Chapter 15 19-20 University

University (1) 411．During the military training, the male students climbed down from the upstairs and climbed back after eating the fruit in our girls’ dormitory. They also left a note with their left hand: There are worms in the apples! 412．Going to college, I'm just like revenge, play Oh!Stretch it!The head of the department saw me eating a beef pot knuckle while walking on the road, and said, San Gege, aren’t you in class!While chewing the pot helmet, I answered casually: Teacher is sick!not coming! 413．I fell down on the road... I heard that walking "step by step" can lose weight.

414．The teacher who taught "Journalism Writing" was a young man in his 1.9 meters, and we privately called him gigantism.Gigantism is a Ph.D. student, and he was highly valued as a director at Sichuan TV Station, but his brother once interviewed a pressure cooker quality incident, and saw a 16-year-old girl whose face was half-shoveled off by a pressure cooker. Reporter, I have to go back to school to teach.He is dressed simply and looks handsome, but he smokes too much: Jiaxiu! "It stinks, draw a show", which made me really want to care about him for a while. 415．The old woman who taught "Ancient Chinese" was a very energetic old woman, wearing "Li Ning", white sports shoes, and a huge glass diamond tied to the zipper of her jacket.As soon as she entered the classroom, she was not like other teachers who gave lectures at the beginning, but she would talk to us for a long time, such as African disaster victims, democratic rights, caring for poor students, etc. One day, she was talking about "Mayfly", He stopped suddenly, pricked up his ears, ran to the window, looked left and right, and said: There is a dog barking! Someone is mistreating the puppy!

416．I mainly take the classes of these two teachers, other classes, and occasionally visit them. 417．The relationship between me and Liu Peng is one of the purest emotions in the world.Although I always felt a little naughty towards him in the third year of high school, but I was too busy with the college entrance examination, so I didn't bother to confess my love.Unexpectedly, I received a letter from him in the first few days of college. He wrote a few big articles about your mother, but he didn't have any language I expected. He just said one thing: the World Cup is about to start, you Guess which team wins?

418．I also replied to several large pages of letters, the central idea being that Tolstoy's is too sad!I said, do you know that the most beautiful eyes in the world are Maslova's kind of nearsighted and squinted eyes?Finally, I added, sorry, I don't understand football at all. 419．He was not discouraged, and sent a few more pages of letters, giving me all kinds of football-related introductory knowledge one by one with illustrations and explanations, and said, please watch "Central Five" on this Thursday at 7:55 p.m. Football Night, with highlights of many goals and a replay at 10am the next day!

420．After I received this letter, I didn't want to continue writing the central idea, so I mailed a copy of the original directly.Then, I began to bite the bullet and study his diagrams. After watching for a long time, I really didn't understand the ball!I went to ask Zhang Min, who is familiar with any kind of sports, including softball. She was drooling for half an hour.No one can get in here! 421．The pure friendship between me and Liu Peng came to an end, because I never understood what "offside" meant, and he never read more than 11 pages. 422．In the Lingering Garden of Suzhou, a tour guide in the Peony Garden said to a group of tourists: Everyone, there are peonies over there!But these plants are not, these plants are peonies.Did you know that to plant peonies, you must plant a few peonies next to it.why?Because the peony is the mother and the peony is the male, the male and the female must be matched, otherwise the peony is not interesting to open by itself~...

423．I interjected: But, with so many peonies, just two peony plants, can the peonies stand it? 424．The tour guide has a complex expression: ...it should be okay. 425．I bought a meat bun and a bowl of porridge in the cafeteria, went back to the dormitory, sat on the bed (lower bunk) and started eating.Biting and biting, I suddenly felt something was wrong, and then slowly dragged out a hard thing from my mouth. After careful identification, it was a black iron nail one and a half centimeters long.Everyone in the room screamed, and people from the dormitory opposite also came. Everyone denounced the school cafeteria angrily. While denouncing with everyone, I ate up the remaining buns.Finally, everyone decided to send the nail to the principal's office. Zhang Ying said hesitantly: "Well, I lack a nail in the sole of my shoe. Why don't you nail the sole of my shoe!"

