Chapter 18 25-27 Shanghai

Shanghai (1) 704．One day in the third grade of elementary school, the weather was fine, with a few white clouds floating in the blue sky.Deng Jia upstairs led me to their house, then pointed to the baseboard on the ceiling and said: Look!New renovations to our home!Until now, I have always thought that decoration is baseboard, without baseboard, there is no decoration, and the highest state of decoration is baseboard. 705．One day, the weather was fine, with a few white clouds floating in the blue sky.We wanted to rent a house in Shanghai. The landlady showed us the house. The room was very ordinary, but she pointed to an old baseboard and said: Look, this is a renovated house!The cost cannot be less!I thought she was right, so I rented it.

706．Vegetables in Shanghai are abundant. I ate a lot of unnamed vegetables. They are delicious, homely but with a mountain flavor.For example, what purslane,...then I can't name it. 707．I saw a kind of "Guanyin dish" on the supermarket stand today. It was very tender and blue-purple in color. I bought a box immediately.When I went home to wash the vegetables, I was very careful, scrubbing them one by one, feeling very pious.When cooking in the pot, I recited loudly: Amituofo~. 708．When this vegetable was in boiling water, the water immediately turned dark purple, and the leaves were almost black, like thick scabs of blood.I couldn't bear it in my heart, so I fished up the Guanyin mother-in-law. She was already dying, and she was put in the Sichuan seasoning I had made.I didn't know what to do, I was silent for a while, the years were rustling in the air, man and god were in the same room, the universe was peaceful and tragic.I took the Avalokitesvara dish and said to her: Mother-in-law, since you incarnate in the world to feed, you are sacrificing your life to save the hunger of the people in the world. I happen to be hungry, so don’t blame me for being rude, I ate it?I ate it?

709．Now that I have supernatural powers, I can pass through my intestines and stay in Guanyin's heart. 710．As a person, I would like to say, Grandma Guanyin, the dishes you have changed are a bit harsh, and next time they will be better. 711．My mother came to Shanghai, and I went to Hongqiao Airport to pick her up, but she was in the bathroom of Pudong Airport touching up her makeup, and while applying powder, she said: Hey~ Why didn’t Rong Waer come to pick me up? ?Two hours later, I finally saw my mother in the crowd, and she said angrily: "Shanghai has too much money to run out~ Let's build two airports~!"Let me use some for them~!

712．I took a taxi, got off at the place, and when I touched my bag, my sweat came out: I didn't bring my wallet!I was cold and sweaty. I turned and turned in my bag and found a large piece of Dove chocolate. I handed it to the driver tremblingly: Uncle (I used to call him Master), I forgot to bring my wallet. This piece of chocolate is worth a lot. At least 15 yuan! (The fare is 12 yuan)... Our lovely Shanghai driver raised his watch with a smile: It's all right!it does not matter!Everyone has a time when they forget to bring their wallet~!You go your way, it doesn't matter, ah~, I don't want your chocolate, haha.

713．If anyone wants to slander Shanghai men in the future, I will not agree. 714．We walked into the five-star Wanhao Hotel in Tomorrow Square, got into the elevator, and leaned comfortably on the wall of the elevator, but my sister Lin Jiahua stood upright, and then said - don't rely on the elevator of the hotel, I have friends Working in a hotel, they saw a lot of people secretly picking boogers in the elevator, and then painted it on the elevator wall! 715．We bounced like springs and we all stood upright.I'm here to tell you guys, let's share it together. 716．When handing people a business card, I dig and dig in my huge bag and I find it!I took it out and handed it to someone, who politely returned it to me: Miss Sang,... sorry, this is your ID card!

717．On the street, I didn't wear my glasses, and I saw the words "30% off" on the opposite side from a distance, so I got into the muddy and watery tunnel crossing the street without any regrets.Drilled out from the tunnel, a look, Mitsubishi Electric. 718．I am going to withdraw money like a modern person in front of a certain bank's cash machine in Wujiaochang, so as to satisfy my primitive and savage material desires. 719．At this time!I found out that the ATM had a suspicious camera hidden by the interface.My hair immediately stood on end, I calmly blocked the camera with my hands (at this moment, I was deeply moved by my calmness), and took out the money.

