Chapter 13 Thirteen, small seedlings become big pine

Recently, a lot of strange people have appeared on campus. When get out of class is over, you can always see the fifth grade practicing walking under the leadership of a soldier. Then came the third grade, and the third grade was even more strange.Every time after walking, I have to go to the door of the teaching office to get popsicles.When class is over, some small students often pretend to be third graders to get popsicles.It is unbelievable that Yu Wenyu, the tallest in our class, also received a popsicle. Influenced by the third grade, we all want to practice walking quickly. Both of my cousins ​​have participated in military training.After returning, one was tanned and the other was tanned.I don't know yet.I was originally black, my mother said, I was born to my father and a Filipino maid; my father said, I was born to my mother and a tricycle driver.

Finally it was our turn.The teacher said: "Saturday military training!" Not a good day.One day earlier can save one day of class, and one day later can skip playing the violin. We were very excited because we heard some gossip about the instructors in advance: the fiercest instructor is the tallest and the most handsome; the gentlest instructor is the shortest and the worst. I don't know who shouted: "Training has started!" We all ran out to see the instructor. Regrettably, the instructor hid in the teaching office and was shy. After we stood in line, the instructor came out, and I found the one with the tallest head, who looked really fierce, young, handsome, with a black face.We find the shortest one again.Wow!It's a big red face, and it's very big.

The chief instructor is pretty good-looking, with regular features.The hat she wears is also prettier than others. It is crooked and soft, especially like a flight attendant. Personally, I think it doesn't matter whether the instructor is fierce or not, handsome or not is the main thing.Be handsome, and listen to what he said. "Yeah~~~ I'm coming over." In fact, the tallest one and the shortest one walked towards us together.Who taught us?Wow, so nervous.Could it be that we are really so popular?The instructors are fighting?No way? Just when I was doubting, the big red face had already stood in front of the second class, and the little black face was naturally a member of our class.

"Pain boots (students)! Nimonhao (hello)! I'm called Li Jiaoguan (my name is Instructor Li)! Before Instructor Li finished speaking, he heard the screams of people from the second class: "Wow! Someone passed out!" Turning around, Teacher Tang had already rushed out of the office.He hugged the classmate who was lying on the ground, but found that his posture was wrong, so he had to change his posture, holding her flat, and hurried to the office. Standing next to me, Zhao Meiyun and Feng Pangpang started pulling their hair desperately to show their jealousy. At the same time, the team on our side also began to be confused. Seeing this situation, Instructor Li shouted:

"Disband!" Go away. We quickly figured out that this classmate fell straight down and landed on his head.It is said that he also lost two front teeth.When Teacher Tang picked her up, she actually vomited blood. After they said that Teacher Tang had blood on his body, I realized that I noticed Teacher Tang, and I also noticed the blood on his body relatively.Because he was wearing a sky blue shirt, which should have been purple with blood.Didn't expect it to be orange. We rest in the shade.Talk to the teacher about the fainting.The teacher began to incite us: "Is your physical fitness bad?"

"not bad!" "Your perseverance is not bad!" "not bad!" "Did you have your breakfast?" "Didn't eat!" The teacher was very surprised and said: "Those who haven't eaten breakfast, go to the office to eat buns!" Eat Bawang Meal! (Bawang meal refers to not giving money after eating) ~~~~~~~ The teacher has not finished speaking, and everyone has already run away.Only I was fascinated, smiling, and admiringly listening to the teacher say the last word. So I didn't get the buns. After the bun eater came back, we continued to discuss the prevention and treatment of fainting.

Long Chao said: "My father's grandfather was the emperor's physician." Eunuch?boast! But his last sentence caught our attention: "100 eunuchs, 99 imperial physicians, 98 court ladies, and 97 concubines jointly developed the anti-fainting medicine from apple leaves. Apple leaves absorb well, taste good, and have a good effect." We asked, "Do you want to eat?" He said: "NONONO, it smells on it!" After that, he picked off a leaf and said: "Just smell it!" We swarmed like a herd of giraffes and finished picking the leaves off that tree.See other trees that look similar to it, and start picking any tree.

The action of our inhalation was very similar to white powder, and we formed a circle, fearing that the second class would know our secret, and some even covered their noses with their hands.The nose contracted hard, hard. Basically each of us discovered a new flavor and mine was chocolate.What Long Chao discovered was the flavor of boiled beans with salt. Because of the relationship between Ye Zi and Baozi, none of our classmates fainted. However, since we don't stand at attention like standing at attention, we don't rest like we rest.So the instructor kept scolding us: "Mihu egg! (Confused egg)"

The next one who fainted was a student from class (1). This student just shook for a while before being carried out of the team by the attentive teacher Tang. The students in Class 2 and Class 1 were all overjoyed: It turns out that you don't need to faint, but just shake gently, and you can get the same treatment as fainting. The climax of military training has arrived: fainting, fainting, fainting again. If two of them fainted at the same time, Teacher Tang would have to pinch one with both armpits.Exactly like the action of a white collar briefcase. If four of them fainted at the same time, the red-faced instructor had no choice but to move out. His movements were very strange: just like carrying a woven bag for flood relief, he put the person on his shoulder and ran away.

It caused those students to complain of stomachache.