Chapter 2 Eighty-One Difficulties (1)

How many mountains and mountains have been passed, how many ancient temples and pavilions have been seen. A group of monsters swarmed out and blocked the way: "I drove this mountain, and I planted this road. If you want to go over, leave Tang Seng's flesh behind!" Tang Seng was so frightened that his legs twitched. lost the value of his flesh.He subconsciously pulled down the front of his shirt, trying to cover up his flesh so that the monsters would not be more slanderous when they saw it. The monsters dragged Tang Seng and two followers into the cave, and then held a meeting to discuss the plan of eating Tang Seng's meat.

Demon A said: "Kill him, and the bloody flesh will look whiter." Demon B said: "Strangle him to death without a drop of blood, and the nutritional value is higher." Demon C said: "Let him go. Drown in the water, pluck the hair, eat it raw, the original taste." The dingy monster said, "Eat his two followers first, let him be frightened while watching, the frightened human flesh is more exciting to eat!" The crowd clapped their hands and praised: "This plan is very clever, what we are after is excitement!" The monsters acted immediately and stripped off two of Tang Seng's followers.

The armored demon stretched out her five fingers, pierced straight into the chest of the entourage, and grabbed out a cage of bloody hearts and livers, like holding a blooming flower. Tang Seng screamed: "Scared me to death, Amitabha!" The mouths of all the monsters stretched out to their hearts, and each took a bite, blood splattering everywhere. Tang Seng was so frightened that he quickly closed his eyes: "I was scared to death, Amitabha!" A voice rang in Tang Seng's ear: "Tang Seng, don't close your eyes, you must face the bleak scene and face the dripping blood!" The voice seemed familiar.

Tang Seng opened his eyes, and saw a piece of transparent white ears dancing in the sky. After jumping a bit, he drew a beautiful parabola, shot down quickly, and fell into the mouth of a monster. Chacha, a burst of chewing sound.Tang Seng felt that his ears had been chewed to pieces. Tang Seng wanted to close his eyes, but he couldn't. His upper and lower eyelids seemed to be supported by a bamboo pole, and his eyes widened even more. Yi Yao dug two fingers into the eyes of the attendant, and pulled out an eyeball.The eyeballs are bright and bloody. Bing Yao hugged one leg, gnawed it slowly, and then licked the blood slowly.

Tang Seng yelled, unable to hold on, finally fainted, and fell down on the ground. When Tang Seng woke up, he was already lying in someone's arms. The person hugging Tang Seng was a bad old man with white beard, named Taibai Jinxing. Taibai Jinxing coaxed Tang Seng: "Don't be afraid, Tang Priest, don't be afraid, Tang Priest, you are doomed, and you deserve it!" Tang Seng said aggrievedly: "Looking at this cruel scene, it's a sin, a sin!" Taibai Jinxing smiled faintly: " If you want to be a good surgeon, you must first get used to seeing the faces of dead people!" Tang Seng didn't explain: "What does this have to do with me?"

Taibai Jinxing explained: "Tang Seng, remember, if you want to adapt to the dangerous environment on the road, you have to learn to appreciate the cruelty of monsters!" Arranged?" Taibai Jinxing stroked his long beard and said to Tang Seng: "It is a last resort, I hope you can understand, long live the understanding." Taibai Jinxing stroked his long beard: "It is a last resort, I hope you can understand, understand Long live!" Tang Seng was silent. A big mountain suddenly appeared in front of Tang Seng, and the big mountain looked like five fingers. Wuzhishan is very old.

The old rocks explain the verdant yesterday, and the moss on the rocks exhibit the memories that no one knows. In the sky hovers the rough call of the rock eagle endlessly telling the legend of the mountains and the mountains of legends. An earth-shattering cry came from the foot of the mountain: "Tang Seng is here, Tang Seng is coming!" The shout was deafening, and Tang Seng fell off his horse and fell into the canyon.Tang Seng covered his ears with his hands.He murmured to himself: "I was shocked to death, I was shocked to death!" He couldn't help looking left and right, and found a monkey head covered with yellow hair at the foot of the mountain.