720．Then!I calmly took out my mobile phone and dialed 110 calmly.When the phone was connected, I looked at the weather seriously. It was the scene of a storm and a big event. The sky and the grass were all purple, and I, a weak citizen, bravely for the safety of all mankind. stood up.Touched, Sangge, well done! Shanghai (2) 730．then!The kind voice of the police uncle rang on the phone, hello, please speak!I took a deep breath, feeling that justice filled my heart, my calm and serious voice was trembling, there was a suspicious camera in the cash machine of a certain bank on such and such a road.Uncle policeman was not too surprised, he asked: Where is it?I was on the verge of tears, but I described the location of the camera in as much detail as I could.The policeman paused for a while, and said: Miss, you are talking about this camera, every cash machine has it...

731．At last!For a moment, I couldn't accept that my full enthusiasm had disappeared so dramatically.I was a little bit unwilling to say: Are you sure?The police uncle actually smiled: Yes, I am very familiar with the street you mentioned.I'm a little crazy: anyway, my spirit is to be admired!The police uncle actually laughed: "Okay, I praise you!" 732．I passed by several ATMs along the way, inspected them intently, and tested, and they all have cameras, too. 733．I was supported by a friend, hunched over, and walked with difficulty on the tree-lined path in Tongji New Village.He asked: Can you do it?My face turned green, and I took two steps forward, but I couldn't move anymore, so I shook my head and waved my hands: Go back first~.I was on the stone steps on the road, panting like a stranded fish, it was really painful.

734．I broke down and waved to my friend again: go, I'll be back in a while.Watching him go further and further away, I pulled up the tight pants and loosened them a bit to make them more comfortable. 735．Sweaty vegetables with garlic paste, fish maw stalls, shredded eel in oil, sliced ​​wild rice stem meat, tomato and egg soup, all of them are my treasures, and I can't let go of them.When I was helped out of the restaurant, many people looked at me: What's wrong with this girl?It's nothing, I just reached the highest state of eating: leaning in and out of the wall.That's all.

736．I was lucky, calmed my dantian, closed my eyes and introspected, and I hiccupped after a while.Damn, I can finally stand up and go home. 737．Saw a little bicycle, shabby, lying dead in the winter. 738．I am actually a very suave woman. Every time I look for Prince Charming on a high-end means of transportation like an airplane, I hold an old edition of the People's Publishing House in hand, and flip through it with fake eyebrows and fake eyes. Take a peek and see if there are any insightful people around me who find me this classic beauty.As a result, on the flight from Shanghai to Chengdu, all the men with local souvenirs were sitting. Seeing that it was about to descend, they all stood up and turned out the cotton wool trousers with Baotou. The intestines and stomach were smashed, which made me lose my appetite at all, so I quickly picked it up, closed my eyes until I fell asleep.

