Chapter 3 Eighty-one Difficulties (2)

Looking at the rolling Liusha River, Tang Seng suddenly had a sudden impulse: I should accept another apprentice! Bajie smiled brightly: "It's so good, I should take over this responsibility!" Tang Seng smiled: "Bajie, what's the use of saving your brute strength? You only care about being lazy!" Bajie begged for mercy and said: " Master stop making fun of me, I am a married man, I have to take care of myself!" Tang Seng shouted into the Liusha River: "Monk Sha, Master, I am here!" A human head popped out of the waves. The head gradually expanded and turned into a fat monk.

Monk Sha was a little dissatisfied: "Master, why are you walking so slowly? I have been waiting for many years!" Tang Seng said: "The road is difficult, and it is a good thing to walk in a car. Don't panic, don't be busy, which busy person will end?" Sha The monk was impatient, so he hurriedly asked: "Master, what work are you going to arrange for me?" Tang Seng said smoothly, "There are too many people now, and I am going to make some internal adjustments!" Sun Wukong was a little nervous, and asked quickly: "Master, what are you going to do?" Adjust?" Tang Seng pondered for a moment and said, "What about you, you are in charge of scouting the road ahead, and Bajie is in charge of leading the horse..." Monk Sha hurriedly asked, "Master, what can I do?"

Tang Seng was silent in his heart, and said frankly: "Monk Sha, of course your task is to carry the burden!" Monk Sha immediately widened his eyes: "I don't accept it, I don't want to carry the burden! That is the heaviest job!" Satisfied with this arrangement, he immediately retorted: "Monk Sha, you can't mess with the rules. You should be the king first and then the minister. Naturally, you should bear the burden!" Monk Sha said loudly: "I have had a few friends with Zhu Bajie It's a second hand, every time it's a close call, why am I ranked fourth?" Tang Seng was a little angry: "This is based on rank, Zhu Bajie is a marshal, you are a general, generals and marshals always One level worse!" Monk Sha was still unconvinced: "So, I have chosen this burden?" Tang Seng nodded and said: "Of course, to tell you the truth, if you want to learn, you can, but you can't!" Monk Sha has nothing else. I had no choice but to say: "Monk Sha admits it!" Tang Seng felt too tired, so he suggested: "Can we have a more relaxed life today?" Zhu Bajie asked: "How to relax?" He was also bored Panic.

Tang Seng said: "Sing, singing can relieve fatigue!" Monkey King said: "Okay, I will start the sound, everyone is ready to sing--" A majestic singing sounded in the wilderness: You carry the burden, I lead the horse, Welcome to the sunrise, Send away the sunset. Stepping up the bumpy road, After fighting hard and dangerous, we set off again. The singing voice wanders among the grotesquely shaped mountains and fierce rivers for a long time. It was getting late, and a mansion flashed ahead. Tang Seng said: "Disciples, let's borrow a night in this courtyard tonight!" Wukong reminded: "Can you see the four words written on the door: Sitting on the mountain to recruit a son-in-law?" Zhu Bajie said in disbelief: " How can there be such a beautiful thing in the world, sitting here and waiting for your son-in-law to come to your door?" Tang Seng said indifferently: "I am a monk, and I have long since lost my heart, so why not stay for one night?" hospital.

The hostess clapped her hands and smiled and said, "Here we come, my son-in-law is here." The Tang monk clapped his hands together and said, "The benefactor is too serious. The four of us, master and apprentice, will only stay here for one night, and we will not be son-in-law!" Displeased: "The Bodhisattva is missing, I hung a signboard outside, and the signboard is clearly written: Sitting on a mountain to recruit a son-in-law!" Sun Wukong complained from the side, "Master, we just need to be more careful before, but now we can do it." What should I do?" Seeing Wukong, the hostess was a little tempted, and her face became happy: "Old monk, your apprentice also wants to be my son-in-law!" Tang Seng said seriously: "Wukong, why are you talking nonsense?"