University (2) 426．I started to hear "writing from the lower body", and a scene of a hard-working disabled teenager writing with a pen between his feet appeared in my mind. I felt very inspired!People are physically and mentally strong, I want to learn! 427．I came to the cafeteria again with the rice bowl, walked to the window, saw a big plate just brought out, big green peppers, and immediately passed the rice bowl: get a fried green pepper!The master made a copy, handed it to me, and corrected it blankly: This is fried pork liver. 428．Zhang Qi’s family lives in front of the primary school, I went to find her, and was surprised to find that there were two old ladies, one skinny and one fat, still selling kohlrabi at the door!The hair is all white, fast white!Just like back then, sitting one at an intersection, ignoring each other, KFC and McDonald's.

429．I have a few knowledge blind spots, which I have never been able to figure out: 1. Chen Dushou 2. Lao She, the famous work "The Hunchback" 3. Aloe Vera, the treacherous official who framed Yue Fei 4. "The Tortoise and the Hare Race"... Is there something wrong? 430．Law and order is not good, I plan to raise a wolf dog.The third sister called and said that she wanted to live with me, and I was overjoyed: "Okay, I don't need to raise wolfdogs when you come!" 431．My third sister started a regular business: buying cold vegetables.In addition to going to school every now and then, I also found a temporary job at the Provincial Radio Station like a dog and became a host.The third sister said, you have to tie it up for the third sister, and use your popularity to solicit business for me.Reluctantly, I said at the beginning of the program for three consecutive days: Dear listeners, the first song of today’s program was sent by a lady named "Rongwa" (my nickname). Ms. He Linqiong of a certain stall in a farmer's market, He Ji Cold Salad, has a prosperous business and everything goes well!

432．My third sister didn't think it was enough, she spread the news everywhere: the host of a certain channel is my cousin, and she comes to help me sell vegetables every Saturday afternoon!Then I have to go to accompany her every Saturday afternoon.I sat anxiously at the stall and helped her sell vegetables. While she was peeling melon seeds, she said to everyone, hi, this is my cousin!Someone came to buy vegetables, and I asked fiercely, what do you want?Much better?The other party said timidly, XX, I admire you very much, can you sign me? 433．Once on the show, I hiccupped, but I couldn't stop it no matter what.Even if I have a good pattern, there will be a hiccup in about 10 seconds, so I will say the words at nine-second intervals and nine-second intervals.But there is one sentence that cannot be finished, and there is a rhetorical question: Isn't it? ……Uh! ! !All the people in Sichuan heard it very loudly.

434．Hotline hours.While the song was playing, I quickly called Zhang Min and said in a hurry: "The question for a while is to ask which box of songs from Chen Sheng's album, and you answer yes... Zhang Min interrupted me." : Not too busy, what is the prize today?I said, 5 cans of Wahaha eight-treasure porridge, she yawned, forget it, she didn’t want it, she blew it when she was empty, and hung up the phone.I can only leave the fat water to outsiders, and I turned on the microphone: OK, dear listener, have you heard clearly which song is in which album of Chen Sheng this is?Let's take the call from our first lucky listener...