Monkey head said: "Tang Seng, save me, I can be your partner." Tang Seng hesitated, he was alone, walking alone, he should have a companion. The monkey head said again: "I can climb trees, and I can pick a lot of wild fruits for you to eat!" Tang Seng was moved, and he rescued the monkey head. Monkey head stood in front of Tang Seng: "My name is Sun Wukong, I hope we have a happy cooperation!" Tang Seng glanced at Monkey King: "Okay, Monkey King, let's talk about terms!" Sun Wukong said modestly: "Tang Seng, you are the master, you Make a price first!" Tang Seng pondered for a moment, and said: "Three conditions, first, you must ensure my food supply on the way, I am a vegetarian, and there should be no meat in the three meals!" Sun Wukong nodded: "Not harsh. , not harsh, and I will accompany you to eat vegetarian food." Tang Seng said the second condition: "You must protect my personal safety along the way, and you must not let me be eaten by monsters, let alone share my food with monsters. Meat." Sun Wukong was a little dissatisfied: "The first half of the sentence is still listenable, but the second half is embarrassing. Master has to explain clearly." Tang Seng said bluntly: "Because you are also a monster, it is difficult to guarantee that your monster nature is not bad." Relapse. Besides, my meat is very nutritious, and I can live forever if I eat it, so I have to be vigilant!" Sun Wukong sighed: "Master's words are reasonable, let's talk about the third point." Tang Seng said: "The third point The difficulty is relatively high, and you must not fall in love with women along the way." Sun Wukong promised: "It can be done, it can be done. I have been suppressed by the mountains for five hundred years, and I have long since known what love is. Where did the lust come from?" Tang Seng was still a little worried: "It's a long way to go to the mountains, the road is far away, there are many beautiful things, and you will meet foreign girls. Some things can only be felt, but can't be said." Monkey King spit out a bunch of spit: "Come on, let's go, I will sign a contract with you. Tang Seng asked: "Wukong, what conditions do you have? You can also write them into the contract. The contract is legally binding. Once signed, you cannot go back on your word." Monkey King thought for a while and said: "I only have one condition, to guarantee you Xitianhou, let me go, I want to go back to Huaguo Mountain, revive my old business, and turn Huaguo Mountain into a tourist attraction." Tang Seng said: "Both of us have sincerity, and this contract has been signed." The contract was signed in duplicate, and everyone kept the contract.

The two hands were tightly clasped together: "I wish our cooperation a success!" Boom, there is Monkey King in front. Monkey King, walk slowly, followed by a silly monk. The two masters and apprentices ate and slept in the dew, wearing the stars and the moon, and walked along a long mountain road. Sun Wukong set up a pergola and looked forward: "It's not good, there are six trail-shearing thieves in front!" Tang Seng was puzzled: "Wukong, what is a trail-shearing thief? Is it an imported term?" Sun Wukong laughed: "No, this time It is an unearthed language, the so-called path cutter means to cut off the path horizontally with a knife!" Tang Seng trembled with fright: "He cut off the road, where are we going?" Sun Wukong pointed to his chest: "Master Mo I'm afraid, wait until I get rid of those six thieves and clear the way for Master!" Sun Wukong pulled out the embroidery needle from his ear, shook it, the mouth of the bowl was as thick as two feet long, and swept over, the six thieves became flesh. Sauce.

Tang Seng watched with horror, closed his eyes and shouted: "Sin, sin, you killed six people for no reason, and you are not qualified to go to the West!" Sun Wukong argued: "Master, if I don't kill him, he will kill him." I, either the east wind overwhelms the west wind, or the west wind overwhelms the west wind!" Tang Seng closed his eyes tightly and waved his hand: "I would rather die than hurt my life! Wukong, you go, I don't want you as an apprentice!" Sun Wukong explained "What's the point of killing a few people? When I was the Monkey King, I lost countless lives under my stick!" Tang Seng said, "Xiu Ti was brave in those days, but now you have entered the Samana, and you can no longer hurt lives. You Go!" Sun Wukong's monkey became impatient: "Master, you can't tear up the contract easily!" Tang Seng still refused to let go: "Puhou, get out, I don't have you as an apprentice!" When Monkey King burst out from the stone, where was he? After receiving such a bird's breath, he jumped up and said in his mouth: "Old Sun, let's go!" In the blink of an eye, Sun Wukong disappeared without a trace.

