was Miao Luming's first day of formal class. Teacher Miao has a little short-sightedness. In order to show the temperament of the teacher, he specially matched a pair of glasses with small black edges and Harry Potter style. He walked to the classroom with confidence. He prepared a warm and humorous self Introduced, ready to blockbuster. Far away, I heard the noise of the fifth and fourth class, huh?Haven't you already rung the school bell? Miao Luming pushed the door and went in, a football rushed towards him, hit him in the face with a bang, knocked his glasses flying, poor Harry Potter, 400 yuan, flew to the blackboard and fell to the ground, smashed smash.

Teacher Lulu felt her nose sore, and two streams of hot blood flowed down slowly. Here I want to explain that Mr. Lulu has a particularly sensitive nose, and it will bleed violently when touched a little, which is very thrilling. Teacher Lulu, who hadn't graduated from school yet, had nosebleeds and half of her clothes were stained red, so she couldn't wear them to show off in the campus, so as not to frighten the children, so she had to borrow a tracksuit from Teacher Su Jian to change into. Teacher Su Jian used to be a basketball player in college. He is 1.9 meters tall and weighs 88 kilograms. , so it looks very, very interesting, as if it came out of a cartoon, and the students rushed to tell each other, all of them rejoiced.No malice, but, it's really interesting.

It is said that Teacher Lulu's blood spattered five steps on the first day of class, and the blood dripped down the crevices of her fingers.The originally noisy classroom was quiet for a moment, and then, the students stepped forward one after another. A classmate handed over a napkin, not in sheets, but that kind of rolled paper, obviously stuffed in the pocket for a long time, showing a suspicious gray color, Teacher Lulu couldn't care less in a hurry, and grabbed it to block her nose. A boy yelled: "It's all Xu Bai's fault, you are going to be unlucky, you beat the teacher's nose and bleed."

The boy named Xu Bai yelled even louder: "It's me? It was Tang Enbo's last kick!" Tang Enbo spoke the same local dialect as Xu Bai: "Which grandson kicked it?" Xu Bai laughed loudly: "It was the grandson who kicked it, not me." Another classmate shouted: "Anyway, you are all going to be unlucky, teacher, tell them to lose money!" "Medical expenses!" Someone shouted. "Yes! Nutrition Fee!" "Blood transfusion fee!" "Teacher," came a thick voice that was changing: "Teacher, I will give you a blood transfusion!"