Sun Wukong hurriedly explained: "Master, I don't mean that, I am determined with Master." The hostess said: "I have three daughters, elder, and you have three apprentices. "Sun Wukong quickly declared: "I am going to the west to learn scriptures, and I will never be your son-in-law." The hostess panicked: "I am a widow with three daughters, and I must recruit a son-in-law, or who will come after a hundred years?" Wearing linen and filial piety?" The hostess said as she wiped her tears: "Elder, monks are merciful, so please take pity on me and let an apprentice be my son-in-law!" What a pity, the whole family doesn’t have a man to support them, how are they going to live these days?” The hostess became more and more sad: “This second pig brother is right, a girl has no home without a master.” Monk Sha already understood Bajie’s intentions, Then he said to Bajie: "Second senior brother, you can stay and marry me!" Zhu Bajie blushed, "Don't make fun of Monk Sha, I have an ex-wife, how can I be Chen Shimei?" Monk Sha said solemnly: " A real man, who doesn’t have three wives and four concubines?” Tang Seng said to himself: “It seems that Monk Sha’s roots are not pure, so I taught them in vain.” Zhu Bajie said to the hostess: “The benefactor, I want to talk to you alone!" This sentence surprised everyone present.Sun Wukong secretly laughed beside him.

Tang Seng glared at Wukong: "Wukong, who are you laughing at?" Sun Wukong bowed to his master, "Of course I am laughing that Bajie is about to marry him!" Bajie naturally ignored the elder brother's emotions, but pulled the hostess to a corner. Bajie quickly knelt down to the hostess, and said affectionately: "From now on, you will be my mother-in-law!" The hostess shook her head and said, "You idiot, don't make your name so sweet, you haven't even written your horoscope yet!" Jie panicked: "Don't lie to me, didn't you always say that at least you have to recruit a son-in-law? Can't I volunteer?" The hostess poked Ba Jie's forehead with her finger: "My three daughters are very picky. , you look so ugly, maybe they still look down on you!" Zhu Bajie emphasized: "Although I am ugly, but I am very gentle!" The hostess smiled brightly and waved to Bajie: "Please come with me !" Zhu Bajie came to the front of the red tent with the hostess, and said with a smile: "Go in, I'm afraid it's a witch with rain, and the king of Chu has no dreams!" Zhu Bajie fell into a colorful hallucination, and he was intoxicated.

Here Tang Seng was anxious: "Wukong, why didn't you dissuade Bajie, but let him become the door-to-door son-in-law?" Wukong said: "Master, don't panic, that woman's girl will not marry Bajie! "Tang Seng asked half-believingly: "How can you see it?" Wukong said: "Bajie looks like a pig, what kind of character is that woman, how can she marry her daughter to a pig's head?" It's hard to tell." Wukong stopped arguing with his master, but sneered and said, "Master, do you know who that old woman is?" Tang Seng shook his head, "My master is a mortal with naked eyes, how can I recognize her?"

Wukong whispered to Tang Seng, "The old woman is dressed up by Li Shan, and her three daughters are Guanyin, Manjusri and Puxian!" Tang Seng was shocked and fell to the ground: "The four Bodhisattvas do this What's the reason?" While speaking, the four bodhisattvas appeared in their original bodies, stood in front of Tang Seng, and said in unison: "Amitabha!" Tang Seng's face was clearly displeased: "Senior sister, why are you teasing me like this? "Avalokitesvara accompanied the ceremony and said: "Don't worry, junior, let's try the ordinary heart of junior, it's just a routine!" Tang Seng muttered: "Sister, my heart has long been locked, it's empty, I can't see anything!" The heart has been purified, but your apprentice's heart is not dead, fortunately, he tried it out today, otherwise, he will cause a lot of troubles in the future!" Bajie's howling sound came from a distance: "Shut the head of Sezi Knife, kill the old pig!" It's a big tree with ginseng fruit on it.

Sun Wukong picked four ginseng fruits and offered one to his master first: "Master, you can eat one of these things to nourish your body, and you can survive on the way to learn the scriptures!" How many vitamins does the fruit contain? Is it comparable to ten eggs?" Sun Wukong laughed: "This ginseng fruit blooms for three thousand years, bears fruit for three thousand years, and matures for three thousand years. If you eat one, you can live an extra thirty-six thousand years!" Then he was a little moved: "It is of course a good thing to be able to live for so long, but the appearance is a bit scary!" Tang Seng had already glanced at the ginseng fruit, and saw that the fruit looked like a newborn baby.

