Chapter 14 14. Toilet cavalry

On the rostrum, the teacher roared in a trembling and hoarse voice: "You are not allowed to defecate anywhere in front of the toilet. If anyone catches one, the class will reward him with ten points!" The students in our class are very sensitive to points, because one point less may not get the mobile red flag.Hearing what the teacher said, some people laughed, it was a wicked joke, because some students suddenly realized that they thought of a good way to make a fortune. After class, a few eager students rushed to the toilet in groups. "Come on... I saw some of them holding imaginary sabers in both hands, with their legs raised high like splits, patrolling outside the toilet; He turned up his collar, shrunk his head, hunched his back, and pretended to be a spy. When he saw someone coming, he quickly hid behind the small tree. He was a thief, a bit like Zhang San who buried three hundred taels of silver under the tree.

The combination of strong vanity and the identity of the squad leader, even if there is a knife on my neck, I will cover my nose and rush to the stinking toilet, acting as a toilet guard cavalry.But I am smarter than the one with the saber and the one with the collar turned up. I just kept running between the classroom and the toilet. Those who knew it sneered at me meaningfully, and those who didn’t know it looked at me in surprise. I don't know if it's because the girls obeyed the rules, or because they saw through my tricks. In the whole three classes, not a single girl defecated indiscriminately.And their boys used various clumsy methods to gather some bystanders around the men's room in a short while, and a big human wall gradually formed, as if watching a military parade performance, I simply became a bystander By.The direct reason why I am not a law enforcement officer is that I am afraid that the group of conservatives in our class will gossip about me.

It was too late to say, but soon, a first-year kid who couldn't hold back was caught by Long Chao who buried the money.The kid wasn't as flustered as the toilet guard cavalry. When the toilet guard cavalry finally caught the perpetrator, they were at a loss and didn't know what to do, so they came up with various plans. According to the obligatory introduction of bystanders in the human wall, when a cavalryman caught the "prisoner" last time, he happened to meet the brigade counselor, so the cavalryman went up to him and smiled honestly, expressing that he was on the side of justice, so he Give them ten extra points.This time I don't know whether to send it to the brigade or to the class teacher first.

While the cavalry guards were arguing, suddenly the child took the opportunity to escape, but luckily he was grabbed by the saber-wielding man. Holding something alive and kicking in your hands is not as enjoyable as fighting with your bare hands, since the living thing may run away at any time.Suddenly his eyes lit up, he spotted me, and asked me to catch that boy. When the boy saw the handsome elder sister replacing the vicious elder brother, he got a little excited and waved his hands in a mess.I thought he was going to run away and grabbed him even tighter.He kept babbling, and it turned out that the boy with the vulgar curly hair was a mute.

After some discussion, I decided to send it directly to the brigade headquarters, and I also completed the task, lest my hard-hearted heart be softened by this dumb boy's babbling.I didn't follow them to the brigade department, firstly because the teacher in the brigade department was too fierce, and secondly because I didn't want to hear the cries of the dumb.After the class, the group of toilet guard cavalry were all red. I don't know whether it was because they were excited to enter the brigade headquarters for the first time blatantly, or because they were overworked.They report everywhere:

"Four were caught, four were caught, plus the dumb is five." I stretched out their paws and gestured, and I suddenly felt that their paws were thick and old. The teacher announces: "You guys, don't run to the toilet to stand guard after class. It's okay if you catch it occasionally, don't go every day." Because the teacher's words were pale and weak, the legs of the toilet guard cavalry still ran to the toilet involuntarily.