435．Just like this, a deputy director of our radio station even said that he would train me.As soon as I said "cultivation", I thought of our deputy director who dug a hole in an open space, and then planted me on it like a sapling, watering, fertilizing, pruning and catching insects. 436．Later, when I was in Guangzhou, my third sister wanted to open a branch, so she called and asked: How is your market?I said in horror: "No way!"No way!People here can't touch a little chili! 437．I have endless social activities to participate in, and I am always running outside. Finally, our homeroom teacher couldn't stand it anymore, and came up with the ruthless trick of the primary school teacher: please parents!When my mother arrived at the school, the teacher in charge said: You San Gege, you missed a lot of classes this month, and there are still many classes that you haven't taken in the last semester. She doesn't look like a student now!Be outside all day and night!You are on the radio for a while, and you are shooting commercials for a while, you parents don’t care about it!My mother cleared her throat after listening to all the complaints, and said slowly; "Teacher, the two years of college are not as good as the past few years. She is doing that kind of work now. After graduation, you guys." Guaranteed to find her, right? !Seeing that the class teacher's face was not good-looking, he added: Don't worry, I still have to tell her to finish the homework!I still have something to do, let's go first, don't send, don't send~! 438．My mother has never really enjoyed love in her life, but that doesn't mean she doesn't yearn for it.Once, we watched the Japanese Youth Idol Theater. In the end, the hero climbed a chain bridge hanging in the cliff in order to save the heroine. He climbed closer and closer, and she sat closer and closer to the TV. Finally, the rescue was successful. Her eyes also burst into light and exclaimed: This is the power of love——!Mi Niangniang, who was watching TV together, looked at her with a very puzzled expression, but I felt very uncomfortable all of a sudden. University (3) 439．Thinking back then, my mother was full of pride: I think back then!Your mother and I were pretty good when I was 17 or 8 years old!Carrying water from the head of the weir pond, I got hot, and stood on the road to rest my feet, my face was flushed, and the color was gone!Even the big trucks passing up and down have to brake to see: what kind of girl is this with a red head~ 440．My mother also had a beautiful first love, but that was during the Cultural Revolution, one of them was the "Bochanglong" rebel organization, and the other was the "Suppressing Black Wolf" royalist organization, and it didn't work out.My mother regrets it now and asks me repeatedly: Why do you think people in that era are so melodramatic? ! 441．Now, my mother's first love is the mayor of our Suining city.My mother once got drunk after eating fermented glutinous rice eggs, and even went to play on the roof of other people's houses, but was politely sent out by her lover. 442．Don't look at my mother's short and short wow, her explosive power is quite amazing.Once, when walking on the street, a thief rode a tricycle and snatched my mother's bag from the back. He said that it was too late, but it was too fast, and my mother yelled "Ah!" Stepping forward, he actually pulled the thief boy and the tricycle to stand up! 443．Now I often carry a digital camera on my body and walk on the road with my mother. I can’t find my mother for no reason, and then I hear my mother shouting from a distant place: Quick, flash me a picture!She must be standing in front of a certain flower, and she has already pulled the flower in front of her chest with a smile. 444．There's a triad guy who's been stalking me, and I don't know him very well. On the last day of 1999, he said, it will be a thousand years, please send me a blessing!I said, wish you a new year without spitting. 445．Mao Lanying, the youngest and most innocent of us, actually played with friends!Earlier than me and Zhang Min!The few of us pressed her, and we expected her to tell me if she had "that" with that baby, but she laughed so hard that she didn't say anything!We had to forget it and go to play other games. After a while, we saw her alone on the sidelines in a daze, and said to herself: It's so hot until Liang Cheng sleeps! 446．Maomao took an LV bag, and everyone said it was A-grade. She swore to the death to defend the pure lineage of the bag. When everyone asked her to explain the reason, she blushed: ... Liang Cheng would never give me a fake one. 447．