Chapter 5 06-12 Years Old First Grade Primary School (1)

62．Our motherland is a garden, the flowers in the garden are so bright, the sunshine of Henan shines on us... why the sunshine of Henan?Obviously we are in Sichuan. 63．Taiwan is so miserable, it’s a small piece of land, and it’s pitiful outside.When we regain Taiwan, we will take it back with a small cradle, and then stick it firmly in the arms of the motherland of the motherland. 64．How hard it is to put the word "Xixi" into the matts. 65．Gargamel ambitiously vowed to fry, fry, fry, and stew one of the basket elves... But there is no episode where Gargamel actually ate a basket elf. Does he know what a basket elf tastes like?

66．I am crazy about cartoons, and search for all the animated footage that can be seen on the screen.When there is really no feature film, I will watch "Medical World" attentively. Some of the explanation pictures in it are animated, such as blocked fallopian tubes and so on. 67．If I can't solve the problem, I will imitate Brother Yixiu and use a pair of index fingers to draw circles on the top of my head, and my deskmate will ask doubtfully, is this useful?I said, it's useless, people shaved their heads, but I have hair. 68．Xiaomei’s boyfriend saw me doing my homework and came up to express his concern. He took a look: Spring is here, the willows are sprouting, and the birds are singing... He was amazed, did you write this? !I shook my head and said, no, I am copying the text.He said "Oh": No wonder, I thought you could write so beautifully!I gritted my teeth and glared: Liu Anjun, you are the one who manages the ball a lot!

69．The city is very deep, that is to say, alone, their house has a big yard. 70．Tiananmen Square is Chairman Mao’s home, but the windows on the Tiananmen Gate towers are all pierced, so it’s a good way to let in the wind~! 71．If I were the president of the country, I would promise to govern the country well. 72．Beijing is to the north, Nanjing is to the south, Xi'an is to the west, Shanghai is above, Xiamen is below, Hainan is by the sea, Hunan is by the lake, Zhejiang is here... But why is Tokyo in Japan? 73．There are aliens in this world. When we are not paying attention, they are watching us secretly. If they are selected, they will take him away on a moonlit night.

74．Every time I sang "Singing Erxiao Shed the Cowherd", I couldn't continue singing with sobs. I felt that Erxiao was too miserable and too brave to defend the motherland. The teacher didn't understand and said I was pretending to be weird. 75．Why did the Long March of the Red Army have to go through Caodinan?Everyone can dress up as ordinary people, take a car to the destination, and then everyone will meet together again! 76．Why is it painful to lose love?What is pain?Probably just after drinking the traditional Chinese medicine and fell again. 77．Wang Qiang said, we can't fight against foreign countries, they have black weapons!I don't think so: What's the deal with black weapons?Lao Tzu is a red weapon!

78．Jiang Xiaojia and I were playing in Yuanbatou, and started to compare: "I took medicine today, and I didn't cry." Had surgery today!!" "I, I, I took medicine, injections, and surgery!!!" 79．Other children wrote on the wall to beat down XX, and I also wrote down XX, and I added a sentence after I finished writing: There is no road in the world, and there are more people walking, and it becomes a road. 80．I imitated the handwriting of various celebrities and signed all the names on the corridor of our house, including Weng Meiling, Cai Guoqing, Brigitte Lin, Xie Xiaodong, Wen Bixia, Mao Zedong and Lu Xun.Walking into this corridor is like walking into the Avenue of Stars. You can see the top floor from the first floor, densely packed.

81．Someone farted, it smelled so bad, I covered my nose and looked around, who farted?Li Ying, who was sitting in front, said with a straight face, "It's me."I snickered: You have the nerve to say it after farting.She was serious: I have the courage to admit that you shouldn't laugh at me, and then turned my head back.I stayed there and didn't come back to my senses for a long time. I felt that Li Ying was very tall and I was very small. 82．To love a house and a crow is to love a person not only to love his house, but also to love his crow. 83．The Great Wall was built by the Red Army during the Long March.

84．During the summer vacation, I played with my second uncle in Aba Prefecture.In the evening, after the adults got off work, one of the children’s father brought back a weird ball. He took a kitchen knife and opened the ball.His father is so kind, he invites us children to come and taste it.I picked up the tooth ball, and suddenly felt that this moment was an important moment for me: I am a small person, this world is a big world, how many things I don’t know and have never tried will be the first time. Come into my life!For example, the tooth ball in my hand is the first time I eat watermelon.