Teacher Lulu was dizzy, her ears were buzzing, and she unconsciously lowered her upturned head to look at her classmates. As a result, the blood in her nasal cavity flowed back into her mouth and flowed down the corners of her mouth. Some students yelled in horror: "The teacher vomited blood!" The classroom is like a pot of ice water falling into boiling oil, wow!It exploded. A lady rushed in from the door, with short hair and a crisp voice, "Quiet---!" It turned out that it was Zhang Xiaoran, the English teacher who was the deputy head teacher of Teacher Lulu. She taught several classes at the same time. She was in the class next door just now when she heard the movement. Teacher Zhang is a well-known teacher in the city. He is in his thirties. Hearing that Teacher Lulu's mother is also surnamed Zhang, she can't help but recognize Lulu as her eldest nephew. Teacher Zhang saw the situation in front of him and said, "Where is the monitor?" A fair, slightly fat little girl stood up. Teacher Zhang Xiaoran went on to say: "I'm in class next door, please go and ask the teacher from the teaching office to watch over, and let Teacher Xiao Miao go to the infirmary! You all give me a position! The representative of the Chinese class stood up and sent those who were over excited Write your name on the blackboard for me, and Teacher Xiao Miao will settle accounts with you later!" Although there was still buzzing in the classroom, the students returned to their seats in twos and threes, looking for someone, and remembering their names.Everyone opened the book in a hurry and looked at it pretendingly. Sure enough, it was Lulu's little aunt, who quelled a storm. After class, the students in get out of class five and four ran to the door of the fifth grade office and stretched their heads to see Teacher Lulu.The children gathered more and more, and the pranksters crowded in the back deliberately pushed the people in front hard, and the one in front fell into the office with an ouch, got up and pushed and shoved with the ones behind, making a fuss and blocking The way in and out, the teachers inside can't get out, and the teachers outside can't get in. It can't help but remind people of the rare small row sold in the vegetable market before the reform and opening up. The teacher in the office got angry, yelled and slammed everyone away like a chicken, and closed the door with a bang. Teacher Lulu felt very embarrassed and apologized to the seniors.Everyone comforted him.They all warned him that he couldn't get used to the fifth and fourth class, that they were all grandson monkeys who were about to go to the sky with the ladder. The students in class 5 and 4 still remembered what Teacher Zhang Xiaoran said, and they waited for Teacher Lulu to come to settle accounts with them. Unexpectedly, there was no movement after waiting for two days, and the students couldn't help but smile. It seems that Teacher Lulu is not only good-looking, but also a soft persimmon, which is a surprise. In the next two days, Teacher Lulu was also a little surprised. The legendary Class 54 did not give him too much trouble, and the class was relatively quiet, with cute little faces, upstairs and downstairs, in the school. We met outside school and called Teacher Xiao Miao affectionately. Although the homework is not outstanding, it is acceptable. Teacher Lulu reluctantly thought, oh, it turns out that those who have been elementary school teachers for a long time are somewhat exaggerated. On the third day, Teacher Lulu unfortunately showed up in class. Here's the thing. There is a tradition in Leisi, every morning after the teacher finishes the morning exercises, the principal will announce which teacher she and the middle-level staff in the teaching office will go to for surprise lectures today, which is called listening to the class.Generally speaking, young teachers under the age of 30 have the highest proportion of recruits. This morning, Lulu was recruited. Teacher Lulu is not afraid of tigers as a newborn calf, because she carefully prepares lessons every day and always expects the storm to come more violently.So I entered the classroom with confidence. The leaders are already seated in the back row. Although the students' reaction in class was not very enthusiastic, it was smooth sailing. At this time, Teacher Lulu wanted to ask a classmate to read the text: Lime Yin in the two ancient poems emotionally. Teacher Lulu hadn't fully remembered the names of the students in the class, so she said, "Please read that male student in the black T-shirt." The boy didn't move. He is an ordinary-looking child with small facial features, dark complexion, extremely short-cut hair, with short stubble standing on the side of his head, and he is thin. He didn't stand up unexpectedly, and rolled his eyes at Teacher Lulu. Lulu was puzzled, so she called him again, and gestured him to stand up. Everyone followed his fingers to look at the male classmate he pointed at, and then turned their heads again, all of a sudden bursting out laughing unanimously. There was also the sound of slapping the table in the middle. Lulu shouted: "Quiet!" Someone said with a splitting voice of laughter: "Teacher, she is a woman!" Teacher Lulu's face turned red. This little episode had just subsided, and it didn't take long for something to go wrong again. Teacher Lulu asked: "Which student can tell you what happened around you, you would rather be smashed to pieces than keep an innocent example. You can discuss it in groups, and then choose a representative from each group to speak." The students were discussing in a buzzing manner. Teacher Lulu folded her arms and looked aside and thought to herself, it's not bad, look at how lively the atmosphere is. But he didn't hear clearly what the students were discussing. The content is as follows: Let me play your game console after class. This is the 32nd time that Chen Li has been regarded as a boy, breaking the record. When will you return my CD? After school we hid in the back garden and waited for someone to leave to play ball. Do you know where Liu Xueqi's home is from class three? This green T-shirt is the same as mine. Do you think Lulu has a girlfriend? I heard that there is nothing to do in college except dating. I changed my QQ account and wrote to you, remember to add me at night.  … Five minutes later, teacher Lulu said, "Okay, now the discussion is over, which student can talk about it?" No one raised a hand. Teacher Lulu was a little dazed, then calmed down, and encouraged her enthusiastically. Still no hands were raised to speak. Cold sweat began to break out on Teacher Lulu's back. It is said that there are two things that the teacher is most afraid of. One is to hang the blackboard, or to stand in front of the blackboard when he has nothing to say.The second is the cold field. At this moment, a boy sitting in the front row raised his hand resolutely and heroically. The green eyes are smiling, he is really a good boy who saves people from fire and water. Lulu said: "Student Luo Qi, please tell me." The classmate named Roach has a flat face with a flat nose. Luo Qi stood up and said, "Teacher, I want to have a bowel movement!" Lulu said in her heart, today is really exciting. Lulu said: "Well, wait until the get out of class is over, hold on." Roach said, "I'm in a hurry." Lulu said: "Then you go." Roach stood up, the way and the sound of his walking were very strange, a little wobbly, his feet dragged on the ground, making a sizzling sound. Roach went out for less than ten seconds and came back again. Teacher Lulu asked: "You...so fast?" Roach said, "No paper." Teacher Lulu was furious, but she smiled angrily, showing her beautiful white teeth, and said, "Me neither."