I ate at the same table with Deng Xiaolan, and when she heard that I was a sister from Suining, her eyes lit up; and when she heard that my third aunt was Zhuo Qinghui, her eyes became wet. 448．Deng Xiaolan has always been a legend. Her story has been circulated throughout southern Sichuan, including Suining, Pengxi, Shehong, Nanchong, etc. There are many versions, and I don't know which one is true.My third aunt was her classmate, and when she talked about Deng Xiaolan's story, she was full of enthusiasm: By the way—in those days, Ms. Deng was a well-known beauty, and she worked as a private teacher in the countryside, acting as a substitute.Later, an official fell in love with her and insisted on getting it. Miss Deng refused, so she was punished, saying that she had a problem with her style of work and could not be a teacher. Yezi (broken shoes).In the end, it was said that she would be sentenced. A kind-hearted man saw that she had committed a crime, so he released her at night and told her to run as far away as possible!As soon as she ran away, she went to Chengdu to be a nanny, and then changed from a nanny to a mistress, and followed her husband to Hong Kong, where she inherited a fortune.A few years later, her husband died, and she shared half of the estate.In the mourning hall, my husband's former business friend came to express his condolences, and he saw: Gou Ri's friend's widow is still so beautiful!Get it now!As a result, within half a year, this unlucky ghost was also dead and had no children, and the rest of the inheritance belonged to Miss Deng Xiaolan. 449．With the reform and opening up, the economy has been invigorated, and foreign businessmen are encouraged to invest.Deng Xiaolan came back to investigate as a billionaire rich woman in Hong Kong. She was accompanied by the secretary of the provincial party committee. The mayor led the way and went all the way back to her hometown. Her father was still drinking ducks on the ridge of the field!Looking at it, I don't know which way the fairy descended, so scared that I went to the head of the bamboo cage, and Xiaolan said: Dad——!The old man came back to his senses and looked at it for a long time, "Wow!" He cried out: Yeah~~It's my Lanmei cub!I thought you died outside!God~!God~! 450．Xiaolan wants to set up a factory in her hometown, and first invests several million in road construction, but there is only one condition: all previous files are destroyed, and by the way, the person who punished her back then will be removed from the position of deputy mayor.When I went back to Suining, I saw my cousin Wu Lin writing an essay. I picked it up and read: "A Letter to Aunt Xiaolan". Wu Lin said that every child in the city should write an essay, thanking her and learning from her. 451．When we graduated from elementary school, the whole class went to Wangjiang Park to play once, and took a group photo of the whole class in Xuetaojing. After the photo was taken, the class leader Zhang Lei said excitedly: We will gather here ten years later and take another photo. back!Everyone said hello.Ten years have passed, and I happened to be doing some formalities at Sichuan University that day. I thought that Wangjiang Park was next to me, so I went. I guessed that no one remembered the date ten years ago, but after sitting there for 40 minutes, I was sure. Yes, no one really remembers. University (4) 452．Standing in the smoky streets of Chengdu, I didn't want to take a step.He raised his throat and shouted: Sanluner——, Sanlun "Ziga" stopped in front of him: Where are you going?I said, a few steps ahead, the People's Shopping Center.He said, five yuan.I was taken aback, what is so expensive!He said, don't shout if you can't sit still!I "coaxed" and got angry: You melon baby, do you have feces in your mouth?Bang stink!He is not a vegetarian either, and he directly began to doubt my career and my mother's career.I said, wait until your baby. 453．Looking through the phone number, I wanted to call Mr. Luo at first, but then I thought again, forget about it, don’t use military power lightly, just find a civilian force, that guy who claims to be a member of the underworld, it’s not a problem to get three rounds .Got it, Mao Jiao said fieryly: I was harassed by Shaopi at the gate of Renhechunchun, come here quickly!The three-wheel guy laughed a few times next to him, and it hurts: little girl, customer? ... I saw dark clouds rolling in the sky, and there were muffled "Boom!" "Boom!"I set up a pergola with my hand to look at it, and smiled: The underworld has brought a large army over.Sanlun must have felt a slight chill coming from behind, and I said: Brother old man, my client is here, do you know each other?He turned his head and saw that the color of his face changed after a while. He hurriedly rode his tricycle to run, but his feet were shaking again. After riding for a while, the chain came off, and he put the tricycle back As soon as the green belt was delivered, he ran away with a "whoosh" and disappeared quickly, just like a cartoon. 