739．When I went out to drink tea, Doudou and Mao Mao took their dolls, and I took my mother, and the two dolls went to the children's playground, and my mother was playing with sugar cakes at the sugar cake stall next to it.They said to the doll: Be obedient, don't run away!I said to my mother: You are obedient too, don't run away. 740．After a while, two dolls came to complain: the mother-in-law was arguing with others!I ran over and saw my mother yelling at the sugar cake stall owner: Well, no, give me two more sugar cakes, just two!I pulled her back, she was so angry, she waved her hand: I hate it!You are not good to me!Turn around and leave. 741．I was anxiously looking for my dear mother, she suddenly smiled and appeared at the head of the plum garden next to her, standing among the plum blossoms and shouting: Hey!Come and take a picture of me, I want to laugh in the bushes! 742．Today I finished watching "Chinese Divorce" with my mother. My mother has never wanted to watch this TV series because she herself is also divorced, but the plot is a bit attractive. After watching it twice, she watched it again, and kept sighing. , several times said: Oh my god, I'm going to cry watching it!If your father is half of Song Jianping, we can't get a divorce! 743．After the finale, I went to the toilet, and my mother went to hang the laundry.I heard her talking to herself while hanging out: What can I do to save you~! , love... I squatted in the toilet, tears streaming down. 744．I don't know what I ate, and I kept farting.When I walked to an elegant occasion for an art exhibition, I felt something was wrong. I put down the tea in my hand and said gracefully to the friend next to me: I'll go over there to see the "Begonia Picture". 745．I said: I want to go on a short trip alone!Friends said: no!A beautiful girl like you will definitely be raped when she goes out!My vanity was greatly satisfied immediately, and I said: Well, I won't go~! Shanghai (3) 746．Warm congratulations to my dad for being selected into the "Sunset Red Middle-aged and Elderly Fashion Show Team"!And become the absolute main force! 747．No bragging, my dad has a 1.77 meter figure and is well-proportioned, standing in their middle-aged and elderly singing and dancing hall, it's very eye-catching!According to him, some imaginative ladies always wanted to invite him to drink tea after the meeting, and he stiffened his neck: No!My old man is not that kind of person! 748．One can imagine my dad's charm, one can imagine how many people's hearts he has broken. 749．I was tortured by the desire to shop, so I went to "Wumart" to buy a toothbrush, which made me feel much more comfortable. 750．One night, maybe at 3 o'clock in the morning, I was bored, so I paid to watch MTV at 21CN, which happened to be Teresa Teng's concert at Victoria Stadium in Hong Kong.My mind went blank, I never knew she had such a concert.She stepped out from the depths of the stage like a goddess, in a pure white gauze skirt: there are many stories in the small town, full of joy and joy... I immediately called a friend, his name was Qinglang, and he was trembling from crying. It hurts: what's the matter? !What happened? !Speak slowly, speak slowly!I continued shortly and breathlessly: Deng, Deng, Teresa Teng, really, really, so, so cute! ... 751．I had a fever last night.I love to have weird dreams after I have a fever, and I can usually use them directly to make some works for surreal and magical contemporary artists, but the order and reality of the dream last night made me wake up for a long time after waking up today. . 752．At night, I went to the market to buy cat food, and saw a monkey show. A Henan man brought three monkeys, two big ones and one small one.The little monkey was behind, the smallest one, picked up a piece of plastic paper and held it in his mouth and gnawed it back and forth.I grabbed the beef-flavored cat food and spread it on my hand. It hesitated to reach out to grab it. Its hands are extremely small, and the hair on one side of its small head is gone, and the hair on its neck is also speckled.When I stood up, it was startled and subconsciously jumped to the other side, and then hurriedly stuffed the cat food into its mouth.I turned around and left, and as soon as I left, tears fell. 753．I set an alarm clock, got up at 3 o'clock in the middle of the night, went online, and waited for an American friend Liao Fumei to appear on MSN.He finally came and I said to him right away: Please do me a favor!He said: What is busy?I said: Aren't you going back to China recently?Please bring me a small bag of American soil!He said: What are you going to do?I said: I bought a nest of American aloe vera, and it has been lying around. Maybe I am homesick. I want to get some American soil to bury it! 754．