Sun Wukong still persuaded: "Master, live one more year and see the world for one more year. Why not do it?" Tang Seng looked at the baby carefully, and the more he looked at it, the more he looked like himself drifting in the river. If you eat this fruit, you will undoubtedly eat yourself. Tang Seng plucked up his courage and said, "I'm afraid!" Zhu Bajie couldn't help salivating already: "Brother, can you give me one, I'll show Master how I eat it!" Sun Wukong glared at him: "Don't panic, idiot, this is going up the mountain to hunt birds. Anyone who sees it will have a share." Naturally, you are indispensable." Tang Seng looked at the fruit and just asked: "How many vitamins does one fruit contain? Is it as good as ten eggs? Monk Sha swallowed hard, and a crisp sound came out of his throat. Tang Seng has made up his mind: "I am determined not to eat myself!" Tang Seng soon felt puzzled by his words. Zhu Bajie stretched out his hand and snatched a ginseng fruit from Wukong's hand: "I'll grab one first!" When Wukong was about to snatch it, Bajie had already thrown the ginseng fruit into his mouth, stretched his strength to swallow it, and then swallowed it. The ginseng fruit was swallowed. Tang Seng vaguely heard the scream of a baby, and he hastily covered his ears. Drifting also asked Sun Wukong for a ginseng fruit, he ate it slowly and tasted it carefully. Monkey King asked: "How does it taste?" Monk Sha's eyes lined up with a smile: "It's delicious!" Monkey King just picked up one and started to eat it. Tang Seng closed his eyes, not daring to take another look. Zhu Bajie kept swallowing. There is one ginseng fruit left, which originally belonged to Tang Seng.Tang Seng said magnanimously: "You three share and eat!" Zhu Bajie said: "I will do it for Master!" Monk Sha refused: "It's better to draw lots, whoever catches it will eat!" Sun Wukong said: "It is not scientific to draw lots." Monk Sha retorted: "Drawing lots is actually unscientific, but science can never eliminate it." The three quarreled and were deadlocked. Tang Seng stretched out his hand and said, "Here, the remaining one should be mine." Sun Wukong delivered the ginseng fruit to Tang Seng's hand: "Master finally figured it out, let's eat it while it's hot!" Tang Seng picked up the ginseng fruit and read aloud Amitabha" and threw it out the window. The ginseng fruit rolled on the ground, and the Duntu disappeared. Sun Wukong set up an arbor with his hands, glanced at the ginseng tree in the garden, and exclaimed: "The ginseng tree is dead, let's run!" Tang Seng felt that his eyes went dark, and he was caught in a big sleeve. With a flick of the sleeve, Tang Seng, his master and his disciples were shaken to the ground, and they returned to the original place. Zhenyuan Daxian pointed at Tang Seng's nose and scolded: "You don't teach, the teacher is lazy, you have to let your apprentice make trouble, you have to put it in order!" Tang Seng scratched his bare head and complained: "Daxian, you No wonder anyone, that ginseng fruit is a good thing, who would not want to eat it and live tens of thousands of years? Just like my Tang monk meat, all the monsters want to eat it." Daxian was so strange: "Elder, your theory is too stupid It's clear, it seems that my ginseng fruit is wrong." Tang Seng nodded: "That's exactly what I mean, I am Tang Seng, the tree attracts wind, and I cause a lot of trouble. I, Tang Seng, am a mistake!" Annoyed: "I don't know sophistry, so I won't argue with you, you just need to save the ginseng tree, and those few fruits will be given to you!" Tang Seng gave a thumbs up: "This is the attitude to solve problems." , the problem must always be solved, and it is best to solve it in a peaceful way!" Daxian said with a look of embarrassment on his face: "No matter how powerful your apprentice is, he can't save my ginseng tree!" Tang Seng said straight to the point: "Please tell me how to revive the ginseng tree." The immortal thought for a while and said, "Only the jade spring of Avalokitesvara in the South China Sea can save the ginseng tree." Tang Seng said with joy, "Why is this so difficult? Avalokitesvara is my senior sister." , I beg her, she will save face." Sun Wukong shouted from the side: "Guanyin still owes us a few favors, and it's time to pay them back today!" Daxian sneered: "It turns out that your relationship is still so extensive. The connection is good!" Monkey