Chapter 24 24. Tips for Picking Up Girls

The male students in our class are getting impatient and want to compile "The Secret Collection of Picking Up Girls".I'm not too surprised, there are few girls in our class, so the rarest things are the most expensive!The founder of "Secrets of Picking Up Girls" is actually the ugliest boy in the class who claims to be handsome. After class, I have nothing to do, so I patrol around as usual.It turned out that there was a "notebook" neatly placed on every boy's desk. Even Long Chao, who always had nowhere to type his math drafts, found a piece of paper full of black handprints and wrote it on it. Write "Notebook".But there are not many people who really work hard in the classroom to write "secret books".Most of the boys are outside playing rubber bands with the girls.According to my detailed analysis, people who fool around outside probably listened to the teacher's words: "Whatever you do, you must first practice."Maybe it's part of their "chicking up girls".

I have already confirmed that there are no innovative tricks in the so-called "secret book".Sure enough, there is a famous saying in every notebook.Most of them wrote a very poetic sentence: "Stop the car and have sex in Fenglin night, and the frosty leaves are red in February flowers." What does this have to do with picking up girls? ——Where, where did I meet you, I can't remember at the moment... Strange, why is your face getting redder and redder?Well, I think of my mother's white arm... At that time, when my father came back from a business trip, my mother was so excited that she decided to sleep with my father regardless of my obstruction.In the morning, because I was jealous, I stepped on my slippers early to visit.It was still a familiar face, and it was still a room that was not flattering, but I was really surprised:

I saw a bed of clothes thrown away, which was even more messy than those littered clothes on TV.I guessed that my mother must have held the clothes in her orchid fingers yesterday, imitating the appearance of a white deer spreading its wings, and throwing away the clothes one by one with disdain.As soon as I was about to uncover the quilt, my mother stretched out her white arm and grabbed the quilt nervously and shouted: "What are you going to do? What are you going to do?" Mom's white and bare arm filled people with appetite.My mother slept with me with bare arms, I gave a smirk, they...they are lingering!

I can't help but carry forward the wordy spirit of the men and women downstairs: You see, they are young and indulge in this kind of activity all day long.When this person is overwhelmed, let that person be suppressed.It is said that what more effort is needed, isn't it about being as light as a swallow, and not being able to crush another person.It doesn't mean anything.What's more, one is too old to pick up girls, and the other is too old to pick up girls. I saw that there are still thinking questions under the famous saying of "picking up girls".It's just so dense that it's hard to recognize, like the bloody face of a person after a plane crash.It is very interesting to read it roughly, and let the little girl share it with the heroes:

Think about it: 1.What is the difference between picking up girls and being picked up? 2.Be your own chick and pick yourself up. 3.Do you know how to pick up girls?Students share with each other. 4. , usually tidy up his girl, and take the initiative to introduce the girl to the elders. 5.Check your home appliances frequently and repair or replace them immediately if any damage is found. 6.Follow a reference pattern or design your own and make a chick. 7.How to improve the hygiene of the girl. 8.Actively participate in picking up girls at home every day. 9.Raise one or two girls and observe their habits and characteristics.

10.Write down the experience of picking up girls in your diary. It's really thicker than the skin of the feet.However, their imagination is only a little bit, and it turned out that they all copied the "thinking and practice" of the labor book. "Niu" is actually clothes, white rabbits, electrical appliances, sandals. Forgive them for not making, repairing, or replacing "girls". A message appeared in a newspaper a thousand years later: "Chinese archaeologists discovered a 'notebook' full of black handprints and only one piece of paper, on which was written a 'golden words' and some thinking questions. It is a pity that the translation skills are limited and I cannot understand it."