I bought these things: half an earring, a small shirt with a ripped neckline, a dirty wooden spoon, a doll with a smoke-burned arm, the last sample hair dryer, a faded picture frame, a small stool with a hemiplegia. 755．When the spring begins, I want to take my mother to Hangzhou, spend thousands of dollars, and play comfortably: we want to live in a youth hostel by the West Lake, and rent a standard room for 80 yuan, with windows on the ceiling That kind, you can see the moon at night, hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee:) During the day, the two of us rented a couple bicycle and rode by the West Lake. My mother must be very happy to see it.We also want to walk hand in hand on Su Causeway, take pictures, and spring dawn Su Causeway.I want to dress up my mother a little bit more beautifully, with Hangzhou silk clothes all in one, and I will paint her a delicate and charming make-up myself.Hee hee hee hee hee hee:) In the evening, I will take her to Xinbailu to eat West Lake vinegar fish, sugar couple, bad peanuts, Yipin cabbage, water shield soup, well, just these few dishes, we can’t finish them all , I will come again next time, you can order Dongpo Pork, Pumpkin Golden Silk Cake, and West Lake Vegetarian Assortment.We must be happy to eat, and cheap, hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee:) 756．Then, we have to go to Nanjing and Suzhou, lingering and forgetting to return, and we are so happy to miss Shu, oh ha ha ha ha ha ha!I'll call my mom right away! 757．My mother said: No, I want to trade in stocks. 758．I had nothing to do, so I turned on the TV to watch TV, and saw a program on CCTV about immigrants from the Three Gorges. When those immigrants were about to board the boat, they were crying. I wanted to cry when I saw it, and I cried too much Oh wow.After crying, I said to my friend, I want to go home, I want to see my mother. 759．The next day, I bought a plane ticket and went back to Chengdu. After finally closing the house, my mother was startled and asked: Why are you back? !I said: come back and see you!She asked again: What plane are you taking? !I said: Ah!She also asked: Is there any discount on air tickets? !I shook my head: I walked in a hurry, no.Her apex was numb with pain: this back time doll~! 760．Because I was going to fly, I didn't sleep well all night, and I meditated on various details about the last moments of my life before the crash.It's like this every time, aircraft phobia syndrome.But, how can I die with an NEC notebook I just bought?There are also several ESPRITs and a pair of peerless boots (actually a bit big), and the Maybelline mascara I just bought is not even sealed. Really, I can't die! Shanghai (4) 761．Due to poor sleep, I fell asleep on the airport bus. When I got off the bus, my wallet was gone, and there was a huge sum of 500 yuan in it.However, I remembered my mother's famous saying: Lose money to avoid disaster, then, today's plane will definitely not fall, and I don't have to die!I boarded flight 3U8736 in a very relaxed mood. Looking at the plane full of people, I was very happy: everyone doesn't have to die!The merciful and compassionate Avalokiteshvara Buddha, Allah, my father Jesus! 762．According to my visual inspection, there are about 180 people on the plane. Dividing 500 by 180, I saved everyone at a price of about 2.9 yuan per person, which is worth thousands. 763．In Shanghai Huashan Hospital, I wondered: Is this the best hospital in Shanghai?The friend nodded: Yes, he was afraid that I would not believe him, so he explained: Chen Yifei died here!Very good very good! 764．It has been half a month since my dad joined the "Sunset Red Middle-aged and Elderly Fashion Show Team".I called him to ask how he was feeling, and he said: ok-ok!It's different, the art cloth walks like the secretary of the provincial party committee! ...Pull up those women, those women are still of high quality, all of them are plump and plump, now you are thin and not good-looking!Pull those girls up... 765．Now when I go back to Chengdu, the roads are so repaired that I can’t even recognize them!I only take taxis when I go out; all the fly restaurants in the alleys have been demolished, so I can only bring friends to eat those famous "famous snacks" that locals don't patronize; spending money is also lavish, thinking about it anyway Come back to play, relax, it’s not like going to cheap and good places in Guangzhou... I feel very uncomfortable, my hometown is a foreign land. 766．I specifically took my friend to the intersection of Qintai Road and Baihuatan Park, pointed to a piece of concrete partition of the green belt that was damaged, and said, I hit it that year. 767．