Only then did Tang Seng open his eyes, and found himself sitting on a big rock. Only now does he know what loneliness is? A kind of indescribable pain of being abandoned faintly rose in Tang Seng's heart! Alas, he let out a long sigh, as if he wanted to send infinite sorrow into the high clouds. A kind voice sounded in Tang Seng's ear: "Junior brother, you don't have to sigh!" Tang Seng saw Guanyin, as if he had met a savior: "Senior sister, help me!" Guanyin whispered in Tang Seng's ear for a while, and put a melon skin hat on Handed over to Tang Seng. Tang Seng couldn't help but have some concerns: "I put a hat on that monkey, I can't be justified, my conscience will always be blamed." Guanyin waved his hand to stop him and said: "You don't need to worry too much, brother, this is a secret, don't let it out. "Guanyin floated away. Tang Seng is sitting on the stone in a daze, he is waiting for Monkey King, he does not believe that the first cooperation will fail. Monkey King came back, and he said to Tang Seng: "Master, let's continue to perform the contract!" Tang Seng took out the melon skin hat and said to Monkey King: "Apprentice, in order to express my apology, I have a gift for you!" I was moved for a while. Tang Seng put the melon cap on Sun Wukong's head and admired it repeatedly. He saw that the melon skin cap seemed to grow on the monkey's head, which was just right. Monkey King turned a hollow muscle, congratulating himself for having a melon hat on his head. Tang Seng closed his eyes and rubbed his lips. Monkey King rolled on the ground, and all his heroic qualities disappeared. Tang Seng was overjoyed, it really is a good mantra, it works as soon as it is recited! Sun Wukong raised his embroidery needle and pointed at Tang Seng: "You are bald, and tell me who instigated you to do it? Lao Sun will go and settle accounts with him!" Tang Seng confessed his backstage: "It is Guanyin, you can't beat it Hers, she has three birthdays a year." Sun Wukong got angry: "You colluded to harm me, you have no professional ethics!" Tang Seng said: "This is called wisdom, and it is also called destiny, you just accept your fate!" Sun Wukong shouted Said: "I don't accept it, Taoists believe in fate, and you Buddhists believe in fate. You must clarify the big questions of right and wrong!" Tang Seng said vaguely: "It's fate, this hat is destined for you!" Monkey King Pointing at the west, he yelled: "Guanyin, you will never get married!" Tang Seng comforted: "It's getting late, let's go on the road, the west sky is still far away!" The two had to go on the road, although their emotional chain A long crack has appeared. On the way, I met some Lulu, Huihui, and countless wolves, tigers and leopards. But seeing the sky full of frost and cold, it is already the end of winter. There is a vast river. A flood dragon jumped up from the river, went straight to Tang Seng, and shouted wildly: "I will eat Tang Seng's meat!" Tang Seng was startled, leaned back, a few feet away from the horse, and rolled to the ground. Tang Seng's mount became a scapegoat and was swallowed by Jiaolong. Monkey King turned around, caught Jiaolong, and wanted to kill him. After a long time, a cry came from the clouds: "Wukong is merciful, I have something to say!" Guanyin sat on the lotus platform, gently brushing willow branches: "Your brother has worked hard!" Tang Seng returned the gift: "Sister, work harder!" Monkey King turned his head to one side, and he remembered the melon cap on his head. Tang Seng had an idea, blinked his eyes and asked: "Senior Sister, are you here to ask for favors?" Guanyin nodded: "Junior brother is so understanding, as expected, you step on the nine-headed head! You can make a request!" Tang Seng has not yet answered, Sun Wukong turned his head Come on, and said angrily: "This evil dragon has committed a crime, but you come to be a lobbyist. How can you get it if you continue like this? There is still a long way to go to the west, and I can't set a precedent!" Tang Seng shouted: "Wukong Hugh Just listen to Master and sell favors to my senior sister!" Sun Wukong was speechless and messed up. Seeing that the situation had eased, Guanyin spoke again: "Junior brother, speak up!" Tang Seng said cheekily: "It ate one of my horses, so give me back one! It's a fair trade!" Appreciated: "Be reasonable, don't go too far!" Guanyin blew on Jiaolong, and Jiaolong turned into a white horse. Avalokitesvara disappeared