Chapter 90 Chapter Twenty Nine

How Pagoda defeated three hundred giants in stone armor and their captain "the werewolf" When the giant saw that the whole barracks was flooded, he carried Anarch the king on his shoulders with all his strength, and rescued him from the camp, just as when Aenis rescued his father Anchius in the battle of Troy.Banuzhi saw it, and said to Paguguai: "Your lord, look at the giant coming out over there; quickly take your mast, go forward, and fight vigorously according to the ancient sword method, because now is the time to show your skills. We, the people, decided to Reinforce you at any time. I'll be brave enough to kill a lot of him myself. Isn't it? Didn't David kill Goliath easily? Besides, we have our big Osten, whose strength Worth four oxen, and he won't be idle. Don't be afraid, take courage, and just charge forward with slashing and stabbing."

Grandeur said: "For courage, I'm not worth fifty francs. But it's better to be cautious, and Hercules is never one against two." "It stinks, it stinks," said Panurge, "it's like shit in my nose. How can you compare yourself to Hercules? Honestly, the strength of your teeth, the stench of your butt Greater than all the body and soul of Hercules put together. Worth as much as a man estimates." Before they had finished talking, the "Wolf-Man" arrived with all his giants; seeing that the Pontaguguet was alone, he suddenly became arrogant and arrogant, thinking that this would kill the poor wretch. The head was cut off.He turned to his fellow giant and said:

"I speak to Muhammad, old men of the plain, and if any of you come to fight, I will kill you, and I will not spare you! I want you to let me fight alone: ​​you just stand by. Just watch." So all the giants and the king withdrew to the place next to the pile of wine bottles, and Banuzhi and his companions were also there. say to them: "Guys, I'd rather apostate than go to war. Take your stuff and eat with us, and let our boss fight." The King and the Giants agreed, and they all sat together and drank wine.Banurge told them the story of Turban, the legend of Saint Nicholas, and the stork.

The "Werewolf" struck at Pagoda with a mourning stick of pure steel, which weighed 9,700 quintals and two-quarters, and was cast from Salib steel, with thirteen diamonds on its head. Point, the most ① The son of Troy, Aenis, had bravely resisted the Greeks. After the city was broken, he took his father Anchius to flee. ② "Ancient swordsmanship" refers to the comparison with Italian swordsmanship in the 16th century. At that time, Italian swordsmanship was considered complex and sinister. ③ Banuzhi's character seems to have not been typicalized at this time. In the third, fourth, and fifth parts, Banuzhi has completely become a cowardly character.

④ For the story of David beating Goliath to death, see Chapter 17 of "Old Testament? 1 Samuel".Also here on the first edition: "As for me, I'm worth at least twelve Davids, since David was only a child at the time, couldn't I kill a dozen of them?" ⑤ When Hercules was fighting the monster snake, a giant crab suddenly appeared, and Hercules asked his nephew Jolas for help.For the story, see Chapter 39, Chapter 5, Volume 1 of Erasmus' Proverbs.See also line 297 of Plato's Eucidemus. ① Compared with the nobles, the nobles live in high-rise castles, while ordinary people live in plains and depressions.

② Turban: Archbishop of Reims, France in the eighth century, who wrote a history about Charlemagne's defeat of the Saracens. ③ Refers to the legendary story about Saint Nicholas, Bishop of Myra. ④ The oldest fables, such as "The Story of the Old Wolf" and "The Story of Mother Goose". ① Salib steel is a famous good steel in ancient times. The smaller one is as big as the largest clock of Notre-Dame; and if I am wrong, it is no more than a fingernail's distance away, or at most as thick as the back of a knife which we call "cut ears" No matter how bad it is, it can't go anywhere; the stick is a magic stick, no weapon can break it, on the contrary, anything that touches it will break immediately.

In this way, he walked over aggressively, and Paguguai raised his head to look up at the sky, devoutly surrendered himself to the gods, and prayed in his heart: "My Lord God, thou hast been my protector and my savior, and thou hast seen the calamity which befell me. Were it not for the natural indignation which thou hast given to men, in their defense of themselves, Nothing would bring me here to defend my wife and children, to defend my country, against all that is contrary to your will, which is your faith; You only want people to follow your will, and you don’t need other assistance. We are forbidden to fight rashly and talk about confrontation, because you are the almighty one. In your career, when you are doing your best, you have far surpassed We imagine ways to defend yourself, you have tens of millions, tens of millions of angels, even the smallest angel can kill the world, turn the world upside down at will, as in Sennacherib's army It is the same as it appeared ④. Therefore, if you are willing to help me now, because all my confidence and hope are placed on you, I will swear that in all countries, Utopia, and other places where I have political power and power Or, I will tell them to preach your gospel, only your gospel, and your gospel forever, so that those hypocrites and hypocritical preachers who have always poisoned mankind by distortion, slander and baseness The deceptions of those who have been killed are all swept away around me."

At this time, a voice came down from the sky, saying: "Hoc face et vinces", which means: "Do this, and you will win." At this moment, seeing the "werewolf" approaching him with his mouth open, Pangguai shook his spirits and went forward, shouting loudly with all his strength: "I'll kill you, you bastard! I'll kill you!" According to the fighting method of the Lacedaemonians, they wanted to frighten the enemy with loud screams.Then he sprinkled eighteen barrels and a "mino" on him with the salt from the boat tied to his waist, filling his throat, throat, nose, and eyes all at once.