We eat Malatang in Babatou behind our house, there are many people, and the business is good.Suddenly I heard "Oops! The gas is on!", and the crowd disappeared with a "Boom!", and someone shouted after a minute, that's right!correct!It's all right!The crowd came back with a "boom!", eating what they were eating just now, and what kind of dragon formation they were setting up just now.I sat there and hadn't come back to my senses. I was in a dream, and an unrecognizable woman next to me spoke up: Is this little girl a melon? !It's going to blow up to the eyebrows and don't move! 768．Shanghai was too cold, I shivered like sifting chaff, hunched over, and slowly dragged through the streets and alleys.This kind of slowness is inadvertently close to the walking speed of philosophers when they think, so I also thought: In this weather, in fact, a business can be developed, allowing beauty parlors to plant hair on people, which is close-fitting and warm, how wonderful!I even thought about the price: 1,000 yuan for high-grade goose down; 700 yuan for mid-grade duck down; 400 yuan for low-grade chicken feathers! 769．I will definitely choose the cheapest one, I choose the cheapest grade for almost everything, friends and loved ones, this is a virtue!Very noble! ...However, I choose the cheapest one, which is chicken feathers. Well, nobility is nobility, but isn’t it too fashionable?Think about it, I, a woman with short limbs, covered in chicken feathers, walks vigorously—— 770．Forget it, relying on my factually excellent and extraordinary fashion sense, I think this may not be very good-looking, and it may make people have not very good associations, especially in the stage of bird flu.As far as the name is concerned, he decisively dismissed the plan of planting chicken feathers, let's talk about this business. 771．My mother said: In fact, there were two emperors on our street!One is Emperor Daoguang and the other is Emperor Xuantong.I am infinitely proud to say: Really? !My mother said: Why not Nan, both of them work in the Chengdu Environmental Sanitation Bureau, one drives a garbage truck and is responsible for emptying the trash every day, that is Daoguang; the other is responsible for spinning the trash can, that is Xuantong. 772．We in Sichuan have culture: white, do not say white, say fast white; black, do not say black, say black; light, do not say light, say light; heavy, do not say heavy, say heavy; fast, do not say fast, Say fast; sweet, don’t say sweet, say sweet; bitter, don’t say bitter, say scorching bitter; sour, don’t say sour, say sour; spicy, don’t say spicy, say good dick is spicy~ 773．Call Zhang Min: Hey!The book may really be out!If there is an opening ceremony, you want to come!Zhang Min said feebly: Did you call me to pour boiling water? 774．When Doudou's husband coaxed her back from Shenzhen, he bought her an Estee Lauder set.I went to their house that day and used it hard (Doudou's heart was going to be numb with pain), it was easy to use. 775．Legend, if you want to talk about legend, it means that I once had a black coat, which was so expensive. The person who gave me this coat at that time said vaguely, expensive!A sleeve is more than 1,000.I was reluctant to wear it, and kept hanging it on the top of the cabinet to admire it.One day, on an important occasion, I solemnly restarted this legendary coat. Unexpectedly, the sleeves of this legendary coat had not been worn for an hour, and the sleeves came off. I tried to pull it lightly, and it was like a rocket from a fuel tank. my arm!Like Premier Zhou, I spent that unforgettable night carefully holding my arm.The next day, I flicked that sleeve to the friend who gave me the dress: Take it!Your more than 1000! Shanghai (5) 776．There was also the sequined vest that I bought madly at the time, but I never wore it. It is said that my mother thought it was a pity and wore it once... It was all my sin.I have the same sock and the same glove. Fortunately, the bra is connected together. 777．Last night when I was sleeping, I said something in my sleep: pay the bill—— 778．Dabao Eye Cream sells for 63 in Shanghai, 74 in Guangzhou, and only 47 in Beijing.If one day I move to Beijing, this is one of the extremely important reasons, the overall attractiveness of the city is really important. 779．My mother raised the table knife, like a Japanese samurai raising a knife from the palace, and killed a piece of steak on the plate.Then, she raised her head and asked me: Am I using it right?I nod encouragingly.She hesitated and asked: Am I not ugly like this?I shook my head more encouragingly. 780．