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The Tempest and a Short Comment on Wills at Sea Abesdemon said: "Now, when we should try to save the ship, otherwise we are in danger of sinking the ship, to make a will, it seems to me that this is the same as when Caesar's generals and cronies were busy in Gaul. To make a will, to leave a will, to repent of bad luck, to lament the absence of his wife, to miss his friends and relatives in Rome, instead of doing what was urgently needed at the time, namely, to take up arms against the enemy Ariovistus, and the same It shouldn't be and is inappropriate. This stupid behavior is exactly the same as the driver's cart fell into the mud puddle, and instead of beating his cattle, instead of trying to lift the wheel with his hands, he knelt on the ground and prayed to Hercules. Now What is the use of making a will here? At present there are only two ways: either pass through the danger, or drown together. If the danger is passed, the will will be of no use, because the testator can only be useful and effective after the death of the testator .If we were to die in the water, wouldn't the will be in the water with us? Who would send it to the executor?"

"May a good wave," said Panurge, "carry it ashore as it once carried Ulysses; Build me a tall monument on the seashore, like Dido for her husband Sicaeus, Aenes on the coast of Troy near Reti for Diaphbus, Andromag at Butro Ekdor in Tus, Hermias and Ebrus in Aristotle, Euripides in Athens, Drusus in Germany, Drusus in Gaul by the Romans. Their emperor was Alexander Severus, Argenta stayed as Calaiscruz, Xenocrates as Lysides, and Timarus as his son Telethagoras. ④, Epolis and Aristotle for their son Theotimus ⑤, Onestus for Timocles ⑥, Callimachus for Sobo, the son of Dioclid Reis, Catullus for his brother, Stacius for his father, Germain de Brie for Hervé, a sailor from Brittany."

Brother John said: "Are you still dreaming? Come and help us, for the devil's sake of half a million and one million cars, get up and do it! Let your beard have a chancre, and it will be called three rows of swollen poison Cover your whole body instead of trousers and crotch! Is our ship sinking? God, how can we make it open① Ariovistus: the leader of Suweiwei in the first century BC, who tried to capture Gaul , was defeated by Caesar. ② See Virgil's "Init". ③ Daphbus: The son of Priamos, king of Troy, who was killed when the city was broken. The story can be seen in the sixth volume of "Init" by Homer and Virgil.

④ Ondomag: Ekdor's wife, who was captured by Beerus after the city of Troy was broken. See the story in the third volume of "Init". ⑤ Hermias: Aristotle's student and friend. ⑥ For the story, see "The Biography of Aristotle" by Diogenes. ① Alexander Severus (208-35): Emperor of the Roman Empire in 222 AD. ② Karais Cruz died in the sea, and his descendants asked the poet to build two monuments for him. ③ For the story, see "Anthology of Ancient Poems? Xenocrite". ④ See the works of Lumpry Deuss. ⑤ See Suitonius's "Historical Events Collection".

⑥ See the third volume of "Selected Ancient Poems". ⑦ See Callimagus's "Satirical Poems" twenty-second. ⑧ See the 103rd article of Catullus's "Satire Collection". ⑨ See the fifth volume of Statius's "Sylvie". ⑩ Refers to the naval battle between Britain and France in the Gulf of Brittany in 1512. The French captain Hervey died in the battle. German de Brie once expressed his condolences. Woolen cloth?Have all the devils of the sea come here?We can't hide anymore, or the devil will take me away. " At this moment Paiguguet's prayer was heard, and he cried out:

"Lord, save us; we are perishing! But not our will, but yours!" Panurge also cried: "God, merciful Mother, do not abandon us! Ouch, ooh, I am drowning! Go, go, go, go! In manus2. Good God, send a dolphin like a pack Take me to land like that, little Arion. I will play you the harp, if only there are strings." "Let all the devils come and pick me up," Brother John said. "God be with us!" Panurge prayed. "? .If I catch you, I'll show you that your dick is grown on some stupid bull, horned bull, horned bull! What a fool! Get up and help us with our work, you Thirty million devils jumping on you, that stupid crying cow! Come or not, you buffalo? Phew! Ugly, whimpering buffalo!"

"You won't say anything else." "Come on, take out the Yinshi Wan④, let me treat you well! Beatus vir quinon abiit⑤. I can recite it all. Let's read the story of St. Nicholas again. Horrida tempestas montem turbavit acutum⑥. "Tang Bait (storm) is the principal of Montemgio Public School who loves to beat students. If teachers whip poor children—those innocent students—should be punished, I guarantee by my personality that this The headmaster must be at the wheel of the Ixion by now, beating the bob-tailed dog. If flogging an innocent boy can save him, he must be in ? . . . "

① This is the prayer in the Bible, see the twenty-fifth chapter of the eighth chapter of the New Testament? Matthew, the original text is: Domine, Salua, nos, perimus! ② Latin: "Give my soul into your hands." ③ Arion: An ancient Greek poet and musician in the seventh century BC. According to legend, he was carried away by dolphins when he died because of his beautiful piano sound. ④ Refers to his wine bottle shaped like a scripture. ⑤ Latin: "Blessed is the man who does not follow the counsel of the wicked." See the first verse of the first chapter of the "Old Testament? Psalms".

⑥ Latin: "An astonishing storm beats Montaiju." This is a poem written by the students of Montaiju Public School to Pierre Tombett (meaning: "storm"), the principal who whipped the students. ① Ixion: In mythology, King Rabbit was thrown into hell by Jupiter because of his disrespect to Juno, and was tied to a wheel to be burned forever.