454．In fact, not many people came, only forty or fifty people, but everyone was wearing a black suit, and the overall effect looked a bit impressive. 455．I started dating the underworld. 456．The age of the underworld is more than twice my age: I am 20 and he is 42.But the family is red and black, with sun and moon crowned eyebrows. Although they are not as tall as Fei Xiang Fei, they are not far behind. The key is that the two of them look exactly the same!Here, in order to emphasize this incredible similarity, I especially use the accent of Shuangliu, a suburban county in Chengdu, to interpret "exactly the same". 457．After a deep understanding, although this guy has never been to college, he is extremely smart and loves to study. He is proficient in radio, and he has also taught at Luzhou Education College. What is he teaching?It's what I can't understand all my life, but I admire it as soon as I hear it-philosophy!The main content of our first date is as follows: Do you know what is the main philosophical thought of Hegel?do not know.The main idea of ​​Hegel is %%^(*&)%^$.Do you know what Kant's main philosophical thoughts are?do not know.Kant mainly talked about ※×#￥%◎※×. ...I am completely dizzy, this man is so perfect, he is simply a living god! 458．He has half of the Oroqen blood, which has a common language with me. He said, our folk sparrows (ethnicity) hang their dolls on trees, and feed whoever passes by. Be strong!In my mind, he is already taller than Brother Fei Xiang Fei, both in terms of height and charm. 459．The only shortcoming is that he is not a native of Chengdu, but a cross-river dragon killed from Luzhou, and his accent is a bit unpleasant.Once, when I was sitting in his car and stopped at a red light, he saw the license plate in front of him and blurted out, this number is easy!deflated deflated deflated! 460．The license plate number is: Chuan O 88888. 461．Take the underworld car to Chongqing and take the Chengdu-Chongqing Expressway.I was still a kid who had never sat in a limousine, and I asked this and that along the way. Before the underworld revealed his identity, he still maintained the image of a philosophy teacher in a polite manner, answering my questions.I played with the electric car window happily, woo~ it went up, woo~ it went down again, have fun.The underworld also thoughtfully said: Good student, be careful not to get cold.I was just getting excited, so I don’t care about that. Later, when I saw the triad, the philosophy teacher, clearing his nose and giving off a cool light in the night, I asked: Are you a little cold?I closed the window when it was cold.He looked at me gratefully and smiled: You are such a good doll. 462．Within two minutes, I found that there were teams of small balls evenly lined up on the ground, forming a line. When the car lights were on, they were shining brightly, and the car disappeared when I looked back.I asked the triad of my philosophy teacher: Will the car crush those little balls?He said politely: No.In a practical sense, they are not spheres at all, but a kind of luminous paint. Your subjective assumptions have produced hallucinations... To be honest, I don’t think the world is as big as the man next to me, although I don’t know Did not understand what he meant.Feeling really curious, I made a request: Can you stop the car and let me touch it?He said: Although objectively parking on the highway is a bit dangerous, subjectively, I am willing to meet your request... University (5) 463．He pulled over and stopped the car, I couldn't wait to get out of the car, looked around to see if there were no cars coming, and rushed to the middle of the road to touch those balls.I lay on the ground laughing like an idiot: Hehe, it really wasn't Qiuqiunan, it was a small pit, a glass pit!In the night, a middle-aged man was leaning on his luxurious Lincoln, smoking the best Chinese, his eyes squinted at the foolish girl a few meters away, with a very philosophical expression. 464．The underworld is also a businessman on the ground. It once opened a lighting market, and now there are still several warehouses that have not sold off the inventory.Liu Ping, a colleague in the unit, said, after work, you can accompany me to a Kaito Yokado, I want to buy a lamp.When I heard it, what to buy!My friend has plenty, just take you to get it!I excitedly led Liu Ping to the underground warehouse. In a luxurious Austrian crystal lamp palace, she seemed a little confused: I just want a small desk lamp, the kind that can adjust the brightness. 