without a trace. Tang Seng patted the white horse's head and said comfortingly, "Help me well, and I won't treat you badly." Sun Wukong still said angrily, "Fortunately, this evil only swallowed your horse. If you swallow your horse together I'll be done with it." Sun Wukong poked the white horse's ass hard, and the white horse jumped a few times. Tang Seng glared at Sun Wukong: "Wukong, if you don't understand for the time being, you have to implement it!" Sun Wukong muttered in a low voice: "Master, you really have a good idea! You really have an economic mind!" Guanyin Temple. Avalokitesvara sits in the main hall, enjoying the incense offered by the world seriously. Sun Wukong carried the burden and led Tang Seng to spend the night in this courtyard. Late at night, silent. Late at night, dark and without light. Only the cassock shone like a Buddha in the dark night. The cassock alarmed the monks in the temple, it was such a treasure, it was an irresistible temptation. The monk stole the cassock, lit a fire, and burned the monastery, determined to burn the Tang monk and his disciples to death. Tang Seng was not asleep at this time, he secretly saw everything, and hid behind a firewall. After the fire, Monkey King looked for Tang Seng everywhere, and found him in a very safe place. Sun Wukong was very surprised: "Master, why didn't you burn to death? Is there really a god protecting you in secret?" Tang Seng smiled secretly: "I have also learned to protect myself, and the world is dangerous now!" Monkey King was a little dissatisfied: "Master When the evil monk set fire, why didn't you wake me up?" Tang Seng said: "I know you can't be burned to death. You can't do anything to Li Laojun's furnace fire. Are you still afraid of this ordinary fire?" Sun Wukong said: " Having said that, the cassock is gone, so what should I do?" Tang Seng said, "You have great powers, and you will be able to get the cassock back." Sun Wukong said lazily, "If you lose the cassock, let it go. You won't die from the cold even if you wear just one piece of clothing." Tang Seng said angrily, "Don't be lazy. If I leave this cassock, I won't be able to resist the temptation of the world of mortals. Go find it quickly!" Sun Wukong said casually, "Master, dye some mortals. What's wrong, my life is better, and my life is more colorful!" Tang Seng scolded: "Stop talking nonsense, stained with the world of mortals, and it is difficult to achieve a positive result." Monkey King immediately calmed down, looked back, but saw that The cassock hangs on a treetop, shining with Buddha's light. Sun Wukong pointed at him, "Master, look, isn't that your cassock?" Tang Seng looked at it, but there is no cassock? I have mortal eyes, and I can only see a few feet away. The cassock was hanging on the top of a tree on Heifeng Mountain twenty miles away. Sun Wukong looked closely, only to realize that there was too much difference between his gaze and Master's gaze. Sun Wukong laughed loudly: "There are monsters waiting there, Lao Sun is going to kill again!" Hearing what Sun Wukong said, Tang Seng couldn't help panicking: "Wukong, monsters can only be surrendered but not killed. Too many injuries will not succeed." It's true." Sun Wukong couldn't hear Tang Seng's gossip, so he jumped to Heifeng Mountain. The black wind monster faced Sun Wukong and said forcefully, "Sun Houer, this cassock is a treasure of Buddhism, how did it fall into your hands? According to my guess, it must be snatched or snatched!" Sun Wukong didn't know the origin of the cassock, so he was at a loss for words. Fortunately, Tang Seng arrived in a hurry, Tang Seng stepped forward and saluted: "Please listen to me explain the origin of this cassock!" Heifeng Yao laughed: "You don't need to explain, I still want to eat your meat!" "Please tell me why!" Heifeng Yao sneered: "Have you heard the story of wolves and sheep? If wolves want to eat sheep, they can find a thousand reasons. Who called you Tang Seng!" Tang Seng was furious: "Unreasonable, Wukong, put Take this monster for me!" Sun Wukong was ordered by his teacher to capture the monster, his pride doubled, and he fought a fierce battle with the black wind monster. Sun Wukong subdued the black wind demon, and was about to end its life, another cry came from the sky: "Leave the demon under the stick!" Guanyin came on the auspicious clouds. Tang Seng was puzzled: "Senior sister, why do you want to help this