King jumped up and said, "Old Sun, I will go to Nanhai Guanyin!" In the blink of an eye, Monkey King arrived in the South China Sea. Avalokitesvara was meditating and taking a seat, when he saw Wukong coming, he was silent in his heart, and then he knew the truth. Avalokitesvara shouted: "Puhou, are you in trouble again?" Wukong was very surprised: "Guanyin, how do you know?" Guanyin stood up slowly, "You stole Zhenyuanzi's ginseng fruit and killed his ginseng tree. I will know by pinching my fingers!" Wukong was happy: "Bodhisattva, you are a sensible person. Now that you know me If you want to come here, give me the spring water!" Guanyin said seriously: "Speak lightly, take a lamp grass. Why should I take care of your funeral for the disaster you caused?" Sun Wukong simply pointed out: "Bodhisattva, How many times have you owed us favors, why did you not accept the debt today?" Guanyin was surprised: "What favors do I owe you?" Sun Wukong was a little resentful: "I let you let go of the monsters I caught a few times. Is this considered human?" Guanyin reprimanded: "Pohou is talking nonsense again. Whether you should let it go or not is a hard line." The policy is not up to me!" Wukong couldn't convince Guanyin, so he had to say cheekily: "Since the Bodhisattva doesn't buy into my account, you can't just let your brother be trapped!" Guanyin said in a deep voice, "In principle, We are in the same ink fountain, so we should take care of it." Wukong said happily: "Bodhisattva, you promised, let's go now!" Guanyin said: "This is God's will, Tang Monk deserves this calamity, the time has come, he Naturally, he will be out of danger." Wukong was in a hurry: "Then how long will we have to wait? Let the old grandson wait here in the South China Sea?" Guanyin said: "Wukong, you go back to Longevity Hill first, someone will come to relieve the danger." Sun Wukong had to turn around Yuntou returned to Longevity Hill, but saw that the ginseng tree was lush and green, as fresh as ever. Monkey King yelled: "Strange, is it possible that Guanyin has rushed to me to give sweet spring?" But he heard a voice in the air saying, "Monkey Monkey, you owe me a favor!" Monkey King replied, "That favor is my favor." What the master owes you has nothing to do with the old grandson!" Tang Seng clasped his hands together and said: "Amitabha, in the whole world, is there any holy land!" A flirtatious girl suddenly appeared in front of her, she carried a bamboo basket, and came over gracefully! The eyes of the four Dongtu monks were attracted by the beautiful girl. Zhu Bajie was the first to applaud: "Oh, it's like a model!" Monk Sha couldn't help but also praised: "It's so beautiful!" Three words suddenly came out of Tang Seng's mouth: "It's so sexy!" Wukong was surprised by Feixiao: "Master, your thinking has also become trendy?" Tang Seng blushed. He knew that the lock in his heart was malfunctioning, and he had evil thoughts of pity and pity. Zhu Bajie had long been interested in Ma Xinyuan, so he seized the opportunity to grab the girl's hand and asked, "Pretty girl, who are you waiting for?" Tang Seng's jealousy rose, and he immediately stopped him: "Bajie, a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands, men and women can't tell what to say. "Sun Wukong stepped forward and separated him from the middle: "Idiot, if you want to ask questions, it's the master's turn to come. Where is your turn?" , aren’t you afraid of bad guys?” The pretty girl said shyly, “Where did the elder say it is? Beautiful. Tang Seng's eyes fell on the bamboo basket: "Excuse me, girl, is there food in this basket?" The girl showed two shallow dimples on her face, she was beautiful, and her words were even more beautiful: "Elder, my bamboo basket is full of food." The vegetarian dishes and rice in the house are used to help those monks who travel long distances and have no food!" Bajie was overjoyed, and hurried forward and said, "We meet that requirement, thank you pretty girl!" Monkey King jumped over and held up the embroidered Stick, shouted: "Get out of the way, she is a goblin!" But Tang Seng stepped forward and held Monkey King's stick: "Wukong, you can't beat up good people, she is not a goblin!" Wukong struggled and said, "Old man!" Sun has piercing eyes, and he already recognized her as a goblin!" Bajie stepped forward and hugged Wukong's waist: "Brother, you can't do this. If you