465．I didn't want to waste resources, so I hung a very comfortable Austrian crystal chandelier over the dining room of our house.My mother felt uneasy, and said, hey, baby, if you don’t look at it, the ceiling will be ripped off, and someday it will fall down and bury your mother in your head (inside)!I said, it's all right, let's find two people to nail it together!My mother is still not at ease: besides, a long and big lamp is hung in a small house, and you have to let it go when you walk, and when you eat, the lamp beads are sweeping back and forth on the top of the bowl. 466．Under my mother's insistence, I had no choice but to call for someone to take down the chandelier again.I always thought that it wasn't that my lights were not working, it was just that my mother was afraid to pay the electricity bill. 467．The underworld took me to Xi'an on a business trip to visit the Terracotta Army. I questioned: Why do these clay figurines have single eyelids?Could it be that the human beings in Qin Shihuang's period haven't evolved to the era of double eyelids?The underworld is wise and eloquent: From the sculptures of ancient Greece to the sculpture theory of the Renaissance, it can be concluded that the sculpture skills and ideas of the technicians in the first emperor's period were still limited, so the three-dimensional shape of the works was lacking.I pointed to a horse and asked: Then why does this horse have double eyelids?He was drinking mineral water, and spit it out in one gulp. 468．The underworld took me to play (enjoy) and go to capitalist Hong Kong.In the evening, the tour guide took us to the Taiping Mountain to see the night view, the lights were so brilliant that it was a little Hetero.The triads are usually very high-spirited in Chengdu, but now they look a little gloomy against the night in Hong Kong.I used to hang him by the shoulders and said, what's so great about a turtle son, you can't even get angry if you live in such a densely packed place!We are still comfortable in Luzhou, with beautiful mountains and clear waters!His complexion relaxed as soon as he laughed, and he smiled, two rows of white teeth: Yes, I thought so too. 469．Shopping in Hong Kong, thinking of how difficult my mother’s life was, I gritted my teeth and bought a huge famous brand: an LV bag for her.When I came back and gave it to her, she held it in her hand (looked) for a long time, and said: Hard poking, hard poking, not comfortable!Later, I found out that the huge famous brand LV bag was dumped by my mother and put toothpaste Pipi in the corner. She still carried the cloth bag and went out every day, saying that it was raked and (soft) and packed. 470．The underworld is still a good guy.Watching Zhang Yimou's "One Can't Be Less" with me, his eyes were swollen from crying, he went out to the parking lot to drive, and saw his long Lincoln in a daze, I shook him: what are you doing?My brain is short-circuited!He said, you said that if you pull up this car and sell it, it will be enough for many dolls to go to school? 471．My cousin Lingling sat across from me and yelled twice in horror: "Oh~!" Yay~!" Then, she uttered such a voice: ... I love you so hard~! 472．I sat on a chair and sewed my torn bag, and made such a sound: "Hey ~ Hey ~!", the underworld didn't respond, I continued to "Hey ~ Hey ~ Hey ~!", still no response!I put my foot on his chair, and angrily put a bloody finger in front of him.He hurried to play, and said while playing, I thought you were singing. 473．In the evening, we had a cold cup, and a singer came to ask us to sing.I saw how sincere the singer straddled the guitar, so I asked the price: How much is a song?He said: 10 yuan.I said, well, you just have one song.He immediately picked up the guitar and sang "Nothing" very seriously, and at the end, every oh was gone. 474．I handed over ten yuan in a friendly manner, and he wiped his sweat and said: No way, this will cost 20 yuan, rock and roll!It takes a lot of motor and electricity! University (6) 475．Repairing shoes is too expensive now!I used to hold shoe soles for at most one yuan, but that dead old man who patched shoes dared to ask me for three yuan that day!It's not that the underworld and his friend's three cars have been waiting in the alley for half an hour, I'm sure I can kill the price. 476．When you go to a high-end restaurant to eat, they all have hot fur handkerchiefs.I like this service very much. Every time I come up, I grab it and wipe it, wipe it, wipe it hard, and even wipe the tips of my fingers and nails carefully one by one.After wiping, I have to compare with the gangsters to see which handkerchief has more black fingers and thumbs on it, and the pollution area is larger——I win every time! 477．