monster again?" Avalokitesvara showed annoyance: "Senior brother, is there someone like you who disciplines disciples?" Tang Seng had to give in: "Senior sister, what do you say?" There was a cold smile on Guanyin's face: "That's the black bear spirit descending from the sky, he has some status, and he is also a talent, please spare him his death!" Sun Wukong mocked: "You are so merciful, why are you so merciful for five hundred years? Didn't you show mercy to the old grandson before?" Guanyin reprimanded: "Don't talk nonsense with the monkey, I can use this black bear spirit, take him back to be a god of guarding the mountain, it can be regarded as a kindness!" Sun Wukong Pushing the luggage, he said, "I'm not going to the West Paradise. Whenever I meet a monster, someone will intervene. How do you get the law from this sutra?" Tang Seng winked at Monkey King: "Apprentice, you have to remember a famous saying." : Do not offend the Bodhisattva, she can guarantee us a smooth journey!" Guanyin sighed: "Oh, Wukong, I know you have some grievances, as long as you finish this journey to the west, you will understand my painstaking efforts. Amitabha! "Guanyin took the black bear spirit and left. Sun Wukong looked at the shadow of Avalokitesvara rising higher and higher, and said softly: "Avalokitesvara, you owe me another favor!" Tang Seng was displeased: "It's a favor you owe me!" Pointing to the landscape not far away, Monkey King said: "Master, look, that is a beautiful scenery!" Tang Seng looked along Monkey King's fingers, only took half a look, then looked away, and said repeatedly: "Sin, sin! , Amitabha!" A man with a pig's face and a human body carried a flirtatious girl on his shoulders, running wildly in the field and having fun. Sun Wukong felt a sudden envy in his heart: "This pig's head is also very beautiful and blessed!" Tang Seng reminded: "Wukong, monks, you must not have an ordinary heart!" Sun Wukong explained: "I was just thinking that people and pigs can also be husband and wife. , and it’s so harmonious, it’s unbelievable!” After what Sun Wukong said, Tang Seng couldn’t help but look at it a few more times. Tang Seng finally made a new discovery: "There is a compulsive nature in this marriage. The man is too ugly. How can he be worthy of that girl? There must be something hidden in it!" Sun Wukong laughed: "I never thought that Master would be jealous !" Tang Seng said sternly: "Monks don't tell lies. As a teacher, the six sense organs are pure. How can you be jealous?" Monkey King stepped forward, grabbed the pig's head, and shouted sharply: "You pig, why are you molesting a woman from a good family?" The pig's head arched its long mouth and greeted Monkey King: "You ugly ghost, why are you meddling in your own business?" Here you are? Who are you?" Sun Wukong wiped his face and asked in disbelief: "You call me an ugly ghost, do I look uglier than you?" !" Sun Wukong regained his balance and asked politely: "Excuse me, Mr. Gao's name?" The pig head said: "My surname is Bajie, and I am the son-in-law of Gao Laozhuang!" Tang Seng stepped forward and said: "That's good , Don’t the appearance of the benefactor scare the men, women and children of Gao Laozhuang?” The pig’s head was upset: “The monk’s words are too unreasonable. Although the old pig is ugly, he has martial arts and can protect Gao Laozhuang’s family. One side is safe!" Tang Seng's heart moved: "You have martial arts, would you like to work for me?" Zhu Bajie smiled: "The old pig is waiting for a boss, and when he comes, he will work for him, but not you." Sun Wukong also I felt that I was too tired to carry the burden, and I needed someone to take over, so I encouraged him from the sidelines and said: "Zhu Bajie, it is worthwhile to work with my master. After the achievement is complete, you can get lifelong protection." Zhu Bajie glanced at Tang Seng, somewhat Disdainfully asked: "Who are you, have such supernatural powers?" Sun Wukong replied first: "My master is the master Sanzang sent by the Tang Dynasty to learn scriptures in the west!" Zhu Bajie's face changed suddenly: "You are Tang monk, my limit We're here!" Sun Wukong had seen some clues, and he winked at Master: "Master, look at this guy who looks like a pig, and he is a good character to carry luggage!" Zhu Bajie bowed to Tang Monk: "Guanyin called I was waiting for you in Gaolaozhuang, and I finally got you here!" Sun Wukong carried the burden over: "Zhu