In fact, all eyes were on our table.My mother was a little embarrassed: Why do people look at us?I calmly wiped the corners of my mouth with a cloth: Mom, because we are celebrities.I told my mother that the magazine I was working for had almost attracted worldwide attention, but there was still work to be done to communicate with the general public. 781．She believed it. 782．Backed by a world-renowned magazine, I suggested, Mom, we should go eat some good, like, Western food?My mother was immersed in inexplicable joy, and agreed in a daze.So, she is now sitting in the "Seine River" western restaurant in Ascott Pudong, struggling to cut a piece of steak. 783．In the end, she pushed the plate away, and said: Ge Laozi!With angry steps, she went to serve a whole plate of seafood fried rice, and carefully picked out the shrimp, saying that it was fishy. 784．In the summer when we were in middle school, Zhang Qi and I were going to go swimming in a swimming pool called "Nanhong". We searched and searched in the legendary neighborhood, but our brains were burned by the sun and we couldn't find it!We just go home.As a result, when I returned to Chengdu this year, I took a taxi and passed by there. Suddenly, half of the signboard "Nanhongyou" flashed past. I looked back, but I couldn't see it again. dust. 785．I love my classmate Tian Li very much, and I haven't seen her for a long time.It is said that she was drunk a few days ago, but fell to the ground and returned to the room at 5 o'clock in the morning.Hungry, after searching the whole room to make sure there was nothing to eat except a bar of soap - she, an urban fashion woman, washed the leeks, meat, Find out the noodles, and start making dumplings with a loud chopping sound. 786．I love her quite a lot. 787．While she was drunk, she made dumplings and asked, "Hey, it's been a long time since the ball game started muttering...?" 788．I love her so much. 789．I saw the underworld last night, and this morning I tried to recall every detail of it, and murmured: Well, I dreamed... 790．Sleeping in that house by the sea, I desperately said to myself, Be good, get up, and watch the morning light before sunrise.The underworld came out of another room, wearing a white gold-rimmed robe, I saw him startled: ... Ah, hello, hello.He smiled and said: I am good, how are you?His appearance hasn't changed at all, he's still the same as Fei Xiang, with thick, naturally curly hair. 791．I said: I'm coming back to get some winter clothes. I have a pink down jacket from Sisley, is it still there?He shook his head: I donated money to build a museum, and there is an exhibition hall called "Mom, Love Me Again", where all your things are. 792．He said, do you want to go swimming in the beach?I said: Forget it, I still can't swim.He sighed: You always make me worry, you have to know, how much of the surface of our earth is water?What if you're outside alone and can't swim? !I said: ... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I have to leave first, there is soup on the fire at home! 793．The underworld chased them down from upstairs: ... When you write about me in the future, can you stop mentioning my Luzhou accent?I've been in Chengdu for so many years, and I've stopped talking so much! 794．I calmed down a bit: OK, I will write you very tall. ... I really want to go - he looked at my back and said slowly: I saw two butterflies on the beach just now, and I'm sure you have seen one of them.I waved my hand back: Well, I did. 795．Why do you have to buy a house to live in? !What a waste of money!How happy it is to break such a big lump of money into small petals and carry it in the bag. 796．Living in a house with my own name written on it, I can see myself wearing a forged padded jacket, holding a silver thermos pot in both hands, sitting on a mahogany chair with resentment, property, deed, and red lanterns hanging high.As a glorious successor of the proletariat, I feel uncomfortable, quite ~ unhappy. Shanghai (6) 797．After escaping from Chengdu, I basically lost contact with all my friends.A few days ago, on a whim, I found a yellowed phone book in some corner. After looking through it for a long time, I saw a person with a family landline and added an "8" in front of it——Chengdu in A lot has changed since I left, including a phone upgrade.It worked!My friend is still there!I asked in surprise: Hey!Tintin cat, you are still playing pot helmet (buying sesame seed cakes) wow?My friend cleared his throat with a "hum" and said: Now~, I don't play Guokui, I play golf.I am now the president of Chengdu "Heshi" Group, oh~, yes, president! 798．When I went home, I saw Deng Jia, who was getting married this year, and she showed me something, which was spread out on her hand for me to see.She said: Look!This is what you gave me in 2nd grade!I still keep it!Those were my deciduous teeth. We were playing with water in the faucet in the garden. My teeth were loose and fell out when I flicked them with my hands. I was very generous and I have always been generous. I handed it to Deng Jia: I’ll take it for you to play with. ! 