After passing CET-4, I was completely unprepared, and I got 54 points in the test.Then, the second time, I reviewed it pretendingly, and after the test, I got 48 points! 478．Friends from the underworld opened a teahouse in front of the US Consulate, called the "Golden Consulate".The hall is very luxurious. The tables, chairs and benches are all in Baroque style. There is a marble fountain in the middle of the hall that turns the ball.An ancient Greek tall horse stood up on the gate, and the cavalry on it was very similar to Don Quixote de la Mancha (please refer to the cartoon pronunciation).I whispered to the underworld: You see, that horse's sparrow is so big!He glanced at me: the dead girl's mouth is getting more and more forked, and she speaks like a scumbag! 479．The gangsters get up at noon every day, go to the company to beat a head, and report directly to the "Golden Consulate": a group of their friends have a fixed private room inside, "catch chickens", "hoe the earth", "cheat gold flowers", " Soha" (several types of gambling).Playing until dawn every day, including the boss of the Jin Consulate and the couple, the male boss holds a huge teapot every day, making the highest quality tea. Yes - yeah ~ wood ~ yeah ~ like! 480．The underworld is completely immersed in this way of life. 481．There are only two options for me to continue to fall in love with him: one is to give him arms at the poker table of the gold consulate (consultant), and the other is to buy horses at the poker table of the white consulate (participation). 482．I've never been able to develop a love for gambling.The first two options, playing a few games will be very exciting, so I have a third option: sleep on the sofa next to me.In the small room surrounded by second-hand smoke, amidst the noise and laughter, I slept soundly and drooled.It was getting dawn, he woke me up, walked away, and then led me out, I continued to sleep and drool while walking. 483．I put an air-conditioned quilt in his car, he carried the cash and I carried the bedding, and spent the night at the Jin Consulate every day.The next day, I have to go to school to do a job, and I have to work on the radio station, so I am very tired. 484．One day when I was dreaming, he shook me awake, his face was livid, and he handed me a bunch of keys: Go, help me get 200,000 cash from the safe. 485．I finally couldn't take it anymore.One day, I didn't sleep, and I kept sitting on the sofa in a daze.He turned to look at me: Oh, why don't you come to buy a horse!I have no reason.After a while, I walked up to him and shook his shoulder: I don't want to fight anymore, I want to go home.He waved his hand: "Come on, I'm fighting for a turnaround now!"I'm furious: Are you going to go or not!The atmosphere became a little tense at once, he saw a few brothers exchanged glances, and stiffened his neck: If you want to go, you go alone!I was crazy, and with a sound of "Yah--", I turned the card table over.After a moment of silence in the private room, I could only hear the teacup cover turning on the ground "deer" and "deer", my face was flushed, and my chest heaved and fell like a bellows.He was stunned, froze for a few seconds, looked around, everyone was staring at him, the boss Blue Mouse came over to persuade: Forget it, Lao Li, you go back today, so that you can get rid of my sister ( Coax) Ha!His face was also flushed, and when he passed by, "Pa——" a historical commemorative ear slap hit my face. 486．I didn't bother with the underworld for a month. He turned over the city of Chengdu, and dozens of men under him harassed women from good families who looked like me from behind everywhere on the street. 487．I was leisurely drinking the newly launched "Green Mountains and Green Waters" at the head of the office where Doudou and her husband jointly owned a business.It's next to Qingcheng Mountain, a world-famous scenic spot, known as "the world's secluded", two and a half hours' drive from Chengdu... It's not easy to find. Get off the second entrance of the expressway and turn in. There are seven turns and eight turns. One hundred and twenty turns, if you are lucky, you can see a row of rotten red seven-hole brick walls, go down to the wall, and you will see an iron gate that is so rusty that you can't see its color. New signboard: Chengdu Cardamom Nianhua fully automated pig farm. University (7) 488．