Bajie, this task has historically fallen on you." Zhu Bajie said sadly: "It is indeed very good to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. , but our husband and wife have to live separately!" Miss Gao's eyes were red, she dragged Zhu Bajie and said coquettishly: "Husband, you can't leave me alone!" Zhu Bajie was a little embarrassed: "My wife, I can only wrong you I have been a widow for a few years, and I will come back to accompany you after the old pig's merits and virtues are complete, and then--" Two lines of hot tears flowed down the pig's face. The scene of life and death has arrived.Miss Gao said to her husband: "I'm yours now, you can go there at ease, and you have to pay attention to safety on the way!" Tang Seng was beside him, with a sore nose and a little uncomfortable, and said helplessly: "I didn't mean to break up. You husband and wife, this is the arrangement of the superior!" Zhu Bajie said to his wife: "Come on, let me carry you one more time, and keep some of your remaining warmth on my body." Zhu Bajie carried his wife on his back and walked back to Mr. Gao step by step. village. Sun Wukong praised: "This idiot is very strong, and he is a good material for heavy and dirty work!" Tang Seng touched his beardless chin and nodded: "I will know people and do them well." Huang Fengling, a big mountain with a hideous appearance. Monkey King said: "Master, the image of this mountain is so evil, there must be monsters in the mountain!" When Tang Seng heard the word "monster", he was so frightened that he almost fell off his horse. Zhu Bajie hurriedly supported Tang Seng and said: "Master, don't be afraid, there is an old pig here, and the old pig is the best at subduing demons." Sun Wukong said happily: "Bajie, you are new here, you have to earn some performance!" Zhu Bajie Patting his chest, he said: "No problem, leave this monster to me!" While speaking, a monster really sprang out from Huangtong Ridge, and Zhu Bajie stepped forward to catch it and fight. Zhu Bajie is eager to make great contributions, and kills the Yellow Wind Monster to the point of defeat. It seems that he is about to win. The Yellow Wind Monster didn't panic, he opened his mouth and let out a gust of wind. There was such a strong wind, Tang Seng was swept into the air by the strong wind, fell down again, and hung on a branch. He couldn't touch the sky, and he couldn't touch the ground, so Tang Seng could only shout "Help!" His voice didn't travel far, and the two disciples didn't know where it was sent. He had to close his eyes to do his homework and endure the pain of hanging upside down from the golden hook. Tang Seng's greatest ability is to be patient. Tang Monk hung on the tree for three days and three nights, how many things should happen in three days and three nights? Finally, a voice came from a distance: "Master, where are you?" It was his two apprentices who came, followed by Guanyin Bodhisattva. Guanyin led a yellow-haired mink, with shiny fur and a very cute appearance. When the master and apprentice met each other, they hugged each other and cried. Tang Seng asked Avalokitesvara: "Sister, why did you change your career to raise nutria?" Avalokitesvara said with some embarrassment: "My brother is really humorous, and he called the ermine a nutria." The mouse is the monster that blows the wind on Huangfeng Ridge, if he can't beat Bajie, he blows the wind and uses magic!" Wukong didn't forget to praise Bajie. Bajie was very happy in his heart, but on the surface he said sadly: "Master, I made you suffer!" Tang Seng's gaze was still on the yellow-haired mink: "Wow, what a beautiful mink, he has such supernatural power!" Wukong He teased and said: "It is the Tathagata Buddha watching the oil lamp, and the backstage is hard! The Bodhisattva came to take it back." Zhu Bajie praised: "It's a pity that a good mink fur!" Tang Seng also sighed: "The monsters I met on the road are harder than the other! It's difficult!" The white horse raised its head and neighed three times, and wagged its tail three times. Sun Wukong asked: "Dragon baby, are you complaining about this?" Avalokitesvara reminded Tang Seng: "Brother, don't talk about the leader behind your back, you are committing liberalism." Tang Seng didn't dare to speak any more, so he said goodbye to Avalokitesvara. Guanyin led the yellow-haired marten away. After walking a long way, the marten turned around and made a face at Tang Seng.