can't eat grapes, just say the grapes are sour." Wukong was angry. He yelled at Bajie: "You are too ugly, you value sex and despise friends!" Wukong wrapped one hand around Bajie, and raised the stick high with the other hand. Monk Sha greeted him and took Wukong's hand holding the stick: "Brother, if you want to hit me, come at me. You must never do violence to a weak woman!" Sun Wukong had to accept the stick and sighed: "I met you today!" Three satyrs, count me unlucky!" The beautiful girl curled up on the ground, crying, her appearance was even more attractive. The three of them still held on to Wukong. Tang Seng said: "You must make a promise to me: don't hurt this girl again!" Wukong, for female monsters, can we be lenient?" Wukong was puzzled: "Why?" Tang Seng explained: "The rights and interests of women and children should be protected!" Bajie followed Master's words and said, "Look at the tenderness of this girl, she must be an underage girl!" Monk Sha also felt compassion: "Eldest brother, you should hold your hand high, man, you have to feel a little pity!" Sun Wu gasped for air, looking at his master and junior, he didn't know what to do for a moment. There was silence on the mountain. Tang Seng was determined to protect the girl, and he was scratching his head to think of an idea. Bajie also loves this girl, and he doesn't want to see the golden hoop stick disappear. Bajie made a suggestion: "Let's do it, four of us vote, and the minority obeys the majority!" Drifting agreed: "This is the most democratic way!" Sun Wukong spat out two words: "Nonsense!" Tang Seng's heart brightened: "I have a good idea, but I have to trouble Wukong to go there!" Tang Seng said: "Wukong, go to the South China Sea and ask Guanyin to find out the details of this girl and see if she is a fairy from the upper realm who came down to earth?" Wukong sneered and said, "I understand what Master means. You want to know that she has Don’t have a backer, are you afraid of offending her backer?” Tang Seng nodded and said: “It’s good to understand, try to do the work as carefully as possible!” Monkey King had no choice but to drive the cloud head to the South China Sea. When Guanyin saw Wukong, he laughed and scolded: "Pohou, you didn't honestly ask Tang Monk to go to the west to learn scriptures, but what are you doing here to hang out?" Sun Wukong said so. Avalokitesvara laughed and said: "The grade is too low, the grade is too low, she is just a pile of bones!" It's not a hard backstage, she doesn't even have a soft backstage, she doesn't have a backstage at all!" Sun Wukong applauded: "She's dead, she's dead!" Avalokitesvara flicked the willow branch in his hand: "Wukong, go quickly, you know what to do!" Sun Wukong was so happy that he bounced all the way back to Tang Seng's side. Tang Seng asked anxiously, "What instruction does Guanyin have?" Sun Wukong waved to the three of them: "Stand away, I will read the Bodhisattva's instruction!" Tang Seng led Bajie and Drifting Monk to kneel aside, ready to receive the order. It was too late to say, but soon, Sun Wukong took out the embroidery needle from his ear, shook it, it was two feet long, the mouth of the bowl was thick and thin, he grabbed it with both hands, and hit it with a stick. The old stick and the poisonous stick are directly lowered, once the green leaves and delicate flowers rest. A cloud of white smoke rose, the beautiful girl disappeared, and a pile of bones remained on the ground. Monkey King said with some regret: "It's too boring for a goblin without a backstage to fight so hard!" Tang Seng recited a spell. Sun Wukong rolled on the ground in pain: "Master, don't read, master, don't read!" Zhu Bajie urged from the side: "Master, don't stop!" Monkey King howled: "It hurts me too!" Tang Seng said: "Go back to Huaguo Mountain. From today on, you are no longer my apprentice!" Is it serious? I was fined to be a pig because I pinched Chang'e while I was drunk. The old pig was punished too much! Besides, you killed a beautiful girl!" Sun Wukong re-examined: "Bajie , that's a demon, not a pretty girl!" Zhu Bajie sneered and said, "Brother only said that she is a demon, what evidence is there?" Sun Wukong said, "You can ask Guanyin!" Tang Seng waved his hand: "Go, I don't want to see you again!" Ba Jie took the nine-tooth nail rake and said, "If you don't leave, Master will recite the spell again!" Sun Wu turned