This advanced name is mine.When they first built this pig farm, Doudou trusted my taste and asked me to choose a name, saying that I could choose it randomly, preferably with something special.I thought about it for a long time, and I think "Nianhua of Cardamom" is the most appropriate. It is poetic and has a word in the name of the boss. I also constructively added "full automation" to them, although they are just a few workers who mention it every day. Buckets are feeding. 489．Doudou was a famous beauty in Chengdu at that time and worked as a car model.Although she is not the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, she is the one who takes her appearance the least seriously.Without the knowledge of our buddies, she committed herself to the little boss of the pig farm, and she loved her very much.One time, another younger sister was hooked up outside, and she slipped into downtown without eating or drinking for several days and nights. When I went to visit her at her house, she was smoking in a dark corner, and her eyes were scratched.I said, why bother!She stomped the cigarette under her feet: I will cut that dead woman to death if I don't catch it! 490．I have no special requirements for living conditions, as long as I have a dense buckwheat pillow when I sleep.I bought a good quality one from Chengdu Ito-Yokado, but when I went back to use it, I felt it was a bit short, so I took it apart and added some Thai fragrant rice to it. After sewing it, I slept comfortably!Stop posing!However, Chengdu is a humid city. It didn’t take long before I smelled something wrong with the pillow, and I realized that the buckwheat used to make the pillow had been sun-dried, and the Thai basmati rice I added was fresh rice. Worm! 491．I went to Ito Yokado to buy a new pillow, and threw the old one into the trash can. After spending so long with each other, I still felt a little bit reluctant. 492．The next morning after quarreling with the underworld, I appeared unkempt at the door of the fully automated pig farm at the Cardamom Nianhua. Doudou greeted me in shock and said, Lahuo (breakup)?I nodded numbly.She saw the bulging bag on my shoulder, and said, it’s not melon, and I know how to wrap it in gold and silver!I slowly took out a buckwheat pillow from Baotou, and said with a sad face: I'm afraid you don't have it here, and I can't fall asleep without it. 493．The underworld wanted me across the country. First, they brought two retired basketball players who were about 1.9 meters tall to Zhang Min’s home in Shenzhen, and asked her where I was.Zhang Min said, I don't know!Ask again: Has she called?Zhang Min said: No!The underworld is still not discouraged, how about this, I will press a bugging phone for you!Tapping the phone was firmly opposed by Zhang Min, and the underworld sighed and left. 494．I crawled out from the closet: Mom!Scared me so much! 495．The second plan of the underworld is to publish missing person notices in major media across the country. It is said that the writing is tearful and touching. In the end, several women pretended to be me to comfort the underworld. 496．The third plan of the underworld is to wait until my mother cries bitterly. My mother said: such a crooked person, crying in front of me, like a dog!Woah woof!commit a sin!You still come back!I said: I want to go to you, anyway, you are not much older than him! 497．I wrote a letter to the underworld, the last letter, in which I wrote: Since ancient times, everything has been fixed, and there is no chance of getting together and dispersing.Go as a slave, don't get involved!The last sentence is, please feed the cat and dog (later a little black dog). 498．If this book comes out and the underworld sees it, they can come to me if they want to. Anyway, I really want to know how my cat and dog are doing now. 499．Because of running away, only "Oh He" was left in half of the university, anyway, people wanted to expel me a long time ago.Fortunately, I didn't hand in my student ID card, so every time I go to buy a ticket, I can pay the student price, saving a lot of money!Later, the above date expired, so I found some Tuziling, changed it, and continued to enjoy the student price, but I just pretended to be naive when I bought the ticket. 500．The tiger I raised with shit and piss is that rat-sized wolfhound, tall and mighty, following me on the street for dozens of meters, no one dares to approach, those people are far away People are guessing: Is Dog Day a dog or a horse?However, after I left Chengdu, I gave it to my father who raised pigeons in the countryside. He said he could show him the shed. I was a little bit reluctant and said, "Be kinder to it, and I will pay for the pig's heart and lungs the next day." feed it! 500．后来，我回去看我爸，远远看见一条流线型的狗儿向我跑过来，跑到当门一看，是猛虎！瘦得来跟像皮影戏一样！我用手摸它，摸起来骨头都摁手。那么大条狗儿呜呜呜地在我脚边挨挨擦擦，咚大的眼睛珠珠盯鼓眼儿地把我望到，神情就像第一次杜哥把它从怀怀头摸出来一样。