Chapter 23 23. Problem characters
In the past, I always thought that in our class, I could speak well by myself.It turns out that there are many people who can speak well!
Take Yang Dudu, the prodigy in the class, for example (he is called a prodigy because he always fails in every exam), because his whole body is composed of six circles.Talking to him is as honored as talking to a giant panda.
Yang Du speaks at a unique level.
The first is deep, the second is deep, and the third is deep.
Wow!They've all become bottomless pits.
Let me talk about the depth first.
Although Yang Du is not as chic as Chow Yun-fat, nor as charming as Ekin Cheng, nor as tall as Takeshi Kaneshiro, nor as magnetic as Leslie Cheung.But Yang Dudu's profundity, besides Takakura Ken, ranks ten or twenty on the list of deep and cool men.
I was with Lu again and again, because the exam papers had just been handed out, so my heart was very comfortable. To make myself more comfortable, I asked Yang Dudu very unconscionably:
"Yang Dudu, how much did you score?"
He didn't say a word, his brows were tightly furrowed, his lips were tightly clamped, and he looked directly at the ground, and suddenly said:
"Some things are good for keeping secrets."
Yang Du didn't even pay attention, and after a long while, he said out of nowhere:
"Ah, human nature! The sky is unpredictable, and people are at stake."
Yang Dudu's face suddenly turned pale.Suddenly, imitating other people's coolness, I wanted to kick the stones under my feet.
Wow!nice shot! ...Oh, no!The stone didn't fly, but it proved that he was not football material.
Yang Du suddenly said:
"Oh! I didn't pass the exam this time!"
I asked, "How much is the score? Did you pass?"
For this groundbreaking question.Yang Du naturally had his breakthrough answer:
"Hey! Why didn't you pass the exam this time?"
I conducted an in-depth investigation on this sentence, and checked his birthday horoscope, and found:
Yang Dudu has never broken through 20 points in the exam!
Wow!Yang Dudu was able to divide a sentence into several parts, and these parts were all philosophical. The most admirable thing is that he was able to get involved with human nature, which is beyond the reach, but he asked some practical questions but kept closed. Answer, my God!It is really deep, deep!
Let's talk about his profundity.
One day, Yang Du and I were walking on the same road. On the way, he suddenly turned his head, looked at me affectionately, and said:
"I will turn into a ball when I die!"
Damn, what a philosophy!What a philosophy!
After studying this sentence carefully, I came to my verdict, and the verdict is as follows:
This sentence is not only philosophical.There is also a rich imagination, look, isn't Yang Dudu's body round?
It is still composed of many circles.He thought of merging into a super big ball after he died.
If it were me, I could only think of lying in a crystal coffin like Snow White after I died. Flowers, I don't ask for flowers anymore, some fake flowers are fine.
My imagination of the afterlife is a sketch, and Yang Dudu's idea is Picasso's, abstract.
Yang Dudu suddenly asked me: "Do you think it's better for me to fly the ball that day? Or the ball that rolls on the ground?
I said, "Nonsense, tires are rolling on the ground,
Talk about his in-depth.
Yang Du suddenly said:
"What is love? Some love is a tire, and some love is a ball!"
After thinking about it carefully, I couldn't help but be surprised. It turns out that Yang Piqiu still has his own views on love.
I think Yang Dudu's love must be the ball.When he was in school, he stood at the alley and waited for me all day.
I saw him holding the schoolbag strap in both hands, standing under the telephone pole, smiling innocently, and looking in the direction of my house.
When I came over, he grinned wider and waved at me.So I walked in front, and he trotted all the way behind.Like "Lady and the Tramp".
It was hard to keep up.just tell me:
"My sister's school got poisoned by drinking someone else's water. Don't drink my water, eh?"
or just say:
"The thieves nowadays are so powerful. You can cut the anti-theft net with scissors. Don't install an anti-theft net in your house, okay?"
Once, when I mentioned to Zhao Meiyun that Yang Du seemed to like me, Zhao Meiyun said disdainfully:
"Hmph! He likes everyone!"
I didn't expect that Yang Du is such a smooth person, so his love is not sharp and angular, but a ball. The ball is thrown by others, but it still relentlessly touches others.
My love is like a tire, constantly rolling forward, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling...