Chapter 6 first grade (2)

85．I didn't dare to cross the suspension bridge. A dam movie in my second uncle's unit was staged on the opposite side of the river.It was about to start, I was so anxious to spin around the bridge, and the second uncle got impatient and left by himself.I think people are going to finish their walks, so I put my heart to one side: pass!After a while, someone came to my second uncle and said: Cough!Lao He, go and see your niece~, climb on the bridge~, fly over the Luding Bridge~! 86．Is there a section on eye exercises called "Kneading the Pinyin Point"? 87．There are only two countries in this world: China and foreign countries.

88．There are only two kinds of people in the world: good guys and bad guys. 89．It was a morning meeting on Monday morning, and I didn't wake up, but the principal's neighing made me feel sleepy.Suddenly, there was a commotion in a class in front, and then the commotion spread, and the whole playground was in commotion!Everyone looked up at the sky excitedly, and pointed with their fingers: Look, a row of wild geese!Herringbone geese! 90．The teacher announced that I would go to the spring outing on Saturday. I was ecstatic, and I was so happy that I didn't know why.The teacher announced that Sanger could not go.

91．The pressure cooker in our house flew to the head of the courtyard next door for some reason, and fell to the ground with a loud bang. Everyone in the courtyard rushed downstairs, thinking it was a sign before the earthquake, and everyone was embarrassed. Green and black. 92．My mother was cooking porridge, so I huddled under her and said, um~ no~ I want to eat sorbet, I want to eat sorbet!As a result, my mother didn't hold her hand steady, and a pot of porridge was slapped on my body. It was so miserable, and a layer of skin was peeled off!Throughout the summer, because I had an injury and was afraid of wound infection, I ate sorbet casually.

93．I showed off to the children, showing off my injured leg in front of them: You see, this piece of meat is cooked! 94．In the 19th building of Yuanba, a man went to capitalist Paris, and when he came back, everyone upstairs and downstairs surrounded him to listen and feel.He said that the streets of Paris are full of shit, and our streets are full of human shit! 95．Yuyu next door once said to me seriously, don’t read necklaces, read rammed chains, lest people laugh that you are from Xiangbatou!Yuyu's mother once taught my mother how to put on makeup, her whole face was flushed, and she said, "See, this is heavy makeup."My mother nodded and said yes, but I said what was in my heart: it looks like cow eggs.

96．One day, Leiya brought a one-yuan RMB and gave it to us to visit in turn. Everyone could only touch it and pass it to the next person.This visit directly established Leiya's prestige in our class and laid a good foundation for her to become the big sister later. 97．The children's day class will perform a program, which is the song "Golden Doudou, Silver Doudou, a certain (can't remember) Doudou...".At the beginning of the class, I was the only one who could sing, and when I finished singing, the teacher picked out ten dolls, and I was at the top of the list. At that time, I was dizzy and laughed.Later, I could sing more and more, and I was able to sing more and more well. I was transferred from the top to the second, and slowly, the third, the fourth, and finally the teacher simply said, Sang Gege , you still do not participate in the performance, as a substitute, go back to your seat first.I feel very uncomfortable in my heart.Later, on the day of the official performance, the teacher spread a mound of rouge on his hand to make up the ten dolls. I watched them from a distance, their faces were red and fragrant, and they wanted to cry when their mouths were deflated. The teacher found out: Oh, There is also a substitute, come and put on makeup for you too!With my red lips, I kept my mouth up all the time, sitting in the auditorium, dizzy and laughing.

98．To get married is to sit at the same table with a man and eat, and then watch him eat, eat and eat every day, until you grow old. 99．I don't regret the belt getting wider, but I don't regret taking off my clothes. 100．When I was young, everyone had few toys, so I took out a dozen balloons from my mother’s cabinet and shared them with my classmates. The next day, a classmate followed suit and brought a very high-grade thick tissue paper. It is fluffy cotton, which can be used for blowing; on the third day, another classmate brought a stack of more advanced paper, divided into several layers, and the middle layer is thin and transparent, which can be used to draw dolls on comic books Son.Those of us who play with balloons play with balloons, those who blow cotton wool blow cotton wool, and those who draw dolls draw dolls, so comfortable!

101．Many years later, I realized that these three things are condoms, sanitary napkins, and contraceptive membranes. 102．The State Council is in charge of treasury bills. It is a huge shed with many bundles of bundled treasury bills, and many workers carry them back and forth.The Premier of the State Council is the accountant and cashier who sits on the table at the door and keeps accounts.