around in a hurry: "Go, old grandson. One day, you will think of the good things about grandson." Ba Jie sneered: "I don't believe it, can't we have a banquet without carrots?" Sun Wukong left in the blink of an eye. Tang Seng stared blankly at the pile of bones on the ground, his eyes filled with tears. Zhu Bajie sighed and said: "Oh, what a cool girl, but she ended up in a terrible death!" These days, Tang Seng's heart is always empty, he seems to have lost his soul, the shadow of that flowery girl Always dangling in front of his eyes. Bajie led the horse, Monk Sha carried the burden, and the three master and apprentice walked feebly. Without a monkey head, it is really less lively. A gust of wind blew past, and Bajie shouted: "According to experience, this is a sign of the arrival of monsters. Monk Sha, be vigilant!" Tang Seng panicked: "What should I do if the monsters are coming?" Bajie patted his chest and said: "Master, don't be afraid, there is an old pig here! The ability of the pig is similar to that of the monkey head, but the heart of the monkey head is darker." Monk Sha stopped him and said, "Second brother, the elder brother has left Now, don’t gossip about him behind his back!” The monster appeared, Bajie and Monk Sha went up to meet him, and there was a faint battle. Tang Seng felt that his eyes were dark, and he fell heavily, and fell into a hole. This place is so strange, I must have never been here before. Flutteringly, a girl in white came in, and she smiled at Tang Seng. Tang Seng was stunned. He thought of the beautiful girl who was beaten to death by Monkey King. Could it be that she came to claim her life. The girl in white is beautiful, but sad. Tang Seng repeatedly called "guilty", and he said: "The grievance has its head, and the debt has its owner. I didn't kill you." The girl in white comforted him and said, "Don't be afraid, I'm here to save you." Tied up, the light in the cave was dim. The girl walked over step by step, and Tang Seng felt the unique warmth of the girl. Tang Seng asked in fear: "What is this place? How did I get in?" The girl said, "This is the Boyue Cave. You were caught by my husband." Tang Seng was even more frightened: "Who are you? Your And who is the husband?" The girl said: "My name is Baihuaxiu, the third princess of Baoxiang Kingdom, and my husband is Huangpao Monster!" Tang Seng was puzzled: "Isn't it a fairy tale for a princess to marry a monster?" Bai Hua said shamelessly: "Don't make fun of me, I was forced, but it's a de facto marriage." Tang Seng felt the chill in the cave. Could it be that the princess also has a demonic aura? Tang Seng sighed: "Unfortunately, I fell into the hands of the yellow-robed monster, so I had to wait for my apprentice to rescue me out." Bai Huashuo comforted me and said, "Elder, don't panic, I can rescue you out!" Tang Seng opened his eyes wide in amazement: "You can't escape by yourself, so you still save me?" Bai Hua said shamelessly: "The elder doesn't know. Although I was snatched by the yellow-robed monster, he is very special." Love me, he must listen to my words." Tang Seng was still skeptical: "No matter what, the demon nature is always hard to change." Bai Hua said shamelessly: "Besides, I have two sons with him. Some people say that children are the crystallization of love, of course, there is no love between me and the yellow-robed monster." Tang Sengyin said: "But children are innocent." Bai Hua shyly said, "I just ask the elder to do one thing for me!" Tang Seng said: "As long as the princess can let me out, let alone one, ten are not too many!" Bai Hua said shyly, "Please send a letter to Baoxiang Kingdom, elder, and hand it to my father and king. He sent soldiers to rescue me!" Tang Seng didn't expect the matter to be so simple, so he urged the princess to write a letter quickly: "It's getting late, please repair the book quickly." Bai Huaxie handed the letter to Tang Seng and said affectionately: " It is a kind of fate to meet such a kind and beautiful man as the elder in the cave!" Bai Huaxie led Tang Seng to the back cave, and she couldn't help kissing Tang Seng's face as parting. Tang Seng felt a burning pain, and a light flashed in his heart. Tang Seng walked more than a dozen steps, and couldn't help but glance back, but he saw Bai Hua standing there shamelessly, his eyes looking passionately. Tang Seng felt the truth of women for the first time.