Chapter 72 Chapter Eleven

How the lords de Beizcure and de Humoignes argued before Paigure without an advocate And so de Beizcur begins the following passage: "My lord, the actual story is like this, an old woman in my family went to the market to sell eggs?" "Put on your hat, de Beizcure," said Panagure. "Thank you, sir," said Monsieur de Baizcur. "At that time, six silver coins and a small copper coin came up from the middle of the second solstice towards the zenith. It happened that there was a lack of hypocrisy and deceit on the Liffey Mountain in that year, so that there was a relationship between Balaguan and the Agursius faction. The seditious gossip of the Swiss rebellion. The Swiss gathered in numbers of three, six, nine, ten to feed the cows with soup on New Year's Day, and to give the girl the keys to the coal for oats Feed the dog ⑤.

"Hands on the jug all night, urging on foot and on horseback, to stop the ship, for the master tailor was going to make a cannon barrel out of stolen rags to defend the sea, according to the bale of hay According to human opinion, the ocean is pregnant because of a pot of cabbage soup; but the doctor said that from its urine, there is no obvious sign, and from the appearance of the bustard, it is impossible to see how to eat a shovel with mustard, Unless the lords of the court give syphilis a half-step order, no more nailing pots, because those poor fellows, as the good old man Ragao said, dance to the beat, with one foot on the fire, Head in the middle, busy enough.

"Ah, my lords, heaven restrains all things according to its own will, and the driver broke his whip against bad luck. That was after his return from Bigocca, Antitus de Crossonnier." ②a bachelor's degree in all follies, exactly as the canon jurists say: Beatilourdes, quoniam ipsi trebuchaverunt③. "Saint Fiac de Bris ④ made Lent ⑤ so strict for no other reason. ,only: When the Holy Spirit descends to receive the Holy Spirit, every time he comes, he feels like being punished; if you have wine today, you will be drunk today, and a light rain can calm a strong wind. "Of course, the bailiff set the white target so high that the clerk of the court had to go round and lick his gander-feathered fingers, and we saw it clearly, each admitting his mistake, looking up and down the fireplace. At a glance, you can see the wine cover with forty horse girdles①, that is twenty five① The following is a series of sentences that do not follow the preamble. When the author writes, the end of the previous sentence is often used as the next sentence. The beginning, but the whole meaning is not cohesive.

② The nobles only take off their hats when they see the king, and they usually wear their hats when they eat. Panguguai asked him to wear a hat to show his leniency. ③ Liffey Mountain: The Greeks said it was a mountain in the extreme north. ④ "Balaguan" means "local dialect, slang", and it is also interpreted as "speaking nonsense". ⑤ I'm afraid it should be: "Feed soup to dogs and oats to cows". ⑥ Lagao: A famous beggar's head in the sixteenth century. ① __________ Bigoca: The name of the Italian city, on April 29, 1522, France was defeated here and withdrew from Milan.

② "Antitus" means "stubborn donkey", and "Crossonniere" means "knows nothing when he thinks he is knowledgeable". ③ Latin: "Blessed are the stupid? ." ④ The remains of St. Fiac are preserved in the city of Mao in Brie. ⑤ Lent is the period of fasting forty days before Easter. ① It means that the wine is fierce and strong, and you need to tie yourself up with forty horse girths after drinking. Years of carrying time in exchange for it.At least, if you don’t see milk cakes, you don’t let the birds go, but you would rather look for them, because if you wear your shoes backwards, you will often lose your memory.This, God bless Dibao Mitaina! "

Panagure said to him: "Very well, my friend, very well, speak slowly, and don't be angry. I know what's going on, and go on." "My lord," said Baizgul, "the woman I was speaking of, reciting her Gaudez and Audinos, couldn't cover herself with a lapel, and, frankly, she couldn't resist the privileges of the university, so she had to use her clothes to cover her. Keep warm, cover it with seven diamonds, and draw your knife, and throw it near the rags that the painter in Flanders knows to use. I wonder why people don't lay eggs , What a comfortable thing it is to incubate an egg."

At this point, Monsieur de Humovinas was about to intervene, and Grandeur said to him: "St. Anthony's belly! No one tells you to talk, can you talk casually? I'm tired of listening to your case here, and you sweat, and you still want to trouble me? Be quiet, it's unreasonable, don't make any noise! ​​Wait until he finishes speaking , let you speak as much as you can." He turned to Baizgul and said, "Speak your own, don't worry." Baizgul said: "Seeing that the execution of the sentence did not mention anything, the Pope allowed everyone to fart as long as there is no mark on the white cloth, no matter how poor the world is, as long as they don't make the cross with their left hand, for the hatching of larks. Milan made a few new rainbows and allowed the woman to smash her sit bones despite the protests of the little fish with testicles, which was necessary to repair the old boot.

"But John Bull, her cousin named Gerva, took a piece of wood for the fire and advised her not to go to the laundry without first lighting the fire with paper, and not to be rash and careless, because Non de ponte vadit , qui cum sapientia cadit②. The gentlemen of the accounting office do not agree with the ensemble of German flutes, and the "Prince's Spectacles"④ recently published in Anweis③ was composed of them. "So, my lords, a bad document can make one believe the other's side, in sacerverbodotis⑤, and indeed it is. For I am armed from head to toe with belly skins to please the king, to see my grape harvesters How to tailor tall hats to make clothes racks better. The weather at the meeting was very variable, and several archers were refused to participate in the military parade. For ringworm and scabies.

"Therefore, in the whole territory of Arteba, there are a lot of snails this year, which is really a good thing for those gentlemen who carry firewood. They don't need to draw a sword to untie the button on their stomachs Buckle. For myself, I want everyone to have a good voice; to play tennis well, to wear loafers, so that they can go to the Seine easily, and to serve the Pont de Grüner forever, as if they were formerly added Like the order issued by King Nari, this order is still in the hand of the clerk here. "My lord, for this reason, I beg you to declare clearly which side is right, with an accompanying claim for costs, damages, and interest."

Having said this, Pagoda said: ② Latin: "morning lessons and scriptures".Verses beginning with Gaudete (Joy) also explain casual verses. ① "John Bull": the nickname of a fool. ② Latin: "Walk carefully and don't fall off the bridge." The correct way to say it is Non de ponte cadit, qui cum sapientia vadit. ④ "Prince's Glasses": It is a collection of poems written by the fifteenth-century rhetorician John Mesino. ⑤ Latin, the correct way to say it is: In verbo sacerdotis, which means: "If I am a priest, I will never tell lies."

⑥ Mogong Bridge: The name of the bridge on the Seine River, near the Exchange Bridge, destroyed in the seventeenth century. "Friend, do you have anything else to say?" Baizgul replied: "No, sir, tu autem has said it all, and on my honour, nothing has changed." "Then it is your turn, Monsieur de Humovenas," said Paiguguet, "you can say what you want to say, but be brief, but don't miss anything useful for your defense." ① Latin: "all that is to be said".