The "Werewolf" was so angry that he hit him with a stick viciously, thinking that this blow would smash the head of Pagoda.But Pang Guai was very clever, with quick eyes and quick hands and feet. He lifted his left foot and jumped back a step, but the boat in his waist did not escape, and the "werewolf" smashed the boat into four pieces with one blow Thousand and eighty-six yuan, all the salt left in the boat was dumped on the ground. Seeing this scene, Pagoda bravely stretched out his arm, followed the trick of playing the hatchet, using the thick mast as a sword, and aimed straight at the breast of the "werewolf". Hit him between the neck and shoulders; then stretched out his right leg, took the tip of the top of the mast, and aimed at the part between the legs of the "Werewolf"'s crotch, smashed the mast shed, and there were three or four barrels left inside. The wine was spilled all together. The "werewolf" thought that his urine bubble had been punctured, and regarded the wine that flowed out as his own urine.

② The bell of Notre Dame de Paris was cast in 1378 and weighs 12,500 kilograms. ③ "cutting ears": a very thin, sharp knife. ④ Jehovah once sent an angel to kill 185,000 troops of Assyrian king Sennacherib overnight.For the story, see the thirty-fifth chapter of the nineteenth chapter of "Old Testament? Second Kings". ① In Latin, the author intentionally imitated the slogan on the flag of the Roman Emperor Constantine I in the first century: "In hoc signo vinces." (With this sign, you will win.) ② "Mino": capacity name, equivalent to Thirty-nine liters; another said it was thirty-nine liters and thirty-six centiliters.

Pagoda was still not satisfied, and wanted to do it again; but the "werewolf" raised the mourning stick again, and hit him, trying to beat Pagoda flat with all his strength; If it were not for the blessing of the gods, the good Pagoda would have been split from the top of the head to the bottom of the spleen; but Pagoda suddenly jumped to the side, and the club was hit to the right sideways, cracking a large stone at once, and slipped into the stone. The ground is more than seventy-three feet deep, and the fire light alone is more than 9,006 tons. Seeing the Werewolf's club stuck in the stone and trying to pull it out, Paiguguay ran to try to knock his head off; but unfortunately his mast touched the Werewolf's mourning stick, which was a divine rod. rod (as we have said before), so that his mast snapped off three fingers from his hand.What happened unexpectedly surprised him so much that he couldn't help shouting: "Hey, Banurge, where have you been?" When Panurge heard Paguguai calling him, he said to King Anarchy and the other giants: "My God, if we don't separate them, they're going to get hurt." But those giants were very proud, as if they were eating wedding wine, and ignored them.Gabalin was about to rise up and go to the rescue of Panguy; but a giant said to him: "I swear to Muhammad's nephew, Galfarin, if you move from here, I will put you in my pants and sit in it like a pill! Although my stomach is blocked, there is nothing I can do without gnashing my teeth cagar ①." Having lost the mast, Pagoda took up the end of the mast and struck the werewolf facelessly for a while; but this blow was not as severe as flicking his fingers on the blacksmith's anvil.However, the "werewolf" had already pulled out the mourning stick from the ground at this time, and was about to hit Pagoda again, but Pagoda had quick eyes and quick hands, and escaped every attack he made.Until one time, he saw the "werewolf" rushing towards him again, and threatened: "Bad thing, this time I'm going to smash you like meat paste, so that you can no longer make people thirsty!" Ai kicked up his legs and kicked him so hard in the stomach that he fell backwards, his legs in the air, a stone's throw backwards. The "werewolf" was bleeding from his mouth and shouted loudly: "Muhan! Muhan! Muhan!" When he cried thus, all the giants rose up, and tried to save him.But Bannuri said to them: "Gentlemen, if you believe me, you must not go, because our master loses his temper like a madman, and he doesn't care about anything when he beats people, regardless of injustice, and kills indiscriminately. You will be unlucky in the past. " But the giants did not listen to him, for they saw that Pagoda had no weapon in his hand. Seeing them approaching him, Paiguguay seized the Werewolf by the feet, raised it like a gun, and, using his anvil-clad body, fought hand to hand with the armored giants. Hitting them is like a plasterer picking up broken bricks and mud. No one can stand in front of him without being knocked to the ground by him.A scuffle, in which nothing but stone and armour, was killed, and the sky was so dark that it reminded me of the great butter bell tower of the Saint-Etienne church in Bourges melting in the sun.Panuge, Gabalin and Osten killed those who fell on the ground. Do the math, no one escaped.I saw that Pagoda looked like a mower, holding a scythe (that is, a "werewolf") to mow the grass on the ground (that is, a giant); however, in this fierce battle, the head of the "werewolf" was knocked out. .That was when Paiguguay knocked down a man named Lifranduil. Languedoc: "shit." ① The bell tower to the north of the Cathedral of Bourges collapsed on December 31, 1506. The "butter clock tower" is a clock tower donated by believers in order to obtain the right to eat butter during the fasting period, but the clock tower did not collapse. ②The giant was knocked out, the giant was armored with hard sandstone, and a single stone chip cut the head of Ebisdemon neatly from the neck; most of the other giants It was light armor, some of a kind of soft white stone, and some of stone for slates. At last, seeing that none of the enemies were dead, Paiguguai threw the corpse of the "wolf man" towards the city, and it fell on the big square of the city on its belly like a frog. , smashed a burnt tom, a drowned sow, a farting duck, and a goose with a skewer stuck in its nostril that couldn't get in. ② "Lefrancai", meaning: "Bread Thief". ③ The original text is: "Marge Square", according to "Marge Square" in Toulouse, France. ① "Farting duck" canne petiere If the original text canne petiere is combined into one word canepetiere, it becomes the meaning of "bustard", which is not a duck.The author intentionally divided it into two characters, so it became a "farting duck".