799．That tooth is so small. 800．I am grateful to Deng Jia who has preserved my deciduous teeth so far.One day, a lot of children were playing together, suddenly she pulled me out of the crowd, then ran for more than ten meters, stopped, she was out of breath and said: I just farted over there, at noon I ate leeks, it sure stinks! 801．Sure enough, there was a "boom" over there, like someone dropped a bomb, and everyone dispersed, fanning with their hands while dispersing: it stinks!Which turtle son farted? ! 802．I took Deng Jia's hand and smiled at each other, feeling the warm friendship like spring. 803．I asked my mother: Mom, where is my facial oil?She said: In the fridge where the eggs are.I asked her: Mom, where is my printed resume?She said: On the first shelf of the refrigerator.I asked her: Mom, where is my underwear?She said: Which compartment is the biggest in the refrigerator.She said: Unplugged refrigerators can be used as cabinets, hehe. In Tibetan areas, washing machines are used to make ghee, hehe. ... After a pause, she said softly: You are gone, how can I use such a big refrigerator by myself. 804．I recently had two very white teeth!As soon as I put the electric toothbrush in my mouth, I fell asleep and croaked. 805．I'm going to meet a male friend. I saw a stall selling earrings on the way. Do I want to dress myself up?I just squatted down and tried it, and troubled the stall owner to hold a mirror for me~ After trying it for a long time, I said something: Damn, you are a girl~ 806．Washing my feet by the stream, one of my sandals was accidentally washed away by the rushing water, so I immediately took off the other one and threw it in the direction that it was drifting away.God forbid, the little shoe at the back can catch up with the one at the front, they are a match made in heaven. 807．Before, my mother forced me to drink milk every day; now I force my mother to drink milk every day, and we are both very disobedient. 808．When I was a child, I really liked to smash a whole brick on the ground, smash it in half, pick up some broken pieces and take them to the ping-pong table for grinding.The finer the grinding, the more fulfilling it is, and you can make a small pile in a while.When the class bell rang, I sprinkled the bricks and powder on the ground, and the red ones were really beautiful. 809．A few days ago, I was shocked to see in the newspaper that the small vendors are developing new types of chili noodles using the method I used to do back then. 810．The three big cities in the motherland can be regarded as allowing me to live in one of them.The aunts in these three places have their own characteristics—Aunts in Beijing: This eye cream is very popular, why don’t you come to 5?Aunt in Shanghai: Write the invoice at the original price?Do not open more?Aunt in Guangzhou: Come!The aunt who originally paid 1.5 yuan counts you as 1.4 yuan! 811．Zhang Min announced her life trajectory very early: becoming a monk.She said that on the last day of her 29th year, she hoped to end her life and enter Buddhism.When we heard this, we were puzzled and asked: Are you really not playing?She nodded resolutely, and pointed to a poster on the wall with a statue of Avalokitesvara to show her heart. 812．I said: After that, I can’t even ask you to go to Starbucks, right?She was also confused: ... Is coffee considered vegetarian? 813．The godfather said: Baby, why are you still not married?Godfather has a dowry for you, no worse than your elder brother and second brother!I said: Godfather, people think I'm barbaric!My godfather said: Which one? !I will clean it up for you! 814．Godfather was the first Napo man to drive a taxi in Tibet. He said that one year on the morning of the Sholton Festival, he took a woman who was going to make a pilgrimage to Buddha. He asked him in a daze: How do you say "forget" in Tibetan?He said: Golden plug.Which woman was muttering to herself all the way: Jin Saidao, Jin Saidao, Jin Saidao, Jin Saidao. Shanghai (7) 815．I was taken aback! 816．I also went to see Thangka on the morning of the Shoton Festival, and I also took a taxi to go there. I asked the driver almost the same question on the way, but it was not "forgotten", but "unforgettable".The driver said: You are definitely not a Tibetan. You can’t tell if you can’t forget it, Jin Meisai! 847．I read it all the way until I came to the foot of Drepung Monastery. I saw people climbing up the mountain in the morning light, and they couldn’t see the end at a glance, and tears burst into tears. Roll down.